Rapper Nicki Minaj celebrated her 35th birthday with her celebrity friends, Lil Wayne, Baby, Cassie and Amber Rose, among others gathered at TAO Nightclub at the Venetian in Las Vegas last night.
There was some confusion as to Nicki’s actual age. The confusion was compounded by the fact that there were no candles on her Barbie-themed birthday cakes to count.
But industry insiders have been whispering for months that Nicki, who claims to be in her mid 20s, is actually 35. I don’t care how old she is, I just hope she won’t be around next year because I’m tired of looking at her.
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Gosh I hope she really isn’t 25….Nicki is starting to grow on me
That outfit though….
why are her lips always perched like that? i really don’t get it. who said it was cute?….sandra, u know that girl ain’t no damn 35!
lol u know she not 35
I really hope she is not 35.
Birth certificate please! 
Was she successful in taking Cassie away from Diddy?
She turned 26 Wed.
And THAT is one ugly ass outfit!!!
Nicki’s outfit is spectualar, I’m going to wear to my next business meeting.
Have a great weekend everyone
In the first pic Cassie looks tired or bloated or like she just got done crying. Is she wearing an engagement ring?
I can’t stand this child. Lil Kim did say that she remembers her from back in the day and that Nikki was that same age as her…..
35
sandra u a mess!
Britney Spears wore that outfit before but she still looks nice..those horse veneers still scare me
I wana comment on her outfit, where do i begin
Nicki turned 26!
Me and Wayne—>
I like Amber’s dress!
SHe looks 35
LMAO @ Wayne’s Voss bottled water…guess he is owning up to his court orders of not drinking, unless he filled it with a lil sumthin sumthin
yvonne79 says:
And THAT is one ugly ass outfit!!!
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She wants to be the black Lady Gag Gag. Didn’t Lady Gaga make Barbara Walter’s “most interesting ppl list”? Niki is making sure she makes the list for 2011.
C’mon Nicki! Stop letting them dress you like you’re a part of the highwire act at the circus! Save it for the concerts and chit!
Nicki, who claims to be in her mid 20s, is actually 35.
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are you implying that she is the same age as beyonce?
This whole post gets a
from me.
And I really could have done without not one, but two close-ups of Lil O.G.G. (Original Ghetto Gargoyle). Gag.
She wants to be the black Lady Gag Gag. Didn’t Lady Gaga make Barbara Walter’s “most interesting ppl list”? Niki is making sure she makes the list for 2011.
. I think I would have the perfect one for that comment…
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I wish we could use gifs on this site….
Good Morning everyone!!!!!
Ok WTF nicki got on…..
Cassie change her hair color as much as Rihanna change men.
Candi should wear that the next time she comes in here with some rollerskates, a tiara and a wand!
nikki and them dam faces
<<<<nikki
Now I like Kim as well but yall know good and well her and Nicki don’t look the same age
I think Nicki looks her age.
What in the Fushigi! Please tell me that gurl is not 35?
35? Judging by her appearence and all the nonsence…I thought she was 5 years old.
Cassie is georgeous but it seems like I have seen that dress she is wearing 4 or 5 times before.
OMG!
1) She is 26, I think,
2) I lie not, I was JUST talking to my BFF last night about wearing about wearing an outift like this for New Years!
3) Does she have on those Gianmarco Lorenzi shoes I’ve been drooling over since Beyonce’ wore them on CBS?!
4) If I see one more Herve’ Leger bandage dress on anybody, I am going to SCREAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Flatlined….Did you jus put her on blast? Hell nawl! Love the Barbie themed cake though too Pinkalicious! The outfit of choice, no comment! Why is Amber in a Spring/Summer Collection?..I can’t!
@PEACH
Good selection on the gravie!
@Peach
That’s cause you probably have! And it’s an understatement! You’ve seen that dress in different colors and style variations on almost every female A-D list celebrity/wannabe/hoodrat since 2008!!!
DOWN WITH THE HERVE’ LEGER BANDAGE STYLE!!!
@ Sassy, you better start SCREAMMMM then… I’m tired of them too
I don’t care how old she is, I just hope she won’t be around next year because I’m tired of looking at her.
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MEEEEE TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie is georgeous but it seems like I have seen that dress she is wearing 4 or 5 times before
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I know! The Herve Leger bandage dress? Kim Kardashian ruined it for everyone. It’s nice though just tired of seeing it.
Looking at the pics lil wayne don’t want Nicki to kiss him
Hey everyone!!!
Well @sandra you really know how to kick my weekend off. This chick is so funny to me. I think that is why i watch her bc i never know what that fool is going to do next. LOL…
@Truth
Maybe he don’t want to make Baby jealous.
@ Queen make sure you email me with the Pic of You in That outfit
yes yes
eastpointvet says:
lol u know she not 35
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Have you heard Kandi CD yet???
@Still, I know I’ve seen that on several other celebrities, like they all shop at the same store. Be orginal, Jeez!!!
@kwall
The Bey stans are going to get you
Boo hiss at this post
Is that an ice skating get up
Thetruth32 says:
Have you heard Kandi CD yet??
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She was on the radio here (DC) this morning and played like 3 songs. They all sounded pretty good. Maybe worth a download
YSoSerious says:
@Truth
Maybe he don’t want to make Baby jealous.
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well Damn….
Yessssss @ Danielle. That’s who I saw it on.
Thanks @ Man
Where’s my welcome? 
Danielle says:
Thetruth32 says:
Have you heard Kandi CD yet??
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She was on the radio here (DC) this morning and played like 3 songs. They all sounded pretty good. Maybe worth a download
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I’m listening to her cd now but I can’t take her voice… not sure if i’m going to finish it.
I would wear that outfit obviously for an occasion
Who still candles of their age on cakes…..seriously
Get ready to get tired because………
I will be so glad when ppl no that she is just a gimmick and a phase. She has NO TALENT!!!(although i do like her lil song “see thru me”) but she makin money while she can…
im bored
I am bumping Pink Friday as we speak….and I have to say that I have been converted. I like it…I like what she has to say. I’ve learned a valuable lesson here — E-LOVE!!!!
Roman’s revenge…is def a dear Kim letter.. RAH-RAH like a DUNGEN DRANGON!!!
Cassie is killin em in the pic with Nicki and Amber…
Cassie.. makes pretty women look ugly sometimes…not her fault at all tho…
Darkalicious!
luvly1957 says:
I will be so glad when ppl no that she is just a gimmick and a phase. She has NO TALENT!!!(although i do like her lil song “see thru me”) but she makin money while she can…
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May I offer this: actually as I listen to her music…she has talent. I can no longer deny her that. I am still a stan for kim…but I believe lil kim did herself a dis-justice by coming at this girl…she should have gave up the throne with grace and humility….she failed. And now the gloves are off…Nicki is going hard. .
I’ve tallied up 6 ballots…
and this chit is getting interesting…
My baby luscious!!! running to you with tears in my eyes and lips puckered for a kiss!!! MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVES YOU BISH!!!!!
35th birthday
Sandra, they say she’s way younger than that but she does look a little older than what they are claiming.
Genia says:
I am bumping Pink Friday as we speak….and I have to say that I have been converted. I like it…I like what she has to say. I’ve learned a valuable lesson here — E-LOVE!!!!
Roman’s revenge…is def a dear Kim letter.. RAH-RAH like a DUNGEN DRANGON!!!
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WHERE YOU BEEN LADY??????????
@Ace
Really? How so?
YSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hey my honey plum! I’ve been lurking on your ass and man!!! You are a word-smith after my own heart!!!! I was cracking up in my classes this week reading your comments on my blackberry!!! I was deaded a few times!!!!
Cassie is pretty and I’m tired of seeing most of these faces
Actually Im with Sandra and was like she is 35
Charbee…hey love!! I have been in exams and moving into my new house and working and….baby you know how it goes!!
@ace that gravi is a
lakercrazy says:
im bored
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**sits by Laker** Me too!
Choc!!! in da house!!! DAMN FAM!!! I’ve missed you all, like foster kids I never asked for!!
@PEACH
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“Thanks @ Man Where’s my welcome?
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I ain’t know if you were “new” or not. A lot of “old time lurkers” been comin out of nowhere as of late.
Anyway, tell us about yourself. Who is that in the gravie? Is that Maliah
Michelle? Are you a “fan” of hers like I am?
Ok so my cousin went to HS wtih Nikki and said that Nikki graduated in 2000…they even have a picture on her at the school that says alumni of 2000….which would make her about 28yrs old…that actually sounds more right than 35
Darkalicious so that means you missed me???????
My cousin went to High School with her, they graduated in “99” which would make Nikki about 30 years old….
@peach **scoots over and hand peach a margarita** what fukery should we get into??
@gg heeeeeeeeeeeeeey mama INGLEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
@yso hey
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PEACH
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“Thanks @ Man Where’s my welcome?
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I ain’t know if you were “new” or not. A lot of “old time lurkers” been comin out of nowhere as of late.
Anyway, tell us about yourself. Who is that in the gravie? Is that Maliah
Michelle? Are you a “fan” of hers like I am?
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Oh ok man…Iknow the only reason you shouting out peach is because of the ass shot in her gravi!!! youain’tfoolinnobody!!!!
@Genia
(blushes)
Aw shucks.
But I’m done with all that now. I have my own puzzy to play with.
My CALI GIRL Laker!!! you’re the shyt girl!!! Cali girl swagg on dem bishes!!!
Why YSO whyyy
you slay me everytime
I have to admit I am getting tired of the whole young money cash money thing. I am tired of hearing nicki minaj and drake on damn near every song that comes on the radio. Hopefully next year some better talent comes in. Hip Hop needs a change.
YSoSerious says:
@Genia
(blushes)
Aw shucks.
But I’m done with all that now. I have my own puzzy to play with.
YOU SEE WTF I’m talking about!!!!! I was dying…you made a 4 hour exam so much easier to manage!!!! LOVESSSSSSSSSSSS YOU!!!!!
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I think I saw Cassie’s dress at Bebe…..I’m so over those bandage dresses
Hey MissH :hugs:
LMAO! DEAD at 35 years old. OMG i almost FELL out my d*mn seat lol this is why I love Sandra Rose. haha
LADYTEE says:
I have to admit I am getting tired of the whole young money cash money thing. I am tired of hearing nicki minaj and drake on damn near every song that comes on the radio. Hopefully next year some better talent comes in. Hip Hop needs a change.
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Can’t hate on what’s great!! (if not in talent then def on the side of business savvy)…Wayne and Baby have captured a triple threat in both drake and nicki!!!! they in it for the long run!!!
bTW: did anyone read RayJ’s retraction on Nicki? Oh yeah lil wish boy had to fall back and humble up!! Now lil kim is looking for him to back her up and he aint’ got no words for her!!!!
I e-dore you too Genia. And you’re quite welcome.
Nicki graduated in 2000. She might have turned 28
@Man, I’m not sure her name but she is beautiful, isn’t she?
Yes, Maliah is cute too! 
@Laker
LOL!
Lil Wish Boy?!
@PEACH
“I’m not sure her name but she is beautiful, isn’t she? Yes, Maliah is cute too! ”
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I think we have a similar “type!” I like you already! :hugs:
And where are you from?
OMG Im stuffed we had our holiday luncheon from PF Changs today and dammit Im full
@GENIA
“Oh ok man…Iknow the only reason you shouting out peach is because of the ass shot in her gravi!!! youain’tfoolinnobody!!!!”
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That isn’t true! Wait, I didn’t even notice that azz in her gravie!
I’m just a gentleman and courteous person.
Miss Harlem beautiful!!! Blowing you kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GENIA
“Oh ok man…Iknow the only reason you shouting out peach is because of the ass shot in her gravi!!! youain’tfoolinnobody!!!!”
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That isn’t true! Wait, I didn’t even notice that azz in her gravie!
yep…I get it
I’m just a gentleman and courteous person.
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I know man I know baby!!! I know…you want every woman( with a big ass) to be sucessful and get what they deserve out of life..(which in your head is a fuck-a-thone with you).. uhhu…
GG yes I saw that and when they said you left lil kim out there by herself all you heard was crickets. Blows kisses right back gorgeous!!!
(working on my SR Awards campaign slogan and ad)
I’m from GA hence the “Peach” in the username.
LADYTEE says:
…. “Hip Hop needs a change.”
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GG I know you betta accept my request on fb!
Genia I admit in the beginning I liked both of them. But now its like damn just because they are hot do they have to be on every song.
@GENIA
“I know man I know baby!!! I know…you want every woman( with a big ass) to be sucessful and get what they deserve out of life..(which in your head is a ****-a-thone with you).. uhhu… yep…I get it”
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IS THAT SO WRONG?
What yall tawkin bout?
@PEACH
“I’m from GA hence the “Peach” in the username.”
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Georgia Peach eh? I get it I get it… What about the rest of the name?
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
GG I know you betta accept my request on fb!
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okay hit me up on the other side and walk me through it! cause I’m doing something wrong if I keep missing the request! or call me..I’m sitting in my office now.
WTF WORK want to ack up right in the middle of me tallying up HIS ballot…
Don’ tcha’ll know i’m busy!!!
@GENIA
” call me..I’m sitting in my office now.”
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..wearing what?
(in my best Cedric the Entertainer voice)
Fluck HOPE and CHANGE. I HOPE and WISH.
As in, I HOPE y’all vote for me and I WISH a muththaflucker wouldn’t.
Go figure….I didn’t even see Amber in the pic with Nicki and The Dirrty Money concubine….
I dont have ur number so u have to call me!
@PEACH
… I see…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PEACH
“I’m from GA hence the “Peach” in the username.”
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Georgia Peach eh? I get it I get it… What about the rest of the name?
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This is the part where Man tells Peach he’s lost his dog and would she get in the car with him to help him find it!!!
This is me Watching as PEACH trollops to the car…forgetting to read the “Could Your Neighbor Be a Sexual Predator” memo the Sandra Rose Welcoming Committee put in her gift bag!!
has anyone heard of Chaz Shepard??? He has this song called “Can’t wait” and……………..
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GENIA
” call me..I’m sitting in my office now.”
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..wearing what?
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I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yaay Nicki! Her outfit is like Britney’s in that ‘Toxic’ video. She looks good here, as does Cassie. What is Amber wearing??
Nicki and Weezy look happy. Where’s Drake?
@GENIA
“This is the part where Man tells Peach he’s lost his dog and would she get in the car with him to help him find it!!!
This is me Watching as PEACH trollops to the car…forgetting to read the “Could Your Neighbor Be a Sexual Predator” memo the Sandra Rose Welcoming Committee put in her gift bag!!”
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I drive a white van… with tinted out windows… and worn out tires, thank you.
..I hate that dayum memo…
**gently strokin Peach’s hair**
Don’t you mind them… they just jealous of the attention you are getting and that you deserve.
@ Man, I have Candi’s number on speed dial
@Genia
Soooooo…You just gonna watch Sweet Peach get snatched up off the street like that?
@PEACH
”
” I have Candi’s number on speed dial
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GET THE FLUCK UP OUT MY VAN! Pushin up on me and chit! I know you see dis here wedding ring I’m wearing! I’m just bein nice and you throwin that big ol round pretty azz up in my face tryin to make me be unfaithful!
**mumbulin to self**
NO respect these days… I mean NO RESPECT
Never mind. She’ll be alright.
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
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Why don’t you have an area code in your signature!! area code please
@Man… (Comment #107 and #110)
WOW… I’m Completely ASTONISHED at Your LACK OF EFFORT Dawg !!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PEACH
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” I have Candi’s number on speed dial
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GET THE FLUCK UP OUT MY VAN! Pushin up on me and chit! I know you see dis here wedding ring I’m wearing! I’m just bein nice and you throwin that big ol round pretty azz up in my face tryin to make me be unfaithful!
**mumbulin to self**
NO respect these days… I mean NO RESPECT
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OH GAWD
I cant… breath
@GENIA
“” call me..I’m sitting in my office now.”
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..wearing what?
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I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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I understand… but please describe what you are wearing.
IM STILL BORED CAN SOMEBDOY GET NAKKID??
YSoSerious says:
@Genia
Soooooo…You just gonna watch Sweet Peach get snatched up off the street like that?
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In my color purple voice: ” it taint my place to be gettn all up in folks bizness an-aww!!! awwwwws dun-know hur…where hur people ats” letten her run amuck in a town such as dis!!!!!!!!! THE SHAME
@MAN
AZZ WIPE 
Hey Mean love
*sigh* I need some help picking out a NYE outift…..I want some thing with sequins, rhinestones, glitter or swarvoski crystals on it.
I can’t wear the crystal’d out nude bodysuit (a la’ J.Lo in the “Waiting for Tonight” video) as Nikki Stupinski has jacked my idea, and with the WORST FUKKIN EXECUTION EVER for her low-budget bday party.
Bish… :>:(:
@ELOVE
“WOW… I’m Completely ASTONISHED at Your LACK OF EFFORT Dawg !!! ”
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Sir, I’m a married, committed and faithful man… no matter how much Genia and Peach try to seduce me!
>:(
YOU AIN’T CHIT!!
FUKK IT! *ANGRY* DAMMIT!!!!
: mad : us what u lookin for…
@choco this is why i love u i asked somebody to get nakkid or sum me and you >>>>>>>>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<<<<<<
@SASO
>:( is now : mad : without the spaces.
@ MY GEEK please chage that dam gravi ASAP
@Truth: Hey babe. Where have you been!?!
she is in her 20’s.. but that was pretty funny Auntie
I promised CFREE a shiny new skripper pole in every post if she votes for me so whenever y’all ready…
Thank you Yso & Ace.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GENIA I understand… but please describe what you are wearing.
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Man, baby? Sweet-pea, I adore you!! But allow me to say this!!!! what ever I am wearing…it won’t include YOUR SCENT and A MILLION BISHES FLUCKED…cause bay-beee that shyt clashes with er-thang!!!
Why can’t you @ Still? Ain’t nobody checking for Nikki. Wear it!!!!!
lakercrazy says:
IM STILL BORED CAN SOMEBDOY GET NAKKID??
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What she said…
@GENIA
“I understand… but please describe what you are wearing.
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Man, baby? Sweet-pea, I adore you!! But allow me to say this!!!! what ever I am wearing…it won’t include YOUR SCENT and A MILLION BISHES FLUCKED…cause bay-beee that shyt clashes with er-thang!!!”
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I bet you wearin some thigh high stockings.
@ Ace, ummm, how do you know my brother? That’s who that is in your gravi.
<— @ySoSerious… So YOU LIKEY ?!!? Matching Gravi-LUV !!!
Resolution for 2011: Work harder and get me some G Lorenzi pumps by all means… let’s go!
@Ace, your gravi is all kind of fierce, you go Birl! #HotPinkLover
On topic. those 3 ladies Amber, Cassie and Nicki on ONE pic? whew…too hot for me to handle
@ BIG POPPA **jumps on u and kisses all over u**
NAKED……HMM I can help wit that……. **begins singing “You wanna see some Azz, I wanna see some Cash. Get those dollars cumming and thats gone make me dance……MAKE IT RAIN TRICK MAKE IT MAKE IT RAIN TRICK!!!!**
Takes off tank, cheerleading shorts, and exposing my Dora panties
meanNsurly says:
@Truth: Hey babe. Where have you been!?!
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new promotion so i’m always working. I’m in and out most of the time. How you been?
@Peach
LOL! Oh yes- there are plenty of hoodrat, broke hoes checking for Nikki. If only you could’ve seen the barrage of young chicks (and some too damn old chicks) in leggings and pink wigs with bright pink lipstick which I witnessed when shopping on black Friday- you would understand.
In my portrayal of it- it was going to be a carbon copy of the outfit J.Lo had on, which Britney Spears later copied as well. Then this badly built bish done went and made it a low-buget, poorly executed cross between Britney Spears and Peter effin Cottontail…..
Trust me…some fat, black, ugly as ever bish is going to try this by NYE. She’s probably somewhere buying a body stocking and a damn Beadazzler right nah!!!
I SAW THE NICKI SPECIAL ON MTV AND AFTER WATCHING IT, I CAN RESPECT HER HUSTLE, NOT A FAN THOUGH.
ONE THING IN LIFE I’VE LEARNED BLACK FOLKS WILL ALWAYS HAVE PLENTY OF OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS THAT DON’T CONCERN NOR AFFECT THEM-IT’S THEIR NUMBER #1 PRIORITY AND PREDOMINANT FORM OF SOCIALIZING
RESOLUTION: DO YOU AND IGNORE THEM, AT LEAST YOU CAN CONSIDER IT COMMUNITY SERVICE, ANYTHING THAT MOTIVATES THEM TO DO ANYTHING; INCLUDING BUMPING THEIR GUMS-HELPS TO SUSTAIN THEIR EXISTANCE
LOL-
@mean
TAKE IT OFF ***makes it rain*** TAKE THE DORA DRAWS OFF!!! 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GENIA
“I understand… but please describe what you are wearing.
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Man, baby? Sweet-pea, I adore you!! But allow me to say this!!!! what ever I am wearing…it won’t include YOUR SCENT and A MILLION BISHES FLUCKED…cause bay-beee that shyt clashes with er-thang!!!”
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I bet you wearin some thigh high stockings.
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(puts hand on nine as I ask nervously): Man? Where are you right now?? How do you know that???? (grabs purse and keys looking over shoulder)
@MeanNsurly
You will NOT sing that garbage azz song!!! Who sings that sh*t! I swear whoever made that song should’ve been aborted before 8 weeks….
Takes off tank, cheerleading shorts, and exposing my Dora panties
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Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do!!!
GO MEAN! GO MEAN!!
OOWWWWWWW!!!!
I love your voice LUSCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you had me at hello!!! go ahead and get your white girl on!!!!!!! with your professional sounding azz
@Intense
Where the hell you been? You’re just like herpes…pop up at te most random time and then you’re gone again until we get more company…
@mean
COME TO ME MEAN 
<<<MEANS PINK WIG
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
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DAMN!!! okay okay!!! Im SORRY!!!!!!!
dang…I wonder how many times wayne hit!… #TeamNicki
Takes off tank, cheerleading shorts, and exposing my Dora panties
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@Sassy: I love that song. I swear I’m a hood girl at heart. Sometimes it just comes out. Right now just thinking bout that song makes my booty clap!!!!
SN: Have yall seen the video called “I’m sellin Puzzy” FUGGIN HILARIOUS!!! Its so low budget and hood…..its soooooo funny though. Please go to utube and watch it. Yall are gonna crack up
Me *points to self* sound white! I think not!
Please don’t hate on my phone bone voice!
@GENIA
“I bet you wearin some thigh high stockings.
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(puts hand on nine as I ask nervously): Man? Where are you right now?? How do you know that???? (grabs purse and keys looking over shoulder)”
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Don’t worry bout all that!
**staring at you**
@Peach: You tryna get me to make sum money aint chu!!!
Swings around stripper pole in the kona like Fantasia!!!!
Welcome to the Darkside. We have cookies.
“Put your hands up high, your back down low, now hydraulic to the flo”
@ Mean
I got paid so I’m ready to spend!
Nicki is my girl. She has brought back interest in female rappers so she gets love from me. That being said I wish she were 35 but for purely selfish reasons because it would mean she is older than me
Trust me… some fat, black, ugly as ever bish is going to try this by NYE. She’s probably somewhere buying a body stocking and a damn Beadazzler right nah!!!
too funny
—- You are angry for real..
That should be an incentive for you to go ahead and do it, and show them how it should be executed.. with class
@SASSY
“Trust me…some fat, black, ugly as ever bish is going to try this by NYE. She’s probably somewhere buying a body stocking and a damn Beadazzler right nah!!!”
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…then they going post it as a gravie.
@instensemocha
You gonna be around…Dec 29th or 30th?
you’ve been nominated for a couple SR awards…
When bolding goes absolutely wrong..
@Mean
LOL! I saw that vid with the two big girls as background singers/dancers and the one skinny stripper in the middle?
Did you see the part where one of the big girls tried to hit almost touch the floor with it and could barely get back up?
I JUST KNOW you DID NOT liken IM to a damn herpes flare-up?!
@Brown: You may need to sit down for this dance I’m bout to give u!!!!!!
**climbs on top of Brown’s lips (not the one on her head) and slowly goes down into a split while popping 1 booty cheek at a time**
@PEACH YOU ARE ONE OF US
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE ***LOOKS AT MAN** NOW MAKE IT RAIN :danba: **takes off shirt exposes bra with nipples cut ou** LETS GET IT STARTED 
intensemocha says:
IONE THING IN LIFE I’VE LEARNED BLACK FOLKS WILL ALWAYS HAVE PLENTY OF OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS THAT DON’T CONCERN NOR AFFECT THEM-IT’S THEIR NUMBER #1 PRIORITY AND PREDOMINANT FORM OF SOCIALIZING
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LOL, the only thing I disagree with you on this statement is that you forgot the word some but the rest is on point. But they are still my peoples
@Laker…..take it all off. This is a get nekkid party!!!!
@ Man
I’m now loggin out, packin up my keyboard and leavin!
@mena IM NEXT IM NEXT
@BROWN
“I’m now loggin out, packin up my keyboard and leavin!”
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You know I ain’t lyin! Goin have it on here first thing January 1st in that “And What?” pose!
meanNsurly says:
@Brown: You may need to sit down for this dance I’m bout to give u!!!!!!
**climbs on top of Brown’s lips (not the one on her head) and slowly goes down into a split while popping 1 booty cheek at a time**
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I LOVE YOU!!!
REAL TALK @ INTENSE
@Nunya
Nahhh- forget it now. I hate walking into somewhere and seeing somebody in virtually my same outfit except they got it looking all fukked-up like!
@Man
EXACTLY! That chick that Alboy be trying to hit on will probably be the one to do that sh*t too….
@Yso
She does just pop up and disappear like that though!
You know I aint lying! I like Intense though- she makes her presence KNOWN when she comments!
**TAKES OFF PANTS AND EXPOSES CROTCHLESS SOUR WORM THONG*** NOW WHO IS READY FOR ALL THIS RIGHT CHEA???
@Sassy: Yes. OMG. Its the worst train wreck of a video I have ever seen in my life but I can’t stop watching it. That little skinny girl that she was the chit. And what about the part she started twirling that piece of cloth around her head at the end of the vid? She hit 1 of the big girls in the eye. Too funny. My favorite part was when the really big dark skinned girl said “My puzzy hits harder than crack in the 80’s!” I fuggin died a thousand deaths
@Mean
Not Fantasia!!
(tosses Meanie Baby some Infant Tylenol and some Vaseline for them ashy Flintstone feet)
pinksghetti says:
intensemocha says:
IONE THING IN LIFE I’VE LEARNED BLACK FOLKS WILL ALWAYS HAVE PLENTY OF OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS THAT DON’T CONCERN NOR AFFECT THEM-IT’S THEIR NUMBER #1 PRIORITY AND PREDOMINANT FORM OF SOCIALIZING
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LOL, the only thing I disagree with you on this statement is that you forgot the word some but the rest is on point. But they are still my peoples
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I had to come back to change this from “some” because that’s too generous. Maybe it should be “a lot but not all”.
Man you are now on ignore *clicks on imaginery ignore button on screen*
I will no longer respond to you!
@SASSY
“EXACTLY! That chick that Alboy be trying to hit on will probably be the one to do that sh*t too….”
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ROFLMAO! I SWEAR THIS MY CHICK RIGHT HERE! Wait, what chick Al be tryin to hit on? What’s her name?
**licks lips**
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SASSY
“EXACTLY! That chick that Alboy be trying to hit on will probably be the one to do that sh*t too….”
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ROFLMAO! I SWEAR THIS MY CHICK RIGHT HERE! Wait, what chick Al be tryin to hit on? What’s her name?
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MsSoloDiva
YALL AINT SHYT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@LAKER
“**licks lips**”-Peach
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I think she callin you out! Show her what you got Laker! SHE CAN’T HANDLE YOU!
Mean I’m bout to dip into my 401K
YSoSerious says:
@Mean
Not Fantasia!!
(tosses Meanie Baby some Infant Tylenol and some Vaseline for them ashy Flintstone feet)
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No u didn’t call her feet “ashy Flinstone feet” ……log off now. I will always love u for that!!!!
@SASSY I LOVE U BISH I DO
@MAN I HAD A TWINKIE FILLED DREAM
@PEACH WHAT U LICKING UR LIPS FOR???
@Mean
….I think I read myself my last damn rites!
But my question is this….they selling puzzy (okay)…but who the fukk is BUYING?!?!?!
@Brown: So what u sayin is that u finna make it rain like the Great Flood? Ah chit………..
@ACE
““EXACTLY! That chick that Alboy be trying to hit on will probably be the one to do that sh*t too….”
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ROFLMAO! I SWEAR THIS MY CHICK RIGHT HERE! Wait, what chick Al be tryin to hit on? What’s her name?
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MsSoloDiva”
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**gasp**
@ACE
STEP AWAY FROM THE KEY BOARD PLEASE AND THANK YOU 
@MAN I DO HAVE THIS HERE SOUR WORM THONG THAT CAN BE TAKEN OFF ONLY WITH SOMEBODYS LIPS
@Ace
YOU AINT SH*T!!!!
You know damn well everybody knew her name, MAn was just instigating and you fell right into that sh*t!!
“Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ACE
““EXACTLY! That chick that Alboy be trying to hit on will probably be the one to do that sh*t too….”
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ROFLMAO! I SWEAR THIS MY CHICK RIGHT HERE! Wait, what chick Al be tryin to hit on? What’s her name?
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MsSoloDiva”
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**gasp**
”
Disclaimer: I want no part of this..i was just filling in the answer to the question
@Laker
You know I love you too, mama! With your fabuloso azz! *smacks azz*
@Mean
I will log off if you can honestly say that Fannie Mae don’t look like she kick-starts her car every damn morning.
@LAKER
”
“I DO HAVE THIS HERE SOUR WORM THONG THAT CAN BE TAKEN OFF ONLY WITH SOMEBODYS LIPS
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That’s the best way for thongs to be removed!!!!
*backflips into a tub of mac and cheese*
everyone can’t be turning 21 like me *flips hair*
*returns to his voting booth to continue counting*
@Ace
TOO DAMN LATE!
I’m so mad at you, Ace…. *SMH*
Everydamnbody on here knew EXACTLY who we were referring to, but oh no, you just had to be on some “calling out names” sh*t.
*sigh*
Just go back to tallying up votes, Ace. LOL!
@ace OH SHUT UP U GOING TO HAIL WITH ALL OF US
***BENDS OVER TAKES SMACK**
@sassy
@SASSY
“YOU AINT SH*T!!!!
You know damn well everybody knew her name, MAn was just instigating and you fell right into that sh*t!! ”
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Me?
@Sassy: Nobody can be buying that chit. Thats just nasty. Then they wanna call themselves the 1st Lady. Not ladies but lady. Where dey do that at? ALL of them are facially challenged and those 2 girls have fat/nasty working against them too. But I’m not gonna lie, I watch it like once/twice a week. It makes me laugh so hard. And the song isn’t just awful….kinda catchy but still isn’t that good.
Three words: Sour Worm Thong. What did you think I was licking my lips for?
i just got my brows threaded *wipes a tear*
YSoSerious says:
@Mean
I will log off if you can honestly say that Fannie Mae don’t look like she kick-starts her car every damn morning.
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@Yso
I swear ‘fore my Daddy….a tear just rolled down my face when I read that.
where does one obtain this sour worm thong?
@man i think u need to load up the rush
YSoSerious says:
@Mean
I will log off if you can honestly say that Fannie Mae don’t look like she kick-starts her car every damn morning.
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@CANDI **LICKS THE MAC FROM THE MIDDLE OF CHICHIS** GIRL IMA NEED UR 20 INCH HEELS AND A TUB OF JELLO U SEE THIS HERE SOUR WORM THONG NEEDS TO COME OFF
AND IM FINNA GET THE POLE READY U IN???
@Laker I like that sour worm thong u got on girl. Psst….Brown bout to dip in her 401k gurl….she finna make it thunderstorm up on here
*starts stretching* u ain’t said nothin but a work lakes! wait what’s the occassion (as if we need one)
I will log off if you can honestly say that Fannie Mae don’t look like she kick-starts her car every damn morning.
Y did a vision of Fred Flinstone come in my head and then 
cuz she could be a black fred flinstone
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@Laker
Not me.
(adjusts Day-of-the-Week Halo that still says “Wednesday” cause I ain’t had a good reason to change it yet)
candibfly says:
i just got my brows threaded *wipes a tear*
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Hi Candi,
Does that hurt?
@CANDI BISH I GOT IT FROM UR PACKET OF SOUR WORM THONGS IS IT THE SAME PLACE WE GOT THE 5 FO A DOLLA HALOS???
@MAN PLEASE LOAD UP THE RUSH CARD ME AND CANDI NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER TRIP TO THIS HERE STORE
Yso: I’m not fuggin wit u today…..I just can’t. U said that this bish KICK STARTS HER CAR……I’m done!!!!! I’m about to enter stealth mode
“/b> ,
@peach it hurts a lil, it hurts more on the outside part of the brow where its the thinest. i bet she was like this wimp when that tear rolled down the side of my face
@yso well sh!t take out the one for FRIDAY because that wendsday one finna get broke
@peach take a lick a nible or watever u want when u ready me and candy got the whole dam VALUE PACK of sour worm thongs want one???
@Choco
I tried to tell Mean that but he told me to log off and chit. Hmph.
**gives Candi the Rush and have a few bills ready for Laker/Peach to do their thang!**
Heyyyy Yall
I’m goin out next Saturday. What should I wear with grey thigh high boots??? A mini-dress, skinnies, or leggins????
@man did u think u would be able to watch them do their thing?
@Yso
Maybe Mean wants to be Tasia’s Cook 
@Mirs
Legging or Minidress
@@mirs do u plan on dancing?
mean sending secret invisible messages to the illuminati
@Peach: Ok its no secret that I’m gay and therefore have done some VERY GAY things in my life. Back when I was younger and a lil more fruity, I decided to get my eyebrows SHAPED. Again I say SHAPED. The threaded me up like Precious in a size 2 dress. It hurt like chit and I looked surprised for month.
@CANDI
“did u think u would be able to watch them do their thing? ”
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I meant, only as I waiting on you change into the new things I bought.
PEACH TRIED TO JUMP IN MY VAN AND MOLEST ME! I fought her off tho! (post 125)
@Mirs Minidress
**eyes Laker and Candi from the crowd like a pussycat ready to pounce**
@mean being purrty hurts
@candi get em girl
Invisible Illuminati messages?
That’s like Redeemed’s Bat Signal.
@Yso: I can’t stand chew!!!! You shouldn’t pick on the handicapped
not directing me to the specific post tho
covering all ur bases huh
mirsmommy says:
Heyyyy Yall
I’m goin out next Saturday. What should I wear with grey thigh high boots??? A mini-dress, skinnies, or leggins????
December 10, 2010 at 1:38 pm
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I would say preferably mini dress if you’re under 5’4 <— show some skin between dress and boots..
legging/skinnies if you're taller.
@MEAN :rfol:
@CANDI GIRL WE FINA GET POUNCED AND LICKED JUST LIKE A CAT
I tried to molest YOU? Weren’t you the one earlier that wanted to know what the peach pussy cat really was?
Boy please!
@ Mean
Sorry the Mental Health Association of Greater Chicago doesn’t recognize that kind of religious fervor as a handicap. Yet.
meanNsurly says:
@Peach: Ok its no secret that I’m gay and therefore have done some VERY GAY things in my life. Back when I was younger and a lil more fruity, I decided to get my eyebrows SHAPED. Again I say SHAPED. The threaded me up like Precious in a size 2 dress. It hurt like chit and I looked surprised for month.
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@Candi
I cried the 1st time I got em done too. Now, I just take an aspirin before I get em done- it takess the edge off.
@Mirs
I agree wit Nunya- I’m 5’2″ and I wore my Black thigh-highs with a black mini sweaterdress, with just an “inch” of thigh showing in between….the boys went crazy…even the tea party was jocking…..
Whatchu mean i can’t wear that
^^^^^^ That was my response to Mean.
@LAKER: Yes it does girl. I haven’t touched my brows since and never will. I kept telling that woman NOT TO ARCH BUT TO SHAPE! And she just did what the hell she wanted to.
WHats going on when are the ladies getting naked we are celebrating the Rosey Nominees to day right?
Is there a new post yet?
Oh wait- I forgot to change my picture to match my “stealth mode” typing…
BRB.
@PEACH
“I tried to molest YOU? Weren’t you the one earlier that wanted to know what the peach pussy cat really was? Boy please!”
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Please. Candi won’t fall for your amateurish attempt to appear as a victim. Everyone knows that I am friendly and courteous. Please don’t try to cast ignominy type actions upon my character.
How beneath you. I will accept a full apology.
@Sassy: I got chew boo….Only we know what we talking bout in our Illuminati msgs! #HMPH
@ace
I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU 
THE DAM STRANG HURTS TOO BUT I FIND IT LAST A LIL BIT LONGER BUT FOR PURRTY BISHES LIKE US IT’S A MUST 
@MEAN I GOT THEM WAXED AND THAT CHIT HURTS
@Mean
Yep. With Ursher, CB and The Big O.
@ACE
“Whatchu mean i can’t wear that”
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WOW! I almost called you the name of another poster! I had to double check to see who posted this comment!
@LAKER
“GIRL WE FINA GET POUNCED AND LICKED JUST LIKE A CAT ”
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@mean and @sassy thats my opinion on that
@Ace
I thought you were above such things.
You’re still my favorite neo nerd though. 
whats going on in here?
@al it was a skriper party but errbody left and i stil got my sour worm thong on
Why are you guys writing in invisible ink?
I know I’m new here but I don’t have a black light on my computer 
@ALBoy
Nothing nice. But your baby mama is in the newest post.
**begins to eat Laker’s sour worm thong** I
sour worms!
<———— "This is bad. Real bad- Michael Jackson."
Yso you know i seen my baby over there Im out
@Laker
I don’t but the words “sour” and “thong” just don’t work for me said in the same breath.
hmmm who is PeachPussyCat?
do i smell fresh meat??
hey ya’ll, Im back 4 my afternoon spell! ya’ll tom’bout??
Liking the sour worm sugar off Peaches mouth I
sour worms too
@ His they was saying how we should Smang
@Al, who was saying this? i demand 2 know
Err body peer pressure and what not. hea good richard?
@peach **giggles** i too love sour worms **hands peach a sour worm thong**
@his SEXY MAMA **takes his pants off and draws hands her a sour wom thong** now lay down u ready??
I’m late as shyt, again. Thanks ladies
I think I’m gonna do the minidress.
@Nunya, I’m 5’0″, and my boots have 5 inch heels, so I think the mini will work
SO I come back from lunch after I thread my eyebrows only to see MEAN is ghostwriting, CANDI backflips in some mac and cheese (I shed a tear everytime), ACE puts a whole new meaning to OCD and yall gettin nekid
@ Miss Harlem how are you?
**stares @ HisMommy, nervous, hands sweating** Hi, I’m PeachPussyCat. Nice to meet you!
You’re cute!
@Laker, well gawd damn btch *lays it on down* of course im ready sugah!
@Mirs, heyyyyyy bewski!!
FIANCE!! *taps foot*
*squeals* mirs we’re the same height!
HEYY ALBOY
Im good much better then yesterday. I missed PTI for 3 days 
anything good happened?!!
@Peach *sits down and crosses leg* pls tell me all about u.. i have nothing but time *raised brow* well, i have til 5 or 6ish EST
FIANCE what I do
I speak when spoke too!!
@his **puts sour worm thong on with teeth and licks on it pinches chichi**
hey chica
@harlem
@peach aint she cute
Candi u are not Tiny…plz stop squealing sugah
ALBoy says:
Licking the sour worm sugar off Peaches mouth I sour worms too
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Yum, yum!
@ Miss H no idea been going home passing out in a feverish fit all week
*jumps up and down and shakes my DD’s* harlem i got mine threaded too
lemme catch Al and my WOMAN engaged in any unsavory behavior
*punches fist in palm*
:kisses: LAKER chichis hey babe!!
*waits 2 be kissed too* what kinda Fiance dnt even fondle a btch when she step in the post?
@ His who is your woman and be clear Al does not break up home he repairs them if she leave she will be back
Team thegrassaintgreenerontheothersideitsjustdifferentgrass
FIANCE I am not pitching woo on the job
*punches fist in palm*
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Peachpussycat says:
**stares @ HisMommy, nervous, hands sweating** Hi, I’m PeachPussyCat. Nice to meet you! You’re cute!
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Thank you, and I like you already
@ Candi, #shortgirlsrock, but why you squealin????
I am not pitching woo on the job
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Damn you ALBOY you suppose to be my PTI back up. Glad you feeling better guess we all flucked up this week. Funny how my body knew to get better by FRIDAY cant be flucking up my weekend
um Mirs, Peach was talking 2 me heffa! but i spoke 2 yo ass and yeen said shat!
@Al, HARLEM *prepares shank*
mhm…mhm @Harlem
(walks in sniffing air)..uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE nervous sweat, latex and BU-DUSSY with a hint of vanilla up in here???????
(side-eyeing every hoe up in here proud dey a hoe)
lol i dunno mirs, its friday so i felt a squeal was in order :woot:
is that my HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????? are you the hint of VANILLA waffling through the air bew?
**sits down next to HisMommy, naked with Hello Kitty pasties** Well, let me start by saying Ive been lurking for a year and just got in, Im in my 20’s, no kids, no boyfriend, not a lesbian but I admire beautiful woman like yourself. **runs my hand through your hair**
@MissH
But you have ALBoy pitching tents on his.
(hides His’s shanks)
WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE nervous sweat, latex and BU-DUSSY with a hint of vanilla up in here???????
Y you do that 
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*twerks sumptin and dips it low while pickin it up slow*
GGGGGGGooooooooUUUUUUUUUcccccccHHHHHH!!
His_Mommy623 says:
um Mirs, Peach was talking 2 me heffa! but i spoke 2 yo ass and yeen said shat!
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I didn’t see that you spoke, but Heyyyyyyyyyy Bew!!!!!!!!!!
THEY were being nasty
*sits in the corner knitting sweaters for the homeless and reading the story of baby Jesus’ birth*
@ His you know she love you right? Why you acting all Jealous? Old folks told me that if they acting jealous its cause they feeling guilty!
She dont want me.
going to lunch be back
of course it is @My Gouch
umm Peach, i see u tryna get nominated for the SR Awards n all but u gotta wait til next year
but please continue..
@PEACH
sour worms!”
“**begins to eat Laker’s sour worm thong** I
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Laker got one more sour worm! Don’t know hot it got “down in there!”
@man cover ur eyes NOW
Its Ok CANDI we can be wimps together at least the brows is on point though
*IN MY BEST MONIQUE VOICE*
HEY MY BABIES..HEY SUGAHS :hugs: AND
@PEACH
“**sits down next to HisMommy, naked with Hello Kitty pasties** Well, let me start by saying Ive been lurking for a year and just got in, Im in my 20’s, no kids, no boyfriend, not a lesbian but I admire beautiful woman like yourself. **runs my hand through your hair** ”
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*takes shanks from under YSOs couch* thanks 4 looking out mama but AL obviously wants 2 go quietly in the light….I dnt know no nigga named guilt son! *searching 4 halo and white onesie*
The homeless in your hood ain’t got enough of your home knit sweaters already? They must be the flyest bums on the block.
So YSO you just love gettin a sista in trouble right!!
*PULLS OUT BUTCHER KNIFE*
WHO IN IN HER SMANGING WITHOUT ME
meant HERE
Thickumssssssss *cupid shuffles*
@Harlem *nipple pinch*
@yso all of em are rockin gordon gartrelle coogi sweat suits
GREATNESS!! :hugs:
@ALBoy
It was nice knowing you.
I’m bored…..and done with all my work for today and its only 2:40pm!
@Candi is this the same Gordon Gartrelle that Theo had tucked into his socks? Denise did a bang up job on that shirt
@mean do my work then! i have something due by COB today but they will get it on monday
i don’t have time to be bothered. i didn’t come here today to work.
umm Peach, i see u tryna get nominated for the SR Awards n all but u gotta wait til next year but please continue..
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:hugs: Shayyyy how your boo
@ His you already know what Im about No Drama just trying to give YOU this good richard is all. Ween got to fight
@his yes! u saw how everyone wanted one!
I’m bored…..and done with all my work for today and its only 2:40pm!
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Exacty what I said earlier at 2 now Im really pissed cuz only 40 mins have passed since then
(buffs Candi’s halo to a nice shine)
For all your good works with the less fortunate.
HEY TIFF BOO BOO, YSO..I LOVE THAT GRAVI
@ Thick Pocket Nobody
ole fully clothed unwhores 
ALBoy says:
@ Thick Pocket Nobody ole fully clothed unwhores
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@Candi, well pls make me a gordon gartrelle sweater mini dress when ur done making sweater vest for the homeless…oh dnt forget we have to donate blood and do meals on wheels today at 6pm sharp.. Im gna scoop u up bew *adjust snaps on my fresh white onesie*
SR Awards? I came at the wrong time
Hey MirsMommy!
@ALBoy
I know tis the season and all but there is such a thing as being TOO generous. Especially when your balls are on the line.
@his this is why we are bff’s, not only are u fashionable rockin the latest acid wash jeans and body suits that snap at the crotch, but u also care about the world like me!
i hate some of the meals we pose to be delivering today tho
@ Peach the ladies are going to win this good richard so you can be nominated through me and i’ll slip you this grand prize
um Peach…im still waiting 4 u to continue
now tell me more about how ur not a lesbun shugah *lifts ur chin with my finger*
nobody is here either. i went to get my eyebrows threaded, eat samples at the new grocery store and STILL it ain’t time to go?! its friday and i’m not really appropriately dressed. i have on a sweater…that i’m wearing as a dres…but who gon check me?!
Well will somebody get to
@ choco Im working on it just be patient and keep the camera rolling
*staying noticeably (sp) absent from the fluckery*
pinches HIS booty cheek and proceeds to run my hands across…..
“now tell me more about how ur not a lesbun shugah *lifts ur chin with my finger*”-HIS, at Peach
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I think Peach is just a lil confused. Give her some wine to clear her head.
**slides drink over to His**
@Candi, lets have a slumber party shall we?
we can watch Howard the duck and make Jiffy pop… oh and lets play “I declare war” u have cards right? ok and we will also swap Babysitters Club books, I have 1-27 on my person..
ALBoy says:
@ Peach the ladies are going to win this good richard so you can be nominated through me and i’ll slip you this grand prize
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And how do I get nominated?
*slaps and kicks the CHIT out of MAN because obviously he doesnt know any better*
Care to recant that comment d!ckwad *taps foot*
@Harlem…u better not have on any clothes right bout now.. *licks lips*
He doesnt know any better bew, get his ass!
i have a hello kitty onsie with footies, my hair tied up in a ribbon, pixie sticks, candyland board game, mall madness, and *whispers* some wine coolers (we not old enough to drink)
@Al
Im just watching today babe won’t be holding camera but do get your party started just stick with one today okay
His_Mommy623 says:
@Candi, lets have a slumber party shall we?
we can watch Howard the duck and make Jiffy pop… oh and lets play “I declare war” u have cards right? ok and we will also swap Babysitters Club books, I have 1-27 on my person..
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CAN I COME I LOVE I…DE..CLARE…WAR!!!
Care to recant that comment d!ckwad *taps foot*
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if he cared about his testicles he would
@HisMommy, ok, Im not a lesbian but I like looking at beautiful woman. Don’t think I could actually be in a relationship with a woman but I have experimented with my best friend. I think woman know what another woman wants… But on the other hand, I like the feeling of a big hard dyck while get tongue kissed down by him. Make sense?
Oh you already nominated you just have to accept Your Prize
@MISS
What???? Why I got hit???
Why would I have on clothes thats dumb not when I am about to……
*slaps MAN upside his head with a club*
Dont go putting her with NOBODY you HEAR me NOBODY. You have just been given a
@His
I loved that stupid azz movie when I was too young to know just how incredibly wrong it was for an alien duck to fluck a human woman.
Since then I’ve spent the occasional odd moment wondering just how they did the do. And if she would lay eggs…And if the babies would look like their mom or their dad…*
*My mind isn’t completely twisted, only slightly sprained.
Peachpussycat says:
@HisMommy, ok, Im not a lesbian but I like looking at beautiful woman. Don’t think I could actually be in a relationship with a woman but I have experimented with my best friend. I think woman know what another woman wants… But on the other hand, I like the feeling of a big hard dyck while get tongue kissed down by him. Make sense?
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I GOT THIS ONE MAN….SO PLEASE GIVE US DETAILS OF SAID EXPERIENCE WITH BESTFRIEND AND ARE YOU GUYS STILL EXPERIMENTING? WE’LL WAIT
Don’t think I could actually be in a relationship with a woman but I have experimented with my best friend. I think woman know what another woman wants… But on the other hand, I like the feeling of a big hard dyck while get tongue kissed down by him. Make sense?
it does now sooo umm care to elaborate on the experiment with the girlfriend 
I’m Choco by the way 
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@PEACH
“ok, Im not a lesbian but I like looking at beautiful woman. Don’t think I could actually be in a relationship with a woman but I have experimented with my best friend. I think woman know what another woman wants… ”
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I see… Now, go on about this experimentation that you speak of… Exactly what happened?
**sliding more wine**
@Candi, yes yes yessss
um Thicks, as IF u need an invite!
@Peach, i understand…ur well on ur way tho
DAMN ME, CHOCO AND MAN SAID THE SAME THING…DOES THAT MEAN I NEED HELP
**wipes tear**
You ladies are starting to see the light!
@PEACH
Did you and your best friend keep all of this a “secret????”
I’m confused… So His and MissH are **gulp** together?
I didn’t know. **pushes His away** I can’t have an ecrush on you because you are attached.
Hey Choco!
@yso… that duck needed the gushy..let him live
and dayum Peaches comment got niggas nosey
*sits indian style*
@MISS HARLEM
“*slaps MAN upside his head with a club*
Dont go putting her with NOBODY you HEAR me NOBODY. You have just been given a warning:
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My bad… wasn’t tryin to get them together or anything.
I was just trying to help out Peach while His spoke to her. 
I respect yall relationship.
@Greatness
Yes. Yes it does. But we all need help sometimes. :hugs:
(cues Bill Withers’s “Lean On Me”…)
@peaches, dnt push me away….i’m sensitive chile
@PEACHES
You need to put up a REAL pic. Do you like the lady in the gravie?
Too many drinks New Years Eve night/morning. Her then boyfriend taped us so there’s a tape floating around. Can’t run for President or no shyt like that now (or maybe I can) cause the tape will resurface Im sure.
*breaks the wine bottle over man’s head* KEEP ON
I like the feeling of a big hard dyck while get tongue kissed down by him.
Smang much?
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@ Peach and this is where i come in
I have a feeling Google is about to crash with searches for Peach’s tape…
@Man, I can’t put up a pic. My whole office reads this blog and a few of my friends too.
The girl in my gravi reminds me of my best friend without the long hair & shyt, She’s pretty
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PEACHES
You need to put up a REAL pic. Do you like the lady in the gravie?
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whose gravi..
whats the topic of discussion …i’m back from lunch
@PEACH
“Too many drinks New Years Eve night/morning. Her then boyfriend taped us so there’s a tape floating around. Can’t run for President or no shyt like that now (or maybe I can) cause the tape will resurface Im sure.”
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**slides some more wine to Peaches**
We see… and has it happened since with her or anyone else?
@CANDI
**rubbin head** I ain’t goin say nuthin else!
**head nod at Ace… take over for me dawg**
Peachpussycat says:
@Man, I can’t put up a pic. My whole office reads this blog and a few of my friends too.
The girl in my gravi reminds me of my best friend without the long hair & shyt, She’s pretty
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You got the whole office on SR..??? How you suppose to talk chit about co workers when they all can see your bizness?
feel free to send self portrait to aceswildnc @ gmail . com and receive an official voting ballot in return… *cough*
CANDI thanks I know you got my back
PEACH you have just became my fav. A bish understands R-E-S-P-E-C-T gots to love that
*chops off MAN hand with a machete you forgot I am west indian and have those handy. Dumb motherflucker*
@MISS
Why are you attacking me and choppin off my hand and stuff?
I didn’t try to get @HIS with her? I was just askin Peaches questions to get to know her!
@PEACHES
“Peachpussycat says:
@Man, I can’t put up a pic. My whole office reads this blog and a few of my friends too. The girl in my gravi reminds me of my best friend without the long hair & shyt, She’s pretty
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You got the whole office on SR..??? How you suppose to talk chit about co workers when they all can see your bizness?
feel free to send self portrait to aceswildnc @ gmail . com and receive an official voting ballot in return… *cough*”
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and to JCSTANSB @ GMAIL. COM
… so I can give you instructions on how to vote! Ace said my ballot was filled out correctly and chit.
*puts on my single and ready to mingle baby tee and sequin boy shorts*
@PEACHES
**snatches last glass of wine out of your hand**
Ok young lady. I think that’s enough to of that.
Uhh-ohhh @ Candi and Man.
Alboy, what is smanging?
@Ace, no, I can’t talk shyt cause then they will know I’m talking about they asses.
@Man, no, it has not happened again since.
MAN dont act all innocent all that passing wine and chit
and 
. You may respect me now after I chopped your hand off
Peach
Banging and Smashing= Smanging
is that what it takes to get respect up in this b1tch?! i gotta chop body parts off?! TRY ME ONE MORE TIME!!!!
@ Peach smashing and banging You tube Young Humma Lemme Smang It
If yall women was all naked there would be a whloe lot less anger and animosity
“*puts on my single and ready to mingle baby tee and sequin boy shorts*-CANDI”
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**throws big black blanket over Candi so no one can see anything!**
@ACE ARE U SUGGESTING SOMEBODY SND U A PIC??
JOIN ME DON’T PUSH SEXY HIS
IM BACK BISHES WHAT HAPPEN WHO GOT
@PEACH I CAN LICK AND KISS ON HARLEM AND HIS AND THEY BOTH UNDERSTAND THAT IS OUT OF LOVE AND CARE
@Al
So get undressed or do something
@Laker Im still a little new so I cant intrude in the orgy just yet
@AL WISE WORDS **TAKES ERRTHANG OFF EXEPT FOR SOUR WORM THONG NUMBA 2**
@LAKER
” I CAN LICK AND KISS ON HARLEM AND HIS AND THEY BOTH UNDERSTAND THAT IS OUT OF LOVE AND CARE JOIN ME DON’T PUSH SEXY HIS”
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You are so nice and considerate!
I think Peaches would enjoy a little of this:
**hands Laker a glass of wine**
His we need to have our slumber party now! I need to vent. i’m bringing smirnoff ice wine coolers so we can get tipsy and prank call people!
LETS MOVE THIS FIESTA TO THE NEXT POST THIS BISH IS FULL YALL FOLLOW THE SOUR WORM TRAIL ME AND PEACH LEAVING BEHIND
which one? the medical minute or out and about one?
MOVING TO THE USHER POST NOW DAM IT
Relocating To Cbreezy post
too funny. 35th bday. crazy.