How Hawt is Adele’s Bodyguard?

Sandra Rose November 30, 2015

Este es el nuevo guardaespaldas d Adele,antes de Lady Gaga.Músculos no le faltan al hombrote este.Peter Van Der Veen pic.twitter.com/xXPW9d22yb

— PATRI (@Patriii38) November 27, 2015

Adele‘s bodyguard nearly broke Twitter.com over the weekend. Adele’s female and male fans alike are salivating over the former Mr. Europe.

Mashable blog tracked down his government name, Peter Van der Veen, and the fact that he once guarded Lady Gaga’s superstar bod.

Twitter followers are flooding Adele’s timeline with tweets detailing what they would do to Peter’s hawt body.

“Adele’s bodyguard could Set Fire to the Rain, he is that hot,” tweeted one Adele follower.

A Mashable commenter wrote: “That awkward moment when Adele becomes the bodyguard for her hot bodyguard.”

Hello adele's bodyguard, it's me pic.twitter.com/XbR6Mj2KO5

— bryanboy (@bryanboy) November 18, 2015

iWasteTime

le sigh
lil goodie

Looks gay
GTFOHWTBS

good gawd. im getting hot
Di Ana

He aight but the face don’t go with the body.
Di Ana

Lol
Futuredocdonte

? nicca up there with his birdcage showing looking like a roast chicken. Ol Roger from America Dad head azz
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

he’s sexier clothed… the shirtless pic looks ‘odd’ …let’s keep it covered Van der Peen!
*giggles*
yallcrazy

I don’t like that 1st pic he look like a d!ck head. But the ones in his clothes and beard are very nice.
LibraGirlonly

Must be a slow news day.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

He looks nice in his suit! :woot:
harley_quinn2.0

He looks better dressed. That pic with his shirt off makes him look like Bull from Night Court.
harley_quinn2.0

Looks photo shopped ?
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

meh..does nothing for my juices…kinda dried my “rain” up…
VDot

Ummm he looks like a bloated Q-tip in that shirtless pic.
Junkanoo

Adele dresses like a mature celebrity from the 1960’s ….. I don’t understand all the hype around her an her sad depressing catalog of songs
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

#1 He needs to take his hands up off his hip
SummerBaby

That 1st pic reminds me of A Different World when Whitley photoshopped Dewayne Wayne’s head on a muscular body for that calendar she was working on ?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Now that’s ah Rarity!
iWasteTime

Dizzle!!!!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I saw an episode this weekend. When Kimberly was waiting on her Medical School acceptance letters
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

WATT she got some cobbler in the side of her mouth?!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

*cackles*
(you know you want some, ROFL!)
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Bull
Roz
jussaying

The first pic does not look real… And/or it looks like it was dug from 1995…
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

WHALE I guess Imma go eat my 4lb salad now
Sincerity7

I thought the same thing. Photo looks strange and slightly ghey.
harley_quinn2.0

Roz was the shiznyee. Everytime I look at dude uptop I’m like ooohkay ?
harley_quinn2.0

I remember ????
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Peter Van der Veen
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Farfegnuggen
Blaque Mahogany

Well he looks better with hair but I will still pass.

I thought Adele was a lot smaller now. Guess not. Shrug. She still has a pretty face…most of the time.
harley_quinn2.0

It’s probably a photo he used when auditioned for a part on Baywatch ???
thrift.store.jungle

although vanilla is not my preferred flavor i can say that he looks better in the suit.
harley_quinn2.0

I thought so too ?
Just Keya

Now I am singing the theme music in my head….well humming it, it did not have words lol
ShelbyMoore

He looks better in the suit.
Ms.Capricorn101

Why his head shaped like a jelly bean?
my view

I don’t see how he almost broke the net
SummerBaby

He has crazy eyes in that pic w/Adele ?
Bootcampgirl

Afternoon Roses…
The suit I like, that one uptop, not so much…
iWasteTime

He looks better in the suit with the buzz cut. ..
MissyJ

He look better clothes on… That old spice look is not for him
Too Many Colors

With his clothes on he kinda cute. Without em he look like a muscular Conehead
harley_quinn2.0

I loved that theme song. I would say night court, golden girls, and Laverne & Shirley have the best theme songs ?.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Agreed!
Too Many Colors

I see he one of those that don’t tan well maybe
Ms.Capricorn101

@View. He probably laid that heavy ass head on the net, therefore breaking it.
Bootcampgirl

Adele killing it in record sales…
my view

lololol
harley_quinn2.0

I think he’s in snap a bytch neck mode just in case someone gets too close.
my view

she made history or something like that….sadly i wasn’t apart of the 3.however million
Just Keya

YES!!!!
Bootcampgirl

I was…sort of…
SummerBaby

That’s probably what it is
Bootcampgirl

bryanboy is thirsty…lol
MissyJ

For those that don’t know… This man is precisely what white dack look like ???
ShelbyMoore

I still can’t believe Adele’s supposedly in her 20’s. Geeze she looks old.
Yardgirl

Yep first thing I thought was photo shopped. Looking like the small headed dude from Beetlejuice!! o_O *shudder*
Bootcampgirl

upon further viewing, he puts me in the mind of David Beckham and Jason Statham(Transporter)…very nice looking in suits…
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

off topic: can we just give Jared “Subway” Fogle’s Ex-wife a round of applause for taking her kids, her original last name, and getting the fugg on somewhere AWAY from Jared and his mess! Finally, somebody chose not to ‘stand by her man’ and his b.s. Chick will not be talking about ‘it’s a private family matter that will make us stronger in the end, so please respect our marriage and our privacy’ …old girl said fugg you Jared, and it’ll be cold day on the subway before you see MY chirrens again!
harley_quinn2.0

???
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

what is “white rack” @missyjsays???
Bootcampgirl

:Applause: that was her best option, what kind of example is that for her kids…
Just Keya

That is fantastic!!!!! You go lady!!!! Collect your coin and get gone!
Bootcampgirl

All the way off topic: Anyone with a Roku having issues with casting??
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

I’ve had none (could it be a problem with one of your other accounts?)
Bootcampgirl

Honey Boo Boo mama should have took notes and maybe they show would still be on air…:kona:
shaybytheway

A true butta face!
Too Many Colors

I read that shit when divorce was final few days ago like bish you better geaux!?
Too Many Colors

THIS HERE.
Bootcampgirl

I don’t think so, you have the beta version still right? Or did you get something else..when I try to connect from my laptop is shows as a device and starts to load on the tv screen but then just shuts off???? I bought a Chromecast..
jussaying

lmbo!! that’s the only explanation for that goofy arse pose.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers
jussaying

it’s just annoying to me when she’s praised for a ‘soulful’ “big” voice, but our singers who can sing just as soulfully or big are overlooked. but that seems to be a common thing – white people getting praised for making “black” music, however, when it’s the inverse.. crickets.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

Yasss! said she filed within HOURS of hearing of his plea deal! Lol! she was probably round there talkin bout, ‘yall get your shoes on and get in the car!’ ROFL!!!!!
jussaying

lol noo, that 70s show. i love that theme song: hello wisconsinnnnn.

eta: fresh prince.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

(I don’t think June got right good sense, smh)
Just Keya

*snickers* So Lisa Turtle is on IG talking her ex husband’s peen smells like corn chips….mind you, she was the one screwing him. #IHollered but #TheyBothNasty
Bootcampgirl

Agreed, but honestly, I did like that show…:ashamed:
Blaque Mahogany

Is that the one with the mental illness?
Just Keya

Her or him? I think they both have one. But she read the shyt outta him though. smh.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

um, you’ve lost me… where is Time Waster???????
iWasteTime

she got a ig??
what is the @?
Bootcampgirl

lol…
Blaque Mahogany

Is that the white man you had the torrid love affair with?
Just Keya

@thelarkvoorhies
my view

She came back and said she was hacked lolol
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

I too enjoyed it (but probably for all the wrong reasons… now I watch Hollywood Hillbillies… )
Jen_n_juice

Not my cup of tea but hey I’m sure he’s nice in someone’s eye
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

No, Keya!!!! where is her mama????
lil goodie

Keep ya clothes on and then say chez……Looks better
Bootcampgirl

State of Emergency called for OK yesterday…yikes…I am not ready for this weather at all…
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

you & Keya goin to hail… CRINE.
Too Many Colors

I blame her mother. For allowing her speak/be on social media period
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Hey DTS…(HHHUGGS) LOL truth..
lil goodie

What you got going?
Too Many Colors

I just said this
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

get out mine!
Just Keya

Her pictures on IG look 100x better than we have seen her. She looks good and healthy. But I am still cracking up! Said the ex has an Obama phone.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

what yall getting????
Just Keya

she said her ex has an Obama phone that she had to keep putting minutes on. hahahahahahaha
jussaying

aww i love jason’s five head self. did you see him in that movie spy?
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

LMAO! I might should leave…. ’cause…
iWasteTime

I was just thinking that and she seems lucid talking about how broke Jimmy is and putting money on his Obama phone!!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

well maybe this is a good sign maybe she’s back on her meds…
Just Keya

I am thinking so.
Just Keya

Then went on to say he got fired from Taco Bell. I am DONE!
harley_quinn2.0

Do you see his stonewash jeans ?
Bootcampgirl

I have, I more like his Crank and Transporter roles…That entire 1st scene of Transporter 1 is the business…
Bootcampgirl

Oh, I live in DE, is was just reading about OK
Too Many Colors

Me too?
harley_quinn2.0

That it’s show doesn’t even come close. I’ll give fresh prince a honorable mention.
jussaying

i didn’t make it through crank but i love his transporter roles and italian job. my favorite film he’s been will forever be Snatch though. brad pitt’s character lol. love him for days.
http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

Exactly….
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Clothed yes up top nooooo
Just Keya

She did not have to read him like that. Said it is no sex tape because the man can not afford a camera. Oh and she is finishing up her album -_-
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

lawd, Rofl! (but is that where she met him?)
Just Keya

RIGHT!!!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

I want you to get off her page… :tears:
jussaying

whaaaat, lol nooo i love the baseline. moesha was a fave one of mine too and the parkers. OH OH DOUG. douuuug was like that. and dexter’s lab and power puff girls. fiiiightiiiing criiiime, trying to saaaaaave the worrrlllddd.. here they come juuuuust in tiiime. OH OH and duck tales! and proud family!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6l6Lw8bPWI&list=PLEzsuLYKNT8tXe5-kCL07_zrtFB84Yahe
Just Keya

I really need to. hahahhahah.
harley_quinn2.0

Album? ?
Just Keya

Proud Family was my ish!
jussaying

lmao at least they aren’t those ugly jean cargo pants.
Just Keya

Album. Said she coming for that number one spot. lmao. No, she did not say that. But her album will sadly sit right next to Gina’s from Martin…
http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

I think his body is too big for his little round head ? I think he looks better in his suit …
Yoni

Backwoods incest trailer type sense.
jussaying

man that cartoon holds a special place in my heart.. lol also i’m mad i’m jamming to this duck tales song liiike. yasss, sing it girl. not ponytails or cotton taaaillls, it’s DUCK taaaales.
Sexy CJ

***********
Too Many Colors

Just read…that was her third husband.
Bam Bam Li

Just no…..his head looks photoshopped onto his body….just no, seen better lol
Too Many Colors

New post
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

she said tell Adele to look over her shoulder? Lol!
Too Many Colors

I’m dead AF at this meme. ?
Just Keya

DEAD
Just Keya

Say what?! smh
Yoni

But did you see where a chimney intruder got lit the fugg up? I thought about you and “ashy” in yo gravi. That fugga tried to break in. Got stuck. Homeowner came home like “shidd it’s cold in he’a.” *lights fire and chestnuts* Heard screaming and the dumb fugga died. #vapesweak
MissyJ

As much as I type dack my phone still don’t wanna act right ??
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

ROFL!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

hush!!??
see that’s why you need a screeM on your chimley!
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

right. like when the two ‘smartest’ cousins get chose to marry so they can hook their camper plumbing to the big trailer
PettyEyezPrime

This is what’s hot? I’m going to die alone? then.
He would have to be fully clothed all the time. Even in the shower.
SunnyChi

That head on that body, crazy looking.

Not hawt at all.
Yoni

Sorta, but different. LOL
Yoni

Keeps the critters out………LITERALLY! And in THIS case, a CRISPY critter.
Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

my baby sister texted me a couple weeks ago. she was barricaded in her room because they were having the chimney serviced, and the people found birds. she said there were 2 techs but one had to do all the work because the other one (a young brother) was scared of birds. LMAO!!!!!!!!!
therealashland

the shirtless picture , makes him look like ding a ling
i troll it like i see it

Clearly he puts in work at the gym, good on him for that…don’t know if he “sets fire to the rain” but more handsome than average men for sure.
Yoni

#fired – no pun LMAO
Empress

Uuhm that top pic? Is that Mr Clean does a porn? No thank you.
Lolalao

He looks better in the second pic. I like chocolate so I’ve got nothing..
JustmeMiMi

This dude looks like those creatures in I Am Legend. Please keep your clothes on sir smh.
Renee Bee

Move along folks. Nothing to see here. ?
lyn Alexandra

Looks better with clothes on, but still not attractive to me, I like straight men.
lyn Alexandra

Lol
lyn Alexandra

Right!
Hmmm~?

I wake up and this is the first thing I see on Twitter. I swear, sprites always get hyped for having the most basic features. This guy looks like a bald muscular thumb. Ain’t nothing special about him other than muscles.
lyn Alexandra

The muscles even gross me out, his head to small, looks put together like legos!
Brownie

His head/ shoulder ratio….
Meme81

He looks better with clothes on, but even then…eh.
Meme81

Exactly, I wrote the same thing before I saw your comment. His shirtless pic he looks disproportionate or sumthin’.
Fendi

He looks better clothed. He looks like a voodoo doll in that shirtless pic. Shrunken head self.
Fendi

Mr. Clean.
Willetta

How YOU Doin’??!!
Dee

He looks better with clothing on and maybe even a hat. Yuck.
morenYAHdelsur

He likes them BBW!
Sleepy One

He looks better with clothes on, his head don’t match his body.
morenYAHdelsur

LOL! Looks a little odd in that first pic ?
morenYAHdelsur

Not a thumb though ????
LipstickANDlace

Ummm no
I cAll ThE sHoTs…

He looks like a peenus
Daffany Rose-Gilbert

Big body lil head
Luv Pitties

I was thinking the same thing and he’s probably a bottom. Lol
Luv Pitties

I bet he talks just like him too, lol
hotcocoa2

Ewww…
1/8

I’m one to talk, but he’s too vanilla for me.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Bless her heart. I was wondering if that was before or after…nevermind.
Calikush

???What’s up with the photo with his shirt off? Yeah, he looks a little zesty! But whatevs!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

I know I shouldn’t be laughing…
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

How in the hayle did she fast track that? He just pled. That thing is over already? Did he sign in prison and just said eff it?
JENNYJONES1

HE LOOKS BETTER WITH HIS CLOTHES ON, IN A SUIT B/C YES HE DOES LOOK A WEE BIT GAY WITH THE SHIRT OFF AND THAT LONG NECK. LOL!!!……..JENNY JONES!!!
abby500

His head is too small for his body.
Gina Waters

He gives me gas #kanyeshrug.
tynamight

I mean, he alright if u n2 muscular white men. *yawns*
chappedlippz

His head does not match his body….