Jonathan Lowe, a reporter for KPHO in Phoenix, was arrested Monday after a woman filed a complaint against him for defecating in her yard while covering a breaking news story.
“Those people who called on me just wanted to start problems,” Lowe told the police officer who tracked him down in his news van and arrested him.
The woman who filed the complaint said Lowe could have used her bathroom if he had simply knocked on the door and asked her.
NY Daily News — The 33-year-old was seen by a neighbor as he picked up papers from the street before leaning against the wall of a house and relieving himself, according to a Goodyear police report obtained by his station.
An officer tasked with the job of tracking Lowe down said the suspect admitted to using the yard as an impromptu latrine.
“I know what you want to talk to me about. I’ve been feeling very sick and I’ve been stuck in this van all day,” he said, according to the report.
KPHO News director responded to an inquiry from the NY Daily News, saying Lowe was still an employee at the station. But a write-up on Thursday night referred to their bubble guts colleague as a “former KPHO/KTVK reporter.”
Dude Really, when did you became an animal
He just shyted on his career.
Are you trying to spoil our appetite before lunch, Sandra? Another nasty ass post ?
Lol…..he had to go…that stomach was bubbling….
No hand washing, no tissue just funky nasty
Slow/sad news Friday
Wtf. I wouldnt want someone taking a dump in my front yard either.
But a write-up on Thursday night referred to their bubble guts colleague
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Lmaoooo
??? the fact that it’s Friday and smokie from Friday took a dump and got caught by Ezale is ironic comedy ??? poor thing ?
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you gotta go when you gotta go. i pity the person (wife?) that does his laundry
He had to go!!!
Shit happens!
Why he look so different ?
c’mon man!!!!
DAMN GINA!
The woman who filed the complaint said Lowe could have used her bathroom if he had simply knocked on the door and asked her.
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LIES!
No photoshop for the mugshot
Those pictures almost could be before and after the dump.
lol that made me laugh thanks lol
Maybe he didn’t want to get humped on like Pops did when we knocked on Ms. Pearly door to use it
He sure does look different. Lmao.
He’s nasty!
Me too. Lol.
He could’ve at least buried it. #Fertilizer
I don’t care how sick he was. He a nasty mothafucka for that. Gross.
Back. Side. Other side. Imagine walking through your yard and seeing that (if you hadn’t seen him do it “live”).
Is he datable ladies? Lol
No time to bury it. He was caught ass out. He was trying to get the h3ll outta there
I’ll take the chance LOL…. Outside tho?!…baby that stuff was wet and loose, I’m on somebodies ?…Fdat?
Heck I don’t want dogs pooing in my yard let alone a human being. Lol I be this girlfriend will break up with him over this. Just nasty
I guarantee his employer treats the reporters like crap and won’t allow them to leave their “breaking news area” to go take a bio break. Sad.
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questionable
Nope. He didn’t wipe and he didn’t wash his hands!
Those news trucks need to be equipped with a bathroom.
Chitty azz
I understand that he needed to go, but he could’ve at least cleaned up his own poop which he didn’t. Make a d*mn effort to make the situation better which he didn’t so the lady had every right to call the cops on his butt.
He should have went to a gas station or something.
LMMFAO!
SMH Why couldn’t he put down papers in the van and relieve himself and toss the papers in a dumpster.I am lactose intolerance so I understand being in that situation with a bubbling stomach but I
Smdh.
LOL!!!!
Why you always lyin…stahp fawkin lyin
SMDH with you. And SMDH at Sandy for all these depressing and “sh!tty” (literally and figuratively) posts!!
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EXACTLY! When we had movers, it made me hot when they asked to go to the bathroom. Hubby had to clean it after. I’m funny about toilets. I only sit on mine and my mamas
Giggles
?????????he crazy I heard in the breakfast club he was covering a story about a guy who murdered his dog. Maybe he was animal lover.?
This shyt right here lol. I’m guessing there was no public restroom nearby and he wasn’t able to drive the truck anywhere. If thats the case then I understand. But what I don’t get is why he couldn’t dispose of the shyt after he was done. I mean come on dude.
And dude def looks older than 33.
He couldn’t make it! bubbleguts, lol
That daggone write up said that the officer gave him a location that was less than a mile away he coulda took his shitty ass too. He just wanted to be closer to nature and shit on the side of them folks house I guess.
You can understand someone popping in your yard?!
The last time I moved, the mover went into Lil Butter’s bathroom and blew it up. Didn’t even have the decency to flush the toilet. I took pictures and emailed it to the company along with an invoice for my cleaning services.
hey u gotta go u gotta go lmfaooo fyi sandra i emailed regarding something i read on latinpost.com
Jonathan Lowe over here taking a shit!
I ain’t gonna tell nobody else though
I just yelped.
YEW MEAN TO TELL ME THAT HE COULDN’T PULL OVER TO ZAXBY’S OR SOMEWHERE WITH DECENT FACILITIES??? HIS BATHROOM AIN’T THE ONE IN QUESTION!
I actually feel bad for him! He is never gonna live this down!
? Dooda dooda dooda ?
He was eating corn, huh?
TGIF Sis !
I need it. I aint recover right from turning up LAST weekend. Its been a long ass week lmao.
Didn’t flush? Nasty bastid
Oh my goodness!! This nasty negro. Admittedly I have pissed outdoors but have never taken a crap. Disgusting.
I should have agreed to go to Bad Boy concert tomorrow night. This week has been stressful.
nasty bastard. You don’t poop in nobody house. Yuck. How much you charge for cleaning services?!
THAT “I WAS TOO DRUNK TO MAKE IT INSIDE” OUTDOORS PEE LMAO!!!
You could be giving us a first hand review of the show. I’m hoping they tape it for Revolt.
He deserved a roundhouse kick to the forehead
lmbo this is so funny to me omg.. poor guy. to have one dump fugg up your life too. how you get fired for taking a crap LOL.
The 33-year-old was seen by a neighbor as he picked up papers from the street before leaning against the wall of a house and relieving himself
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What kind of papers— newspaper, fliers, food wrappers? To read or wipe with?
??? would it help if he’d had a bag and picked his poop up after he was done ????
Listen Linda… i had it hit one time on the highway…. was searching my car for a plastic bag cause I didn’t know what life was gonna hold for me in a few minutes… thankfully i was able to get off and get to the grocery store before my innocence was lost… completely… I can understand… And he a black man… knocking on strange folks door and ASKING to come in??? Yeah right
He had to shit ? I would be livid if I was the homeowner *shrug*
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Initially, I was thinking, “What the heck is wrong with people.” Then I kept reading and said to myself, “He had diarrhea”.
I wanted to go so bad. Benjamins a top 5 song of mine. Tix price were more than Bey to touch the back of the Barclays wall! Revolt supposed to have it though. Jay and Mary were tonight!
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$250. The manager had no problems deducting that from my balance since she SAW the pictures.
He would have been pink slipped immediately. Major liability.
I don’t have Revolt? Is it worth it? Tickets are still available for tomorrow though.
Oddly enough he wasn’t. He was on the load to deliver my items. He tried to get away with not putting up Lil Butter’s bunk beds since it’s a “child’s bed.” I was like, “Don’t play with me, Mario. I have it written in the contract here. You’re trying to be lazy. Don’t make me call Karlie (his manager).” They marked up the walls when delivering my items to the new place. I ended up only paying about half of what I should have paid when it was all said and done.
Revolt is just a part of my Comcast package. I only watch the channel occasionally, but I’ll tune in to see that concert.
I’m looking at tickets now. My friend I was supposed to go paid $230. Why I had to say no. He crazy
That’s bananas. Thank Goodness you were on top of them. You spend way too much money moving to not get everything you pay for.
And he look like the type to take a big, mean, stank s****! Sue him and his a**!
Wow. I remember working in a place that allowed public access to the restrooms. There was a certain group of people who came from a country with poor toilet operations and these people would wipe their butts then toss the tp in the garbage with the excrement in full view. And a certain group from another country would crouch on the toilet seats leaving shoeprints.
Last time I saw this activity was in 1991 when a lil kid kid took a dump in his front yard and picked it up while we were playing football in the street…
No lol. But I understand that he thought he had nowhere else to go. Those reporters work under extreme pressure.
I may need to call Verizon and ask for a “preview” of the channel in case I’m interested in buying ?
Honey Dip is often embarrassed with the way I pitch fits and demand discounts when I receive sub-par service. I told him that I pay for a service and when it’s done the way it should be, I have no problem paying full price.
I told y’all about what I was going through with my apartment. The property manager told me I should call her boss to get a resolution. Ummmmm, if I’m going to do that, you’re going to cut me a check for doing your job. My time is valuable.
And a certain group from another country would crouch on the toilet seats leaving shoeprints.
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But squatting allows for better alleviation. LOL
He was in a news van with the station’s call letters on the van,he had ID.This occurred at 3:27 pm in the afternoon.This was not some homeless man dressed in rags knocking at a stranger’s door at 10 pm.Why not say” I’m a reporter working in that news van,here is my ID ,may I use your bathroom”? Instead of taking a dump in her yard like a mentally ill person and then leaving it there.
Wow, that’s all I got…
The city of Atlanta has been combatting human feces on the sidewalks in downtown Atlanta for years.
Sorry! that sux!
Yes, it does, but at least be considerate and raise the seat!
hmmmm…. I’d bet there’s a whig somewhere in this fellas closet, smh..
(and really, sir? you couldn’t take the van to the nearest gas station?)
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I’m usually the one embarrassed by my hubby doing that, but I will say, he almost always walks away with a discount or credit or free stuff. He’s good.
His rusty end knew he had to go.
Ain no job worth me not being able to relieve myself. If he didn’t want to ask to use the restroom, he couldve left and went to a store or restaurant. Or run in the woods, but use it in somebody’s yard, smh. Im shamed for him cause folks will never let him forget this.
Nasty as hell. Just couldn’t resist taking a dump in this lady’s yard smdh….
Squatting is the natural way for humans to defecate. We are not designed to sit and defecate on a toilet. That’s why we have so my gastrointestinal issues.
And that pull over b/c the next exit is not for another 20 miles and I can’t hold it!! But a lot of my outdoor pisses were while I was intoxicated!!! Lol! ? you just don’t give a damn when you are full!!
Im hollering right now, that chit was funny as hell!
its bad enough a dog do it but a grown a** man? Hell nawl…LOL!
Is that supposed to be him posted up alongside the house?
Sounds like you have a Squatty Potty®.
*Nose laugh*
lls
lmao
Was it really necessary to report him? If I was the cops I would have told him don’t call us again for no BS (pardon the pun)
You didn’t hear about them people in the poultry factory?
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She did well to call the police. I don’t want people in my yard, period! If I had seen something like this, I probably would have gone after him with one of my garden tools!
That’s what i was thinking. Had he left his post to relieve himself & missed the subject coming out the house…that would’ve been his azzz. But the front lawn? Dizzayum.
I don’t think he should have relieved himself in her yard however I don’t give a flying catfish if he had on a three piece suit I wouldn’t let him in to use my restroom…I barely want people whom I know to use it..ijs
Oh wow. Gotta go, gotta go. He seems like a practiced impromptu shytta tho…paper just laying on the street eh?
Yep. The time he spent collecting leaves and now later packs to wipe with, he could have knocked on a door. Or hosed it down. Something
Im saying he leaned against the house lol. I wouldnt know how to approach that situation. I would probably do what they do in the woods on tv…squat. He has been here before lol.
When Bubble Guts Go Wrong! ?
Lol I guess when u gotta go…u gotta go.
It’s bad enough when dogs poop in the yard, but humans?
When you’re parked outside her yard and your stomach’s cramping hard…Diarrhea!! Diarrhea!!
Smokey back here takin a shît!!!! ??
That’s him on the side of her house….lmao!!!
Lots of loose booty-holes in Gaylanta….I can see that being an issue ?
Nosey ass neighbor
I don’t like ppl in my yard either. Kinda like when ppl lean up against your car, I can’t stand that. I would’ve taken the shovel to him!
Soooo he was sitting in a van and couldn’t ask the driver to take him some place with a bathroom…ole nasty bastard
?? wait… I thought he shytted on the black dudes lawn who killed/sacrificed a poodle, the story he was reporting. So this lady who lives across the street saw him and called cops. Cause the dude who killed the dog was crazy looking.
Yeah, this too… I’m funny about “boundaries” and personal space. I just want folks to Beat It!
Lol!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
That woman says that after she saw what he had hanging. ?
you been eating corn huh? *In ezell voice*
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What makes him such a fool in this situation is that he hopefully still is a “television news reporter” he could’ve simply asked any one of those people in the neighborhood to use the toilet..But no this nicca chit’s on the side of someones home while on duty as a reporter…WTF!!!
What makes him such a fool in this situation is that he hopefully still is a “television news reporter” he could’ve simply asked any one of those people in the neighborhood to use the toilet..But no this nicca chit’s on the side of someones home while on duty as a reporter…WTF!!!
So you mean to tell me there were no local restaurants, gas stations or nothing near by. This ninja is just Nasty ( In my Brown voice) Stop being nasty!!!!!!!!!!!! Stank booty
Me too! Lean on ya own shit and stay in ya own yard! Lol ?
He reminds me of Smokey
At my current job some nasty woman or women had a bowel movement, wiped herself and threw all of the soiled paper on the floor. I believe this is the same animal that wiped her menstrual blood on the stall wall.
Thats not even the same person…check the nose
Shouldn’t have stopped at the taco truck for that burrito baby. No hot sauce man.
Dude became Smokie from Friday. ..
Lmao I’m dying over here…
Wow, I’ve watched him do news stories for quite awhile. Sad, that a horrible situation has caused him his job.?
According 2 him he could not leave the area, But I’m seen even live Newscast improvise for unexpected reasons allll the time. He should have called n & explained the situation. He made a very poor decision. Hopefully now they will consider having some sort of toilet apparatus n the Trucks.
“What a Mess??
Why not keep an empty Big Gulp cup in the van at all times? Number 1, number 2…combo, whatever. TP, sanitizer, all dat. Personally, I would have left but with how casual he was about the situation I wouldn’t be surprised if all his top stories have a turd left behind. #nasty
He’d have left my yard dripping wet from being hosed down, and lumped up from me hitting him with a shovel. Love my security cameras lol.
Embarrassing… He will never live that down. Remember when you…LOL!
He leaned against the wall ????????????
Lmfao dude is Lowe down lololol
Tammie I thought it was just me…………………………..I’m in tears this grown ass man could not find a better solution oh my
What did he do with the paper he wiped his azz with???? I would have called the police on his azz too shitin in my yard FOH
Good for you ……………I’m glad you took those pics
????? What in the….
Pahahahaha…..Now he was down bad for that.
Ezelle- Aye! Jonathan back here taking a ?!
Jonathan- Ezelle shhhhh!
Ezelle- Well ain’t gon tell nobody else.
…for a sec I thought it was Derek Luke with his mean ol’ looking self. But at 2nd glance, he sure looks like he could take a big ol dooty.
Maybe he had bubble guts, sometimes finding a restroom is impossible in these situations.
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Thought that was him too LOL
Shooo he was not about to go in his drawzzz LOL!
LITERALLYY!!!! XD
I guess he couldn’t hold it…When you gotta go, you gotta go
Dude could have asked to use someone’s bathroom or told the station that it was an emergency and they had to leave the location. My Gawd!!
Sad. It looks like he was the only Black man at the station.
Sad…to loose ur job over
Ain’t that some sh!t.
Gravity is everything.???Speaking of gravity. I tried the swing for childbirth. Everything went left very fast and there was a lot of speaking in garbled phrases and cussing. ___ that swing. You stupid___. Get me out of this ___swing. Do I LOOK like I can get out of this ___swing? That’s how I got ___pregnant in the FIRST place, ___!
Yeah, elevation is everything ?.
Childbirth?
LMAO!!!!!!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HeLYVsf6qEA
I missed Murr???!!!
~faints~
Jus handed yo job ova jus like that huh? BULLs**it lmbo
Shole is. Chile I’m so glad I’m not the only one.
Ewwwwww
Lmao. I hollered when I read the heading of this post.
i mean for real
Ole shitty ass ? ?. …he will forever be known as the shitty reporter. ..back to you Bob ????
LOL
Bubble guts got real ?
This is bull, he was sick and that address looks like an open field behind houses. Who haven’t used it on the side of the road because of an emergency? They should drop the charges, because the public humiliation is enough.
Two words: Vester Flanagan
Hahahaa !!!
Seeeeeee, y’all ain’t right!! Lol. I will be devil’s advocate: maybe he suffers from IBS or Chrone’s (sp?) disease. (*shrugs) don’t judge!! Jus sayin!! ;0)
Buahahaa!! Omg. Where did u even find this?!!? Omg. Lol. Thanks for that!!
Hahaha!!! On sale now at BB&Beyond!!!
Goes to show Very Educated but no Common Sense ignorant a&& negr0e
Lol you’re welcome and I snatched it from one of my homies on FB.
Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden…
That’s all I’ve got
She lyin she got an I phone 6. where the video at?