A British drag queen allegedly spent $150,000+ for cosmetic surgery to look like his idol Kim Kardashian. The dollar figure for the surgery is highly questionable. It wouldn’t be the first time a con artist lied to a journalist.
From the NY Post’s Page Six:
A self-confessed Kim Kardashian fan has spent more than $156,000 on plastic surgery to look like his idol.
Jordan James Parke is a British makeup artist who fell in love with the reality TV star after watching an episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”
“I love everything about Kim,” Parke said to The Sun.
“She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”
The 23-year-old’s had more than 50 cosmetic procedures to transform himself into a Kim lookalike, including Botox, lip fillers, eyebrow tattoos and laser hair removal.
Much like Kardashian herself, Parke has plenty of haters, but he’s not bothered.
“I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” he said.
“Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”
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NO MAAM!
HE LOOKS Just like Her!!! BOL!
This raggedy Mr. Potatohead bish
Da fugg is wrong with people?! Self hate is running rampant out in th see streets
Yep they look EEXACTLY alike… Fake and mannish…
Oh and prolly both had a lot of :jack: in them or on them… tis all…
Hahahahahhahahaha Van, I pipped that! He walked up that stage and I cringed thinking “please don’t let them yell speech! Speech! Speech!” That man looked like he don’t wanna be there! I felt bad for Yandy!
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u see where he didnt want to kiss her either. i could do nothing but shake my head
Le Sigh, I can’t change my gravi bc I don’t remember my old email address
Sandy u shoulda posted his before pic. He used to be a cute little boy alllll the way at the bottom of his IG
i had to get up and walk out on this i literally died.
Dayum… Whomever messed his head up when he was a kid should be put under the jail…. Anywho…
Well Roses I will see you all on Monday. I have work to do. It’s been fun! Tootles
He looks scary as f*ck. And he looks nothing like her…. Them lips omg
Sothern he has a sister
and she lets him do her makeup too 
He looks exactly like Kim.
But he don’t look like her though
Some people really don’t have anything better to do w/their money. I’ll put $150,000 + to good use
For the life of me I do not understand why Kim even has fans
I don’t get it
i hate when ppl say everything about Kim is perfect. Do ppl realized she paid to be that way. Please google Old Kim K please she had bags under her eyes for days .
He looks like her in a cartoonish character type of way
Only mental cases would be a fan of that chick
Look like Beyonce to me.
Right down to the bald head.
Oh he said
that was left in the sun and expanded
1) he want to look like his idol
2) he is going for the plastic look
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Buddy look like a dead vagina lip
Bish you tried it. My boo ain’t no tranny
I’m feeling like Man. Yall will not besmirch my boo
be feeling touched for no reason.
call folks Bs and the like and others can’t. You live and you learn. I just didn’t need a social education speech. And apparently I MIGHT CAN have a paynus
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:hugs: If this was for me and not the boy in the pictures
YA know some of us can joke with each other here, quote suggestive and offensive phrases
SummerBaby says: He looks like her in a cartoonish character type of way
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I certainly See the Resemblance
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Only mental cases would be a fan of that chick
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Are we including our resident fanatic *CoughMAANCough*
luVn_liFe… says:
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He watching ….
even my gravie saying wtf !!! 
Mental illness is real. And then when you have money and no one in your life you trust to keep you checked and balanced crazy things like this happen
Morning all. @man did you see amber and black chyna at supper club twerking, you’d love it
Wonder if Kim is insulted. This is a wake up call for how ppl really see her :confused:
Yesterdays Paper
If you squint your eyes while looking out of shades, I can see the resemblance.
MAN, I know you :blowjob: to them fine lips
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON?
says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Only mental cases would be a fan of that chick
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Are we including our resident fanatic *CoughMAANCough*
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Man just be putting on for the blog
he like any other horny man and just wanna stick his dyck in her and get his bird sucked….
He looks like a thumb with eyebrows! #WhatUpThumbelina
I need to go run somewhere real quick BBL Guys
He looks like Big Ang
Well he did get the azz size right; unfortunately he used the azz for his lips. Why are the lips soooo LARGE?
Whats wrong with this FOOOL!
Those LIPS
Well he did get the azz size right; unfortunately he used the azz for his lips. Why are the lips soooo LARGE?
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Look like Beyonce to me.
Right down to the bald head.
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He looks like Big Ang
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Don’t Do Ang like that !
Lmao! Stop hating on Bey! That thing looks nothing like Mrs Carter!
Look like Beyonce to me.
Right down to the bald head.
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He tried it
I was thinking he looked like Amber
And apparently I MIGHT CAN have a paynus
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I wanna see
Is it bigger or smaller than Man’s? 
This fool looks like a lip burn victim. Like a put his lips on a hot poker.
Don’t Do Ang like that !
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That man is serving mob wife realness
This fool looks like a lip burn victim. Like a put his lips on a hot poker.
Looks like it hurts
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Big Ang
obviously she bosses him around so much because she is the man in the relationship. Nah he seems like a good dude. Shame he is messing with her. She is not even as cute as she initially appeared to be.
Can we talk about MobWives? Why they still friends with Natalie? It’s obvious she lied and she kept talking trash about Karen’s family and RIGHT now they are mad at Renee about some stuff she ALLEGEDLY said about their families that Natalie started… That’s stupid.
Karen needs a dude not still in the streets.
Natalie dude look like he got a flat smoosy booty
But why he do his eyebrows like that
She don’t even wear hers squared like that anymore
Lmao! That thing looks like Hazel from LHH..
Mistaken, they are killing me on that show. Natalie is like a fly. Annoying! She one of this bishes that will get her man killed behind her a$$. Dude seem chill and you on 100 all the time. I think she really scared of Karen. I wish Karen would find someone else because I don’t know about that bodyguard dude
Suspect
Wonder if Kim is insulted. This is a wake up call for how ppl really see her ?
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SN – only male peacocks have the colorful feathers. Matter of fact, peacocks are only male. The females are just doo doo brown with a basic azz name of peahen.
I say all of that to say, Kim K might have a c.ock
jeniefrumdabloc says:
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON?
says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Only mental cases would be a fan of that chick
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Are we including our resident fanatic *CoughMAANCough*
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Man just be putting on for the blog
he like any other horny man and just wanna stick his dyck in her and get his bird sucked….
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I hope he playin cuz sometimes he goes HARD for her literally and physically…
*those
MisT, I never got into Mob Wives so I got nothing.
He looks like a thumb with eyebrows! #WhatUpThumbelina
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JUDGEMENT TIME!!!!
Okay so my ex been hitting me up…(superdyck). Been whispering in my ear and making me wanna cheat on my guy with the smaller equipment but stroke game mad sick. Heres the issue…my heart isn’t fully into superstroke, but my body and heart was into superdyck when we were together. WUT IZ IM gone do?
Morning all. @man did you see amber and black chyna at supper club twerking, you’d love it
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Yeah.
Lmao! V, Drizzy knows I love his high yella “forever in the Friendzone” ass!
And apparently I MIGHT CAN have a paynus
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I wanna see Is it bigger or smaller than Man’s?
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Only gay men compare sizes.
WUT, IT’S A TRAP! RUUUN! Don’t fall for that isht, ma! He wants you cause you’ve moved on! Fck that ninja! He sounds like a Leo, with his forever wanna be relevant ass!
@WUT
You only live once. Cheat.
Dis nigga lips tho
is wrong with em’
I wanna see
Is it bigger or smaller than Man’s? 
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Oh I got a python in mah pants
Oh I got a python in mah pants ?:biggrin:
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They call you THW?
sounds like a Leo, with his forever wanna be relevant ass!
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Uyanda says:
WUT, IT’S A TRAP! RUUUN! Don’t fall for that isht, ma! He wants you cause you’ve moved on! Fck that ninja! He sounds like a Leo, with his forever wanna be relevant ass!
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My sister said the same thing! And here is the bigger picture. My new guy is a single dad with two boys (9 and 5) I think I am trying to run from that because my youngest is 15 and I don’t wanna do the mommy thing again. But now we are interacting like a family, and I am torn between running and sucking the shyt up and be a woman about it and love the man that loves me and his cute kids… BUT DAMMMIT I don’t wanna be a mommy all ova again
Heres the issue…my heart isn’t fully into superstroke, but my body and heart was into superdyck when we were together.
******
Niggas pop out the woodwork when you find someone new
Remember why you and super dyck broke up and keep it moving 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
You only live once. Cheat.
I like sex but I cant do that…
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So that’s the other crazy part of me… I have never cheated. If I make the decision to go either way, I will let the man know. I don’t let any man sample another man’s goods…
I don’t wanna be a mommy all ova again !
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but how bout my fren asked me if I was busy this weekend and then proceeds to tell me he will have all five of his kids in tow.
I shant
these dudes be trying to Lil Fizz people
@ Wut An ex is an ex for a reason. “F” him (and not literally). Bish you ain’t appreciate me when you had me. Bye ashy!!
VDot says:
Heres the issue…my heart isn’t fully into superstroke, but my body and heart was into superdyck when we were together.
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Niggas pop out the woodwork when you find someone new
Remember why you and super dyck broke up and keep it moving 
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Your right. Maybe I just need to say it out loud. Maybe they are both not for me because if I was truly happy were I am… my ex couldn’t even come at me like this… le sigh…
You only live once. Cheat.
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This forever single nigga
He stay talking about cheating/multiple girls, meanwhile his girl is Blow Up Susy and he cheats on her with 5 finger Helen.
Only gay men compare sizes.
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User Friendly says:
I don’t wanna be a mommy all ova again !
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but how bout my fren asked me if I was busy this weekend and then proceeds to tell me he will have all five of his kids in tow.
I shant
these dudes be trying to Lil Fizz people
right! See he lives in Gwinnett and I live in Conyers and we take turns spending the weekends over each other house. Him and his two at mine one weekend Me and My daughter over his. That has been the going rate. 
I done fuked up and fell into some family ish…
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@WUT
Why are you COMMITTED? Sounds like it’s just time for you to play the field and enjoy yourself. Maybe you just moved too fast with ol boy.
Tell him you like him but you know… you still moving round.
but how bout my fren asked me if I was busy this weekend and then proceeds to tell me he will have all five of his kids in tow. ? ?
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That nigga won’t give you the dyck but he’ll give you his kids
@VDOT
“You only live once. Cheat.
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This forever single nigga He stay talking about cheating/multiple girls, meanwhile his girl is Blow Up Susy and he cheats on her with 5 finger Helen.
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You just mad you aint in Blow Up Susy spot.
He sounds like a Leo, with his forever wanna be relevant ass!
we love to be relevant, but I don’t bother people from my past. 
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QUESTION FELLAS!
ARE MEN (SINGLE FATHERS) CAREFUL ABOUT WHO THEY LET AROUND THEIR KIDS LIKE SOME WOMEN ARE?
The reason I am asking is the guy Im dating has sons and two months into us hanging he started bringing his sons around me..alot. Is that significant or nah?
THW?
can’t trust him … But you really considering it so what does that say about your relationship with him?
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Yes I be whispering to these ……
@WUT I was all team supedyke cause you say you liked him more but the blog showed me the light… Why you leave dude to begin with? Has to be a reason. And if you did say he knew about the other one? If so
He sounds like a Leo, with his forever wanna be relevant ass!
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Leos = Trash
Sup ladies & gents
What’s poppin besides poosies??? 
Just DUMB
SOmebody will WIFE HIM
This forever single nigga
He stay talking about cheating
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:crying1: For real …
Hey Man :fistbump: How you been. You still in your corner office?
right! See he lives in Gwinnett and I live in Conyers and we take turns spending the weekends over each other house. Him and his two at mine one weekend Me and My daughter over his. That has been the going rate. I done fuked up and fell into some family ish…
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other than my son/daughter’s father, I havent introduced my kids to anyone.
V—he is really trying to test my limits. I hate to say it but I dont think I really like him at all anymore :confused:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
Why are you COMMITTED? Sounds like it’s just time for you to play the field and enjoy yourself. Maybe you just moved too fast with ol boy.
Tell him you like him but you know… you still moving round.
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Man, I told him that in the beginning! I am socially dating just checking out what out there. But my stoopiiid azz gave it up and now I feel like he is trying to lock me into permanent.
How you bean yo?
I shant
these dudes be trying to Lil Fizz people
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I get that, WUT, but you gotta think of it this way; what do you like in a man (list all them shits down) check if nigga 1 and nigga 2 compare…..off of that, make your decision! I get you don’t wanna play mommy again but do you really have to? I mean how many times a week do you see dude’s kids? If y’all ain’t living in unholy matrimony (no Carrington) you probably don’t see dude’s kids that often!
I’m still on that “fck that nigga” tip! You had GREAT reasons to break it off the first time! His ass ain’t changed, he just mad cause you’re happy without him! Narcissistic Leo mathaphucker! Lmao! I’m a Taurus so I can sniff these ninjas a mile away, but when it comes to me…….I’m like Stevie Wonder on that shit!
Honestly though WUT, do that comparison list…..have your sister with you, to be the voice of reason!
Leos = Trash
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we love you too
@WUT
“QUESTION FELLAS!
ARE MEN (SINGLE FATHERS) CAREFUL ABOUT WHO THEY LET AROUND THEIR KIDS LIKE SOME WOMEN ARE?
The reason I am asking is the guy Im dating has sons and two months into us hanging he started bringing his sons around me..alot. Is that significant or nah?
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No. Not anywhere near as hesitant as women. Why would we be? Women aren’t molestors like men are. Women are abusers like men are. I know it happens but we all know it’s way more likely to be a man.
Just little risk for men to introduce their kids to women.
WUT
I say keep em both, but hey
Lemme go read
@WUT
“Why are you COMMITTED? Sounds like it’s just time for you to play the field and enjoy yourself. Maybe you just moved too fast with ol boy.
Tell him you like him but you know… you still moving round.
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Man, I told him that in the beginning! I am socially dating just checking out what out there. But my stoopiiid azz gave it up and now I feel like he is trying to lock me into permanent.
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BRUH!
You goin HATE that nigga. You betta tell that nigga you movin round and go suck that other dyck and not think twice about it. Niggas do it all the time (phuck other hoes, not suck dyck).
LIVE GIRL LIVE!
ALL men (that I knew/know) brought all their kids around. QUICK too!
smh
I judged them on that
Mamas too, I used to get so tired of meeting folks Moms
User Friendly says:
right! See he lives in Gwinnett and I live in Conyers and we take turns spending the weekends over each other house. Him and his two at mine one weekend Me and My daughter over his. That has been the going rate. I done fuked up and fell into some family ish…
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other than my son/daughter’s father, I havent introduced my kids to anyone.
V—he is really trying to test my limits. I hate to say it but I dont think I really like him at all anymore :confused:
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maybe in the back of my mind the reason he never got that far is because I knew it was superficial… but with Superstroke+2 he is making it to real tooooo sooon!
This is the FIRST time I let my daughter around any dude! My daughter never MET superdyck…
@Man
Leos = Trash
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Narcissistic Leo mathaphucker
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you seem upset. is that you in your gravi?
did Wut even say he was a leo or you just assigning signs to ppl just based on whoever hurt you?
Wut—where dey mama at?????
talkingwithtami says:
You gotta say something, or what that a ‘no comment
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@V DOT
I do fantasize about you.
You come “clean me up” :blow: after I get through with Kim K.
You good at it too.
V—he is really trying to test my limits. I hate to say it but I dont think I really like him at all anymore
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He want let you put his dyck in your mouff but he trying to shove his kids down your throat. He bass ackwards let his azz geaux.
HE LOOKS Just like Her!!! BOL!
I shant these dudes be trying to Lil Fizz people
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you seem upset. is that you in your gravi?
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She look like a in law :sigh:
I may have to be out the garden
He looks like a thumb with eyebrows! #WhatUpThumbelina
That nigga won’t give you the dyck but he’ll give you his kids
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Damn @V I basically just said the said thang;but I think I said it more gutter
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Why are you COMMITTED? Sounds like it’s just time for you to play the field and enjoy yourself. Maybe you just moved too fast with ol boy.
Tell him you like him but you know… you still moving round.
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Man, I told him that in the beginning! I am socially dating just checking out what out there. But my stoopiiid azz gave it up and now I feel like he is trying to lock me into permanent.
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BRUH!
You goin HATE that nigga. You betta tell that nigga you movin round and go suck that other dyck and not think twice about it. Niggas do it all the time (phuck other hoes, not suck dyck).
LIVE GIRL LIVE!
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I hate to admit it but your right Man… I feel a little tied down and I don’t want to be. ESPECIALLY with the whole raising kids again thing. Now granted on paper dude is a good man. Great job, loves his kids clean and cooks, great in bed…but I just don’t think he is for ME! I think my home girls are playin too much in my ear saying “Girl he a good man! don’t let him go!” But why stay if Imma be miserable?
I just didn’t need a social education speech.
WHO???? 
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Lol! UserF baby (please say the baby) I’m mad, sorry! Leos can suck Man’s dyk! And Libras too! Buuuut you know wounded heart don’t have time for logic! I’m working on that! Sue me damnit!
I dont even like my own kids right about now
I hate to admit it but your right Man… I feel a little tied down and I don’t want to be. ESPECIALLY with the whole raising kids again thing. Now granted on paper dude is a good man. Great job, loves his kids clean and cooks, great in bed…but I just don’t think he is for ME! I think my home girls are playin too much in my ear saying “Girl he a good man! don’t let him go!” But why stay if Imma be miserable?
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Follow your gut! If not, you will resent him!
DTTS!!!!!
What’s goin on babycakes??? I’m good, how you???
He wanna look like Kim K. and that bish don’t even look like herself
@Man
Leos = Trash
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— I hate leo men. i never got along with them. they have a sense of self entitlement. Like i can do messed up stuff and its ok and karma doesnt touch me. SMH
He wanna look like Kim K. and that bish don’t even look like herself
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“He wanna look like Kim K. and that bish don’t even look like herself”-Menace
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WUT(and only for her-so don’t nobody tell me why they would or wouldn’t do it :eek:)
I say stay with the cat that LOVES YOU! You can learn to love someone
The EX made himself the EX. No need to rehash old ish JUST FOR A NUT
— I hate leo men. i never got along with them. they have a sense of self entitlement. Like i can do messed up stuff and its ok and karma doesnt touch me. SMH
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is that wrong tho?
of course my standars for ME will be different from my standards for YOU. 
thats just self preservation 
chamone SummerBaby, they tryna gang up on us
You come “clean me up” ? after I get through with Kim K.
You good at it too.
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Clean up what? Bish puss ain’t been wet a day in her life. What I do, put aloe Vera on your peen? I bet it be scratched the fugg up from that dry snatch
Menace
I’m fine :2dance:
He want let you put his dyck in your mouff but he trying to shove his kids down your throat. He bass ackwards let his azz geaux.
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Well damn.
She can have those kids but not the other kids? 
*jacked
A healthy German shepherd in Indiana may be euthanized after his owner requested that his ashes be buried with her upon her death, Fox 19 reported.
Connie Lay, who died on Nov. 25, mentioned in her will that she wanted Bela, her beloved dog, to be put down and have his ashes put with her own. The report pointed out that animals are considered possessions and the owner has the legal right to decide its fate.
A veterinarian agreed to put down the dog, but the news did not sit well with animal rights activists and a tri-state effort ensued.
:woofwoof:
I say stay with the cat that LOVES YOU! You can learn to love someone
The EX made himself the EX.
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was thinking that too but I wasnt sure how that really works out. I would hate for someone to stay with me just because I love them :confused: that would make me so resentful.
but whatever you do, dont make any hasty decisions til AFTER valemtimes day!
Str8tUpMenace says:
He wanna look like Kim K. and that bish don’t even look like herself ?
*****
Y’all gonna get off Leo’s today
is that wrong tho?
of course my standars for ME will be different from my standards for YOU. 
thats just self preservation 
chamone SummerBaby, they tryna gang up on us
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U all also have a very evil streak. Its like this guy who i used to talk to in college. He was such a snake he started to look like it too. To me Leo men are faulty. yea im going there
don’t care™ says:
@V DOT
I do fantasize about you
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Who/What else you fantasize about?
Connie Lay, who died on Nov. 25, mentioned in her will that she wanted Bela, her beloved dog, to be put down and have his ashes put with her own.
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well dang cant the dog die naturally and then be cremated? thats some selfish mess right there.
User
Have a meeting with him to discuss this frfr.
@DTTS
U all also have a very evil streak. Its like this guy who i used to talk to in college. He was such a snake he started to look like it too. To me Leo men are faulty. yea im going there
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well im not a man and I dont have an evil streak. I use my powers for good, not evil.
leos be leaving yall scarred for life, huh?
SummerBaby says:
Y’all gonna get off Leo’s today
THEEEE Bestestesttt Sign is right Afterwards!
GET OFFA MY
LINE 
you seem upset. is that you in your gravi?
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She look like a in law
I may have to be out the garden
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Lmao! I know I look like a runaway slave (my sister’s words)
it’s only natural (like my hair) that I get dragged! Y’all drag away; I have a good sense of humour……I think! I went bald in July! Yes, that’s me!
well im not a man and I dont have an evil streak. I use my powers for good, not evil.
leos be leaving yall scarred for life, huh?
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i said men. I cant recall any loe women that i have met. Im not scarred but i do not date leo men.
Heyyyy @Man
How u been???
in the back of your head*
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User 127
LOL
They way it was said to me it was the man being totally in love with the woman, and how that’s the man that you choose, or something along those lines… I never thought about it the way you just said though
*
in the back of your head*
My baby boy is a leo
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
User
Have a meeting with him to discuss this frfr.
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who? dry dyck?
nah I dont even really like him anymore (I want to like him but I dont). aint goign nowhere near them kids tho
I went bald in July!
Wowsers
You got something in common with someone one here now
User Friendly says:
Narcissistic Leo mathaphucker
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you seem upset. is that you in your gravi?
did Wut even say he was a leo or you just assigning signs to ppl just based on whoever hurt you?
Wut—where dey mama at?????
He tells me don’t you dare move. “He say through the door “You dropped him off now fukin leave!” She said “I wanna meet the bych my son calling your new girlfriend hell since she gone be in MY kids life!” I try to get up again cuz dis bish done call me a BISH!” He jumps up throws on his pants and swings open the door and push say “If you don’t get out my house acting a fool in front of my kids and my lady!” she say fuk her and these kids all in his face (see this bish is crazy) He snaps.. “Fuk my kids? FUK MY KIDS?! He grabs her shoulder and push her back from the door and they are arguing and tussling. I put my clothes on and go see about the kids. I call Collin and Chase in the room with me so they don’t see their folks go ham! She said don’t talk to my fukin kids like they yours Bytch. I look up at her and He say “Don’t say a fukin thing to my lady bytch! Get yo ass out my fukin house got me cuzzin in front of my kids!” The whole situation was crazy! Long story short He had to basically wrestle her out the door! But I was in the cut like 
bring it bish… but again there is that shyt I don’t do DRAMA that comes with kids that young and baby mommas …
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OOOOH DET RIGHT DER IS SOME WHOOOOLE UDDDER BULLSHYT!
This chick is nutso! She keeps the kids off and on. One day she rolls up with the baby boy out the blue early in the morning(she was suppose to keep the whole weekend.) So her older son just lets her in…He and I are there…in the room…sleep. All of a sudden jiggle jiggle the door to his room. So Im thinking its his son. I ask “What is it baby boy?” She starts BANGING ON THE DOOR! Yelling “Muddafukka Im here with our son come out and get his azz!” Im rolling out the bed bout to slip my clothes on to prep to
User 127
They way it was said to me it was the man being totally in love with the woman, and how that’s the man that you choose, or something along those lines… I never thought about it the way you just said though LOL
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“it aint about who you love, its about who loves you”
thats how the saying goes. its kinda pathetic & opportunistic on the one hand but on the other hand it may just be as good as it gets. one person always loves the other one more.
U all also have a very evil streak. Its like this guy who i used to talk to in college. He was such a snake he started to look like it too. To me Leo men are faulty. yea im going there
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I can have an evil streak, but I’m just not mean for no reason
what yall talkin about
who? dry dyck?
Yeahhh
I guess that I was thinking more along the lines of you telling him (showing him) that the time has now come for ACTION! 
And you need/want to know what the hold up is
Now, Imma be nosey
Yall went and got tested yet? 
Connie Lay, who died on Nov. 25, mentioned in her will that she wanted Bela, her beloved dog, to be put down and have his ashes put with her own.
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:confused:
I can have an evil streak, but I’m just not mean for no reason
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Leo men tend to be mean for no reason. liars too. thats there nature. some women can deal, i cant
Lmao! I know I look like a runaway slave (my sister’s words) it’s only natural (like my hair) that I get dragged! Y’all drag away; I have a good sense of humour……I think! I went bald in July! Yes, that’s me!
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you cute. how did you go bald? you did the big chop or somebody put roots on you
I do fantasize about you
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Who/What else you fantasize about?
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A lot of different chit.
Been thinkin a lot lately of a whole flock of females doin a gang bang on me. Just takin turns forcing themsevles on me.
:jack:
@Wut, I’ll
that bish for a small fee ::tea:
Lmao! I know I look like a runaway slave (my sister’s words)
it’s only natural (like my hair) that I get dragged! Y’all drag away; I have a good sense of humour……I think! I went bald in July! Yes, that’s me!
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:stop:
I’m not dragging you.
You look like one of my husbands people (a inlaw)
And you need/want to know what the hold up is
Now, Imma be nosey Yall went and got tested yet?
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I do know, I just aint tell yall!
yes we have tho.
I went bald in July! Yes, that’s me!
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” The whole situation was crazy! Long story short He had to basically wrestle her out the door!
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She said “I wanna meet the bych my son calling your new girlfriend hell since she gone be in MY kids life!”
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I don’t agree with her DELIVERY, but I DO AGREE with what she’s saying
Too late for all that now though
Leo men tend to be mean for no reason. liars too. thats there nature. some women can deal, i cant
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I’ve never really taken Leo’s to be liars, but I’ve never dated another Leo.
Leo men tend to be mean for no reason. liars too. thats there nature. some women can deal, i cant
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I dont know any leo men so I cant call it. they sound horrible tho, dang
i do not date leo men.
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I stay far far far away from Leo’s and Sag’s
Been thinkin a lot lately of a whole flock of females doin a gang bang on me. Just takin turns forcing themsevles on me.
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I know goodt and well Man is not laughing at somebody for going bald
Blanche Devereaux says:
what yall talkin about
Duck
No Duck
Hoes coming through the doors
Baldies
To Kill or Not Kill the DOG
& Man’s FANTASY
awww look at Blanche cute self
Wut that sounds dangerous. there’s a reason why she is acting that way.
Duck
No Duck
Hoes coming through the doors
Baldies
To Kill or Not Kill the DOG
& Man’s FANTASY
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mkayyyyy
VDot says:
” The whole situation was crazy! Long story short He had to basically wrestle her out the door!
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I can see it, can’tchew!??!?!
THAT bish WANTED a fight, right?
awww look at Blanche cute self
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:hugs:
Been thinkin a lot lately of a whole flock of females doin a gang bang on me. Just takin turns forcing themsevles on me.
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does OTB know that yall go together yet? has she been informed?
Leo men..
Chile… come over there and snatch that wig off.. 
Been thinkin a lot lately of a whole flock of females doin a gang bang on me.
does OTB know that yall go together yet? has she been informed?
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Say what?
I swear um bad off but I aint that bad off. He’on even like real women.
Leo men.. Chile… come over there and snatch that wig off..
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told you to read that post about the nba player with two girlfrens. its a short one (pun intended or nah?)
He’on even like real women.
Leo men tend to be mean for no reason. liars too. thats there nature. some women can deal, i cant
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I dont know any leo men so I cant call it. they sound horrible tho, dang
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Ive dealt with about 4 or 5 and they are.
but I DO AGREE with what she’s saying
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Apparently I walked past my doorter’s stepmom last night and dint even notice her..
Other doorter was like 
Ma..thas Ms…”
Oops..
I dont interact with them like that so I dont care who they date really..and dude is married to her so thas even more different.
My kids are big enough that I can distance myself, I feel. Dad’s life teaches them how to deal with ppl of all walks, I just take the stories in and laugh.
Been thinkin a lot lately of a whole flock of females doin a gang bang on me. Just takin turns forcing themsevles on me.
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@wut hey fellow Conyers person
Any who I understand your predicament, felt q same bout my dude like he was committing too fast and tryna lock me in too quick and at the back of my mind I was like there might be something else out there and I was supposed to be casually dating. Then an older chick I trust told me to let go of my reservations and just go with it, allow a good man to love me. The day I let go was the best ever cause my man is so good to me and I love what we have. Plus if you introduced your kid to him deep down you want something serious and you think he may be the one.
I stay far far far away from Leo’s and Sag’s
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didnt know about sags. thanks for the heads up
I literally gasped
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I sorry; dont be afeared. More bark than bite I think…but def barks a lot. I end up saying miss me with that boolchit …a lot.
Always right…sideways be calling me a lame..
But great provider. Loves the Lord. 
Takes fine care of his brood. All things considered I guess. WOmen seem to love em. Not quite my type. Loves to eat poosi, think they be putting it down in the bed.. sometimes right, often wrong. 
#myexperience
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
VDot says:
” The whole situation was crazy! Long story short He had to basically wrestle her out the door!
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I can see it, can’tchew!??!?!
THAT bish WANTED a fight, right?
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Yes DTS. There is a way to meet your ex significant other. but not like that! Jesh! I think her emotions took the fuck over once she realized that I was there..in the bed…with him. Now she don't keep them at all. So here again we are limited to "Family" activities…He and I can't roll out to a night spot and dance the night away. or go to a classy fancy dinner spot nothing! its fuking Chuck e cheese dave n busters and Golden Corral for US
Ive dealt with about 4 or 5 and they are.
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so you must like them
dont fight the feeling 
been with a lot of virgos but its not because I like them its because they like me……to torture me, that is
I’m married to a Sag and I;m a Cancer.
I love my Sag
He had to basically wrestle her out the door! But I was in the cut like bring it bish… but again there is that shyt I don’t do DRAMA that comes with kids that young and baby mommas …
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That is so shitty for those beautiful babies!!! When I was in my 20’s, I used to judge niggas by their baby mothers/having kids! All my life I’ve made a conscious decision not to have kids before marriage! My reason was that I don’t want my kids to grow up without two parents, like I did without parents! My second reason was that, I know me! I would probably spoil those kids rotten because of my fear of them growing feeling like I felt……I needed a male figure to tell me when I’m going over board with my love, because I don’t want spoilt kids! Anyway, I’m 30 and I don’t know! My reasons for not having kids have changed, I feel like I’m not emotionally ready to raise another human being! I don’t want to treat my kid like my abusive sister did me…….sometimes I find myself shouting, in order to get my point across….that’s what she used to do to me! I don’t wanna end up like her!
Anyway, in my 30s I realise that I can’t judge people off of other people! I’m sure when he met her, she was a lovely young woman….shit happened! I dont think he should be judged off of how baby mama is acting!
Then an older chick I trust told me to let go of my reservations and just go with it, allow a good man to love me.
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This is great advice.
Been thinkin a lot lately of a whole flock of females doin a gang bang on me. Just takin turns forcing themsevles on me.
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@V&OTB yall dude is calling.
Then an older chick I trust told me to let go of my reservations and just go with it, allow a good man to love me.
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sassyshe says:
@wut hey fellow Conyers person
Any who I understand your predicament, felt q same bout my dude like he was committing too fast and tryna lock me in too quick and at the back of my mind I was like there might be something else out there and I was supposed to be casually dating. Then an older chick I trust told me to let go of my reservations and just go with it, allow a good man to love me. The day I let go was the best ever cause my man is so good to me and I love what we have. Plus if you introduced your kid to him deep down you want something serious and you think he may be the one.
you may be right HELL IM CONFUDDLED! I can deal! I don’t know what the FAWK I WANT! 
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……. I fawkin HAAAAYYYYEEEETTTT YOU!….. old analytical azz…
Then an older chick I trust told me to let go of my reservations and just go with it, allow a good man to love me.
What we talkin bout? We still in here?
@wut
give yourself 3 mos, stop thinking of superdyck and don’t have any hang ups bout new dude. If within that time you still not sure then you need a break
@SOUTHERN
“Been thinkin a lot lately of a whole flock of females doin a gang bang on me. Just takin turns forcing themsevles on me.
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@V&OTB yall dude is calling.
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They need to learn how to share me at some point.
so you must like them
dont fight the feeling 
been with a lot of virgos but its not because I like them its because they like me……to torture me, that is
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i did. they can be charming. i dont get into the logistics of zodiac signs but i do notice some things about a specific sign. they like for me to beg not so much torture but i dont beg men
Read the post..
@UserF, I cut all that isht off! It looked like newly growing neared on my heard! I needed to, so I did it! LOL! My family didn’t like it one bit!
Uyanda says:
He had to basically wrestle her out the door! But I was in the cut like bring it bish… but again there is that shyt I don’t do DRAMA that comes with kids that young and baby mommas …
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That is so ****ty for those beautiful babies!!! When I was in my 20’s, I used to judge niggas by their baby mothers/having kids! All my life I’ve made a conscious decision not to have kids before marriage! My reason was that I don’t want my kids to grow up without two parents, like I did without parents! My second reason was that, I know me! I would probably spoil those kids rotten because of my fear of them growing feeling like I felt……I needed a male figure to tell me when I’m going over board with my love, because I don’t want spoilt kids! Anyway, I’m 30 and I don’t know! My reasons for not having kids have changed, I feel like I’m not emotionally ready to raise another human being! I don’t want to treat my kid like my abusive sister did me…….sometimes I find myself shouting, in order to get my point across….that’s what she used to do to me! I don’t wanna end up like her!
Anyway, in my 30s I realise that I can’t judge people off of other people! I’m sure when he met her, she was a lovely young woman….**** happened! I dont think he should be judged off of how baby mama is acting!
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So my fear is she won’t calm down and will be that vindictive chick. Eventhough I didn’t steal him away or nothing. He was broken up from her for almost a year. I don’t want to end up in jail on some okeydokey bish shyt either!
@USER
Come on… you kind of feel a lil sorry for bald people but then you kind of laugh at them too.
:fistbump: I know you with me.
@WUT #58
You have to PICK ONE, it’s so not cool to keep cheating when you would not want the same if it were him. PICK ONE and stick with it. I know y’all young but you gotta stop with this one/that one and just PICK ONE!!!
P.S. I’m working so I just read your post, I know yall ain’t on this subject no more
been with a lot of virgos but its not because I like them its because they like me……to torture me, that is
CHEDDUP User, you’re probably just doing something wrong, and they wanted you to do better
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WUT
Can you pay your eldest to babysit on Friday nights? That way yall can go hang out/have drink/dance etc.
Win/Win, no?
sassyshe says:
@wut
give yourself 3 mos, stop thinking of superdyck and don’t have any hang ups bout new dude. If within that time you still not sure then you need a break
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…DEEEP BREATH WITH A SIGH… Ill try…no promises.
sassyshe says:
@wut give yourself 3 mos, stop thinking of superdyck and don’t have any hang ups bout new dude. If within that time you still not sure then you need a break
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rite! after valentimes day
CHEDDUP User, you’re probably just doing something wrong, and they wanted you to do better
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WELL maybe you wasn’t wandering correctly?!?!?!
So my fear is she won’t calm down and will be that vindictive chick. Eventhough I didn’t steal him away or nothing. He was broken up from her for almost a year. I don’t want to end up in jail on some okeydokey bish shyt either!
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LOL! In that case, POP THAT BISH MOUTH OPEN, YO! She’s asking for it! I just wanna have the ability of saying “WUT caught a body about a week ago” ***does the shmoney dance*** on the real, she clearly does not want to see him happy! I guess you gotta think about if the stroke is worth the stress!
He doesn’t look like Kim K tho.
o…m….g….. this is so pathetic. smfh
um, I almost choked on my food. The dollar amount is questionable because he/she/it looks a mf fool. What in the not so negroidian hell?
What tha fuck is that, kill that shit….please kill that shit.