Us Weekly magazine has confirmed that tennis superstar Serena Williams and Reddit.com founder Alexis Ohanian are dating exclusively.

According to Us Weekly, the unlucky-at-love tennis star and the multimillionaire Ohanian “met at lunch.” Another source confirmed that the relationship is new, and that Ohanian is already calling Serena “baby.”

But in order to process this rumor, we must first dispense with that other rumor — the one that claims Serena is pregnant with rapper Drake‘s baby. In addition to being laughable, that rumor is patently false — unless Williams is a shameless whore (and we don’t know that she isn’t).

Are people forgetting that Drake prefers hard legs to give him back rubs with rough, unmanicured hands?