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WHALE WHALE WHAAALLLEE FINALLY I GET IN THIS PIECE EARLY…BWAHAHAHA!

More hair foolishness ?

QUESTION!!!
WOMEN:Which would your rather have…big dyck..weak stroke game bad lip service… lil dyck fire stroke game mean tongue…

MEN Which one for you? Fire azz head..puzzy loose like a wet sock.. tight wet puzzy..head like she just ate a sourpunch candy.

He must have a play
– Kink in my Hair
-Lion King
-Color Purple (hey I’m trying to give a good reason for him)

Ain’t no way he is wearing it to find a mate

So that pic did get you thinking.

Hoe… this ain’t the buffet

Interesting?

I hope he didn’t think that was hot.

Who is the guy tweeting here?

Boring. How yo? :confused:

I watched a lot of Unsung over the weekend. In almost every episode they talked about all the groupies. I wanna know who mama, auntie, sister, cousin or their self was being a groupie. I know someone got a story.

So big dick weak stroke was him? Lol

QTNA

Ok so if you like steak and you eat it a few days in a row..its still good right..try eating errday for 6 months.. He became predyck-table. same shyt all the time.. scoot close rub the tits kiss the neck lift the leg diddle the clyt put it in stroke until he came and falls the sleep..sometime still in the coo..

:debbiedownersillyface:

AND why are you still reminiscing on this cat’s skills

Kinda cuz he was tall and Im not. 6’6 is alot of man even in a King size bed. He would try to put my legs over his shoulders but that lifted me way off the bed so we figured it out and just let them rest on his chest when he was tipsy and wanted it that way my guts couldnt take that ish. so he didn’t have alot of control. doggy was a lil better until it got good to his azz then..smh…

what? Brenden you lovez sex what happen boo?

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Smh…Wut, I’m convinced you was a man in your former life lmao.

ROFL I hate yew!!! but truth. but seriously I thought about our sex life. I remember when he use to just touch me and I get the horny tingles. I could barely respond to him in the end. I remember like giving him some goot head he was like bay turn over and give me some from the back. I wasn’t even wet…so thats why that pic did nothin for me…

As long as the routine includes an orgasm I’m good. ?

ROFL!

Is it just me or do y’all have problems with looking white men in the eyes? I had one today kept tryna stare me in the eyes I’m like no sir…not today…

Ok, how does this cat even fugg or get fugged?!

Me too!

You think he was trying to bodysnatch you? Possess you? He was a demon perhaps?

Can you imagine looking down and seeing that bullshyt between your legs? Looking like effed up antlers? I’d quit…or chop it off.

He want everyone know he reppin his ankh ?

Dead

yuck! none of the above. i’m happily celibate… can’t even imagine going back to these situations… ewww.

Lol ish I dunno I just felt uncomfortable…I’d go with possess me lol

yep its a crap shoot. I told about my friend who tried to jump on the tall bandwagon got a dude with a itsy bitsy peen. he wore a size 13 shoe! ROFL trick the shyt out of her!

lolololololol…

Easier to suck too…

Maybe he was nosferatu. You might have saved your soul. Maybe he was trying to flirt. Was he cute?

I couldn’t imagine looking down at it, up at it, turn around and see it, upside down looking at it. NONE

Lol shoot everytime I gets off my period I’m on the hunt but I snap into my senses cause of all these diseases…SO technically right now I am celibate but my ex been hitting me and I’m so tempted lol

Hell to the naw he wasn’t cute…damn near on fester level…bald, rock head

Child thats why my mind is running dirty right now cuz im almost off…

Lol. Does celibate mean you are waiting until marriage?

Chit be looking like a dread wrapped d!ldo between ya legs.

I just wanna grab that chit, and snatch the chit outta him. Know his neck hurt.

DTS…I just thought about WHYYY he sent me this fugging pic… He knows my cycle and KNOWs when Im at my horniest..this bastid ain’t shyt…

Im trying to get out the mindset bigger is better is all. Ive had a short one that blew my mind but he had prollems in other areas.Some women don’t have your mindset they think bigger is better…not always…

GOOD NIGHT YALLL!!! HAVE A GOOD ONE SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!!

good for you. welcome to the club!

Bigger HURTS.

Yes it does…that was my first pen*s…

YOU STOOOOPID!!!!!????

The other day I looked down and DF’s head looked so super smooth and shiny I started laughing. It was like a bowling ball. I cracked up for five minutes straight…I don’t even know why it was so funny to me. Big azz bowling ball head dummy ???

Chile, are you Zane in real life? You and these sex stories, what else do you write about?

I thought that was a woman from the first pic…..it’s Friday tomorrow soooo…*goes to bed*

Back on topic!
Is YoungPizza saying this cat is Clockable, or WATT?!
Fuggs going on here?

Be done laughed the duck up outta ya!

was it the lil picture or the name, “tuck on the rise” that made you inquire????

MOD….BODY SNATCHERS!!!!!?
For this one i think its a POWER thing.i have no problem looking ANYONE in the eyes….but…maybe you have to be there to see it.lawd,pray for us all if he try sumthin crazier…he creeps me out

WHALE since you asked *snorts*
It’s youngpizza’s name, His hairdo, and the chubby boy’s stance(see his fingers/hand) OH AND tuckontherise

So is the guy in the pic Yung Pizza’s boifriend? He’s the queen in the relationship? Is that it?

I’m so confused about what’s going on up top.

Lol I made sure mine was experienced my first time was not about to be lame and dry lol

I usually don’t either but lately I’ve been off…maybe I need to get laid lol

I went to his Twitter I think he’s trying to tell women they are worthy & he would be the guy to appreciate them.

Sounds good, but how the fugg he gon appreciate anybody, when that fool don’t appreciate his roots or his neck??????

Dead

Lmfao

A+ for creativity and execution. D- for practicality ??

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His hairstyle doesn’t make me moist. He made me think about Don’t Be a Menace with the black guy talking about Nubian queens then going to the white chick.

Hilarious ?

There’s this guy on IG always talking about queens and how he’s looking for a woman of substance etc… He talks a good game but is single and a part of me wonders if it’s because he’s super lame. Based on the number of available black woman if he’s such a self professed catch why has no one caught him?

I know he be in the salon allDAMNday just to take some IG flicks and post an inspirational tweet

“Conscious” niggas is THEE worst. I’ll pass……..

He look like a damn fool! That hairstyle is screaming, “I ain’t got a job”, “I be in the studio”…

Conscious niggas—surely this is an oxymoron.

BiG dik, no thought put in to this answer at all

Dead ..lol

Men and selfies I can’t!

Lol

Hello Whitty! Hope all is swell.

Exactly…where you work at? I rap…

We just don’t have an identity!!!! Instead of worrying about where you come from… worry about who you are as a person and your own character… then get into all these things without looking a DAYUM FOOL OUT HERE IN THESE STREETS.

It’s creative, and ridiculous. In that order!

Plus.. who wants to be all stretched out down there… then its the big ones that wanna go in your boonk.

Without a cd or mixtape in sight

accurate!

or “i used to play ball… in middle school”

Overpromise…. under perform. Them short ones have the surprises.

New post about a closeted Gay

Now that im thinking about it…it maybe sumthing a tad sexual about it…

@Brenden. Don’t listen to Brenden y’all, he round here buying condoms from Dollar Tree & shyt. Lol. #NoCharlieSheen.

Lol pretty much

Hell prolly is…I’ve had that before too…

I wonder if I follow him ?

When I see people with hot pink, green, aqua blue hair color or hairstyles like the one in this pic or folks covered in tats (especially neck tats) from head to toe, I always wonder what do they do for a living where its acceptable to look this way. I guess if you’re a tattoo artist its cool to be covered in tats or if you’re a hair stylist, then you could get away with hairstyles/colors like this, *****hunch shoulders****
I know if I owned a business, I wouldn’t want you as the front desk receptionist or working security for my company, not even in a call center setting.

I’m late. Plz tell me someboby said he look like one of the teletubbies. Don’t let me down.

Jokes aside, it would be an interesting addition for a fashion shoot or runway, but no bueno for everyday

Heh!! Been working like a Hebrew slave with no straw!! ????

Good to see you Whitty…i wonder is WITTY WITH WORDS ever coming back

Hey dearie…as bad as this is i seen a hoe with GREEN hair with a REAL cut up HUNDID DOLLA BILL sprinkled all up and thru ther….i can remma thinking…dear lawd whea do ppl get this typa money….that is my phone bill money all cut up on this bih head.yep,Harley,a little of me died there on the spot????

It’s an Egyptian symbol that means eternal life.(Ankh) The Breath of Life

Lol.

They sound like the rambling prisoner that Damon Wayans play on ‘In Living Color’. A bunch of nonsense, mixed in with sexism, misogyny and patriarchy. I need him to tell us how many kids he got………. keep his eyes on his own damn paper, stop worrying about what women do with their bodies.

Watching The Wiz on NBC and so far, it’s fantastic!

I worked in a hospital where the Medical Records Manager’s arms and hands were covered in tattoos. The moment I saw him, I said, “someone made a big mistake.” Within a few weeks of his employment, he was fired, because he spent 90% of his time in his office with the lights out, listening to gangster rap.

I’m going to just say no…. Nah… BAPS 2.0 I guess.

It’s an ankh. It is his form of self-expression/Black pride. At least he isn’t walking around with a blond Caesar and/or a Bigen beard with a chalk outline around it.

I’m late but I’ll take option A. You can always do all the work.

HE TOOK IT ENTIRELY TOO FAR…IS HE GOING TO WORK WITH THAT? I LIKE MY NEW STYLE BUT DAMN THERE’S A FINE LINE BETWEEN CREATIVE AND CRAY

Lawd nooo

Haha haha. Heck no. Tell then oh OK. Well let me do you then you can do me. That used to work but now a days……..

Who in this day and time picks up their iPhone 6 plus and texts a friend for the phone number to UPS? WHY not take that time to GOOGLE the mofos? It’s been about a year since i had to check her about playing me like a phone book. Sigh.

Creativity is a beautiful thing….

I just love the fact that he’s in touch with his roots. .. no pun. … salute black man?

It looks cool to me. I wouldn’t date him with his hair like that, but at least he seems to know something about African culture/history. Could be worse, could be rocking a blonde wig.

Will someone slap some knowledge, wisdom, and understanding into this fool.

I get the cause.. Not sure I would do this with mine tho..

I am embarrased for him