After the break, friend of the blog Omar “slim” White gives his unique perspective on marriages.
By Omar “Slim” White:
This image represents what a “Spiritual Marriage” looks like. Marriage in the traditional sense was created so that couples could identify their status with their local government for tax purposes.
This programming is the reason why most marriages fail. You see, Rings and Certificates is an illusion that has everyone fooled.
If you want to truly bond with someone, do not, and I repeat, do not put emphasis on marriage certificates but more or so on THE CONNECTION.
For example: let’s examine the word RELATION-SHIP. In order to steer the same SHIP it is imperative that the two people involved adjust to the same page by RELATING to one another.
This my brothers and sisters is the only way that “BONDING” can take place. Think about it this way; if you wanted to sail a ship to Mali but your partner wanted to sail that same ship to Japan then that SHIP wouldn’t go anywhere as it can only be steered in one direction. So this is why both co-captains must be on one accord.
So always remeber what a “Relation Ship” is all about.
Now, when you meet a person you must determine if you have what I call “spiritual compatibility”. What this means is you’re so fund of that person that nothing really turns you off about them. You can talk to them over the phone for hours. You can spend alone time with them for hours. This person is like your “Siamese Twin”. So once you’ve determined this connection, then you must move to the next phase of relationship building and see how compatible you truly are.
Once those two processes checkout and you can actually relate with that person on all levels, then I see nothing wrong with traditional marriage (only because this system is designed so that the other half needs to be protected legally if something happened to the other person). So in closing, if you’re only attracted to someone for superficial reasons, then you’ll only attract what you expected.
Peace
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For ali this “knowledge” where his wife?
He ain’t lied.
BRUH!
Damn it. I gotta ready Jenie’s paper. Let me go see what this nigglet Slim Shady talking about and comment on his BS and go do me. Please hold
@ZoeLove,
She tryna steer a ship to Mali or Maui….take your pick.
This image represents what a “Spiritual Marriage” looks like.
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That chit DO KNAT look like Brandy and her baby daddy.
Elementary.
Puddle deep
Bless his roided 
What’s wrong with marriage? I don’t understand this way of thinking. A connection with your potential spouse is VERY important. That’s what I will take away from Slim’s post.
I couldn’t make it past the picture. So that’s what a spiritual marriage looks like? Grabbing on her titty?How romantic
That chit DO KNAT look like Brandy and her baby daddy.
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You see, Rings and Certificates is an illusion that has everyone fooled.
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It aint got the IRS fawkin fooled. Tuh. I tried to tell them I aint KNOW my ex-husband. They was SMOOVE like: bish yes the fawk YOU DO. We got a piece of paper saying you DO know his black azz.
Reads the first line of the post… looks at the picture… so a spiritual marriage is when you squeeze your mate titty — :stop: hope milk don’t pop out and you plug your finger into his socket. OH THEY CONNECTING…. CONNECTION
WUT told us….
Let me keep reading. DAT BOY GOOD
well let me tell you what I know. I know why them two top buttons failed.
I know THAT much
That chit DO KNAT look like Brandy and her baby daddy.
*******
Fugging
Dark child was like
Spiritual my azz. We was fukking and neXT thing I know a 
showed up. Scared us all 
For example: let’s examine the word RELATION-SHIP. In order to steer the same SHIP it is imperative that the two people involved adjust to the same page by RELATING to one another.
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*mindblown hands*
them two buttons cant eem have connection sex :smh: they worlds part. “like ships passing in the night”
shame on it.
UF got Jenny Bruce in her Gravi!
Now, when you meet a person you must determine if you have what I call “spiritual compatibility”. What this means is you’re so fund of that person that nothing really turns you off about them. You can talk to them over the phone for hours. You can spend alone time with them for hours. This person is like your “Siamese Twin”. So once you’ve determined this connection, then you must move to the next phase of relationship building and see how compatible you truly are.
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FUND OF THEM? SO if it ain;t about the money don’t be wasting my time I ain’t finna do shat huh?
Sandra sounds like he is describing dopemine. Me personally.. speaking for myself…
Rest of them buttons look like they holdING on for dear life….who said that about Kandi’s belt one day?
Is there cliff notes for this here post?
That chit DO KNAT look like Brandy and her baby daddy.
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“What this means is you’re so fund of that person that nothing really turns you off about them”
Where’s the Grammer & Spelling Beez at to clarify this shyt fo me?
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Fund or Fond?
That chit DO KNAT look like Brandy and her baby daddy.
i guess i will see you next lifetime… maybe we’ll be butterflies 
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Who all has Anthem insurance? Keep a watchful eye on your info, they had a data breach…hopefully it didnt effect me
Who all has Anthem insurance?
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ummmm is this a real agency? this sound like batman and robin got this insurance in gotham city
What this means is you’re so fund of that person that nothing really turns you off about them.
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oh so you mean if HL man had that good dental insurance then she would be more inclined to stay together and not break up with him right before valemtimes day
oh yeah that do kinda make sense
@Locomotion,
Ok….seaux you peeped that too, huh? I was lookin like
fah a minute…… 
Cliff notes please. Anybody?
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Who all has Anthem insurance?
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ummmm is this a real agency? this sound like batman and robin got this insurance in gotham city
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Go sit in time out for a bit mam
lemme go ‘tinkle’ fore i read :crying1:
What this means is you’re so fund of that person that nothing really turns you off about them.
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LocaPoca—this means that HL thank she slick breaking up with ol snagglepuss before her refund check came thru.
Oh great, I’m now in a side discussion talking about sexual chemistry
TaylorMade says:
Is there cliff notes for this here post?
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:fistbump: wit our lazy azzez. LOL
Unshakable says:
@Locomotion,
Ok….seaux you peeped that too, huh? I was lookin like fah a minute……
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Yes like this is why I cant deal. I try to give these posts a chance but if it aint the crazy lookin pictures, its something else that leaves me distracted or confused
who in here with pledge of allegiance insurance?
For example: let’s examine the word RELATION-SHIP. In order to steer the same SHIP it is imperative that the two people involved adjust to the same page by RELATING to one another.
If you wanted to sail a ship to Mali but your partner wanted to sail that same ship to Japan then that SHIP wouldn’t go anywhere as it can only be steered in one direction. So this is why both co-captains must be on one accord.
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You my brother. Need a lesson in Etymology. The study of the origin of words and the way in which their meanings have changed throughout history.
I aint got time right the hell now. Nor will I probably ever. But you took “Ship” literal as a muthafawka. The suffix of “ship” does NOT mean a sailing vessel. It is the suffix of nouns denoting condition, state of etc. The state of relations. A relationship.
Nigga bye. Its too much to get into. Sail your azz on somewhere.
Morning all
Someone should tell Slim that if he dont have a wife or have never been married then he need to not speak on that subject. Slim is like that annoying single friend who always wants to give their 2 cents on a relationship topic but could never keep a man..
And I disagree with the being so fond that nothing turns you off part. Erry now and again, a lil bit of errybody, including family pets gone get on your nerves. And truth be told, we prolly work folks nerves at times too. I’m just sayin……it’s human nature. That’s why it’s important to have space in a relationship.
I always have to check the gram when he guests. Roided said he has created formulas that will revolutionize quatum physics and psychology.
Examples:
2+2 = 5 souls vortexed aNd tangled with spirituality zoology
1+1 = mc^2 socket+plug = energy
Mind Blown
User Friendly says:
What this means is you’re so fund of that person that nothing really turns you off about them.
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LocaPoca—this means that HL thank she slick breaking up with ol snagglepuss before her refund check came thru.
Thank you for clearing this up. I knew you would have an explanation User
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so why he ain’t married since he have all the answers? Shut u skunt omar
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Who all has Anthem insurance?
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ummmm is this a real agency? this sound like batman and robin got this insurance in gotham city
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You never heard of Anthem Blue Cross/Blue Shield?
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Who all has Anthem insurance?
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ummmm is this a real agency? this sound like batman and robin got this insurance in gotham city
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Its a subsidary of BCBS. I have BCBS
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Who all has Anthem insurance?
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ummmm is this a real agency? this sound like batman and robin got this insurance in gotham city
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Yall don’t have Anthem or Blue Cross/Blue Shield there? I pretty much had them my whole life
best insurance in Indiana IMO
Nigga bye. Its too much to get into. Sail your azz on somewhere.
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Mmmmmm haaaaaa
I really hope these new reports of Bobbi Kris being brain dead aren’t true…today is Bobby’s birthday
who in here with pledge of allegiance insurance
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OMG I just choked trying not to holler up in this place :crying1: That’s is what I SAID!!! I said who in here buying they insurance off the milk carton at the Piggly Wiggly…. You got about 5 major insurance places you can choose from and maybe 2-3 that operate strictly online. After that you just illegal. You might as well make up your own insurance sticker that just say: FOH if you hit me then you just practicing
Anthem Blue Cross is a major health insurer. 2nd largest
That’s a major breach
Who all has Anthem insurance?
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The NFL for those singing it during Super Bowl.
They got it after Christina Aguilera fugged up ALL the words.
You never heard of Anthem Blue Cross/Blue Shield? ?
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Exactly. Maybe yall got the milk carton insurance
never heard of Anthem Blue Cross/Blue Shield? ?
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they were hit by hackers.
This image represents what a “Spiritual Marriage” looks like.
I couldn’t get any further before I paused. Let me continue….
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these new reports of Bobbi Kris being brain dead aren’t true
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These reports are not new.
That child had no brain activity on Saturday.
Swelling going down and eye movements are not indicative of a active brain. They moved her hoping for a different opinion but now the best hospital concurs. It is sad and a shame but she was on a vent from the beginning.
What this means is you’re so fund of that person that nothing really turns you off about them.
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Does this mean even if their wig falls off and they look like a baldhead tennis ball…he won’t turn him off? How bout no edges, how bout claws for feet…
VDot says:
You never heard of Anthem Blue Cross/Blue Shield? ?
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Exactly. Maybe yall got the milk carton insurance
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I’s got Humana I aint got no damn faux-bama Care from Piggly Wiggly
If you want to truly bond with someone, do not, and I repeat, do not put emphasis on marriage certificates but more or so on THE CONNECTION.
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Okay and then after you have bonded take ya azz down to the courthouse,JOP or whatever and get that PAPER that is what counts. You can have all the fuggin connection secks you want but if something happens to the other person they want to know who the next of kin is and without that paper that is basically someone you was fuggin for years.
And Brandy is in my Pandora right now sanging “bay-bay bay-bay bay-bay dont chew know you sew finnnnnnnnnnnnnne”
These reports are not new.
That child had no brain activity on Saturday.
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Sad but true
Oh yea RWIll
I wonder if you (I know you see me) finished up your classes. Hope all is well.
on Empire? Was she your type? Did you get a little moist? 
That reminds me. Time did you go byke and watch the
No I thought you mean CAR INSURANCE
I was like these hoes riding out with that SUPERHERO CAR INSURANCE 
about to lose they license on some fake ish :crying1:
Whew child I got real tears. Forgive me. JAMEISE <FEMALE SLOW.
But we do have BCBS… But not the Agency…..National Anthem one. Stadium insurance ya’ll talking about. HEALTH INSURANCE
For ali this “knowledge” where his wife?
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Thank you @Zoe. I wonder if this is the chit he was whispering in Viv ear while looking deep into her eyes while they were having connection sexks.
Exactly. Maybe yall got the milk carton insurance
They did not say what type of insurance. left it open to discussion. Then they named the subsidiary. I need all the information up front. Don’t tease me 
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BOOM :stop:
I like that pic uptop actually. Hell it looks jess lak me and stalker. My skin-t ass body and his tall, slender, 6’3″ blk bald-headed self.
Brb gotta go make a phn call.
how bout claws for feet…
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Let’s ask Claudia how she deals with this one. Because according to him NOTHING would turn you off about your partner… Even if they feet look like bubble wrap
Hey yall
well sorta I admit I have been a lurker 
? But am throughly excited to sit at my desk and fake work while in the garden throwing seeds 
Elementary.
Bless his roided 
Puddle deep
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All skin and bones. It could use some flesh-ing out
Yall get the Jameis award. Before noon too!
:yea:
Rings and Certificates is an illusion that has everyone fooled
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are they now?
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
No I thought you mean CAR INSURANCE
I was like these hoes riding out with that SUPERHERO CAR INSURANCE 
about to lose they license on some fake ish :crying1:
Whew child I got real tears. Forgive me. JAMEISE <FEMALE SLOW.
But we do have BCBS… But not the Agency…..National Anthem one. Stadium insurance ya’ll talking about. HEALTH INSURANCE
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I was like I know they just aint here
Keep an eye on your info forreal though 
People's DOB, Address, Full Names and SS numbers got out.
Maybe yall got the milk carton insurance
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I got that good TriCare thanks to my daddy
let’s examine the word RELATION-SHIP. In order to steer the same SHIP
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he is SEW literal, er,um… literate
At this point Slim should have his own blog….. *goes back up to read*
Even if they feet look like bubble wrap
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Last time Slim made a guest post on Friendship & Honesty, Auntie used the same pic of him up top. Which one of you Roses was like “my friend would have told me to get a bigger shirt”
who in here with pledge of allegiance insurance?
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You know what you always trying to take somebody damn keyboard Somebody please take @UF whole damn computer, tablet,phone basically all her chit.
Ok Slim homie…a spiritual connection is very important. I agree. Some of the rest of what your saying is the same b.s. you claim to be against. We are human beings. There is no earthly way a person will NEVER get on your nerves unless you have no nerves to begin with
…is that what this whole vortex thing is about 
cyborgs and shyt? 
You my brother. Need a lesson in Etymology. The study of the origin of words and the way in which their meanings have changed throughout history.
I aint got time right the hell now. Nor will I probably ever. But you took “Ship” literal as a muthafawka. The suffix of “ship” does NOT mean a sailing vessel. It is the suffix of nouns denoting condition, state of etc. The state of relations. A relationship.
Nigga bye. Its too much to get into. Sail your azz on somewhere.
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5% KILL me with their word relations. Ummmm, the bible was originally written in hebrew, so the mentioning of Christ does not have any relation to crystals or chakras.
I was said Slimb was operating at ’bout a 3.5, but I now see….:kona:
Sad part is I got BCBS for health. Not Gotham City tho
SOTHERNGRL says:
who in here with pledge of allegiance insurance?
User has been startin a lot of mess lately !!!
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You know what you always trying to take somebody damn keyboard Somebody please take @UF whole damn computer, tablet,phone basically all her chit
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What if they blow up the bathroom everyday and it smells like hot sewerage?
I need answers 
You know what you always trying to take somebody damn keyboard Somebody please take @UF whole damn computer, tablet,phone basically all her chit
User has been startin a lot of mess lately !!!
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fond
let him continue. Stupid ass self.
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No Maam dont help his azz he said FUND not FOND.
Did anybody watch that blk bachelor show last night? Love Heaven or soemthing it was called?
And I disagree with the being so fond that nothing turns you off part. Erry now and again, a lil bit of errybody, including family pets gone get on your nerves. And truth be told, we prolly work folks nerves at times too. I’m just sayin……it’s human nature. That’s why it’s important to have space in a relationship.
Honey Dip knows how to get on my nerves like no one else does. I still love him and try to 
him when he’s being annoying though 
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She_ShowOut says:
What if they blow up the bathroom everyday and it smells like hot sewerage? I need answers
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Are you asking for a friend or nah?
you’re so fund of that person that nothing really turns you off about them
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this the lie a good golddigger lives
i aint up to it though 
it’s becoming a lil clearer now why he not murried 
Sad part is I got BCBS for health. Not Gotham City tho
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Same thing. Hackers got your personal info
Join the club. 
For the record, Anthem Inc is the parent company.
Anthem is not everywhere. It might be big, but it aint everywhere. And if I live here…why in the fugg do I care about what kind of health insurance they have in say California (where Anthem is the biggest)? I didnt find out about Anthem until I worked at the paper and started doing payroll in 2003. Headquarters is out of the SacBee; and I was like
is this Anthem shyt coming out these folks checks?
Our BCBS is just plain BCBS of NC. I miss they azzes TERRIBLY too. Got shytty azz Aetna.
What channel does that show come on aRoth? Never heard of it :no;
he said FUND not FOND. let him continue. Stupid ass self.
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*looks at keyboard to see how close the U is to the O*
It could have been a simple mistake.
*still awaits the cliffnotes*
roses Sandra are they gonna pull the plug on lil Whitney, on BB birthday
<<, just at the thought on my child
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I wish he wouldn't do that
Chocolate says:
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Bobby Brown must be torn up about this…I can feel him on the pain
Damn you @TM and us asking about those cliffnotes at the same damn time.
aRoTh says:
he said FUND not FOND. let him continue. Stupid ass self.
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Auntie gon put the damn password protection on Slim’s next post for us clownin
Sad part is I got BCBS for health.
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You have BCBS of NC then or BCBS of GA. You is Ray Charles to Anthem too
Yall get the Jameis award. Before noon too!
Me and her BOLERO FOM E LEE!! We spirit animals… peacocks mixed with lion
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everybody ain’t able
Cause whew I tried it
Yall better get off my dawg user
She_ShowOut says:
Chocolate says:
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Bobby Brown must be torn up about this…I can feel him on the pain
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I cant even imagine this
I have only one child 
I’s got Humana I aint got no damn faux-bama Care from Piggly Wiggly
Humana is one of the main carriers for “faux-bama” care. I wish President Obama had another term left. Maybe we would see mandatory, paid maternity leave. Maybe next lifetime 
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Got shytty azz Aetna.
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Little (unknown) Fact: Aetna use to insure slave ships. The slaves were considered “cargo”.
I hate Aetna, Had it when I was working for the city and was pregnant with Blanche 2, It did me NO favors omg.
You have BCBS of NC then or BCBS of GA. You is Ray Charles to Anthem too
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Anthem Inc is the parent company of those. So they are part of the breach too
You have BCBS of NC then or BCBS of GA. You is Ray Charles to Anthem too
DING DING DING DING DING. In all my years and all my life of insurance (PACIFICALLY BCBS) They always specify of those two states. They have never mention Gotham City BUT NOW that I have the education 
I’m smarter… I’m wiser.. I’m so much beettteeerrr :twirl: VDot saw the best in me
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Buttercup says:
I’s got Humana I aint got no damn faux-bama Care from Piggly Wiggly
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Humana is one of the main carriers for “faux-bama” care. I wish President Obama had another term left. Maybe we would see mandatory, paid maternity leave. Maybe next lifetime
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I know I wish he had one more term left also. Im afraid of whoever comes in next they are going to fukk any good that he has done all the way up
@Loca
:stop: That was NOT my comment. LOL That was @Southrn’s remark.
*mumbles to self*
You ain’t about to get me banned for somebody else’s comment.
This image represents what a “Spiritual Marriage” looks like …This person is like your “Siamese Twin”.
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He got these conjoined twins up here doing a “connection” and tryna make like they murried?!
he is SEW literal, er,um… literate
BYE NAN 
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Hey Nan
@Dot
I don’t remember what channa it came on. Prolly WEtv.
Dude’s deddy is a pastah.
Little (unknown) Fact: Aetna use to insure slave ships. The slaves were considered “cargo”.
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Yep them, Lehman Brothers, JP Morgan Chase, NY Life, E.W. Scripps and Gannett (media…pacifically newspapers…knew I was gonna throw them in the mix)…ALOT of companies.
aRoTh says:
@Loca
That was NOT my comment. LOL That was @Southrn’s remark.
*mumbles to self*
You ain’t about to get me banned for somebody else’s comment.
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@Vdot trying to give me this Anthem and I keep rejecting it. Me and Dub. SHE SAY WE BREACHED AND IT BELONG TO US
We need to suck that ish up and get a LIFE LOCK now!!!!!!
aRoTh says:
Little (unknown) Fact: Aetna use to insure slave ships. The slaves were considered “cargo”.
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Did you ever see the movie “Belle” this was part of the storyline.
DING DING DING DING DING. In all my years and all my life of insurance (PACIFICALLY BCBS) They always specify of those two states. They have never mention Gotham City
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Correct. Cause it didn’t pertain to us. Like I said I found out about Gotham by accident.
Loca says:
I wish he had one more term left also
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Didn’t ya hear the man say?
“I have no more terms to run…..
I won boff of’em….”
#classic
#epic
LMAOOOOO
aRoTh says:
Loca says:
I wish he had one more term left also
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Didn’t ya hear the man say?
“I have no more terms to run…..
I won boff of’em….”
#classic
#epic
LMAOOOOO
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yes that was wonderful! He looks tired and worn down anyway He has aged soooo much since he first came into office. I know its about that time for him. 
Stupid ass self.
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I hate Aetna
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Man listen. If I could afford to insure me and my kids on a separate BCBS policy and not HAVE to be employed through my employer…I would. I hate Aetna JUST THAT MUCH. And I turned down a job all b/c they had UNITED. I was like I aint going from shytty to shyttier. Fugg yall. :stop:
roses Sandra are they gonna pull the plug on lil Whitney, on BB birthday
<<, just at the thought on my child
imo I'd rather they wait til the anniversary of Witty's death.
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I hope not
Did you ever see the movie “Belle” this was part of the storyline.
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No I’ve never seen it. I learned about Aetna and the slave ships while on a trip to NYC. It was during a tour of the Arthur Schomburg Center. Very interesting lesson.
Little (unknown) Fact: Mickey Mouse is actually “black” but in “white face” complete with the “white gloves”.
For a mf who broke up with his broads and is NOT married – he has a lot of advice on keeping a relationship in tact, doesn’t he?
Taking advice on how to keep your marriage together from a mf who ain’t never been married is like taking Steve Harvey’s new schtick as a champion for women serious when he’s the man who dumped the woman who was with his a$$ when they had to get in the car on the same side and didn’t want to give her $500 when he traded up for Lady Heroin and then wanted to paint her as crazy to take their child so he wouldn’t even have to pay her child support.
I actually agree with Slim this time
I swear Slim be in his basement in a marijuana induced haze writing this chit….
NEGRODAMUS… dude WTF is wrong with these shithouse relationship experts
BOY you DATED VIVICA FOX ….. yeah son you LOST ALL cool points, greenbax stamps, buy 10 get one free cards on the strength of THAT alone…
Little (unknown) Fact: Mickey Mouse is actually “black” but in “white face” complete with the “white gloves”.
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Yes, I’ve heard this too. Thanks for it bringing it back to memory.
Sandra,
Can we get a little known black fact post a few times for Black History Month?
NO shade intended but I’d rather read advice from someone who has been married before! And not for a few months or years lol. Ive been married for 17 yrs and to be honest, there is NO perfect marriage, no real science, no books or videos that you can read and watch that can help you! You just have to pray together and learn how to communicate. I suggest you also look deep into their family history to make sure you aint dealing with no nut job too and check their credit out lol, otherwise let go and let God handle it from there!
@talkingwithtami- I agree with you 100%. I only take advice from folks that have been married for a very long time(10 years +). If a person is not married, they shouldn’t give marriage advice.
It’s always unmarried people giving marriage advice. Smh. And how does that image show a ‘spiritual connection’?