Troubled rapper Azealia Banks needed a distraction in the wake of her scandalous meltdown on a commercial airliner this week.
Banks, who is bisexual, was caught on video screaming a gay slur at a male flight attendant.
Gossip tabloid TMZ.com wasted no time paying the wary traveler a modest fee for rights to the video.
After the video went viral, Banks was dragged so unmercifully on Twitter.com that she made her Twitter page private.
It wasn’t long before Banks was back on Twitter showing off her new breast implants to give her critics something else to rant about.
Her new breasts look so natural. Kudos to her plastic surgeon.
What do you think of Banks’ new and improved body work?
NEW TIDDIES ON THE BLOCK pic.twitter.com/F6ajSP5nHC
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) September 25, 2015
tack-fest! this lady needs a rock to hide under.
She should’ve put that money towards getting herself some chill.
Send her straight to Bellvue
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Should’ve got a chemical peel for that chest.
She happy #positive
What an easy solution to a multitude of problems. Throw some uncomfortable slurs in a vid that went viral? Get some new tiddays. Effing up at work? Get some new tiddays. Farted during sex? Get some new tiddays. Nobody will remember that other shyt.
Just peeked in to say Haaayyyeee to my Roses and Thorns! I’m doing good post knee op.
And as for this Thang up top uuuhhh…sometimes crazy is a bad thing and turns ugly..
This chicks belt is not through all her belt loops.
She’ll be a featured star on BangBros, Vivid, or AVN by the end of 2016. Bet money.
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She has already done Playboy so you already betting on a sure thing
Me @ this post
New tits: $5000-$20,000
New chill: Priceless
Is that why she got them damn spots on her titts
That’s what I mean. Ain’t nothing left for this trout mouth chick to do, but go ahead and buss it open on film.
*gasp* *faints* *dead*
yeen shyt for that
Chile ….. I’m like what is that?
*shrug*
I felt so petty for wondering why she has those scars on her chest.
*runs to you in slow and dramatic motion* I’ve missed thee ?
CONFUDDLED AS TO WHAT I’M LOOKING AT…
*Cues wind fan to blow braids and slow limp towards you arms wide* Slanty… Miss you too!
Do what makes you happy! I love her music! Her antics, minus spitting that real about hip hop and cultural appropriation, not so much.
I’m struggling to make it through the day.
MY FAVORITE JOHNNY
Hi! ?? Glad you’re recovering well. Miss your presence on the blog! Hurry and come back full time. And bring some good short stories with you! ?
She may be straight 730 but she ain’t ugly. I hate when people compare Black females to animals.
you and me both and when I leave here I’ll be ripping and running too
Hey girl! I’ve been wondering about you. Glad to see all is well.
~trips over your leg running towards a mirage of cheesecake~
Oops. Sorry girl. Didn’t see ya. When did you get back? You still waxing the countertops?
Hang in there.
ROFL! Can’t 6’6 says im on injury reserve so we can’t do our usual lol *HUGS and spanks you for tripping over my leg*
I closed the door. About to take a nap until my next meeting at 4
Just updated my Android and we got new seasonal emoticons (among others) ! ????
I’m not. I don’t do anything in the rain. Picking the baby up and then headed to the house.
Hey LYSG! I will. I have been trying to get more mobile. Soon Imma come with a mind numbing klyt tingling one too!
BYTCH WTF have you been?
Hey Summah!
Yeah girl Im good. Medicated and chillin.
Struggle ain’t the word. I’m just existing at this point. I should leave the office in an hour and I haven’t done half of the work I should have done. And this traffic is about to be a mess.
I have successfully done nothing today!!! I haven’t even committed to blogging today…. The struggle has been for real real.
You know we get worried when we don’t see the regulars *hugs*
Wishing you a super speedy recovery. No worries, you’ll be back to this soon….
*Lip qwivahz* Khaki…I… I miss you and… you….didn’t know I haad. haad sergeray…sniff sniff… and den you just gwon fuss.. and sniff sniff..not give me no wuuuvvv??
Hey broski! Thanks *hugs*
You shoulda told somebody you was having surgery and I would have put you on the blawg sick and shut in list… Last time I seent you you was looking at houses with 6’6 :hugs: praying for speedy recovery.
You don’t snore do you? I did that once…in a meeting. Woke mySELF up! I played it off by clearing my throat with animal sounds and scratching my ears like a dog.
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Yeah I had to check in and see if I got banned like Craig got fired…on his off day LOL
LOL no I don’t but I turned my radio on to drown it out in my office. I dozed off in the 1pm meeting. Like why are we meeting RIGHT after lunch. Caught myself 3 times.
Oh…that’s nice. WAIT! Is that a…pen holder?!
(whispers) he done moveded in…smh… He has been paying bills in two places and it didn’t make sense so when his lease was up he came to me. LAWD I can’t take it.. I feel like screwing skates on the end of this brace and getting the fuk on somewhere!!!
Stuck…in a butt…yes…yest it is… I figure all my writing be dirty so what better place to hold my pen?
Dang…you know all the shows.
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I’m NOT gonna bash this black woman that speaks her mind. There is nothing ugly about this woman. Everyone in here has acted a plum fool once in their lifetime. She is still young as well. I LOVE the fact that she doesn’t bow down to anyone. Jmo
THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT ROSES! STAY UP!! LOVE YALL!!! TALK TO YOU AGAIN SOON!!
<3
As long as you have your, er, motivation ?…?…?
OMG! I almost spit my coffee out messing round with you. I fell asleep at my desk once and I felt someone walk up behind me. I just said, “In Jesus’ name, Amen.” brought my head up slowly, and opened my eyes.
I’m so ready to go ….. chile I’m hungry and trying to wait till I get home
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ROFL… funny its the one place nothing has ever been…on me personally… a girl has to save something for her husband only…(I maybe a starfish virgin forEVER)
Moved in, you say? I told you! You should’ve went ahead and looked at houses when he was.
She don’t have any ass so maybe she can be on the remix for throw that boy puscee
Kisses
Nooope… This is still my place and when the lease is up if we have to we can go our separate ways.. getting a house together now…WE IN IT! He is saving money by staying here. He pays the major bills while i recover. Then we can talk about other ish when Im over the hero phase of loving him…
WHERE ARE THEY? …is all i want to say on this.
Was waiting for this. +1000
Whale you never know ?
So that’s what not bowing down means. I see….I guess it’s the same reason people give CB so many chances, right?
Pretty girl, overly passionate, super smart, she needed the boobs; however, she should’ve covered the blemishes on her chest…it takes away from the message ??
OMG can I please steal this saying? I’m tired of saying a few beers shy of a six pack!
Big heavy arse sigh…
Born naturally with big boobs. Had a breast reduction and the mofo’s still large and in charge. Wish I was apart of the itty bitty tittie committee
She says what I’m thinking sometimes. Especially about YT folk
Instead of putting d’s(implants)on it this chick should get a publist,or anybody to help with her image?this girl needs someone to check her?.
But she’s ugly af
But she is ugly. No matter her race.
i dont see anything new
Black trash!
Not ugly in the least.
Harpo, i still don’t know who this woman is…. ?
??? Terrible!
She is everything she complains about.
?? You do know whose blog you’re on right?
Said no one ever ?
Nothing 2 see here?
I just did.
Like Kelly Roland, not everybody want to be president of the itty bitty titty department when you can afford to make a change. She gets a thumbs up from me.
Azealia what happened to you and why
They have no control of their disrespectful attitude towards black women so to identify themselves as donkeys they post up ridiculous photos of other people. Js
I don’t get how some people have acne on their bodies but not their faces.
She is gross and loud and obviously so uncomfortable in her own skin. That’s why she makes a mockery of herself, before anyone else can….low-selfer. just tacky and unattractive.
lol…im the Prez of said committee
lol…im the Prez of said committee