A Georgia man was arrested for spraying a woman in a bar with a noxious “fart prank” product called Liquid ASS.
Blake Leland Zengo, 20, is accused of spraying the aerosol flatulence spray on a woman inside an Athens bar. The powerful stench sent bar patrons scrambling for the exits.
The police report stated Zengo was “very inebriated, and was slurring his words,” when he was taken into custody.
Zengo was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol, the NY Daily News reports. The woman refused to press charges.
Zengo denied spraying a woman with the noxious odor that smells like concentrated flatulence (passing gas).
But patrons who were inside the Whiskey bar told the Athens-Banner Herald “how bad it stunk inside the bar.”
The website that sells a 4-pack of Liquid ASS for $25.75, and a six-pack for $37.25, boasts that the spray renders a room inhabitable for 30 minutes.
“Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts,” the website brags.
Why? That is all I have to ask…….WHY? WHAT WAS THE POINT? SMH
Childish a$$!! ?
WTF!?!?
????? childish
????? I’m so immature.
Immature azz. Smh wasting time spraying fake poop bs instead of dranking REAL LIQUOR???
#ThatShouldbanotherCharge LOL SMH
Ass in a bottle. Lol. The fact that he was carrying it on him tickles me.
How Sway?!?!
Just a big ole ball of confukkingfusion
So who tests this to ensure it smells like Azz? How do they make a full comparison and whose azz is the lighbulb behind this invention?
why is this news?
Cause I shole laughed a little.
LMAO YT people too much time on their hands..
The website that sells a 4-pack of Liquid ASS for $25.75, and a six-pack
for $37.25, boasts that the spray renders a room inhabitable for 30
minutes.
^^^^^^^^
Im totally buying this. Next meeting Im in that is only supposed to be 2 hours and it is well on its way to 3? And we only on slide 76 of 120? Im breaking out the spray. I already know one coworker who has zero fux allocated who gonna be the one to spray too.
I need coworkers like you.
This one still my fave. This and Kobe and Fish crine.
I mean, was he drunk, sipping on his Steel Reserve 211, browsing the web one night, stumbled across the “ass in a bottle” spray and decided it would be a good idea to spray it in a bar the next time he went?
Who was the woman he sprayed it on, and why did she refuse to press charges?
Why did he spray it on her?
I’m confused…yet intrigued.
This is why I didn’t post the link. Go on and get fired.
Straight middle school shat.
It wouldnt be possible without the coworker like him. *hot tears* This dude got his food to damn go at that luncheon that aint start til 1. And had called it in ahead of time. Me and other girl like its gonna be rude for us to get ours to go. We rode WITH THEM. Why this foo went OUTSIDE and ordered our food and told them put it with his order. WE bounced at 1:35 with free lunch and rode back with him. They was still on salads. He like today Friday. I got chit to do. Im not staying past 430.
It’s the name that is tickling me. Liquid Ass. Bwahahahahahaha!!!! I’m WEAK!
Lmaoooo.
…and how did they know what scent to use? flatulence has so many different smells.
did it make a noise when it was sprayed? I’m so curious.
Must smell like loose shait!!
lolol!
I think I luhh him !
She prob gave his drunk self a FOH and he said okay, before I go…
This is something Stan Zbornak would sell.
come thru!!!!!!!!
Had to! And it’s liquid so that is a CONCENTRATED smell. Like a 1000 farts in one squirt.
Right? and con Dorthy into investing in it.
Its a genie in a bolla. Gotta rub it the right wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Christina Aguliera voice)
That white folks brand of funk
Still trying to imagine that casting call!! Do you suffer from chronic bouts of flatulence and have no where to turn? Boy do we have the carer for you…….come be our Gas (instead of Crash) Dummy and let us make you a load of cash off the smell of your azz!! Call us now- 1-800-ISMELLBAD
So the bar wasn’t fined for serving an underage person?
This is right up his alley.
Stan would make a killing off of this
Some women are rude as hell with the FOH tho. BFF wanted to slap the fire outta this one rude bish last time we were at the little lounge. Way she told old boy to step off was uncalled for. Totally.
Why do yt people do the most when it comes to gags and jokes? When I was a freshman one of them put a damn turkey in the lobby of my dorm scared the crap outta us while we was watching Ricki Lake the next morning. That turkey rose up like he was in a coffin n started gobblin and running around all frantic. The dorm director had nerve to ask if “one of us” did it….Chile please
I bet that smell was all in their clothes. Even though they aren’t in that bar, the smell probably lingered in their noses for hours. LOL!!!!
LOL!!!! I wish that had been videotaped! ?
Somebody tell me who is Premadonna? I thought she was an IG waist trainer seller? She’s actually a singer?
Just took Uptown Funk to another level………….Wonder if they can get Bruno to do the commercial
The hoe he sprayed it on probably stunk WELL into Monday. Probably couldnt eem scrub it off. Like a skunk when you get sprayed
Liquid Ass! ????? I can see people buying that on days they don’t feel like going to work but ran out of sick days and vacation time.
She sells waist trainers. Her husband just “upgraded” her wedding ring to a lovely rainbow moissanite.
Not even tomato juice gonna help!
LMBO!!!!!! You know it! People around her parted like the Red Sea.
She was on LHH Atl those few episodes too. I call her Pre-Madge so might be a sanger.
Yeah in addition to the waist trainers she’s trying to become a rapper, I believe.
I try to be polite. Mainly because nigs are crazy and I don’t want something to pop off unnecessarily. 90% of the time, a polite response will get a smile and an exit.
Oh, okay. Was wondering why the waist trainer girl was dropping music on IG.
I smile and say, “I’m okay.” and pray that was good enough!!
I only know from LHH what I read on here. I don’t think I paid attention to her being on there. I thought she was just hocking that steel girdle.
It was awkward like HELL Soul. He was WITH the dudes we were talking to. All just sitting there chilling. She was all LOUD and extra with it. Bff whispered to me why she gotta do all of THAT.
Right!
Her girdles just be an extra decorated one of another brand that is much cheaper. I found out on I wanna say Lipstick Alley.
Oh. Ohhhhhhhh. That is awkward. I would have tried to make him laugh and ask him if he wanted me to shank her in the bathroom. LOL! I hate when chicks do that especially to nice guys.
When the funk hits the fan it’s gone smell like chitllins grits N ham?…Steve Harvey’s Greatest Hits
Of course! LSA knows it all.LOL!
How you supposed to do it. And really they were buying drinks. It was 4 of them. Who in the HELL dont want a free drink? And they were just trying to sit and chat. Wont NOBODY trying to get married. They were not ugly. Nobody eem exchanged NUMBERS. Like really?
IM SO WEAK everytime I see this.
She was so happy that somebody who looked like something even noticed her….was she the ugly one out the bunch?
NO. Really nice looking. In the bar dolo. After she went off on him she paid her tab and left. Mainly cause the rest of the bar was looking at her like WE were…like bish is there ANY reason you just read that man for filth like that?
I didn’t know you were a hightops fan???
That dude was the best con artist. Remember when he finally made it?
I was looking too.
Girl!!! All I kept singing while in this post, that and Uptown Funk!! LOL
Yes ??. I think it was baked potato opener. I love that show.
New post ..Tweety bird
So she was told she was too cute by one too many dudes……and apparently that cuteness will dissipate when she opens her mouth.
Sway was utterly confused. I couldn’t control my tears that day.
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I Love It!
I was so very lucky to have caught that LIVE and on the air. When I say I almost ranned my ass off the ROAD? And then the next morning Heather B’s commentary on the whole thing.
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You read my mind.
I’m the coworker that gives ZERO fcuks at my job. I attend meetings for the food that’s it. I don’t care I got ish to do. Drawers and papers are not going to slam and shuffle themselves.
Why would anyone even waste money on that?
LMAO .. I may start doing this when my friends keep asking me to go to ta wack club over and over again lol
Its a guy thing you wouldnt understand
haha apparently so
Childish imbecile!
So I guess cops will start using this instead of tear gas to disburse large crowds of unruly college football fans?
There would have boxes of unsold Liquid A$$ in Blanche’s living room.
Is he barking or ( forgive me Lord) seizing?
this reminds me of when stink bombs was out..a boy lit one in the lunch line when i was in elementary and cleared the cafeteria OUT!!
People play too much….
Lol, I was just thinking about someone spraying this sht at the office and the reaction it would get.
I am getting me some.
What?. I can actually purchase this. Sounds like this may work as good as “Pepper Spray.??
LMAO
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Dead
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Yep, I hope sooo. This will b some funny “Chit. Literally ?
If it leaked…
JAM!!!
This is what college kids do when they are bored?
lmaoooooooooooo
Hilarious…..this is a feel good story to me. Lol. In light of how crazy people have been these days, this is fun.
I had to come in on 211…Steel Reserve…Rot Gut…Malt…10%…whew dawg ???
I am CRINE
LOL ?
FK mace, I’m gettn some liquid ass!
Nasty
LOL…liquid ass!
Broke @ss hoodrat mentality. Be bothered with a guy for a drink? I’ll buy him one to go away. Maybe she had a man or just didn’t like him. That’s her choice.
That’s you. I’m a lot more approachable, as are my friends. Never know what someone is going through. Might have just wanted to chat. No need to be nasty.
Kinda like how you are being right now. With that broke ass hood rat comment.
God bless you and gn.
Are you still around? Logged in? Since you wanna clap so hard, we in the current post talking about you. Bird ass bitch.
I have a,semi sorta famous cousin like this??
We? I don’t care what u hoodrats talk about. Who are u? Girl please
I don’t care what u hoodrats talk about.
^^^^^
Obviously you do. Here being an ass in a days old post…commenting. You know not a damn person here personally to call anyone an anything. A hoodrat, or otherwise. Who hurt you? WHY YOU SO mad?
Hahaha. This used to happen in my high school all the time.
U really are a rat. I have a life I’m busy. I can post whenever I want. That’s what the blog is for. Commenting.
Wouldn’t be surprised if the bar sues him for all the money they lost from people leaving.
Uh….he needs a girl, boy, sex doll..something. That was utterly stupid. White boys are getting more and more stupid with these idiotic pranks they love pulling.
Lol 211 steel reserve aka crack head beer in the hood