According to Zimbabwe Newsday, a 15-year-old girl who is in her third trimester of pregnancy claims “an Angel of God” visited her one night and told her she was chosen to carry Jesus Christ’s baby.
“He told me that he was a Nephilim (Angel), like those described in the Bible,” explained the young girl. “He told [me] that he had a message from Jesus, He said that I was going to be pregnant, and that I would give birth to a son, Jesus’ son.”
Her doctor is skeptical of her divine claims.
“Her claims of “Virgin pregnancy” are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention,” said her gynecologist.
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I mean, well, Mary did it and THREE “daddies” showed up at the manger.
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That baby gon be the anti Christ ?
“Her claims of “Virgin pregnancy” are technically true, but that doesn’t
mean there was a divine intervention,” said her gynecologist.
I had a classmate in 12th grade that was a pregnant virgin. She was heavy pettting, he ejaculated on her “special place”, the sperm swam & she was preggo. TRUE STORY.
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I read about this the other day. #shrug
“Her claims of “Virgin pregnancy” are technically true, So he examined her and she stll in tact. Is that what im reading Sandra? I got to read this a third time
Well, my friend’s mom convinced herself that her pregnancy (of my friend) was a tumor. She was going through a bad divorce and her only consideration was switching her cigarettes to low tar. If my friend’s mama can convince herself a baby is a tumor, this girl can convince herself she is carrying the next Hey-soos. **shrugs** Whatever works!
the sperm swam & she was preggo. TRUE STORY.
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Pass the INTACT hymen and everything???? That was a strong lil fukka, won’t he?
I’ve seen something on tv about that happening to a girl before.
scary! thank goodness I was more into heavy stroking than petting. every kid I have I earned. *smiles sheepishly*
Suzanne Somers said that ish in her book that I read years ago. I was like Chrissy Snow if you dont STOP this mess. Smdh.
Suzanne pure said she still had her PANTIES ON.
TM-muhfukkin-I
Gurl bye
#FreeMyUnclePeaches
*snorts*
Good question bcuz I’m trying to figure that out too! SO the OB-GYN is saying she is a virgin right? But being prego from Jesus is in possible right? Chile I can’t today,I feel light headed after reading this so let me go warm up my lunch and eat b4 I faint behind this type of foolery.
Nooooo!! I can’t believe that. My mind refuses to accept that logic.
I would like to talk about how you “Sandra” always downs black people! You are uniformed about the Black Panther Party. You called them names, these are the people that tried to help people like you. You sit there and down other black entertainers that are only trying to uplift black people.. Sandra, W T F do you do to uplift your people?? Do you hate being black??
I’m going to keep my comments to myself with this one.
Kanye about to be mad as hell.
Sounds like something he would want the world to know he would do.
and thinking about this….we all know how “slide to the side” goes. a lot of thangs can happen with panties on.
Happy birthday, Huey P. Newton. Rest in power. ??
So is she having a boy?! ?
I have heard of other cases, as well. *Kayne shrug”
That was a good arse book. I read it twice. But that part… I side eyed lol.
Yeah that angel of God was named Tyrone Efufu
You mean the Pastor at your church claiming he is Jesus reincarnated? -_-
Back in the day my school’s sex Ed class used to tell us this was possible. I just thought they were trying to scare us.
ha ha ha!
I do not know. I have heard of other cases, as well. *Kayne shrug”
*snorts*
Well, you know Chrissy was as dumb as a box of rocks anyway.
That’s how Allen Iverson was conceived. Mind you, his mama’s nickname is “Juicy,” but I’ma believe her story since she was only 15 at the time of conception.
Me too! Which is why I think it may have some credence.
Sit the fck down little girl ?
Thanks for the Juicy reference. It’s all about context.
Either she fawkin and got pregnant or she is still a Virgin and holding in a lot of gas. Can’t just poot in front of everybody
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
I have some eye candy, so I’ll post a little something. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b865a30a25b85de5c0c99fe8bafa03c6acc7260e042ff16c98b6bc37efdd80f.jpg
Chrissy was an adult Ameila Bedelia lmfaooo.
More eye candy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a94061899e12fabaa9043d8575d94cb4bfbd56ca45b38070089a0e36ff13c8f6.jpg
If he would exhale, I could judge.
I’m exhaling all over the place!
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Yaasssss
The Nephilim were not angels. They were the hybrid offspring of bad angels who left heaven to have sex with the human woman on the earth. They were horrible which is why they died in the Flood of Noah’s day.
Ha! I used to love Amelia Bedelia! LOL!
He got a lady at home, that’s why he takes selfies in the car. But I like his intense stare & chocolately goodness.
come thru boo!!
When someone says “juicy,” I refer to Oaktown’s 357.
*sings* Juuuuiccccyyyyyy got ’em CRAZY, got ’em CRAZY, got ’em
cold goin’ mad! Cold goin’ mad!
LOL . . . ::pushes mic in your face:: you trying to say they had a Maury moment, and came to make sure they aint the pappy?
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I have watched one too many ep of Little Women of ATL recently because I saw Juicy and thought of Ms. Juicy from the Rickey Smiley show!
Hey!!! I was hoping to find you here! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/adf4e58f9865d628d899a0e506f6427f934acec5e2e58c11d8ca90a11ed51905.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/56d4d2f8805931083045cd5055c7e5b7023d5655cf2ff2abf201d8b98267e066.jpg
DEAD!! Resuscitate me please.
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You are correct. That slid right past me. Oooo, you can’t play around in Jesus name and think it’s gonna turn out ok. Ugh!
IDK who that is. ?
When you say “little women,” it makes me think of Pastor Troy who apparently impregnated some little woman on tv. Is she the same person?
I was born in Oakland and my sister has 357 in her SSN. That’s my SONG!
Those are just the two pics I chose. Lol
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Before I could read dolo, my cousin who yr older, used to bring those books home from the library. My uncle refused to read em to us cause he was like this broad is DUMB AF! And then yell at his wife (my cousin stepmom) for letting cuz check that mess out. *cries*
Okay, that’s better. But I have a husband so I would have to meet him in traffic anyway. Can’t have the hubs knocking on his door. *sigh
The EXACT SAME show. Matter of fact, his baby mama was cussing out Ms. Juicy on the show.
Fending-who this fiiione piece of chocolate be?
I’m still here for B. Angie B.
? Can you pump it when ya want to? Can you pump it when ya need to? Can ya pump it when ya want to? Can ya pump it when ya need?!.
Well, hello…
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OOOOO WEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Yes daddy. Go to court, get your settlement, then meet me in the ally to celebrate!
Yasee,,,God is gonna bless me, for luvin yew,,,for all the times that you treated me wrong and I kept being true…Said if you treat me bad or make me sad, my Fatha in Heaven is watching yew???
lawd…I remember “them” telling us this in sex education class in jr.high…my teacher was like yeah sperm can go through your Levis girls…we we’re like WOW….really?..today I’m like then it should have been a lot mo pregnant girls in jr.high . #IJS
I’m just a vessel
… Joe Maddison hit me with these thangs <3
heaven is watching you too bew <3
#FreeMyUnclePeaches
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damn I just comment about this…
Where is B Angie B?
That’s juicy from Ricky smiley.
I wish I knew. She used to date Mike Tyson. He may have her old beeper number or something.
They told us the same in sex Ed.
….
My sista ?? keep telling today’s mathematics ??
Every. Pic. So. Damn. Perfect.
you said this ain’t nothing but a washrag side baby?!
(they got Uncle Peaches???!! *places hysterical call to Western Union*)
Fix it… ?
WHOA….JUST WHOA.
She said vessel! Come through with the biblical words sis, come through??????
Hoochie mama! You better let that man tend to my unmarried soil. Make these rose bushes blossom! ???
See I moved from Cali so I’m here for all of it. Digital Underground, MC Hammer, Mac Dre, E40, B Angie B, Richie Rich, Keak Da Sneak, Keyshia Cole, Dangerous Dame, Too $hort & on & on & on.
I have to look him up. He is delectable, isn’t he?!.
I’m sooooooo mad at you I can’t even form the words. Just know you gettin cussed out whence the time is right??
Where can I find him ??…..I’m serious ??
Aaaaah!!!! Gone and do it. I’ll just drool at the pics.
??????????
Go, best friend, that’s MY best friend, that’s MY best friend! She finna fxck it up!!!
You did that!!!
That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying.
*SIGH* OKAY. ONLY bc UNC plays Duke tonight. I will put my hate aside for Mike and slow hand clap.
slow faints…..
What did this “angel” look like?
It’s probably the same angel that impregnated that MAN I met in the park 30 years ago!
I’ll take Betty Wright for $1000 Alex.??
I found his pic on IG. I will scout for him and the dark chocolate brotha I posted two pics of and reveal their identities.
Sorry sweetie, Congrats on the pregnancy and all but a Nephilim is one of Satan’s human/demon hybrid not God the creator. The Nephilim was fully explained in the The Book of Enoch and Enoch’s testimony was completely erased from the bible, I wonder why hmmm….
lays next to brooklyns mama
That is one of my fave gifs. I come in here and hit folks with the B Angie B dance. Esp on a Friday. LMFAOOO
LMAO!
That man might don’t want me. When I say every pic is perfect. Not a hair out of place. Not a spot on a garment…
Every head is bowed. Every eye is closed… ???
May EYE…I mean WE have something on Stokely Carmichael please and thank you? ..or do I need to keep scrolling? Lol
I used to have those patent leather Esprit shoes that she and 357 used to wear.
The good ol’ days.
???? hurh?? Don’t blame Mista Charlie, Mista Charlie is just a man and heeeees doing the best he can???
??? let the chuch say “hey man!”
She’s scared to become the shame of the family and disowned . Her daddy, uncle , cousin or … did it .
You had a pregnancy scare from a park hookup wit A MAYNE? Was it George Michael?
(you wouldn’t treat me bad like this if Uncle Peaches knew ’bout it) :cries:
“deport____”
*cackles*
Amen sista! The Book of Enoch told the truth about who the so called “Angel” Nephilim ppl really were.
YASSSS.
Richard Simmons
Or brother possibly. Sads
ENOCH IS IN THE APOCRYPHA RIGHT?
Lies allll Lies from a 12yr old who is sexually active…I wish my daughter would
This is an epidemic in Africa , they claim Jesus and Angels , because society doesn’t accept this ??
*dies*
Yup I believe so…
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
” her only consideration was switching her cigarettes to low tar”
Hot. Tears.
^^^^^^^^^
I usually enjoy your font… but today, right now, I want you to rest your fangas…
Appreciate it
Here is his IG info. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/156d3e1d461b8801f17d9215b437e991e09991f6c30a636d3076dfbf0bebd364.jpg
ROFL!!!!!
Jesus, u r NOT the father! #byegirl
THE BACKACHE IS REAL TODAY…EPIDURAL AFTER EFFECTS ARE NO JOKE. UGH.
Yay bewski
-SHAKES THAT MONKEY-
Yasss! ???
Poor baby who knows what’s going on for her to say this….
She likes to incite conversation. She likes to push people to do their own research. I have been a LURKER for years. At times, she does hold the least popular belief but usually she wants to spark debate.
Is that why mine be feeling like hell….I hope you feel better btw.
One Mo.
Or the pastor …smh
I believe you’re responding to the wrong comment. ?
You better do the education. It’s out there.
HONEY THIS JUST STARTED THIS MORNING…HELL IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE. I TOOK ONE MIDOL AND THE SHIT SAID, “BISH WHET?!”
Black History month: Was a black man the first person to introduce a bike sharing program to America?
https://youtu.be/Mqp_hwRbeiA
LET’S SEE…TRAFFIC LIGHT, AIR CONDITIONERS, SUPER SOAKER…SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME!
Moe (see gif) ?????
Okay, so we know that she is delusional and why give attention to someone who is delusional? I’m just saying.
I posted this yesterday but deleted it since it wasn’t in an open post.
‘I finished paying Sallie Mae Back… Mae Back’ It’s catchy and I like it. I’m going to start singing it whenever I pay somebody off.
https://youtu.be/JqbXQa05Z6c
Gene Anthony Ray aka Leroy. ??
Hey, she told me herself. Mama confirmed it. Thankfully, she didn’t suffer any physical or mental defects.
Hi, Richard. I’m 25%. ?
Whoot! Congratulations hun
But Phuck Sallie for real !
Yeah, but you been sleeping on my favorite. DMX in Belly. That 3 sec gif is just..**swoons** And we were just talking about him last week. Perfect time to throw that out. **sucks teeth** You slipping…
Awww feel better….Premenopausal symptoms are a bish, it’s what I’m going through. I think I’d rather have red versus this.
Thank goodness you signed that DNR. ?
Azie Taylor Morton served as the 36th Treasure from 1977 to 1981. Appointed by President Jimmy Carter, she is the only African American to hold the office and the only female African American signor of US currency. Her signature appears on Series 1977 and 1977A Federal Reserve Notes.
The Lord knows how much I love a chocolate man…
It’s more a preference because I’m an equal opportunity person when it comes to color but that chocolate gets me… er’time.
Epidural after effects??? It never occurred to me that this existed ??.
That’s my boo
I love Hershey’s Dark Chocolate men. At least be milk chocolate. But “Monsieur Noir…”
Speechless.
Dark Chocolate is good for you ??
I miss OUR boo. I want him back. And Sylvester James.
? Yooooooooou make me feel, miiiiiighty real!!! *twirls*
Did you sing it to Find My Way Back by Jahiem? That would be dope!! Congrats!!
The Nephilim where children of fallen angels that materialized and procreated , they were not angels themselves. They were giants ,and they were wicked. This child has obviously been reading her book of Bible stories, and has misconstrued what she read ,her Nephilim account is very inaccurate, however she obviously does not want to tell her family who the real father is , so she has conjured up this insanity.
Mr. Mann was doing a bike sharing program in the 80s! The other American programs were started in the 2000s!
Only 75% and up ??
Mine FINALLY stopped killing me…..youngest is 21. I was so happy when they did. It was hell on earth………Hope you feel better, Hun.
Why can’t this be me????
LOL
ITS DULL ACHES IN THE LOWER BACK…NOT SURE IF THERE’S A MEDICAL TERM. THAT MESS WAS NO JOKE AND CONTINUES TO BE NO JOKE. LOW1 IS 15 MONTHS OLD HELL!
lemme see if I can find Earl giving it to ole Keisha. Um momento
Love ’em all
I GOT THAT FAR TO GO??? NOOOOOO LORD NO!
Like someone mentioned below, it might have been Bro. Pastor that gave her that story to cover his tail.. Most 15 year olds don’t know about the nephillim or forbidden books.
I hate ever went to college. If had known like i do now ?
Glor-ay!!!
Dere he go!
It doesn’t happen to everyone, but I had to have an epidural for all 4 births, so multiple insertion points.
As long as you dont “write” my obit…I will be okay.
1977 was a great year.
Can’t knock the brother for rapping about paying his bills, hell I would be rapping too if I managed to pay off my student loans.
How long does the pain last? Is the pain similar to menstrual cramps?
I almost died!!!
Things that make you go mmm mmm mmm http://sandrarose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_bounce.gif
I love it! I swear I wish I could get them off my back. They got me feeling like 50 from the post yesterday.
Heyyyyyyyy it’s washboard Wednesday up in this bish http://sandrarose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_boobs.gif
whats up with the SR does not like black people folks today? folks like go STRAIGHT to hell SANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDRAHHHHHHHH
You hit it on the money with this one lol. My type of man for sure…
lady on Fame movie after Leroy auditioned: WHAT WAS THAT?
Debbie Allen: THAT? THAT is what you call FIERCE.
I’d say 1976 was too. LOL
It WAS.
I saw that too!
They been in posts all week actually with it.
Sometimes I think about if I lived back in the day when all Bible miracles were happening would I have been a believer….
Brenden you are a fool!!! I love you man, lol.. I know I dont know you, but I love the way you font…
I’ve been in & out all week so I’ve missed most of the posts. I actually have a little free time today.
Yaaaasss!!!! X putting in WORK!
I’ll be watching Fame and the Last Dragon this weekend ?
LMBO
Lol @ washrag side baby
She tried it. Blaming Jesus for her hoeism…smh
*giggles in hand*
Genesis chapter 6 explains the Nephilim.
Fame one of my all-time fave movies. Dude I was dating was like name your top 5 fave movies. I hit him with Fame, he was like I aint NEVER heard NOBODY SAY THAT. EVER.
You know I was thinking that , but I was trying to be discreet.
I know someone with the same story…except she werent no virgin…in 10th grade…she had been laying it low and spreading wide for her dude, but somehow ended up PG by side dude whilst hunching with pannies on shw swears there was no penetration
Nope she was being fast now she trynna claim Gabriel visited in her dream and inseminate her cus she don’t want to shame her parents. I bet her lunatic parents are some super religious folks who believe her. She was out there getting raw dogged in the village moms and pops she a lie
Lol
Lmaoo Mary was out there getting raw dogged on them hay stacks in the barns chile she a lie too
That’s all I remember watching as a kid cause when ain’t have cable. We would watch Fame, Krush Groove, Beat Street, sixteen candles, the breakfast club, pretty in pink…All the 80s standards
I think they had a meeting in here over the weekend. I peeked in on Monday and looked at the post and ALL H-E- DOUBLE STICKS had broke out, they were acting a monkey up in here!!
Now I ain’t say alladat…….but Joseph was looking for somewhere for them to stay the night and all.
Wait is that the young lady in the picture? Should her photo be shown? She is a minor.
<3 !!!!
So we still in here ….
Briefly, not as in-depth as Enoch’s testimony tho.
Lock her up now and the kid when its born .. Keep her away from Ted Cruz because he think hes the chosen one ..
as we say in america: chile, bye!
rofl lololol <3
LOL sorry this was funny though
Anybody watch Real Housewives of Potomac on Sunday?
All these grown azz women in my family who claim to be stress free because they are “married to Jesus” and look…Jesus out here getting 15 year old’s pregnant? BaeBaaaay! Wait til Jesus Baby Momma start flexin on instagram posting pics of JJ(Jesus Jr.) and cussing folks out. I tried to tell them you can’t trust a man with that many wives even if he is Jesus. Oh well…
I swear this postal worker outside my house better have my package.
I wonder if he single……
year twinsies, lol.
If, and only if, this is true and not a lie to her parents because they are religious and she aint have no business having sex.
I’m remember when I was younger, this girl was pregnant,15, and told her parents she got pregnant from close-burning. And our Health class teacher said it is possible for the sperm to swim from you under garments (panties) to your vagina,but highly doubtful through jeans.
Girl. It feels even better than paying off your car.
OMG, I just wrote ^^^^^something similar to this!!!!!!
I hope so ??
Let that man do his route. He is a federal worker. He ain’t got time with you today. Lol.
Lololololol
I watched. The young girl is dumb. You don’t tell people you Google them….keep that to yourself
Ask him what his name is
I swear my eyes lit up when I saw Open Post. I just came here for this ?. ?Though
Girl don’t do it. He know where you live LOL
And he a day behind cause mail aint run on Monday. That man aint got time lmao.
Yep. An OB nurse was telling me about a case like this
GO JOHN!! Lmao
roflmao at the selfie logic.
YASSSS.
I missed it. I’ll catch the rerun……one day.
There are no rules in the Garden.
COSIGN!!!!
???
Over on the link it has her whole name. Along with this fuggery.
“Latifah Smith-Nabengana says she wants to demand a paternity test as soon as her son is born, to prove that she is telling the truth.”
HOW you gonna get a paternity test to prove JESUS is your baby deddy? HOW SWAY?
I didn’t just grabbed my package and told him to have a great day.
Oh please. Either her daddy or some random dude hit that.
I see.
She said her and Jesus going to get a blood test.
Glad I’m not the only one wondering that. QTNA fr
Oh, we them they said, You old enough to fluck, you old enough to have you photo published. As for paternity test to prove JESUS (not Hey-Zeus) is the Daddy……………….What the blood gonna be special?! When they poke him, will the wound heal immediately?
So….
I have a homeboy, we been friends since I was 12, he might have saved my life… anyhoo his momma is one of those mommas that wanted us to be together, he never saw me as anything more than a lil sister, even when I was throwing it at him when I was 15. Now he is in a happy relationship, she just may be the one and she hates me because of his mother. I don’t know what to do. I’ve talked to his mother, which was so bad cause I think it gave her the push in her back to go extra hard. He claims she hasn’t asked him to chose but that will change once she got the last name. I’ve fallen all the way back but now Mr. Time has a tude, think it is silly blah blah blah but it isn’t me!!
???oh ok so you just gonna insert Sir Mix A Lot in there? Funny af!
Did the OBGYN examine her vagina to see if she ever had sex before?
That happened to me, I fell back and told him that I refused to cause any strife in his relationship. Long story short, she WASN’T the one and he and I are still friends. She should be happy that you are respecting their relationship enough to want to willingly fall back…….most females feel like because they have been around before you they have the right to interfere, insert themselves and even outright be disrespectful. She was gaining a shopping buddy and a person to vent to when he was being an azz.
Gone head and tell the truth girl! Nobody believes you…
But what does the doctor mean by technically true that she’s a virgin…is he trying to say she was artificially inseminated?
Lol… they got you as a new age slave?!?!?
SIMILAR YES…BUT IT’S STILL GOING AS STRONG AS WHEN IT STARTED. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a5f6182adf7601cc7d6bd7651b790edefe1d56085936c9c74c4b8a2232152d5.gif
Please. The birth of Jesus Christ doesn’t need a redo.
ima just upvote outta solidarity but fah dee wreckcord…I do not support the #FingerInTheBootyThenPutEmInYoMouF movement… my booty dont go in my mouf…. ill take the #fingerINthePussThenInTheMouf but I aint graduate to azz yet.. even if its my own lol
Yeah that was the good thing about it. He was like I got signed and paid my debts. Lol
I think her hymen may still be intact, which would mean she was “naked grinding” or some man was rubbing his penis on her vagina (thinking this was a sure way to get pleasure and not impregnate her) and either pre-cum or full ejaculation got into her cootie cat. I think
Too many stalkers out chea.
I know right?!?!?
I WANNA LAY ON THE FLOOR FETAL POSITION AND CRY…
I know… I love it.
Hell not me… him. I wish it was me.
AND THAT’S EVERY WEEKEND DAMN NEAR…I POPPED IN ONE SATURDAY EVENING AND CHURCH FINGER’D RIGHT BACK ON OUT. WALLPAPER CHANGED OR SUM…
If his mama don’t take her Marie Barrone (I Love Raymond) azz on somewhere! Lady, it’s been 20+ years and it ain’t happened yet! No to mention, you and Mr. Time been together how long?? Because that’s lowkey disrespectful to y’all marriage to put you out there like that. Not cool. Her baby grown. Let him live his life. Now on your part, you have done your due diligence. Your hands are clean. I would prob feel bad if I were you, too, but there’s really nothing else you can do.
Awww, here let me e-hold you and hum “You are my Sunshine” in your ear, while you take this percocet. Just don’t let the 4 year old grandson hear us……I am not allowed to sing that song to anybody but hum.
I LIKE TIARA THOMAS’ DEAR SALLIE MAE…REALLY RANDOM BUT DOPE TO ME!
lol chile….. they gon be reaching up in the sky with q tips collecting rain samples as Jesus ‘ DNA ?
This happened to me. Ole nig nog went along with the get along. Then gonna call MY mama and was like tell Dub to call me. YEARS after he “chose”. And was like I miss my fren. Lets go to lunch. We get to lunch and this foo breaks down. His marriage SUCKS etc. His sister calls from time to time but me and him not cool no more. We was all thick as thieves growing up. Bish who he ended up divorcing after 3 kids ruined it.
Told yall I don’t be on these niggas MAMA’S! THEY FAKE!
Exactly! If you Googled these people and found out their financial information and know they only have $25 in their bank account then why not throw some whiskey party or pull the community together in some other bougeouis event to help them with their financial situation, instead of spreading their business.
Tell Robyn in private what you found and offer to help but don’t go that route.
PAID STUDENT LOAN DREAMS…THIS 59K AIN’T EVEN HAD 1 PAYMENT YET. SMH! THANK GOD FOR FORBEARANCE…
I peeked and and did this…………………. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1abf79bafb16a04c5f1893e5e607806f7db11d377ff5a9764459dc5a3daf2ad3.jpg
Girl, just tell your parents you and Mbutu was gettn it in and call it a day. No need to blaspheme.
there them chillun go…smokin them trees and stuff. oh boy!! she done got a bad batch.
Melodies from heaven popped in my head. GoodBYE @Loca.
I really don’t want that to happen, my son loves his uncle but I’m at my wits end!!
Girl lololololol
Did you hit him with the (see pic)
“I CALL IT THIRST TRAP SHAWTYYY”
Aaaaaay!
*chuckles*
Oh that was my jam! BIH, BIH, shake that monkey!
And Dub20 loved hers. Smdh. Its sad @Waste. I understand.
Chile I cussed my ex mama slap out one time …. no lie ….. chile and she still love my azz …. but I never discuss her ain’t shyt son ever in a conversation …… Those doors will never re-open
you are right, I just don’t want to cause him strife and her and I were cool until his momma started talking out her neck and he said to me My momma is going to make her hate you and a couple months later it was true. I’m gonna let go and let God!
You are right, I’m going to let go and let God but Mr. Time friends with him too, I think he feel some kind of way but he know it ain’t me so …
ONE HUNNIT!!!
You and the Time family could just send this to ole girl and keep it moving……………
Ahhh, so it just sucks all the way around. Sorry about that. Hopefully, it will work itself out and all y’all can be cool again. **mumbles under my breath** Marie Barrone still need to saddown somewhere!
No. I was too busy being nosey. But tryna round about NOT ask questions lol. I was like ummhmm. I need to know more in order to answer effectively. Basically in attempt to get the 4-1-1.
If y’all were cool and the mother is the problem, then ole girl has the issues. Talk to your hubby and decide what y’all want to do and then tell your friend what your thoughts are.
Ha! We women are so good at that. We’ll leave a 10 minute conversation with everything but your social security number! LOL!
She don’t want her mammi and pappi to find out who the baby father is…
And see. My ex husband was frens with old dude too.
Girl, you know want this dyk!
Health class teacher said it is possible for the sperm to swim from you under garments (panties) to your vagina,but highly doubtful through jeans.
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Mmmmkay, that;s some powerful sperm.
LOL…UnclePeaches lolol…yasss free uncle peaches, my god..lol
she sounds almost as bad as Mary when she told the same damn lie…
That’s your story then stick to it (we know you are taking about yourself)…but fyi…that “just let me put the head in” will get you prego too.
Or this……………
He was so glad to see me. He was just letting it all out. I wont eem in the car good and I called my mama. She was waiting too. Like WHAT DID HE SAY? lmfaooooo. Our moms used to work together way back when. He messed up alot marrying some bish who thought she was coming in and erasing 25 years before her. We played together. Our kids played together. Dub20 and his oldest daughter is 18, they still kick it.
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I hate your explanation.
*hot tears*
Whycome? What I do?!
Yo, I just screamed… LMMFAO
naked grinding
cootie cat
a full nut vs a half of one.
Just messy
My mama is like that when we visit the in-laws bc they always have some drama, call me as soon as you get in the car and tell me what those nuts said! LOL! Did your friend stay married?
Girl Bye! You got caught up with the ole “Just let me stick the head in” line…
I did the forbearance for a while too. But then I just bucked down. Took the money from the paid off car note and put that towards the principal. So I was making 2 payments per month. It wasn’t easy. But I did it.
–Where there’s a will, there is a way.
Good luck.
Black really don’t crack. Her stomach don’t look like a lil Debbie oatmeal pie or nothin’. She using all those African resources to the fullest.
#africansheabutter
Exactly. Lol.
NO. He got divorced before I did. And we done tried to patch it back. They all came to my brother in law retirement party last year (him, his mom, his sister, and 1 of his kids). And I saw him out one night at the lil lounge spot. It aint the same
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
“Her claims of “Virgin pregnancy” are technically true…someone please explain this to me.
I done “chilled” with the mama about two weeks ago. Yall know me and stalker broke up after our trip to the Bahamas. Me and her choppin it up. Then she telling me about how the ex called her crine. I said “……and what you tell that hoe about me?”……You ain’t slick. I see you. So I made SURE to tell her everything I WANTED her to run back and tell. And she did……I’ll find out from the “parrot” niece. She tells EVERYTHING!
Well it was better than her Nephilim story!! CTHU
I ‘splained this down yonder!!
Yeah, I can see it being hard to go back. But that’s the choice he made.
Yes!!
I’on’t belee nothin nan nigga tellin me about a hoe he done fukd, had kids with AND married. NOTHIN’!
Hmm Hmmm
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I AM SO WEAK AT THIS GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUGS ?
They had a come to Jesus meeting….LITERALLY ??????
___________________________ #FLATLINED From these comments!!!
Dipping in for a sec.
Sooo…now we have a Father, Son, Holy Ghost…and a Grandson?
True
I feel the same way! What’s not to love?!?!?!??
Dip you azz back out, miss! LOL!!!!
And all three (Father, Son and Holy Ghost) are going to be tested!
See…?
Does anybody (else) in here watch the lil women of ATL??? SOOOOOOOO funny!
The Blood,, the Blood!!
Sandra…. you left us in here with Latifah, her unbroke hymen, her full uterus, and her astronomical LIE for the duration? You really do hate black people. US.
SoulGlow I think. We was talking about it down stream. I cant take Ms. Juicy voice. On there or on Rickey Smiley.
No, but my cousin said she just wants to go on set so she can pick them up one by one. She has a thing for wanted to pick midgets up. CTHU
Log you azz off, too! LOL!
good EFFIN bye!!!! LOLOLOL!!! (gif)
Her naked grinding, her affair with a Nephilim, pre-cum or full ejaculation (we don’t know which one)……..LOL
Me, me!!! It’s so damn stupid, it’s funny!
When I catch it, I BE my lil pony WEAK!
She’s not technically a castmember so she’s not on every show. But she does sound like a circus clown.
Get away from me. *sits on blog curb and howls*
Just watching them CLIMB on furniture like my THREE YEAR OLD, makes me weak! LOL!!!!
GIRL! I be on the flo’! Then they got the nerve to have boyfriends and shit! Those lil twins hair and makeup be on point! LOL
Uhn Uhn….shakes head vigorously like a toddler.
Where is Sandra? I want more posts!!!!
And I yyyyyaaaaaaaaammmmmm teeeeellllliiiinnng YOU, Iiiiiiiimmmmmmnot gowin!!!
Clearly Ain’t Chit nuccas are equal opportunity because ALL of them got trifling boyfriends! But them little twins are very pretty and can shake their azz with the best of them.
Dub20 I told yall watch EVERYTHING. Her bf said its about to run his ass BONKERS tryna keep up with all her shows lol. But when she home and she be watching that mess and I hear Juicy start talking? I be like SHETCHO DAMN DOE!
And NOOOOWWW RAH -TEEEEEEEEEEZZZ. JOKE. OF. THE. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAYEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAaAAAaaaaaAaAaYYYYYYYYYYY
Scooches closer………..we’ve only just beguuuuunnnn………
I be crine! I don’t watch LA….but ATL???!!!
Y’alls DVR must stay full! Y’all had to add a memory chip? Because the Dubbs got EVERY show covered! LOL!
This whole exchange!!!!! lmao!!!
Girl when they went for that audition and were getting up on that bar……I was STEP STOOL weak!
I have a friend who will FOLLOW one…..HOME! She LOVES LITTLE ppl.
Those girls get EVERYBODY on new shows. Shyt we aint NEVER heard of. No, no chip. I make they ass erase em lol. The newest show is the one with Jermaine Dupri “The Rap Game”. We just watched 2 episodes of that last night before the Black Panther docu came on.
It is all Latifah fault!!
Same here. Never wanted to watch before. But these ATL girls are so funny. They be BIG mad about everything! LOL!!!! And I was just waiting for one of them to fall off those horses. Ya’ll would have had to resuscitate me! DEAD!!!
DEAD ????
LMBO, something is wrong with them. She will really get excited and be like, “Oooohh, I want to go pick him up!!” CTHU
Took her 5 minutes just to lift that 6 inch leg to the next chair rung! Lawd, I need to stop laughing at these people, but I can’t help it!
It feels like it! I heard they arrested a man for only owing $1500 ?
I guess she saw her scores in talent and photogenics. ? Miss Congeniality.
New post
I stopped reading here: “They be BIG mad about everything!” How Sway? LOL
I would hope not but I know people who lost their homes for less.
They watch THAT?! I gave it about 10 minutes and gave up. Now, my daddy is the DVR police! I made the mistake and deleted a Criminal Minds ep off his TV about a month ago. He is STILL bringing that up at Sunday dinner. Every Week. A month later. I’m like, Daddy, it’s On Demand. You can watch it again. He does not care. He don’t play about that DVR!
What?!?!?! That is so random! LOL!!!!
She said, Oh really, well watch this award winning turn!! LOL
But…but…it’s the truth! Only way I can describe it. LOL!
Dub20 and her dude got into it. Same thing. She not only has OUR DVR packed. She got THEIRS over at his house packed too. He was like she dont just record an episode, she record the WHOLE series. And his mom told him and his sister get rid of their stuff. Well his stuff, is Dub20 stuff. She was big mad.
She got 2 household’s DVR hemmed up?! Dayum! I thought I was TV watcher. How does she even have the time?? Must be youth…
I know. Almighty forgive me. *hangs head to stiffle sniggle*
I GOTTA GET RID OF THE LIABILITY THAT IS RENTING A HOUSE AND SHIFT TO OWNERSHIP…I WANT A NEW CAR BUT I WANT MY CREDIT TO BOOST FROM BUYING THE HOUSE FIRST. AFTER WE AND THE LOWS ARE GOOD THAT’S WHEN I’LL START PAYING…THEY CAN KISS MY TAIL TIL THEN! 2 YEARS TOPS…I DON’T WANT THIS ISHT FOREVER.
LITERALLY “WELP TIME TO GO!”
YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!! You should see how my friend eyes LIGHT THE FUGG UP at the mere mention of one. Light up like a crackhead that’s been told he can get a $20 rock for $5.
I haven’t seen THAT episode. I missed the one when they were fighting too.
Girl I don’t even get into all that … I keep it platonic ….. I don’t care what she runs back and tell her son ….. literally …. so serious ….. them days gone .. I already know what he missing lololol
Wait, what about the big head girl with the shaved head? I think her bf is slow. He must be. Because she’s just…
Oh trust, we were only “chopping” it up because of the situation at the time.
My co-worker. She got pregnant by Jesus too.
Jesus Gonzales, a Mexican dude.
Well half the world believe the same story so what’s the problem? Lol
the nerve! I bet my Jesus won’t be paying her no child support!
i bet she got knocked up by a false prophet
Not Uncle Peaches… Bih, you play too much!
Wow. I didn’t even know that could happen.
you will not be Disrespectful…. LMMFAO!
T! lol. . . Aye, cannot! LMAO
that means it’s finally happening, a new savior is brought upon us! as it may seems, but they need 2 hurry up with the reset button on this earth not now, but right now!
Ijs ????
Ijs ????
Ijs ????
Ijs ????
Ijs ????
Lol. She was normal at first though…then they dumbed down her character.
Lol. She was normal at first though…then they dumbed down her character.
Lol. She was normal at first though…then they dumbed down her character.
Lol. She was normal at first though…then they dumbed down her character.
Lol. She was normal at first though…then they dumbed down her character.
Interesting!
Interesting!
Interesting!
Interesting!
Interesting!
WHALE did they interview her friends?
*snorts*
Ok will the hair be like african wool? I feel like snatching her fast ass off that table! (Straightens my clothes back) ???
Lol!!!!!
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??? #StillGettinCussedOut
#TheyStillGoneFvckYouUp (Poetic Justice voice)
Oh staaaawp????
So either someone nutted around her cooch OR it’s Jesus’ baby…but um I’m pretty sure if it was he told her to keep quiet about it. *shrugs*
She calls him God but what’s his momma call him??
Damn, what if it’s Jesus.
tes they are starting waaaaaay early now i have heard of 11 12 year old on shots cause of the family life style welllllll
This pregnant 15 year old’s “Angel told her to have Jesus baby” story sounds like her child way of covering up a trauma. It is possible this girl’s pregnancy wasn’t consensual and she’s finding comfort in believing it’s Jesus’ son. I think this girl was abused and this story is very sad.
I don’t know about through clothes. But virgins have gotten pregnant from intimacy. Sperm travels. Read an article about this year’s ago. Girls getting pregnant without having intercouse.
I read stories about this happening.
She can call him that….. Lol we know better
I’m not. But that’s the story we’ve always been told. Think about it. Didn’t they bring (baby shower) gifts and whatnot?
Too fast.
I think she watched the same movie I recently watched. I believe it’s called “Exposed” (??) with Keanu Reeves. It was pretty good, but yeah, THIS was the main story line of the movie. Nothing to see here folks.
She pregnant by one of them thirsty African men. That’s who whispered in your ear darlin. A lil dusty African.
Sooo you mean to tell me this girl was not taught sex education? Of course not! So of course, she does NOT know that bumping around without insertion can lead to fertilization.
Her MAMMA done put the FEAR OF LIFE & GOD in her life , obviously. LOL
She scared to tell that she been given up the dugout.
Shame on it all.
In the words of Shirley Murdock, “Tell The Truth, no more Lies, TELLLL THE TRUTH” If You say it then mean it.”.. LOL
She’s doing real estate now.
Thanks!