Ellen and Portia Degeneres holiday greeting card

Silencing rumors that they were divorcing, lesbian power couple Ellen and Portia Degeneres mocked Kim Kardashian‘s Paper magazine cover for their annual holiday greeting card.

As you know, Kim agreed to pose in her birthday suit for her husband Kanye West‘s fledgling Paper magazine.

The resulting photos of Kim’s glistening artificial butt “broke” the Internet.

Kim Kardashian Paper

From Page Six:

Did they mean a “Shiny New Rear”?

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi spoofed Kim Kardashian‘s infamous Paper magazine cover on Twitter Tuesday.

“Here’s a holiday wish from me and Portia to you,” the 56-year-old host tweeted, sharing an image of herself and her wife doctored onto Kardashian’s glimmering derriére.

The silly pic garnered a number of reactions from users, ranging from “I dare guess your real booties are more attractive. But this is hilarious” to “LOL Are you trying to break the internet twice over?“