Dos Equis is replacing the most interesting man in the world.
Heineken USA is retiring actor Jonathan Goldsmith whose iconic commercials nearly tripled sales of Dos Equis beer.
In the ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’ beer campaign, Goldsmith, 77, played a debonair adventurer and globe-trotting playboy with a reputation for achieving the unachievable.
The advertising campaign was popular not only for Goldsmith’s unrealistic macho man exploits, but also for the narrator’s outrageous statements.
Some of the narrator’s claims include:
In Goldsmith’s final ad, the narrator says, “His only regret, is not knowing what regret feels like.”
Goldsmith’s replacement has not been announced yet.
He was interesting.
He was interesting.
He made them a whole lot of money. I hope they know what they’re doing replacing him.
He made them a whole lot of money. I hope they know what they’re doing replacing him.
Mosquitos refuse to bite him out of respect – He will never have to worry about ZIKA
Mosquitos refuse to bite him out of respect – He will never have to worry about ZIKA
My ex use to do modeling and he was one who did most interesting man locally for Dos Equis…
“He once taught a German shepherd how to bark …in Spanish”
My ex use to do modeling and he was one who did most interesting man locally for Dos Equis…
“He once taught a German shepherd how to bark …in Spanish”
“Panhandlers give him money.”
“Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way””
“The police often question him, just because they find him interesting”
“Panhandlers give him money.”
“Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way””
“The police often question him, just because they find him interesting”
Every time I saw this merical I ran to fridge.
Just messing
I gave my own father the talk back in 2002 when I had just had my first child and that old hoe told me he was being sued by some thot over paternity and child support.
Every time I saw this merical I ran to fridge.
Just messing
Lmao
I gave my own father the talk back in 2002 when I had just had my first child and that old hoe told me he was being sued by some thot over paternity and child support.
Lmao
Stay thirsty my friends
Those saying kinda reminded me of those old Chuck Norris sayings like Death had a near chuck experience.. When Chuck slice onions… they cry.. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room…its not dead..its just afraid to move… Chuck was once on American Idol and won..using sign language..
Stay thirsty my friends
Those saying kinda reminded me of those old Chuck Norris sayings like Death had a near chuck experience.. When Chuck slice onions… they cry.. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room…its not dead..its just afraid to move… Chuck was once on American Idol and won..using sign language..
Stay thirsty my friends… My son mimicked him all the time
Stay thirsty my friends… My son mimicked him all the time
“Men, if you can’t control your woman, then you’ve found a good one.”
What a wise man!
Was the baby his? Is said baby now at the Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners?
Yes I love a woman who ain’t afraid to speak her mind. That’s a lot sexier than “what ever you want honey.”
No. The old man whore dodged that bullet.
That’s pretty basic stuff though. I’ve always felt that way.
It’s a shame that some men have to be told that.
Any new siblings since then? Yes, I’m being nosey because it’s more interesting than the post up top.
I think most men do they just don’t want to admit it. My friend claimed he wanted the one who would just follow his lead until he met the one who wouldn’t. He’s in love with her… dumped his doormat asap.
Slightly off topic… I cant believe Chuck Norris turns 76 today.
He doesn’t look his age at all.
??? no thank God. He’s 72 now, he better not have any more. I’ll do like Beyonce does with her father’s extras and be Ray Charles to the kid ???
Damn my coworkers husband’s daddy (yea sounds bad) just had a new brother. Her husband is damn near 40…
She says with a meth head *shrugs*
I would too…let some other half siblings pop up on my ass…I don’t know you cause you didn’t come out MY momma’s puss…
His swimmers still swimming so look at this way, your baby may have an aunt/uncle to play with. lol.
If you have a 40 year old child… you ain’t got NO business with a newborn.
Men generally like control and can’t stand to relinquish it. I think control is a two-way street and should be shared between parties…
My brother had a baby at 50.
So you ain’t giving her the time of the day, huhn?
As most men should. A woman who speaks her mind and can lead as much as a man shouldn’t be seen as a threat. She should be seen as a valuable asset.
Baby Daddy #1, has a 4 year old son and 4 year old grandson.
and my stepsisters were baby sat by my daughter.
Oh and my daughter passed her baby stuff down to her aunt- here daddy was 18, but his momma was determined to have a daughter.
I can’t see how folks just “start over”…I wanna retire in peace
Exactly TWO leaders in case some ish go down and one can’t handle the situation
Met a 58 year old man in the club (I was 21); he was trying to spit game…ninja had a 8 month old! His oldest child was like 38 and the baby mama was younger than 38. He definitely had a thang for that “fresh” meat…
And look to each other’s strengths. If you are the budget guru, Imma let you handle the money, etc.
?? see you are nice. My kids would not be babysitting their aunt/uncle.
MY kids stepmother is 8 -10 years older than my daughter. The daddy said, You don’t have to call her Ms. So and So…….My daughter replied, Oh I wasn’t she could be my big sister.
When grandkids came, Ms. So and So was like, I am not old enough to be a grandparent…..well when you mess with a man with kids almost your age……you don’t have that choice.
OT: So Keyshia Cole stalking Lil Bow Wow?
She was paid and that was her teenage years hustle.So, I didn’t mind!!
She sound like Joseline…had that grandbaby calling her auntie! LOL
The kids call her GiGi. I came up with it cause BISH you ARE A GRANDMOMMA!! DEAL!!
I would have the grands call her Grammy, I would call her Grammy too…every time I see her.
I have them call her GiGI!! CTHU
She seems like the type…
Grammy sounds more elderly. “Say hi to Grammy, give Grammy a hug.” That would be my entertainment.
Yep! She caught a case beating a chick over Birdman (Bleh!) so I can believe she was egg a dude’s car. That’s actually a step up for her.
1) He lives vicariously through himself.
2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
5) His shirts never wrinkle.
6) He is left-handed and right-handed.
7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
8) Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
9) His blood smells like cologne.
10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.
11) Cuba imports cigars from him.
12) In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
13) If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
15) He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
16) He tips an astonishing 100%.
I tip my hat off to the people who came up with these quotes.
GiGI mortifies her, cause that was her Grandmother’s name!! I know, so dayum mean!!
She better save those eggs, she may need to eat them in the near future.
My father had his youngest at 58…now he’s 76 and has a 23yr old girlfriend…she better not end up pregnant!
I definitely can’t give no laid back, missionary position, what ever you want honey type of woman any time. Give me a side look stank eye given lady with a riding crop in one hand with the style of Pam Grier and some red boots that go over her knees saying ‘what the fuck you want??” any day. oops..probably more info than you needed but got caught up in my feelins there.
I know a lady over 60 I asked her why she broke up with her gentleman friend and she replied, “Too much Baby momma drama.” I fell out. LOL
I have that as my tagline on my FB page. Love it!
“Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way””
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Thumbs up!
Dang, whatcho’ Daddy working with? LOL
NO! I love him.
Exactly… SS check must be doing something…or he pulls slow ones lol
I actually know someone that can do #6.
“I dont go to strip clubs often, but when i do the strippers throw money at me”
He said he made 1 million a year for five days work! ??? Hope they made the right move too…
I dunno…i kinda got baby fever with one grown daughter and a 16 year old…i want a son
My friends who just had kids at 40 are like dont do it!
I love a man with a beard or goatee with that salt and pepper…MEOW
I’m not into old dudes but this dude he could get it bish
Haha I love all of these especially 1, 2 and 8!
Nope, now all of their sales plummet. If it ain’t broke , don’t fix it.
My father is a an old go two, but he want divorce my mama because he doesn’t want to get Obama care.
First Tony Sinclair for Tanqueray, now this guy. … Who’s next, Ronald McDonald?
Nope couldn’t imagine…my granny had her last one at 47.
#7 can be done, too. Just switch the addresses if it’s nearby.
Lol!
They need to keep that ad campaign though cause it’s hilarious. They might just replace the guy to someone younger.
Another good one is his mother has a tattoo called son
gonna miss him..
the mosquitos don’t bite out of respect just kills me though lol. maannn, they need to just re-run these oldies and keep it going.
I think he is sooo handsome for his age…
Yassss!
Hollering………….
LMAO… I just watched one where they said “He once parallel parked a train” I am dying inside…
Yaaaassss!!! He can get it. My attention that is ???
Agreed! I mean really, why?!?!???
Major mistake! He’s great in those commercials
….and dark(er) skin. #pantypuddin’
Damn Daddy. How YOU feel about that? Does she keep house? Does your daddy have money that she’s trying to get at? Is she ugly? Homely? Got a lot of kids? Or is she young and already got a pair of boobs, but need a butt to match? Bitch at’em for a reason. Trust.
I don’t like it but it’s his life. Ever since he divorced my stepmom he’s had a few young junkies as gf…this one appears like she’s not on drugs but she’s fat with low self esteem (he likes to control). My dad does have some coins, so I can only assume that’s why these young girls are attracted to him.
Oh, well they’ll be just fine. LOL
Jonathan is hella sexy, I don’t know if he should be replaced. I can’t wait to see who they bring up next.
my uncle 69, now wants another baby. He was too busy in the streets that he didn’t do much raising of the 3 boys he had but now at 69 he feels he will do right. Selfish then and still selfish now, he just wants to lock down his younger gf….