un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a F2M transsexual whose masculine appearance is convincing.
This young lady suffers from Gender Dysphoria, a psychological condition that causes the sufferer to reject the physical aspects of their biological sex.
Despite extensive surgery to erase her femininity, the sharp-eyed observer will note her lady hips, dainty hands, and lack of a protruding brow ridge or adam’s apple.
Some transsexuals who suffer from GD mutilate their body parts to achieve what they believe is the ideal image of the opposite sex.
Many choose not to undergo sex change surgery (genital reconstruction) due to potential complications, such as infection and implant rejection.
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#BlackLivesMatter??
#BlackLoveMatters??
#BlackIsBeautiful??
With a body & face like that, might as well be a boy.
Who really cares?
????????? something similar was told to me during my first sexual encounter. It’s so damn small you might as well be a woman???? can you believe she said that? My own cousin?????????? yup, were from Alabama?
looks like two dudes to me
YOu are a NUT!!!!!!! LOVE YOU
Is Maxwell the singer dating? Ever seen him in a relationship?
Blood aint always thicker than water..smh
So she went from being a woman to looking like a gay man? Yeah boo you need a full refund. I guess Thursdays are now unclockable trans day.!
that girl jalissa , she use to be the old bet host ..he always with her
Open post you say? *rubs hands like Birdman*
Maxwell is gay
Rub deez?
Pass’em here. And they bet not be dry and cakey.
#beard
How you figure?
Make me sick
This is a girl all day. In fact she looks like a guy “trying” to really be a girl.
lies..lol I don’t believe it
I’d prefer a deadbeat morning wood over this up top.
hi?
I dont really get the Unclockable Trans obsession.
Maybe somebody can explain it to me one day.
Lmaaaaaaaaaao???
He’s eluded to being a player. Heard him on the radio the other day. If he ain’t, he needs to be.
Oh ok…So after seeing Timberland hips, thighs n ass…he’s really trapped in a females body, no?
???
Informant.
Anyone hear about the one day Solange walked in a black bank with all her money??
Adrienne’s best friend a beard ?and she’s dating pastor who may or may not have been married when they started talking that was the good friend of she and her ex-fiance. Humans are messy.
We is HERE >>>US<<<
omg.. every body just tasting the rainbow.. am hurt
Totally Clockable! A big grandfather clock in the middle of the living room that goes off at the top of the hour.
Former Rose from years ago, has industry connects. Said Maxwell is gay as the day is long.
And that curvy waist area still looks very feminine if you ask me.
i guess even the best doctors can only do so much.
So she still has female DNA , a flat chest, and maybe a prosthetic penis. She aint a man. Never will be.
so she took all of her $100 ?…..no but really, I seen her post information about black owned business in New Orleans
I still love him.
She made a post abt it..I love Solo crazy ass..i guess next time she performs it will only be for black owned laundromats
I heard 50…but you right… I mishear’t! lol
*snickers*
oh see you got jokes too…lol
Yes! We discussed it on here! We even posted the Black Owned Banks in USA.
Google it, there’s about 35 of them.
He’s dating that Lateno chick from BET…IDK what his sexuality is, but gerl, he’s a nice guy. Eccentric, but nice…I won’t say a bad word about him??
lolol…I love her too. With her dare to be different self!
NU-CEEEEEEEEEEE
whyyyyyyy?
I cant breeve.
I figured as much when he fell inside a puddle. His 1st album fye though.
#WashYoHandsBeforeANDAfter??
Just log off >>>>>
The thrill is gone
Surely will.
The issues I’ve heard about on the radio are the non-reachable atms. I’d do it. I’m about sick of the wells, BOA and the credit union. they don’t do chit for me but take my money for fees.
YEES!!!
In my quest to shop even MORE black(er) than ever before I’ve discovered……salmon bacon. A black owned café called “Conscious Kitchen” (never knew it existed) has some BLT sammiches with SALMON bacon. I’m in. If I eat it. I eat it.
O’an for those of you with little school-aged girls (and boys – I haven’t looked that far into it), check out this site:
www dot misszee dot net
FB: misszeedoll
She makes backpacks with lil brown girl faces on’em. She’s in the Louisville, KY area.
#supportblackbusinesses
yup…I was happy to see one in my neck of the wood…Broadway Federal. I shall open an account and have monies transfer each month to that account. #blackdollars
At least he aint get arrested tryna get dack like George Michael. I still am traumatized. Almost 20 years later.
*Breaks out sharpie ?* you sir…I mean ma’am…according to my findings. For what it’s worth, do what makes YOU happy. Just be HONEST about it.
BLACK POWER ????????
You ALREADY know because you know what EYE know. LMAOOO
She said don’t speak about, be about it basically, right? I saw her post. I looked in comments for the cliff notes version? BLACK POWER!!
Oh you dirty muddasucka?????
I walked into a wall messing around with you ?
LOL bc am childish…I really do love me some Solo though
I love her musically. I STILL listen to Hadley Street.
Ask for all coins when retrieving funds too #petty. They got it!! I worked at a bank.
She’s just a very raw person to me, very inspiring. She just strikes me as the same person rather the lights or flashing or not and I love her style.
Are you okay ? lol
Oooow. Damn.?????
Just to name ONE of many. LOL
Thanks for the update. Yeah, he exudes SEX I NESSSYASSSSSSSSSSS
If I wasn’t taken I stalk the hail out of him and then slid him some for the side…If I was taken and saved.
I’ve heard this, but CHILE.. but iono know….
Why you say this sis you got receipts. Do some research. GET ON IT.
Just my feelings are hurt LOL
I personally do NOT have a problem with these folks, per se. That’s between them and (their version of) God.
What I DO/ have a problem with….is when the lie/trick/deceive unsuspecting partners…AND
When the dudes that feel they were “women born in men’s bodies”…try to go up against, or fight REAL women. No matter how many operations you have..DNA cannot be changed. You have no reason fighting women, Mr Bitch.
The End
She went through all this change and didn’t bother to update her phone case?! HOWDREADFUL
Anybody spoke to, heard from, seen my cuzn VDot???? If not/so, tell her I miss her and she needs to check in so we can swap out summer events.
Petty. You know she spent it all on da surgery. LOL
How does salmon bacon taste? I saw some “chicken” bacon in the market…I immediately made a screw face.
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANG
Why Yes, Yes I am Petty!! And they cheap as heyul on Amazon or any other site that gets the majority of their stuff from China.,……could have called a cousin and got one doe the low or free!!
One bacon at a time for me. My dude is anti-pork and I am still getting used to turkey bacon.
Okay thats a lie. I aint trying. I cook my regular bacon and cook his sep. BUT he tried to make me eat some the other morning.
KDub!!!!!!
I missed’ed yew
Now you know how long that shit takes to get here or there, or wherever she/he is. You know she/he done had 30 surgeries, back-to-back to back to back again before that overseas, low-rent ass cellular case arrives. Knock it off. LMAO
I just don’t get it.
OLIVE juice VDaught.
She needs to go on and take that Uterus on out, then she will be well on her way. She has no titties, but still dripping blood. SMH.
IDK, I haven’t had a chance to check them out. I saw them on the black owned list and because I’m fat (judge, IDC), I was reading their menu and my eyes fell upon that. I’m IN!
Ditto!!!!
Back off! You’ll get your turn soon enuff. LOL
P…E…T…T…Y That’s you ?
Giggles
The CLOCK strikes again…OH MY!
People just switchin because they funny-built now. Dysphoria…
Oh okay.
And stop it…you ain’t hardly fat.
You is obese!!
bahhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ken Jeong.
OBEAST as @Man use to say.
OMG – too darn CUTE.
Nope, Sue Wang could have had it over here by the 10 one, arriving while Chen Wang formerly Lui Wang was in recovery mode!! CTHU- Let me stop!!
When you have to change who you are to become who you believe you are, are you really happy?? I guess if people can get their noses done, others can choose to change their kielbasa into a pasta salad. Whether they SHOULD is a whole ‘nother question.
How yo mama doin’? How she feel about the goings ons that have been going on?
WHANNGGG!!!
YUP!!!
SO they switching their sex bc they was born illy-formed shaped. Sheri Shepherd gonna be a man any day now huh?
Girllll….I can live w/o all other meats EXCEPT my bacon! I wrap shrimp in it…fish fillets…use it to saute veggies…help season lentils.
And it has to be 100% bacon..preferably uncured.
I said all of that to say…I feel ya!!!
Your dog should have been included in the VH1 HHH tribute to 90’s Kim.
How are you? Your hubby? Your fam?
,,,
I can’t call it.
PEP!!!!!!!
I was like how is this gonna work bruh? I put that ish on EVERYTHING like the Frank’s Red Hot woman. You must not ever plan on eating NO veggies huh?
The more I look at this picture the more annoyed I get….so you paid out all this money for these changes and decided to keep the following:
Phone case
Belt
Hairdo
Pose
And ya nipples look lopsided!! I am pissed!
Petttttttty????
So, I was watching Hollywood Divas. The twin friend said she don’t need to ruin her brand. What brand? Being Khloe luggage holder?
sick sad world we live in
#drawers
Why did I scroll up?
How you? Why your pooch’s hair better than some of these IG wigs/weaves?
At least she has a masculine bathroom. That ish ain’t hardly decorated.
#positive
Same kind and everything!! Same faded kind of pants!! I imagine the shoes are Vans!!
Did/does ANYBODY watch Little Women ATL???? When I say I was up til 12 watching that last night? Is Minnie (Pastor Troy’s) short AND slow? She cute tho’. Her lil outfits be live! LOL
Me too. LOL
Her nipples are wopsided ?
Daaaammmnn Daniel. LMAO
Being Star on ATL Da MOOVIE
YUP!! EVERY LETTER OF THE WORD BELONGS TO MOI!!!
LOVE YOU VDOT!!
Got the Donald Trump tan line around the eyes…
I thought it got canceled
And her gay bestie needs to have several seats. Ain’t never eem appeared on a cereal box…but wanna shade Countess nem.
WHAT UP BOO!!
Me and Dub21. Hell she got her bf hooked on it lmaooo. Is it back on, or are they old shows?
Went from girl to gay boy. I’d personally ask for a refund.
They all short, and the majority are slow…..they little heels tickle me!!
I know. Your claim to fame is College Hill. Sir. Or Ma’am. Sit down.
LOLOLOLOL…Chile…
Nope, they got rid of Elise Neal.
These are NEW! They having babies and shit. I had no clue it was back on.
??What’s wrong with you today?
WHAT?!
I see Django posting, did yall clear him yet?
GIRL! But why was Minnie trying to convince them she had a miscarriage? HOW, Minnie Sway?
SENTIMENTS THO
I say went from lesbian to butch lesbian.
Top to bottom.
Can’t say that women’s body shape is the worst I’ve ever seen…but she’s definitely top 10 ?
All good. Got a passive/aggressive SIL that has ONE more time to say some slick chit tho. Thanks for asking.
What about you? How’s my adopted Dad? How are the churren? How is your love life?
One word…LIT! These cop trials here & these recent killings…yeah LIT would BEST describe her. She just had back surgery (same condition as Momma Dee…I laugh thinking of her a$$ on them damn crutches & complaining bout Earnest) AND is pissed that she’s outta of commission until September. NICE problem to have, but she no likely. Paid to stay home & chill…a problem I’d LOOOVE to have.
She had convinced herself that it wasn’t a gas bubble and was a flutter!! It happens, I guess
??? SCROLLED UP ????
? Dude looks like a ladaaaaay ?
Listen… before reading and just by looking the pics I thought transformation was male to female. Over here thinking why he wanted to be a bad built women????
You clear me.
Chicken sausage is good…I dunno bout no chicken bacon…I despise turkey bacon…it’s grainy. But I don’t go out of my way to eat bacon anyway so it’s a moot point.
Looks like it went from clueless to moderately slow.
She so cute…….and slow tho’. LOL
She should be a stand in for Little Women……ain’t none of them got necks and they all dumb for a man too. She can be the big sister.
Yo mama the real MVP. Get well, Power woman! LOL
I MISSED SEW MUCH TODAY BECAUSE I DIDN’T CHARGE MY DAMN PHONE SMH…SINCE I’M ON THE PRODUCTION FLOOR ????????
Damn. I dont think we knew either. Told yall we were binge watching last season, and Dub21BF came over. He was like wtf is THIS yall watching yo? After half an episode he was in there watching too. Cussin us out the whole time. “Yall got me watching and laughing at these midgets. Its not right. My folks raised me better than this”
*cries loudly*
These surgeons need a family member in the operating room or at least a window to approve the end result. Coming up on “Botched” season 4 ?…
I come back to this?! The last two have me in tears. I’ve had to tell my coworkers my allergies are acting up with the way the tears have been coming down my face today.
I love Schwab. I have to keep them now that I’m going overseas…they don’t charge international fees or arm fees. No issues with them EVER…had them about 6 years now. 247 customer service with AMERICANS.
Her slow makes all the rest of them miniature geniuses.
They slow too.
I thought turkey bacon was a no go. Turkey bacon is made by the devil. That stuff is not natural.
Dancing Dolls come back on next Friday.
But her slow is special!!
Go head and let him go.
He was on TJMS a couple of weeks ago, and he said that he goes through cycles in relationships. He said that he is seeing someone, but feels he’s about to transition to being single. I hope she wasn’t listening, because I know her heart broke into a million pieces hearing that.
Whang a dang. We are here with the bacon.
That’s what stalker said last night….”got me up here watching this stuff.” LOL
Mean on another whole level.
They having a “Midwest Buckdown” here this weekend. I wish we had something just a lil more…….IDK a word to use.
I got a dude now. A fresh one. A young one. Imma a cougar now Whang. Fukk yo SIL. Cuss her out in a nice, professional manner lol. Our damn DADDY. GIRL. He trying his DAMN HARDEST to NOT come back to NC. He in SC. He hiding and whatnot. Wont let us know where he lives. A mess.
the rest of them miniature geniuses.
******
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Oh. The chiren. Dub11 gone with her daddy folks to Alabama for the summer. Dub21 is back working for a law firm and is enrolled in classes for the fall. So she can get her life and get away from ME.
Nope, Honest with a heavy sprinkle of Petty!!
Yep. I love her for it.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bew!!!!
I don’t eat it all the time…but it’s the one meat I won’t say no to.
Everything in moderation is my motto.
BTW…you still stink
He pleads the fiff AND the sixth.
Phone looks photoshopped.
Try again.
I ain’t eeem know that. Either way, he”s just a messy queen.
Normally a man who dont eat PORK PERIOD is a no go for me personally. This one gets a pass though.
To be completely honest, I didn’t used to live too terribly close to a Wells. I just use to go to a store, buy a pack of gum, and get cash back. If I needed more than $100, I would make that trip to the bank. I can do the same in the A regarding Citizen’s Trust.
There was a bank, Chicago based I think, that had a network of 20K ATMs that are fee free if you used them. Lemme see if I can locate it.
Its too late. My ass gonna be putting turkey meat in everything. My kids gonna quit my cooking. Watch.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO…girl Daddy Dub is a mess!!
Hayyyyy on the new man…don’t stop…get it get it!!!
AWESOME…but then again..their mom is awesome so it’s to be expected!!!
Great to read!!!
She is too cute ! I wanna put her in mypocket and take her home with me.
My daddy is a mess. Im not sure what to do with him most days
Honey Dip used to love hollering he doesn’t eat pork. I was like, “Sure you don’t. Just overlook those pigtails in the greens and the bacon in the butter beans *San smile* “
Turns into a damn ghost. ?? Lmao
..about transition. Words of a man that gets much arse. ??
His voice is Incredible. ???
I’ve slaughtered a hog, cow, turkey, etc. I have YET to find the bacon piece of a turkey.
You dating a talker.
This one is anal about it. I see it already
New post – Figures
Wayment. I didn’t know Daddy Dubb had pulled a caper. LOL
LOL..
Where in bejeusus u been.
Kind of like I pass on you these days.
A talker or a stalker? LOL
Mr. Bitch? ~faints~
Non discriminatory huh?
Because you’d first have to mince the meat up and reform it into something that looks like bacon.
Touched.
Ha!!
I was just gonna say…I’ve never seen or heard of a turkey and a pig having relations—to produce no turkey-bacon churren.
Get that satanic sustenance away from me!!!
He been in SC with my brother since May 2015. Well bro got a job and moved west. Dad refuses to come back. Nevermind my sister has legal state guardian rights over him. He been hiding since around March. He calls but we have NO idea where in the hell he lives at. He vacated old spot. Wont tell us the new. Its cool for right now but my sister is going to go get him in Sept. He has no clue.
Bwahahaha. They were filming at the food trucks a couple of weeks ago. I texted @SoulGlow and told her they were down there cutting up. I think we determined it was Monie. She and her dude got into an argument and were really making a scene.
Oh so he lying.
Wayment. I just saw Le Pooch’s hur. Dang shame the dog has a boutique of wigs readily available at his paw. This is a boy, right? He is neutered, no?
I missed quite a bit, because they had the audacity to require me to do some work!! Look, my boss is leaving for 2 weeks….I’ll work THEN, like I always do when he leaves.
Today, a pt. sent him a Tiffany crystal heart shaped jewelry box….which is going home with me.
LOL…sheddup Blue
Why put any meat in it if you’re going to put turkey in? It doesn’t add a lot of flavor. You might as well go meat less.
OVERSEAS (my shock is on the face & reaction…see the following)? AWWW CONGRATS! I HOPE your font remains around these parts & you don’t get TOO busy. I’m gonna cry…Best Wishes & Luck
just foolish
“HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY” ?
Touched, rubbed, petted….ground in!!
Lawd! He’s going to be cussing y’all out something terrible, but y’all need to go get him. He needs to be where y’all can lay eyes on him periodically and make sure he’s alright.
I heard smoked turkey necks are good in greens.
*Lil Richard voice*
Sheddup!!!!!
??????
Tom and Jay Anthony Brown had a field day with the transitioning to single bit. I was weak.
YES! LMAO
~Sends you a care package with Bacon Festival tickets~
Turkey isn’t bad in greens but it’s not bacon, fatback meat or hamhocks either.
JUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I missed you!!!
She’s even slower than Minnie. They told her she wasn’t a lil person, she’s just short. I FELL OUT. Can’t wait til next week! LOL
Your bish is still ugly.
You calling Big Ben? Ok.
My bad. I thought you said Dirty Ditty. Carry on.
Ohhh. I wanna fight you so bad. ?
LOL…chile them folks on Food Network be doing too much with bacon tho… I mean, bacon icecream? Deep fried bacon? LOLOLOL
I lubb you!!!!
Umm yeah ok whatever. This is the world we live in now. I got my own problems. Don’t care anymore. Just stay out my bathroom!
I don’t think so. I tasted some greens seasoned with smoked turkey parts…it was a no from me dawg.
I never looked at a park bathroom the same way again. ?
That is repulsive Whang, but I love it.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5703955b58a364462a3f8c8a858156bc86f6db1eecd05123e1db1d142f5b565.gif
Low Low!!!!!
I’m gonna see if the urshers can see me out to the vestibule.
Whaaa?
I figured you was in your head space….so I let u get get you Whang thang on. Buy I missed you too. These blog streets is rough like Bmore, like the old Bronx, and Watts.
Ask me how I know ?.
I am CRINE!!! ??
??? HIDE MUCH?
I don’t even have the heart to TRY bacon ice cream.
?? FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!
Why fo come?
And that too. ???
Waxed on and not off.
Is “ATL Little Women” about little people?
Naw…..it wasn’t money so it didn’t interest him. LOL, he gave me his “trash”.
Pretty much!!
YES!
LOL
I used to be in love with Him ( Now! looking back at the video’s I can clearly see which team he plays for ,) Do the jitterbug ( snaps fingers.) You put the jitterbug into my heart ” humm! hummm! hummm! wake me up! before you go girl dun! dun! ohhhh! yeah! yeah! yeah! ( insert hornnnn sound) oooooooahhhhhh yeahhhh!
Memories!!!
Gosh durnit, you knew what I “meanTEed”…
Hail it’s sounds be both…A talkn stakler
Between this phone and these glasses. Work with me. ROLLSEYES
He looks good after after his transition. It’s crazy how some ppl are so trans phobic. If he’s happy who am I to judge? I’m sure he deals with his own personal struggles with out me adding to it.
LMAO @#WashYoHandsBeforeANDAfter??and #ACertifiedNursesAssistantIsNotADoctor?. I CAN’T!!
-JAW DROP-
l just tried watching it and was bored after 15 minutes.I dont know whats up but The new season of the Braxtons bored me so I quit watching ,Scandal was hella boring this year,Stopped watching Wendy Williams last year cause it got tired, I hope old age isnt setting in on me
LOL @ your Randy Jackson. Notice I said heard. I’ve never tried it, because pig tails have my greens seasoned to perfection.
It’s not my job to clock em…just be honest so that a person can make their own decisions…it’s just that simple
Appropriating blackness…and appropriating the charateristics and manners of a GENDER under which you were not CREATED…..still an attempt at erasing.
I liiiiiiive for your posts!!!!!! ????
That CNA one takes the cake ????
You know what?????? I am not doing this with you today. From Alabama?????
???
I just
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Lol thanks…I’ll still be around…I’m excited, scared, anxious, pmsing, constipated, and whatever else…all at the same time just thinking about it. But I think I’ll have the time of my life…YOLO.
All these unclockable folks nowadays makes me glad I’m off the market. I’m too d@mn old to be out there breaking out magnifying glasses and check lists trying to identify a ninja. ijs
Love Zoe done came thru da doe!!!!!!!!!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7c4e319ac4d688ef952fd5dab84af8e3cab22d9aedd2f87a4f77862f33197f69.gif
AWWWW. I DON’T BLAME YA…I’D BE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING PLUS. You’re quite welcome & KEEP UP THE POSTING. How are your parents & sister taking it? Leaving soon? Has the countdown started?
Does he have his original bottoms?
My momma was acting up…some Black man told her to let me go…Black folks don’t travel or get out much. She’s eased up a LOT since hearing that. My sis thinks I’m crazy but told me to go on. My dad is like eh whatever lol. Naw countdown to quit this raggedy job has started though. 12 more days…I’m going to go home for a few weeks before I head out.
Where are you going? If you don’t mind me asking.
Asia! I’m going to post my blog when I leave (if Sandra let me)
WOOOOW. 12 WHOLE DAYS! Well I’m GLAD you’ll be free from those bloodsuckers that didn’t appreciate your AWESOMENESS & TALENTS. Go if it. Just as you said you only live once (on earth at least ;)). Glad to see you’ll be going home to relax & reunite before the BIG MOVE. Where to? If you don’t mind my asking.
She looks like a pudgy boy in the before and a fit boy in the after…. Looks like a boy band member…. That’s all I have.
Asia
Can’t wait to check it out. This reminds me of a young black couple who got married, sold their stuff, and travel the world. Exciting.
*throws something*
?????????
The lemon is too!
Hi Wendy..oops, Sandra.
My heart hurts after hearing this??????
I’m trine. LOL
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This crap should be illegal, these people are selfish and their main objective is to trick or fool heterosexuals..this isnt right at all
Exactly this is a mental issue