Canadian rap star Drake dropped the music video for his hit song “Hotline Bling” yesterday.
After checking out Drake’s uninspiring, Carlton-esque dance moves, Black Twitter pronounced him the dorkiest rapper on the planet.
Gawker.com’s black writers believe Drake knows exactly what he’s doing. They say he’s just putting us on, and that he is in on the joke. Let’s hope so.
From Gawker.com:
In the absence of a music journalist with access to him and the courage to ask him about this, we may never have a definitive answer. I don’t want one, either. I would much rather luxuriate in these margins of dubious intention and watch the spirited conversations they inspire. How refreshing it is to not be spoon-fed by mainstream culture, to have someone who repeatedly (dating back at least to his “Best I Ever Had” video with its artificial set and Drake’s wild gesticulation) sparks the internal debate of “What exactly am I looking at?”
Hell I think that …. I don’t need twitter to tell me that …. but he got money …. so ladies love em chile …. Money make any dork look fine and fuggable …. and Chile that Gif ….. what kinda dance is that Drake ….
Haha! I love Drizzy Drake! This pic though!
He has fun and stays in his lane… (shrugs shoulders)
Chile I can’t take Drake or his music ….. his voice for some reason annoys my soul….. that monotone ….. but dude has a huge fan base …. good for him … Fakwa gets no play at my crib . … lol
I love the video. The whole point of that video was to get us to talk. To create GIFs. Drake stays winning.
Twitter needs to sat down,
This video is fun and funny and he knows it. He was posting Bachata gifs on his IG too.
What the video will do, is make Hotline Bling #1.
Every since I left the city you you you! ?
I completely stopped listening to Drake after the take care albums. I can’t tell if he make songs for females or songs that dudes can sing along together with their homies. Either way these last couple of years ??????
I am a fan of Aubrey Graham. I liked the video. Only reason I wouldn’t give that man the ride of his life if I was single is that he’s a hoe, possibly diseased…and tainted by his choice in women (Jhonni Blaze? Unprotected at that! Really dude?) He’d make the best music ever heard after I was done with him ???
Bawhahahahah I stopped listening ….. when he had that album with Alicia on Fireworks …. for some reason his voice is annoying as hell to me …. bout like John Legend …. And Alicia Keys …..
Are those Kanye’s pants …..
He is a dork. But he accepts it. And if Kanye can move in the seizure movements and call it dance, why can’t Aubrey cha cha?
He a Dork and stands up in it!! and his dorky self could stand all up in this!!
Cosign
Dude stopped rapping and started singing – like ??? PICK ONE
YES!
Ill take it…
Bahwhahahah that’s his style though …. he learned from Wayne lmoa rofl
He got some thick bitches in this video. Damn Drake.
It might be both. It’s LBGT friendly.
I thoroughly enjoyed the Memes
Video cool to me.
The Cosby mash up is my favorite one.
Serena Tribute- I see you Drake!!!!!
Look at Time Waster talking all sexy behind her man. I am here for it!
Drake keeps the people talking. Whether he’s trying to be(in Jamal from Empire voice)A MAAAAN with his full beard or dorking it up, people will still talk about him. Kanye does the same thing and people lub him. I could care less about Drizzy Audrey Hepburn
This video has a Hype Williams vibe to it.
Sigh.
I…
Shaking my head.
YOU CAN TELL. ..he a light skinned nigga named Aubrey. ?
The gifs and memes are everything. I am here for them. That boy knows he looked silly! I can admire it though because it’s how I dance when I think no one is looking! You go Drake. Withcha dorky azz. LOL
Everything you just said
Khole has issued a statement on Lamar
Not surprised. I don’t like the song figures I also wouldn’t like the video. He didn’t JUST start being lame.
You had to bring that bullshyt in here didn’t you. lol I kid, I kid.
HMMMM..
Look at you going hard for bae.
I don’t eem dance like this when I don’t think nobody is watching.
I’m actually like Beyonce. Always on beat.
He is not. ?
I wanna stop seeing this vid everywhere. Jesus. My side hurts
Chyt, no u ain’t, no mo words that even start with a dam K., , ijs……no more please, chits
Who had final say of this shyt being released?
he setting up the next rapper to be Meek’d
It don’t matter he still shamed ole greased up beak bill
You right. I ain’t but Chit like to fight on the blog and I ain’t about that life. I’m petty, a lover, a shader but definitely not a fighter.
His ass gonna get Meek’d soon as he piss someone off. This shyt getting brung up. Bet
2:27 my fave part.
I like Drake dorky ass
Chile ….. lolololol
Bahwhwhwhwh rofl …. on one today I see .,… lawd
I had such a good idea for this video…I should have DM’d him…
Go Time.?
*secretly thinks Drake ain’t standing up in shat*
But take up for your bae.??
DEAD at his face on the bottom pic…
Call em’ what you want but that pic up top has me…ne’mind…
People are only realizing this now?
Yaaassss
Has you moist???
Same thing I said about Chris Brown’s Liquor video. That shyt was not worth the wait. Just wack. I expected so much more.
OKAY I need somebody to stop me!!! Remember my s-ex-boyfiend Supah Freak Long Stroke… whale he just hit me up with a nude with a bow on it saying if I want I can come unwrap him and let him open ME up…PLEASE somebody strap some bricks to my feet right now!!!
Maybe
The video was too cute. Its a fun video not to be taken so seriously. Does anyone know how to have fun anymore? Go Drake!!
Sandra you see that story bout this fool setting his ex girlfriend house on fire …… That fool was dancing and everything on the roof …… in front of the cops …. doing the Nae Nae ….. chile had the nerve to be throwing paper on the fire to make it spread … chile the police had their guns drawn and after awhile . they all was looking like .. whoa … this fool here
i hate to luh yooooou!!
Wut come on nah …..
Say what now, folks is sick as hell, was this in atl
You ain’t alone but we may have to fight over him LOL!
I seen the one too Hotline Bling ..
Nope…I’m all for it…open-sesame!! You single?
This^^^^
Chile even the cops was like da fuggg
Will do LOL!
what is Hot line Bling? Lol
I want to be good! I just got out of the relationship with 6’6 but my kitty is misbehaving. The sheets aren’t even cool from me and 6…Im ashamed to say it but I am HORNY!!! and maybe its just loneliness Im craving company more but still..talk me down off the ledge!!!
He an be a dork all he wants hes so hot I wouldnt even care .. All that dont want him then send him my way !!!!
Chitting me, clock the fck out, go now , I said get ….YESSSS
Gwan and get that dack. Why not you single ain’t cha?
I love the video and think he said, let’s just have fun on
this one…..whilst saving a boatload of money. Aubrey can do no wrong in my
eyes.
Chile Wut Refresh yo screen chile
Yes! But I juuuust broke up with my guy not a week ago. Its not like me to hop in the sack so quick. But I am hornty.. I know it maybe just loneliness talking more than anything but mykitty is screaming! ROFL so shamed lol
Lol. This post is about drake’s video to hotline bling
Lmaoooo,not the ledge,
At some angles drake looks slow. But I like him, brand new and shut it down stay in rotation with me
Yep..but just recently..Ive never jumped off one dack onto another so fast..but Im horny..What does that say about my last relationship that I am on to the next so soon..I hate this!!! lol
Chile…take it for what it is…and don’t have no regrets nor attachments. If not, then don’t do it. I REPEAT…
Umm a week ago wut u should. Be sill filling those feelings, WUT, DONT GO, its tooooo soooon
I am considering it..but this will be rebound meaningless sex..should I tell him that before we do anything. I don’t want him to think shyt else cuz he is an ex for a reason
Replacement girl also.
Lmaooooo ?
I ain’t mean for it to come out like that
Ahh heellllllll naw! I changed my mind. Don’t do it…
I know Coco I got a feeling that right after Ill be feeling guilty n shyt… I know me. MEANWHILE 6’6 prolly deeep awf in some cooch right now…I hate this!
Girl go ahead and get that good good just don’t tell nobody!
Uhm, come here Wut, let me talk to you. You act like this is a dude you don’t know. This ain’t some strange, this some dack that you’ve already verified. How do you get off the last nicca? You get under a new nicca. That’s how.
At some angles drake looks slow
^^^^
I’m crine???
Too late
He already know you ain’t really want him. He contacted you for sex, not for dinner and intellectual conversation. He already knows what it is.
ROFLHARRD…I CAN’T BREAAVE…OHHHH!!! HELP LOLOLOLOL!!! IM WEAK!!!
bawhahahahaha chile rofl
Leave him in the past then, again he’s there for a reason, im looking for someone to just pick my lil ass up, ram my back against the wall, and blow it out……. Oh my bad forgot I was on a blog, …..sarcasm
Unless he heard from the curb she’s newly single and wants to play them mind games…you know how they do…
not my post though lol …. still lost
i WANT TO HE WAS THE BEST I EEEEVER HAD TO!!!
Wutty B…what happened to you and 6??
If he calls..this will be me rushing to him…I ain’t gone front…
Hahaha haha hahaha
away with you Sassy, and your professional “assessment” ROFL!!!!!!
Off Topic: Anyone watch the Black Ink Reunion last night?
Mz Whang! I can’t talk about it againt. long short of it. I hurt his ego, he took solace in text..sexting his ex girlfriend in NC..I saw the text on his phone we argued and its over.
someone put the video of dude on the roof, doing his dance, and they put the hotline bling song as the background
Dayum I dig your logic and your right! He does do it for me! and its my birthday too!
Sounds like the story I wrote yesterday.. he picked her up and bounced fukked her pressed her against the wall and tore her back out! lol
Lololololol fo why come? ?????? Fine!!!! Taking my whine coolers with me.
Mental illness is rampant in the black community. It’s too bad Obama won’t address it or increase the budget for mental health programs. Instead, he spends BILLIONS on training rebels in Afghanistan and dropping tons of ammunition to them.
ROFL I just looked at this again!!! LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Yep , that beard made me feel some type away about drake.
Lol!
I hope this aint Left Eye lil bro…
Where’s Serena??
Since MisTaken isn’t here to let you know, I’ll say it, “You DESERVE!”
They had a reunion? First a spin off, then this. Awwww, shucks! Next they’ll be able to offer dental insurance to their employees.
Hold up though… is that Safaree doing security for Drake now? I’m mad if it is :shakes fist:
WOOOT!!! yes I do!!!
I enjoyed the video…I see his sense of humor all through it…
My lil cousin in this video..I feel old and I’m only 30, LOL! They was roasting him behind the scenes…
Exactly.
Not on IG…his dorkness was cute. He knows he can’t dance but he was enjoying himself..
GIRL . . .
Eh..I say ride it until you almost go blind then stop…get your sight back and right it again.
A dork living his dreams, with money in the bank. I’d love to be a dork.
Hip Thrusting with the best of ’em
ROFL… I want to but I think imma ride the bed tonight and get over one dyck totally before I hop another.. even though that dack was AAAAWWWEEEESSOMEE
Have fun and take ya rubbers don’t want to end up on Maury!
A talented Dork living the life. I’d trade his bank account. Lol
Damn, he looks good here *swoons*
You guys can say what you want about Drake, but you can’t deny that he’s looking sexy azz hell with that hair on his face for a lite brite.
RIGHT I always carry them!
I hate you for this.?
“I got strippers in my life but they virgins to me”
From Maliah to jhonni that’s how drake gets down the only clean wholesome girl he’s been known to mess with is Serena
Understood…. that means she can’t let him just lay around afterwards. She needs to kick him out when she’s done. No laying around and cuddling. We ain’t making love, we’re flucking.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa8b61a88a1ab649fe6530ec43f49755b57c1bd8b3070ca24b95853305aa5c2b.gif
Yes sign me up immechedly.
This comment made me giggle!
Hmmm I dunno. I kind of like dorks, in high school I loved a boy who was a foot shorter than me, had glasses, and seizures once a week. Dorks need love too. But Drake is a wealthy confident dork who has been in the gym so he is unbothered.
Wack to wack….
*TEARS* Bwhahahahahahahaa!!
Nigga was tearing that air up, wasn’t he?!
You’re right. I’m totally Beyonce. *flips hair and slaps on body suit*
IONO WATT I just watched *snickers* BUT it looked aight to me
Go head young people!
yes
I thought the same thing. I thought he was just having fun. He knows he can’t dance like Breezy.
Man…buff Drake is fine..lol. He’s dancing how some of these guys be dancing in the confines of their room when they’re getting ready..lol.
SAVE IT! AND GET THE DUCK! FUGG THAT BULLSHATT. YOU WANNA FEEL GOOD, OR NOT?!?!?!?! *bams desk*
It’s ya Birthday
LMAO! Girl I seent that! Bwhahahahahaha!
He is the biggest Dork I’d smash to smithereens !
lol..you right…it wont heal your heart
Looks like he just decided to have fun with the video.
He still Drizzy and Drizzy paid! ?
He reminds me of my bipolar..sexual predator brother in law. Therefore I can’t stand Drake lol…
He was doing the ‘Carlton’ from Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Ha!
Ain’t that the truth!
Lmfao. Drake is like prematurely the old black Uncle at the fam reunion who swears he can sing and stay drunk. I got a linen pants suit and the loafers fresh for him rn. Can’t stop laughing.
And no. He still look like a thumb to me. The beard does kinda make him look like a mainstream friendly version of Joe Budden tho.
He is a wealthy dork …. I bet he saves all that money and goes back to acting full time.
it aint right V!
I be scared to see what kind of pics / gifs u bout to post ???
He do look fruity from the small part I’ve seen but I don’t have a Twitter and don’t need a Twitter.
Ha!!!
Dis my song…you don’t need nobody else…you used to call me on my cellphone…
The dorkyness(made up word) is what makes him so great ? I rather have a dork then a thug!
Exactly the video just shows he’s having fun living life
I love u guys an y’all don’t even know it. I be creeping reading ya’ll comments. It makes my day. Thank ya’ll. Hehe
Serena? Wholesome? Bish where?!?
ever since i left the city!!!
drake = ?. ? looks good on him. cute video.
You know what I think ? Daddy is what I think.
Bawaahahah rofl ????
Truth!
It look like a broke down whip and a na na….but it works….lovin this video
I think most of them are hate because he’s being himself and doesn’t care what anybody thinks and drake has always been this dude so what’s really new
Well, he is white so only half of him has rhythm I guess. Poor Serena.
Maybe in some bussy.
The beard IS good ! !! Major improvement !
I did and it was TRAGIG!..and of course Dutchess tried to make it all about HER.
Omg why did I go to a birthday party Saturday and the birthday girl’s drunk uncle was there with his white linen suit on dancing with everybody . He is one of my favs..just funny as hell but yes he did cut the fool!
I See U Drake…………..
those aren’t calton dance moves they’re jamaican dances he be hanging with popcaan
If he starts dutty windin’, I’m outta here….
Lol well she’s more wholesome in the sense that she makes her own money, she’s never been on a pole, she’s never done porn, she’s not gold digging looking for a come up, she has her original body parts and last but definitely not least she grew up with a fathers love and support…. Something you will find many thots are missing ?
How twitter going to clown him this week but but was just d**k riding him during the meek mill beef smh
Wait n!cca twitter has not saved up enough snack pack per diem checks to actually have a real website called black twitter, yet?
Whites and there zany hashtags and silicon valley infrastructure (data servers, cables, computers, and so much more can be paid for with money and not prayers)
I couldn’t watch the video, his level of lameness hit an all new level
How is this even considered Music?
He can dance all the way to the bank tho….
Dyin laughing @ ‘seizures once a week’.
Awww…I’m sorry to read that bew. I wasn’t here when/if you talked about it before..so I didn’t know.
*hugs you REAL tight*
Looks cute af to me.
Lmao??
#word