A Miami woman was charged with making false statements to police about hip hop mogul Sean “Puffy” Combs.
Jermelah Jones called police in January and identified herself as Combs’ fiancée. She claimed the 47-year-old rap producer assaulted her and Combs was being held in his Star Island mansion by his family against his will.
Miami Beach police raced to the affluent community of multimillion dollar mansions and knocked on the door of Combs’ home.
He was asleep when cops arrived, but was awakened and questioned. He told the officers he had no idea who Jones was, and insisting they were not engaged, according to the New York Daily News.
Police warned Jones to stop making false statements, but she allegedly continued to call emergency services, claiming Combs was in trouble.
Officers again reached out To Jones and urged her to stop making the unfounded allegations.
In early February, Jones escalated her bizarre behavior and began stalking Combs.
She drove out to his mansion on the secluded guard-gated island, and tried to talk her way in by claiming she was Combs’ fiancée.
Police arrested Jones, who reportedly told officers she heard voices and had “been recruited by the devil and his people” to harass Combs. It isn’t clear if a judge ordered a psychiatric evaluation for Jones.
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Poor woman. She’s suffering from mental illness. A common defense used to lessen the crimes committed by the alt white. This is a true example of mental illness! She is deserving of minimal incarceration and maximum pshyciactric help, empathy and sympathy usually reserved for non minorities and the spawn of Don*ld Tr*mp? Cape for this poor Sista like y’all cape for them?
Wonders what she looks like. This all I got.
She looks like a person who needs pshyciactric help. I’m basing that on her mugshot. Eyes, eyebrows, lack of skin care, and hair are telltale signs.
He got tons of security.
Poor thing. I hope she gets help. Jermelah Jones. Her name sounds familiar, I thought maybe she was also the one who stalked Usher, but then I saw her mugshot. Different person. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30f0092149ba161693a99f67ffe2777140c671f7eeb21b31939c2de19828d237.jpg
Crazy hoe.
Yikes!
Im with you.
LOL hey Blue https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b9c530a5e45c42f40bccb998e4408647ea2fb5dbea3f63c1ad54385a67c6ab3.gif
They need to let Janice answer the door one time. She could prob help ol’ girl clear up some of her confusion, Lol!
Hello how are ya
What the hell is wrong with people!!!!
he heard voices and had “been recruited by the devil and his people” to harass Combs. It isn’t clear if a judge ordered a psychiatric evaluation for Jones.
^^^^
Biggie will be dead 20 whole years March 9th. Pac was dead Sept 13th 2016, 20 years.
Fool I hope you didn’t think you could just stop paying. Not sure who. But your clearly owe a debt sir. I’m no conspiracy theorist person neither. But I truly believe this. And Suge in jail and not never getting out? His ass probably gotta pay double. He the only one unscathed from anything. Pay up
Good. Cleaning out email accounts. One has over 2400 emails. SMH…I’d forgotten all about that account. Mostly junk.
And you?
Hope she gets the help she needs. Nothing wrong with talking to someone.
Damnnnnnn…I think she may have a slight problem.
Any of y’all watch The Mick show have me in stitches.
Pretty good but bored as can be here at work. Easy money i guess.
Look at those eyes! ?? let me see your eyes keesh.?
True.
Giggling!!! Let me go look aty eyes real quick. Drop of selfie Blue…Imma need your eyes mam?
Oh yeah and he knows it!
You first.
Currently watching snoop and martha
I’m gone just binge watch it
Look like angelica’s doll
Dammit Dub! And I like Puffy, but you up here making sense? …and don’t forget about ‘Shine’ did time for that club shooting Diddy & J Lopez (can’t stand her!) parted ways over. Maybe she did him a solid with the Santeria they say she practices….?

He has done so many people dirty. Took food outta folks kids mouth. One of em…Loon I think was out here robbing folks. With an active contract.
Anyone coulda sent this chick. Puffy better say his prayers.
Doe anybody notice a similarity to the look in this chick eyes, to the look Kanye’s eyes have now? That “I have left the building” look. Its real out here. Keep yourself and loved ones prayed up, and be wise enough to know some things prayer cannot take care of alone. Sometimes it takes a comprehensive plan like prayer, diet change and meds.
He seems like he didnt give a shit about doing those golks dirty in my eyes.
This too. He done paid someone to keep quiet before. How he knew what to do with Jamal…aka Shyne. This nigga learned sheisty from Andre Harrell. He certified sheisty
They have her pic?
Why they mad. It’s been obvious
Check below someone posted it.
He gave Shyne a bunch of empty promises. Probably got him deported.
Hey blue. I thought the pic Wang post was of the girl. She has on red lipstick and hair is wild. I thought that was her.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MvhWoIgmu8w/UgpElQlwLII/AAAAAAAABmY/a4U_48b7sbs/s1600/girl-you-crazy-as-hell.gif
Puff didn’t even get a set back I remember when Dre fell off hard after the drama before his comeback. Puff had way more support in the NYC area, and was able to capitalize on the aftermath for years.
Ive always felt this way.
Truthfully im shocked hea lasted this long.
Hey leapy!!!?? yeah i saw that down below.
Wrong chic but she looks shell as hell.
https://youtu.be/2Z3bLRPOlrw
No lies detected!!!
(Blushes). Reading is fundamental huh? LOL. I did like a ltitle child, and READ the picture. LOLOLOLOL.
??? dont feel bad im the same.
Its almost scary.
What chick are you talking about Blue?
It’s me Whang. I am the one causing the confusion. LOL. I thought the chick you posted was the one on this story.
Puffys stalker chic…
February is delusional month for women
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Awww how noble of you.
Yeah, Andre! dont let them nerdy azz glasses fool you… stone cold O.G. (i bet Puff had to do more than walk to Jr’s for cheesecake…)
Oh he def hadvto go back to Belize, mmm-hmmm
It is.
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Awww …..who dis lil angel????? *melts*
LOL Blue..that pic that I posted is the chick in the story uptop. According to Miami Beach Police.
Hey Leap!!!
I have no idea.
Umm k.. ?
Oh! I thought you said that was ushers stalker!??
LMAO…. This right here….. She is serious too
LOLOLOL…Noooo..I said her name sounded familiar and I thought she was Usher’s stalker. But then I saw her mugshot and I realized it wasn’t.
You ready?
WHET??!!!
(See, this why folk scared to share pics of their little ones, Lol!)
Oh! Reading is fundamental like a big dog huh…???
Lmbao I cannot.
Awww..who is dat?
I don’t think that’s the pic of her
????
Bwahhhaaaaa….I edited it now. I can see how it was confusing. sowwy.
*gasp!* i saw her on dr phil ….it was disturbing (and sad)
Its cool ???
lol I’m confused what’s wrong with this bish like how ?
http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-confused-how-WTF-What-the-hell-GIF.gif
Hes a meme
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
I forgot his name..lil cutie
It is because I thought it was a pic of someone with crazy eyes and a new hairdo. I know she didn’t fall up to Puffy mansion looking like that!!!
??? lawdy!!!
*cackles*
You have to go listen to her tell the story..cray cray
I can’t believe they actually gave her azz the precious precious time of day to pitch the BS..
so its that easy to mess with someone who has no clue you exist…wow
His ass and LaurieAnn Gibson each other beards! I never knew they were married til last year or two
She said MJ use to hear her ole man beating her up from the window and wanted to know if Annie was ok… or something like that. I tried to find a fukk to give but nothing was available
Heffa! I’m crine at Idk he’s a meme. I’m tickled and Idk why
?????
Yeah, celebs say it happen to them often
Boom kat!
According to Michael Jackson…a stalker inspired his hit Billie Jean too.
The song Billie Jean was about a girl, that climbed over the wall at Michael’s house, and was lounging out there, by the swimming pool…. she was laying out there, near the pool , lounging… hangin’ out… with shades on, her bathing suit on. One morning she just showed up! Kind of like a stalker, almost. She had accused Michael of being the father of ONE of her twins…
??????
TI have always said that’s one of the worst things about being a celeb..people know you, but you don’t know them
I thought it was Nancy Drew too…at first. But nah..that’s Puffy’s stalker.
Striking resemblance tho… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d465041cfaadc9080119da3ebc9e8e678679d3b3b44dc4f5fce24974c1de281.gif
I think it was because her daughter was desparate for some relief. This woman was cool, calm, collected, and potentially convincing UNTIL you really listened to the outrageous claims she was making, smh
Yeap
Dubsta!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a9210e41d23562219f242bcb21f53acfce19a96eff5557181dcb4473c79a8908.gif
Her. Chile
Hey hun!
thats the scary part and its easier to get to them because they announce all their public appearances..hell funny thing is reg folk got stalkers too..make no sense
no wonder beyonce never caught outside the house too much, folk cray cray
That’s right! I completely forgot about that!
*cackles*
She did sound convincing…..but in the back of my head I was like …..don’t you dare fall for the trick. Attention seekers will do anything for attention!!! Then again she may be telling some of the truth in her on right
? omg poor tink tink #whenyouthinkyoumatter ?
She almost made it sound as if MJ was stalking her azz??
? …I’m outside w/your pizza …let me in?
I guess i understand, but still.
Yeap, you know her Stans and fans would love to stalk her…it may be too damn hard
I was about to say…. regular folks get stalked too….just not on that level. I have heard some horrible stalking stories with the celebs though
Yes! She told Phil that Mike’s limo was parked outside her apt bldg!
There was a young actress named Rebecca Schaeffer She had a STAN that paid a private detective to find out her home address.
The stan showed up at her home and asked for an autograph. She obliged him. He thanked her & walked away. Then he turned right back and rang her again. The 2nd time she answered the door… he shot her to death.
So yeah…if a derranged person wants to find you..they will.
i think they have a lil more respect for her to go full on deranged but im sure julius done had to taze a few people for getting too close
Even though Star island is gated they will let you do a loop as long as you don’t get out your car. I think its crazy. They should stop letting people who don’t live there on the island. To dangerous.
She a real hoe for him to be the daddy of ONE
I was stalked back in 04… were together now though..?
Lmao
?????
This is why they can’t take chances
??
stalkers or stans got a weird sense of connection to you. whether its negative or extremely minimal they crave that connection.
Wait now Loca…
Picture it…Micheal is practicing moon walking…suddenly he hears screams. He runs to the window…asks if she’s okay. Gets no response..asks himself what should he do? Call 911? NO…write a song..that’s even better!!
See…it could’ve happened! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif
I will crave my pistol right up they azz
What i got from the few minutes i saw was that she based most of her belief in her story on the fact that her name just HAPPENS to be Annie! Just sad, smh
Who was the celeb that recently had to kill the stalker or have the stalker killed.was it Madonna or another female celeb
*soft Jackson voice*
Get out my yard you devil.
LMAO!!!!! (Lord forgive me for laughing)
so you caved
Yeah, I feel you. My man been stalking me forever…. Now we have each other FA EVA!!! True story?????
Iono…who was it?
I think Madonna
gotta protect yourself outchea
Chile….lmao.
Yeap, it was Madonna
so she musta been getting double pegged and they both let off?? maybe??
I just laughed a deep & ignant Miss Sophia laugh! Tears!
ROFL!! LMAO!!!!!
I wouldnt say caved.
Lol i aint mad.
so a PI will just go along with it, not even doing a check on the payee. that seems odd and unsafe
?????????
I’m right along with you!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif
oh wow i never heard this. i had always heard him say he wrote it based on his brothers experiences. thanks for this new factoid!
I remma. My Sister Sam
I remember this that’s when they started taking stalking seriously even though Lennon was killed by a Stan ten years prior.
Damn!
LMAO…Why do I have a associate with twins and they have different Fathers. I look at her so funny because you had to be engaged in some real HOE shyt for that to happen but who am I to judge?????????
i had a chick sorta try to wear me down into being with her. kept showing up places i frequent, always knows when i was going to be at a certain friends house, always tryna get me to go out with her. ugh it was too much and i was fearful that she would been too controlling if i caved and might harm me if i left
Not one! ???
This was such a sad story… that dude should have BEEN caged long before he finally got to her though!
lol yep. i think usher had a cray cray stalker too. and i remember him saying how crazy the girls were when he was on tour. bishes riding in to his room on the room service cart. he come out the bathroom from taking a shower random chick in the bed ???
See, you couldve been a married man by now.
????
oh gosh that’s horrible. sounds semi similar to that young chick from the voice who got murdered last year.
yeah and get woke up every night for sleeping too good, wondering if im dreaming about another woman lol
Yw.
The story above comes from a guy who says he was in the studio with MJ:
The year is 1982. The song is “Billie Jean”. The sonic image of Michael Jacksons’ “Billie Jean” is a perfect example of what happened, when I sat around dreaming awhile, about combining different recording techniques to produce a unique musical canvas with a tremendous ‘sonic personality’. Of course I was comfortably ensconsed in Westlake Audio’s beautiful new Studio ‘A’ on Beverly Boulevard, with my good friends Quincy Jones, Micheal Jackson and Rod Temperton. We were doing our favorite thing… We were making music!!! We had just started recording Michael Jackson’s album “Thriller”…
thats setup 101
Type of girl cut your pee pee off if she thought you was creeping.
zactly!! when someone wants you that bad it has possessive written all over it
…..????
I would judge. Next time she have a 3some bet she use a condom.
Exactly!! And THAT dude did it in a crowd. Mannnnn— this world gets scarier day by day.
Right! He’d BEEN stalking people, not just her…should’ve been in SOME kinda institution.
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I don’t think they do it anymore…legally.
But apparently it used to be legal.
He paid a detective agency in Tucson $250 to find her home address in California DMV records. $250…smh.
LMAO….
Slappppppppppp….wake yo crunch Black A$$ up….whatchu smiling for?? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif
I remember Usher’s stalker.
Wasn’t she outside his studio with paper clips in her hair?
250 just to find and address…hmmm yeah they still doing it, prolly putting gps on folk car to cut down own being noticed following folk smh
been mean to me all day, now you ass wanna be smiling in yo sleep…. get TF up right neigh lol
To make matters worse, you don’t even need to hire a detective to find out the most personal sht about people anymore. All you need is a phone #/access to the internet and not only can you find out about the person of interest, but their family as well….SCARY, SMH.
right?! just no effs at all. i felt so bad for her since she was so young.
lmfao ??????. I don’t know but man if i were him i’d be so offended like dang why my stalkers got to be busted in the face with three hairstyles from 1994 in their head
Say WHAT??
Say What???
Please elaborate??
yep. i think she was 20:
http://nypost.com/2016/06/11/ex-voice-contestant-shot-after-performing-concert-cops/
she was really sweet too.
Chile … The fawk … https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/000a7e604aec35dff958d5d4b12fc694b3cf6b1f8f542494674fa8f11bba958f.jpg
same here …?????
Somethings in the air, a lot of people are detaching from reality especially Tennessee passing laws making it legal to run over protestors
The Devil is working. It’s always BEEN him.
Yep. And I loved her in My Sister Sam
So, Clive Davis and his people recruited her to harass Diddy?!. Oh.
I pray she gets the mental health counseling and/or exorcism she truly needs.
cc: Chris Brown
Is she ok?
His lisp… “Girl, you craythy ath hell.”
She’s got the look.
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Good morning blue ??
Good morning
What’d you get mom for vday?
Hey wig.
lol hey…?
Gm
I get my mom something practically everyday. I bought her anither ottoman and some other things she wanted.
What did you get your mother?
Massage & car detail
Good morning
Happy Friday ?
Good Morning Roses!
TGIF!!
*comes in blog dragging…MAWNIN’ ROSAYS!!!!!…(YAWN!!!)
GOTCHA!!!!….LOVE YOU!!!
That’s lovely. My mom has car service or me. She doesn’t get massages but she has a Burke Williams gift certificate collecting dust that’s worth at least a few hundred bucks. *shrugs*
Gm honey
Love you too.
Morning everyone.
Peppermint Patty. One of my faves. Been low key talking shyt and throwing shade for decades
*PERKS UP*!!!!!!!,,,,drops LV briefcase on floor…..RUNNING DOWN THE BLOG HALLWAY…JUMPS ON YOU…..SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU…for leaving me..(lol)……AND HUG YOU WILL TIGHT..(.throw my head rag on your avi)…..HEY K-DUBYA!!!!!
LOVEU MORE!!!!!!…my mom always says that to me and my sis after we talk…
Morning! I think I’m going to love the block feature today. Let’s see what this wonderful Friday brings.
Good morning ??!!! RIF, same.
TGIF!!!!!!
*PUT IT DA AIR
REP WHERE U STAY
TAKE A STEP BACK
BLOW DA KUSH IN DA FACE!!!!!!!!
*getting my jocking on*
U A GOODT BABY!!!!!
Will be in Bama March 9th for DaddyDub memorial service.
RIF!!!!….hey!!!!
*hugs ya byke*
Good morning Z ?
Thank you!
The Mr and sons hooked you up?
WAIT!!!!!!!!…DUB NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!….I am so sorry….
Good morning ?
Good morning
No time wasting today ?
Aye!!
Why I found out my mama gets to take her car to the car dealership my nephew works at to get her car detailed every other damn week! I’m still mad. My sister (his mom) don’t eem get to do that. Just grandmother.
Burke Williams ?
Yes hun. He been gone 3 Friday’s now. He was cremated. 2 services. One here tomorrow and one in Bama in March.
ONE CHILE…Lol….Z22 (his birthday is Valentines Day)…they always hook me up…love them fools…Z22 was home last week for his dad’s birthday..(both aquarius)…UGH!!!!..
Good morning ?
Not u hating on Momma Dubb…LOL
your time will come…how are the dubs doing???
CB…..!!!!!…
Yea, I’d be big mad!
Thank you though for the idea! *scrolls through Rolodex for someone who works at dealership…
Praying that God continues to give u guys comfort and strength during these times…
I just raised so much hell i have a headache.
I’m out of order. Supposed to be at my desk which is 30 minutes away and I’m still in the bed ?
Who pissed you off ?
What else is new…LOL
I was trying to catch up on some old post…but couldn’t all these new roses…but I seen the “banter” of you and Cara-mel…LOL!!!
Thanks sis. You are awesome
HELL NAWL!!!!!…lol
*comes in your bedroom…snatch them damn covers off you…..jumps in your bed…AND LAY THE PHUCK DOWN with you…LOL..
They good. Big baby Dub upset about her grandparents passing. Dub12 is too. But he lived with me and Dub22 for a long time when she was little. So she has more vivid memories. Everyone holding up
You naked??
awww……*bats lashes*…I’m just a humble vessel,,,,
*who use to say that…futuredoc or Lurk*….damn I miss them
Oooh me too me too? We gone have that room smellin like a fish market?
Lol chile…lets let that ride. How are you?
WELL DAMN!!!!….(HOLLERING LMAO!!!!!
My daughter
Tussin. Rub a tsp of tussin on yo fohead. Your headache will disappear in two shakes of a lambs tail?
It be cheap actually. She got the car from them and they love her to pieces lol.? She made them some cheesecakes for the office manager bday. I was like gone head and secure you some free or discount oil changes too then.
See….I’m trying to go back to sleep and yo azz trying to get u a “scissoring” in early in the morning…Like Mr was grinding my “byke” this morning……LOL!!!!
Doc. His Crazy behind lol.?
You sew nassy? What else he do girl? Did he eat it from the back or nah??
#storytime
I am…..girl I’m taking it day by day….
2017 ain’t playing with my ass….BUT GAWD!!!!
Teen girls the damn devil. Don’t let her run yo pressure up. Rebuke it
GWON NAH!!!!….LMAO!!!!!
Yep.
TELL IT…I don’t know why I’m laughing already…BECAUSE I BET U SEE YOURSELF IN HER!!!!!!
? shes just now telling me today that she has to have her eyes checked for tomorrow’s drivers ed class.???
As Zoe would say #storytime gone and break it down for those of us who ain’t getting none. Let our vaginas live vicariously through yourns?
Girl im trying!
Lol no ma’am!
Lol i hear you.
U KNOW WE WAS THE SAME WAY…I think that;s why I really didn’t want any…cause momma use to tell me and my sister…”I CAN’T WAIT TILL YA’LL HEIFERS HAVE KIDS…while adding…”IF I LET YO ASSES LIVE LONG ENOUGH!!!!…DAMN I LOVE THAT WOMAN MEAN ASS!!!
I don’t even have a teen yet but some days the under the breath talking. Start me a GFM
???
Fired!
Lol
The authorities better start doing something about these stalkers. Cause baby, when it gets bad like this, it’s kill or be killed.
Lol! Oops. We all forget sometime
You went ahead and went all the way there, huh? lmao
Good morning. *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
YOU R MAKING MY DAY…LMAO!!!!
*lets say MR went out to work this morning MAF!!!…shit we had a great weekend up until Valentines Day….he just turned 51 and I’m like DAMN…but not complaining…after 23 yrs of marriage glad its still like that…but my “vajay” is off until abt Sunday…LOL
HOW?! Man im sleepy and hungry and she got me down at the DMV.
LIBRAZ!!!!!…hey!!!
HEY BEW!!!! What it do?!!!
???
Aw shyt nah… what I done rolled up on?
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*taps u on your shoulder*…I hate that BTW…GM!!!!
My lil Mama would chicken choke a bih for eem Looking like we wanted to talk back, smh
Hi Zeta….Bye Zeta
Mawning
IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT….ANYTHANG YOU WANT “IT’ TO DO….LOL
I’m fine sweetie…glad I got a few minutes in the garden…I feel much better
chicken choke!!
LMAO!!!!!!
*taps u again*…just to get on your “nerbs”..
? I like you! And I like mista? We gone halfta hang next time I’m in town?
chicken choke
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Mornin?
Dubb was looking for you yesterday. Needed the roaches of the liver gif lol
Snuggles next to you
Aw hell…. Who got Dubb drunk?
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I like to cut the fat and get straight to the meat?
Morning crazy lady…???
LOL
LURK!!!!!…I thought u had quit me….
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED….DAN!!!!
How r u??? and the Lurkers…you and MRS Lurk…almost got the house to yourselves now don’t cha????
I LOVE THIS….NAH PUT OURS UP….AND U KNOW WHICH ONE!!!!
lol!!!….DITTO!!!
You so fast. And I like it.
Here you go, put this somewhere nice…….
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GUL!!!!!….see these chirren”…LOL
By the time I was 14 I was taller than my Ma ….I mistook that as some kind of sign that I was more on her level at that point… You know, like woman-to-woman, Lol! After she reached up a coupla times and made my eyes bulge from the pressure she applied roundst my neck, I reconsidered
?? you learned that day! I already choked slammed her a few years back, so weve gotten that out the way…?
A hot oven mess!
I gotta go ya’ll it’s 8am…and I got abt 3 places to be today….the HBCU here having Basketball homecoming..so u know OUR BIG VA BUS gone be out there…and its bossman Alma Mata…got to judge a greek show tonight…I still love those…but I bet I be at nail spa at 12…
LOVE U GUYS!!!!
@lovzoe05:disqus …going to try and call this weekend….
There you go! LOL!
(I just hope y’all don’t have to progress to upper cuts and hog wrestling like my Ma did me, smh)
Okay boo be safe
YEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!YEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
*just gone gwon and put in in the middle…on the “frush” bikini wax with the “hearts still bedazzled on it”…..wink
Bruh! ROFL!!!!!
Lmao!!!!! No, she learned that day.
hog wrestling like my Ma did me
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He got stalkers? She must be an old head from his era
OAN….concerning the post….PUFFY….NO WITH THE BEARD!!!!!!
*fade to black*
This is a distraction for some reason …
Woody backpedaling like a lil bytch. Boi you know you tweeted that bs about never dating black women and white women were all this and that. Sit yo dolphin teef havin ass up. WE dont believe you, you need more people.
????
I wish! Oh but next week is winter break. Thank God! 2:30 can’t come fast enough.
Wait. Who’s cooking? I’m hungry.
ZEEEEE
HA!
?…?
CRINE
Nan. See.
Yeah she caught me slippin and when I knew anything she had me pinned and struggling underneath the dining room table (my dad was her corner man and was basically tellin her to stick & move and shadow boxing while hypin her up ….they not loyal, smh)
I JUST got here! PLEASE!
All of DaddyDub surviving chiren except my bro, and his 2 over 21 grands getting drunk tomorrow in his memory?. And hell lil bro might probably will too. We our daddy son.
I cook in the bedroom only
Lu, BOO! :kisses:
?..
Of all people to be delusional about…she chose Puffy
(What time the memorial drinking gonna start? I nay want o pay my respeck to my fellow Capricorn )
Mornin. Take yo drawls off and jump rite in?
Sounds like a great time…Have fun!!
Yall make sure you send Pops out right. Since I can’t be with yall, lets go ahead and toss one back real quick…..
#BlogShots
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probably in parking lot straight after that short 2 pm service. So 3pmish. My sister gonna have her flask like Rihanna did at awards. ?
Yassss
They can have him ?????Looking like Yandy’s lil brother. FOH sir
my dad was her corner man and was basically tellin her to stick & move and shadow boxing while hypin her up ….they not loyal, smh
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#Goals
Yeah I should be done with my errands by then ….love y’all Dub, y’all stay up :hugs:
I already know you & the Mrs just as cray as my parents ever were, Lol!
?????? I’m pretty sure we’re related. Early 2000s we had multiple funerals in my family back to back. At our grandmother’s funeral everyone was pissy drunk less than an hour after. Afterwards we all hit up IHOP. IHOP became our post-burial tradition ? Ghettooooooo!
Hold up! Dis you?
https://youtu.be/Fx6r0_V5jHk
Noooooo! I never tangled with my mom but my sister did. I learned early not to let my height advantage over her fool me ?
There to many nut jobs in America to keep folks safe, celebs usually have security for that reason but is puff still that big A Star he needs a bunch of security
????????????? I hated that heffa!
I like the new jidenna and future album.
Out of all the “beard gang” dudes I’ve come across. HIS is the UGLIEST!
So are we gonna get a post about that wonderful press conference that our Dear Leader held at the White House yesterday?
I’m assuming Miss Rose is working on that as we speak.
I’d be pissed if I was at the DMV too! I have a Benadryl hangover and gotta take moms to the doctor later. I just wanna sleep but I still woke up early.
IDK WHAT Future is saying in the song they play on the radio. All I hear is “Mexico Mexico”. I didn’t even know it was HIS song until this morning…….BUT THAT BEAT IS SO FIYAH!!!!! I turns my shit UP when it comes on.
I bearded for a member of the disciples gang back on the 80’s? It wasn’t bad. Free weed and he would slay my individuals?
Beards bring more attention to men’s mouths. Diddy has a yuck mouf. Makes sense he ain’t cute ?
Bye white woman! LOL
He’s a “buck toof mouf breevah”.
I just know his breath stinks from all that mouth breathing ?
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Lmao!!! You have to really listen to him to understand wth hes saying about.
Jesus!
Ha!
You already know we won’t. Or it will be spun so tight bish won’t have any edges left. I’m already tired of 2017 and this presidency ??
Aye!
I can’t wait to read the classic “Sandra Spin” on that shyt show he produced yesterday.
??
Or it will be spun so tight bish won’t have any edges left
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Just said the same thing. You were waayy more eloquent than me though.
You > here < Me
Man! I need to sleep before i pop a vein…benadryl is the devil.
Yesssss! You already know it’s gonna be about him asserting his power over the fake news orgs. He is being the law and order president he promised. Defending himself and our country from the liberal snowflakes. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1bbcfc3f81a5e400d2c0376db295728f106f8d227d15b42697a7044b34b87409.jpg
IHOP sounds yummy. Our black selves go get that Smithfield catering to go package eery fune. Lmaooooo ?
I miss RayRay? The way he usta grease my scalp??
Really?? They’re making America Yt Again…taking it back to the days when protesters were hosed down in the streets, beaten, and had dogs sicked on them without repercussions
Interesting. It’ll also be interesting to see how the Trumpettes spin it after the pee tapes get released.
I don’t want to. I don’t speak “apariarheoeht hiehtiaerhe NEW CD wprheparheapreharep Mexico Mexico ar;eh;are;r;ajise;ajre; ra;e Prima Donna..” .
I may or may not have dated a clear dude that used to wash and grease my TWA when I did my big chop ?
LMAO
Lips stay chapped dinnamug.
At this point his only supporters are rabid dogs. They will wait in line to experience the golden shower of a billionaire
Oh rayray hooked it up?!?
THIS! And he keeps thrush mouth. ??
What is TWA?
She’s working on it. Expect a response by 12.
Teeny weeny Afro
Ugh…
*barf*
bruh!
That tongue stays whiter than a mug
He wanted some lil white babies with afros. #truestory
leftover nut couldnt swallow.
Girl?? Good hygiene too. One of the few males I’ve encountered who’s balls ain’t stank? And don’t get me started on his culinary skills? Till this day I’ve yet to have a fried balogna sandwich that came close to his?
They are the best!?
How tf was they gonna be white? You had sex with him?
???? did he sprinkle baby powder on them?? Said the edges was burnt just the way you liked it? ??
Slightly burnt edges! That’s how you know it’s good. Ironically that’s also how you know when the perm has been in too long?
??? man that smell never dies!!
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????? man that album knocks though yoni. Yoni? your name was pyrex before, no???
Thank the lord those days are far behind me!
?????? Ugh I know EXACTLY what that looks like ?I have to conduct barium swallow studies on people and that mess looks just like nut ?
I know right #teamnatural from my scalp to my muffin I am au natural? Some men don’t like it. I don’t wanna be bald up stairs so why be bald down stairs?! Soft n bushy? That usta be my myspace handle? Maybe it was softwetNbusy? I forgetz?
She trying to work out “The Leaks are real, but the news is fake”
He loved my hair! Stayed playing in it so I told him he needed to wash it. Miss them fangas ?
Sadly, I began the week the same way
I hear voices too and they say shit like this
bae rent is due on the 1st
Mama i need $40
Ma’am, your payment is 3 hrs late , we can we expect payment?
???
He thought they would be because I’m of a slightly whiter hue and he was ghost white. He wanted to marry my ass. ? I’ll never tell!
Yes, of course!
?
????
???? not Pyrex!
?
What she do?
Oh it wasnt pyrex?!
Exactly!
I need a vacation bad?
Smdh I’m mad it’s bushy ma’am. Better get you a weed wacker and trim those bushes down!
It was prynnsexxx or something like that. Got that heffa cooking up gourmet meals ?
Fabulous!
Oh!!!????
One of my patients looked like she wanted to say it but didn’t. Older black lady just kept giving me the knowing eye ?? It comes in all different consistencies but they have a barium “pudding” that looks like someone came after being dehydrated for a month ?
Pops up and Laughs like the dog used to in Duck Hunt. My sis was Prynsexx. Not Pyrex.
*poof*
Ugh!
??
Lawd I dolphin laughed til my throak hurts! Pyrex!!! ???
Ole thot.??
Still luh you though! You my last standing AQ
Well shit it looks like pyrex.
Supposedly tastes like marshmallow fluff. I’ll take their word for it…
Im the only AQ!?
??? pretty much!
What?!
I can see the confusion. I remembered because I STILL have no idea what the hell it means ?
Leave that shyt alone … Leave it alone … ????
Strong like bull….grrrrrr??
???
The barium “pudding”. The thin is apple flavored and come of the patients say the pudding tastes like marshmallow. It’s recommended that we try it so we know what we’re asking people to eat but I’ll be damned!
Smdh and bull headed. Don’t get me started. I’m like fukk February and fukk Friday right now ?
What is it used for exactly?
Get started nucca! ?
Wood Harris??
Some people have trouble swallowing after strokes/cancer/head injuries and the barium study helps us see if anything is going towards the person’s lungs when they eat/drink. So it comes in different consistencies to see if the person can tolerate nectar thick liquids but not watery ones. It’s actually kinda cool but they use the barium so it shows on X-ray
Lol not 3 hours…that’s petty!
Oh ok! Well you go girl!
Nah, ion want my stalker in my business right now. I’m good though. No more crazy comments about your people cuz I’m done ?
??? right
No the dude who played Bobby Brown.
Lol @ the “Sandra Spin.” Is that anything like the “Lynn Spin” on Girlfriends?!. ???
You cant get enough. I understand.
:giggles:
Thanks! This won’t be what I do with my life though. Ion have the stomach for it ?
Read down yonder
?? I’ve had my fill thankyouverymuch! Been dealing with your kind for 25 years (and he’s still around)! I’m good…we’re just not a match
Interesting…
So because your high yella the nigga thought cha kids was gone be white????
LMAO…not a hairdressing DL gang banger
??
Pretty much! Ya see I ain’t with his slow ass! That was the last straw lol
Man listen!!!???? that shit down bottom aint soft
?speak for yourself!
It does sound gross.
Well maybe its you mysty!!! We go with everybody!
Eye miss him?
RIP to Walter Morrison. The musician that gave us the Ohio Players and The Parliament funkadelics. Your music will always live on. God speed.
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good morning to the S. Rose fam. Wishing ya’ll a productive day.
In other news: i’ve been noticing this gorgeous ebony sister that takes the same morning commute as me. She’s 5’0″ – 5’2″, almond eyes, shoulder length hair, and a Lindt Cappuccino Fioretto complexion. Last week, she def caught an attitude when I asked her to please give me space so I can get by and she ending up walking to the back of the bus lol…maybe she’s not a morning person.
But, I’m going to have to say something to her next week. It just that I’ve been out of the dating game for so long and it’s never been my type to approach a female. Most of my relationships started as friendships to being with, and, not to sound cocky, the last two approached me.
With that said, fellas, ladies, what are the best approaches in today’s world? I do know, but it’s always good to get advice from the universe. Help a brotha out.
*disclaimer. I’ll continue to post this until I get a response :p
Say something to her now. Why wait?
Man fugg outta hurr!!??
Smgdh!
Awww…don’t nobody want him anyway….
Thats what made him say that in the first place.
?? Nope. Nopity nope nope. Ask THEM and they will tell you themselves. But anyway…your season is thankfully almost done so there’s that ?
she def caught an attitude when I asked her to please give me space so I can get by…..Did you say it like that or just say excuse me with a smile?
Ion like strangers’ bodily fluids sooooo ?
Compliment her … the simplest thing make us smile . See , how she reacts to the compliment & you’ll see if she’s interested or not . Good luck .
Im in my office now. Gotta happen next week
Asking her to give you space when you walked by sounded like you may have said it rudely. Did you? A simple good morning followed by introducing yourself.
See i know for a fact your the problem. Light skin chics are LOCO!
most certainly said please excuse me with a smile.
I would’ve def rolled my eyes at his eyes.
HA!
at his eyes?
Me too!
Its sad. It’s like his diehard followers just cant admit he’s wrong about anything. Its’ really disturbing.
i said please excuse me tho and smiled. I’m not a rude person. Especially not to a woman. Mom and pops raised me better
Every time you see her from her on out give her a subtle compliment. Then once you have her smiling, make your move. And get you a whip lol catching the bus not going to help the situation. JS
You should take the lead and approach her. A mature woman wants to be courted and not put forth all of the effort. Be nice and respectful and start with small talk like I have seen you around…if you’re single I would like to take you for coffee sometime. Coffee or ice cream is great for ice breaking conversation.
EVERYTHANG on this body is soft ?
LMAO
no doubt. whip will be here by the summer lol. I appreciate the advice.
????
Maybe they live in a city where public trans is normal
????? lawdy!!!
If looks could’ve killed he would’ve been dead .
Good to know because I was side eyeing asking her to give you space. If she’s reading or anything on the commute try to connect with her over that material.
She’s on the bus too…ya’ll can come up together
That’s true. Up north that’s regular. Where I live everybody got a car.
Good morning Babes! ?
Dead in the eyes so there’s no mistake LMAO
noted. Thanks, sis.
Lol i ?you
Cool. I’l def keep ya’ll posted.
???
And my shit was snatched!
yea, I’m up north. Transit friendly city.
So yall snatching logins now?
Morning baby ?????
aint nothing like coming up together, right? lol
Wait, whet?! Wwhhyyyyy?!
Oh ok. That’s not a big deal up north.
I want you to know ya then fuked up ..??
Luv u ?
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IDK
How’s your Friday going?
Also make sure your shoes are clean. I had a guy approach me recently he was dressed nice, but his shoes were dirty asf. Wear some good smelling cologne too!
What u talking bout Willis ?
Same in my city…but if my car is down I would hop on the bus if necessary
what eye sed….LOL
When did this happen? Were you talking to us earlier? ?
Clean shoes!!! I tell my daughter this.
Wait whet!? ?
I hate this woman! Why is she always so damn confused?!
It’s going .. I think going to be dick at maybe 3 ish so I may hve to leave other than than same ol same ol. How’s your day starting ?
I was. I came back and required a “login”. Put it in, it didn’t exist.
It’s the best…as long as both are like minded and on the come up. Pay attention to the conversation to make sure she has goals and whatnot.
well this bitch is needed rat now
haha. Shoe game on point ( i think). Big fan of Cole Haan and I purchased some Creed last week. Good advice.
So, his shoe game was a deal breaker? lol
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Ot: did anyone see Sheree’s son in US weekly? I didn’t know that he was 6.6 .
Clean ears too … ugh I hate a mf with dirty ears . Wax be falling out some ppl ears like honey .. really grinds my gears.
Oh ok. I was like this bish even “sounds” like you! ? Folks here are crazy. I put nothing passed them. When people post their email addys I’m sure they can go in and change to your login
Ok. sounds good. will do.
You was on the bus with some Cole haans on? Direct violation lol
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yeah she is! What show is she from? I only ever see the memes
Well go back to pyrex.
????
haha…come on man. give a brotha break.
Feisty .. I like it .
???????? I choked on my ginger tea heffa!
And dried spit in the corners if that mouth.
??? disgusting
No, I have a guy…but if I didn’t yes they would’ve been.
Yep.. Sheree got smart.. be a momager instead.. But ion know if she has any sense…
lol
Or just plain juicy mouthededness like Diddy
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ok, now, that’s just a sad situation.
LOL
Idk
????
He play ball?
ok cool. Thanks, sis. Much appreciated.
I was NEVER “pyrex”. LMAO
You been here before? LOL
Had to bring it full circle to the topic at hand. Maybe she wanted to help with his dental hygiene? ?????
good night
Please
Ya’ll have me rolling in my office. Time to get up and close the door lol
lurker since 08
Keep us in the loop.
Go home ??
Lol you getting dick at 3?! ? It started. Best I can do for now. Lol things will get better though so I’m good
I’ ll be back to pick fights later.
I’m is home. In my bed. Dranking ginger tea
Now it’s really playin games. :deep breff:
Ginger tea..why?
Get some rest Hon! ?
she heard voices and had “been recruited by the devil and his people” to harass Combs.
Bruhhhh … fuk autocorrect ???
You done did more than “lurk”. LOL Pyrex? Somebody done called me that before? I got my e – i on you. LOL
Sore throak. Hopefully just allergies. This weather’s been crazy though and I’m around sick folks all the time so there’s that lol
What chu logout fuh?
Put some honey in the tea
Autocorrect said get that kitty right ????
I did. Real brewed ginger and raw honey. Gonna make some soup with garlic and turmeric later if I don’t feel better. Have errands to run today
Lmao trust me im no weirdo. Your name looks pyrex.
Thanks.
Nope.. I met somebody new . I might cancel my BBD Sundays to see how this goes .. it pains me to even think abt it .
Absolut
You know Blue just be wrong soemtimes (I luh huh). It’s that loud she hears lol
Bruhhhh ???
#storytime
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I want some rock and rye for a hot toddy ? I may need to hit up a liquor store
neva heard of it.
? I feel your pain! But if new dude is tryna do right, give him a chance
THIS
It’s rye liquor I think. Has fruit floating in it. Strong and perfect for a hot toddy. Clears your chest out.
Pass
No need to waste time. Get you somebody solid on your team.
Pro-Black Van (Jones) with the white wife better watch his back and his front. Her people are coming for him. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cade6443940b33f506c3736bace16daf594d9170dcdc734b9161d60dbc6bd36d.jpg
He’s handsome, too.
Haha it ain’t for you! Go to bed ?
You’re right Scromey . ?
white +blonde……….
It’s new … like really new . But I like him , he a calm spirit & we just vibe . Sunday’s are just sex but I want more not necessarily with BBD ..but I gotta give the newbie a chance . So am going to be dik less.
I see where you can see that. LOL I look at a lot of folks names differently. One that stands out to me is @hi-liter. I shole read it as “HITLER” every time. LOL But trust I tried to keep/use it again and it always says “it’s in use”. LOL
I didn’t. I was automatically logged out. I came in and that lil corner box said “Login bish”. And I panicked!
Why do you “gotta”?
SO MEMPHIS…SMH
Remember “the rapist”?! I still die over that! ?
OR BORROWING SOMEBODY CAR…
Well I don’t hve to . I mean I can get to know him & still do Sunday’s . You’re right .. thanks ????
Newbie tried to come through yet?
kfgksdnkdnk YES
Lmao same here. Hell i thought nucy was nancy nu for the longest!
He didn’t ask .. I offered & we just chilled.
Youhereme! Lol
Noooo don’t confuse the issue if you really like the new dude. See where it goes. Dick will always be around if you want it. Focus Hon
How do we know you’re really Yoni?? What’s the meat on the back of a fat man’s neck known as?? Answer that. Prove yo self?
How Sway ?
lmao no! That will only make things difficult. I was just being nosey. I hope it works out for
you!!???
Dam smh times are very different.
YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!! Is that “scromes” by any other name.
We didn’t do anything at all .
Go head my G!!!! Assertive!
But wait, what do I “sound” like? LMAO
Gypsy and Dougie used to tease him something terrible. ? Wonder what happened to him?! I remember he was teased about his sexuality and bounced. Now I’m thinking about Mannie…who came in under the rainbow and tried to change his colors later like we don’t have elephant memories ?
Lmao you know im slow at times!
Why am I screaming!! Her family shoulda been punched.
????
I really don’t think so. Therapist was smart ?????
Forrest Whitaker pack of hot dog meat or??? You gotta be more ‘pacific. LOL
????? He was like you sure.. look come through before I change my mind .
??
????
You ??????
Bruh
You have a point there. LOL
I can admit it…shit
Nall..the lil fuk boy that played Bobby Brown.
She be telling on herself alllll the time! Just read this thread alone ?
LOL How’s Mama Myst?
Jinx! I JUST typed this!
lmao ….well im glad youre stil with us…?
She’s good, thanks for asking. Had a follow up visit with the heart specialist this afternoon so we’ll see. How’s your mom doing?
I always correlated that with NYC or something. LOL
Hmm? Give a midget a disposable camera and a few Decatur flavors posing as models and what do yew get??
Right!??
Blue always encouraging that thot behavior
Well…
I read it like Lucy Lui?
I appreciate tho .. she’s really right . ??
Good looking out sis .
You can’t run from me Mysty
your time coming.
Yasss….i knowed you was my patna!!!
Stooopp ??
New post. But wait.
Who is a Yoni7? How is she diff. from Yoni1 or Yoni with a small “y”? WHO stole the poster formerly known as Pyrex log in?
Find out on the NEXT DragonBall-Z
Haha no ma’am. I know some women will monkeybar like that though. Makes sure they’re still getting ducked down so they don’t rush things with the new guy. Whatever works I guess
See, them and those heart doctors. LOL Just keep us in prayer, please.
Bloop
Bur-lee.
????
I think it works ???
All day!!
Am damn not!
Yeah I’m not enthused but this one is a rhythm specialist supposed to determine if she’s a candidate for surgery. Will do! We could use them as well. 2017 has been a bytch for sure
Prayers ??
Uh huh
Snapchats full of CRC.
CRC = California Raisin Cl!ts
Lindt Cappuccino Fioretto complexion
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You BETTA come the fuk THRU with the descriptions!! EXTREMELY detailed…lol.
That’s the worst!
LMAO
It’s me luh. It’s DyDay. Tomorrow is Datterday, Love.
I’m sure it does. I tell on myself though so I can’t get away with that. My biggest fault is my honesty. Tell shyt most people would keep to themselves. I always have an ace in the pocket though ?
?? I like yew? Yeen Yoni tho? Eye c yew?
Bihhhhhhh….That chit!! UGH
Thanks Hon!
I keep saying it’s a year of New Beginnings 2+0+1+7 = (perfect) 10. I try to find the light in everything dark.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO…there’s somethin in this likkah!!
And Noriluv = Noro Virus. Don’t ask me why. LOL
Thanks, I needed to see that right about now! ? Cause it’s kinda dark in here today
I hear voices too, its telling me to go eat, not sure why. but i will follow
Yes I’m iz. LOL
Omg me too!!!!?? i was like wtf kinda name but the real name aint no better.
What’s the real name? LMAO
lol…word
Sarah Paulson.
American horror story
She was Marcia Clark in on movie
She dates the woman who played Charlie sheen mom on 2.5 men
?? Disqus is tripping. Prolly all it is. Won’t let me click on my profile from Sandra’s site.
Happened to me yesterday
now, did you google it?
But get this….now I can’t logout.
It won’t let me logout. The Russian’s are coming! We’re doomed.
The question is “nigga why are you chasing?!” FOMF please and thank you
Lmaoooooo?????
Or even dirty fingernails a real turn off …Men would be surprised at what a woman observes when they first approach..you guys are not the only visual ones..good luck
Thanks, Ms. Chellie
This is bizarre.
Approach her nicely but hopefully she doesn’t blow you off considering your first meeting was not a good one.
True. I said “excuse me luv” w/ a smile. We shall. thanks
“been recruited by the devil and his people” to harass Combs.
This sounds correct.
Sounds like schizophrenia
MANE LOOK…
Happens to me a few times a week. ?
So, your azz is like a Amazon tablet. You just keep updating and rising in numbers.
Mmph. Ok. ?
So, your azz is like a Amazon tablet. You just keep updating and rising in numbers.
Mmph. Ok. ?
HOW DA HAYLE YOU DO THAT?
Ain’t an “L” in that name!!! ???
HOW DA HAYLE YOU DO THAT?
Ain’t an “L” in that name!!! ???
Is that what they do? LOL
Is that what they do? LOL
Lol nah I mean I say it Nucy Nu, like Lucy Lui but with an “n”. ? Y’all think I’m that slow?!
Honey? MANUKA?! ???
:WAILS:
WHO ARE Y’ALL DATING???!!!???
IS THIS THE CREME OF THE CROP? IS THIS WHAT SINGLES HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND CHOOSE FROM???!!!
Winnie the pooh ass niccas
Who called?
Last week, she def caught an attitude when I asked her to please give me space so I can get by and she ending up walking to the back of the bus lol…maybe she’s not a morning person.
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You may want to wait and have a positive interaction with her before approaching her about dating….if she’s catching attitudes; she may not be feeling you right now. (JMO)
That ain’t her:
“Math Lady / Confused Lady refers to pictures or gifs of Brazilian soap opera actress Renata Sorrah playing Nazaré Tedeseco in a scene from the telenovela Senhora do Destino.”
??…I get what you’re saying. ( Am I slow too?)
??
DUH! Roc and Roe…Mariah… ~sarcasm~
?? I may have known a juicy moufted individual. He was a good one though
FUGGEDABOUTIT
Board of Health come now!
Oh ?
Did you really say “please give me space”? Like used those exact words?
yes!
for me its the dirty fingernails!!!!! yuck..unless they just came from work and deal with their hands!!!
jahaja the best kind lol
no… lol “excuse me, luv”
Sadly I deal with this everyday for one of my clients. Deranged fans. It’s really disturbing.
Starts playing chorus to Hi-Five ” She’s playing hard to get….but she likes me…she likkkeees meee” :p
with a smile too
?? aww DAyum Nan. See.!
FOR LIFE! ?
It happens. I’ve seen it. ?
I remember hearing this…something to the sort.
Oh, okay.
Well she may not like the word ‘Luv”. Had a gf who hated it, because she didn’t feel it was a genuine expression. EH.
Perhaps the next time you see her, you can start out with hello and say if I offended you the other day, my apologies…to start a dialogue. She may laugh and say, no I was having a bad day and Viola!! Conversation.
One of the situations I’m familiar with the person had intercourse with 2 different persons a few days apart. 2 separate eggs released. Amazing.
That was his first wife…allegedly.
Word. Thanks, my brotha. I truly appreciate it.
STOOPID
He looks George Foreman Sr. through IX. All 10 of them.
I am female. Luv!
my bad, I forgot. Thanks, luv
I have 14K in one and 1k in another. ?
That’s a lie. I got that thing down to 12K last week. Evverytime I go to a store, buy something on line, read an article through a media outlet, pay a bill….UUUUUGH! And some of them send them multiple times a day!
Went to Bath and Body for some hand soap. The clerk says we need your email. I said you already have it and send something everyday. She says we don’t give out paper coupons any longer, we mail them. ? Great. Just great.
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I’m back now. Although, it is afternoon, but nevertheless, I’m HERE!
And queer?
I called library and check out 1 I care card and googled. Yeah she look crazier than clown at a drive through.
I want to see what she l?K’s like.
Really?!?!??
Me too???
Lol! You sound like my baby sis. She said after observing our Mama bish slap three of us, she wisely decided she was not about that life!?
You next Aunt Sandy!
THIS! My sister is a decade older. I learned my lessons WELL! Think you can box with that little lady if you want too ??
That’s so sad.
It’s hell’s crazy right now , other states want to pass this law also, legislators who propose this nightmare of an idea and vote to pass it should never be allowed to work in public office again
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It happend to you? Im sorry.
?????? she prob had on that negligee from the ebony cover too.
Hell idk! ??
Combs eating good!!
Tales from the South
“Had been recruited by the devil and his people” Hmmmm this sounds plausible when it comes to Diddy. She may not be as crazy as people think.
Yeah here she go https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m7QA0ogagEc
Lol! She’s 81 now, and I STILL promptly answer ‘yes ma’am/no ma’am’ when she speaks. They learnt me! (Now, the downside is that I now have zero tolerance for any ‘child’ exhibiting even the remotest hint of disrespect – my nieces know, try me if you want …. mind your ‘delivery’ to Your mama, My mama, or me or get punched in the thoak) : tea:
??you fired af!
THIS! I plays no games with my mom. Even now when she’s one of my best friends I know not to hobbit so far. And no one can disrespect my mom and let me find out about it. No one ?
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LOL..my mistake. She actually had the paper clips on her glasses, holding them up.
But still….
If you don’t getchoazz…?
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Church!