Monday’s Morning Wood, Christopher Matthews, wrote in to say he read your complaints about being unable to locate his Instagram.com page.
That was my fault. I mistyped his IG username because I was easily distracted by the images of his hawt bod.
Chris writes:
Thanks for the feature on your blog today. I really appreciate the support! The IG is wrong (@K1lla__cam) but again thank you for the feature! Take care
Best regards
I didn’t have a problem finding him on the gram?? and he didn’t have a problem blocking me after I slid into his dm’s? Oh well, you win some you lose some? My offer of sucking a fart outta his ass still stands if he has a change of heart??
I didn’t have a problem finding him on the gram?? and he didn’t have a problem blocking me after I slid into his dm’s? Oh well, you win some you lose some? My offer of sucking a fart outta his ass still stands if he has a change of heart??
is he on the DL, you disgusting
is he on the DL, you disgusting
Blah. IG dudes are just male IG thots. Like I said yesterday, he looks nice but, there is something about humble and educated that don’t fit with IG model to me. It’s a turn off.
he looks different, whatever
Blah. IG dudes are just male IG thots. Like I said yesterday, he looks nice but, there is something about humble and educated that don’t fit with IG model to me. It’s a turn off.
he looks different, whatever
Oh man
I’m reporting you to Xander? Name calling is agANST le’rules? you durdy bird??
I notice you are a big giver. Do you EVER receive?
#IGotQuestions
Not impressed. He should clean his bathroom mirrors before posting pics online though.
He’s a good looking guy but there is something about men that pose for near naked pics that I think is suspect unless your mean muggin like Ice Cube. Off topic, I think I just saw Brittney Griner in a loud engine Mustang riding down my street. In my head I was watering the lawn and waving Hey Britt Britt!!! Call me Ms Parker Brittney LOL.
LOL. I don’t need IG to see his type. Football season is back. That is my seasonal porn. Yes Gawd!!!!
I will be watching Hardknocks LA Rams this evening.
???? Baby,,,Lets just say I know why Kdubb is known as The Prostanater? Honey,,,Shuga,,,Mmmmm mm mmm. I came from places I didn’t know I could…arrive from??
AND… I’m mad you made me go look at those splat spots on his medicine cabinet mirror. Gross.
Oh my!
He has kind eyes…
hes iiiighttt nothin to write home about
point made. i’m out.
Sandra: Are you trade now? ???
I laughed when I saw this Morning Wood. Not only were folks writing home about him, they were faxing, emailing, Fed Ex’ing, UPSing, sending carrier pigeons, etc.
It was all good till he smiled. Pic 1 was gr8 pic 2 he looks soecial
is that right?! ??
Hmmm ? Yew averaging about 6 typos ah day SR?
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That was my fault. I mistyped his IG username because I was easily distracted by the images of his hawt bod.
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Sandra you were distracted by him or was it the intern?
Lololololol QTNA?!?!?!?!
??? if I need a good hearty laugh – I just find one of your posts lol!
hi??
He was attractive until he smiled.
I hate unoriginal IG names for men. #petty
I hate unoriginal IG names for men. #petty
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Right? #pettyteam
Got me singing??? “Ehhh Boy, Boy, Boy Mmmm Boy”
Right? #pettyteam
Got me singing??? “Ehhh Boy, Boy, Boy Mmmm Boy”
Yeah!!!! He ain’t Camron.
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I side eye anyone who does married at first sight.
mmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmm
He was on that show?
Lol no I was just thinking back on the seasons and wondering half of you aren’t ready for a relationship.
I hate anything with killa, murda, nigga…A mess? These youngins? I’d still blow a fat spit bubble up this ones booty tho?? Goofy screen name n all? I’d try my hardest to touch his kidney with the tip of my tongue? Deep in that booty, yaaaaas??
He tried to make it his own by using 1 instead of I….At least give him credit for that ??
I like his imperfect smile? At least his smile doesn’t spread his negroe nose all across his face like minez does? Tiz why I rarely smile for pics? Plus the three missing teeth I try to pass off as a gap? Lauren Bacall I am not?
Lol
Oh hell no…suspect at first sight…I’m also OUT
1’s and l’s…ugh!
Illyanla1…ugh!
Very attractive, great body but that ‘Life is but a dream tat’ I can do without.
?Is that yew? ?
What did I miss?
?…?
Lauren made that gap werk!
Distracted looking at the intern…
Nothing much just breezing through the new season thinking people still do this.
It ain’t??
I’ll know if and when she greets me. I’m ready ?
No nursery rhymes written across chest, abs, guns nor buns. In fact, scratch nursey rhymes altogether.
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I need more oxygen. ?
Ummmm ?Is that a sign that it IS her or nah? ????
TUH
EspeciallY buns!!! ????
As did the mutants in total recall? Remember ol girl with the 3 tiddys? I know a girl like that @dtts but her third tiddy is moreso a pocket of fat than an actual tit??
My mom got me looking last season and I was PISSED that no one ended up staying together.
I never noticed his name was Chris. I know a sexy bearded Chris too??
I see you?
Bwahahaha
????? hi?
Hilarious
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I guess asking for a friend?
Um…
He fine but I’m with B.Sweet…that tattoo though…
Questions…you got some sense and good dack? That’s all I need lol
I’ve seen those. Boobs on the back.
Right. She/he ain’t slick. Mad cuzz I beat her/m to the dm’s??
I thought one of the couples could have worked it out dude seemed eager to.
Uhhhh…? let’s go incog and watch. ?
Chile look ?
Like, what am I sposed to dew when I see that?! ?
You’re with Bsweet?? Lmaaaaaaaaao? You’re prolly the only person with out a gun pointed to their head to freely utter those words? I SHIRLEY didn’t admit to being with her,,,And never will,,,Yeah she can massage a prostate using NO hands, but that face? Chile,,,Ol I want a babyruth, Sloth from Goonies head lookin ass??
*whispers* Ok
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Her and Kdub are gonna getchew tonight!!! ??????
I was going to say I love a beautiful trimmed beard, but I see @Brenden is here and would turn my words upside down. I just love facial hair groomed just so…with a beautiful mouth. ~fans~
Whew!
Row HIS boat? Iono.
I. Am. Done.
I just got put off desk duty laughing at you!
I ain’t skurred uh no geechi’s?????
hi??
A Ha!
I can’t even remember the movie that’s from.
DEAD
Hi!
WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!!?
YES! Only reason why I watched it back in the day lol
Yes my sweet get ur chappystick ready!! ?
Never the hell mind. My lady boner just disappeared.
lol….funny
I like his imperfect smile
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My facial hair barely grows? Tiz why I can’t find a woman to sperminate? I hate this beard gang trend?
What da lollipop kids hayle?
If it wasn’t for the tats, I’d swwwear he was a different person. I’m mad he actually reached out to autocorrect his damn ig, LLS. Really? Home boy said he got ussy to catch & put some RESPECK on that name. So my thoughts…he either has (1) hella time on his hands to be making name corrections & requesting updated post, (2) looking for some new-new bootay to get or (3) trying to be allll up in the videos (Suge voice) & becoming a blog buddy. Still cute but my good eye is twitching…
My bae is built too I am sooo lucky he is computer illiterate and hairy. The day I find him in the bathroom shaving his chest and budussy and posting pics on the gram, its over. I cannot complete with fart sucking. I mean how do I top that? Do I catch them and blow them back in?
I love it??????
Ha!
Isn’t it JUST like a dude to have you thinking ALL kind of thoughts & open his mouf & BAM…the thoughts are just…GONE. Sometimes silence is GOLDEN. Personally, has happened one time TOO many.
Listen Linda
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??Hey sis!? How yew bean?
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Ffgdgdgdgdgdgdgdge????? I laughed, I cried, I even peed a lil???? you a mess, hi??
Sail his sail?!?!
Spray paint it on!
And put a Do Not Touch sign on it ?
*whispers* It’s her! ?
??? down vote!?
?Yo mama!
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Do it! ???
Or go buy a Glue On????
That gif is a little scary as Bey’s mouth slowly opens. LOL
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I don’t know why these fellows send pics in, they must don’t read the comments from previous morning wood posts.
How…..Nice of him…??
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Ok hmmmm lemme think?
Get ah hairnet and attach it to your ears and pull it down under chin????
Take ah ?. I’ll be honest ???
Ok Imma stop now ???
??? +3 demerits???
A Black man’s perspective on the Nate Parker case…I already knew white biitches did this ish…they did it in high school…but OKAY…why I said the bih wasn’t raped…
http://demetrialucasdoyley.com/writingwork/him-youre-looking-at-it-like-a-black-girl-white-girls-are-entirely-different
Still looking for a uterus? Please remove mine from your options.
You’re laughing with Bren? We’re no longer friends.
Hollers like cat in tub of bubbles
If you’re not scared of the rash along your scrotum or pictures of you smiling, I don’t see why you’d be afraid of anything else. #OralHealthMatters #YouNeedMoreThanACreamYouNeedAPill
All I got is nice byke.
You can’t find a woman because your look like Wanda from In Living Color.
Why that Tat and why there? At least he doesn’t have keloids like Bren.
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A lil zesty are we.. Lol. I was done at those pink socks.
Lol
I don’t see anything wrong with his smile, it’s cute.
They were. Then they dropped him like a hot potato. Poor thing. He looks like a “fun” guy. I’m past that stage in life, so he does nothing for me.
Foul! ?????
Nooooooooooo not blow them back in tho ? Everybody knows you suck the fart in then burp duhhhhhhhhhhh ??
Simply put inhale then exhale ?? your welcome now go be great when you finished he ain’t gone look at nobody else
Read the link….and some more. Writer looks great, weight loss looms good. She is still rude
Jmo
look lk 2 diff men?!
Agreed.
That’s exactly how I pictured it ??????
Who? Lol
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Not no lazy byke like the fake Dallas guy huh? ?
This blogger…from a reality show. Cant remember her name.
Fake Dallas guy you say? I hate when you oh we’re frens off the board heffas bring y’all private fun…onto the public forum kiki’ing, yet leaving us spectators out of the equation for we know only a fraction of the story? Wait, fvck man, too much candy? Ignore what I said?
I’m going to be honest, the LAST thing I want to see or be reminded of when I look at a hard, rippling chest…is a dayum nursery rhyme!
Did I say I was laughing? Noooo. I over exaggerated. ? I said I was put off desk duty laughing…in nervous envy. Anyone that can massage a prostate without hands is a champ…hands down. ?
Ew! ?
~whispers~
omygosh! this is so exciting!
See. Okay? ?
I was even going to reduce my uterus rental fee but now I rescind the offer.
We are no longer blawg frens. Take care.
Why cause his nostril lined up with the corners of his mouth
Umm… He.aight.
Aaah
Really!!
Not the “take care”. Christopher Matthews signed his email with “take care”.
I guess I’ll just watch “The Get Down” and Jimmy Smits. ~sigh~
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Real fawking tears man..real fawking tears?????. Dàmn
ion like dem teeff..lol he looks better with a close mouth
Saddle down! ????
The Lazy Byke Dallas guy was featured on here (I believe?)
REmember the cat they said had the g un at the Dallas protest? ????
#googleGetThatCandySNL ??????
Oh u are neva left out. It was back when the were pointing the finger at black male in dallas. I said he was fione, but he looked like he had a weak back. However his brothr back looked skrong.
What I found interesting was when he said the next day black dudes have to make sure they were “ok” afterwards.
“That was my fault. I mistyped his IG username because I was easily distracted by the images of his hawt bod”
So you’re a part-time lesbian now, Sandra?
So Tiny Tim got his feelings hurt?
Ha,ha,ha!!
love it!!
Jesus be some patience so that I don’t have to tell my coworker off.
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Morting
Too damn early for you to be getting in trouble, Roderick!! LOL
Don’t let her get to ya?
?Just start humming Oh Me So Hoeny ?
Real strong ?
If I had sex this morning, I probably wouldn’t care.
Interesting right…??
Yeah, that was me on a conference call Monday. Argh. Get some coffee and breakfast and ignore them.
I started to comment on how they look like CHICKLETS to me….?
Currently having coffee and breakfast. They are leading a meeting but don’t want to be the leader.
Um…how does leading but not leading work??
New post
Very
Here is the thing I have with the whole write up and the convo she had with her friend……did the young lady in the incident push him off or was she saying no because they were in the bed with another person and she didn’t want to seem loose? Demetria came to her own conclusion that it was rape, because no was said and even implied that her friend was implicit in it. HOW?
Why are people still talking about this mess and A. He was acquitted; B. This is only being brought up when this movie is coming out.
Can we let this mess go (Like the white people seem to have) and just focus on the story that needs to be told? White boys are getting slaps on the wrist for “CLEAR CUT AND DRY” cases of rape daily………..she should have made them the topic.
BTW: I still don’t like her and her funky attitude.
AND THIS^^^^^^
I’m trying to figure that out. If you don’t want to do your job then you need to find a new job.
All of these guys that you keep posting are gay.
I thought I saw a gold tooth ?
Yea looks like 2 different men
Not just pink socks but pink knee highs!! ??
I just snorted
I just snorted
Facts he looks like you would have to chase after him and not the other way around. Like he is the fawking female nah I’m good
All that extra muscle on top of muscle ish is horrible to me. Its like humping a rock climbing wall. I would pass him up over a chubby brotha anyday ole action figure lookin azz. He cant even put his arms all the way down smh.
I’m still lmao @ this one….but thx, now I know what NOT to dm
Wow
WOOW!!!!(Wiping tears away) …Im done!!
LOL!!!
Your the best….Thanks for the laughs today!!!!!
lawrrteee such a site for my sore eyes
I wish he would have answered about his height…..
Only a fag would take that offer
Indeed. And if your penis is larger than 10inches, the offer stands for you as well?? Heeeeeeeeeeeeey??
Corny ass Sandra want to say “she was distracted by his images” now just because she knows he reads her punk ass blog from time to time.
I am done?
Hop off his ? Sack,
Slithery Sands?
LmgirrlyAO..waaayyyyyOff!
Nah babe, I’m only 8 inches but thick though, i would gladly give it to you nice and hard, right in the pussy….
No thanks. You willingly strolled into a post labeled morning wood. I’m cool?? But good luck though?
WTF!!
You prolly a tranny anyway,FOH
I am. Post op??
I knew it, u tricking ass female impersonator.
No tricking involved. There used to be lots of tucking, but I had that thang chopped off Janurary 2008??
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Like, I’m bias…I like to see The Game post pics but really that’s all…ANYBODY else just rubs me wrong. Like, he looks a little sweet…The mirror has old water stains….Like, at least if you’re going floss….Clean-up ya background scene.
The Game? He’s meh. His attitude destroys any image he personifies.
What’s he’s gay? Are you sure? How do you know?
He’s smiling. I’m smiling. Hubby sleeping. It’s a good night. ;}
lol!
He “looks” gay to me. All of these dudes that she post half naked look feminine.
Dang I can’t enjoy nobody!!!!!
LOL!
Pahahahaha????I know that right
i like your name girl!
Thank ya
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!