Single ladies everywhere are rejoining.
Yesterday, Star Magazine broke the news that well endowed actor Jon Hamm and his long-suffering girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt have split after 16 years.
16 years is an eternity by Hollywood’s standards!
“The relationship just ran its course,” a source close to the couple told Star magazine. Star notes that the couple haven’t been photographed together since before Jon entered a 30-day rehab program for alcohol abuse in January.
From Dlisted.com:
If you believe the blind items, then you probably think that they broke up, because he has a lot of dick meat to give and wants to share it with the world, and she wasn’t into that. However, Star’s source says that they want different things. Jennifer wants a baby and Jon, who got out of rehab in March, doesn’t. I’m guessing that Jon doesn’t want a baby because he already has to take care of a giant living thing that lives on his crotch, has to be fed fresh mice all the time and snores so loud it wakes him up.
More from Sandrarose.com:
Jon Hamm? Is that the White man they say is hung…For a White man??? Yet try to shame King James, (who obviously twerent warmed up, and could prolly double tap the Uterus when he is?) for they hold Black fellers to a different metric system?? Chile??
Don Draper your meat and potatoes are showing! This is why I hate when hubby wears basketball shorts…then he wonders why all the big guls be given him bedroom eyes.
I see a print. Are there pics of this “snake” that you speak of?
Why ain’t he wearing no draws?
He NEVER does…stay having it swanging.
Jon..please, put the monster away.
“Single ladies everywhere are rejoining.”
Rejoining what??? Weight Watchers? Trynna git into that 2 piece before August, Taint mad at em??
I would buss Jon down!
Put him in a Don Draper suit, give him a sifter and I’ll go to work!
Cause its too big!
Dubb deleted her account. SHe has left the building.
Are you fugging kidding me? NOOOO!
WHET! KNOT agane …
Tell her to come back now. RIGHT NOW!
He NEVER wears underwear. Never. Literally NEVER. I ain’t never seen someone who was so anti-underwear. Every pic you see of this nicka he ain’t go no draws on. Dack always in the front seat. It’s crazy.
I need a DermaRoller.
Any Suggestions?
ME TOO!!! Now he’s a sexy pank toe. With a big dack too? Yea buddy.
hamm supposedly has a hammer. Po lady probably tired of her lady parts being sore.
rejoicing.
They said his dack snores so loud it wakes him up
Jon’s hamm-er no matter how big is still pink YUCK!
Lorenzo…..Brenden.. *pushes you two together and walks off*
Yup. Said she tired of the dumb stuff. It’s the same thing every time. She gone. sigh
yes to bball shorts and the proverbial gray sweats. HEY TI.
Hi??
bye
TI looks like he got a pencil dyke. ION know maybe because he does nothing for me.
Who?
Awww man! I hate to hear that. ?
Remember those big thick pencils? Now CBreezy has that #2 pencil.
She be back!
She can’t quit is for long!
Good gawd!That’s a huge imprint in his pants
A damn gain. I’m just bout tied of this chit. Go get her azz Keya and tell her to get right back here. I aint got time for this chit. @Dub getcho azz byke her woman.
why she leave?
My oh my..is that photoshop’d?!
Clawd ham mercy….the lawd is my shep-ard…he know whut I want! “Whew”
and its still sleep *turns screen due west and opens other eye* Hmph…..
*whispers* Bren, hop on it… errrr, him.
all that stuff with giggles and the twitter thing.
He does nothing for me. Ryan Phillipine though is a sexy beast.
ROFL!!!!! yeen gone at least say you askin ‘for a fren’? LOL!!!!!
I can’t believe she stayed with him 16 years only as a girlfriend…..
No ma’am and that is is sleep!
They had to make him wear draws on Mad Men!
All I need is 15 minutes and I’d change his life!
She didbt leave cause of me.
Me either but he got that HAMMER
nah. there’s a tumbler page that shows a bevy of photos of Jon Hamm wayward schlung hanging about.
Word!
We can tag team…lolol.
I know our cooties are gonna need a break
here you go sugar cause it sound like you need this napkin to wipe that drool off your lip. lol
Exactly what I was thinking.
??????
:daps:
Now that pank meat is a cutie!
I do kinda want to give it a test spin..literally…
Lady bits being blow apart like corn beef hash.
I can’t take it when you say “Hi” ROFL!!!!!!!!
is that you being a ‘coy boi’? whew, my sides! LMAO!!!!!
OK. So I am pro black, but I ain’t bline. Him and Jon Hamm and Bradly Cooper is sexy to me. Jon Hamm know he was sexy as Don Draper. He not so hot in that rental commercial though.
what is the handle
I loves this man.
He was the best part of Bridesmaids to me.
I watched Mad Men…
girl we bout to make a love connection
She didnt? Ok then, tell us, why did she leave?
??????
?
Don’t even engage. Don’t do it.
? put it on ’em make ’em wanna murrrr-reey meh
He wanna wipe a bih dooowwwnnnn…..?
?
COME ON GET THAT WHITE MEAT MISS.
Thanks hun….cause ummmm….
#dead
And where can I find such handle?
This format is disqusTING.
I have a friggin headache from downstairs.
he was such a d*** in bridesmaids.
jonhammswang dot tumblr dot com
still sleep …due west …I hate you so much, ROFL!!!!
I got snot! CRINE.
Jon & Bradly are average white men like tom cruise …do NATHAN for meh lady parts …. nah, ian somerhalder …HE COULD HAVE IT ALLLLLLLL
I couldn’t do it…frfr ???
Thanks boo!
Dub is a big girl. Trust me she didn’t leave because of me. This what the lurkers be saying. Ya’ll act like her bodyguard. She don’t need ya’ll jumping someone every time they mention her name. Just like she left last time….she will be back.
got eeem!
his thang… omg.
yall are SEW dumb! I actually had to creep to the supply cabinet to get a box of Kleenex… I got tears! LMAO!
yall are SEW dumb! I actually had to creep to the supply cabinet to get a box of Kleenex… I got tears! LMAO!
But she from NC and makes BBQ…I wanted to be FRENNNNSS?!?!, Tell her to come back.
But she from NC and makes BBQ…I wanted to be FRENNNNSS?!?!, Tell her to come back.
Chile. I used to lock myself up in my room a binge watch Mad Men on Netflix. That’s a sexy ass white man right there.
Chile. I used to lock myself up in my room a binge watch Mad Men on Netflix. That’s a sexy ass white man right there.
Nope, I’m asking for me. And ion een like pank meat. The only pastel colored meat I can deal with is yella.
Nope, I’m asking for me. And ion een like pank meat. The only pastel colored meat I can deal with is yella.
Thank ya!
Thank ya!
LOL
LOL
Wait, whet?????? What happened????
Wait, whet?????? What happened????
They got black condoms.
They got black condoms.
well that should squash the “she run the blog” convo. she gone and it’s still up, so maybe not, huh?
well that should squash the “she run the blog” convo. she gone and it’s still up, so maybe not, huh?
*missed opportunities* LOL!!!!
*missed opportunities* LOL!!!!
Girl! The blog about to shut down. *files nails*
Girl! The blog about to shut down. *files nails*
WTF????
WTF????
RIGHT!!! I figure this would blow over and I would slide in that email box like an ig hoe and get some BBQ….
RIGHT!!! I figure this would blow over and I would slide in that email box like an ig hoe and get some BBQ….
Is u the one with the Black Rushcard???
Is u the one with the Black Rushcard???
Yuppers.
Yuppers.
you said a bevy! ROFL!
you said a bevy! ROFL!
What Nan …..I bet it curves *turns head to the side* lmao
What Nan …..I bet it curves *turns head to the side* lmao
CRINE.
CRINE.
All I did was go to a 15 min meeting!
All I did was go to a 15 min meeting!
Here we go again…..Gawd.
Here we go again…..Gawd.
Shole do!
Shole do!
please take your hammers and go! LOL! LOL!!!!!!!
(duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…) ROFL!!!!
please take your hammers and go! LOL! LOL!!!!!!!
(duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…) ROFL!!!!
Hi dtts HRU
Hi dtts HRU
My goodness….i can’t believe there are folks that thrive off of drama….like erry’day, they be on some hoe (garden tool SR..don’t ban me) shyt…
*in my Charlie Murphy voice*
These dead horses stay getting beat up in this muthaf**ka….smh
Let.it.go.bruh
?
My goodness….i can’t believe there are folks that thrive off of drama….like erry’day, they be on some hoe (garden tool SR..don’t ban me) shyt…
*in my Charlie Murphy voice*
These dead horses stay getting beat up in this muthaf**ka….smh
Let.it.go.bruh
?
15 mins is 15 hours here..I actually worked today and I’m lost like hell.
15 mins is 15 hours here..I actually worked today and I’m lost like hell.
Chile…go read. I’m done with it. If I say anything to defend her, then I am acting like her bodyguard.
Chile…go read. I’m done with it. If I say anything to defend her, then I am acting like her bodyguard.
Is it u????? What you done did now??? LOL. If it aint you, then please disregard.
Is it u????? What you done did now??? LOL. If it aint you, then please disregard.
lol do you see the meat in the pic Sandra im on the floor again
lol do you see the meat in the pic Sandra im on the floor again
dead horses huh I call it RoadKill
dead horses huh I call it RoadKill
Imma have to get 2 then … one to cover his ugly mug!
Imma have to get 2 then … one to cover his ugly mug!
Smh….
Smh….
Listen aint no DECK pretty to me but I’ll ride it to glory. I don’t have x-ray vision I can’t see whats inside. lol
Listen aint no DECK pretty to me but I’ll ride it to glory. I don’t have x-ray vision I can’t see whats inside. lol
I’m fine Dat. And you? How you bean ? ?
I’m fine Dat. And you? How you bean ? ?
Slides you a chair … blog floor kinda messy right nah
Slides you a chair … blog floor kinda messy right nah
He does look good in a hat and a suit, but…no gracias to Don Draper. She should’ve known after year 3 that it wasn’t gonna happen for them.
He does look good in a hat and a suit, but…no gracias to Don Draper. She should’ve known after year 3 that it wasn’t gonna happen for them.
All this talk…about this mans penis and what we would do to it…*like “finesse” it*
But does he know what to do with all that equipment? Cause ummm….the penis ain’t worth nothin if he don’t know how to put it to good use..
??
All this talk…about this mans penis and what we would do to it…*like “finesse” it*
But does he know what to do with all that equipment? Cause ummm….the penis ain’t worth nothin if he don’t know how to put it to good use..
??
Ok but umma just go texting asking if somebody wanna ride these waves emkay ??
Ok but umma just go texting asking if somebody wanna ride these waves emkay ??
Saying the same shyt
Saying the same shyt
You cool..crazy as hell but cool (lol)…but maybe don’t reply to every comment about the situation, try to move pass it..sometimes by replying to certain comments you instigate things…intentionally or unintentionally.
You cool..crazy as hell but cool (lol)…but maybe don’t reply to every comment about the situation, try to move pass it..sometimes by replying to certain comments you instigate things…intentionally or unintentionally.
Linda hunny i agree dack isnt purdie but that man (his entire bawdy) dries me up! There are other white men I do like tho
Brad Pitt (only after I saw inglorious bastids)
Orlando Bloom
ian somerhalder
paul wesley
Linda hunny i agree dack isnt purdie but that man (his entire bawdy) dries me up! There are other white men I do like tho
Brad Pitt (only after I saw inglorious bastids)
Orlando Bloom
ian somerhalder
paul wesley
Hmmmp he could just lay there if’n he can’t properly move lol
I can make myself make it do WATT it do
Kona
Hmmmp he could just lay there if’n he can’t properly move lol
I can make myself make it do WATT it do
Kona
Im not attracted to him I just need that hammer to put in my purse lmao
Im not attracted to him I just need that hammer to put in my purse lmao
I’m out, yall have a good night
I’m out, yall have a good night
This yt man does absolutely nothing for me, nada.
This yt man does absolutely nothing for me, nada.
Night
Night
done broke up yall home Khaki! after she had claimed her ‘step baby’ and errthang, so sad. keep your head up hun.
done broke up yall home Khaki! after she had claimed her ‘step baby’ and errthang, so sad. keep your head up hun.
Yes, yes and yes again!!
Yes, yes and yes again!!
I love that your name says Got Chill? and you have none…Lol
I love that your name says Got Chill? and you have none…Lol
Yep yep! I know that’s right!! LOL!
On it like you on a horse on “Bonanza” riding into the dang sunset….?
Yep yep! I know that’s right!! LOL!
On it like you on a horse on “Bonanza” riding into the dang sunset….?
ig hoe! lawd, ROFL!!!!
ig hoe! lawd, ROFL!!!!
Matt Bomer and David Beckham ( until I heard his voice) were mine
Matt Bomer and David Beckham ( until I heard his voice) were mine
That’s ok…I’ll take him…
*flips hair* *twirls like kenya*
*skips away*
??
Ha!
That’s ok…I’ll take him…
*flips hair* *twirls like kenya*
*skips away*
??
Ha!
like a Damn porshe with no engine.
like a Damn porshe with no engine.
At least it looks pretty though. #positives
At least it looks pretty though. #positives
Take him far away pls lol
Hide him so he never sees the light of day K
Take him far away pls lol
Hide him so he never sees the light of day K
Nah…I need to feel the vibration of the engine and hit that gas.
Nah…I need to feel the vibration of the engine and hit that gas.
LOL ok. I get it.
LOL ok. I get it.
Now THAT would give me a case of the major sads…?
Now THAT would give me a case of the major sads…?
Tell my boo I said she coulda said goodbye. I’m crying
Tell my boo I said she coulda said goodbye. I’m crying
OMG I said I was out, but why on Tyga IG page the trany is on it talking about some “Pay up or I will release everything” with kissy lpis on it!! lmao. Ok bye *poof*
OMG I said I was out, but why on Tyga IG page the trany is on it talking about some “Pay up or I will release everything” with kissy lpis on it!! lmao. Ok bye *poof*
Or sent me some BBQ.
Or sent me some BBQ.
You know what it looks like? You seen it in real life?
#realquestions
You know what it looks like? You seen it in real life?
#realquestions
Isn’t that extortion? DUMMY
Isn’t that extortion? DUMMY
LOL! ?
LOL! ?
Shiddddddddd, I wish.
Shiddddddddd, I wish.
Dead ?
Dead ?
night Keya! hug for Ju! —>
night Keya! hug for Ju! —>
Its definitely black mail. That’s for sure.
Its definitely black mail. That’s for sure.
Mark Wahlberg or Vin Diesel for me, if we’re puttin’ in orders.
Mark Wahlberg or Vin Diesel for me, if we’re puttin’ in orders.
The Mia Isabella tranny or one of his other trannies?
The Mia Isabella tranny or one of his other trannies?
I mean like what the hell?? Mofo’s saw everybody in here having a good time and just because their piece of shid life is trash they had to come up in here and fuq it up. Like get the fuq on!!
I mean like what the hell?? Mofo’s saw everybody in here having a good time and just because their piece of shid life is trash they had to come up in here and fuq it up. Like get the fuq on!!
Damn he got Trannies in different area codes…
Yeah, apparently there’s a video
I can’t respond to that person because I will go ape shid…. You happy as hell she gon.. GUESS THE FUQ WHAT??? We still ain’t fooling with your azz.
oh, I thought I was all chill, all the time… no? okay
Well endowed? The print I see is long balls with a skinny average flaccid sized peen perched ontop of it. Ugh. He needs some draws on his musty arse nutsack.
I think so and if that the case whale you going to gel nay cause that is illegal
Kourtney has hired movers to move Scott’s shyt out of their house. Kourtney is not playing with his ass
you bout to get whiplash from just looking at it!
She was on the Goldie Hawn/Jennifer Anniston marriage timeline.
don’t pay dymond no mind. She has a thing against yt mens dycks. She still think they pink after she has been told they aint.
I would send his chit to the ex gf house
Goldie Hawn different, she wont giving another ninja her coins like the first one. Kurt is cool with it.
*passes you some Kleenex …and a whole bottle of chill pills*
ROFL!!!!!
shole wood.
see…..
I’m helping!
Beckham
I have not heard him speak and I will not now lol
Mark Wahlberg TEW! Vin dont count
dammit heath ledger was sexxxy!
His voice is light…I need a deep voice to complete the fantasy
which gel though?
Is Vin white tho?
NEW POST Allen Iverson nekkid pics
OHHH *runs*
David Beckham could get it
Only one person really needs to know what to do. All he gotta do is lay dwn & enjoy the ride.
NAH Ninja you ain’t helping ShYT
He’s free ballin it… I ain’t mad
Don’t cry!!!
All these comments about his wanker.. I’m dying over here! Y’all are something else.
Omg Michael K from dlisted has GOT to be stopped!! ??
I DON’T DO PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T CARE HOW BIG, WIDE , LONG OR THICK. I DON’T DO PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m headed over there…. lol.
Hahhaha! So he got a critter(s) on his no-no parts……
So much talk about his junk. How about a woman that spends nearly 20 years of her life waiting for that ring and child, only to discover that those things will never happen. At 45, she might not be able to conceive. There so much debate as to when she should have bailed out on the relationship but when you got the Hamm and fame and fortune going for you, when do you leave.
Agreed. Get the willies just thinking about it.
That’s her stupidity. You shouldn’t hang around 16 years when your needs are not being met.
I’m hurt. *takes more pills*
I agree but everyone has their timetable. Some will say 5 years is about right and get called stupid. Others say no 3 years, others say 1. Everyone has different circumstances and timetables.
He did say, he was never getting married, so she wised up.
I didn’t it was a problem. You is Messy, You is Petty, and I see no problems with it…lol
amen to that
He’s about as white as I’ll venture…him, Mark (who has negro tendencies) or Jason Mamoa. I’m only attracted to white men that remind me of black men. That’s why there’s no point in me switching sides.
That Johnny Depp in Blow. Omg. Never thought a white man was attractive until and only then in Blow! Boston George!
The peen had her mesmerized, I mean dikmitized!!!
he said he wasn’t going to have children during the first season of mad man. apparently they talked about it. she should’ve been honest with herself.
they said they weren’t having children during the first season of mad men. I didn’t believe her but she was adamant. the thing about waiting for a guy is he can still produce kids. they may have issues but he can. while a woman may have problems the longer she waits. I think if you’ve had a child before the odds are better.
AHAHAHA, I hollered at that. Yes it was a bit on the slim side…
She obviously neglected to read the writing on the wall and is another female who thought she could change his mind. Look at Jeff Goldbloom and Billy Joel having babies in their late 60’s. They will be in their 80’s when the kid is still in high school. It’s selfish. This happens when they get closer to facing their own mortality. This guy will do the same but it won’t be her in her of course.
Hahaha, Does the color really matter though?
He is sliced nice and THICK. LAWD!!!
Right, He knows exactly what he is doing.
He need to put some briefs on to tame that thing..
I think h eprobaly gets a kick out of showing it off like that.
I wonder if he’s on IG, I got a thing for Jon Hamm
I don’t mind pink
She looks like she nags and once he got out of rehab and realized what he had to come home to he said f that ish.
Talk about going HAMM. In his case it means “hard as a muthafkin’ monster.”
the jeff goldblum thing reminds me of Richard gere. cindy Crawford kept begging for a child before she got older. a few years after they got divorced he started having kids. so if she didn’t file then he would’ve wasted her youth. I was a little kid when I heard this, I decided then that I would do whats best for me.
I forgot about those two. I wish this gal would have caught on sooner. At 45 she can have kids but is riskier the older the mom is with potential birth defects and all that.