New Music: Gucci Mane – First Day Out Tha Feds

Sandra Rose May 27, 2016

Gucci Mane

Rapper Gucci Mane dropped a new Mike Will Made-It track titled “First Day Out Tha Feds”, a day after his release from a federal prison. The 36-year-old rapper served 2 years in an Indiana prison for a probation violation.

After going home to his wife, Instagram model Keyshia Ka’oir, Gucci headed to a recording studio where he stayed up all night recording his mixtape, Gucci Free, which is scheduled to drop today.

Gucci’s custom varsity jacket was created by fashion designer Tee of Atlanta’s Exclusive Game boutique.

Spotted on Ddotomen.com

Dee

That is one fugly man (e).
7ate9

LOL. I see what you did there.
Blaque Mahogany

He. Is. Hideous.
7ate9

Mike Will can make a beat! Anything would have sounded good on that. ?
Reddy

Thanks Sandra! I would rather look at Gucci’s black and drier than the Sahara desert lips than to be downstairs in that tragic post.
jazmine

his skinny voice is so different, guess he can breathe now.
jazmine

HIDEOUS
JJ

He has a wife? And she’s an instagram model (ho ho ho)? His personality behind the scenes must be on point….or she’s Hella desperate for fame.
Da Puppet Mistress

I can’t even enjoy my Gucci post right now, due to Troy Ave ignorance post two flights down
Reddy

Gucci is going to come through with a fire Summer anthem! I just know it!
SummerBaby

Gucci done made the blog two days in a row.
iWasteTime

Burr Burr Burr Burr
Vonn

Johnny Depps wife showed up in court with a bruised eye and pictures of other past injuries from Johnny Depp…allegedly.
SummerBaby

I know my kid is at the house excited as hell.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

She owns a waist trainer company
Da Puppet Mistress

Maybe he has a big dick. Maybe he can cook. Maybe he just plain nice.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

??
SummerBaby

Cosmetics too!
Vonn

Is that how he lost his guttt? She smuggled some trainers into the big house.
SummerBaby

Nah, I think she loves his crazy azz.
iWasteTime

Amber Heard must have learned that she ain’t getting much. She showed up to court today asking for a R.O said he hit her and had bruising, Depp lawyer showed up with proof he;s been out of town since Wednesday morning. So who beat you last night boo?
ReadingIsFundamental4Real

this blog taking me through too many emotions in a short amount of time today. i’m too pregnant. poor Renee.
rodt

GUAP! Finally something real. I was tired of side eying mofos over them blasting views
Da Puppet Mistress

+1. And I’m not even pregnant.
iWasteTime

Word. She hasn’t been linked to anyone but RR since he been locked and I really think Ross was just helping!
Mystery User

!Gucci!
Da Puppet Mistress

Gucci is ugly. He bagged a dime. Some might say he is a thug. What else we fuggin got? Before I dial into this 1 pm call?
Mystery User

You mean she sells waist trainers?
JJ

Damn thats good. So she isnt a instagram model shes a smart business woman who keeps instagram models looking Good. So I guess his personality is amazing behind the scenes to get a wife that was smart enough to corner a lucrative market that’s become hugely popular and stayed loyal to him while he was in jail. Maybe he isn’t as crazy as he made himself seem years back
Mystery User

I guess you can’t help who you love… crazy, ugly, ashy lip, diabetical… Gucci!
Da Puppet Mistress

Soon as I’m off turning right back to the Guwop station on Pandora
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

*Nose laugh*
Readytochokemothernatureonout

I said she doing the most
https://sandrarose.com SandraRose

I think she got her start as an Instagram model.
Finding Forever…

Uh huh…beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We ain’t holding it but she is & I think that’s all that matters to her ;)…WE ALLLLL NEED SOME LOVIN’!
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Gucci been eating that Indiana corn.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

No.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

??
Jen_n_juice

He had nothing but time to workout
side_i

Damn…wish I had droptop to ride out in listening to this but I only got a metro card & headphones
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

ATL
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

I love a man with slow mouth?? Stand around with their lips gapped like they’re ‘special’?? Them the types that’ll eat ya ass anytime, anywhere?? Even if you’re not so fresh n so clean? Luuuuuuuuuuuv it??
Jen_n_juice

*Falls into coffin*
Smartypants

What’s for lunch y’all??
Da Puppet Mistress

So who beat you last night boo?
^^^^^^^^
That photographer bulldagger with that Dr. Seuss hat on I told you. Tasya.
Milani

The post down bottom about the NYC commissioner calling ALL rappers thugs and whatnot…lot of mess going on in that post.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

I’m getting the UC Berkeley Extension ads. What ads y’all getting in the south?
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Shiiiid Gucci caught a body.
Let Your Soul Glow

Oh? I’ve been away at lunch. Let me go peek in.
Da Puppet Mistress

Rocket Mortgage/Quicken loans. But ads are sometimes predictive due to what you are looking at. I know I am getting that ad probably due to me looking at previews for the game.

Who plays at Quicken Loans arena?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

I’m getting penis pumps? I think that’s my cookies doing that? I was searching them online yesterday…For a friend?
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

lmfao
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

Was talking to hubby. My boob were spilling out my bar. I adjust and was like my titties big. Zoe4 said you don’t have big titties. ??
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

New home construction builders.
Finding Forever…

GUCCIII…GUCCIII…ALLLLL kinds of truth up in there, huh? Either wit me or against or get out my way…bend & don’t break…GO HEAD GUCC. I like, I like but NOTHING & I do mean NOTHING can touch the following…
https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=uP43MIZPN6c
#JustDontGetNoneInMyHair…YAAASS KIMMIE’S WORLD…LUDA–Now yo woman wanna get it from the front from the back and if she with it I’m a hit it from the side
Give her what she want in the lac cause she a freak gurl and I can see it in her eyes…If ya wanna meet my mama that’s a thing I won’t do…U say muthaf#ck me nah muthaf#ck you kno why…#CLASSIC.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Now we all know Brenden is top.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Pics? What yo areolas look like?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

???
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

The American Dream
Mystery User

I’m getting Squarespace – but It’s my cookies I’m sure. I was researching for my lifestyle blog via that daydream sequence I had in an earlier post.
Taz

36? GTFOH
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Just found old my uncle in Baltimore had a stroke.

He can walk …but according to the MRI . Not taking his blood pressure meds he brain activity has diminished.
Mystery User

Gucci!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Whaaa? Are you still nursing? Looking for new dinner plates? Saucers maybe?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

I can’t.
ReadingIsFundamental4Real

glad force flex… lol i don’t even use trash bags. i put my trash in the dumpster daily. i can’t stand a trash can in my house. fill up a grocery bag a day and take it out at night. if it’s too big for a grocery bag, it goes straight to the dumpster. blah.
Da Puppet Mistress

This is his new kick. I aint know til yesterday? I was like YOU like areolas? Who damn knew?
iWasteTime

Adblocker on fleek
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

??????
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

#YesWeCan
Da Puppet Mistress

You know she gonna go to school and say that right? “My mama said she has big titties. I dont think so tho.”

*I got tears*
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

???
Milani

I keep getting those as well.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

??? axe MisTaken, she know…She told me that’s how she always knows if it’s me under a new name when my areola fetish kicks in???? I was like? Now I know not to talk about them when I’m incog?
harley_quinn2.0

I’m having a Draya inspired lunch…NOTHING LOL
Reddy

I’m sorry to hear about your uncle. Question? What is it about men and their health? Why do some refuse to take their medicine when prescribed? I have men in my family that have serious health problems only because they refuse to go to the doctor.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

??

Puffy is taken…thank youuuu. ?
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

I fell out laughing. I couldn’t control it.
Da Puppet Mistress

Dub11 got us with: My daddy dont listen. My mama said that fool is hardheaded. At church. I kept it pushing. My ex husband almost was DOA though.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

With a third world budget.
Canary Red™

Bahaha????
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Block deez?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Wait, I didn’t know dis was you????? Niccccca, what dat mouf dew???
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

They must know. They are trying to convert you.

I swear my Fire TV remote and tablet listen to me. I talk about something in the house and then something related pops up on my TV, on YouTube.

Happens all the time.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

Me too. I could type half of it, BOOM. Freaky.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Deal me in. Emotions everywhere. This bloat right now makes me feel like there’s gonna be a delivery of some kind real soon. ?
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

What products could Sandra sell?
Taylordanes

I dont see they hype… before he was locked up or after..didnt he push a woman out of a car?
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Like the other day, my wife said I had ostrich legs.

And the on YouTube, appeared a recommended video of a NFL player racing an ostrich.

I was like…
Da Puppet Mistress

Not nothing *blank stare*

YES it is ME.
Taylordanes

this ol goal diggin ho
Finding Forever…

Just received my rose gold sequined bomber (hot as HELL HERE NOW…BRING BACK THE RAIN, LOL…I NEED A BEACH) & we would LOOK FAB together Gucci…on some friendship tip…taking shots & celebrating your new found freedom @ a family cookout (you know how OUR people do) ;)…
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

That’s a good question. It’s the reason I pay almost twice as much for the same life insurance my cousin has…Same age and everything…She’s a female…Genetically as men, we just…Is what it is…I’m currently nursing a bruised shin…Despite the recommendation of @DTTS I ain’t thought twice about seeing a doctor? Idk why…Just is what it is…
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Tread lightly. Wipe your blog shoes off because you are bound to hit a blog patty or two.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

hi?
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Hey, homes are the biggest liability unless you own them outright.

Most homes sold now are over $1M, and sold cash.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I will pray for a complete healing in Jesus’ mighty name!

Doctors don’t know everything.
Da Puppet Mistress

Heller.
iWasteTime

shut up!
You here bright and early!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Because you like pain and suffering ??????????
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiish???????
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

hi?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Saddle down ????

Couldn’t resist ??
——–
Prince’s IF EYE Was Yo Girlfriend is playing on radio now ??????????
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

We talm bout back shots or nah? hi?
product of 79

Aww ? Jango… My Prayers are goin UP for your uncle and family ?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

I have followed her for a number of years; before the name change, when she weighed more, was doing hair, before her make-up launch. She’s done well for herself. She parlayed.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

(the kids Talmbout Ma said…)
???
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Yes!!! ????
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Well… I was just talking with my mother about black people (in America) having issues in there 50s struggling to make 60.

Both my father and stepfather had strokes in the past year.

I stopped eating meat, but still take a water pill for high blood pressure.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

*spits out water laughing*
???????
product of 79

GUCCCIIII…I was low key stalking baby gurl gram heard a clip last nite ? love me some GUUCCCIII always showed the NATI love ?
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Yup, my uncle Ward.
stav

Is it just me or does he look like a Salamander? He definitely looks like he belongs in the reptile/amphibian species.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Who damn knew?
^^^^^^
????????
Reddy

Well, errrrr….take care of that knee and don’t be taking too many backshots either. I’m sure that can be bad for your health too. Everything in moderation I guess…except crack, heroin and meth etc.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

The neurosurgeon knew from his MRI he used drugs…
product of 79

GOD IS GOOD so uncle Ward is GOOD ??
Da Puppet Mistress

Wouldchu run to meh if somebody hurtcha… even if that some-bawdee was MEH………….
Let Your Soul Glow

So I see. And still in there going in. I read as much as I could, but I just had a wonderful lunch, I’m not letting that nut mess up my good mood.
Milani

Do you notice a difference since you stopped eating meat?
Mystery User

an RX or over the counter? You have HBP for sure or trying to avoid it?
Cinnamon is good, as is celery and cilantro.
Take care of yourself HBP is just as hard on your kidneys as it is your circulatory system.
Mystery User

You bout to go vegetarian? I’m down if you are! #callme
Mystery User

Wow…
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Ahhhhhh Puff ?

Is that how he got his name?!?! ????
Mystery User

but they know a little
Vonn

She claims he hit her Saturday & filed for divorce soon as court opened on Monday. Said he tried to pay her hush money. This is going to be an ugly divorce & civil lawsuit.
Milani

I keep considering whether or not I want to, but I’m not sure.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

WATT kinda post recap was this?

I can not stop laughing right now ????
Canary Red™

The Nasty Nati!!! LMBO!
Reddy

You are right. It seems like people aren’t making it past 50 nowadays. My grandpa is 85 and drinks like a sailor but goes to the VA on the regular. My aunt is 78 and beat breast cancer and only believes in her natural supplements. It’s like these older people know something that I need to find out.
Mystery User

if it weren’t for eggs, cheese an butter I’d be stone cold vegan!
You like mushrooms? They have a meaty texture. Tofu too – it picks up any flavor you put with it.
Finding Forever…

…when she weighed more…
~~~~~~~~
GOT STUCK HERE, LOL…SHE GOTTA FUNKY ATTITUDE NOW (WITH THE WEIGHT LOSS…HEAR ITS A SIDE EFFECT, LOL) OR SAME OL KEYSH?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Who I say????
product of 79

YAASSSS BAHBIE the NASTY ?
Da Puppet Mistress

I tried. I cant. I can BUR-LEE give up red meat. I will try again if yall gonna try.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Can’t say for sure.

At one point it was too low, so I was taken off of it.

Plus I only sleep with my CPAP a few nights out of the week.
From which all problems [potentially] stem.
Da Puppet Mistress

God bless him man.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Speaking of that. My computer got hijacked last night by Microsoft. They downloaded 10 WITHOUT my permission while I was taking an online test which…nevermind. Just know that I am PISST! Now they have Consuela on there who listens to every word so she can gauge my searches for me to help me better in life. I don’t need her/them listening. I can’t get this broad to shettup.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Ummm that too ???
Shins
Nipples
?
Vonn

This is so wrong, and yet, so right. Freaky Friday.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

RX, I think it’s genetic. Both my parents have high blood pressure.

I think black people just run hot.
Canary Red™

My ish!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

They know a lot. Now what?
Milani

I love mushrooms and tofu. I gave up meat a few years ago and ate soy burgers, soy chicken patties, soy (insert whatever here)…it was good for a while, but it takes a lot of discipline to maintain that sort of lifestyle change…and sadly I don’t have it right now:(
Mystery User

It’s about do be a new month… We can start June 1st that way we can enjoy this Memorial Day BBQ weekend!
Da Puppet Mistress

I think just like God put all this wonderful stuff on the earth for us…I think the devil is responsible for tofu.
Canary Red™

Smacked one too!!!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

I saw that. Taped mine down just in case. ?
Mystery User

CPAP…..brother!
Mystery User

They know something. Now what?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Yeahhhh heeee heeeee
???????????
Somebody EYE TRIP on how happy we could be PLEASEEEEEEEEEE ?????
Da Puppet Mistress

Can I start July 22nd after I get back from vacation? Oh ALRIGHT. June 1st. Im so sad already.
Canary Red™

I don’t even want to know how you bruised that shin…SMDH…?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Chicken Butt ?
Have a nice day.

I believe in miracles. Take care
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

He kept blowing up.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Yeah, that’s on my daughter’s laptop.

Siri, Alexa, it’s all the same technology, AI.

You’ll start hearing the term “machine learning” more and more.
There’s a robot that patrols the mall out here.

My kids are fascinated by it…

https://youtube.com/?#/watch?v=H_gUH2SdYaw
Milani

It seems like everyday when I wake up I tell myself, “Ok, TODAY is the day you start that new diet, start working out again, etc.”

Then go right down the street on the way to work and buy a small iced latte and a sausage, egg and cheese on a bagel sandwich from Dunkin Donuts, smh…
Mystery User

I don’t – mines is and always has been low. I hope it stays. Personally I think we just run sweet – WHO AIN’T GOT NO DIABETES?
I don’t have that either but dang near everyone in my family does.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Let me get on a pc and see if this Sybil azz SMH
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

I’m trying to try. Our food system is jacked. Definitely pescetarian.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Saturday? She gone end up with zero. Somebody done told her wrong. ~Martin Payne~
Finding Forever…

Off Topic…anybody going or has been to Bike Week? My little cousin (school teacher) done GOT a sub for the students & hopped on a plane to LET THAT INNNER FREAK BE UNLEASHED, LOL…Done gone bout 5 or so years in a row & I can ONLY imagine what she & her little crew get into…
Da Puppet Mistress

BAY-BAY, can I dress ya? Help ya pick outcho clothes… before we go out.

Listen girl, I ain’t sayin cho helpless….But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein’ in love’s about

That song in my top 5 Prince songs.
Vonn

Prayers for Uncle Ward & you. Hope you get that pressure under control.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Kdub got this one ???
Mystery User

You still have it in you – there are lots of new things on the market – tons of menu planners and recipes. Meal subscription programs and everything.
We should all be healthy all of the time.
Mystery User

Tofu ice cream, tofu sour cream, tofu everything mmmmmmm. I like mine in MISO soup best.
Da Puppet Mistress

I cant be a pesca. I am allergic. *cries* Its all or nothing. My doctor done told me stop eradicating crap from my diet that I have ZERO allergy too before I fukk up and be allergic to damn everything. I aint gonna listen. Fukk dat. I been allergic to something my whole life. Imma be aight.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

*that dope azz beat* If I was your girlfriend??????
Wouldja remember and tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man???? Heyyyy heyyyy ?????
Da Puppet Mistress

THIS
IS
ME
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

already
Vonn

She gone try every which way but loose & still lose. She falling out the tree grabbing all the branches.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Cortana. That’s her name. She listens. Maaaaan. I’m about to go back to 8, even 7.1.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Good looking out.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Yes! This and Adore are top two
Finding Forever…

…the stories…the stories…
Mystery User

My boss has a candy dish on her desk… if i don’t have anything sweet all day, I’m good – the minute I eat a piece of sweet, specifically chocolate –
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Rhymes with “history”?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Tis why he’s ah mouth breather ???<<Puff?

#jkbadboyforlife??????
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

??
Da Puppet Mistress

Her “little” crew? One of my good friends me and Dub21 daddy came up with…is 4-0 and goes every damn year. She a teacher too. She too has a sub. This hoe takes the ENTIRE WEEK off. That bitch been there since Tuesday and will NOT be back until day after Memorial Day. So Tuesday coming. She got 4 kids. She leaves them with her ex husband. When she was married to him she left him AND the damn kids. She has been a Bike Week regular since 1996. I retired after 2001.
Mystery User

Oh my kids have it bad – you allergic to apples, carrots celery? Their diets are severely limited… I feel like a horrible mother, i don’t know what do to #teamepipen We take Benadryl like shots! Sometimes we don’t know until after we’ve eaten it. and what one kid can have the other cant!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Why, yes!

Oh the stories I could tell…
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

And she always misreads sometimes tone.
Anywhoo ?
Mystery User

I love fish and shellfish but I worry about mercury and fishing practices…. yeah, I’m a nerd about it. #savethedolphins
I’m just going to eat newspaper – with soy ink, I hope! LOL
Da Puppet Mistress

Yes. Just plain yes.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Fuggin chatty Kathy or whatever they call it ???
Finding Forever…

You CAN’T start & NOT finish…Just the tip of one, LOL…
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Sybil (Sang like Jay ??)
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Just the tip ??
???
Mystery User

Why did I laugh? You got me!
Finding Forever…

RIIIIGHT…IN A BIG BURLY VOICE @ THAT…JUST THE TIP BABE, JUST THE TIP, LLS.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

I got a pack of hungry wolves and if I don’t feed em’
They might turn their back on me, think that I don’t need em’

_______

That ngga right.
harley_quinn2.0

I have an hour to go and I’m feeling petty
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Ohhh. I’m tied. Been up all night fighting with Microsoft, banging on keyboards over music, hangry. Just plain hangry. Need a sammich, but knows I’m eating raw.

LIFE AIN’T FAIR!
Mystery User

They still have that?
I saw the Little Women of ATL were there… Miss Minnie and one of the Tiny Twins.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Step right up!
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

????
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

That’s what happened. Just the tip.

Dang. I may blow my cover on this one.

Wayment. Let me think so as not to expose the guil…innocent.
Da Puppet Mistress

Worse year was when good homegirl decided she was gonna branch out and find her another set of frens…and went down to BF with some other chicks and got her ass robbed. Mind you we are 2.5 hours from Myrtle Beach. So its not like we not never gonna see your ass ever again when we get back to the 9-1-9. Homegirl knocking on our hotel room door at 230am. Hoes done robbed her of EVERYTHING. The ringleader bitch STILL crosses the street when she sees me out and about. I was coming out the courthouse getting court reports few years back when I was at the newspaper and saw that hoe. Bish dont let this press badge and these work clothes fool you. You can still catch this beatdown.
Finding Forever…

Yuuuppp…this week.
Da Puppet Mistress

Do it Luce. For the blog.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

I’ve been quite entertained by John McAfee talk about online privacy recently.
Da Puppet Mistress

They need to get.rid.of.it. Nothing good comes from being black, drunk, crunk, or any of the variants…in RACES ass Horry County SC.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

They didn’t grow up eating the food that’s in the store now.

The ate meals made from scratch.
Finding Forever…

Giiirll, mine left early in the week. AND DOES THEE EXACT SAME THING. She’s kidless & dudeless, BUT neither would stop her A$$ AS YOURS, LOL. My mother has SEEEEVVEERAL co-workers that go & bring back pics & ish. ALWAYS saying she HOPES she doesn’t see my cousin a$$ or face, LOL. In conversation done told her minister sister that it’s nothing but a ORGY, CTHU…REALLY MA? JUST BLOW UP ALLLL KINDS OF SPOTS. SAID HER MOMS KNOW SHE CAN’T HELP IT & SHE GETS IT FROM HER POPS, LOL.
Karma WhO

YOU STILL GOT IT GUWOP!!!
Mystery User

You ride bikes?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Oh my GOSH! I know my phone is about to ring. I KNOW the peepuhls is watching. They gone know it’s ME!

Ok. Shoot. We’re rolling in with a certain set. One in the crew is a professional who just happens to let her hair down at cabarets when we’re out of town. We get to the annual bike week and she is on 10 by the time we get there. Get to the telly. See a couple of dudes. She decides she wants to get to the grown quicker. She hoists herself up on the balcony and proceeds to slid down a pole. Only problem is her bikini gets stuck on the railing and she is literally suspended and hanging by a thread…her bikini thong. She untied that mugg, slid down, and became the belle of the beach.
Da Puppet Mistress

The people watching is un-be-lievable. We used to go down with REAL bikers.So for us it was different. Like we pulling trailers of bikes down there. And I used to go with my ex-dude and our crew. One who I told my nephew to sell a lemon of a car to earlier this week lmao. When we broke up I stopped going.

Girl up top is a real biker. NOW she is. Just NOW became one. All those years tho no. She wont no damn biker lol.She was going down there to hoe lmaooo.
Da Puppet Mistress

The people watching is un-be-lievable. We used to go down with REAL bikers.So for us it was different. Like we pulling trailers of bikes down there. And I used to go with my ex-dude and our crew. One who I told my nephew to sell a lemon of a car to earlier this week lmao. When we broke up I stopped going.

Girl up top is a real biker. NOW she is. Just NOW became one. All those years tho no. She wont no damn biker lol.She was going down there to hoe lmaooo.
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Finding Forever…

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Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Ass out. Just walking around. Whet?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Ass out. Just walking around. Whet?
Da Puppet Mistress

Used to ride on the back of one. Good friend of mine got killed. That was it for me.
Da Puppet Mistress

Used to ride on the back of one. Good friend of mine got killed. That was it for me.
iWasteTime

lololol!
On that note!
Y’all have a great weekend! Be safe! Hope the tater salad the bomb!
iWasteTime

lololol!
On that note!
Y’all have a great weekend! Be safe! Hope the tater salad the bomb!
Da Puppet Mistress

*snorts* This is everything.
Da Puppet Mistress

*snorts* This is everything.
Let Your Soul Glow

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! That is freaking hilarious! I hope that was before the age of cell phone video…
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

The time everyone lied and said they weren’t going, but ended up seeing each other at the hotel where everyone had their doors open for the “adult” parties.

Maaaaaan!
Da Puppet Mistress

Erase it. I would. I did mine. Cause she gonna KNOW who she is and who I am lol.
Let Your Soul Glow

My friend’s daddy called highway patrol on some girl riding on the back of a bike with a short skirt and no pannies on flashing the entire highway. Said she was a driving hazard. LOL!
Da Puppet Mistress

We used to stay at The Yachtsman. All of my city took over that hotel. There and Patricia Grand.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

You saying I’m old?! We’re not talking Alexander Graham Bell, ma’am. ?
Finding Forever…

Right, my cousin HOES IT UP & also hangs with a crew of bikers…Guess this broad gets the BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, LOL
Let Your Soul Glow

No! I’m saying your friend would have been a World Star or IG star if this had been in the last couple of years.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Uhhh…how long ago was this and what state? Asking for a friend.
Da Puppet Mistress

djfsjfskskljfsjslkjsslskjsjslkjs yes highway patrol? Some lil girl out here being nasty on I-285.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

It coulda been a thong?
Let Your Soul Glow

This was NY. Long Island to be exact. Southern State Parkway or the LIE, can’t remember. At least 10 years ago.
Da Puppet Mistress

One lady and she is my sister and cousin nem age, back when THEY were going…used to go down there and pack nothing but lingerie they said.
Let Your Soul Glow

Girl. Her daddy said, I’m not wrecking my car bc you’re out her cooch flashing. How am I gonna explain that to my wife?!
Let Your Soul Glow

So she just set up shop in the hotel room, huh? LOL!
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Naw, well, sometimes. Then we walking the beach! Standstill traffic. Sitting on top of the car or on the bike. Something!
Let Your Soul Glow

All this sounds like Freaknik on a bike!
Finding Forever…

This CHICK probably got tits & a$$ OUT, LOL. I’ll post a story or two when she gets back. She dragged her married sister this year & the MAIN HOE sister is the Ring Master (HER SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES HAVE COST HER HER HUBS ALREADY…), LOL. I’on think she thinks my freak number is high enough & THAT’S COOL WIT ME…I WOULDN’T JUDGE HER OOOOORR WOULD I, LOL…
Finding Forever…

YOOOO…THIS IS WHAT SHE HAS N-O-W. DONE GAVE MY OPINION ON SOOOO DAMN MUCH VICKY HUSH…IT AIN’T EVEN FUNNY. I TOLD HER “GURRL SEND ME ONE MORE SHOT OR LINK…I’MA SHOOT CHA, LOL.” GUESS THE THINGS SHE’LL BE DOING DOESN’T REQUIRE A LOT OF CLOTHING, LLS…
Milani

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That’s how they do during the summer, well with only some thongs and a lil top on(still a whole azz being seen lol). Every summer
CaramelDrop

????
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

What happened?
Da Puppet Mistress

It IS.
guest

Say what? Damn she surely after that $$
AG

Looking for the person that was as excited as me. Lol. Love me some Gucci
VM

You can say that again.
Monday

He is MARRIED???

Must be a covert DLow, my “gaydard” feels very uncomfortable right now ?
VM

I concur. Gucci was the sponsor, he gave her the starter pack financially to get it off the ground.
VM

Please tell me you lying to me.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

It is. That’s all. Yup. Mmhmm.

Maaaaan. Thank goodness I made it through. God is good because I was a mess…?
VM

I am with you on that one.
Vonn

Nope. If it’s a lie Harvey Leprechaun’s site told it.
Let Your Soul Glow

Adding you to the list of blog folks that I need to request a copy of their memoirs when they retire like Sandy. To paraphrase Dubb, some of y’all have LIVED!
VM

Dam, so by any means necessary, coon eyes and all.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Yezzzzz! I’m gonna get this thing together. I really am. I make myself laugh (and cry) sometimes at the mess I’ve been pulled out of.
Ms. Jackson

Garbage
Let Your Soul Glow

I’ll be a beta reader when you’re ready!?
candy

Chile ! ?
Alicia.Ashe

Why? I’m nosy and about 7 hours to late.
SummerBaby

She’s a huge Gucci fan. She’s out driving around right now & I’m certain she’s playing Gucci.
Alicia.Ashe

Oh ok. I play his song with Ester dean alot.
SummerBaby

She plays all his music when she dj’s on road trips.
Alicia.Ashe

That’s alot lol
LeBrick James

What woman would want to lay with a nasty looking dude like this if he didnt have money?
Daffany Rose-Gilbert

His lips are so gross
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Oh. Shoot.
http://disqus.com/ yoliewinecorporation

Ugly ass 1st day out already chain around his neck.
88

Wow he only used the N word once. That has to be some kind of record for a rap artist.
Jean Paul Le’vonne

It wont be long before he’s back in chains again!
middleagerant42

Yes she is brilliant. She built a multi million dollar empire.
Rarechild93

Is it me or do this negro look like a dang fool with that God awful bling!?!? ????