Beyonce Has Had Enough; Hires Bodyguard to Spy On Jay Z

Sandra Rose April 28, 2015

Frustrated singer Beyonce Knowles-Carter has apparently had enough of those pesky rumors about her cheating husband, rapper Jay Z.

According to Grazia, Beyonce hired a bodyguard to follow her husband and to report his findings back to her.

Apparently, Beyonce found out about Jay Z’s secret phones, the ones he uses to keep in touch with his side pieces. She thought a baby would make the 45-year-old rapper stay home more. But instead, their arguments have intensified and his studio time has only increased.

Beyonce is behind the times if she thinks a powerful man in Jay Z’s position is not going to cheat on her.

From The Mirror:

Despite putting on a united front for recent outings together, sources tell the mag there is trouble in paradise.

“There are whispers Beyonce has hired a bodyguard to watch over Jay Z and report back to her,” a source told Grazia.

“He’s there to take care of Jay, but part of his unofficial remit is to fill Beyonce in when she’s not there.

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MisUnderstood

Ion curr, she gots money to waste.

Genevieve, I like that name. Ryan for a girl is different but me like. It doesn’t fit trim sexy petit MoD though. I like Carmelita & Taylor even if they blog lies.

My name is Sha-Keisha no R dammit
luVn_liFe…

I so doubt it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Its Cheaters for the regulars. Whas your angle.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

HELLO Loving Life. I used to know you..
luVn_liFe…

B, u IGnori’N Meh??
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I so doubt it
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Dat port. As the youth say.
luVn_liFe…

Loving life
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

LIES. Untruth! What I didnt do?
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

LMAO… Im in a mtg Luvie sheesh… IDK why I thought you was on this email.
luVn_liFe…

B

How R u & the kinky edges *gabbylipquiver:
EYE Missedt yew
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

oh. okay.
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So she hired a spy but WE managed to find out about it? Oh ok. Thats perfectly logical
iWasteTime

We getting that joint album!

Errytime Jay “cheat” or there is “trouble in paradise” they hit is with something goodt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Genevieve, I like that name.
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Thank you Ever since I typed it, I’ve been seeing Buick ads. They think I’m a senior citizen
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Luvie
luVn_liFe…

Im phone posting, this blows
iWasteTime

So she hired a spy but WE managed to find out about it? Oh ok. Thats perfectly logical
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shhhhh jay-z don’t know
MisUnderstood

Wut tryna see if her cooch cooch can handle an air raid can?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Luvie I was just talking about you yesterday. I was saying I need to fire up the sewing machine and make some cute skirts.

What have you created lately?
luVn_liFe…

User Buttah
UF u stoopidt Girl
MisUnderstood

So lol future Genevieve gonna be called Geneva? Which I also like.
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Wait u got a hyphen in yo name MisU? no wonder u act like that. Thats the frosting on a ghetto cake

Disclaimer—-I can say that cuz my name is “swahili”
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SharkDashKeisha
MisUnderstood

I know KiMi real name is Keya & her demon child is Jordan. I know Nakeya & baby Julianna real names too cuz I-s be a road scarlow
iWasteTime

Oh we gotta speak to her first :eyeroll: … tuh

Hi Mi Amiga
luVn_liFe…

Nothing Butta and it gives me the SADS
Ive been busy its not funny.
ImA have to go to part time and find me some ME TIME
bama_n_jersey

@User why you tell them *hiccup* my naaammmmeeee. I go by “P” though
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

So she hired a spy but WE managed to find out about it? Oh ok. Thats perfectly logical
_____________________________

I swear I was sittin here like
you just gotta
luVn_liFe…

cut the shyte Waste
Im phone posting.
MisUnderstood

Tuh it’s Sha-Keisha, yes spellted just like that & what? TUH! My dauter is Rhy’ana
kamadiva

Where WhoDat??? I had a meeting and was trying to catch up on the posts and comments…..can I get a re-cap please? You can leave the ghetto child names/Garden regulars out…I think I got the jest (or is it jist) of that convo. I’m good!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

B

How R u & the kinky edges *gabbylipquiver:
EYE Missedt yew
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I am well. My edges is on curl.. but dey there!
How is you settling in the gig? I been thinking bout you something cray! Us (me, bump dem) dont know ju no mores..
WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

<— I really wish I could show you what the prollem iz! Look at his hands around that phone..now imagine the pick with his hands around his ish and still having room for his other hand and still have some sticking out.. <—reviewing last will and testamyant
bama_n_jersey

SharkDashKeisha

but real talk, My MIL (used to be a teacher) once told me that it was a girl whose name had the “dash” spelled out in it.
iWasteTime

Amiga
You know I gotta phuck with ya!
MisUnderstood

Bama, you’re name is what nah? My name is Shakeisha
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

We getting that joint album!
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Why is my doorter teacher trying to facetime me Ms. Jenkins betta gone.
The Pearl!

@WUT downstairs gettin stabbed thoo the hoort with a long, sharb sword!!!! Rump Shaka!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

Luvie!
http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

I know KiMi real name is Keya & her demon child is Jordan
__________________________
Its Kierra
MisUnderstood

Wutz send me the pic MisUnderstood at g to da mail. You know, so I can be able to identify what killed you when the police ask
iWasteTime

Wut!
Get that man of da interwebs
the lurkers gonna be on a mission
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

So lol future Genevieve gonna be called Geneva?
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She’ll be Genevieve, III. I don’t know what her middle name will be. Lil Butter says Bri I told Honey Dip he can choose.
WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

The Pearl! says:

@WUT downstairs gettin stabbed thoo the hoort with a long, sharb sword!!!! Rump Shaka!!
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Pearl…look at his hands in this pic… he wrapped his hands around it and it was some still sticking out!
MisUnderstood

Kimi shhhhh that was between us
The Pearl!

OKAY, Shakeisha! Settle down! :hugs:
WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

MisUnderstood says:

Wutz send me the pic MisUnderstood at g to da mail. You know, so I can be able to identify what killed you when the police ask
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bama_n_jersey

@MisU…User said errbody know my name is Peach Nehi…she just gell-ous because my momma brought me bout 9 cases from Bama. I can share a case with you @User…just one though
iWasteTime

Cc me WUt
iwastetimez where real gs mail
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ImA have to go to part time and find me some ME TIME

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all the other mexicans gonna jump you! You outchea just throwing away good american jobs
WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

iWasteTime says:

Wut!
Get that man of da interwebs
the lurkers gonna be on a mission
—————-
True
MisUnderstood

If I get it I’ll share iWaste, maybe
The Pearl!

@Butter. We both seem to listen to the TJMS. I’ve been listening for YEARS and YEARS. I’m FINALLY getting a bit tired of it, don’t know about you. The Huggy Low-Down segment where he discusses the TV shows, I can do without. And some more stuff…it’s just getting a bit stale and then he scrambles around (well, his staff) and produces a whole show pertaining to current events important to our community and I can’t quite find another show to replace ole Tom n nem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Nothing Butta and it gives me the SADS
Ive been busy its not funny.
ImA have to go to part time and find me some ME TIME
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That makes me sad too.
MisUnderstood

@User, all the messicans gonna jump you
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Bama dont play. I will be outside yo house after work bout them Nehis
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

*calls Beyoncé folk* yeah, dis B? listen Linda, WUT is right here on SR creepin w/Jay!!!!!
MissHarlem

Yea so anyway
The Pearl!

User Friendly says:

SharkDashKeisha
*********
Oh, Jesus wept!
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I told Honey Dip he can choose.
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So thoughtful

my daughters father had names already picked out but evrrybody know that dads name sons & moms name daughters. I went waaaay off course from what he chose but technically she is named after him

…..except not really
WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You says:

*calls Beyoncé folk* yeah, dis B? listen Linda, WUT is right here on SR creepin w/Jay!!!!!
—————-
Him no look liayak Sir Camel…
MissHarlem

All this time I thought yall was playing with sharkeisha/shakeisha Welp that name ain’t held you back so *Ye shrug*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

this pic of Bey. She look so purty
The Pearl!

MissU’s fancy! dashes and apostrophes all UP and THRU her household!
The Pearl!

*gist
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Well he knows now She should have just hired Karlie Redd .. DUH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

We both seem to listen to the TJMS.
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I didn’t start listening to it until I moved to the Midwest. Before that it was Frank and Wanda in the morning A lot of times, I listen to a song on Sirius during Huggy’s commentary. I look forward to the little known black history fact more than anything.
iWasteTime

dads name sons & moms name daughters
———–
I named my son.
My first son was always gonna have that name, I just happened to marry a man with the same name We have a girl name too. She gonna be named after our mommas; poor baby. My momma name is Mexican and my MIL (rest her soul) is named after a type of fruit
sassyshe

See how much Bodyguard spying worked out for Mariah…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

My mama said she had a name picked out for me (Casey). Said she saw me and saw me and was like nope, V.itis! Skrong
iWasteTime

Well he knows now She should have just hired Karlie Redd .. DUH
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What Sheeda call her “snoop doggy dog”
MisUnderstood

Iwaste dauter gonna be named Aracelis prune
http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

Michael Kors keep sending me magazines tryna make me spend money on these shoes
WhoDat

Its Cheaters for the regulars
^^^^^^^^
Or Sprint Family Locator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

she is named after him
…..except not really
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I’m leaving early today shewt … I need to hit the grocery store and the yangs yangs … Need to get my daughter some shampoo and some more head bands Homemade burgers is on the menu this evening

what’t the topic
sassyshe

iWasteTime says:

dads name sons & moms name daughters
———–
I named my son.
My first son was always gonna have that name, I just happened to marry a man with the same name We have a girl name too. She gonna be named after our mommas; poor baby. My momma name is Mexican and my MIL (rest her soul) is named after a type of fruit
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I named my baby. For years his dad had his name picked out but when he slutted around and bore side kids he lost that right. Well I was willing to compromise on a different middle name but he wanted to play hard ball so his opinion got eliminated
The Pearl!

furiously making a free email account so I kin git the dyck pic, too!
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

Dr to 6feet: How she die?
6feet: On toppa meh!

& Wut in the bed with her Timbs on
iWasteTime

Iwaste dauter gonna be named Aracelis prune
—————–

Shut up

That or she gonna have 3 names.
The female version of her daddy and our mommas names
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

evrrybody know that dads name sons & moms name daughters.
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If we end up having another boy, his name will be Asher. Again, Honey Dip can choose the middle name
MisUnderstood

My household is wes got -s & ‘s & ias & double vowels & ish I go by Sha-Sha & don’t forget the – in the nickname either
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KiMi0414 says:

Michael Kors keep sending me magazines tryna make me spend money on these shoes
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I need to get me a nice set of luggage ….. I’m not a Michael Kors fan though
WhoDat

It dont say NOTHING about Karlie being a private investigator on her fawkin Wiki page. FIRST thing I thought about last night Rasheeda brung that fawk ish up. :stop:

Karlie Redd (born April 15, 1927 in New York, NY) is an octogenarian Trinidadian sandwich artist, dancer, model and silent film actress. She started her career at the age of 12, working as a cigarette girl in Harlem’s famed Cotton Club. She was rumored to have been romantically involved with Cab Calloway and later, Duke Ellington, supposedly in an effort to get her singing career started. By the age of 16, she had made dozens of appearances as a model, in radio commercials and films. She traveled with the prestigious Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater and earned her keep sweeping the tour bus. She rose to fame in 1951 appearing in a non-speaking role on CBS’s controversial sitcom Amos ‘n’ Andy. She has been in numerous magazines modeling including The Negro Digest.
http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

We couldn’t decide on a name so my son got all four. Yes. He he has three middle names and a first name.
MisUnderstood

What is a Trinidadian sandwich?
WhoDat

Jenie. Jenie. Jenie. I was too busy earlier defending nigga names when you spoke to me hunny
kamadiva

@Pearl – …thanks!!!! *gist*

Yall giving out baby names…or ya real names???? A rose has my gubment as part of their name. Manchild’s name means Black God…LilDiva was named after my great-grandmother and is a city.
The Pearl!

iWaste’s MIL (rest her soul) is the original Apple. Take that Gwyneth Paltrow – ole fake copy-cat ass.
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

I like Carmelita & Taylor even if they blog lies.
__________________
Thank you. I think Taylor fits me me? No?
@WUT I missed the picture. ION need a dack on the phone so.. put it back up on here No for real
MissHarlem

A sandwich made in Trinidad. Says this Trini
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

My mama said she had a name picked out for me (Casey). Said she saw me and saw me and was like nope, V.itis! Skrong
_________________

All the sexy girls got V names…
WhoDat

She an 80 plus year old Trini sandwich ARTIST @Mis. Mean her azz work at the Subway in betwix seasons.
MisUnderstood

KiMi baby name is Jordan Tyrone Jose Dwayne Ali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Dubb and that Karlie Redd wiki entry :crying1: The Negro Digest
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Naming babies fore they come is not for the superstitious. Imma set out.
The Pearl!

:fistbump: Got it, Sha-Sha!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I saw them hands @Wut. God blesst you. Cause he blessed him, im shure.
iWasteTime

Thank you. I think Taylor fits me me? No?
—————-
sit cho azz down!

I used to love my name; now people ask me how is it spelled.
How it’s always been spelled
WhoDat

On topic here…well kinda…who heah recalls when DC first came out and folks DRAGGED the damn LIFE out of Beyonce saying…her name was ghetto. UNTIL…it came out that it was a variation of her family name? Nobody? Me neither.
MisUnderstood

Kama is your daughter name Indiana? That’s my mom name
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WhoDat says:

Jenie. Jenie. Jenie. I was too busy earlier defending nigga names when you spoke to me hunny
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chile Hey bew
kamadiva

Big dycks are the devil….
The Pearl!

WhoDat says:

Jenie. Jenie. Jenie. I was too busy earlier defending nigga names when you spoke to me hunny
*****
See? Dis only ONE reason why I lubbs you Dub!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

later, Duke Ellington, supposedly in an effort to get her singing career started.
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This the part I hate most. :eyeroll: … :crying1:

LMMFAOOOO Everytime I read that chit.
The Pearl!

:hugs: @Kama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

All the sexy girls got V names…

*********

(s/n Take Take said she seent me lick you up back in her lurker days and thought I was full time bulldagger. Was when I came in talmabout hopping on some dack so basically now she wants me )
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You guys have a good evening I’m about to see if I sneak up out of here without being notice
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

WhoDat says:

On topic here…well kinda…who heah recalls when DC first came out and folks DRAGGED the damn LIFE out of Beyonce saying…her name was ghetto. UNTIL…it came out that it was a variation of her family name? Nobody? Me neither
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

People sayin she know daggone well it’s Bianca!
The Pearl!

All the sexy girls got V names…
*
For Vagina? No? Oh! I been spending a LOT of time in the today
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kamadiva says:

Big dycks are the devil….
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That roast beef curtain devil
MisUnderstood

@Dub, subwAy gotcha. I member beyonce being called ghetto. My niece with the Haitian mom is name solanghe. It means something but ion member what
MissHarlem
WhoDat

Got it, Sha-Sha
^^^^^^^^^^
Who else here got my name???
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

On topic here…well kinda…who heah recalls when DC first came out and folks DRAGGED the damn LIFE out of Beyonce saying…her name was ghetto. UNTIL…it came out that it was a variation of her family name? Nobody? Me neither.
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:eyeroll: Im here for it Dubb.

Natch. Thats why I spoke on the La’Beyonce name. I know a Beyonce who need a nicname but that aint for me to be all on She is a lovely girl.

Im sure Tina lighter family was like :stank face: even tho its a fmily name cause her granny was Agnes (SAFE name) and imagine how the Texas teachers butchered Beyonce. Hell Bey barely can say it.
http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

Jordan Tyrone Jose Dwayne Ali
__________________
The sad thing is his name is like this but more syllables. We hyphenated names that don’t even go together. Poor baby still can’t pronounce his whole name.
kamadiva

@MisU or Sha-Sha: Nope…it’s Savannah.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

My first son was always gonna have that name, I just happened to marry a man with the same name
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*sniffle*
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Baby name gone be ashy?
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

I like Carmelita & Taylor even if they blog lies.
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oh so my middle name aint good enough huh

Thats ok Screw likes my middle name even though I can’t catch his azz in the Garden no mo
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Was when I came in talmabout hopping on some dack so basically now she wants me )
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Bwahahahahahahaha
whitty hutton

I didn’t @dub. I knew the origin when I first saw Beyonce…figured it was a take on Beyince.
kamadiva

@Pearl – the not fancy, quick and easy chicken chili recipe won 1st place at a Relay for Life fundraiser at work… er’body keeps raving about it and I am like…it is NO work…really…none at all!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

I need to hit the grocery store and the yangs yangs
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“yangs yangs” …that’s races :crying1:
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

All the sexy girls got V names…

(s/n Take Take said she seent me lick you up back in her lurker days and thought I was full time bulldagger. Was when I came in talmabout hopping on some dack so basically now she wants me
______________
what they say about folks with my initial Folks whose name starts with a T (looks at Waste in the face unabashedly)
and yes i did think she was a bull dagger always with that tongue out. i was like least she ain’t scared to be her true self :wails:
SOTHERNGRL

@Pearl I know you was talking to @butter but i also listen to the TJMS. As I stated last week. I the show BUT Jackie Reed azz and her Inside Her Story segments I can do without. The chit be boring, sad or just down right de-damn-pressing. I say bring back MyraJ and the tips for the single Mom, chit bring byke MsDupree and her numbers do something but Jackie needs to go. IMO
The Pearl!

Dammit, MisU,,,,Kama said a CITY! Here you come namin off states. Kama, is it Alexandria? I act like I’m TRYNTA get my ass whooped up in the GArden today, huh? lemme go to the for the rest of the DAY!
MisUnderstood

Savannah is purty name. Dub my name is Sha-Keisha lovingly called Sha-Sha. Is that your name too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

if Dub post Karli wiki page one more time…and then gone call herself ‘correcting’ folk?! :crying1: I’m unable…
SOTHERNGRL

Carmelita
***********
Went to HS with a Carmelita but we said Commalita. Country tongues dont work like everybody else.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

LilDiva was named after my great-grandmother and is a city.

+

is your daughter name Indiana?

=

Me mouthing out cities and states and then

Gone MisU. I love Geography. Fukked me up for a sec.
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How long since wut last post? She den fugged that man already aint it?

Im going to lunch with her tomorrow. She always bring dyck back in her doggy bag.
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

LuvBug
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Dammit, MisU,,,,Kama said a CITY! Here you come namin off states. Kama, is it Alexandria? I act like I’m TRYNTA get my ass whooped up in the GArden today, huh? lemme go to the for the rest of the DAY!

________

WE HERE PEARL #133
MisUnderstood

@pearl I was excited to leArn someone had my mama name but she said it wasn’t Indiana
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

Thank you. I think Taylor fits me me? No?
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This nut
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Me mouthing out cities and states and then
________________
Mis U in school
Teacher: Name the capital of New York
MIS U: N…. CAPITAL N
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

what they say about folks with my initial Folks whose name starts with a T (looks at Waste in the face unabashedly)
and yes i did think she was a bull dagger always with that tongue out. i was like least she ain’t scared to be her true self
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IDK!! Imma have to ask @man. He the one got me on that Vee rule. Every since I been looking for an ugly Vee just to fugg him up. #petty

*looks dead square @UFO* BE.QUIET.
The Pearl!

WhoDat says:

Got it, Sha-Sha
^^^^^^^^^^
Who else here got my name???
******
Shakeisha up top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

I just happened to marry a man with the same name ?

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Ain’t yall like preschool sweethearts tho. You just took that quick break to browse around YT Town and Jeterville, but went on back to your elementary boyfriend
MisUnderstood

Y’all leave me alone I is schmark
WhoDat

Dub my name is Sha-Keisha lovingly called Sha-Sha. Is that your name too
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Shantavious Shaquanisha Jankins I told yall earlier. Sha-Sha for short. I put SS Jankins on my resume…they be thinking I am a battleship and chit.

I cant help what folks think. I am living life as MY TRUE SELF (Bruce Jenner/Kanye West/”Her”).
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Im going to lunch with her tomorrow. She always bring dyck back in her doggy bag.

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WUT WHERE THE FUKK YOU WORK. I’m token, hireable and I got reciepts. :wave:
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

I see you beautiful ladies wearing your glorious natural hair in your profile pics. #TeamRealHair
MisUnderstood

@Taken it’s not N, it’s NY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Folks whose name starts with a T (looks at Waste in the face unabashedly)

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UFO said they look like wives
kamadiva

@Nef and Pearl – yall hilarious!!!!!

@Taken – thanks for your re-cap on LHHATL…I don’t watch the show but love your recaps…very funny!!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Chile dont ever inquire bout a trade in online these Volkswagen folks done rang my Damn phone on da Damn… Hook
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

I said “Ay, Grammy, the blog said I don’t look like a Ryan.” My grammy “Well you’re the only Ryan I know so you look like one to me. I always liked the name Kristen though.” Random old woman
The Pearl!

kamadiva says:

@Pearl – the not fancy, quick and easy chicken chili recipe won 1st place at a Relay for Life fundraiser at work… er’body keeps raving about it and I am like…it is NO work…really…none at all!!!
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Girl, that is some damned goodt chili! First time I’ve ever cooked or eaten white chicken chili and we have a No Need to Look No Further (Sing it when you say it like Luther V)
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Well since I didn’t get to see the @WUT picture I am going to go ahead and be petty. I THINK SHE LYING. *BOOM DYNAMITE HANDS* I think she went to SPENCERS and got one of them family photo wallets..except these got dacks and stuff in them… and she got enough for 365 days of the year. She on Memorial Day Dack today cause she trying to show off
The Pearl!

MisUnderstood says:

@pearl I was excited to leArn someone had my mama name but she said it wasn’t Indiana
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Cuz she was too nice to say it weren’t a whole entire STATE.
MisUnderstood

@Dub, I thought you were joking with the SS. That’s your name frfr? We is life sistas Sha-Sha says heeeyyy Sha-Sha :fistbump:
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Went to HS with a Carmelita but we said Commalita. Country tongues dont work like everybody else.
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Sothern. I sweartergawd in my mind you like from Bainbridge or Columbus County somewhere…!!!

Southern GA has my fave country twang
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Finna put my picture up so mf can tell me I don’t look like a Taylor. Ya’ll got me messed up talking about a wife …TUH…. Finna show all whole and too…. No puzzle pieces. HAAAAAAANNNN
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

I missed a peen gravi?
kamadiva

@Pearl – they have another fundraiser – Bake Contest. I make a NO-BAKe Key Lime pie…I may do that…see what I get!
kamadiva

Wut needs to post it on #Ebony
MisUnderstood

@Pearl gwan nah
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@SR What profile pictures?? That isn’t Pearl :stop:
Can you see me I mean my hair is up today in a natural poof but *shakes head byke and forth* it is still soft.
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot
The Pearl!

SOTHERNGRL says:

@Pearl I know you was talking to @butter but i also listen to the TJMS. As I stated last week. I the show BUT Jackie Reed azz and her Inside Her Story segments I can do without. The chit be boring, sad or just down right de-damn-pressing. I say bring back MyraJ and the tips for the single Mom, chit bring byke MsDupree and her numbers do something but Jackie needs to go. IMO
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Hey, Sothern! :hugs: I HATE-HATE-HATE Sherri Shephard and have to stop myself every damned Thursday from texting in…I’ve already implored him to FIX IT, TOM!!! Sherri is NOT the answer. See how he likes to help the downtrodden, the devoid of spirit, the poorly shapen? He is a saint!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I said “Ay, Grammy, the blog said I don’t look like a Ryan.” My grammy “Well you’re the only Ryan I know so you look like one to me. I always liked the name Kristen though.” Random old woman

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LMBO.. you think its random.. tuh.

All the Ryan girls I know are white. But they out there. My fave was in middle school.. she was a wigger? Cept we didnt know what wiggers was yet. Terrible.
kamadiva

Carmelita isn’t pronounced CommA-lita??

<—-from ATL..shawty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

No puzzle pieces.

And

(Bruce Jenner/Kanye West/”Her”).**********
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:crying1: :cryin1:
whitty hutton

U don’t see gravis…who show in off they natcha?
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I shouldve put my edges up to day since we celebrate! :woot:
The Pearl!

Carmelita
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Went to HS with a Carmelita but we said Commalita. Country tongues dont work like everybody else.
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You misspelled CommaDashLeeda, Sothern!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Wait, WUT really sending out dack pics?!?! Vdotitis at g-man
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

I put SS Jankins on my resume…they be thinking I am a battleship and chit
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I told yall…. all of our azz iz touched
kamadiva

I use to listen to Tom, just for the way he likes to keep us informed, but something has been missing from the show for a little over a year (maybe 2) now…. he could bring Roland or Jeff back, get rid of Don….Sherri and Huggy can fall in a hole.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Carmelita isn’t pronounced CommA-lita??

<—-from ATL..shawty

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Kama I hollered!

Lordt. Thats my otha fave accent. ATLiens. Aye foe-ka. <–Hey Folk.
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@Taken – thanks for your re-cap on LHHATL…I don’t watch the show but love your recaps…very funny!!!
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:hugs:
@MOD me and you both missed it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

V.itis! Skrong
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All the sexy girls got V names…
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why thank you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Naming babies fore they come is not for the superstitious. Imma set out.
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I fell in love with Lil Butter’s name when I was 12.
WhoDat

Went to HS with a Carmelita but we said Commalita. Country tongues dont work like everybody else.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ex husband is Derrick. Everybody in Bama though? Calls him Dirk. I AINT LYING. Dub10 when she was like 3….was like THAT aint my daddy name. Pure was clapping out both syllables. To her uncle (his brother). :crying1:
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

who show in off they natcha?
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“natcha” I swear, that’s how my momma says it
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the poorly shapen?
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Gettn to where I cant stann yall.. lmboo
The Pearl!

She always bring dyck back in her doggy bag.
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DAT doggie bag gon’ be shaped like a big-ass Dachshund
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I fell in love with Lil Butter’s name when I was 12.
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I still have 6 names left B. I had names for all my kids but 6 (rem I wanted twelve). Ooh chile. Chirren be cray.
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

@kama, Jeff does Rickey Smiley now
SOTHERNGRL

Folks whose name starts with a T (looks at Waste in the face unabashedly)
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UFO said they look like wives
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Awwww Shucks thanks
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Calls him Dirk
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I LOVE MY PEEPAH….CRINE.. LMAOOOO We gotta Dirk toio! ANd thats how its said.
kamadiva

I know someone named Henri (French for Henry), but his down south mother pronounces it Un-Ray!
whitty hutton

Cheryl is pronounced “Shirl” by my folks in Pittsburgh. All my fam from Pittsburgh sound funny to me but call us country.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

both missed it
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Misconduct. Was goodt..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

How about DF told me how he thought I’d be and how I actually was were so different. In his mind I was going to be super loud and extra with an attitude. He based it all on my name and being from NY. He said he was surprised, pleasantly, that I’m not that way. I said “Well I thought you were slow and gay. I’m glad I was wrong too.”
whitty hutton

@feline
I jess can’t say natural when I’m talmbout my naps…natcha rolls off the tongue better.
MisUnderstood

Dub3 said get it right! It’s De *clap hands* Ri *clap hands* ck *clap hands*
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That isn’t Pearl
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You is so …DUM. Is your son saying that yet? Bigs like to teach lils “DUMB” and Lils be using it.
kamadiva

My gubment name ain’t meant for a grandma…that is why my grands (if I’m blessed) will call me Sugar!
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Awwww Shucks thanks
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:whispers: Well what if they saying they name start with a T and it don’t.. then they don’t look like wives? They look like sides?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

He based it all on my name and being from NY. He said he was surprised, pleasantly, that I’m not that way. I said “Well I thought you were slow and gay. I’m glad I was wrong too.”

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where yall meet? Soulswipe? They say Big Sean on there after ponytail gal dropped him
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

Nef she had 10 children, she had her chance for a Kristen
The Pearl!

@MisU — I’s alretty gone

I’M BECK! Kama, feel free to post the no-bake key lime recipe!
MisUnderstood

@MoD
SOTHERNGRL

Sothern. I sweartergawd in my mind you like from Bainbridge or Columbus County somewhere…!!!
Southern GA has my fave country twang
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@OTB full disclosure. My cousin called here one day looking for my aunt. I answer the phone tell her she aint here. This is your cousin. Her: I thought that was you sounding like a po azz yt woman.She aint have to do me like that I cant help the way I sound.
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Vivica fox, Veronica Webb? I guess.

My baby middle name starts with a V. She cute.

lemme post pic of us trying (and failing) to do kissy face duck lips
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“Well I thought you were slow and gay. I’m glad I was wrong too.”
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LMMFAOOOOOO Tact!!! Please. You did add a nicety on the end tho..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Baby name gone be ashy?
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It means happy, blessed, fortunate one
The Pearl!

That isn’t Pearl :stop:
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how can anyone EVER hate yew?? Now, git!
iWasteTime

MOD
How granny and 3 doing?
What they plottin on today?
How them others take it ?
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

My gubment name ain’t meant for a grandma…that is why my grands (if I’m blessed) will call me Sugar!
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Oh hail nah. You gotta tell us now.

I share a first and last name with a football player. So everytime I meet a guy I have to hear the joke.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

Im going to lunch with her tomorrow. She always bring dyck back in her doggy bag.
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MisUnderstood

I went desktop view so I can see y’all pics & they is purty. Almost makes me wanna post mine
http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

Pops in to say afternoon and stuff Hope all hearts and minds are clear!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

LilDiva was named after my great-grandmother and is a city.
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is your daughter name Indiana?
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Me mouthing out cities and states and then
Gone MisU. I love Geography. Fukked me up for a sec.
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The Pearl!

And I miss Dominique…she went from every other day to just Wednesday to not at all and now they have Gary Owen. I like Gary, but I’mma need for my regulars to be blyke. I’m races
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Vivica fox, Veronica Webb? I guess.

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I thought you was gonna brang up Viola. Your baby is pretty. Is she small? She look small. Not mal small. Petite small. My gal is big.
MisUnderstood

Otb/Nef gov name is Ray Rice
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@FREN no my son is using WHOLE sentences. He talks better than his sister only because when she gets excited she stutters But she gets it from her daddy. I be on the phone with him sometimes and if he gets distracted her will repeat the same word over and over again. I be like ugh you (I am CRINE writing this) were talking to XYZ and what happened??????!! He will get pissed off and be like hey you ain’t got to rush me like that. I be like MAYNE FOCUS wrap that ish up yo! She does the same thing. But yea the boy speaks like me and will be like It’s dark outside it is berry berry scary. The other day his oldest sis snuck one of his snick snacks and he was hot! He was like _________ that’s not right you not supposed to eat my aminal cracker.. you need to Apollo gize to me ..that doesn’t make annnny sense!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

sounding like a po azz yt woman
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LMMFAOOO Cause I know this sound LMAOOO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

kamadiva says:

@Pearl – the not fancy, quick and easy chicken chili recipe won 1st place at a Relay for Life fundraiser at work… er’body keeps raving about it and I am like…it is NO work…really…none at all!!!
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Girl, that is some damned goodt chili! First time I’ve ever cooked or eaten white chicken chili and we have a No Need to Look No Further (Sing it when you say it like Luther V)
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waits for somebody to post the recipe :wait:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

Time how about no one even realized she hadn’t come home until 11 last night? She told the aunt she lives with she’s on vacation at my house and will come back if she feels like it and then hung up on her.
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Otb/Nef gov name is Ray Rice
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BOL!!!! Good one MisU.
DYmondgurl

Otb/Nef gov name is Ray Rice
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swear I was like Mick vick

Whom ever said they deddy a henri
whitty hutton

Warren Sapp?
iWasteTime

Ain’t yall like preschool sweethearts tho. You just took that quick break to browse around YT Town and Jeterville, but went on back to your elementary boyfriend
——————–
Love and hate you
Something like that though, they name real popular

Anyone — Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
Action, pack guns, ridiculous
And I’m, quick to bust, if my ends you touch
Kids or girl you touch, in this world I clutch
MisUnderstood

DeSeana Jackson? Timma Tebow? Marketa Sanchez?
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

you need to Apollo gize to me ..
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:crying1: :crying1:
The Pearl!

Cheryl is pronounced “Shirl”
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Don’t axe me how I know dis de trufe
kamadiva

@Pearl – NoBake Keylime Pie

1 (12oz) can sweet condensed milk
1 pint vanilla ice cream
1 cup fresh squeezed lime juice
lime zest
pre-made graham cracker crust (or make your own)
Whipped Cream (optional)

Mix milk, ice cream, lime juice and lime zest together until well blended and smooth (no mixer needed, use spoon)

Pour in pie crust; freeze for 6-8 hours; top with whipped cream and serve cold.
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Nef: Yeah she little. Was a 5 pounder. I told her she better suck up this milk so we could go home. U know the hospital try to keep u if they “too small” :eyeroll:

Not on my watch!
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

I share a first and last name with a football player. So everytime I meet a guy I have to hear the joke.
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SHOLL IS
and is we joking about these gravies?? SWEAERGAWD I am refreshing like
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Warren Sapp?
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DEAD ON THE FLOO’

I watched his police tape? LMAOOO Warren Sapp dont like no chit talking hoojers. Thats could be me.
The Pearl!

“Well I thought you were slow and gay. I’m glad I was wrong too.”
((((((((((((((((
DAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAM!
SOTHERNGRL

Awwww Shucks thanks
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:whispers: Well what if they saying they name start with a T and it don’t.. then they don’t look like wives? They look like sides?
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@Take why must you be so ignant
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

Am I seeing adult jellies? :crying1:
whitty hutton

My dad stuttered and my mom would get irritated and finish his sentences/thoughts. Shyt was funny as hell. He couldn’t say “airport” for shyt…always got stuck on “aiiiirrr…aiiirrr…” mom’s would be like “AIRPORT dammit!”
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Marketa
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I cannot stand you. Ive been looking for my friend Marquita since FOREVER. She was 12..having a baby? When I was going to the UNWED mudders school. But was one of the oldest souls I had ever met. I dont know what happ’d to her. I hope she well. *puts it in the air*
WhoDat

Who named Richard Sherman?
Ron Mexico?
iWasteTime

MOD
that is a shame!
You did good.
I told my momma about what you did.
She said Time Jr gonna do the same for her NOT my selfish child !
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Is somebody gone give me the secret link to the gravies @SR is looking at? OMG… Am I on the outside looking in? Is there a higher level of Rose?? A Rose’ ????? I’mma post my eye….I heard I got sexy eyes lemme know what my name is :crying1: Hold on let me crop
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~~AND THEN…! And then they Jellies WITH a heel. :eyeroll: I refuse to address em!~~
whitty hutton

@otb…I watched that vid twice. That nigga lost it! U kno the cops was watchin ass on the monitor cracking up.
The Pearl!

I share a first and last name with a football player. So everytime I meet a guy I have to hear the joke.
*****
Shannon Sharp that you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Southern GA has my fave country twang
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I will be on the phone with my mom and wear Honey Dip out while he’s sitting next to me. I put him in, and we just ki-ki for about an hour. Each time I say his name, he’s like
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

My dad stuttered and my mom would get irritated and finish his sentences/thoughts. Shyt was funny as hell. He couldn’t say “airport” for shyt…always got stuck on “aiiiirrr…aiiirrr…” mom’s would be like “AIRPORT dammit!”
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This has me
Mr stutters too (and his brother) & I have to finish his sentences
When Feline8 was born, I was like I he doesn’t stutter
SOTHERNGRL

And I miss Dominique…she went from every other day to just Wednesday to not at all and now they have Gary Owen. I like Gary, but I’mma need for my regulars to be blyke. I’m races
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@Pearl the others I can put up with. But that damn Jackie Reed for some reason chafs my damn hide. She make me sick. And she is probably a really nice lady.
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“AIRPORT dammit!”
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LMMFAOOO this and Take story remind me of what my chirren must feel. It be ALL over my face. If you dont hurr’up and spit it out. I know something..

LMAOOO. Imma give my babies individual 30mins talks tonight. CRINE.
MisUnderstood

Shannon Sharp! Did I get it?
DYmondgurl

Cheryl is pronounced “Shirl”
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LMAOOOOOOO Pearly! Meh BFF in grade skool was ‘Shirl’

U brought back zee memories!
The Pearl!

::hugs A.J. We’re trying valiantly to clear our hearts and minds by talking about BBD
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@WHITTY my baby ain’t that bad. He does that if he distracted or is engaged in a heated conversation and he can’t jump in. I be sitting there like he doing double dutch he steady going and and and and and and and I be like NIGGGA JUMP IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who named Richard Sherman?
Ron Mexico?
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Ron I still love you Vick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I still have 6 names left B. I had names for all my kids but 6 (rem I wanted twelve). Ooh chile. Chirren be cray.
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You better get to gettin’
kamadiva

I use to date a guy that stuttered…OMG! But let that Knee-grow be he ain’t stuttering then! I use to love him! OH LORDT…what we did when we was young!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I watched that vid twice. That nigga lost it! U kno the cops was watchin ass on the monitor cracking up.
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It was painful for me WHitty. I used to be a huge Sapp fan. I still am. I was like I got heauxs Sapp. Yeen had to sink to this!

I think he just love nameless, faceless heauxs tho. His type.
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Take i think she just speaking it into existence

Or Sprinkling it into existence one
The Pearl!

@NunC:

kamadiva says:

I have a recipe for the chicken chili..ya’ll can’t tell nobody though! ION like my secrets getting out…especially when I’m charging folx to make it! LOL
Listen carefully:

2-3 chicken breasts
Swanson’s chicken broth (big box one)
2-3 cans Goya or Bush’s Northern or Cannellini beans, drained
1 can Goya Black beans, drained, rinsed and pat dried (optional)
2 packs McCormicks White chili seasoning
pinch or two of crushed red pepper
I season my chicken breasts and marinate for about an hour
I put everything in the crockpot on high for about 2-3 hrs, stirring occasionally.
Remove chicken, shred and return to pot, turn down to warm.
You are good to go…garnish with cheese, chives or scallions, and tortilla chips..or just eat with crackers and/or cornbread!
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Grammy likes her nurse too. We’re going to be good over here. I showed her the house plans and we’re going to ride out to the site tomorrow if she feels up to it. She said “I hope I’m still here to see it finished.” She’s been on me about wedding stuff all day, I showed her all of that stuff too and last night she and DF were discussing how it’s ok for me to get pregnant now since we’re already married
MisUnderstood

@Pearl get out my head yo.

Nite crew *looks around* for 5 minutes I’ll put my real pic up
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

@Take, he be like, wh-wh-wh-what are you talking about?
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Shannon Sharp that you?
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Nawl. :hahha: But that damn gravi look JUST like Sharp right now.
The Pearl!

for MOD’s Granny
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You are good to go…garnish with cheese, chives or scallions, and tortilla chips..or just eat with crackers and/or cornbread!
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Lil lime wedges for the fancy bishes please TIA!!
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Did I get it?
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You got it up thread MisU. You really did.
The Pearl!

Got it, Kama!!! Thanks, hun!
iWasteTime

MOD
I’m gonna ask you every time I remember.
Bless you and hubby heart though! For real!
whitty hutton

@ take
Tell him to take a deep breath when he gets “stuck” and try saying the word again on the exhale.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I showed her all of that stuff too and last night she and DF were discussing how it’s ok for me to get pregnant now since we’re already married
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LIES. The dress. Dont listen at them.
iWasteTime

Neffi
I like your name
kamadiva

Ok..I am out of here people! May font wit yall later! Gotta get LilDiva and maybe take her to Build-A-Bear. She has a gift card that is itching her palms!

But will leave yall with this… My momma messed me up with the name, compared to my sisters. My first name is after a Clint Eastwood movie and middle name is after a mouthwash! Nothing cute about either of them…I use to threaten to get them both changed when I got older, but hey..I’m 42.5 and can’t see changing them!

I tried to give my children decent names they wouldn’t be ashamed of having like me….but ManChild use to say he wished his name was DeAndre! SMH
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@Feline it is maddening. He cannot multi task so let something happen say while he is driving and talking to me. He will be like so I was at the meeting and then lil buddy was like…lil buddy was like…. He was like….. like…..
Me on the other end of the phone LIL BUDDY WAS LIKE WHAT??????????
Him: Dang can you let me get it out you steady rushing me like wtf?
Me: Ain’t nobody rushing you! You been saying like for the last 45 minutes
Him: You know what never mind
Me Don’t be so dramatic what did lil buddy say? Is it the same person that you were telling me about last week
Him: Yea that’s him so yea lil buddy was like………………
(me on the other end zoning out )
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My bestie stutters but steady talking cash shyt :eyeroll:
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Tell him to take a deep breath when he gets “stuck” and try saying the word again on the exhale.
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+1.

My sons both had speech take out. None of my daughters altho they tongue tie and skip words entirely. And then will look you in your face and say “Thats what I said ” when you correct them? Girls. BYE.

Thats when ENglish major mom show up. They dont want these prollems. My son’s therapist gave them a book on James Earl Jones and his journey.. I need to find the title. It is a must have for a HH with impediments.
whitty hutton

@nan
Is that you in your gravi?
The Pearl!

SOTHERNGRL says:

And I miss Dominique…she went from every other day to just Wednesday to not at all and now they have Gary Owen. I like Gary, but I’mma need for my regulars to be blyke. I’m races
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@Pearl the others I can put up with. But that damn Jackie Reed for some reason chafs my damn hide. She make me sick. And she is probably a really nice lady.
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I think Jackie might “get you” cuz she so damned thirsty for a man, yet tries to play it off, but treats her dogs like REAL chirren and most of her segments have to do with either finding a man or being “just as happy” without a man…I SEE THROUGH YOU, MS. REID!
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@ take
Tell him to take a deep breath when he gets “stuck” and try saying the word again on the exhale.
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He only does it when he gets distracted or is trying to engage in a convo where he is trying to jump in He doesn’t do it when he has to d public speaking or anything like that. I would be like BAE…. You want to just work behind the scenes? In the industry he is in he actually has to talk pretty much every day for a living. He uses that mouth piece
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

I come back in and yall still talking about names. And from a quick scan yall shole is dyck thirsty (shout out Mama Peachces), too.

Mannish asses!
iWasteTime

Kamadiva name Josey Scoop
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

Nef that’s EXACTLY what I said! “DO YOU SEE THESE DRESSES !” Kanye voice and everything My uterus is open for business starting at the end of September because IF I get knocked up then it won’t affect anything fitting
The Pearl!

@Dymond, so mannie mannie people get it twisted…I think cuz they wanna say it like Sherman, maybe. Hell! You don’t pronounce Daryl like Durel….Well, lemme shet up. Cuz…
DYmondgurl

Francis Scope
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Deandre is a name of boys that work at the Mac Store

…..but the one in harlem, Antwan of course, told me my son’s name is popular among them too. His dad wanted to name him Darius but my fren vetoed. Said the boy prolly gone already be naturally pretty & not to give him a pretty name to go with it :confused:

My kids real names (in my head) are Isis & Osiris anyway
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I like your name
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Aww shucks! Thx. +1.

I ran into a fool at the gas station the other day. I gotta stop being so nice. Anyway he asks my name and I say and he says, “thats beautiful, never heard it before..”

ok..maybe he dont watch football, thats cool..

But then I realized he had at least, AT THE LEAST , 7 gold chains on and one of them had a Brain charm (Pinky and tHe Brain..)?? I couldnt focus on what else was on the chains cause I realized he also aint have on no shirt and he had on Girbaud ( ) jeans??? No wonder you aint heard my name. Look like you aint heard a damn thang since..IDK.. ’99??? CRYING!!! OMgawd. I need to move!!!
The Pearl!

kamadiva says:

I use to date a guy that stuttered…OMG! But let that Knee-grow be he ain’t stuttering then! I use to love him! OH LORDT…what we did when we was young!
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D-d-d-did he stutter when he was STROKIN’?????
whitty hutton

I was thankin Listerine for the middle name…like Listi from Booty Call.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

Josey Wales Listerine?
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

@ take
Tell him to take a deep breath when he gets “stuck” and try saying the word again on the exhale.
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Mr was in speech therapy for 3 yrs in elementary school & they just said fvck it you can go!
iWasteTime

7 gold chains on and one of them had a Brain charm (Pinky and tHe Brain..)?? I couldnt focus on what else was on the chains cause I realized he also aint have on no shirt and he had on Girbaud ( ) jeans??? No wonder you aint heard my name. Look like you aint heard a damn thang since..IDK.. ’99???
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Geaux home !

He just kept those dungarees?
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

My uterus is open for business
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Proper Lady Ports Management
WhoDat

@OTB…to this DAY my sister maintains Mike Vick’s “DUMB ass brother Marcus” told him the name Ron Mexico was a good idea. :crying1: She be like that was some stupid azz chit
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My gubment name ain’t meant for a grandma…that is why my grands (if I’m blessed) will call me Sugar!
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My gran got a speech impediment (so she say) and the way she says my sons name is downright ridiculous he answer anyway out of respect.

I be like but those letters aint even in it. Where u get that from? (in my head)
MisUnderstood

Kama is Josey Listerine
Gran Scope
Dirtyna Listerine
Jima Scope
Billie Scope
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

hirt and he had on Girbaud
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DYmondgurl

Daryl like Durel
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OMGeee had a Durel in HS, he was a twin, brother had a D name tew

Derwin I thinks …
iWasteTime

D-d-d-did he stutter when he was STROKIN’?????
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BOL!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I’M c-c-c-c-c-cummin’
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Mr was in speech therapy for 3 yrs in elementary school & they just said fvck it you can go!
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The Pearl!

My momma messed me up with the name, compared to my sisters. My first name is after a Clint Eastwood movie and middle name is after a mouthwash!
****8
“Dirty” Harry Listerine, that you? Nite, Kama
WhoDat

And from a quick scan yall shole is dyck thirsty
^^^^^
I ain’t say nothing bout no dack…today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

My bestie stutters but steady talking cash shyt :eyeroll:
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Like Jack Jenkins on Harlem Nights :crying1:
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Geaux home !

He just kept those dungarees?

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:crying1: You know I was peeping his car once I got myself together.. a throwback Lexus with some bowlegged tires and 10inch rims. Look like they should be on a Honda Hatchback with a big Spanish Chulo inside. IM GOING>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

He’s trying to knock me up now though. He keeps getting me in positions I can’t easily disengage from and opening fire…blames it on getting caught in the moment
MisUnderstood

iWaste I hate chew
iWasteTime

throwback Lexus with some bowlegged tires and 10inch rims
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Dude just said phuck a new millennium or that was his chit before he went to the clink I can not!!!
WhoDat

Won’t that Vivica Fox name in Booty Call? Listerine. Listy for short.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

My gran got a speech impediment (so she say) and the way she says my sons name is downright ridiculous he answer anyway out of respect.

I be like but those letters aint even in it. Where u get that from? (in my head)
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I knew I didnt need no mascara today. Tears. She add letters. I live.
iWasteTime

Miss U
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Like Jack Jenkins on Harlem Nights
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CRINE..
MisUnderstood

I toll y’all MoD having a baby. Waiting for @Taken to tell us the sex of her twins.
DYmondgurl

I-I-I-I-I-I-I’M c-c-c-c-c-cummin’
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FAWK!!
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

D-d-d-did he stutter when he was STROKIN’?????
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My sis: I bet he don’t stutter then!
Me: Shole don’t!
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

I-I-I-I-I-I-I’M c-c-c-c-c-cummin’
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who said this?? and whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyy :wails:
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

She be like that was some stupid azz chit
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Its true. I will NEVER defend Mike when this come up. I be like *tap out*

LMAOOO I was a super Vick fan. CHit still am. Wear my Vick #7 like he just suited up in 01.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I be like but those letters aint even in it. Where u get that from? (in my head)
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My niece is named Halle, but my grandma used to call her Hello :crying1: My grannies were some funny folks.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

Lafayette Sarakan? Misty Colgate? Coogan Plax? Joe Kidd Oral-B?
WhoDat

I-I-I-I-I-I-I’M c-c-c-c-c-cummin’
^^^^
this day been epic.
The Pearl!

iWasteTime says:

D-d-d-did he stutter when he was STROKIN’?????
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BOL!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I’M c-c-c-c-c-cummin’
*******
Wh-wh-who-whose i-i-i-is it-t-t-t-t?
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

waiting to see what name they think my eye look like *giggles into hand like LucyLui*
MisUnderstood

It was iWaste *in my tattletell voice* I can’t breathe
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

i got an email that i have left unread cause i ain;t want to deal with it… time sent was 11:26 am.. let me check this before i leave
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

and opening fire…
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Like a kid in a candy store legit just said, “I want some.. :|” forlorn as hell. :rofl Not “yours” MOD but some opened FYRE! Thats hilarious!!!
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

Wh-wh-who-whose i-i-i-is it-t-t-t-t?
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Are you my sis?
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

LMAOOO I was a super Vick fan. CHit still am. Wear my Vick #7 like he just suited up in 01.
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Folks was hating on my when i went to the Falcons game up here with it on. They was like TAKE THAT ISH OUTSIDE YO!! I was like bish i stay here
SOTHERNGRL

Clint Eastwood movie and middle name is after a mouthwash!
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Misty Scope?
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Shole don’t!
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LMFAOOO
iWasteTime

iWasteTime says:
D-d-d-did he stutter when he was STROKIN’?????
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BOL!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I’M c-c-c-c-c-cummin’
*******
Wh-wh-who-whose i-i-i-is it-t-t-t-t?
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W-W-WH-WH-WHA-WHA my n-n-n-aaaaaame
WhoDat

Wh-wh-who-whose i-i-i-is it-t-t-t-t?
^^^
catch yall tomorrow. Jesus fix IT. Fix this blog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

BOL!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I’M c-c-c-c-c-cummin’

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Steady stuttering and cummmin. Stutterin and cumin
The Pearl!

I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired of being PETTY says:

waiting to see what name they think my eye look like *giggles into hand like LucyLui*
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A wife… now git!
iWasteTime

Ya name is B-E-A-UTIFUL
Unshakable

@MOD,

Yay! He in baby making mode! You gone make a pregnancy announcement quicker than Kris can pimp out one of her daughters!

Auntie can we get a pregnant or baby emote? Thank you
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I was like bish i stay here
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We worldwide! And refuse to buy another jersey when we got perfectly good looking Numma Sevens LMAOOOO
SOTHERNGRL

Cheryl is pronounced “Shirl”
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Got a cousin named Cheryl this wanch tried to get fancy when we get to HS talmbout her name Cherrell. Heffa please :rollseyes:
MisUnderstood

Iiiiiiisssssss itittit goo goo goo tttttt *slaps her ass* ttttoooo yyyyyyoooo baby? :crying1:
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

So CHILDISH
The Pearl!

felinelurker says:

Wh-wh-who-whose i-i-i-is it-t-t-t-t?
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Are you my sis?
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Do you pronounce yo sis’ name Cherl?
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Look at Mis Take peeking hey boo

Sandra catfished u tho. Aint nobody posting real gravis
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Got a cousin named Cheryl this wanch tried to get fancy when we get to HS talmbout her name Cherrell.
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http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

Steady stuttering and cummmin. Stutterin and cumin
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Ah smit… that ain’t just my eye furiously replacing :wails: dumb self
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Sandra catfished u tho. Aint nobody posting real gravis
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LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sandra is Petty. Defined.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I WAS WONDERING. I LIKE YO LIPSTICK
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot
The Pearl!

iWasteTime says:

iWasteTime says:
D-d-d-did he stutter when he was STROKIN’?????
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BOL!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I’M c-c-c-c-c-cummin’
*******
Wh-wh-who-whose i-i-i-is it-t-t-t-t?
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W-W-WH-WH-WHA-WHA my n-n-n-aaaaaame
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M-M-M-Mikkkk-ael? See now, nig, you got ME doin it!
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Yup Butta. She dont even care so neither does anybody else. Said she was much worse as a child.
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@U I was trying be funny and just show an eye looking. That was the best picture of an isolated eye I could crop. I didn’t do a good job FAIL on me
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

dumb self
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Said it in my niece voice. One who cant quite talk yet (~2). But in the vain of all hood babies can call you dumb and ask for Juice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

OriOles having a baseball game tomorrow, but it’s not open to the public
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

everybody look away :wails: it’ll be gone in a minute
just keep talking FOH gravatar… u bishu.. that ain’t what i cropped
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

so…… yea like i was saying… them folks was going in on me and my girl about our jerseys..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

OriOles having a baseball game tomorrow, but it’s not open to the public
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Got them sprites shook Is it invitation only?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Sandra catfished u tho. Aint nobody posting real gravis

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iWasteTime

OriOles having a baseball game tomorrow, but it’s not open to the publi
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I heard this.
You seeing the pics of what is really going on.
The cleaning, the gangs and pastors working together to stop chit.
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

@take, part of juicy lip crew too?
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Got a cousin named Cheryl this wanch tried to get fancy when we get to HS talmbout her name Cherrell.
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Friend brother named Leon but we call him Erik (yeah with a K). He said he will allow us to call him Leon if we pronounce it Lay-Ón Like he french or some ish.

So after we got off the floor from laughing we kept calling him Erik or E. He was dead serious too. Had to be bout 15 years ago and every now & again somebody will say Lay Ón and we fall out laughing again he get mad each &every time too
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

Sandra catfished u tho. Aint nobody posting real gravis

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Sandra thought that was Pearl in her gravi talking about natural hair Pearl tell Sandra u dont use sponge rollers
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Newpost up.
SOTHERNGRL

Girbaud
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Saw a guy with these on just yesterday. Sagging all off his azz. His Momma raised him right though because he held the door open for me like a gentleman. #Smallsteps
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@SR cause I WAS REALLY looking for the gravies. She is so childish
Thanks Feline :hugs:
Has anyone seen the video of Ray Lewis going off to the youth in Baltimore about them rioting? While I appreciate him stepping up I was irritated that he kept hollin on the video. I was like nucca :stop: this ain’t the pre-game why are you so aggressive? You talking about not being violent and you look like you bout to knuckle up through my screen. SHAT. Calm down
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Newpost on the house-not-wives
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

Friend brother named Leon but we call him Erik (yeah with a K). He said he will allow us to call him Leon if we pronounce it Lay-Ón Like he french or some ish.
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Chile sitting next to a Deborah but she is fancy too so she is now Dee-bo-rah
SOTHERNGRL

You know I was peeping his car once I got myself together.. a throwback Lexus with some bowlegged tires and 10inch rims. Look like they should be on a Honda Hatchback with a big Spanish Chulo inside.
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If he didnt have the crown air freshner in the byke window he wasnt doing jack chit.
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

Chile sitting next to a Deborah but she is fancy too so she is now Dee-bo-rah
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@Sugar, I was going to post the same! Had a classmate, but at graduation, told the emcee, it’s pronounced Dee-bo-rah. Like chile, for 12 yrs, we been calling you De-bra!
Avi_Marie

I am new to the garden….Much love to all the Roses! I love your blog, Auntie….I have been a fan for years!

Roses!!!
whitty hutton

Leon —-?Lay on…yall ain’t shyt!!