Thanks to Prince Williams of ATlpics.Net and PR Guru Saptosa Foster for these photos of the Unbeweavable blue carpet premiere of new reality TV series “Cutting It: In the ATL.”
From a press release:
Last night, WEtv hosted a blue carpet premiere for their new series “Cutting It: In the ATL.” Over 400 guests came out to the Woodruff Arts Center to support the highly-anticipated show and to catch a sneak peak of the first episode. Cast members Maja Sly, Mushiya Tshikuka, Beautii Joseph, Lakenya Morris and Dedra Allen hit the carpet amid a throng of excited fans and photographers. WE tv president and general manager Marc Juris along with “Cutting It” executive producers Kate Farrell, Robyn Schnieders, Jordana Hochman and David Stefanou were also on hand to celebrate the show.
Attendees included Egypt Sherrod (radio/tv personality, author and moderator for the Q&A) Claudia Jordan (Bravo/Real Housewives of Atlanta), Cynthia Bailey (Bravo/Real Housewives of Atlanta), Kandi Burruss (Bravo/Real Housewives of Atlanta), Mimi Faust (VH1/Love & Hip Hop Atlanta), Dr. Heavenly (BRAVO/Married to the Medicine), Toya Bush (BRAVO/Married to the Medicine), Bobby V (R&B Singer), April McRae & Priyanka Banks (VH1/Sorority Sisters), Ming Lee (Snob Life Studio), DJ Fadelf (author Single Man, Married Man), D. Woods (actress, Blackbird), Willie Moore Jr. (The Nightly Spirit/Reach Media), Angela Robinson (OWN/The Haves and the Have Nots), legendary Atlanta recording artist Kilo Ali, social media phenomenon Ms. Foxy, actor/athlete Stevie Baggs, Stacii Jae Johnson (radio/tv personality), Y’Anna Crawley (BET/Sunday Best), celeb hairstylist Nataki Minix, Zebulon Ellis (BET/Sunday Best) and many more.
I think that’s Claudia Jordan on the left with Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta cast member Mimi Faust.
Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Cynthia Bailey takes a photo with a fan.
Photos by Prince Williams/ATLPics.net
Ms. Foxy done made it
social media phenomenon Ms. Foxy
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I came here purely for the fuggery that is about to ensue.
Ms. Foxy done made it
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Who is Ms. Foxy?
AT THE DOO’
Fox standing up dere like User.. :crying1:
:smh: Whose Ghey Uncle
done got off work at the call center and wandered onto that blue carpet?
Beautii
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Two ii’s huh? Okay.
I think.. I think I have that wig ..in numma one. Lacefron tho. :crying1: Look at the closure… are those pants ..linen.. :crying1: My doorter is going to die..
It was all good til I scrolled down to that….
Just should have left it’s ass waiting at the doe
WAYMINUTE IS THAT A FLY NECKLACE? :crying1: Fly like F L Y
.
.
.????????????????????????
I think.. I think I have that wig ..in numma one. Lacefron tho. :crying1: Look at the closure… are those pants ..linen..
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Who is the shem in the Christmas paper shirt and twisted feet
Where is the unlicensed smidget in pumps….Derek J
Bobby V
Mimi’s eye is on Bob Whitfield status again
Dubb look at Foxy fangas.. :crying1:
@USER lemme go to IG. I always miss your pics!!
But yea man… it’s like my stomach be pumped full of air 
Them day glo pumps is all the rage huh? Mimi got em on up top, Lambchop Braxton had them on downstairs, and Dren Norwood had them on yesterday.
Who put Claudia’s wig on her head???????
Lawd Ms. Foxy 
THAT STANCE
Very last pic 
Dubb look at Foxy fangas.. :crying1:
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A jacking accident? Maybe?
Ok…WHO IS THE PERSON in the red hair …looking like Madame from Solid Gold by the cheeks?
Priyanka?
YES 
Just should have left it’s ass waiting at the doe
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Getcho azz out this post sir. :crying1:
My gosh that smile is gummy
THAT STANCE
Very last pic 
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Go do some work!
Yell at a engineer, regulate the copy machine , something … anything !!
Foxy looks like he auditioning for the lead role of The Mask “Straight to the Ghetto” He gone be Rocketta Dennis
oh…is the at the do’ LADY?? OH LAWD JeeezUS..It’s a FIYAH (not to be confused with Afiya)!!
IDevenK if Claudia 2nd toe showed up..
Mustve been tired..
I just saw that vid of Miley.
Laughed real hard when I read she was dressed like a toothfairy that specialized in creackheads.
Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:
Fox standing up dere like User.. :crying1:
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Stop picking on the elderly & infirmed
Priyanka
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Better not let you know who see this name. Even tho its NOT a nigga name. Its Hindi.
THAT STANCE
Very last pic 
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:crying1: He looking like bish you see me!
looking like the new spokesperson for Bendy’s… Black Wendys Just no
like she is asleep.
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LMMFAOOOO thats one of my fave things… dead sleep!!!
I just saw that vid of Miley.
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I’m mad Khia is all
Fox standing up dere like User.. :crying1:
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*let me loosen up my top pants latch* I am about to ESSPLODE
IDevenK if Claudia 2nd toe showed up..
Mustve been tired..
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Said I’ll see you NEXT event.
Miley was astoundingly bad huh. :confused: Wow.
@Show-out…you in these pictures?
If she puts on deodorant she gone be multi-musky before jr high. TakenPorty must be stopped!
At least thats what my fren told me happened to her doorter. Iono if its true tho
I thought Claudia was Laila Ali at first glance.
Mimi’s neck says she lying about her age.
Who is Ms. Foxy?
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Another person the internet/teens have made famous. Star of the Vine clips from Scared Straight.
Better not let you know who see this name. Even tho its NOT a nigga name. Its Hindi.
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LMBOOOOO
Thats my henna girl name too.
THAT STANCE
Very last pic 
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Looking like a damn Marionette puppet.
Google Marionette.,,,just that one word. And look at the first pic that come up. Look JEST like Foxy. It has red hair and everything.
I don’t know who is who, but the chick with the white dress and ruffle down the front …that is a cute dress!
Bendy’s… Black Wendys Just no
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:crying1: Bendies..
@FREN it is hilarious! I choked trying not to laugh. She sleep like this on the floor
<still smirking
I bent down kissed her and went to pick her up and this lil heffa knocked my hand down. I said girl if you don’t come out the house. So I picked her up and walla she was pissy clenching butt cheeks. She saw my face and nervously smiled and said “ARE WE GOOD? WE OK??” 
She looked so worried and had those big brown eyes on me ready to cry. I just laid a blanket in her seat and said come on baby.
Yesterday when I went to get her she kept inviting me INSIDE the house like it Was hers. I knew something was up because they normally are running OWT. I tried to pick her up and give her a hug and kiss she said no give me a kiss
Ubishesu. Im finna take a pic with my legs closed. Its gone look just as bad tho. Watch
Et tu bruté, Taken? Just gone pick on my disability?
Marionette
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Like he got the Cement Cheek Special. Wonder if Fox know they got a class action suit going on the Concrete Fitter.. :crying1:
Whose Ghey Uncle
done got off work at the call center and wandered onto that blue carpet?
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I missed this here ish. :crying1: Why shim gotta work at a call center?
@Taken….I’m so sorry but I just laughed so hard up in this office bout your baby. I had to cover my mouth to quiet the noise
Nigga got his free wig (i see he’s partial to the reds) and can’t tell him nothing!
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Bet he got one for weddings too.
Oh God (Big Sean voice)
I’m mad Khia is all
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One day imma see Kandi Burress and she gonna look like her net worth
One sweet day.
Is that waiting for you at the door?!?! BUT WHY?!?!? Nigga got his free wig (i see he’s partial to the reds) and can’t tell him nothing!
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Thats’im
. Im like who wrote the guest list? 
and falls to the ground motionless like she is asleep.
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She was in her resting mode. LEAVE HER ALONE
One day imma see Kandi Burress and she gonna look like her net worth
One sweet day.
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Right now I am trying to figure out how strong Todd is to be putting them big azz “Legs To The Moon”.
I see Priyanka still walking around lookin like a big azz sand dune. And got the nerve to have a ghost face while she at
She sees me out the corner of her eye and she proceeds to DROP the deodorant she was randomly rolling across her fat stomach and arm pits and falls to the ground motionless like she is asleep.
@Take I really dont know just what the hell you gonna do with her I really dont 
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This baby got me with tears BOILING HOT TEARS rolling down my face.
Nigga got his free wig (i see he’s partial to the reds) and can’t tell him nothing!
she think everything is a game. it’s hard to be mad at her. cause she funny ..i be playing dozens with a toddler 
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Bet he got one for weddings too.
Oh God (Big Sean voice)
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i know folks that wear wedding wigs…. :crying1:
@BAMA don’t laugh at her :Spank: that’s why she act like she do
looked so worried and had those big brown eyes on me ready to cry. I just laid a blanket in her seat and said come on baby.
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Right where she wanted you
She prolly stay so damn “busy” she dont make it to the bathroom
. BOLLLL!!!! Too smart for her own damn good tho!! MOMMY ARE WE OK 
I think.. I think I have that wig ..in numma one. Lacefron tho
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Please tell me yall not spirit animals. FAZELLES? Fox mixed with gazelle?!
Hey BayBay 
Who the fck is that Muppet looking ninja uptop?!
Whose Ghey Uncle
done got off work at the call center and wandered onto that blue carpet?
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I missed this here ish. :crying1: Why shim gotta work at a call center?
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There’s a call center across the street from my job…I’ve seen that shinny red shirt and dem khakis a million times on lunch break….
She sees me out the corner of her eye and she proceeds to DROP the deodorant she was randomly rolling across her fat stomach and arm pits and falls to the ground motionless like she is asleep.
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One day imma see Kandi Burress and she gonna look like her net worth
One sweet day.
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Right now I am trying to figure out how strong Todd is to be putting them big azz “Legs To The Moon”.
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*loosens another latch* :crying1:
i don’t care what she says about just being “fatter” dem titties done got replumped. Unless she is pregnant. I think she may be on hormones though for IVF
I see Priyanka still walking around lookin like a big azz sand dune. And got the nerve to have a ghost face while she at
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Look like she dropped a few pds tho.
Dont look so fore-boding today. But these IG makeup faces in real life..? :eyeroll:
Im finna take a pic with my legs closed.
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I mean.. this could just go so many good ways.. :crying1: I love your stance ftr…
MOMMY ARE WE OK
WE GOOD? WE OK?
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Like we had been fighting. She was like
Whose Ghey Uncle
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That’s AUNCLE FOXY
strong Todd is to be putting them big azz “Legs To The Moon”.
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Said them trunks gotta be heavy
well we are know she’s lazy as fukk. She probably got one move….on her stomach with her azz tooted. Sometimes he rides her while she’s sitting down, like the pic Take Take tagged me in on IG 
“Legs To The Moon”.
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“ARE WE GOOD? WE OK??”
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Yall trying to kill me over here. You know what I suggest she go with her deddy next week
@Take…I know the struggle. My baby like that too. I have go turn my head sometimes to straighten my face out. These kids been here before <<<what the old people use to say
big azz sand dune
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FAZELLES?
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I think I like it
LMAOOOOOO 
I bought 50-11 of them wigs from some online BSS… lmao. Beyonce and that bob last year.. :crying1:
I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired
of being PETTY 
says:
@FREN it is hilarious! I choked trying not to laugh. She sleep like this on the floor
<still smirking
I bent down kissed her and went to pick her up and this lil heffa knocked my hand down. I said girl if you don’t come out the house. So I picked her up and walla she was pissy clenching butt cheeks. She saw my face and nervously smiled and said “ARE WE GOOD? WE OK??” 
She looked so worried and had those big brown eyes on me ready to cry. I just laid a blanket in her seat and said come on baby.
Yesterday when I went to get her she kept inviting me INSIDE the house like it Was hers. I knew something was up because they normally are running OWT. I tried to pick her up and give her a hug and kiss she said no give me a kiss
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*loosens another latch* :crying1:
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I mean I got some big country azz legs…but I aint running roundst here making songs about niggas waving them high, to the sky with no hit Rasheeda azz NEITHER. The comments section when I looked up that song years ago on YT somebody said you gotta be a sumo rassler to put Kandi’s legs to the moon. :crying1:
WHERE COOKING? Is that TOYA with that gummed ass smile?
well we are know she’s lazy as fukk.
The fawking VISUAL. MEANWHILE…her azz Prolly just lay there. Like a big azz sand dune.
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correct. She most likely aint giving Todd NO KIND of help in getting them big azz legs of hern up. His shoulders probably be shaking trying to prop em up.
I think she may be on hormones though for IVF
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She look like she like to burst doe fren. I think its pork. :confused:
Who the fck is that Muppet looking ninja uptop?!
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AND… here come Harlem.
AUNCLE FOXY
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:crine:
Said them trunks gotta be heavy well we are know she’s lazy as fukk. She probably got one move….on her stomach with her azz tooted. Sometimes he rides her while she’s sitting down, like the pic Take Take tagged me in on IG
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… … Much as she talk bout fukking tho.. Nigga be madddd at her. This why Todd aint ever jubilant..
chick with the gold comb-over’s feet handing on for dear life! They gripping the platform!
well we are know she’s lazy as fukk.
The fawking VISUAL. MEANWHILE…her azz Prolly just lay there. Like a big azz sand dune.
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correct. She most likely aint giving Todd NO KIND of help in getting them big azz legs of hern up. His shoulders probably be shaking trying to prop em up.
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That’s why he don’t wanna fugg her…..went to therapy and ain’t say ish huh? Lol
Toya got gums for days
I know the struggle. My baby like that too. I have go turn my head sometimes to straighten my face out. These kids been here before <<<what the old people use to say
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yes.
OTB8 said something to me the other day..Well I cant even remember what we was talking about..I asked about school I guess..but her answer was , "Blah blah blah,them kids TUHDAY? Mom??! BRUH, listen…! Mannnnnn. 
" ANd she kinda shook her head while looking in her bag???
I was like wait what? :crying1: Go away.
That’s why he don’t wanna fugg her
This why Todd aint ever jubilant..
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HE IS TIRED. Exhausted.
Mimi’s neck says she lying about her age.
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She forty five Lurk.
Older than Steebie. And Karlie Redd.
Toya got gums for days
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Look like the damn offspring of Sheryl Underwood and Steve Harvey.
Older than Steebie. And Karlie Redd.
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:stop: Not Karlie. You went too fah.
Karlie Redd (born April 15, 1927 in New York, NY) is an octogenarian Trinidadian sandwich artist, dancer, model and silent film actress
That’s why he don’t wanna fugg her
This why Todd aint ever jubilant..
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HE IS TIRED. Exhausted.
by WhoDat on May 14, 2015 at 3:20 pm
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She prolly ain’t got no FukkFace just that name Joker Half smile she wear all day…. He’s not turned on eeemm a lil bit :sigh:
I know the struggle. My baby like that too. I have go turn my head sometimes to straighten my face out. These kids been here before
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Mine too darn smart for his and my own good
We working on writing his name straight and neat and yesterday he asked me why he had to know how to write said I should be teaching him how to type like me
Dude right as hail though
I was like wait what? :crying1: Go away.
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Karlie Redd (born April 15, 1927 in New York, NY) is an octogenarian Trinidadian sandwich artist, dancer, model and silent film actress
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:crying1: Nobody wanna be Karlie friend…
Nyesha (I swear I know her from somewhere..) was like Karlie had her own money. Karlie face said thats the only validation she has gotten..ever.
SHe was hurt hurt hurt by Rasheeda. I feel bad for Karlie. Imma buy a boutique dress from her.
d I should be teaching him how to type like me
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Betcha looking for programs online right now for him
Baybay and they say BRUH like
Br-rie??? Breh…sounds like Blah but with you know, the right letters. I cant stand it. I cant ever respond just be laughing telling em to say it agane.. :crying1:
I’m on day 3 of this Ab/Squat challenge and I want to throw in the towel
my legs and midsection hurt…but imam press thru… 
Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:
:crying1: Nobody wanna be Karlie friend…
SHe was hurt hurt hurt by Rasheeda. I feel bad for Karlie. Imma buy a boutique dress from her.
Nyesha (I swear I know her from somewhere..) was like Karlie had her own money. Karlie face said thats the only validation she has gotten..ever.
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Karlie need to take her own money and fix that double baseball azz of hers.
Bish look like she be wearing 4 pairs of depends at once. Azz look like Barry Bonds could hit them cheeks out the park with a Louisville slugger. 
Dude right as hail though
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Future so promising.
Writing is so last generation mom..
Oh My Gawwwd Sandra
for this post. Best premiere event ever!
shouldn’t have put :yahoo:…more like
<–towel
I'm out of here…hopefully, I can make it thru day 3….no rest day until day 9!!!
SHe was hurt hurt hurt by Rasheeda. I feel bad for Karlie. Imma buy a boutique dress from her.
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Got Eem!
Its def one of the worst in the biz hands down. :confused:
Betcha looking for programs online right now for him
&
Writing is so last generation mom..
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Once we get the new ‘puter (jr vc) I’ll teach his smart azz!
but imam press thru…
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Got Eem!
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LMMFAOOOOOOOO
Best premiere event ever!
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Show you went? Or you jusy happy to see Foxy like me
kamadiva says:
I’m on day 3 of this Ab/Squat challenge and I want to throw in the towel
my legs and midsection hurt…but imam press thru… 
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Well do some for me cuz Im not working out jack shyt. It is what it is
oh snap! Holiday Hort is Snatched!
YASSSSS BISH! 
OTBeeeeeeee, my
EYE got 3 words for you!!!!
You asking too much @Mirs. Karlie just got her titty fixed few seasons ago. Yall wrong you know that?
I’m on day 3 of this Ab/Squat challenge and I want to throw in the towel
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Watches you with
:beer: 
oh snap!
Nanc
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Holiday Hort
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WATTS this Challenge?!?! I want in! I’m ready *mumbles because I’m going byke to DD tomorrow*
On my way to grab the kids. BBL Pray ole girl ain’t pissy. I will not be laughing. Left my phone charger at home… at 14% so
I will catch later 
Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:
Best premiere event ever!
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Show you went? Or you jusy happy to see Foxy like me
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I was there and I’m exhausted from the fun…we plan to turn up again tonight. I’ll bbl hopefully.
kamadiva says:
I’m on day 3 of this Ab/Squat challenge and I want to throw in the towel
my legs and midsection hurt…but imam press thru… 
put me up on game Diva… I lack both booty and abs… seem like the kinda challenge I need 
^^^
Oh yeah whoever said Pineapple helps women…it doesn’t. ONLY MEN. If you eat right & drink water yes it helps but the Pineapple thing is for men only b/c of enzymes..just, youknow, an FYI
Kdub
The crisis that you just missed is over
Working out is sooo overrated
imma just stay like this cause these 2adays this man got me doing….
@OTB & @Nan…listen sometimes you don’t know whether to be mad and fuss or be happy cause they say off the wall/intelligent stuff.
They need to quit letting transexuals do their make-up
shyt is ridiculous …. 
chile ya’ll heard they remaking the craft !!!!! 
Ima need for Hollywood to come up with some new shyt please 
that movie don;’t need a damn remake 
@Dubb,
Dren Norwood?
on gp alone
@Lurk,
That ain’t it. That’s Gary Coleman sister…Ronzoni
Waster!
tuhday 
lawd I been
MsTake
She finna give you a Florida Evans laugh!!!!
Team Potty
We need a gofundme for @Take a charger…
I missed a crisis @DTTS? Lawd.
Dren Norwood?
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Alien Abraham.
…… <— THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD: I'm easing on down the road to talk to the Wiz… You see he going to help me find my way back to the perfect body… Do anyone else want to come with me?!!
WhoDat says:
You asking too much @Mirs. Karlie just got her titty fixed few seasons ago. Yall wrong you know that?
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I do recall her sobb story to Head & Shoulders about her tittays needin fixin, but she shoulda fixed that azz first, cuz
Listen…I have created a hairstyle this week…ionno what it is but I am about to quit. it’s been over 5 years natural and I am TIRED…I want my perm and short cut back. I can’t straighten it cause working out/humidity/softball will not let it be great. I can’t wash not how cause I think bugs are in it when I’m playing. This is tool murch
Pineapple Smoothie
2cups fresh pineapple
1cup shredded carrots
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1cup ice
1tbs raw honey
Put all ingredients in blender drink up!
Who is Ms. Foxy?
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Another person the internet/teens have made famous. Star of the Vine clips from Scared Straight.
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Oooooh, the person on the meme “When your bestie finally learns what you’ve been trying to tell her.”
Yall know what I mean shit…wash not go
I am TIRED…I want my perm and short cut back
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Me too
datsmdubya2u says:
Pineapple Smoothie
2cups fresh pineapple
1cup shredded carrots
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1cup ice
1tbs raw honey
Put all ingredients in blender drink up!
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Is this for sweet coochie
So the natural phase is coming to an end, eh? Thats alright. Yall had a good run
Gone & put yo groceries bk in the fridge.
bama_n_jersey says:
We need a gofundme for @Take a charger…
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We need a gofundme for:
Karlie’s azz, cuz AARP won’t cover the costs.
Rasheeda’s career.
That back of Kirk’s head, cuz he mama ain’t shape his head right.
The removal of Jose’s dack.
Clawdia’s foot surgery
To pay for Kenya’s new rent-a-man to stay with her and claim her for more than 15 mins, or a season of a show.
To pay Todd to stay with Kandi forever more, cuz you know he bout this close to leaving that bish in the dust
To pay for Mama Joyce’s permanent frown to get turned upside down.
User Friendly says:
So the natural phase is coming to an end, eh? Thats alright. Yall had a good run
Gone & put yo groceries bk in the fridge.
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:crying1: LMFAO
I am TIRED…I want my perm and short cut back
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Me too
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After these twists come out, Imma follow my niece and Dub20 lead. That creamy CRYKE route. TUH. I am exhausted.
@User…I ain’t use themail groceries, but this right here. I don’t like long hair. I use to keep mine short…real short when I had a perm. When it’s long all I wanna do is wear ponytails or pin it up. if I can figure out something for these few months I may be okay. My scalp feels so much better without the perms, but I’m tired.
I ain’t ever even thought about going natural!!! I have seen my (really need a re-touch) days so I can only imagine what my natural would look like on me!!!
Karlie’s azz, cuz AARP won’t cover the costs.
Rasheeda’s career.
That back of Kirk’s head, cuz he mama ain’t shape his head right.
The removal of Jose’s dack.
Clawdia’s foot surgery
To pay for Kenya’s new rent-a-man to stay with her and claim her for more than 15 mins, or a season of a show.
To pay Todd to stay with Kandi forever more, cuz you know he bout this close to leaving that bish in the dust
To pay for Mama Joyce’s permanent frown to get turned upside down.
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Some child support for E-MON-KNEE for Scrap.
Some child support for all 16 of Joc’s kids.
Cause God KNOWS the ship done sailed on their careers.
OREO CHEESECAKE DONUT
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SN:
I MISS JUU
@Dubb…it’s too much work. Plus I got two kids with a head of thick hair. Time is not my friend. I said I was gonna wait until I lost some weight…new body…new hair. I lied cause this weight ain’t gone move fast enough
Oooooh, the person on the meme “When your bestie finally learns what you’ve been trying to tell her.”
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Thas her. :crying1: “Thatll fukk em up”
<<< never put my groceries in my head. I dont belee in that. We NEED them damn groceries. Shyt.
WhoDat says:
Karlie’s azz, cuz AARP won’t cover the costs.
Rasheeda’s career.
That back of Kirk’s head, cuz he mama ain’t shape his head right.
The removal of Jose’s dack.
Clawdia’s foot surgery
To pay for Kenya’s new rent-a-man to stay with her and claim her for more than 15 mins, or a season of a show.
To pay Todd to stay with Kandi forever more, cuz you know he bout this close to leaving that bish in the dust
To pay for Mama Joyce’s permanent frown to get turned upside down.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Some child support for E-MON-KNEE for Scrap.
Some child support for all 16 of Joc’s kids.
Cause God KNOWS the ship done sailed on their careers.
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And a new set of lungs for Mimi cuz that bish voice during her confessionals sound like she be lightin up exhausts and smokin em
My scalp feels so much better without the perms
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This is always enough for me. I will never miss THAT chit.
@Bama that aint eem my struggle sis. The time. For me its I just want to be able to comb my damn hair without having to damn detangle for 10 minutes. I am tired of two strands every few days. I am tired of blow outs. I am tired of it all. 3 years is long enough.
Gone & put yo groceries bk in the fridge.
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CTfu.
WhoDat says:
<<< never put my groceries in my head. I dont belee in that. We NEED them damn groceries. Shyt.
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datsmdubya2u says:
Pineapple Smoothie
2cups fresh pineapple
1cup shredded carrots
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1cup ice
1tbs raw honey
Put all ingredients in blender drink up!
I make this every morning for breakfast but I use coconut water for my B vitamins (instead of pineapple juice) and 2tbsp of apple cider vinegar
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:koolaid1: They also have a smoothie book at Wally World for $2
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And a new set of lungs for Mimi cuz that bish voice during her confessionals sound like she be lightin up exhausts and smokin em
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And a gofundme for Nikko’s face cuz that ninja look like his momma resembles Sid the Sloth’s grandma and she gotta train ran on her by the alien from MIB that got his head shot off and it grew back, and Skrat the squirrel from Ice Age. And that bish don’t know which one of them ninjas is his daddy.
all the way around.
So relaxed girls dont use hot oil treatments and such. Oh.
And a new set of lungs for Mimi cuz that bish voice during her confessionals sound like she be lightin up exhausts and smokin em
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I wonder if that boy from hi-five sounded like that when he was smoking air conditioners
Rest in peace tho
User Friendly says:
And a new set of lungs for Mimi cuz that bish voice during her confessionals sound like she be lightin up exhausts and smokin em
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I wonder if that boy from hi-five sounded like that when he was smoking air conditioners
Rest in peace tho
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Big Ang sound like she been smokin mufflers since she was 12.
Pineapple Smoothie
2cups fresh pineapple
1cup shredded carrots
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1cup ice
1tbs raw honey
Put all ingredients in blender drink up!
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Reads deelish. Going on record to disagree with the pineapple dont work for women thing too. Anecdata says yes. Oh yes.
@OTB…that scalp is what has kept me holding on….but now…I can’t call it.
Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:
So relaxed girls dont use hot oil treatments and such. Oh.
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Lies ….. I do
hell did a treatment with the whipfinity one time … 
This my Friday and I’m about to
out. Just in case I don’t make it back in here… Y’all have a good weekend. 
<<<what I'm bout to do while I listen to either Three 6 Mafia Pandora Station or the blues
that scalp is what has kept me holding on….but now…I can’t call it.
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14 get a whole lot of leeway by dumping 1/4 – 1/2 cup of olive oil in her mix.
She has a dry scalp and even with a thorough greasing to the scalp, would get burns and patches. None since we started “cutting” it tho.
Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:
So relaxed girls dont use hot oil treatments and such. Oh.
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Got Eem! You fall for it everytime.
Hair producks are for hair. Groceries are for eating
My fren was just telling me on saturday that she was gonna be nice & do a mayo treatment on her daughter. I was like
Baby prolly went to school monday smelling like that principal a few posts down. Hellmans aint for heads dawg. Roun here attracting flies smelling like potato salad by the head. It was 90 on monday too
*comes back* @OTB…I did treatments when I had a perm.
I can’t ever see me getting a perm in this lifetime again. E V.E.R like eva like NEVER. But these bundles though :hairflip:
And a gofundme for Nikko’s face cuz that ninja look like his momma resembles Sid the Sloth’s grandma and she gotta train ran on her by the alien from MIB that got his head shot off and it grew back, and Skrat the squirrel from Ice Age. And that bish don’t know which one of them ninjas is his daddy. all the way around.
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I dont knw if I ever saw an uglier couple than that man and his wife. :confused: His wife seems like such a nice woman.
iWasteTime says:
Ms. Foxy done made it
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Why come I knew who you was talking about even though I ain’t neva knowed her name and she ain’t got on her Joseline wig? Is she making appearances and getting fees and what not?
I see chicks with them careless whisper strands and NO edges and get a good laugh.
@User…my oldest told me she smelled like popcorn when I put the coconut oil on her last week…it’s working miracles though… Okay for real this time
OTB *defeated look*
<—-OCDonut from DD
It is everything!
You need ah giftcard? Everyone deserves to taste it
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You did! Kdub! Gustavo hooked up though!
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Did somebody list this Challenge yet?
I'm ready
I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired
of being PETTY 
says:
Anyways I went in there and she is standing in the middle of the room watching Nick at Nite in her night pull up with all the contents of her sister’s book bag poured onto the floor. She sees me out the corner of her eye and she proceeds to DROP the deodorant she was randomly rolling across her fat stomach and arm pits and falls to the ground motionless like she is asleep.
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I know I’m late but….
You fall for it everytime.
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You mean engage.
Mayo is proteins. Eggs. 
Its why ppl eat meat/eggs/beans for healthy hair from the inside out and strengthen (protein..any condish that say “rebuild” “strengthen”) If you would actually look at the ingredients you would see the “food” there too. The companies just add fragrance (bad for us..) and red dye no 40 so you will think it looks nice. 
I did a mayo condish once. Too involved. Too drippy. I prefer to buy that Queen Helene old school Mayo jar for two dollars.
and she ain’t got on her Joseline wig?
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The mayo doesn’t stay in your head silly. That’s akin to thinking you walking around with shampoo in your head
SON :woot:
This my Friday
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OTB I was going there but rerouted my font
*defeated look*
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Report back with your Opinion!
MissHarlem says:
I can’t ever see me getting a perm in this lifetime again. E V.E.R like eva like NEVER.
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Me either. Not tryna be 60 with a see thru scalp. :lolsign:
I can’t do Mayo or eggs. Fugg around and have to stah-b myself
But these bundles though :hairflip:
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Ctfu
Luxurious im sure. I think im going for a blow out. Kept feeling like somebody wanna pull my hair. :headbob:
SN:
SON :2dance:
SUGAR I don’t have a closure but my leave out is pressed old Scholl style.
Careless whisper
And Taken Potty up to no good, I see!
Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:
And a gofundme for Nikko’s face cuz that ninja look like his momma resembles Sid the Sloth’s grandma and she gotta train ran on her by the alien from MIB that got his head shot off and it grew back, and Skrat the squirrel from Ice Age. And that bish don’t know which one of them ninjas is his daddy. all the way around.
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I dont knw if I ever saw an uglier couple than that man and his wife. :confused: His wife seems like such a nice woman.
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Nikko is an extremely odd looking creature
His wife seems like a damn dunce.
Oooh and it JUST started thundering.
Somebody picked my kids up for me today (they tryna be nice..mother’s day..it’ll be over soon im sure.. ) and im still tryna leave early. Damn. 
I just had like three nummas (not the powerball :eyeroll: ) on my ticket. Yall just dont know my struggle.
I dont care! Mayo stank like them other ppl & thats all I could think of.
Hope she at least used miracle whip
MissHarlem says:
I can’t ever see me getting a perm in this lifetime again. E V.E.R like eva like NEVER. But these bundles though :hairflip:
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:fistbump:
datsmdubya2u says:
Pineapple Smoothie
2cups fresh pineapple
1cup shredded carrots
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1cup ice
1tbs raw honey
Put all ingredients in blender drink up!
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Is this for sweet coochie
by SunRiseBlossom
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I gave this to my fren…I drink it I’ve been told I taste goodt
Not fixing typos use context clues
USER like this old lady in the chair next to me getting a perm on two strands of hair. Lady them follicles been dead no need. Scalp so see through I can see what the fck you thinking. That got me hot like it was my granny
I dont knw if I ever saw an uglier couple than that man and his wife. :confused: His wife seems like such a nice woman.
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Jeez
I gotta see this woman now
OTB get that blow out that hair pull is everything!!!
MissHarlem says:
Not fixing typos use context clues
USER like this old lady in the chair next to me getting a perm on two strands of hair. Lady them follicles been dead no need. Scalp so see through I can see what the fck you thinking. That got me hot like it was my granny
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Sooooo you saying she got sheer strands with a shallow scalp????
Hmm…there’s some interesting looking ‘stars’ in these pics uptop. Only people I recognize are Khandi and Claudia.
Best of luck to the movie w/ that cast of ‘stars’.
MissHarlem says:
OTB get that blow out that hair pull is everything!!!
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So pineapples aren’t for us but men? Ok #slimlogic
Anybody tried the superFRUIT complex line from Shea Mositure?
Yall think I be putting chit in my head. 
I havent tried it yet but I bought it BOGO 50% from Walgreens.
Water, Cetyl Alcohol, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil*, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Glycerin (Vegetable), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*, Stearyl Alcohol, Sclerocarya Birrea Seed Oil, Behentrimonium Chloride, Panthenol, Biotin, Cetrimonium Chloride, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter*, Fragrance (Essential Oil Blend), Tocopherol, Rubus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Lycium Barbarum Fruit Extract, Euterpe Oleracea Fruit Extract, Psidium Guajava Fruit Extract, Hydrolyzed Rice Protein, Caprylhydroxamic Acid, Caprylyl Glycol, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Ipomoea Batatas Extract, Cinnamidopropyltrimonium Chloride *Certified Organic Ingredient
^^^^ Groceries.
Folk keep singing praises so im ready to try it. But ooh chile. Detangle. Like Dubb said. Thatll make me put that headwrap right back on..
My mama: What happened to my baby Jesus?
My kids: She was tryna give her hurr some protein using eggs. Knowing she allergic
My ass: Dead on the flo’. Head still fulla mayonnaise.
MIRS girl you said a mouthful with that fresh sew in
I gotta see this woman now
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But
SHE SEEMS SO NICE I SAID. And she wasnt ugly all the time. But :confused: when she went to pleading with “Nikk” 
SUGAR I don’t have a closure but my leave out is pressed old Scholl style.
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I did see an electric pressing comb at the beauty supply
Kandi and them midget arms … >>>
DUBB no mayo for you
hey yalll…popped in, imposed to be eating lunch
<~~~ me on the way to work…
just wanted to let yall know
My natural aint a fad
i must also interject by saying I’m the type that could care less bout hair perfection less I’m attending a nice event
so the texture/ neatness/ pattern is NEVER a concern of mine
long as its clean and not matted, im good… wake up (its matted n dry) jump in shower, allow water to moisten…mist with a dollar spray bottle (i put water, castor oil and aloe in the botttle) grab a towel to blot out extra moisture then I’m OUTTTT
cant call something a fad when u was born wiff it tho yal… Im thinking the relaxer is a fad but then again…
MissHarlem says:
So pineapples aren’t for us but men? Ok #slimlogic
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It makes the coon taste sweet if eaten two hours prior to … so I’ve heard
I dont care! Mayo stank like them other ppl & thats all I could think of.
Hope she at least used miracle whip
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LMBOO
Do you know what she did after the mayo? Poor baby. I hope she gave her a moisturizing condish. 
Hair gone be snapping off.
Miany
SUGAR get to it! My stylist will press and I will only use the flat iron once in between, depending on what I’m doing. Also my hair is close to mine in texture so when it acts up so does the weave
MissHarlem says:
So pineapples aren’t for us but men? Ok #slimlogic
Hubby drinks it too 
I said downstairs that it works for males and females
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Say wat nah!?!?
Alright time to hit the highway
ordering a pizza tonight …
coupons already in hand >>>
JENIE oh I know on both sides of the coin! I’m not listening to that foolishness *sucks teeth*
MissHarlem says:
SUGAR get to it! My stylist will press and I will only use the flat iron once in between, depending on what I’m doing. Also my hair is close to mine in texture so when it acts up so does the weave
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:fistbump: that good shyt
SUGAR don’t listen to that
MissHarlem says:
JENIE oh I know on both sides of the coin! I’m not listening to that foolishness *sucks teeth*
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:fistbump:
I AM bout to get this sew in tho… cuz i dont wanna be bothered with the hair at all…
Jenie. You saying that about them midget arms! Kills me errytime!
No @Harlem no mayo for me lol. I gotta use the packs vs my groceries
So pineapples aren’t for us but men? Ok #slimlogic
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Said it was cause of the enzymes.
But human insides is human insides. What you eat affects your secretions. Male. Female. 
MIA #213.
+1 ANd Hellur! :wave:
Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:
Anybody tried the superFRUIT complex line from Shea Mositure?
Yall think I be putting chit in my head. 
I havent tried it yet but I bought it BOGO 50% from Walgreens.
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I’ve tried the deep conditioner & I like it
When you got Africans on 125 (two fif)asking to braid your hair with weave in you don’t need a perm.
packs vs my groceries
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My fave pack of all time (outside Injun hair packs..
) is the ORS Mayo thingy. Replnish I think. Green pack? LAWD 
That shit will bring your hair back like good crack. 
OTB I laughed and read it again and proceeded to laugh some mo. Chile please
MissHarlem says:
SUGAR get to it! My stylist will press and I will only use the flat iron once in between, depending on what I’m doing. Also my hair is close to mine in texture so when it acts up so does the weave
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Imma try it cause my closures cost more than the bundles
I’ve tried the deep conditioner & I like it
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I love deep conditioners.
HEad wrapped to the GAWDs. Cause I gotta bag and condish on underneath. 
Imma get that dc. I picked up the poo and condish telling myself imma do a mid week wash. Hardy har har. Never gonna happen. 
I wanna sneak outta here but the damn director ain’t leave yet. Girl bye go home!!
WhoDat says:
Toya got gums for days
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WTH happened to her? She was gorgeous, she looks rough & rugged about the face.
LMBOO
Do you know what she did after the mayo? Poor baby. I hope she gave her a moisturizing condish. 
Hair gone be snapping off.
the smell. Like one of the attys here. Smell like cheese all dam day.
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No she was too busy laughing at me screwing my face up. Just sound like some ol fear factor/you cant do that on television prank. Mayo in the head. Lawd.
SUGAR closures is on some bs pricewise. Just make sure that you tend to your leave out so you can ensure Some edges
lawd Dub
shug, you be careful at the cookouts. they just showed that Dukes mayo commercial this morn, talmbout they mix it in w/the ground beef for burgers. I’m like, how much FAT you need to add to hamburger meat? 
Dukes mayo
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Crakka ass crakka chit..that I love.
So pineapples aren’t for us but men? Ok #slimlogic
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Yall have a good one. My blunt is calling me
Smell like cheese all dam day.
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:confused: Thats no good. My nose too big for this foolishness.
I was mopping Virgo house at 1130 last night. Came in there and he had it smelling like school mop water?
Boy 
I aint finna sleep in here like this. Hail naw. YES WE NEED TO DO IT RIGHT NOW. 
This heffa.
My fave Trini ever. 
Bye gal.
@Nefertiti,
Have you ever tried kc knot today for detangling or ao honeysuckle rose? I have curly, kinky, thick, coarse hair and it works.
You can also try to pre poo using one or more of the following oils: jojoba, olive, grapeseed, almond, or avocado……just let it get warm and drench your hair in it, then detangle while conditioner or co wash is in your head.
@ Harlem
and pass damn it 
@ OTB not school mop water
@Jenny regarding numma 203,
It’s Gary Coleman sister, Ronzoni.
Mopping? You in love!
What you eat affects your secretions.
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*wrings hands* well that’s what I was TRYNA say…
Have you ever tried kc knot today for detangling or ao honeysuckle rose? I have curly, kinky, thick, coarse hair and it works.
You can also try to pre poo using one or more of the following oils: jojoba, olive, grapeseed, almond, or avocado……just let it get warm and drench your hair in it, then detangle while conditioner or co wash is in your head.
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not school mop water
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Friend it smelt a fool!
Soon as I came thru the doo’. 
No that aint going down. Nah. I cant stand no bleachy ass school water.. :crying1:
ao honeysuckle rose?
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I hate the smell of this
Mopping? You in love!
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LMMAOOOO
I told myself i had to stay home for three nights now..
I aint finna sleep in here like this. Hail naw. YES WE NEED TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.
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bossy self
MissHarlem says:
Yall have a good one. My blunt is calling me
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um, you seem to keep your “blunt” with you, based on these comments :crying1:
I hate the smell of this
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THe rose? Or menthol?
bossy self
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I mightve said something about his mama that he didnt hear Nann.
Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You
says:
What you eat affects your secretions.
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So what should I not eat to make sure my secretion is not affected?
@Summer,
Do you really?
Whet fragrances do you like? What kinda hair care regimen do you have?
@OTB,
I give it to God erry week. Seems like God gives it back to me just as kinky as when I gave it to Him. I be like, “In the name of God…..WHET?
God be like 
My stuff stays tangles unless I twist it erry night or put it in a protective style.
I just tried to get OUT the door using my keycard.
he prob heard you Nef, and was all
then 
‘she a keeper’ 
Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:
not school mop water
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Friend it smelt a fool! Soon as I came thru the doo’. No that aint going down. Nah. I cant stand no bleachy ass school water
Some ninjas act like they dont notice their feet sticking to the floor, just nasty for no reason 
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He tried
So what should I not eat to make sure my secretion is not affected?
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Uh, Sunrise
Nef said that… and I don’t give advice on personal secretion management… 
@OTB,
You know whet else can help you possibly? Wild Growth. In that White Bolla with the red tip cap. You may wanna try that too.
@Summer,
Do you mind how wild growth smells or nah?
I want to call off tomorrow yall think I can get away with the pet being sick like the others
So what should I not eat to make sure my secretion is not affected?
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LMBO… think of, “you are and you taste like, what you eat..”when you are eating. Garlic? I love. Bt It makes you stink.
And you will taste bitter..sweeter things lend to sweeter taste. Processed stuff and too many carbs (bad, refined) will throw you all outta wack with a side of yeast 
so be careful.
Do you mind how wild growth smells or nah?
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I must be tired
…I’m startin to read errthang as double entendre and really cracking myself up 
yall think I can get away with the pet being sick like the others
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heck yeah!
shew! tell ’em your mut ‘seem depressed’ and they might get it a petsmart gift card 
@Unshakeable
I really like Oyin products & the curlz control paste
Welp…missed all the fun again. I’m tied of working.
“Beautii”
#nigganame
Foxy looks like he auditioning for the lead role of The Mask “Straight to the Ghetto” He gone be Rocketta Dennis
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@shake
Sounds like me n you have the same hair…just tangly ALL the damn time. I’ll never go back to the creamy crack. I love my head full of black cotton!
this is just my opinion, but if a kid can walk and talk, they old enough not to be urinating on themselves. but if they are, there is something psychological going on or some trauma has taken place. and im half awake but did I read where the child was smearing deodorant on their body? that’s in itself is highly unusual. seek counseling for this child please; nip whatever is not right in the bud! everything aint a joke and this needs to be seriously looked into
Claudia Joradan
self killz me being so damn unremarkable. She makes me 