Singer/actress Jennifer Lopez was spotted dining with a mystery man at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood on Thursday. Her mystery date that gave the star a very tight hug on her way to her waiting limo.
J-Lo was dressed casually in bright yellow sweatpants, a fur stole, a white Hermès Birkin, and white leather Jon Buscemi 100 MM high top leather sneakers that were inspired by the classic Hermès Birkin handbags. The uppers are cut from the finest full-grain Italian leather with 18k hardware and locks on the heel (retail $785).
Canadian rap star Drake was seen arriving at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California, wearing a hooded jacket and sweatpants. Professional autograph hounds and paparazzi doggedly pursued the intense rapper through the airport terminal. Autographs are big business in the U.S. and around the world. Autographs by deceased stars can fetch thousands of dollars at auctions. Autographs by living legends like Muhammad Ali are also worth big bucks because Ali no longer signs. A-listers Halle Berry and Eddie Murphy usually don’t sign autographs. The key is to get their autographs while they are up-and-coming stars.
Actress Demi Moore, mother of DWTS frontrunner Rumer Willis, was seen dashing from a midtown hotel in an attempt to avoid the paparazzi in New York City on Thursday.
The beard is back
I love the bag with the matching sneakers! They cost too much BUT they are cute though!
Wasting you see our boo?
I need to know why JLo is judging anyone’s singing????
Oh Drake, if only that were a print 
I have a signed and authenticated LeBron basketball
as well as a few other celeb signed items.. don;t know if I’ll ever sell any of it
@ Leslie: Those sneakers are hawt! I would wear them but I can’t afford to buy a Hermes backpack to go with them.
All of the talk downstairs reminds me of when Rosewood came out
J.Lo is the biggest hoe in the industry.
She has a great PR team that doesn’t let that get mentioned.
Demi Moore looks TERRIBLE.
Chit! She on meth now?
Ion even care when folks wear fur but can someone throw paint on this bish just cause
I don’t have anything nice to say ‘cept I like JLo’s bag
Not the usuals so
I do Kimi and the beard is back
Demi Moore looks TERRIBLE.
Chit! She on meth now?
by Man, I just don’t care™ on Mar 20, 2015 at 11:22 am
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At first glance I thought she was Ozzy Osborne
Those gym shoes are
JLo is flawless for her age
And there is something about Drake that I like.
Maybe its his love for women with struggled past. He owns it and doesnt care what anybody thinks. I like a man with no fuggs to give when it comes to his choice of women.
Why Drake out here looking like a black Beatle?
Oh Aubrey Graham…I once had a dream we
and it was good… Every time I see Jhonni Blaze I am reminded to stop secretly lusting after your strip hoe smashing, condom averse self. I still 
your music.
Demi needs to chill on the surgery.
I like J.Lo’s shoes, bag, and even the sweats
Jenny still tryin’ to rep ‘the block’ I see. Not many 40-somethings could pull that look off…even in the 90’s I couldn’t rock high tops, I was always a Puma/Keds girl myself.
Not sure if I’m feeling JLo’s makeup. It’s like her face is dressed up while her outfit is comfy casual
Ashton zapped the damn spark out that woman. When cougar-ing goes LEFT
Stoner come sit next to Kimi and I
Jenny looks….ima leave that alone
Petty, the only thing that post down stairs will do is piss you the hell off
NOT TODAY!! TGIF :drink: 
B. Stoners says:
And there is something about Drake that I like.
Maybe its his love for women with struggled past.
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They say he’s not working with much. Is that a deal breaker?
Are yall serious about Drake being attractive? You can’t be… but Ima ask anyway just in case.
Cause when did looking special gain favor with females?
MOD
I don’t believe he ain’t wrap up
She the only one to say that.
I’ve read not only do he wrap up, you get a orange juice and a plan b in the morning.
@Man, I think JLo and Madonna have some childhood issues
neither one can seem to keep a man :smh:
They say he’s not working with much. Is that a deal breaker?
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Not what Deelishis said.
And I’m so mad Sandra you made me use her to defend his ….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Are yall serious about Drake being attractive? You can’t be… but Ima ask anyway just in case.
Cause when did looking special gain favor with females?
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I don’t believe he ain’t wrap up
She the only one to say that.
I’ve read not only do he wrap up, you get a orange juice and a plan b in the morning.
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She besmirched his name because he left something out her morning after gift basket.
I dreamt I had sex with Drake a time or two myself
Drake is douchie and cool and lame and smart and rich all at the same time. I cant put my finger on what it is about him that makes all the ladies go crazy!
Maybe its his verse on Only and his
for big asses and tits. 
Call me petty but…..if a shoe/sneaker/heel has some type of lock (and key) on it that goes around my ankle…. ion’t want/like it.
Does Demi Moore even act anymore? I think Ghost was the last movie I saw her in and folks were so crazy about her back then. She needs to gain a little weight. I know some people are obsessed with staying small but it can age you too. Face all sunk in, sagging skin, thinning hair
She besmirched his name because he left something out her morning after gift basket.
Where is my Chanel bag 
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Fiya TGIF!! I’ve been in the house since Tuesday night
I thought I would leave out today but it’s currently snowing. I may just have to sit still one more day
I want those sneakers
iWasteTime says:
MOD
I don’t believe he ain’t wrap up
She the only one to say that.
I’ve read not only do he wrap up, you get a orange juice and a plan b in the morning.
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Sandra
No man is perfect 
Nope it sure isnt. As long as he got fingers and a tongue I could work it out. I’m not messing over no goodt man cause he got a small penis. Thats how you miss blessings being ungrateful.
I wonder if I can get someone to bring me a my free Rita’s water ice
’m not messing over no goodt man cause he got a small penis. Thats how you miss blessings being ungrateful.
No man is perfect 
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Stoner meet @Man;
@Man meet Stoner
#helpful
fuggs to give when it comes to his choice of women.
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Then u must love you some Man.
NINI girl get Demi has been acting after Ghost
AROTH too much like a house arrest reminder huh
’m not messing over no goodt man cause he got a small penis. Thats how you miss blessings being ungrateful.
No man is perfect 
I gotta log out. 
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Stoner meet @Man;
@Man meet Stoner
#helpful
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I’m done wit ya’ll for the day.
Menace
Its not that he’s attractive. Its just something about him. Like you know he aint shyt. And he probably lying about whatever he talking about, but you want to hear it anyway cause whatever he saying is making you feel good. If only for one night type of shyt. I wouldnt take Drake serious, but I’d be available when he comes to town.
B. Stoners says:
Sandra
Nope it sure isnt. As long as he got fingers and a tongue I could work it out. I’m not messing over no goodt man cause he got a small penis. Thats how you miss blessings being ungrateful. No man is perfect
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Taken they have them on the designer’s website. They come in black, white, and red. They’re $865 on that site though so google might find you a cheaper pair.
STONER knows MAN
I think she will pass
It’s raining here Petty and I’m at work :crying1: I’m ready to GOOOO!!
Are yall serious about Drake being attractive?
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Drake look slow
Idris a drunk
You too tall you slow
BBD is a myth
Average is 3.2 inches
Boris want’s to be you
:eyeboll:
I
them sneaks..
Stoners I told DF if I ever was to have a one night stand it would be with Drake, LeBron James…or a hot white guy
Fiya: J-Ho & Madge have birthdays close together
Close to mine too
….but a lot of dudes aint worth keeping.
No man is perfect
:crying1: not even @Man anymore
he use to be a week ago 
Harlem,
Yeah I’m good on Man. Anybody who is obsessed with Kim Kardashian is not the man for me. Kim like the scarecrow to me. If she only had a damn brain. I cant deal with shallow people. They are insulting to deal with.
They making Fraggle Rock into a movie
my childhood prayers been answered
Are yall serious about Drake being attractive?
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I told ya’ll yesterday I been on Drake since 2001 when he was Aubrey Graham the actor playing Jimmy Brooks on Degrassi. I was in love with Jimmy when he was trying to have sex with Ashley BEFORE he got shot by Rick and became wheelchair Jimmy. I even loved him when he was wheelchair Jimmy and couldn’t get it up to smash his current girlfriend. Then when he transformed to Drake with his new found swag?
MOD you have a thing for the animal kingdom? Them some ugly options
True User, but it ain’t all the time the man’s fault
BBD is a myth
^^^^
That chit is real. I done seen some. Up close. Eye to eye. Viva BBD
*Birdman had rub*
If I could have a week full of hall passes
Idris
Drake
Serge
Bradly Cooper
Nick Cannon
Idris again
Serge again
Hey everyone, how y’all doing? #WendyVoice
Ho’lo looks her real age. I have nothing for Demi and Drake.
I’m so tired. I’ve been at my pracs the whole day. My brother got me Chris Brown tickets, I cannot wait
Ni ni says:
Does Demi Moore even act anymore? I think Ghost was the last movie I saw her in and folks were so crazy about her back then. She needs to gain a little weight. I know some people are obsessed with staying small but it can age you too. Face all sunk in, sagging skin, thinning hair
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She was in Charlie’s Angels too.
Oh and Chris Brown
DONT JUDGE ME
Are yall serious about Drake being attractive?
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Drake look slow
Idris a drunk
You too tall you slow
BBD is a myth
Average is 3.2 inches
Boris want’s to be you
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Drake DO look slow
Idris IS a drunk
Tall people are goofy and uncordinated
BBD is a myth
Average is FIVE inches… in numerous studies dating back to the 50’s
Boris LOOKS like me since i was born first.
Take better notes.
Fiya some ppl just like to be free. Thinking of forever makes me feel claustrophobic. I aint never met nobody I wanna see, hear, or smell everyday.
“Not all who wander are lost” I think they could keep em but just dont want to.
specially past a certain age.
So my dad decides he wants to call the cops last night on somebody AND he gets arrested
I can not with him…
I’m sorry but that Erica chick look coo-coo
must have been after 2am when he picked her out the crowd of nobodies 
Average is 3.2 inches
^^^^^^
Lies. Using lies as alibis…. (En Vogue 1990 Born To Sing album)
This chit a born defect. You can get a check for it. If not, I will advocate for u.
For me, it would be D. Wade
BBD is real
praise be 
Did ya’ll see Deacon Nick Cannon on what what happens live? Dude had on this shiny blue suit with no socks. Looking very preacher Miami Vice chic
His watch was
And he is still vice president of programming for Nickolodean. I dont believe he wants Mariah’s money. I dont even think he wants a divorce and neither does she. 
I got a luncheon to attend. I am going to try and pick a table in the back and lurk
I’d much rather be catching up here. I think I will wait until it starts.
You know kids… priorities.
@MOD yea I saw. I ain’t ready to spend that much now. Maybe ever
I don’t think folks should settle down until they in their 40s
enjoy life and then find someone to share your golden days with 
What is BBD?
I bet Drake likes connection sex
Chris Brown & D Wade aint never been single in their entire lives. Sex game should be superb by now
Kimi
we on the same page. Though I divorced Drake after that Johnni debacle. Ill send him 
from afar
B don’t I know it
DUBB viva bbd
Oh we talking about folks we think is cute that might be shameful? I already told ya’ll about Safaree. I am not shamed nooo mooooe
Idris, Lance Gross, Eddie Cibrian before he got with LeeAnn Rhimes, Omari Hadwick on POWER ….so I guess GHOST not him 
Other folks
Afiya
What about having children and such. Women are too old to have kids in their 40’s. I think ate 20’s is a good time to think about settling down for a woman. Nothing worse than seeing an old lady hoeing or trying to club and keep up with young girls. KRIS JENNER
Well Ill let u know next year Fiya
the older I get & the older my kids get, the less tolerant. Maybe tho. U never know 
Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:
I bet Drake likes connection sex
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His groupies said that Drake usually be all into you for about 2 weeks, tell you he loves you, you are special, get you to be a super freak cause hes very freaky then gift you with a few bags and a shoutout on IG. Once youve gotten your shoutout on IG, thats usually your walking papers
I like JLO. when did she smut around, during her In Living Color days?
I thought she was a serial monogamist… someone clue me in
Though I divorced Drake after that Johnni debacle.
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Don’t hold him accountable for that. We’ve decided she lied on him
:stop: now which one of Wayne’s gril did Drake smash. Drake gonna get merked for smashing these dude’s females
Is BBD big black dack?
Oh that shyt is real. Real as the day is long. I feel sorry for anybody who hasnt had any. You aint lived to you had some BBD!
Average is FIVE inches… in numerous studies dating back to the 50’s
^^^^
So my daddy got a short dack now? My mama the one who put me on to team BBD. Lies sir. My daddy a nice looking man, but the other man who was after her was fine.
There a reason she married my crazy azz daddy.
Big black d!ck. Not a myth blame your genes
Women are too old to have kids in their 40’s.
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Respectfully disagree…
His groupies said that Drake usually be all into you for about 2 weeks, tell you he loves you, you are special, get you to be a super freak cause hes very freaky then gift you with a few bags and a shoutout on IG. Once youve gotten your shoutout on IG, thats usually your walking papers
Hmmmmmmmm
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What is BBD?
^^^^
A river monster.
@USER oh DWade been single. His wife and Gabby just didn’t know. The baby is evidence of that
Speaking of that anyone else sniggled (snidely giggle) at that part on BMJ when she was crying to old girl that her man got another woman pregnant and she had to figure out how to accept it? I was like how ironic
@VDOT oh yea and her booty looked real muscular in the black shorts. She had a lil something byke there. Small steps…
Ok .. heading up
Kris Jenner got 6 kids She is doing dam good
Dass a bad bitch rite dere
Stoner
I forgot about kids 
okay, let me re-think this 
Omari was cute to me until I saw his wife. That changed the way I looked at him for some reason. :shurg:
Kind of like how Idris got ugly to some of ya’ll once ya’ll found out about him and K. Michelle. It did the total opposite for me. Made me like him more. Cause that mean he like regular chicks. I may possible have a chance one day if I got him drunk enough.
You aint lived to you had some BBD
church fanga.. leaving on out 
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I LIVE
BBD does exist…and I’m loving every inch of it!
@man, like someone said earlier maybe the shrinkage in height will make ur weenie look larger. Do u have a flat stomach? That may help too.
Next year you’ll just be 30 User, I said 40s
Yall making me want to fck. *wipes mouth like dude off of Boomerang* that’s a nipple
Wu tang clan ain’t nuffin till fck with
@DUBB
Average is FIVE inches… in numerous studies dating back to the 50’s
^^^^
So my daddy got a short dack now? My mama the one who put me on to team BBD. Lies sir. My daddy a nice looking man, but the other man who was after her was fine.
There a reason she married my crazy azz daddy.
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Is isn’t a lie. It’s been proven true in too many studies to count. All of this is right at your fingertips! The AVERAGE IS 5 INCHES! Look it up!
Women are TERRIBLE at estimating measurements!
) nigga 5 1/2 inches 
From time (I’ll be ready in 5 minutes)
to distance (drive one mile then take a left? [drives 50 miles])
to size (my man is 10 inches
KiMi0414 says:
His groupies said that Drake usually be all into you for about 2 weeks, tell you he loves you, you are special, get you to be a super freak cause hes very freaky then gift you with a few bags and a shoutout on IG. Once youve gotten your shoutout on IG, thats usually your walking papers
Hmmmmmmmm
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He just gave some chick a shout out…
on him to give Bernice Burgos hers. She already got the gifts, she posted those, AND an Australian vacation. It’s only a matter of time…
His groupies said that Drake usually be all into you for about 2 weeks, tell you he loves you, you are special, get you to be a super freak cause hes very freaky then gift you with a few bags and a shoutout on IG. Once youve gotten your shoutout on IG, thats usually your walking papers
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This is exactly how I pictured Drake to be. Attention span short as phuck. With a man like Drake you get in, get what you can, and get out. Cause your feelings will get hurt messing with him to long. When he comes to town, just be ready for few days of fun. Then go back to the real world. Drake aint gonna never settle down.
@WHITTY
“@man, like someone said earlier maybe the shrinkage in height will make ur weenie look larger. Do u have a flat stomach? That may help too.”
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I’m just worried about this shrinkage stuff. Thankfully my dyck is plenty big, but what’s up with this shrinkage???? I mean, just a few months ago I was measured at my normal height and now i have lost an inch unexplainably!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DUBB
Average is FIVE inches… in numerous studies dating back to the 50’s
^^^^
So my daddy got a short dack now? My mama the one who put me on to team BBD. Lies sir. My daddy a nice looking man, but the other man who was after her was fine.
There a reason she married my crazy azz daddy.
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Is isn’t a lie. It’s been proven true in too many studies to count. All of this is right at your fingertips! The AVERAGE IS 5 INCHES! Look it up!
Women are TERRIBLE at estimating measurements!
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Who did they perform the study on???? Toddlers?????
CaliYoruba says:
I like JLO. when did she smut around, during her In Living Color days?
I thought she was a serial monogamist… someone clue me in
March 20, 2015 at 11:56 am
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I think ppl count that as hoeing too
Bootcampgirl says:
Women are too old to have kids in their 40’s.
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Respectfully disagree…
^^^^ +1 on the disagree….
Did u have ur shoes (with height adjusters) on or off when they measured ur height. If ur shoes looked flat but u had HA’s inside, then that may be what happened. **sniggling**
@MisTaken what about Micheal Jai White? We appear to have the same taste in men folk.
Wu tang clan ain’t nuffin till fck with
When RZA at end shouted out peace to the whole fuggin Zulu Nation. Made me think about @Kantletgo the international Rose 
^^^^^
I said something bout that song yesterday. Get out my Pandora.
Who did they perform the study on???? Toddlers?????
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Let me put my phone down. I just choked in this luncheon
Who did they perform the study on???? Toddlers?????
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Fiya do yall really think I had my teenage son when I was in elementary?
I aint seen my 20s since when
Tooooo easy I’m gonna leave that alone
Man
I’m sorry but you aint tearing my insides up. I tried to suck him off couldnt do that either. I told him I was sorry and sent him on his way. When we’d see each other on campus we still spoke and hugged each other and he’d give me the “its ok I understand” look 
Im sure I wasnt the first girl. A few months later he ended up sending this girl to the hospital cause he tore something up. Her roommates said it was blood everywhere.
This one time in band camp (college) I had to actually walk away from a dude cause his peen was TOO big. He was lil short something too. Dark. That thang had to be at least 10, 11, 12 inches AND it was fat in girth. He pulled them pants down and I was like
BBD is NOT a myth. Trust me.
DUBB omg how shook ones is on now
that goes for that thorn too
WOULD YALL READ THE STUDY???????????? At least READ one of the NUMEROUS studies done before you say that is flawed!
You minor we major
Thankfully my dyck is plenty big
^^^^ When u join that growth serum clinical study…Imma find u one for delusions.
@B.Stoners… seems like Idris drunk all the time (he got the old drunk look, i am no longer in denial
) so just be in the right places and its just a matter a time fore u catch him slippin
B. Stoners says:
Man
I’m sorry but you aint tearing my insides up. I tried to suck him off couldnt do that either. I told him I was sorry and sent him on his way. When we’d see each other on campus we still spoke and hugged each other and he’d give me the “its ok I understand” look 
Im sure I wasnt the first girl. A few months later he ended up sending this girl to the hospital cause he tore something up. Her roommates said it was blood everywhere.
This one time in band camp (college) I had to actually walk away from a dude cause his peen was TOO big. He was lil short something too. Dark. That thang had to be at least 10, 11, 12 inches AND it was fat in girth. He pulled them pants down and I was like
BBD is NOT a myth. Trust me.
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Man you know small ppl prolly did the study to prove their own point. Like the Bell Curve
Women who get dyck aint finna look up no research. What mine eyes have seen……..
MissHarlem says:
DUBB omg how shook ones is on now
that goes for that thorn too
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I hate both yall right now!!!!!!!!!!
WhoDat says:
Average is FIVE inches… in numerous studies dating back to the 50’s
^^^^
So my daddy got a short dack now? My mama the one who put me on to team BBD. Lies sir. My daddy a nice looking man, but the other man who was after her was fine.
There a reason she married my crazy azz daddy
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Only men who belong to SDC be talking bout average size and size not mattering
@B
“BBD is NOT a myth. Trust me.”
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The longest in recorded history is 13 1/2 and it was for a white guy… but this dude at your college had 12? :s
Come on mayne. You was down there with a ruler?
Ninja was prolly 7 inches and you up here talkin bout he had a foot. Women just be flappin they gums.
Women are too old to have kids in their 40’s.
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Respectfully disagree…
by Bootcampgirl on Mar 20, 2015 at 11:57 am
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I had a heart to heart about this with my close friend last night. She started having kids early. I have none. I feel like I got so caught up in having a career and working on myself that I may have missed it. In time it’ll come if it’s for me
Same studies that suggest we are all poor and don’t have education
yea ok.
This is the first and last time I ever do this
Ok, ok, I too have seen two different studies that state the average male member world wide is 5 inches. One did averages by race and then derived an overall average from there. While black men did track as ever so slightly larger on average than white men the average for a black man was just below 6 if I recall properly.
I WILL NEVER
for Man again, and I finish my statement by saying I have never personally ran in to a man with an average member…and yes, I have measured for accuracy 
@Man did you gain weight, Dr Oz said weight gain causes shrinkage. Maybe you can manscape heard that means it appear larger (snickers)
Dont be San-smiling me Fiya
@MIANY
“@B.Stoners… seems like Idris drunk all the time (he got the old drunk look, i am no longer in denial ) so just be in the right places and its just a matter a time fore u catch him slippin”
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Look in the background of his pics, I PROMISE you see an alcoholic container in there. You just have to look.
Not Shook Ones.
Bye yall. going to find food. I eat good as FAWK on payday. So a nap at the far end of the parking lot afterwards.
Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:
This is the first and last time I ever do this
Ok, ok, I too have seen two different studies that state the average male member world wide is 5 inches. One did averages by race and then derived an overall average from there. While black men did track as ever so slightly larger on average than white men the average for a black man was just below 6 if I recall properly.
I WILL NEVER for Man again, and I finish my statement by saying I have never personally ran in to a man with an average member…and yes, I have measured for accuracy
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It is true I saw the study about 15 years ago and they re-did it to show that it was valid and the average length is 6 inches.
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This is the first and last time I ever do this
Ok, ok, I too have seen two different studies that state the average male member world wide is 5 inches. One did averages by race and then derived an overall average from there. While black men did track as ever so slightly larger on average than white men the average for a black man was just below 6 if I recall properly.
I WILL NEVER for Man again, and I finish my statement by saying I have never personally ran in to a man with an average member…and yes, I have measured for accuracy
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There is somewhere in the neighborhood of 50-11 of these studies going back to the 50’s and they ALL say the same thing.
DUBB that’s why I said toooo easy. He so damn delusional that I get a kick out of it. So now all of us here on this blog dont know what our puss fckd. Boy bye
Oh chit what’s beef just came on. This song always make me want to slap a bitch. Damn my wake n bake is wearing off….sads
So no ones going to tell me about JLO Ho-fax?
Ninja was prolly 7 inches and you up here talkin bout he had a foot. Women just be flappin they gums.
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Pun intended or nah?
Them studies also say americans hate Obama but they dont never poll anybody I know
And I agree with the person earlier, I want to say B. There are good guys who just aren’t cutting it downstairs. That was the last guy I was talking to. He had all the qualities I want in a man but he just wasn’t cutting it there. But it didn’t discourage me from trying to work with him. It could’ve turned into the greatest relationship.
@SASSY
“@Man did you gain weight, Dr Oz said weight gain causes shrinkage. Maybe you can manscape heard that means it appear larger (snickers)”
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I actually lost weight from last year. About 20 lbs or so. But you realize I’m saying I lost an inch from my height and not my dyck?
My dyck still huge.
MissHarlem says:
Oh chit what’s beef just came on. This song always make me want to slap a bitch. Damn my wake n bake is wearing off….sads
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Meance
All the girls was saying it was big. I wanted to see for myself. Chile they was not lying. My roommates come knocking on my door after left talking about “damn bitch that was fast” Im like man it was too big, I couldnt do it. They clowned my ass up until that girl when to the hospital. I was like I TOLD YA”LL ASS! Thought I was lying. That nigga aint shyt though. He got this other girl pregnant and dont even claim the baby. Baby look just like his black ass. Shyt that could have been me caught slipping :whew:
I had heard about him around band camp.
@MISS HARLEM
“DUBB that’s why I said toooo easy. He so damn delusional that I get a kick out of it. So now all of us here on this blog dont know what our puss fckd. Boy bye”
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No.. I’m saying your PERCEPTION is off!
It’s like when you hungry and you eat something and it taste “extra good.” It’s not extra good, yo’ azz was just extra hungry!
Tell you what, let me smash that from the back (a position I’m not too fond of) and I bet you be talkin bout it felt like 8 or 9 inches!
It’s like when you hungry and you eat something and it taste “extra good.” It’s not extra good, yo’ azz was just extra hungry!
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:shade:
Man
And we gon get it on toniiiight 
EYE dont give a damn about Idris being drunk. What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? He drink. I smoke.
MIRS :fistbump:
Oh chit DUBB missing mc lyte
b boooy I been looking for ya ass since a quarter past
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MISS HARLEM
“DUBB that’s why I said toooo easy. He so damn delusional that I get a kick out of it. So now all of us here on this blog dont know what our puss fckd. Boy bye”
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No.. I’m saying your PERCEPTION is off!
It’s like when you hungry and you eat something and it taste “extra good.” It’s not extra good, yo’ azz was just extra hungry!
Tell you what, let me smash that from the back (a position I’m not too fond of) and I bet you be talkin bout it felt like 8 or 9 inches!
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Tell you what, let me smash that from the back (a position I’m not too fond of) and I bet you be talkin bout it felt like 8 or 9 inches!
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Why are you not find of this position? – just curious
Man
Why you dont like giving backshots?
Tell you what, let me smash that from the back (a position I’m not too fond of) and I bet you be talkin bout it felt like 8 or 9 inches!
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But didn’t YOU just say your junk was huge though? That was you right? So shouldn’t it already be 8,9 + inches…
My dyck still AINT huge.
#fixedthatforyou
B Stoner: so the big dyck legacy continues on
Man thinks Kim K’s ass is real so you have to excuse him
But I know the d!cos I fckd was bigger than a sharpie. Measure a sharpie highlter that’s your avg you saying. I measured it last yr with this convo. Hell strap ons that I may or may not have been fckd with was bigger
don’t shoot MAN
User Friendly says:
B Stoner: so the big dyck legacy continues on
Man thinks Kim K’s ass is real so you have to excuse him
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He think her face real, too.
Drake and attractive shouldn’t even be in the same sentence… that block head looks like the missing link between man and horse…..
speaking of horse – horse dacks are overrated unless your vag*na the size of a city tunnel…. I can’t suck it or phuck it if I can’t wrap my fingers around it – who wants to be screwed by something the size of a forearm… wouldn’t that be considered fisting per se…. i’m just saying… I dated a Jamaican dude with a horse c*ck once and when we broke up I cried like a baby cause I didn’t think my pretty little cookie would ever be pretty and little again…. but alas it shrinks back but still I won’t put my nonnie through that kind of abuse eva again…..
@B STONERS
“That nigga aint shyt though. He got this other girl pregnant and dont even claim the baby. Baby look just like his black ass.”
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He prolly did the right thing!
You ever read the story of how “finger printing” became a part of law enforcement?
Two different men, one named William West and one named Will West were both arrested (black men). They looked almost identical in features, height, weight and age.
At the same penitatirary. They couldn’t decide which person should be charged with what. So they developed fingerprinting.
GOT A MILLION MUTHAPHUCKAS LOOK JUST LIKE ME! -Tupac
Small d!cms have a hard time hitting it from the back especially if you have a fat ass. D!ck just slips out every second. Just my experience. Fcks up their ego
Kim K coochie probably feel like sticking your finger in a balloon. Just hollow and dry.
It was a rumor that black men was packing.. rumor been round since slavery.. yt men could do nothing to refute it soooooo
let’s release studies claiming that the ‘average’ man is ***looks down into pants**** 5 inches long… anything bigger is a deformity…
@MOTHER
“Tell you what, let me smash that from the back (a position I’m not too fond of) and I bet you be talkin bout it felt like 8 or 9 inches!
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But didn’t YOU just say your junk was huge though? That was you right? So shouldn’t it already be 8,9 + inches…
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Yes, I said huge. Not deformed. If I had 8 or 9 inches that would require some sort of surgery and I couldn’t even function throughout the day.
y’all nassy….but I’m here for all of it
*d!cks sheesh damn phone posting
He prolly did the right thing!
You ever read the story of how “finger printing” became a part of law enforcement?
Two different men, one named William West and one named Will West were both arrested (black men). They looked almost identical in features, height, weight and age.
At the same penitatirary. They couldn’t decide which person should be charged with what. So they developed fingerprinting.
GOT A MILLION MUTHAPHUCKAS LOOK JUST LIKE ME! -Tupac
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You sir, are a big piece of shyt
@MISS
“But I know the d!cos I fckd was bigger than a sharpie. Measure a sharpie highlter that’s your avg you saying. I measured it last yr with this convo. Hell strap ons that I may or may not have been fckd with was bigger don’t shoot MAN”
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Strap ons are ridiculous and not worth discussing.
But yes, a sharpie IS the average length!
Just add a lil girth to it. That’s about right.
What’s wrong with fisting?
I’m asking for a friend
@MIANY
“I know how these “studies” started
It was a rumor that black men was packing.. rumor been round since slavery.. yt men could do nothing to refute it soooooo
**light bulb**
let’s release studies claiming that the ‘average’ man is ***looks down into pants**** 5 inches long… anything bigger is a deformity…
moral of the story is… white men love padding their egos… nothing to see here, nothing to see unless you showing off that BBD ”
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here YO azz go…
They do these studies all over the globe. In Africa and Jamaica too and account for different geographic regions. And the AVERAGE IS STILL 5 INCHES!
These aren’t just American studies or studies done by yts!
JUST ACCEPT YALL ARE FINE WITH 5 INCHES!
It’s not that hard.
I have to
someone and ask him how he functions…
Yes, I said huge. Not deformed. If I had 8 or 9 inches that would require some sort of surgery and I couldn’t even function throughout the day.
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Thats a lie.
An iphone 5s is 4.87 inches. That’s pretty close to the “average” of 5 inches. So by Man’s logic we wouldn’t know if a d*ck was longer than an iPhone?
I like the feeling of waking up the next morning and I’m a little sore. I be walking into work like
@KIMI
“An iphone 5s is 4.87 inches. That’s pretty close to the “average” of 5 inches. So by Man’s logic we wouldn’t know if a d*ck was longer than an iPhone?”
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That isn’t my LOGIC. Those are the facts!
**now yall all up in here measuring chit…***
I’m about to
this. BRB
MissHarlem says:
Small d!cms have a hard time hitting it from the back especially if you have a fat ass. D!ck just slips out every second. Just my experience. Fcks up their ego
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS!!!!!!!!!! :YES:
Isn’t it still morning and you are discussing dack sizes
I thought you knew that Nigerians have the biggest Ds EVER
Hell strap ons that I may or may not have been fckd with was bigger
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIANY
“I know how these “studies” started
It was a rumor that black men was packing.. rumor been round since slavery.. yt men could do nothing to refute it soooooo
**light bulb**
let’s release studies claiming that the ‘average’ man is ***looks down into pants**** 5 inches long… anything bigger is a deformity…
moral of the story is… white men love padding their egos… nothing to see here, nothing to see unless you showing off that BBD ”
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here YO azz go…
They do these studies all over the globe. In Africa and Jamaica too and account for different geographic regions. And the AVERAGE IS STILL 5 INCHES!
These aren’t just American studies or studies done by yts!
JUST ACCEPT YALL ARE FINE WITH 5 INCHES!
It’s not that hard.
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Well, wtf were the study results in China? 0.5 inches???
Small d!cms have a hard time hitting it from the back especially if you have a fat ass. D!ck just slips out every second. Just my experience. Fcks up their ego
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Yall don’t act right when a nigga servicing you from behind.
I have to
someone and ask him how he functions…
by Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) on Mar 20, 2015 at 12:34 pm
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Kimi I have a 6+……. I think I can handle it being bigger
I think we all just looked at our sharpies & sighed. :sigh: no Man, just no bruh.
Maybe you part chinese or something?
Average Penis Size & Girth
What’s the average penis size?
Well, surveys & studies that measure penile length & girth have concluded that 90% of men have an:
Average penis length (erect): from 5.1 – 5.7 inches (12.9 – 14.5 cm)
Average penis girth (circumference when erect): from 3.5 – 3.9 inches (8.8 – 10 cm)
That Means The Average Penis Size Is Just Under 6 Inches.
If your penile size is 6? or less, then congratulations! You fit in with 90% of average men!
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This gotta be for white men though. This dont pertain to the average black man.
Average Penis Size & Girth
What’s the average penis size?
Well, surveys & studies that measure penile length & girth have concluded that 90% of men have an:
Average penis length (erect): from 5.1 – 5.7 inches (12.9 – 14.5 cm)
Average penis girth (circumference when erect): from 3.5 – 3.9 inches (8.8 – 10 cm)
That Means The Average Penis Size Is Just Under 6 Inches.
If your penile size is 6? or less, then congratulations! You fit in with 90% of average men!
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This gotta be for white men though. This dont pertain to the average black man.
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90 phuckin %!
But every hoe goin say they phuckin the 10% deformed niggas tho. Watch.
It’s not worth your discussion bc it doesn’t favor you. A sharpie is small as fck sir. Can’t make me moan worth chit but have at sir. Your small d!ck still gets you hoes so why you care
@USER
“I think we all just looked at our sharpies & sighed. no Man, just no bruh.
Maybe you part chinese or something?
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LOOK IT UP FOR YOURSELF! How many niggas you put a ruler to his chit? I guarantee that “9 inch monster” was prolly a “6 inch normal!”
Yall don’t act right when a nigga servicing you from behind
How DONT we act right? 
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V
blame my smoking. I got you tuhday
Katlego says:
Isn’t it still morning and you are discussing dack sizes
I thought you knew that Nigerians have the biggest Ds EVER
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This may be true cause dude I was talking about is Nigerian. This other Nigerian I used to mess with didnt have the biggest penis, but he sure knew how to use it. We tore his apartment up. Jesus. Lord I’m having flashbacks. I gotta go to the restroom real quick.
B. Stoners says:
Average Penis Size & Girth
What’s the average penis size?
Well, surveys & studies that measure penile length & girth have concluded that 90% of men have an:
Average penis length (erect): from 5.1 – 5.7 inches (12.9 – 14.5 cm)
Average penis girth (circumference when erect): from 3.5 – 3.9 inches (8.8 – 10 cm)
That Means The Average Penis Size Is Just Under 6 Inches.
If your penile size is 6? or less, then congratulations! You fit in with 90% of average men!
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This gotta be for white men though. This dont pertain to the average black man.
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I believe it probably does though. Every black man is not above average, just like their are Asian and White men with big ducks
@MISS
“It’s not worth your discussion bc it doesn’t favor you. A sharpie is small as fck sir. Can’t make me moan worth chit but have at sir. Your small d!ck still gets you hoes so why you care”
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I don’t. But it’s the principle of it! I let bullchit just go unchallenged!
Every hoe talkin bout they love that 99 inch big screen but then you ask the tv manufacturer and they say they ain’t eva sold not nair 99 inch screen tv. Something don’t be right.
DON’T BULLCHIT ME!
Small dycks are just as useless as overly big ones… get the phuck outta here with your tic tac…. I’m sitting her with a frown on my face thinking about a little d*ck and how stupid they look… like little garden slugs – quick pour the salt….
Your small d!ck still gets you hoes so why you care
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Fat ones at that
They aint feeling nan piece of that dack tho. Probably got a dildo hidden in the folds for when he 
so they can finish themselves off 
I
ya’ll
blame my smoking. I got you tuhday
*******
Yall don’t act right when a nigga servicing you from behind
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How DONT we act right?
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First off… you don’t arch your back right. You gotta invert your whole spine to present the puzzy correctly! I thought that was the true purpose of them yoga classes women go to.
To learn proper phucking technique. Apparently not.
Then, doggy is like the you the car, and he the driver. The DUDE drives the car, not the other way around. Yall be doin too much.
Yall ain’t sturdy either. Time you really in there beating it up good… yall “leg give out” or “your head hurting” then you wanna quit and chit.
Fat ones at that
They aint feeling nan piece of that dack tho. Probably got a dildo hidden in the folds for when he 
so they can finish themselves off 
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Picturing Man with Precious, a box of chicken, and a hidden vibrator…
I’m so confused. The coach that fell off the swivel chair (
) did his team win or did they lose? My tv was to low.
Lol
@B Stoner
Go and help ypurself ma
OpinionHated says:
Small dycks are just as useless as overly big ones… get the phuck outta here with your tic tac…. I’m sitting her with a frown on my face thinking about a little d*ck and how stupid they look… like little garden slugs – quick pour the salt….
Its so true though. You be laying there thinking about what you going to wear tomorrow. Did you remember to pay your sell phone bill? What’s coming on tv tonight. 
Thinking of anything but this lil dack ass dude humping for his life. Then when its over with and he acting like dude from Waiting to Exhale, you feel sorry for their ass. Cant hurt his ego now, cause your dumb ass done gave him the coochie. Even if his dack is little he still won.
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Its hard being a woman.
@ you is petty..his team won and his son shot the winning basket.
Yall ain’t sturdy either. Time you really in there beating it up good… yall “leg give out” or “your head hurting” then you wanna quit and chit.
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Is this a segue into how much you like Jill Scott sized ladies. They are pretty sturdy
how stupid they look… like little garden slugs – quick pour the salt….
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Man just stop typing
Theres this pron star that I like Xavier thicc, he knows how to use his dack. I’ve always imagined bapsing him. He is the best that I’ve seen so far
Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:
Picturing Man with Precious, a box of chicken, and a hidden vibrator…
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Picturing Man with Precious, a box of chicken, and a hidden vibrator…
by Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) on Mar 20, 2015 at 12:48 pm
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everyone needs to unplug their keyboard..,
Yall ain’t sturdy either. Time you really in there beating it up good… yall “leg give out” or “your head hurting” then you wanna quit and chit.
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Is this a segue into how much you like Jill Scott sized ladies. They are pretty sturdy
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No.
Then, doggy is like the you the car, and he the driver. The DUDE drives the car, not the other way around. Yall be doin too much.
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That’s not fair!! There are some dudes who CAN’T drive and we have to help them along. But they swear by that position. I make noises all the while I’m laughing in my head.
@PETTY
“Then, doggy is like the you the car, and he the driver. The DUDE drives the car, not the other way around. Yall be doin too much.
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That’s not fair!! There are some dudes who CAN’T drive and we have to help them along. But they swear by that position. I make noises all the while I’m laughing in my head.”
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THAT IS FAIR! that’s the whole point of the posistion, is that WE the driver!
Look in nature, you never see another female mammal getting it from the back do nothing but sit there and let the dude drive! THAT’S HOW IT WORKS!
But these hoes…
I love a good backshot. Espeically if he grabs my arms and I cant move. Or grab my neck from the back.
@Man
I aint never heard of no man not liking no backshots. I can understand if you like missionary because of the connection it brings but the backshot is EVERYTHING. I bet you the type that wants a woman to ride you. Dack just keep slipping out everytime she come up. Aint nobody got time to be riding no lil dacks. Too much work.
I’m learning so much
MissHarlem says:
Oh chit what’s beef just came on. This song always make me want to slap a bitch. Damn my wake n bake is wearing off….sads
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WHALE I got a Iphone6Plus and my man bigger than that so
oh and prefers from da byke.. no anal
Ashamed now going to put hand sanitize on myself.. buttons up my housecoat
OpinionHated says:
Small dycks are just as useless as overly big ones… get the phuck outta here with your tic tac…. I’m sitting her with a frown on my face thinking about a little d*ck and how stupid they look… like little garden slugs – quick pour the salt….
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Face down, azz up
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PETTY
“Then, doggy is like the you the car, and he the driver. The DUDE drives the car, not the other way around. Yall be doin too much.
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That’s not fair!! There are some dudes who CAN’T drive and we have to help them along. But they swear by that position. I make noises all the while I’m laughing in my head.”
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THAT IS FAIR! that’s the whole point of the posistion, is that WE the driver!
Look in nature, you never see another female mammal getting it from the back do nothing but sit there and let the dude drive! THAT’S HOW IT WORKS!
But these hoes…
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jennifer probablyy dating a backup dancer again