Eudoxie Bridges Holds ‘Sip & Shop’ to Benefit Unspoken Angels Charity

Love Monica..not feeling the red hair.

I like that blue pantsuit. Very versatile. That red hair is bugging me. Not the color, but the style. And I still love Larenz!

When a bih, has nothing to do with her time and money…..pregnancy did no favors for Eudoxie..

Yeah she looks older since having the baby

can we talk about the body language of these two couples? Seems strained to me..

Yes it is

On Topic: I love to see celebrities give back to the community!! Nice Mrs Bridges. Yall see that wasn’t hard bc I lub my log in??.

Off topic: Lets do Roll Call for members of the Pettiness Club beside me and Bullsweetfuc-o-nah(President). Dub and Jeni I know you are automatically enrolled!! Who else? I am designing T-shirts for the club..

Where is Larenz’s wife & why do I only see pics of her like 1-2 a year?

Why Cai mama won’t invited? I invite my sister wife to my shat. She invite me to hern. Going to her fall brunch Sunday to suck up her mimosas in fact…

You are so correct! I see her at one event a year and see the kids and that’s all. Perhaps she’s happy being away from the industry limelight.

My petty is real strong! Where do I pay my dues so I can get a shirt?

She has the breakdown on how to pronounce on her IG.

Petty LaBelle present!

Udummie never stops being funny

Nah, I don’t think that’s it. His wife is very attractive. He just may have lucked up on someone who wasn’t trying to be out in the clubs and on Housewives and is happy raising their kids. I also think because he’s not churning out a bunch of movies, there’s no red carpets for her to walk with him very often.

Word?? I swear I haven’t heard about any of this!

Bawaaaa. I promise no bedazzled and members can vote on the ones we want.
I sent Sandra my email address bc I didn’t want Lurkers to email me bs!!!

I want us to take pics captured like below. And make em our gravis

Bullsweetfuc-o-nah is President. But I am adding you to the list

I’m Petty White

ugh moni was my childhood hero back in the day but i can’t get with this kool aid hair. : her smile is always gorgeous though.

Yes!!!

Eudoxie’s invited guests included her husband, Luda; Power couple Monicaand Shannon Brown; actor Larenz Tate; socialite Monyetta Shaw, and more.
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TRANSLATION: INVITED GUESTS BASICALLY INCLUDED THE HOMIES

LOLOLOL!!!

NannaDee You can be PettyKandy!!

Lorenz still look the same …. cutie

You can be AKA PettyLoafer…ROFL!!!

Chile ….. I’m not that petty

AND SCENE

I hate Monica’s hair and this particular hairstyle does her no favors. Eudoxie always looks like it is painful for her to smile.

Cute event though.

? EYE Expect my Petty Rose t-shirt to be Comped!(that’s how petty EYE am) ????

BE STRONG!

That’s what I’m seeing! Man, I missed everything!

Exactly

More info later. As a group there is a website where you can purchase the shirt directly. I don’t know off hand if it takes checks. But you had been added?

Awww. Where are they going?

Yes you are petty and in the Pettiness Club by default?????

Bawaaaa :Kona:

Yes you have been added!!

Eucalyptus is cute tho.

The farm and he s geeked and had on his school spirit wear

Morning and shyt! They look nice, I guess?
More importantly, our VP just came in my office talking about when I finish my spades game, can I grab the team for a quick meeting. This muhhfukker know it’s homecoming week and ain’t but bout 5 folks here.
Shyt, I think my dog gone die around noon. And I ain’t even got no dog.

Rofl lolololol

bwhahahahaha
were you playing spades?

I liked Shawnna. Didn’t know they were smashing

I believe her father is a blues musician

Luda has smug resting face

Her disappearing edges are bothering me.

LOLOLOLOL…thanks for that Friday Laugh!! I needed it LTL..My boss is on me about starting this Six Sigma Class and I had to get him my Problem Statement in to him today for approval..I think imma hate this shyt…Imma need a lil weed…to succeeed..

??

That’s what POWER COUPLES do! Get with it *San smile*

I can’t lol. You the mom behind the bushes? Letting him think he doing it by himself? Lol

He’s at a domestic violence event with that “smack a hoe” look….tisk tisk

SEE! IT’S PAINLESS…

(KNOWING I’LL BE WAILING WHEN LOW-4 GOES ON HER FIRST FIELD TRIP)

Morning Prez…how are you? Did you email Auntie yet??

Standing in the food pantry line

I’m in between sizes?. I need a smedium!

Don’t forget the step daughter from the side piece

Shoes too small

Muhfuggin tiiieeeddd… you? I haven’t emailed yet haven’t had a chance.

When you finish your spades game…. I’m done for the day.

Executive Level Staff gets free shirts. You my dear are executive level.

Like that’s normal business that needs to be wrapped up before they can have their pow wow lol

Oh yeah, the bonus baby…what a treat!

Larenz Tate is a cutie pie. He looks like one of my black ancestors on my mother’s side.

I’ll come back when there is a new post!!!
In the mean time… What it do ROSES?!!!! Happy Friday

I think mo & Shannon look happy.

Auntie what in the pop up blocker Hell is going on with the site? Or is it my phone ?

I love me some Mo. Lawd know I do, but that snatch back she been sporting the last couple of days is not flattering AT ALL. The red only works in certain styles and this isn’t one of them. And the snatch is too snatched no matter the color. Free them follicles girl.

I need a shirt.

No, it’s the site. I have to make a couple of attemts to launch it before I can get on. The ads have taken on a life of their own.

How’s everything with you?

I really want Monica to get rid of that Ronald McDonald weave…

Did anybody ever hear about Monicas old boyfriend who killed his self in a car…his mother blamed Monica? Said she the one who shot him…

“Tyra Weems has a different theory, “I don’t believe my son killed himself. I feel Monica knows a lot more than she’s admitting. The bullet went in on the right side of his head, but he was left-handed. Why would he use the wrong hand to shoot himself? The cops just took her word for what happened. Now I wish my son had never met her.”

Speaking of T-Shirts… if I see another one of them “Straight Out of …” Shirts I am going to SCREAM!!!!! Lol…

Check your notifications. Let me know when you looked.

monica messed with some real hard legs (maybe one of them like c-murder’s murdering azz did it) but she don’t look like the type to blast somebody in their brains.

Going great.. I had mid terms this week and I’m just glad they are over.. Trying to determine how much work I’m going to do today…How is it going with you?

I thought it was just my phone. I even went & did a little bit of work because it was annoying.

Hey KIC…????

Yes – I believed that until the mother spoke up about it. I know people don’t want to believe when a family member kills them self but why would she make such a strong accusation.

Preach sis – preach!!!

I know you is smart so I know you did well! I’m ok. Ready for the weekend. Started exercising and changing my diet. Teaching myself to have self control food(snack) wise. It’s so hard ?. Other than that, things are on the up and up.

I forgot all about C-“Murder” too!!! Hhmm… I wonder if he gave any tips on HTGAWM!!!

It’s a charity event. You know that gal ain’t got no money. Sheeet, ain’t she payin Luda child support?

No, just a business acct!

It is so hard. I’m a junk food addict. Love me an ice cold coke..but I’ve been on water and juice last two weeks and cut out candy.. You can do it!!!

christopher bridges is short as hell; that’s all i got.

we use class dojo

I’m not sure if the mother just can’t accept what happened or if it’s really more to the story.

lololol
Yup, this is not the mother I anticipated being, I don’t really like it..lmaoooo

I wonder y there wasn’t an investigation if that were true

Hey boo.. Well I’ve seen worse. My best friend was engaged and we were all hanging out on a Sunday night. Dude got upset cause a dude was disrespectful and tried to talk to her in front of him.. They got in the car to leave and he jumped on her at red light. We stayed in the same apartment complex so she called me and said hey I’m coming over to your house when we pull up. I said ok and waited and waited. Called her to see what was going on. Walked around the corner and police and EMT were everywhere. He walked up the steps and was apologizing and said don’t leave me.. She said I’m just leaving for the night. He sat at the kitchen table and shot himself. At the funeral, he sister stood up and screamed, “Get that bytch out of here she killed him.. She killed my brother” Police had tested for GSR and everything and ME said it was suicide.. She didn’t want to believe it.

Check your email pls

I’ve heard that as well.

Yep I remember this story all to well.. He was at his brother gravesite. He called her and she went to him. I think his name was Jarvis.

Sorry for ur loss. Man it is real out here!!

The mother said they believed her account when they arrived on the scene.

I agree Summer…that’s a serious accusation based on the facts she had.

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It’s for her Code Red album…. She take promotions to the next level

Thanks. I’m going to do it. I already drink water. Almost a gallon a day. I cut sweets down to 1-2 times a week. I take meds and some are steroids though. I’m getting my sexy back and you’re getting sexy…er. LOL

Brandy got hers back … Allegedly!

My cousin does that all the time & it irritates me.

It was horrible.. She moved out of state for years.. Wouldn’t come home to visit…

I barely use it. I have an IG, FB, and Twit but only post on IG(rarely). FB has been years ago since I made a post and Twitter is for, well idk because I don’t use it.

Larenz is giving me Eva baby eyes….

She has been reduced to a trophy wife. smh…It is a good cause at least.

That album been out for 6 months! She has sold 13 copies so far… She need to find another means of promotion ?

Seriously, I know she went to college cause she’s an AKA, but does Monyetta have a real job?

Buddy Guy is her dad. He’s owns a popular blues club in Chicago, Buddy Guy’s Legends.

Seriously, I found a family photo from the 1800s and my great, great-grandfather looks exactly like Larenz… face, eyes, hair, physique and all.

I’m going to try and find the photo and post it here.

Sometimes you don’t go back lol.. Those baby puts curves on you you ain’t never had before. I always had tits but was slim shady in the bootie dept.. Khaki1 gave his mama a donk LMAO. I was like YES!!!! come on here.

Michelle had her own identity long before the White House that will serve for the rest of her days. Eucerin is a trophy wife and what else?

At least she promoting this one.

I’ve given up after 21 years on Mo.

michelle is the first lady of the united states who also worked until her husband ran for president.

Is the album out?

A non profit organization owner and medical school put on holder. It doesn’t matter that it’s likely indefinite.

Check your notifications!!

Check your notifications

according to wikipedia, preorders were available last month. if they ain’t playing it in the ATL, they ain’t gon play it nowhere.

You tried it with that. Michelle is NOT a trophy and Luda surely isn’t the President…apple and oranges

I <3 Shawnna

He’s growing up so fast, Mrs. Time. I’m sure he’s going to have tons of stories for you this afternoon.

I really like Monica and Shannon as a couple…that’s all I got

And what’s wrong with Monyetta’s knees?

yup. and I can cut up today

Its also Down Syndrome Awareness Month…

I wasn’t expecting her to work.

She a dancer.

No comment on why else they might be…

*trails off*

Who supposed to tell her? Tiny?

Actually she graduated.. She posted those receipts on her IG awhile back..

That chit came out in September. She and Ciara in the same boat. Only folk in Atlanta know when their albums come out ???

Per her IG vids she goes hard in the gym. Hell but I’m a witness breast feeding a new baby will have you looking rough.

It just doesn’t but you believe what you believe.

I don’t think women that leave their careers to support their husbands or families are considered trophy wives by the general public. I think the term is generally relegated to attractive women that do not/have never had a career and no educational/career/life achievements. They lack substance. So for some, simply being an attractive college dropout would make you a trophy wife. Graduating at the top of your class from one of the best Universities in the nation, working for one of the most prominent law firms, and being well versed in various topics would not generally conjure the term “trophy wife” from most people.

Exodus looks old…

Not with Princeton and Harvard Law on her damn resume. I don’t know no trophy wife with education like that.

Right, before the holidays, but just in time for tax season!

Email Sandra for my address

Lol it makes perfect sense but you really don’t want to let go. Michelle is Michelle so she must be somehow more special… I’m fine with that.

Michelle had a 212,000 job and stopped working to help run her husband’s campaign. Im not going to argue with someone who didn’t do the education. That’s simply it.

I was thinking this same crap! The day my boss is gone and hardly no one in the office..and She pulls a one post day..DAM DAM DAAAAYYUUUMMM!!!

But she did graduate and what’s the issue with being a stay at home mom?

It’s not an argument.. It’s a conversation. Folks go 0-100 really quickly.

Eudie has degrees, continued her education, moved here from Africa to better herself, the first person in her entire family to get the education she has. Considering where she came from she has accomplished a lot as well. She gave up some things to support her husband. Michelle gave up things to support her husband.

You haven’t done the education……..

Ma’am… We’re ignoring the fact that TMZ reported that Arnie Klein has gone to glory?!. That is eerie.

I don’t think there is an issue with it, IMO (Those who do, big props..its NOT easy) but you can’t compare Eudoxie to Michelle. I think her argument is flawed.

Larenz is giving us his very best Isaac the Bartender from The Love Boat intro pose. No, sir. He looks old and skinny.

??? Who said there was an issue with it? I actually said the opposite…

Right someone called Eudoxie a trophy wife and then you said that Michelle O was one as well. That’s the crux of this entire discussion…

I think the term is generally relegated to attractive women that do not/have never had a career and no educational/career/life achievements. They lack substance. So for some, simply being an attractive college dropout would make you a trophy wife
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This makes it sound like it’s the most horriblest thing in the world to do. She lacks substance because she stays at home.

yeah and the pics help!! but le sigh

BWAHAHAHAHA

In the sense of this conversation yes (Whitty used Trophy wife so I kept the phrase). And if she wins her First Husband who is a former president will take on all the roles she did.

There are political marriages, corporate marriages, business marriages etc. The woman is usually educated, from the same social class, has been trained in the ways of Emily Post… And she plays her role entertaining clients, running the house, etc etc

From the show he had that one girl pregnant that his mom was like BS you just met that chick..

That’s what she get for taking that girl baby cause she was jealous..then had to go and get her one…I don’t like petty bishes.

It doesn’t matter though. That’s their choice. It still doesn’t take away her accomplishments of coming from poverty and being the first in her family to graduate college. To me that isn’t a lack of substance.

How do I bold, italicize, etc on here? I feel as though these items well help me explain things…

Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought “Trophy Wife” was someone who was super cute and that was it. Can’t cook, clean, wash, read…you know, someone to look good with. Am I wrong?

and brushed her shoulder off but still, Bernie 2016

SandyMae shuda just called this OPEN POST since she done rolled back over and went to sleep…

That’s what I thought to hell. Damn sure didn’t think it was someone cultured, that spoke several languages, cook, educated and runs a foundation for youth.

Use the characters below without the spaces in between the characters and the words.
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She did great!

I see. Well, the way my logic and reasoning skills are set up, I don’t see the connection. The preceding sentence specifically says that women that give up their careers to stay at home with their families are NOT considered trophy wives. That a woman of no substance = trophy wife. I then gave an example of no substance. I didn’t say a stay at home mother= trophy wife. However, if you are a stay at home mother, and you are simply pretty; you lack the ability to carry on learned conversations, you have no employable skills and/or education, then yes, you lack substance.

lol that’s what got this whole convo going. Whitty did.. She called Eudie a trophy wife as if she isn’t educated, cultured, just because she chose to stay home.

Ohhh ok. I see now. Figured for once, I’d do the education before jumping in. Eduxie, IMO is not a trophy wife. When I thought she dropped out of school for Luda, I thought she was a big idiot. However, she did indeed graduate, so I was wrong. (So she is a doctor or no?) Listen, If I could stay home and have my bills paid, I would too. I would be in school forever though. Every damn degree ever. lmao.

I don’t have it because I never said that she was a trophy wife. I said that Michelle wasn’t.

So because she did it before they were married her education doesn’t count and she’s nothing more than a pretty face trophy gf turned wife? That don’t read…

Whatever reasons or decisions they came to make the choices they made she still brought A LOT to the table. She had one degree when she met him. She didn’t drop out 1st semester Freshman year.

I thought it was an open post…

Lol true, all that money and goes to show God can get you one way or another.

Loll

Even when she dropped out of Medical School… she would still have an undergraduate degree, speak multiple languages, been the first in her family to have done so, moved here from Africa etc etc so still not an uneducated bird. Yes she has since graduated.

I don’t think she is a Bird. Or a trophy wife.

#I’maTrophyWife said Vanessa Bryant

Lol

you supposed to keep it going since you calling people TW

She might be a good example. Does she have any skills or education I don’t know about?

Girl I think she dropped out of HS.. But she was the first to come to mind.

Teehee had I known ppl would go off and claim MO, I would have kept my thoughts to myself…Nah I still would have said that shyt. #imaTrophywife said Miles for lhhHollywood

Miles!!!! ???

I read somewhere that it means you are sexually frustrated but seeing as how I usually see ratchets or hood boogers with multi colored hair, I have to disagree. It’s a style though.

Sharing: my Marine kept in touch with his 2nd grade teacher all these years. She just sent him his 2nd grade pictures cause we didn’t get them that year cause we had so many other family pictures, I was surprised, how cute was he *smiled*

Like my mom always said, you never know who’s thinking about you.

????

Awwww! That’s very sweet. ??

I don’t think so, but I guess it depends on the two people. I’ve known couples that stay together forever w/out ever marrying.

?? but he 5,five,1 2 3 4…5!

That’s just some new shyt folks into now ….. so if you like to be the girlfriend performing wife duties …. your prerogative and vice versa …. it’s all in what you feel is right for your individual morale. I try not to focus to much on what others are doing in their relationships …. unless it’s my parents

I used to be BIG on going all OUT for love.
But later found out — GET URS and love will come!
Never put yourself on hold, cause that’s what it ultimately ends up being when the relationship or marriage doesn’t work out or last. MO ????

I would be a hypocrite. Cause I just cussed my niece smooth out this time last year about putting her education on hold for a bf. They engaged now as of April. But she didn’t sign up for them classes last July/Aug just to follow dude around. Jesus didn’t die for that. I nor rest of family didn’t sacrifice all we did for you to follow a nigga around America eithet. So….I’m admittedly biased.

She too had a degree when she met dude.

Would YOU do it?

I used to be the girl that did what a wife was said to do. Now, I feel different. The only way I’m doing the “wifely duties” are if we got that paper. I may feel different if I meet someone who makes me feel different. I got goals though.

Well I come back to find out that I may or may not be a trophy wife (I have gym shirts that say Trophy Wife In Training and Trophy Wife, I though they were funny but now…) I have degrees though, so since I’m more edumucated than DF is he a trophy husband? Wait, he works and I stay at home so what am I? WHAT AM I?

Lol! It’s just whyyyyy….like you have friends right? They couldn’t tell youuuu

No, I wouldn’t. I’ve made two bad decisions based on emotions from a relationship. I’ve regretted both decisions so I could never do it bcz some dude told me to.

I’m going to need for you to say something nonsensical so that I can go back to disagreeing with you. I don’t do well with change. lol.

So if you get caught up in your emotions, you may do it? Lol, but seriously. If you met someone that made you feel like they loved you enough to spend their life with you, but the two of you are not married, you would consider tying your tubes or completely uprooting your life?

lol

Idk…but I think based on the convo below since my husband doesn’t cook or have a degree he’s a trophy with a job ???

Ok, I’m looking at this post from a PC now, and ummmmm everyone looks their age, except for the guys clothes SMH

I missed it. Would you do it or not?

Okay I’m Out until this evening chile ….. I can’t take this post no mo !

SAHB…Stay at home Boss..I don’t think staying home means you’re a TW..lol

I see you reposted it above.

Lol. Jesus didn’t die for that? Lol. I can’t…

Did it as well…NEVER AGAIN

I don’t go off my emotions. I’ve learned enough in my short 27 years on this earth. I don’t see marriage as an end all be all though. Somedays I just want to be all alone and couldn’t even process being with someone FOREVER. I’m the chick that doesn’t want bags or clothes or shoes. I want property and bonds and stocks. If a man proved these things to me, I may consider it. My tubes are a no go for me though.

WHALE if that’s WATT you wanna call yourself, just do it

Maybe add Educated Trophy Wife to t-shirt. Get wit it

Nah, I think DF is a trophy husband because I’m smarter and technically have more money ????. I’m getting HIM a shirt.

Man when I tell you it was a village raising that girl? I drove an hour to cuss her ass out and then drove to the bar and sobbed. She was blocked from my phone for weeks. Had a damn scholarship and banging internship offer and gonna not damn sign up to run up behind a nigga. Lil bish is you SLOW? Yes I know academic wise your ass smart as 5 whips. But wtf. I cussed his ass out too. This shyt BEST end up in a marriage my nigga. Or Imma pay to have you harmed.

Him: “Yes ma’am” ?

She got a degree in TunnelWaiting

According to some famous folk, women just go off emotion, so you can’t use your heart. #TiTaughtMe

How you go to rob somebody and end up getting whooped?
These youngsters

Lol. I don’t mean just move. I mean to do something that would drastically or significantly alter your life. If you have a promising career and you are on the rise, would you move clear across the country to start from scratch for your boyfriend?

WHALE

Lol. You are funny… I can’t tell if you are serious half the time.

Exactly. I’ve been asked, declined each time. Marriage is cool and I want that for the most part but for a long time I think I wanted it because SOCIETY said I HAD to want it.

Yall in here fo’ dead? On a Fridy? Can I get a recap?

And if she wins her First Husband who is a former president will take on all the roles she did.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YEAH, ok. ION see that happening
Maybe his or her sidepiece will do them roles *snickers*

Michelle also had to leave her profession to move to another state for her husband’s new career. In addition, it would have been a very dangerous situation for her to continue her 9-5, as she is now the First Lady and cannot be easily accessible to the public. Euxodie, never even practiced with her degree, so she did not put aside her career to stay at home, she put aside her career to be on Luda’s arm. Michelle and Euxodie cannot be compared, however you can compare Euxodie and Kobe’s wife.

Agreed, but my point was that they were already ratchet, not that the hair made them ratchet. In other words, ratchet is as ratchet does. If my friend dyed her hair blue out of the blue, I would think dang this chick need some peen.

I wanted to punch her ass square in her chest. She weigh all of 95 lbs though. I woulda really hurt her. Standing in her living room being all defiant.

You buy your own house before you can even legally buy a drink. You financially more responsible than grown folks I know. But you think this ish a good idea? Really?

Let me go do some work before I call and re-cuss her behind out….whole year later.

Nah, he doesn’t have a T.I. bone in his body. I will not be oppressed like Tiny ???

jenie you stupid!!! Lol

Lmbo. So it has been a year. Are they still together? I mean if she has all of that going for her maybe she really put some thought into it…

It can’t be that simple…can it? I mean I THOUGHT it was but then the ROSES said there’s levels ???

Heyyyy…Respectfully,…?

Damn, still in here???
Off topic..going to FL next Thursday, can anyone tell me the going rate for Kinky Twists in Orlando?? TIA

She might have that GED. This brings back memories of the episode of Shekinah teaching Tiny.

Sandra you laid up with your trophy gf right now or nah?

Bawhahahah chile it’s levels to this wiefly shyt aye ….. bawhahahah never heard of that…..

No one expects a man to change his life or alter his body.

PREACH

You are probably right. What people will do to keep their images and cover their shyt…and they’re DEMONS so…

GET OUT OF MY HEAD??? (see above)

Sandra probably cooking breakfast food right now like Ving Rhames in Baby Boy.

???

*clocks ticking* THis post will NAUGHT be Unclockable! Hmmmp!

14 minutes and some change! Then it’s an OPEN POST
*snorts*

With a pair of furry house sleepers on and a plastic shower cap to keep her freeze curl right

Ctfu ???

So Sandra just straight abandoned ship on a damn Friday, huh?

I hollered

THANK YA KINDLY!

How ole she look?

37-40

She natural nah.

She has on a head bonnet. With a shower cap under it cause she baggy-ing her hair for moisture….after she done put all her groceries in her head.

Like per blog logic…naturals do.

Petty.

Yall think if everyone ‘flags’ that her phone will start smoking?!?!?!?

Sorry but you can’t equate rap “star” to doctor, lawyer etc. No matter how much money is involved

They say it’s cuffing season…

They getting married. Engaged since April.

45

I knew it would be you. Hey shugga!

Surely under 50

I would say no more than $45 and take your own hair.

Since I said 45, I’m just gon round that up to 50. On my Moniece’s mom and Rich Dollaz chit. LMAO

31***shrugs***

Hey bew. You know that chick prolly ready to sign up for AARP

I’m no fan of Dickey Dollars but he read her mama filth and rightfully so.

I’m putting in ah call right now! Stay tuned

*dead*

You not the only one …… just wow ….. Hell them whores just may be some witches for real ….. or something …

Whoooooooo?

I..can’t breeve! FOH KDub…move away from your PC,phone or whatever you on cuz I can’t…

Exactly what does that mean that she graduated? Not trying to stir shyt up, real question….bush has a degree from Yale does that make him intelligent?

So her ish is in the mail so they can have it back by the time her birthday come and her benefits can start on time?
I CAN’T BREATHE !

Fuggin dead

Yeah. Pretty much everyone wishes they had more hands so they can give more thumbs down??

Sandy best hurry up and get her azz byke here….before the imagination of the garden have her married to a MAN with her mothering some stepkids.

Her eyes popped out the sockets and gave us a glimpse of the crazy behind them.

OK ladies here they are! Yall can vote or choose which one to order. You can choose different colors and sizes goes to 3x.

Strap on peen…

That went what?! It’s out already?

Who said dis ???

yes! love it!! ?

T-shirts are up at top. And check your notifications. Thanks

been on repeat all day

Kona ???…you in rare form tuhday

Uhhh no. I definitely don’t want to do it. At all.

she wants to look like a Raggedy Ann doll about the head
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See Sis, That was NOT needed! LMAO

You will buying directly from the website and not from me, so I won’t be getting your personal info!!

???? go away

QUESTIONNNN!!! I
I have a friend who loves her boyfriend. Says sex is goodt. BUUUT…He told her he haytes the way puzzywet feels on his hands that why he never plays with her kitty. She says he does lick it but only the clyt. HE loves head and fuks like a champ.
ARE THERE ANY OTHER MEN WHO HAYTE THE WAY PUZZYWET FEELS?

And her momma was all for it cause corny ass Kobe had money, something like that Lira’s mammy. #golddiggers

I like this one ^^^^^

I’d buy that. Just point me to the website.

Straight men? Let me answer for them. NO.

Come again ?

But that “Just Right For Me” is (red) HAWT! LOL

This is my fist time hearing of this. The dudes I’ve dealt with get turned on if I let him touch it. To each his own though o_0

Thank you

OK let me set it up. We will be called Petty Club. Men I can design yall as well!!

I’m so jealous.

Does he like being served more than he likes s8x?

It was soooooo good. I just want to take a nap.

Didn’t he???? *dead* Her azz wasn’t expecting that.

BISH WHET

That’s like when Drake said ew to some pannies… GAAAYYYYY

EEEEGGGACKLY!!! that’s what Ive told her I side eye dude alot. He never take her out to meet his “HOMEBOYS” and he a lil flagrant. He wears dude clothes but he is super obsessive neat like she said he uses eyebrow archers to trim his beard…well mine did that too..but he does his brows, not thin thick like a man but trimmed.. IDK

I am crying real tears because if a nucca EVER told me some ish like that ?? Does her slob on his knob bother him too?

She needs to put her head-bobbin on hold, if he scurred of the puzzywet

Come on now… that don’t even make no damn sense.

Im telling you..she said he will rub it with her panties on..but take them bishes off he doesn’t venture past the clit.. Im like most MEN love to sink a finger in it hear the noise..even love the taste! Like REALLLY girl run!!!

AT ALL

Ummmmm…….Is she askin him the right questions???? Cuz ummmm, he just might not like puzzy at all.

Waymin, so there are actually guys out there who feel that way. Is he, ummm….?

It’s been out since May. I like it but damn Mo.

The funny is she said he love receiving head. I was like so bish you be in the room 68 err night? fuk that ninja needs to be eating or I ain’t treatin..

She give head to him from my understanding.

I’m team Texlax nah

Have they done the do? I couldn’t imagine…

Does he enter her backdoor?

Heeyo?.

TMI: But I love that shyt. A good finger popping session when ain’t nobody watching takes me back to high school.
Tell ol’ girl, she just ain’t that in to her.

SweetButt I love that

You probably can’t tell the difference between wetness, lube and shyt when it’s on the dyck

I couldn’t even hurt her feeling like that she is into him..

I need to go to lunch but I’m standing here looking at this post like… (13 whole minutes and counting)…

I’m leaving now.

Hopefully she’ll get a clue.

He’s something cuz most men love it wet…it’s usually a turn on…

He GAAYYY! Does he like when he brings himself to ecstasy? Or is that nasty too? Like bish, where the gloves. Wait, why he even going down yonder if he’s wasting her time and his?

Perplexed?

AMEN.

slim jim n slim fast

A little weight wouldn’t hurt her at this age.

Yeah Im thinking he is a OCD niggah who like neat sex.. I bet soon as he get through he hops up and ruuuns to the bathroom!

I didn’t ask her that…I should have and asked does he like fingers in other places…chile..

OK you don’t have to. I will give info where to order in a minute.

If you aren’t tasting me, I’m not tasting you and we most definitely still using condoms.

WAIT FORGOT TO MENTION.. she said he doesn’t like to kiss if EITHER of them has been below the belt. so if she has slobbed the knob or he has played like he ate the box..He doesn’t kiss her during the rest of the session..WOOOOOWWW…just wow…

Beyond

Please understand and I just posted she said that if either of them has been below the belt..he doesn’t like to kiss anymore after that..he woulda been kicked out my bed..

Woooooo Now THAT would be some ish

I can dig it

Change bed to life

BYE WUT….Stop with the Chronicles of Amber and Miles

3W I just shook my head today and feel so sorry for my friend…she thinks the sex is bomb..but how can it be if he isn’t meeting all the needs.. a good stroke game only takes you so far…

Imma have to add him in somewhere cuz I got to study this phenomenon..

Stop bragging. I’m hungry. Let me go fix this salad ?

yes to all this..like is said dyck stroke only works if im fully prepped to receive it.. you ain’t touching nothing but want me to lay and you

I thought I was on my pity party about not getting none and she flies out her mouth with that Im like bish you might as well have a dildo cuz thats alll you getting is a functioning dyck.. smh

I CAINT

yep… One thing that I couldnt stand with 6’6 Is sometimes especially middle of the night side ways sex he would grip on to me and cum and didn’t want to pull out and fall the fuk to sleep in it. Sometimes I would be tired too but if he came like a waterhose! I need to get this off me then we can cuddle the night away!!!

Uhhh no. No ma’am. Not at all. You haven’t seen any of my font, hunh?

I never went deep with her I was venting that I was sexless and she went in on her ordeal.. so I just listened..

I know right! LTL.. most men especially when the head and the beat was good go they azz to sleep..he prolly hops right up and head for the shower..#.issuemuch?

I downlow think so for reals… but I don’t want to lose my friend telling her man may like manwet..

Bags and shoes are for the birdies

Monica is so pretty, wow.

I was married once , he asked me to stay home and be a TW , I didn’t play my role well , because Ian not TW material … divorced and had to start over at 30 and a new born , a masters , speak 4 languages and it was hard as hell because I stayed home for 5 years ….
Soooo nope ! Never again , I was dumb and full of Kum

lol this is some junior high shyt.

Shud up!! ROFL..dead

BTW this what I do all day and night. My boss has me chained in his basement until I come up with a design for hats. Shoes and t-shirts???????????

I refuse to say what I am thinking about Mrs. Bridges – friend of the blog.

Only if you want to be sarcastic and disrespectful to the First Lady of the United States would you use Michelle Obama and “trophy wife ” in the same sentence..smdh

Same six folks from last year….

As long as you rebuild and are currently living the life YOU want, took what happened as a lesson and moved on, you’ll continue to do and be just fine.

Exactly! How she even manage to drip drop AT ALL to get ready for it?

Hey how are you ..no I didn’t mean to come off as if you called her a trophy wife..I was just replying in your comment I saw who initially said it..sawwy

????

I wonder if Brandy and Countess still ever kick it and puff puff give

I doubt it….. I don’t see Brandy hanging with anybody…. But her mom.

No Ma’am! That red has to go! And Eudoxie and those neck rolls! ?

I just sent you an email on where to order.

I just sent you an email on where to order.

LOL!!!

Lololol

Thank you Slanted , let’s just say that Ian living la visa loca now :p

I’m late but they call me Petty Pendergrass……

Where are her edges?!!

This^^^^^

What?

Bawaaaa

Oh ok!!!! Have a good weekend.

I gotta get a gander at it first…

Lemme See…..
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Hey sweetie,i know the post is dated.but i had answer.First,what it do WUT WUT!!!!?….ok,on the one hand it does sound crazy!but being a woman,it woodnt mean a hill of beans to me becuz i dont like to be FINGERED and ORAL SEX done me i can do WITHOUT!i perfer to give oral than personally receive it.now if he insists ill go along.once the discomfort is seen,he’ll say sumthing like,”lets see if this BBD wont get my point across”.pure mercy!as far as PLAYING with it…and i can careless how many times you wash your hands before we start foreplay.he can rub up a fire over whatever is posing as a barrier between my goodies and his fingers.weird i know?

And oh yeah i dont OPEN mouth kiss…yea,i suck cock,but you can keep yer slob.i have two men that i can…but ONLY cuz its self serving….kissing makes their nature physically get hard(and BIG natures they are).but i dont like kissing if i cant kiss on the mouth.yep weird?

I wish I could add names but I would check into it!!

observation: Luda is distant in that 1st picture with the old school teacher lookin wife? his face & long reach around her pudgy waist is tellin all??????? “gal u best get a trainer & remove all cellulite IMMEDIATELY” Luda ain’t gon tell u he just gon out n about tapping others azzes?

I’m two days late but I can be Peppermint Petty (no relation)

LUDA WORKING THE BRAKES OFF EXUODIE, WITH THE EXTRA SIDE BABY.

No her album isn’t out yet, she’s doing more promotion before she releases it.

Hey BTP
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/46314f7049d09928749d0717b2f79d9ee7a12e7965905a4969d89358fdad4475.gif Wow BTP..I guess he isn’t that strange then. I guess to each his own…