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RIP to the brain cells I lost listening to Cardi B rap over her new R&B song, "Please Me", featuring Bruno Mars. The music video features Cardi and Bruno flirting with each other in a Los Angeles diner.

Cardi raps about the sexy things she would do to Bruno, while he begs her to "twerk it" for him.

After flirting heavily, the two crews go outside to the parking lot and take a spin around town in their vintage hoopties.

The track debuted at No. 5 on the Billboard singles chart 2 weeks ago.
 

Cardi B ft Bruno Mars - Please Me

SR rated: 2/5 stars

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  • Mielle Downey

    Trash

  • ShelbyMoore

    One thing I will say, she stays having dark skinned sistas on display in her videos (trash or not).

  • the guest

    This Trini Dominican sister loves her blackness and it’s beautiful. Afro Latino girls need a role model to love their blackness as much as they love their Indian and European.

  • Soda

    Grown women with lollipops & baby hair---how original.

  • ALLMINE?

    She's definitely not afro latino..

  • Topic Influencer

    Here they come. Good luck

  • Renee26

    I like the song minus her yellin "lemme hear you saae!!

  • Renee26

    Does she now?? ?

  • Mielle Downey

    SHE DEFINITELY CALLED DARK SKIN WOMEN ROACHES AND THAT I FACT!! i DON'T CARE HOW MUCH SHE PANDERED TO THEM TO SELL HER GARBAGE.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • tia

    I like it.

  • Coy little wink

    Stop yelling and post the link

  • Topic Influencer
  • Mielle Downey

    iamcardib
    ?
    @iamcardib
    Bitch I ain't had to search hard your main pic is wild Muck .You just Ugly you look like a BURNED ROACH

    ?WestCoastBreez??
    @mysylentsymfony
    And then she went an searched hardddd for the ugliest pic she could find ?? https://twitter.com/iamcardib/status/793590854153859072

    377
    6:59 PM - Nov 1, 2016

  • Mielle Downey

    Cardi B Called a Dead Black Boy a ‘Monkey??’ ARE YOU DUMB?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Quiet as it's kept Cardi need to Holla at Bruno .... IJS cause offset (male hexanbeast) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d05ed7849b564a01be76ed4b7ef9be65cb032a21256a4c93c8108993f3cf41e7.gif want ever be it !!!!!!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Fugg folks ... in rotation ... Love me some Bruno and they do have good chemistry ... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c970e7590fdcdbe8faa263e21d69595e085e0b08b7dc670ee9db61c29bd5f611.gif

  • JENNYJONES1

    AHH CUTE, CUTE VIDEO. THE VIDEO ACTUALLY MADE ME LIKE THE SONG MORE. PLEEEEEEEAAASE.........JENNY JONES!!!

  • Renee26

    ? ? ?

  • Coy little wink

    Post a link where she called ALL black women roaches or just stew in your Cardi hatred per usual....

    I will wait because I keep hearing this rumor but no one can come with a real receipt...

    I didn't even know roach was a racial slur? Didn't scarface call the assassins roaches at the end before he shot them ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile but why my azz only see 3 comments .... Dead as helll ...... da block real this way https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d5264c1ca98c6238ba7a0c7588728e9d863aecc626ae53462aede5391bbb5404.gif

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    aye ..... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd65661b619481a8e4ed4e5d07698e64b68e817b106ef48ba9f1befef478a332.gif chile ain't gon lie .... I be grinding on this song chile ...... uummmm hmmmm

  • Reina1718

    This is wack, post up jordan woods table talk

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    Jenie u always make me laugh

  • Reina1718

    Lyin arse her momma from DR too dont kno a lick of English thats y she hide her now

  • Gloria

    Honestly, Cardi B and Bruno look kinda good together.

  • Reina1718

    To make up for all the bad things she said about them

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    ION CURR what yall say this is my chit!! I almost crashed my car grinding to this while I was driving. I have this on repeat and be having whole performances at every stoplight. PLEASSEEEE MEEEEE BABYYYY!!

  • Topic Influencer

    Do you have an alert in your Google for when Sandra posts Cardi? Because You are ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE TO SHOW UP. We have another poster here who ONLY shows up to the Bey posts so I KNOW IT IS POSSIBLE.

    Next time, when you get here to a Cardi post...be sure to post "FIRST" so we know its real

  • Dun Dilly

    90's throwback ...H TOWN, BLACKSTREET come to mind.

  • WinterIsComing

    Woooo Khlobaca is pissed!

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmaooooo

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    LOL

  • Coy little wink

    Link please. Stop yelling

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • Alextra Ballard

    Nice....Umma raise yew two more Roses (4)

  • Coy little wink

    Chile...Cardi really triggers folks insanity...

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    They do I swear ...... she need to get her head out dem clouds chile...... and wake da fugg up!!!!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • Rhyme and Reason

    Exactly!

    I give Bruno a pass because most of his music is throwback to previous hits and groups!

    This is a good song because you've heard it before, nice appropriation!

  • Meme

    Hallloooooo....I swear I always get dejavu whenever I listen to his mu sic that's because he's your archetypal copycat, stick a couple of black dudes in backing and the video and hey he's laughing all the way to the bank....so I guess whatever formulae is working for him he's gonna do

  • Reina1718

    Its short & straight to the point

  • Reina1718

    Sure is lol but only at Jordan, she so desperate

  • CookieMobster
  • Coy little wink

    This song slaps! (As the kids say ?)

    Auntie are you rating the song or the video?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    That demon can't dance ..... azz to damn heavy ...... chile that look just like that thang chile ....... rofl !!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c283d2355694c9cc50fac347be4af28801930e6c0d6eb3d565bccc190653c3d8.gif

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    what that sluts fawk other sluts men??? .... we know ...... don't need a discussion bout that .... they puzzay for everybody https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1834f8abafe8012c9c8683bfe1a6c82b192d506c333d5461b2bfb3e3f69247a7.gif

  • MrsToddSmith1

    Why does this sound like R.kelky sex me???
    Same beat too

  • Coy little wink

    The same melody as sex me chorus

  • Reina1718

    U got issues

  • Reina1718

    It do, they kno ppl love the 90’s lol

  • Yui

    That’s what they say nowadays? ?

  • Coy little wink

    That's what my 19 year old says...

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • Topic Influencer

    Dub14 and her funny looking sister Dub24 say it too

  • Chaseboogie The Prince

    It makes her stand out. If you notice, it's like that with most like skinned artists.

  • BingBangBoom

    Ain't no body authentic anymore..

  • BingBangBoom

    Them braids must be to tight cause those eyes Chile..

  • Chaseboogie The Prince

    What music video is this from? Is this from Sean Paul 'gimmie the light'?

  • Yui

    Hmmm, learn something everyday. ?

  • Coy little wink

    My baby is moving here in 2 weeks!? I am very happy

  • imright

    song wouldve been good with out Cardi TBH

  • Meme

    I heard its one of them stick on wigs you don't see how bulky her head looks?

  • Topic Influencer

    Awe COY!!!! Im happy for you too girl!

  • Coy little wink

    Lol @ funny looking so is my oldest

  • Greatgrape37

    This poor girl wants to be black so bad its sad

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    One of sean pauls videos ......I'm still in love with you boy ..... aye https://youtu.be/VWb-fZSxceE

  • Topic Influencer

    Boff of em. Dub24 look like her daddy. Dub14 look like me, but still she still funny looking lmao.

  • Chaseboogie The Prince

    Okay, I knew it was him! Thank you.

  • itsjismemelly

    i love her!!! keep on gettin it chica!!! disregard allllll offf your hatterssss ookkkuuurrrr

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • Renee26

    The remix like a mf

  • iWasteTime

    Did T-Pain write this too?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Ion know but I need T-pain to get his azz back in da studio because when he remixed booed up chile ...... T-pain chile we need another album bruh https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/16a1c2c32a1fc9952180d829113ffff2f9fc26759c2c604ce4adad6cf69f5c0c.gif

  • Pebbles

    This song will be a hit, the video is nice , the men dancing & Bruno sanging make the song pop

    Cardi is an added bonus for the regular girl his.

    I’m calling it! This song will get a lot of radio play and will be a summer time hit

  • Renee26

    They already play it on the radio in my city... By summer it should be played out

  • Tiff J

    Nothing can top the visuals in the Money video, but this is cute. Just wished they were styled like they are in the same decade. LOL

  • Renee26

    He about to be back on top... The yt folks are loving him after winning The Masked Singer

  • Let them eat cake
  • Let them eat cake
  • Let them eat cake

    youre right she didnt say all, but i posted the link below because she even said a womans dead child looked like a monkey. saying burned roach is in a derogatory reference to someone with a dark skin tone. It is implied. She doesn't like black women and dominicans are notorious for denying and hating their black roots.

  • Let them eat cake

    youre right she didnt say all, but i posted the link below because she even said a womans dead child looked like a monkey. saying burned roach is in a derogatory reference to someone with a dark skin tone. It is implied. She doesn't like black women and dominicans are notorious for denying and hating their black roots.

  • ThisIsWhat43LooksLike

    Raises hand ?? to say me to chile!! Be all in the car breaking it all the way down ??

  • Reina1718

    Lol ??love me sime claire so i guesd ur a lil sane ?????

  • Rhyme and Reason

    Yep! And, he keeps a low profile, even when he’s winning! But, yeah, his formula works for him, dejavu music, this time Jodeci!

  • Malai

    Lmaooooo

  • Kylla Williams

    now did she say all dark women or was she speaking to a specific person that happens to be dark? cuz from the post i read she was talking to that person.

  • LYRICS

    I concur!! His 1st album still bumps in my home on Friday nights!! His 2nd is my fave tho! "I'ma buy u a draannnkkkk….aannndd thhheennn I'ma take u home wit meeeee!" I still sing "oooooowwweeeee" LMAO!

  • LYRICS

    OOooop! Now I HAVE to listen! Be back to confirm soon!

    *Edit* It does....so it ok to listen to this b/c it's similar to a R.Kelly song??

  • LYRICS

    Gonna go listen, caz that was one of my faves….used to be...used to be!!

    *Edit* U right anything u posted on this thread! Cardi "singin'" and Bruno "brunoing", yea they about to eat this up like groceries! LMAO!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • MrsSpice1

    Garbage!!! Video and especially this remake of a pedophile song!! Firstly it’s immensely fkn annoying ??? and u barely can understand wtf shes saying!! Which is good because its ignent at best she raps just like buckwheat from lil rascals lmao!! Secondly so i guess its cool to dance freaky in a diner and leave with the dude u just met to let him freak all on u?!? Isnt she a wife and mother?!? Sad! Yea mfz gonna say its just a video but nah...these youngns are out here immitating this so called “art”...hince the young lady who was just murdered for leaving a club with some dude she just met and was probably poppin to thotiana in the club before she ran off with him!!! Sick of this thotwave in music being praised!! And these non black bombaclats jacking the black culture for trend purposes and representn it like this trash!!!! The industry just assumed they could put out popularity over talent and just release anything to the sheep that follow it!

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  • Satin Panther

    Cardi and Bruno would of been the new age power couple but now that Offset know what he would be LOSING he not letting that chick out his sight! He realized she advanced his star power..LOL

  • Trace da Ace

    did not watch it......was worried it was NSFW...and my boss be floating around here being nosey and shyt....

  • pure_rachet

    It’s a video. Get over it. I saw no pedophilia either. You can’t understand her but look at your grammar and spelling.

  • Sushi

    Lol, I almost died......

  • Sushi

    Bruno, looks like my 27 year old... hmmmmmm

  • Meme

    Oh yeah also sounds like feening by Jodeci you're right

  • TawnyDelux

    i like this video. i want the lies to stop tho...
    Bruno Mars is not tall

  • Sushi

    Happy for you also....

  • Raquel

    Bruno with his little feminine self. LMAO

    He's probably a FTM anyway (so I've heard). And Garbage B looks like a meekrat. *shrugs*

  • Tell the truth

    The video and song are straight ? This must be a new generation of kids on here because anyone should know this song has you feeling good and especially if you are in love ?? please me baby ?? .. they are so cute together even if it is for entertaining . Cardi is a good entertainer even if she can't speak good English and Bruno he makes any song pop ! This will be on repeat .

  • Coy little wink

    One word...Triggered!

  • Coy little wink

    Oh this is my JAM I be getting it to this!

  • RespectSelf

    Bruno makes the song good.. lol

  • Vonn

    I love Bruno' s voice. That's all I got.

  • Parent

    Love it!!! I am very impressed with Cardi in this video! She has definitely grew into a star!

  • JazzyBossyJen

    They missed the mark on this one..And Cardi looks slow as hell..

  • Navybeans95

    Office setting gonna be mad when he see this video...

  • Dem Moore

    I'm trying to figure out what that was.

  • MNjumpoffacliff

    I like the song because of him but not enough to watch them

  • pure_rachet

    @shengreenidge I recognize your name!!

  • sweetae99

    Bruno is definitely a FTM. Cardi is a MTF.

  • Allergic2dumbstuff

    I"m right there with you.?

  • Logan Roberts

    I love Bruno's voice ?

  • rockstar2142

    I’m biased as I love anything cardi.

  • Panther Charleston

    ?

  • Panther Charleston

    Heeheehee!

  • Panther Charleston

    Upvote x1000. Yes, tell it! The culture vulture stuff not my bag. But you spot on w the wife/casual sexing message. Yes.

  • SmellyMel

    The song sounds like an r. kellz song. I was just taken back by her grinding all over Bruno with no respect for her husband. No wonder he cheats. They don’t respect each other or their relationship. They’re singers not actors so I don’t understand the rewarmed theme of the video.

  • SmellyMel

    Girl I couldn’t say it better!!! Sound about right to me.

  • SmellyMel

    I was wandering how our kids marriages and relationships are going to last if they don’t respect them and they do stuff like that.

  • Tiff J

    Her lyrics are so raunchy, so opposite of his smooth singing voice. The radio edit of this song must be crazy. Nothing but bleeped out words, or silence, or replaced words, cause every other thing she says is so sexual.

  • Applebum

    She messed up that song. Why does everything have to be sexual with this chick? Always bragging about her vgina. Women who brags about their vgina can never keep a man.

    I like Bruno’s part a lot. Hopefully there’s a version without her in it.

  • Applebum

    Ooo you know about that FTM too. ?

  • Applebum

    No Cardi is not MTF. She’s all woman.

  • Marlika

    I like this song & video & I am BY NO MEANS A FAN of this bird.

    Bruno is my baby and can do no wrong! But he better let this be the last time he does a song with this chic!! Bruno gonna make me stop ? loving him if he do!!???

  • Tell the truth

    This is the same thing Nikki talks about in every song her p***y .. what's the difference

  • Pebbles

    You would think! Right!

    We’ll shall see!

  • Raquel

    I hate b*tches who deduce themselves to just their p*ssy like no other woman has one. Those are called whores. No matter all the money or clothes and other material things.....they're just highly paid sluts with access to silicone and bundles. ???

  • T Willis

    She’s talking about R. Kelly. Please Me is a rip off of Kellz Sex Me from his 12 play days

  • MRiGOThim

    This is about Cardi not Nicki :P

  • Mr. Poopybutthole

    This song and video is hot! It's constantly on repeat in my house?

  • the guest

    Cardi employs many and nearly exclusively black women and that is beautiful.

  • Tell the truth

    It's about who ever in the industry that talks about their private parts constantly. So it's about both . Thank you

  • MRiGOThim
  • MRiGOThim

    I'm HOLLERIN!!!!!!

  • MRiGOThim

    lmao :P

  • MRiGOThim

    Puerto Rican with braids & a lollipop...okkkkurrr O_o

  • pure_rachet

    Thanks for the knowledge but I still see no problem with it except it wasn't a good song and Bruno Mars is not sexy at all.

  • Tell the truth

    You must be a Nikki fan which is cool , but I can talk about who ever the tf I want , " move on "

  • MRiGOThim

    I'm a fan of both I just hate when one is brought up SOMEONE always wanna bring up the other they're two diff individuals sir... LIKE I SAID O_o
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c413043aaa3ea43e88ac8c299ded2ec5f3ac3e5b1f7355a33edcca380e206f06.gif

  • Tell the truth

    Please leave me alone , and Mrs2u ... I really don't care !

  • primadutch

    Cardi always has a "lost and/or confused" look on her face. Like you just asked her a question and the words are running like playback in her head.

  • Raquel

    Girl, yes! lol Even without someone telling me I could see all those feminine traits right from the gate. lol

  • Raquel

    Cuz ain't no way a man put all that work into becoming female and shim p*ssy stink. LMAO

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    such a shame each star shines so far apart.

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  • Truth7981

    Hmmm, this song is too cute. I could so see me and hubby rocking this song on our date night! I mean come on, who wouldn't want your dude into you like this!!!!!

  • Truth7981

    Right! I mean come on this song is too cute

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