Doctors are warning consumers against using a $135 enema colonic endorsed by actress Gwyneth Paltrow.
Doctors and health professionals are calling Paltrow’s coffee enemas “absurd” and dangerous. Paltrow’s website, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop, describes the Implant-O-Rama enema product as a do-it-yourself coffee enema to “supercharge your detox.”
But health professionals are sounding the alarm.
“You could do damage to your bowel,” said Tim Caulfield, a health law expert at the University of Alberta, on Tuesday.
Obstetrician Dr. Jen Gunter was more direct about the dangers of coffee enemas.
“Coffee enemas and colonics offer no health benefit,” Dr. Gunter told The Guardian. “The biology used to support these therapies is unsound and there can be very real complications. Keep the coffee out of your rectum and in your cup. It is only meant to access your colon from the top.”
Dr. Gunter warns that coffee enemas can cause medical complications from bowel perforations (tears), bacterial infections, colitis, electrolyte imbalance from vomiting, and renal failure.
Caulfield said Paltrow and Goop’s products have raised concerns in the health community for years.
“One of the things I find fascinating about this is Gwyneth and Goop have been scrutinized over the past two years or so quite heavily by the science community, by the health community, and despite that scrutiny, they still are marketing completely ridiculous and potentially harmful products like this one.”
Paltrow, who is friends with Beyonce, JAY-Z and other A-listers, defends the product. “This number lets you know that the product has been reviewed and approved by Health Canada,” her website says.
But Caulfield waved off her disclaimer as wordplay.
“[T]he problem is the people who push these products can be quite clever in how they present the benefits,” using such vague terms as energize, revitalize or detoxify, he said.
Photo by Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.com
That’s so stupid tho. If you drink coffee you’re gonna have to go anyways. But uhhh… I saw a video of a girl shoving meth up there. ?
Has anyone ever honestly done a coffee enema? If so, what was your experience?
I saw on television where a woman was doing these everyday and had got addicted to the feeling of getting them! Totally disgusting!
The vagina egg and now the coffee. Goodbye Gwenyth.
folks be doing thee most to take a shyt .. If you that blocked up… And gotta go to these extremes … You know you full of shyt … ???? chile get it… ?
“The biology used to support these therapies is unsound and there can be very real complications. Keep the coffee out of your rectum and in your cup. It is only meant to access your colon from the top.”
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Lord. Why does someone have to tell you this?
Coffee enemas? Rich folks will buy into anything. Why didn’t I think of this…
I’ve done coffee enemas many times during detox and felt absolutely GREAt after. Doctors want to keep people sick and dependent on meds. Be your own doctor. If its not for you fine…but i know people that regularly did them while fighting serious illness and they are still here illness free..
Detoxing is a money grab. Your body naturally detoxes when you pee pee and poo poo so there’s that.
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My backside is exit only…? yikes.
My Strange Addiction. She would be in the damn tub all day.
No one doing this needs meds what are you talking about? I’m lost. If this made people sick wouldn’t they want you to do it more so that you got sick?
rofl ????
I do believe in Holistic medicine however I would not try this. Also, there is a rumor that Gwyneth Palthrow gets paid a nice percentage to promote these products. That is not the kind of person that I would take a suggestion from.
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Oh noz it’s the ghey agenda again–some Hollyweird type wants you to shove something up your azz!!!
J: You know you full of shyt
No pun intended/s
Lol if they really want a cleanse, detox, whatever and they don’t want to do it the natural way by drinking water and eating veggies, drink magnesium citrate. It’s cheap and it will clean your bum hole.
Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!
This bish smh
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*tears* LOL
That’s funny and probably true of quite a few of these so-called celebrities. I don’t do the fan or celebrity thing.
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Chile … Who Gwen fooling with this… ???? chile… Coffee in your azz chile
Gwyneth Paltrow? Who the hell listens to anything she says? One thing I am convinced of is that people with money buy and put all sorts of stuff in their bodies trying to look younger and live forever when in actuality those things are doing the reverse and creating medical issues and shortening their lives.
Actually, now that I look at the picture again, is that Nikki Minaj or Nikki Mister?
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People put worst in their bums.
WTF listens so to this pale face anorexic dumb bish anyways??
I loved her in Iron Man 1 and 3. Was she in 2?
I used to work in an ER and here are a few things
Small shampoo bottle – dude said he slipped in the shower and fell on it
Small flashlights
We had 2 young women come in and one had put a polish bottle in her vagina and another one had put wooden screws…ALL OF THESE ITEMS HAD TO BE REMOVED
Files under Shitt WE don’t do anyway…moving on.
WOW
I went into a sex toy shop for operation research and I was amazed by all of the glass penises they had behind the counter. I asked them why they said folks were stealing them left and right and when he told me some stories I was floored.
Yes she was. I loved her in Shallow Hal.
What possesses people to insert these inanimate objects in holes that aren’t meant for those items?! Folks are crazy.
Doctors warn against anything that will keep you in their office picking up prescriptions and popping pills. Google the benefits of coffee enemas and then you will know why they warn against it. Coffee enemas have been used to treat and heal cancer patients. Of course they don’t want you to do it.
The drs would come out laughing shaking their heads with some of the men
Vagina egg. What is that? I am behind the times. Please explain and bring me up to date I am still using words like “trim” when I talk about sex..
I’ll gladly give her an enema.
See my comment. I agree with you 100%. Doctors want to keep people sick and completely dependent on meds. That’s the goal of the health industry.
What??? I dont know what your talking about. If detoxing isnt your thing, dont do it. I regularly went to a colon hygienist that helped people with all sorts of illnesses. You’d be amazed at the worms, etc that you clean out. This eliminates illness. Do your own research.
slipped & fell ???
When she was fat but in his eyes, skinny…yes, another great movie!
I do them at least 2x/month. It’s a great experience. Very healing for the body which is why doctors don’t want you to do it. Their goal is to keep you sick and popping pills. I’m never sick. Every year when I go to the Dr for my annual physical, he tells me to keep doing what I’m doing. My lab results are remarkable, my weight is in check and I feel and look amazing.
Here are 10 Reasons on Why You Should Try A Coffee Enema:
1. Reduces levels of toxicity by up to 600%
2. Cleans and heals the colon, improving peristalis.
3. Increases energy levels, improves mental clarity and mood.
4. Helps with depression, bad moods, sluggishness.
5. Helps eliminate parasites and candida.
6. Improves digestion, bile flow, eases bloating.
7. Detoxifes the liver and helps repair the liver.
8. Can help heal chronic health conditions (along with following a raw plant based diet).
9. Helps ease “die-off” or detox reactions during periods of fasting or juice fasting, cleansing or healing.
10. Used regularly in the Gerson Institute treatment protocol for healing cancer patients naturally
Yes! That’s the one. Still one of my fav comedies.
Effing around with those enemas and Goop will have your toliet lookin like those California mudslides ?
hottlanta: I went into a sex toy shop for operation research
No you really went there for a friend.
Ha,ha,ha!!
Gwen wasn’t the only one squirting Starbucks up her ass. There was some celeb who was addicted to these few years back but forget who. They been putting coffee in their ass. Nothing new
Enemas completely destroy your kidney.
A healthy diet of fruits, vegetables, water can do the same. healthy eating is what it’s called.
I don’t think WE were checking for Gwen and her coffee booty…
It was my beloved Damita Jo.
http://www.eonline.com/news/35320/janet-jackson-gets-percolated
Whyyyyyy? Our liver does a great job of flushing out waste every day, our lungs breathe out pollutants, our kidneys filter out toxins and our digestive system lets things pass through that we don’t need.
That movie a comedy sleeper. Funny af
They’re called Yoni Eggs. I believe Porscha and Phaedra did this on an episode of Housewives of ATL – https://yoniegg.com/what-are-yoni-eggs/
Watch Adam Ruin Everything Adam ruins the spa. They admit cleansings and detoxing is all about money and does nothing health wise, but I heard this years ago, don’t kill the messenger.
THIS!
Yes, it surely is. I still watch it from time to time.
Unfortunately something has to go terribly wrong with a customer before this hack is taken out financially. Gwen is quite infatuated with rectums and vaginas and things you should put in them.
Please natural path pushers are the worst Their stuff is expensive and it ain’t free. Whether you pop something up your azz or a pill in your mouth it is still called MEDICINE. If you purchased it with or without a prescription you still take it to feel better. This natural mess has gotten so bad folks gonna into a tent in a desert and it gets 2000 degrees inside the tent and they still stay inside to sweat out toxins the natural way. Yep they bodies went back to it natural state death. Think people think. There are snake oils salesman’s around us everyday.
Not if you’ve been doing coke and hard liquor for years!
Best thing is to do the OPPOSITE of what a celebrity tells us.
I saw those eggs and all I could think about was the Easter Bunny. Wow learn something new everyday.
Well, that’s an entirely different story!
Did you notice that a lot of those white celebrities in the audience at the Golden Globes look old or thin/sickly as if they needed to do a drive by at Burger King somewhere. Their skin looked weathered.
I mean, she named her daughter Apple. Who would trust someone who names their child “Apple”??????
Cadbury Egg you say???? lol
Matter of fact, just keep shit out of your rectum period.
No comment. Except keep the booty closed I guess.
That sounds about right.
*ctrine*. Hell nah we weren’t.
Used to “encourage” the vagina to maintain its shape. Doctors also said no to this as well.
“Small shampoo bottle – dude said he slipped in the shower and fell on it.” Can you log out please? I’m done. Gonna laugh the whole drive home now.
When I tell you I am through for the day after that one.
lol
Freaky deeks. just straight up freaky deeks.
LOL! it is funny u mentioned that because when i was watching Oprah’s speech and the camera was panning the audience i was like damn a lot of these people looked runned down. The biggest shock was Barbra Streisand, she must’ve had some face work done. She just looked frozen!
I so remember that during her Velvet Rope era. She spoke about this and depression.
I try to stay as virginal as possible. They got tired of me breathing on the glass trying to peek inside. They told me to come on it.
white ppl shat. not interested.
It was the kind you see in the hotels. I was like that’s a helluva fall for it to be all the way inside his rectum! I can’t remember what it was but one guy said he accidently “swallowed” something but it was in his rectum where he had clearly inserted it
All day. smh
Right… dix included.
Yeah I was amazed with all the sizes and everything. I was ROTFLMAO when they said don’t go to a crystal shop you can only get it from them.
LMAO. Yup. Clamp it shut tight real quick if you see a dik approaching.
chile the ones I work with look 10-20 yrs older then their actual age while we look 10-20 yrs younger than ours.
Why this gal don’t go study health science, food and nutrition, homeopathic Natural medicine. She always as some weird expensive products on her website.I cannot understand these know it celebrities.
I know right. If they show Cindy Crawford on television one mo time in a field of cantaloupes in France talking about a secret age serum Imma scream.
Lil Hots was talking about Tanya Harding and said they got to be kidding.
Thank you.
I thought you was gonna be good this year.
It is just amazing how folks have snatched natural medicines from the Indians/slaves acting as if they discovered something.
Yes true they are vultures
They criticize this, but pimp Big Pharma on drugs that can do a lot worse.
They do it all the time!
Thought I was the only one that noticed that.
Lmao
More white people mess trying to stay young as possible.
Or trying to stay as rich as possible. Fools born every minute. Paula White is now saying give her your monthly salary if you want a blessing just like Gwen is saying get your coffee enema for a healing. I’ll take it.
Coffee don’t heal nothing. If these fools trying to heal by using coffee enemas they wrong but have at it
Just an orgasm high/rush for the azz that’s all.
Lmao
I don’t know about the coffee but I have had several colonics. They cleaned me out really good and made my tummy flatten — not washboard flat but damn sure flatter then it was. I would definitely do it again.
looks more like Joanne the Scammer!
Don’t listen to doctors, ya’ll. They are trying to kill you–no exaggeration. People have been doing enemas forever and coffee enemas will help cleanse your liver real quick. It’s not bad for you but it’s not something you do everyday, only when your on a cleansing regime.
LOLLOLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMBAOFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got two friends one is named Flower and the other is named Rainbow. An Indian friend told me his parents or so non-American that they think Hennessey is a beautiful name for a girl…
LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!
uhhh….. I was thinking about buying those eggs…
They are supposed to keep the va-jay-jay tight and keep your insides nice and toned and whatnot. (I was thinking about buying some. Ole girl had me convinced I would have a golden puzzay after using these eggs…)
Since plants don’t harm you. Why don’t you go for a leisurely walk in a field of poison ivy. Even bottled water has an expiration date and water doesn’t expire it evaporates. Everything has something in it.
Huh? Don’t know where this comment came from. Who said anything about plants not harming you. Get a life.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ROTFLMAO Not you ole educated dignified one falling for this mess. Our grand mama’s kept that big jar of white vinegar next to the tub for a reason. Golden puzzay. Wow you trying to get laid like a mofo.
lmboooooo!
Lmaoooooooo yall got me crine up in this garden tuhday!!!
Talking bout doctors gonna kill ya. As if I was in a car accident I am supposed to put a fig leaf over my head injury and go to sleep. A woman just died eating a raw oyster straight from the sea. Wasn’t processed or nothing. It was all NATURAL and she got a flesh eating bacteria. I like my food fried so well it will be borderline burnt. I am tying to kill all the germs.
Coffe enemas.
Blood facials.
Eating real baby ice cream.
What a mess. These celebs will sell anything to willing followers.
If the recipe says 7 minutes I’m giving 11, 12, 13 and sometimes long enough to see smoke.
My smoke detector went off so much Lil Hots snatched it out of the wall. When I go to a restaurant and they ask me how do I want my meat. I tell them I don’t want it saying “moo”.
That guy from TV who was addicted to them should have put a patent on that yrs ago… I think he was on that intervention show… it was gross then and gross now
Glad you typed it for me.
Underrated comment…. They spend so much money on surgeries & anti-aging & don’t realize its speeding up their aging process… On top of the stress they allow in their lives.. From their kids being wild AF & staying w/ cheating husbands..I got a coworker who look damn near 50 get botox & everything but she only 35 w/ wrinkles galore probably from her no good man smh still it’s a shame.
I love this.
bahahahahaha!
I am so happy you said this. I had a family member die within 4 months (diagnosis) from cancer; he was on the natural only kick and stopped going to see medical professionals.
Isn’t it amazing (and sad) that people don’t realize our bodies do all this on it’s own? Everyone is obsessed with buying things to detox but our body does that on its own.
Don’t naturalist do the same thing? Don’t coffee enemas cost money? Don’t you take them more than once? Don’t you have to KEEP buying Apple Cider Vinegar. Natural remedies ain’t cheap. I watch my boyfriend spend 100’s of dollars a week on this natural supplement and that. I believe in some natural remedies and doctors finding the real causes of illnesses instead of just giving pills. But the logic that doctors are bad because they give you pills that keep you spending money and in their office can also be said for natural remedies and can’t be used as evidence that natural remedies are better/safe or that they must be good cause doctors don’t like them. Natural remedies keep you coming back and spending money too. Make an appointment with a holistic doctor, $500. That’s just for the initial visit. Look at how much stuff cost in Whole Foods and on Amazon. It’s not cheap by any means. Heck just went to my OBGYN who believes Holistic remedies and medicine. After tests checking for Candida and % of water inside my cells vs out (checks for free radicals) and a blood circulation test and blah blah my bill was $1200. My point is BOTH are expensive. And it’s an insult to health professionals, oncologist nurses and doctors if you think they watch their patients die EVERYDAY knowing they could have saved them with a Coffee Enema. Brags vinegar and Whole Foods is making that dough just like Big pharma is.
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Girl!
LMAOOOOOOOOO too girl!!
Babe! There’s always next year… it gets difficult here in the garden lol!!!!
I can’t…. I came back today just to see if you had more to say. I’m reading this out loud to my co-worker and we’re CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m DONE AGAINNN!!!!!!!!!!
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I uhhh did a coffee enema and I saw parasites
LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!! (ASAP)
Ive never did it, but i would like to try it
I remember seeing that couple who was addicted to those coffee enemas on My Strange Addiction..
I hv read she has a body odor. On more than one occasion. I liked her in The Perfect Murder with Michael Douglas..(think that’s the movie). ..Thats when I realized she has a lisp. I hv hated her character Pepper Potts in every Marvel movie.