Rescue workers used jackhammers and dish soap to free a lovesick woman who got stuck in the chimney of the Thousand Oaks, Calif., home of a man she dated online.
Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, 28, was finally freed Monday morning after being trapped in the chimney for two hours. Capt. Renee Ferguson of the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department said Nunez-Figueroa was transported to a hospital then arrested for illegally gaining entry into the man’s home.
The man, whom Capt. Ferguson would only identify as “Lawrence,” was not home when Nunez-Figueroa made her unannounced visit. Lawrence told police he and Nunez-Figueroa met online and dated a few times.
“She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago,” Lawrence told KTLA.
Lawrence said he called the cops but she was gone by the time they arrived.
Lawrence had advice for others who date online: “Before you have somebody come in your house really check them out,” he said. “Really give it some time before you let somebody in, because they might want to stay.”
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But why?
Hey Jenie
“She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago,”
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SquareBiz
Howdy how r u 
Stupid
Lawrence had advice for others who date online: “Before you have somebody come in your house really check them out,” he said. “Really give it some time before you let somebody in, because they might want to stay.”
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How did she even know where he stayed…. his dumb azz had to tell her
bytch squatting on the damn roof and shyt … climbing down chimneys 
I’m good, how are you?
So many women just desperate to get or have a man. You can find out where anyone lives with all this technology. But yeah, this is crazy. Suppose she suffocated in there and only a bad odor coming from his chimney forced him to call authorities days or weeks later. ok, a week later. SMH
I’m doing good can’t complain
chile look at this chick face though 
looking the walking dead up there …. How embarrassing
“She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago,”
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But why the chimney. She would have been better off going through a window
There is NO peen in the world that good that I would eva! See, let me go lay back down, the foolery today!
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talkingwithtami says:
There is NO peen in the world that good that I would eva! See, let me go lay back down, the foolery today
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The thirst is real in the field ….
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Look at her face and arms UP
…. How embarrassing
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I guess she was on that santa claus dating plan
@Point,
Stop while you’re ahead….you making too much sense. Heaven forbid she actually used some….she might not be in her current predicament. Who knew?
I bet she thought she was cooler than Crockett and Tubbs..
Epic fail
chile look how they pulling her out …. and all that tar mess on her face 
FAIL !
talk about embarrassing
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“She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago,”
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why ?????????????? Damn she a fool
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what a maroon!
talk about taking the walk of shame to a whole new level
She what happens when you fawk a chick after 3 dates?
@Jenie,
She reminds me of the unstable chick in single white female.
Was she dressed SEXY for this debacle?!?!?!
Made me think of Snoop last wk, and change it up alittle to say UdumbBTICHu or something along those lines
Chile
that hammer 
lawd have mercy 
look at her face…. glasses still in tact too
Well, at least she wore EYE Protection
Thank you DTTS
Unshakeeeeeee
Now…lemme skroll up and read the sturry
Chile
that photo though …. so embarrassing so embarrassing 
SR
Is there video to this mess? 
We need it! 
I know her family is like Listen, Linda honey :smh:
“She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago,”
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:goodnight: Folks!
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Well, at least she wore EYE Protection
))))))))))))
Chile
what in the world….. she can never recovery from this foolery ….. 
chile
(BritUSH voice)
Has Square Beez bean properly vetted by the garden?
at 4:28 pm
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User Friendly says:
I know her family is like Listen, Linda honey :smh:
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The family somewhere like this
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She what happens when you fawk a chick after 3 dates?
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Way to bring it full circle :fistpump:
Jenie – I am
at you 
Bish got on black liner on her lips and eyes
Got the tar and shyt all up in her mouth
:crying1: this photo is hilarious 
She didn’t have any friends to run this idea past? To tell her :stop: Don’t do it! Reconsider!
I want to know what she was going to do if she got in
Sooted and booted
<<<—- the daddy on phone talking… yeah hello .. send that bytch straight to jail
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Thanksgiving Dinner is gonna be FIERCE!
They gonna either do an Intervention or Invite this cat over!!!
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She clearly didn’t have a Plan B
Was any friends waiting on ‘stand-by’
for her I made it in call, or what have you 
That’s deep right there
–Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
(BritUSH voice)
Has Square Beez bean properly vetted by the garden?
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chile im so confused today. for all I know Square Biz been here forever and a day. hell, she may be following me on IG for all I know
“Come THrough” is the perfect name for her, just like you Thing!
Something tells me she has no friends :crying1: cause lawd if she do they ain’t shyt !!
didn’t NONE of the dish soap manage get on her face tho?!!! :crying1:
she was gonna stroll in there all filthy like HAPPY MOTHERS DAY UBITCHU!
what a dunce.
Wayyyyymint…they used jack hammers and DISH SOAP???!
@Dittym..makesure they bury me in my lowcut gray dress. :DEAD:
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User Friendly says:
–Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
(BritUSH voice)
Has Square Beez bean properly vetted by the garden?
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chile im so confused today. for all I know Square Biz been here forever and a day. hell, she may be following me on IG for all I know
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Desperate much…this was sooo a hit it and quit it situation. Dude told her all the right things, told her to meet him at his house so they can do dinner, he got to hit it, told her he would call after then started shaking her off.
“She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago,”
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he musta heard dis bish say “Hoe Hoe Hoe” :crying1:
at 4:34 pm
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Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
didn’t NONE of the dish soap manage get on her face tho?!!! :crying1:
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Chile :crying1: and her glasses not cracked or nothing…. how embarrassing
Lawrence had advice for others who date online: “Before you have somebody come in your house really check them out,” he said. “Really give it some time before you let somebody in, because they might want to stay.”
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It took some skank getting trapped in your chimney like Santa Claus for you to figure this chit out.
they have a view of her from the top too. had me rollin.
just why???
tar all up in her mouth ….. bytch lips is black
lawd let me log off
Has Square Beez bean properly vetted by the garden?
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I did not see a welcome packet go out….
I just can’t any longer
because knocking on the door is so last season.
JenEEEEE :KISS:
I’m phone posting so forgive me typos in advance.
ummmmm Ditty stop using MY Brittish accent!!!
she may be following me on IG for all I know
LMAO :crying1:
what a maroon!
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I watch to much Looney Tunes cause I heard this in Bugs Bunny voice
because knocking on the door is so last season.
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I blame Facebook.. when you were rolla coasta official crazy bishes just poked holes in the condom
didn’t NONE of the dish soap manage get on her face tho?!!! :crying1:
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in my lowcut gray dress
Suppose she suffocated in there and only a bad odor coming from his chimney forced him to call authorities days or weeks later. ok, a week later. SMH
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Laaawd… it he had lit that bish on fiya!
This bish just had to let all the other hoes know I’m that Bish
Only in America!
sooted and booted
so last season
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i hate yall! :crying1: i’m runnin outta kleenex :crying1:
Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
Suppose she suffocated in there and only a bad odor coming from his chimney forced him to call authorities days or weeks later. ok, a week later. SMH
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Laaawd… it he had lit that bish on fiya!
Sandra :crying1: if there’s a medical minute to go along with this :crying1: i’m here for it
How do you even :cellphone: the popos.. and they not think you joking??
Larry: um there’s a woman stuck in my chimney
Cops: *bites donut* yeah right pal. Get a hobby
*jacked
An Ohio mother is speaking out after she says her 10-year-old daughter was bullied at school because she cut her hair short to donate it to charity.
Laaawd… it he had lit that bish on fiya!
get out of my MINE.
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Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
Sandra :crying1: if there’s a medical minute to go along with this :crying1: i’m here for it
Rescue workers used jackhammers <— Not the hammer she was after
she lucky though (cause the next thing that set foot on MY rooftop gettin shot in the arse… promise!
was transported to a hospital then arrested for illegally gaining entry into the man’s home.
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wait :stop: …she got stuck in the chimney, had to go to the hospilla, AND then went to jail?!
Rescue workers used jackhammers <— Not the hammer she was after
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Thug tears
So TYGA\Kylie went all the way to France to :hunch: legally
TalkiN bout Thirst!
i’ma just stop refreshing… cause her and them black teef
:crying1:
TalkiN bout Thirst!
At leaast they cleaned the soot of her before she took her mugshot, that would have been CLASSIC!
Yall need to show some RESPECT!
You see she went all out and wore her good Ballroom attire there
She do got that I Survived look to her
on her mugshot 
Residents in the 1900 block of Woodside Drive reported hearing the sound of a woman crying in the area at about 5:45 a.m. Deputies found Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa trapped inside the chimney.
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she was stuck in there for 2 hours!
she must have them big ol’ Taken shoulders.. :crying1:
How did she get up on the roof?
How long was she in there?
Thing
MsTake WOULD NEVER try such a feat
Just ask her about when she was trying to slide down the banister that one time *snickers*
At leaast they cleaned the soot of her before she took her mugshot, that would have been CLASSIC!
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A mug shot in blackface
This bish bean up on the rooftop before this time
Oh my goodness!!! 
Her crop top
see, this right here why I can’t give my email out to judge no mo titties!
I saw 3 fat girls get
by a lil chick this weekend yall!
They were talking cash money bs
and she wasn’t engaging in the argument UNTIL on of them must have touched her, and all hell broke loose!!!! 
All I saw was the other two down and her tussling with the biggest one 
I was like ‘that’s whatchall big asses get, always bothering somebody!’
Lawrence had advice for others who date online: “Before you have somebody come in your house really check them out,” he said. “Really give it some time before you let somebody in, because they might want to stay.”
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EYE am still hunched over my keyboard over this mess! Jesus.
I think you’re safe here, Man
Jesus.
YEW think she called on HIM?
A mug shot in blackface
AF!
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they pullin her outta that chimney like they pull you out the water when you get baptized…. ‘cept she was ‘cleaner’ afore she went in :crying1:
Who done made this they new gravi? I know oneayous no account heffas done did it
MissyJ, this would be thee perfect gravi yo!
This bish bean up on the rooftop before this time
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Yes!
she prob did a practice run in her jeans and sneaks… then she went byke home and got dressed up for the real thing
missy i was tryna get a “clear” image that i could crop, but i’m so tickled, i cant be bothered
lawd… 
SasQuash went out on a date with #DemBoyZ
and this lady up top is on the news
Lawrence must got a nice arse house, cause this bish wanted IN!
Did they give her goggles, or was she prepared??? Wonder if she needed a green card of something.
YEW think she called on HIM?
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i’m sure she did, but it prob came out like “Hey-choo!”
on account of all the suit 
The SUN’s just glistening all on her spectacles
I will have nitghtmares after viewing that photo. SMDH
That hoe hoe hoe was trying to deliver some early Christmas gifts or sumtin.
(funny in my mind)