Ellen and Portia Degeneres holiday greeting card

Silencing rumors that they were divorcing, lesbian power couple Ellen and Portia Degeneres mocked Kim Kardashian's Paper magazine cover for their annual holiday greeting card.

As you know, Kim agreed to pose in her birthday suit for her husband Kanye West's fledgling Paper magazine.

The resulting photos of Kim's glistening artificial butt "broke" the Internet.

Kim Kardashian Paper

From Page Six:

Did they mean a “Shiny New Rear”?

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi spoofed Kim Kardashian‘s infamous Paper magazine cover on Twitter Tuesday.

“Here’s a holiday wish from me and Portia to you,” the 56-year-old host tweeted, sharing an image of herself and her wife doctored onto Kardashian’s glimmering derriére.

The silly pic garnered a number of reactions from users, ranging from “I dare guess your real booties are more attractive. But this is hilarious” to “LOL Are you trying to break the internet twice over?“

  • luVn_liFe…

    The resulting photos of Kim’s glistening artificial butt “broke” the Internet.
    ~~~
    is that what was wrong w/S.R. last week?

  • Unshakable

    Leave it ro Ellen..... :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    to*

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    :shocked: Whatttt MAN ain't all over this post? Its been up for what like 2 whole seconds... :rofl:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    i thought Ellen & Portia broke up :think:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    I just peeked in to say :hug: and :kiss: LOVE YAH ROSES!

    Ill be able to play when report week is ovah! :waves:

  • luVn_liFe…

    i thought Ellen & Portia broke up
    ~~
    SOW U aint read this :goodpost:

  • A.J.

    i thought Ellen & Portia broke up
    __________
    Aint no judge un-doing that. They better work that chit out whatever it may be.

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    so, that's what all the fuss was about huh :huh: ...i don't get it :no: it looks very um :think: ...Picassoesque ...like a deformity :no:

  • Unshakable

    @AJ,

    You never know....they......Anything is possible....looks at you really closely like Uncah Ruckus.....anythang. :hahaha:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    shush up Luvie! (aint you got some 'employees' to write-up?) :rofl:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Wut-Wut! :nun:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :rofl: :goodpost:

  • luVn_liFe…

    ‘employees’ to write-up
    Sure this guy for leaving Early! --> :kona:

  • Unshakable

    @FancyNancy,

    I had heard those rumors as well. I also heard that off camera, Ellen is something else. That she can really hold court......be having Portia chasin aftah likka like this ---> :chase:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    every time i refresh, i see Black Chyna and her baby deddy under hot topics looking like 2 containeds that got left behind on the 3rd grade field trip :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    11 :dead:
    You BEST find this AS funny IF NOT MORE funny than EYE :hahaha:

    THING:
    I promise everyday hence forth I have a mugshot ready mug. Try me, try me I am waiting to martyr.
    ~~~
    Who Are you kidding, Ur gonna be looking thru the bars with the kimmode ugly face cry.
    ----------------
    Thats after. The mugshot gonna be on FLEEK LuVie
    My bail money is in my perkstreet acct. Trust me no one looks there, so tell my family.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    WUT :2dance: Hey!

    AND WHY OH WHY are folks wondering if this was photoshopped?!?!?

    HOW they think the Champipple :grill: does that? :rofl:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Oh, i forgot to mention that i had seen that cause i was logged-in whilst they were fonting bout the whig/mugshot/bail money.

    that's my bad, DTTS! :hug:
    thanks for doing the education though, Sway! :thumbsup: :crying1: :ghost:

  • Anna

    Come Through Nancy Drew :nun: says:

    i thought Ellen & Portia broke up :think:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I bet Portia wants kids, Ellen doesn't. They will end up breaking up. Portia will go back to men, and have her a few babies. The End.

  • Unshakable

    @Auntie,

    I thought this was a family oriented blog? :think: But yet in still, Kim's romp, which has it's own grid coordinates (latitude and longitude) is revealed for all to see. Hrrrmmmmm.....but this is YOUR blog so.....I'll give it a rest already.... :kona:

    :rofl:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Sure this guy for leaving Early! –> :kona:
    _______________________

    Time Waster is one of your employees? :eek:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :onlychildfacelook:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Time Waster is one of your employees?
    ~~~
    :ghost:
    LATER FEWLS!
    :bye:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    i can't call it, RumpShaker :shrug:
    but i do know that i don't even like female bosses, so i canNOT imagine having a woman as a 'mate' cause it's been many moons since ANY woman has raised her voice to me for any reason :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Unshakable
    Look for a pic showing how kim's butt meets her thighs :yes:

    ONCE you see how that ish looks yo :rofl: You will be laughing just like me when I look at it and think "yeah, they knew not to let that robe down too much" :rofl: Go look at her mermaidish features :tea:

  • Unshakable

    @FancyNancy,

    I hear you and you gotta do what works for you, you know? Can you imagine what that's lime when they are both surfin the crimson wave or going through menopause together?

    Maybe they argue over cheesecake like the Golden Girls

    Picture it, Sicily, 1921

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    They will end up breaking up. Portia will go back to men, and have her a few babies. The End.

    ________________________________

    didn't Ellen have this same problem with Ann Heche???? i guess she likes a challenge :shrug:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Can you imagine what that’s lime when they are both surfin the crimson wave or going through menopause together?
    ________________________

    mortal combat? :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    @FancyNancy,

    Try Tekken while you're at it.... :rofl:

    Be assaultin each other with tampons and sanitary napkins

  • Anna

    Come Through Nancy Drew :nun: says:

    They will end up breaking up. Portia will go back to men, and have her a few babies. The End.
    ________________________________
    didn’t Ellen have this same problem with Ann Heche???? i guess she likes a challenge :shrug:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I think Ellen is not as nice as she seems, when it comes to her "mates". Like how Rosie loved Tom Cruise so much, yet she ended up coming out the closet. Ellen is the male in the relationship, in the real world the one w/the most money, has the power. I am sure Ellen has prenups, on top of prenups. A young women will stay w/an older man, but a younger woman is not going to deal w/an older female "til death do us part".

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *whispers*
    Thing, ION like female employees! :no: They'on "listen" :hahaha: They always got suggestions! :eek: WHEN THE RESEARCH already BEAN DONE SEW just do IT!
    Guys are much easier to manage IMB :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :waves: Anna

    *buries the last sentence in #30* :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    all that estrogen and emotion :no: between my Ma, my sisters, my 2 besties, and a gaggle of lil nieces :love: i think i got my female quota a few times over. don't need one more to partner-up with :lol: (not that there's anything wrong with that :kona: )

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Picture it, Sicily, 1921

    :love:

    Oh, who 'killed' Rose Nylon last week 'on here' yall? :hahaha:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Thing, ION like female employees!
    ______________________

    :huh:
    (she tryna make us believe SHE got employees now :rolleyes: )
    :) girl what? you had to write them up? shame on it... :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    IONO WATT EYE want for dinner :grill:

  • Beta

    Dam Sandra you trying to get me fired with her greased up :buttshake: all across my screen :clutchmypearls:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Oh, who ‘killed’ Rose Nylon last week ‘on here’ yall?

    ____________________________

    Time Waster... that debacle is what garnered her one of the first :trophy: ever awarded :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    36 :dead:

    I got CREWS yo! :hahaha:
    #allmen :yes:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    :think: snick snack? :ghost:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Kim know dmn well her waist ain't that small :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Time Waster… that debacle

    :love: :hahaha:

  • San ah make ya dance

    And for why is this lady total A$$ out?! Yo husband wanted that :eek: Interesting...

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    And for why is this lady total A$$ out?!
    __________________________

    cause she can't sang or dance
    so she gotta show her ________ :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    San I got my :cell: :kona:

    That's Missus Snick Snack to you Thing :rofl:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    ok, but i was only responding to: "IONO WATT EYE want for dinner"
    (and we ALL know the answer to that) :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Come Through Nancy Drew :nun: says:

    And for why is this lady total A$$ out?!
    __________________________

    cause she can’t sang or dance
    so she gotta show her ________ :kona:

    A dog's gonna run up and take a chunk outta her ass :dead:
    I been in the wine already :kona:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    okay, gotta get over to Macy's...
    :nite: ALL!
    :cold: :cry:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @DTTS I emailed you!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    ok, but i was only responding to
    :facepalm: Oh....

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    A dog’s gonna run up and take a chunk outta her ass
    ----------
    *sings in head* like a red nose. Like, like, like a red nose. Lmao

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    I been in the wine already :kona:
    _____________________

    Hilarious! :rofl:
    please quit fonting (cause i won't be here to read it)
    #petty
    :hi:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    JULIANNA!!!! :love: :happy:
    Keya :tea:

    :lol: :hug:
    okay i'm audi, for real. :hi:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :nite: Thing. Happy Shopping! ASK for their coupons! :cheer:

    Nakeya :pc: Here I come

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    cause i won’t be here to read it
    :crying1:
    SEW mean, LuvLife's rubbin off on you EYE see now :kona: <--hiding from LuvLife :rofl:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Lol. Nancy!!!! Hey girl.

  • sassyshe

    Word is that whenever Ellen is not happy she cheats with friends and Portia is a raging alcoholic

  • luVn_liFe…

    :pizza: WHET??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    TWASn't me :tea: <---reading newspaper *snickers*

  • luVn_liFe…

    Me Too, tons of sales Friday

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :karate: For WHOMEVER playing reindeer games :hi:

  • luVn_liFe…

    WHOMEVER playing reindeer games
    :no:
    Cut that OUT FOLKS :duel:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Senate Democrats defeat bill to approve Keystone XL oil pipeline

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    luVn_liFe... says:

    Senate Democrats defeat bill to approve Keystone XL oil pipeline

    Ok EYE see :eek:
    ===
    Did you see/read last week somewhere in the midwest (I think) where they were drilling, maybe KY :shrug: and they stopped drilling and they had like 3 tremors that day? <---THIS may be all thee way screwed up BUT soemthing "like this" *chortles* happened last week. :rofl:

    Didja see? :eek:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Didja see? :eek:
    ~~~
    YEW R SEW Serious Right Now :hahaha:
    I vaguely remember that :think:

  • sassyshe

    @luvn best buy online :pc: is where ill be purchasing on thanksgiving and picking up the following week

  • luVn_liFe…

    best buy online :pc: is where ill be purchasing on thanksgiving and picking up the following week
    ~~~
    I wonder if these stores down here are doing that in store pick up :think:
    THERE IS SO Much stuff on sale SASSY, but i dont have ANYBODY To buy presents for but hubby,20yr old son and MYSELF :grill:
    And for that lAWD i :thankyou:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    YEW R SEW Serious Right Now

    :twisted:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :pizza: <--lamb chops and fries djm :tea:

    :nite:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    A group of Black students walked out of Booker T. Washington High School in Norfolk, Virginia on Monday in protest of a racist retweet posted by school assistant principal Amy Strickland back in June, reports ABC-13.

    The tweet, originally posted by @OrNahhTweets, shows seven high school couples—all the girls are White and all the boys are Black—posing for what appears to be a prom picture, along with the caption: “Every white girl’s father’s worst nightmare.”

    “Those comments should really be kept to herself,” said Michael LeMelle, a junior at Booker T. Washington.
    “I could have been any one of the boys in the picture,” LeMelle continued. “And I really don’t see myself, like I said earlier, as anyone’s worst nightmare.”
    LeMelle is one of approximately a dozen students who walked out with protest signs on Monday after allegedly being ignored by both their principle and Norfolk Public Schools.
    “The students will even tell you, we don’t want her to be fired because everybody needs a job. Transfer her, punish her, do something to let us know it has not gone unnoticed,” said student Shakira Harris.
    The Norfolk branch of the NAACP released the following statement:
    Last night, the news reported that an Assistant Principal at Booker T. Washington High School, Amy Strickland, in June posted a racist tweet. Students at Booker T said that it was recently re-tweeted. “It shows a picture of seven couples in prom clothing, all the young men are black and all the young women are white. The caption reads: “Every white girl’s father’s worst nightmare.” Many of the students found this to be racially offensive.
    The Norfolk Branch NAACP was aware of these allegations a few days ago and has launched its own investigation into the matter.
    We hold the administration accountable for their actions. We will not tolerate racism in this city and definitely not in the education system. Booker T. Washington High School is a fragile school; and the last thing we need in our community are students walking out of school in protest to racist administrators.
    The residence of Norfolk, the students of Norfolk and the Norfolk Branch NAACP ask for quick and just adjudication of Assistant Principal Amy Strickland’s behavior.
    Joe W. Dillard, President
    Norfolk Branch NAACP
    Lemelle said the protest could have been avoided.
    “This was the only actual way we could get someone’s attention, was to walk outside. It shouldn’t have come to this, but [the administration has] avoided all meetings and public speakings and emails, just avoided them all.”

    -11----------
    :facepalm: From near where I'm from.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    Good Morning :yawn:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Morning y'all.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @lovezoe good for the students who took a stand and that assistant principal needs to be fired or something. I can't believe they alerted the school district and they did nothing. "Racism still alive, they just be concealing it" smh

  • CocoKhaleesi

    These students (applauds) I love the route they took and the young men responses... It's time to let people know these black jokes are tired.... And truth be told my mom (if she had twitter and knew how to work it) would have posted the same picture saying EVERY BACK MOTHERS NIGHTMARE.. *because it is*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    @Zoe Whomever wrote your article does not know the difference between principle and principal :facepalm: and neither does their editor.... Can't take it seriously :shrugs: :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqU4jzOjp3s Afiya says FOH :chase:

    :wave: Good Morning Beautiful Roses :hug:

    Sharing is caring :winky:

    How Jaden Smith, Willow Smith's bizarre quotes measure up to the words of Kendall and Kylie Jenner

    The offspring of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are matched by the vacuous comments of Kendall and Kylie Jenner.
    From the mouths of Hollywood babes ...

    Jaden and Willow Smith dropped an interview with the New York Times' Teen Mag on Monday night that was as crazy as Kanye “Nucleus” West’s infamous 2013 Times rant, where the rapper said he was “the Michael Jordan of music” and the “Steve [Jobs] of Internet.”

    The only other celeb offspring who can out-quote the pretentious Smiths are their pals Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Here’s how both sets of siblings stack up in a war of the words.

    The players:

    Jaden Smith, 16, and Willow Smith, 14, son and daughter of Hollywood actors Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.

    Kendall Jenner, 19, and Kylie Jenner, 17, daughters of Olympian Bruce Jenner and reality star/momager Kris Jenner.

    Current projects:

    Jaden: Released his new album “Cool Tapes Vol. 2” on Monday via his “Jaden Experience” app.

    Willow: Released her new EP “3” on iTunes on Monday.

    Kendall: The new face of Estee Lauder, runway model, reality star

    Kylie: Reality star who launched her Kylie Hair Kouture line in October.

    Recipe for success:

    Jaden: “The only way to change something is to shock it. If you want your muscles to grow, you have to shock them. If you want society to change, you have to shock them.”

    Willow: “Breathing is meditation; life is a meditation. You have to breathe in order to live, so breathing is how you get in touch with the sacred space of your heart.”

    Kendall: “Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, don’t let boys be mean to you.”

    Kylie: “Pick up your head, princess, your tiara is falling.”

    What they’re reading:

    Jaden: “‘The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life’ and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated.”

    Willow: “Quantum physics. Osho.”

    Kendall: Teleprompters, badly. “Guys, I’m the worst reader!”

    Kylie: “Hand sanitizer is life changing.”

    Thoughts on education:

    Jaden: “School is not authentic because it ends … Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.”

    Willow: “I went to school for one year. It was the best experience but the worst experience.”

    Kendall: “I do like three to four hours [of schooling a day] ... I usually work. I’m pretty busy all day.”
    Kylie: “I sit there in class, and I don’t know anything, and it makes me feel so dumb.”

    Personal style:

    Jaden: “I like to wear things that I make, but I throw it on as though I was throwing on anything. It looks cool, sometimes.”

    Willow: “In my regular life, I put on clothes that I can climb trees in.”

    Kendall: “I guess my style’s a little edgy but comfortable. I like being comfortable, for sure, and kind of casual.”

    Kylie: “You have to be comfortable with yourself before you can feel confident all the time, which is hard to do sometimes.”

    Their Wish List:

    Jaden: “Something that’s worth buying to me is like Final Cut Pro or Logic.”

    Willow: “A canvas. Paint. A microphone.”

    Kendall: “I wish I could sing like Beyoncé.”

    Kylie: “I wish I could close my eyes and end up on a beach laying on the warm sand, aaahhhhhh.”

    On haters out there:

    Says Kylie: “Hand sanitizer is life changing."

    Jaden: “We both don’t really care.”

    Willow: “[I’m] caring less what everybody else thinks, but also caring less and less about what your own mind thinks, because what your own mind thinks, sometimes, is the thing that makes you sad.”

    Kendall: “Let them sit behind a computer and write stupid things about a young girl and make her feel bad about herself. I think it’s cruel and it’s evil.” (“Nightline”)

    Kylie: “It’s hard to be judged by the whole world.” (“Live with Kelly & Michael”)

    How they experience time:

    Jaden: “If you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds.”

    Willow: “I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.”

    Kendall: “Holding your pee is no way to live life.”

    Kylie: “Stuck in between where I should be and where I want to be.”

    How they see themselves:

    Jaden: “I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.”

    Willow: “I think by the time we’re 30 or 20, we’re going to be climbing as many mountains as we can possibly climb.”

    Kendall: “My name is Kendall. Kendall Jenner. I am not a Kardashian.”

    Kylie: “I respect everyone’s art! But I don’t want to be the next anybody. I just want to be the next Kylie Jenner.”

    :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqU4jzOjp3s Afiya says FOH :chase:

    Milwaukee beast confesses to raping 101-year-old woman, 'would have worn a condom' had he planned crime

    Antoine D. Pettis, 20, faces nearly 60 years in prison after Wisconsin's new familial DNA technique links evidence to man already wanted in unrelated case.

    An accused Milwaukee rapist with an outstanding warrant for his arrest said he never planned to sexually assault a 101-year-old woman, otherwise he would have brought a condom with him.

    Police used a new DNA technique to track down the Milwaukee beast on Friday after identifying a familial match already in the Wisconsin law enforcement database.

    Antoine D. Pettis, 20, faces nearly 60 years in prison after being charged with burglary, aggravated battery and sexual assault in the Labor Day weekend attack.

    :crying1: he a cutie too, beautiful teef :smh: but him koo-koo!

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    he a cutie too, beautiful teef but him koo-koo!
    __________________

    dammit! thats so sad. cooch prolly looked like Ms. Take's gravi. to live that long and be violated like that :no: how horrible.

  • luVn_liFe…

    :yahoo: MORNING!! :hump: DAY ROSES make it a great ONE! :woohoo:

    UF :hug:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    An accused Milwaukee rapist with an outstanding warrant for his arrest said he never planned to sexually assault a 101-year-old woman

    ______________

    :blink: So what happened? He saw her sitting there looking sexy and was overcome with lust? :huh: :karate:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Just heard on the radio: Funny this Cosby tape cases are coming out while we waiting on Ferguson. We can focus on more then one thing at a time.

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    he didnt say "had i thought about it I would have NOT done it", he said "had I thought about it I would have wore a condom"

    :wtf: dude's whole thought process is farked!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    :newpost:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    @Zoe - Janice Dickinson is saying that Cosby raped her too. That nicca was raping white chicks from the late 60's on up. :blink: I know Camille has to be looking at him sideways like "Damn, my black skin wasn't enough?!" :huh: