Type A personality and classic narcissist Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union) is desperate to have a small human to lord over, who will make her the center of its universe. But before that can happen, she must take Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (hCG) fertility hormones shots to trigger her old tired ovaries to produce an egg or ovulate (also known as the luteinizing hormone “surge”).
The so-called hCG “trigger shot” causes the ovaries to ovulate within 24-36 hours after the shot is injected. The entire episode documents Mary Jane’s chaotic life in countdown style toward the “extraction” of Mary Jane’s all-important egg.
Did Dr. Lisa Hudson (LaTarsha Rose) attempt suicide or not? Because if she did, she’s annoying Mary Jane who cares only about herself and that human she’s trying to produce with sexy David (Stephen Bishop). How dare she (Lisa) be suicidal when she (Mary) and her egg are supposed to be the center of everyone’s universe?
But before Mary Jane spreads her legs for David to inseminate her, she must dispatch with Sheldon (Gary Dourdan) — another human she has no use for except to give her her next big scoop.
As the clock continues to countdown toward extraction, Mary Jane is at Sheldon’s place when she experiences a “massive orgasm” which results in her wetting her panties.
Orgasmic spasms normally occur when a female’s hormones are manipulated artificially. In other words, that shot of synthetic hormones Mary Jane took caused a rapid rise in sex hormones that normally don’t rise that rapidly as women of a certain age start marching toward menopause.
In particular, the sex hormone Testosterone is the major player behind Mary Jane’s massive orgasm.
Yes, women produce testosterone, too — although not as much as men.
The whole purpose of sex hormones is to make us horny enough to want to procreate and to prepare the uterus for the implantation of that all-important egg.
When our testosterone levels decreases, so does our sex drives (male and female). This is why menopausal women who get hormone replacement (including testosterone) become raging Cougars.
Before you ladies run to your doctor demanding Testosterone shots or creams, you should know that testosterone causes a lot of unwanted side effects in the female body, such as acne, hair loss, aggression, and male characteristics (facial hair, deep bass voice, etc).
We ladies only need a little bit of T in our bloodstream to keep us happy. Too much of it will cause unwanted orgasms at the wrong times and in the wrong places.
Watch the full episode of being Mary Jane, episode 6 below.
I cant with MJP. She tries to come off as being so moral yet the easiest thing is to get her to spread her legs
sounds like her situation in real life. She gotta have a baby quick or wade gonna keep having “break babies”
I didn’t watch, so thank you…and I guess I will while I fake the funk and do a lil work.
Where is my Luvn at?
KamDiva The trophies are the equivalent to the bees the Hive use
Who knew Seersucker had a following.
YO! Anonymous is not playing with Kanye! Maybe this is the wake up he needs !
Mary Jane is a thot. A hypocritical thot at that. How you mad at David, when you were KNOWINGLY messing with a married man last season. GIRL. Carry. Art imitating life.
I’m out, watching it right now while I eat my breakfast. Not even reading this write up Sandy
I think from the first season, Lisa was suicidal, not sure if she actually tried to kill herself. But from the last epi, it seems she was devastated over losing David to Mary Jane….since they were “friends” (read she (Lisa) was giving him that mouf action).
Question… How far is this from her true life? She is over 40 now with no kids…
Did Dr. Lisa Hudson (LaTarsha Rose) attempt suicide or not?
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How many time she gonna attempt it though
I don’t even watch this any more.
MJ is thot in a business suit
@Zeta
IWASTE
Fukk it * stands in the middle of the blog with a blind fold and a sign “FREE HUGS!”
Lupita done bagged Common
In other EBT news, is Keyshia Cole still an FOB? Oh well. Here’s my Iyanla diagnosis: KC is angry at Frankie, but it’s easier to take it out on everyone else. Neffie, Boobie, the world. I think Neffie truly wants a relationship, while KC just wants to use her for ratings. If you call me and tell me three days before you having a destination wedding, I am not coming either. Elite the only one who calls Frankie on her mess. But all them kids damaged and angry. Moreso KC than anyone else. Also, Manny wife getting on my nerves.
@IWasteTime – Lupita done bagged Common
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He was just on the Breakfast club this morning saying he was single and loving it right now…?? I thought she was dating another Canadian Rapper…
I can’t keep up!
I like both of them though!
iWasteTime says:
Lupita done bagged Common
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That’s what I told hubby. He like Chocolate Sistas. Serena, Kerry, and now Lupita. :swoon:
He was just on the Breakfast club this morning saying he was single and loving it right now…?? I thought she was dating another Canadian Rapper…
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She broke up with Canadian dude in Jan.
Last night the did dinner and a movie and mad people were tweeting geeked.
At the bar and Common walked in with Lupita. Wathing this movie and Common and Lupita in front of cuddled etc etc
Gonadotropin (hCG) fertility hormones shots to trigger her old tired ovaries to produce an egg or ovulate (also known as the luteinizing hormone “surge”).

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The only reason I watch this is for David and all his caramel glory
Being Mary Jane hasn’t been doing it for me this season. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s David’s random pregnancy or Mary Jane’s sudden alcoholism. Or the fact that the brother is educated and a former business owner that can’t find a real job. Or Angie Stone’s daughter with her lack of drive. I don’t know what it is, but I’m not feeling it. And don’t get me started on The Game. How you gonna know it’s your last season and not go out with a bang. Mara must be going through something.
Bird- Next season is The Game’s last season.
lovezoe says:
In other EBT news, is Keyshia Cole still an FOB? Oh well. Here’s my Iyanla diagnosis: KC is angry at Frankie, but it’s easier to take it out on everyone else. Neffie, Boobie, the world. I think Neffie truly wants a relationship, while KC just wants to use her for ratings. If you call me and tell me three days before you having a destination wedding, I am not coming either. Elite the only one who calls Frankie on her mess. But all them kids damaged and angry. Moreso KC than anyone else. Also, Manny wife getting on my nerves.
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Keyshia needs to get her some help and stop passing the blame buck
Too much of it will cause unwanted orgasms at the wrong times and in the wrong places.

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And don’t get me started on The Game
They have destroyed my damn show
Lauren London gets on my nerve….where is med school and Im not talking about Luda’s wife 
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COMMON
ALL DAY LONG :drive: (gub-ment car tank on F!!)
Good luck Zeta
“Too much of it will cause unwanted orgasms at the wrong times and in the wrong places.”<—- Like on other people's couches
#DasNasty
Gabby’s still playing herself. She went from being a homewrecker to her man having a side/break baby. This Gabby will never win any awards; she’s constantly playing herself. No depth whatsoever.
But in more important news.. #Empire had me like
“I put da baby in her”

Waste has Anonymous followed thru with any of their threats??
They bogus
Anywhoo, ROSAYS I am on my way to see my nutritionist please that I have gained some more weight (tired of ensure ) will holla back later
Now u know we gon feed your azz like Amber should’ve been feeding Wiz 
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whats wrong zeta….Ensure
*grabs Man highchair for u and sits collard greens on the blog*
Heard Common use to date Taraji too!
@Bird – Angie Stone’s daughter with her lack of drive
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ION know that was Angie’s daughter….she was on Good Luck Charlie.
I love this show, I think people get caught up in Gabby the actress instead of looking at the complex character Mary Jane and how her struggles are in line with many successful black women. I appreciate all the other actors as well, very seasoned cast.
I don’t think she really WANTS a baby though, I agree with the write-up, she needs this to prove something to herself because she needs to feel successful and controlling of all areas of her life…
i didn’t catch this last night, but i really need to know:
what is the wrong place and when is the wrong time to have an orgasm?
there is no such thing…
Type A personality and classic narcissist Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union) is desperate to have a small human to lord over, who will make her the center of its universe. But before that can happen, she must take Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (hCG) fertility hormones shots to trigger her old tired ovaries to produce an egg or ovulate (also known as the luteinizing hormone “surge”).
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Why do I think this write up is more about Gabrielle Union than the character of Mary Jane..

Where OTB? For real tho, u spoke to her? She aiight??
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what is the wrong place and when is the wrong time to have an orgasm?
there is no such thing…
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Phrozen1der says:
But in more important news.. #Empire had me like
“I put da baby in her”
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I liked the menes they had up after of Hakeem calling out to Lucious telling him how Cookie tryna give up the drawers
lovezoe says:
Bird- Next season is The Game’s last season.
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That 2 season thing was a BET Jhedi mind trick. 5 episodes is not a season no matter how they try to sell it as such.
But in more important news.. #Empire had me like
“I put da baby in her”
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I watched all the sneak peeks and clips so I had that already put together.. Cookie and Malcolm… I did not know they were gonna get it all the way in
This family shole do move one fast 
At the end Cookie trying to stand in the sun like Olivia
I’m not caught up on MJ. It just doesn’t hold my attention. It’s a background noise show for me.
I’m still weak at her busting full body nuts on homeboys couch and warshing her wet pannies in his sank
Anyone else wonder why Lucious worried bout having Cookie sign a pre-nup when he finna die?
either she inherits all you got, which is all she got.. or she divorce you and take half. Either way she’s gonna give it to your sons.. She actually loves them 
i didn’t catch this last night, but i really need to know:
what is the wrong place and when is the wrong time to have an orgasm?
there is no such thing…
yall seen those panties that come with a remote
me either 
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In a meeting
@Missy
But next week though!!!! 
“what is the wrong place and when is the wrong time to have an orgasm?
there is no such thing…” <—–On someone elses couch without their knowledge or participation is NASTY
#YallNasty
what is the wrong place and when is the wrong time to have an orgasm?
there is no such thing…
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Wrong places:
In work at a meeting
somebody’s teeth out on my Angie Stone
In the middle of a pap smear
While getting my teeth cleaned
Hanging around the parents of a significant other
I don’t need errybody seeing my O face.
They’ll be lined up wanting to participate :eyeroll: and I aint got the time
@Missy A Pre-nup? What you talking about Willis?
Morning and chit…
@Vdot
I found it odd that she would make a decision to have Irish Twins. Oh well, there’s nothing new under the sun.
Phrozen1der says:
But in more important news.. #Empire had me like
“I put da baby in her”
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I need those Empire writers to get their shat together. I’m tired of making excuses for why half the shat on the show don’t make a lick of sense. Ain’t nobody accepting no long lost child as they own without a DNA test and definately not no 1 percenter. Just cause Lucious slept with her more times doesn’t mean that the one time Jamal was with her didn’t make the baby. And who knows who else she may have been sleeping with? And that’s only one example. I got dozens of em. They hook us with a cracked out feverish pace and don’t give a damn about the details. Hopefully it will be better next season after Lee is able to direct all of the episodes full time.
I can’t wait to see Cookie and Boo-Boo box. Even though Cookie is Cookie, BooBoo may give her a run for her money. Something tells me the reason Lucious tries to overthrow Malcolm has nothing to do with Cookie. As I said, I don’t think he took Camilla to the airport. He got back to the house fast. When he shot that fool.
Anyone else wonder why Lucious worried bout having Cookie sign a pre-nup when he finna die? either she inherits all you got, which is all she got.. or she divorce you and take half. Either way she’s gonna give it to your sons.. She actually loves them
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ALWAYS get a prenup.

@Missy A Pre-nup? What you talking about Willis?
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Lucious was trying to marry Cookie and raise his break baby.. Remember when he was at the table with Vernon giving Cookie the same shares as the boys.. He says he’s doing it so she has her own and doesn’t get mad when he asks her to sign the prenup.
Either way she’s gonna give it to your sons.. She actually loves them
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Cookie goin give that chit Antoine Fisher…
<<<smh
Missy A Pre-nup? What you talking about Willis?
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Lucious told Ashy Vern that he wanted Cookie to sign a prenup and enticing her with the shares may have sweetened the blow of asking her a prenup..
@Zoe I want to see them :fight: too… It needs to be on some Kill Bill shyt too…
But Vernon…
Anyone else wonder why Lucious worried bout having Cookie sign a pre-nup when he finna die? either she inherits all you got, which is all she got.. or she divorce you and take half. Either way she’s gonna give it to your sons.. She actually loves them

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ALWAYS get a prenup.
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I totally agree. Even if you have 1.00 in your account on your wedding day. This goes for men AND women
Luscious tryin to set it up for his baby Anika to have a lil sumpin.

Type A personality and classic narcissist Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union) is desperate to have a small human to lord over, who will make her the center of its universe. But before that can happen, she must take Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (hCG) fertility hormones shots to trigger her old tired ovaries to produce an egg or ovulate (also known as the luteinizing hormone “surge”).
you meant it ‘CAN’T’ happen right?

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Anywho, Good Morning/Afternoon Roses
So this rugged man just moved into my trailer, he a hard body
I’mma have to turn by back :crying1: cause LAWD 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Morning and chit…
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@SunRise I love @Bird but I accepts NO COMPLAINTS about #Empire from ANYONE at all!
Not when folks have been watching Soap Operas for years, and them shyts kill people and bring them back like they’re born of the trinity and ish…. It’s also tv and not reality s i’ll take it…
It’s going to end up not being Davids baby (with the sprite), but the damage will already be done. He will come to the realization that he won’t be able to be in the house with both of the kids, and choose the sprite since she was first and MJ knew how he felt trapped, so she shouldn’t have even asked for it.
Phro- I did not know Vern was on that boogasuga. High as a kite. When Lucious pulled that Nino Brown on him, I was like
I KNEW he was gone take Olivia and old dude over his house. HE is the one that shoulda got shot.
Where OTB? For real tho, u spoke to her? She aiight??
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I emailed her and got nathan! I hate her job!
ust cause Lucious slept with her more times doesn’t mean that the one time Jamal was with her didn’t make the baby.
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I’m taking it as she was already pregnant the one time Jamal slept with her.. She and Jamal were already married in the flashback.. Andre calls her sister in law.. The look between her and Lucious is like go
that boy so he don’t know…
When Jamal asks her if it’s true they flashback to the look across the room between her and Lucious
@SunRise I love @Bird but I accepts NO COMPLAINTS about #Empire from ANYONE at all!
Not when folks have been watching Soap Operas for years, and them shyts kill people and bring them back like they’re born of the trinity and ish…. It’s also tv and not reality s i’ll take it…
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ALL DIS!
I be like :stop: SHUT UP NAACP LEADER!
I don’t even wanna hear it!
2 Ferguson police shot
Other police have said that the police were unfairly targeted. I wonder if Mike Brown felt the same way.
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@Zoe RIGHT! He’s a loose cannon, and needs to be watched CLOSELY!
@Man
Jamal asked if it was true and her face said it was. Even if the baby is not Lucious, they slept together. When they were saying goodbye, she apologized. Plus, a guard helped her with her stuff. Maybe they slid some money in her pocket.
2 Ferguson police shot
Other police have said that the police were unfairly targeted. I wonder if Mike Brown felt the same way.
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It’s Ferguson.
Those 2 cops were probably shot by the police; like how the Police/National Guard was setting chit on fire
SunRiseBlossom says:
Bird you complaining about Empire
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I ain’t sayin I’ma stop watching or that me and my mentor ain’t gone camp out across the street after work today to win tickets to the soundtrack listening/season finale viewing party with Jussie and Yazz. Let’s ot go too far now. Rest assured I’m still cracked out bad. I’m just tired of so many things not making sense. I have used Phrozen’s soap operas are cray excuse many times, but they be doin too damn much with the inconsistancies and dropped storylines and just straight nonsense.
Did yall notice that Idol is trying to get some of Empire’s viewers
Jamal and Hakeem are performing and Cookie is making an appearance like she is a real music producer 
Phrozen1der says:
@SunRise I love @Bird but I accepts NO COMPLAINTS about #Empire from ANYONE at all!
Not when folks have been watching Soap Operas for years, and them shyts kill people and bring them back like they’re born of the trinity and ish…. It’s also tv and not reality s i’ll take it…

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2 Ferguson police shot

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Other police have said that the police were unfairly targeted. I wonder if Mike Brown felt the same way.
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It’s Ferguson.
Those 2 cops were probably shot by the police; like how the Police/National Guard was setting chit on fire
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No such thing as a good cop.
Hopefully they don’t waste time investigating this.
Morning
I have nathan for mj and her rank pussy
Not when folks have been watching Soap Operas for years, and them shyts kill people and bring them back like they’re born of the trinity and ish…. It’s also tv and not reality s i’ll take it…
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Word and I watch GH!
That is why Scandal and HTGAWM is predictable to me.
If you ain’t manage to die, come back with a different face and your sister is your daughter that you had with your stepmother than it ain’t drama!
I can’t stand Mary Jane. I don’t know if it’s Gabby Union but her character is shallow and unlikable. I can’t stand the way she talks to people, acts like she’s better than thr rest of her family, or the way she talks. Besides getting older, her character seems to not really have any issues and just likes to whine and complain. Pick another type of man, stay away from your exes and married men, adopt, do invitro or something. A lot of Black women end up 40 and single because they have unrealistic expectations
They coming for Yeezy
SugarFoot says:
Did yall notice that Idol is trying to get some of Empire’s viewers
Jamal and Hakeem are performing and Cookie is making an appearance like she is a real music producer 

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I seen that too!!! But I bet I set that dayum DVR though
So I finally watched Crusty Ink. Ceaser is a straight punk. Aint two ways around it. He’s possessive and just a punk. Too worried about revenge instead of making money. Donna is a dummy, but the way he talks to females is despciable. So YOU were locked up, why didn’t Dutchess call and tell them what was up? I can’t see how they get business based on the show.
Hubby was like they got two tattoo artists and both gone.
Those 2 cops were probably shot by the police; like how the Police/National Guard was setting chit on fire
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I bet the BOLOs give a description of black male, 5’7″ to 6’4″, 140-300 pounds, wearing jeans and a fitted
Da Idol has to grasp for straws bc ain’t no one watching that bs
When Lucious pulled that Nino Brown on him
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I was thinking light skin niggas have come FULL CIRCLE when I saw that scene!!!!!!!!!

…then Cookie trifling azz chose the dark dude over Luscious…
@Bird “I ain’t sayin I’ma stop watching or that me and my mentor ain’t gone camp out across the street after work today to win tickets to the soundtrack listening/season finale viewing party with Jussie and Yazz.”
@SugarFoot It wil be the FIRST and LAST time I watch AI this season. I just want to see them perform live, then I’m turning it to something else
#missyJSays says:
I’m taking it as she was already pregnant the one time Jamal slept with her.. She and Jamal were already married in the flashback.. Andre calls her sister in law.. The look between her and Lucious is like go that boy so he don’t know…
When Jamal asks her if it’s true they flashback to the look across the room between her and Lucious
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She straight up told Jamal that Lola could still be his, but probably not. She doesn’t know who the father is. Her and Lucious are assuming it was him I assume because he was smashing her to smithereens on the regular. Why not take the DNA? This ain’t no 80s soap opera. It’s 2015.
@ SunRise me too
@ Harlem I thought it was cancelled. I havent watched since the JHud and Tasia days
@ Phro they already know
I bet they wont perform til the end of the show
@ Man Of course she chose Malcom over Luscious
Zoe I told yall blk ink was fake from the get go.
Zoe I told yall blk ink was fake from the get go.
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Was it you who said they knew one of the characters?
I don’t know who the little girls real father is #Empire, BUT I can see why all of them would want to claim her… She is a CUTIE WOOTIE