Former Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland caused a near-riot when she stepped out of the Westbury hotel in London on her way to attend the MTV Staying Alive Fundraising event last night. As you know, 28-year-old Kelly is a bigger Superstar in London than her former band mate Beyonce Knowles. Every move Kelly makes is faithfully documented by adoring paparazzi and fans who are tired of Bey’s diva antics. Good for K-Row!
Rev Run’s daughter Angela Simmons, right, also attended the event. But no one recognized her without a bikini on. j/k. I’m still patiently waiting for Allen over at UpscaleHype.com to identify the maker of Kelly Rowland’s hawt trench coat. I need that coat in my life.
Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images Europe
Some women can rock short hair, Kelly is one of them. I get tired of 50 # of weave.
whats good people its friday and im gonna party until monday morning…vampire life this weekend
Angela looks like her daddy with a bad Beyonce throw-away wig on..
Kelly is just fab…I love that under-rated heffa!
Makes me sad that Kelly had to go alllllll the way across the ocean to be a starah….She already had to share her real daddy with the Knowles sisters…..

NOW AND DAYS KELLY HAS AN INTERESTING LOOK ABOUT HER–LIKE SHE IS HAPPY ABOUT LIFE. SHE DEFINITELY LOOKS GOOD WITH SHORT HAIR
Kelly is a gorgeous african american woman and she knows it her makeup is always on top they never put too much on because she dont need all that!
Venessa on the other hand look a mess wassup w/ this 40 yr old look them shoes is somethin that my grandma had me tryin to find the mate to in her closet the other day LOL
Angela looks like her daddy
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Down-sinder (ish)…..boff of ’em….
LMFAOOOO @ Sandra …the only place where Kelly is a bigger star than Beyonce is in her dreams….
But Kelly looks good. Damn thats a pretty woman. Angela looks a little off. Maybe it’s the hair…
@Kdub, I dun spoke 2 u in the otha post woman!
how yew dern?
His_Mommy623 says:
Angela looks like her daddy with a bad Beyonce throw-away wig on..
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LMFAOOOOOOO…..I dont think she looks that bad. LOL. She jus looks a little……. off???
HEY @ His….I didn’t see you love….
:wave: HAPPPPPP-EEE FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!
hmm Mr. Blu,
have we met? *straightens posture*
@K-Dub
*tears* that KDub sho do know how 2 make a bish feel comfy bout going to heyul 2gether!
Angela looks a little off.
She jus looks a little……. off???
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Like she has an extra chromosome. Its okay…you can say it.
Ewww!
WTF happened to Angela?! Angela really be struggling to find her niche! She..I just dunno…..
That outfit and that hair is a super-duper-hell no! She aged herself by like 20 years! Stop!
She needs to start taking makeup/hair tips from her sis or something. I always thought Vanessa was the cuter one anyway.
And that dress is ill-fitting! Angie!!! You know better, doll!
Mr.BluPhi says:LMFAOOOOOOO…..I dont think she looks that bad. LOL. She jus looks a little……. off???
I don’t know how to do the fancy crossout thing but I would replace off with old. That color washes her faceout and honestly the girl ain’t as cute as she thinks she is. I wouldn’t invite her to a cookout. She doesn’t seemtobe any fun.
Angela has alot of chin up thurr… >_<
Hey PSP!
:rof: @ Angelas chin not getting a cookout invite..
On another note- Kelly is EFFING GORGEOUS!!
I always thought she was beautiful!
His_Mommy623 says:
Angela looks like her daddy with a bad Beyonce throw-away wig on..
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For a quick second I thought that was Justin Timberlake holding the door.
Kelly boo, can you let me know when you are back in the A bc I’ve been trying to bump(and grind) into you?
so y’all just gon leave me huh? #rude
*throws the bottle of tequila against the wall (after i drank it all)*
kelly cause a near riot?
must not take much over there
Oh and okay
@His you know EXACTLY what I mean…. We’ll be picking sides for the softball or doggeball game and she don’t wanna play.. fine then, you go in the kitchen and start mixing lemonade and wonder punch and she talking abut she a guest,. oh okay cool can you help the little kids fix their plates and she holler she dont babysit… and on top of it all she showed up empty handed. I know you know what I mean…
kelly looks beutiful and angela looks like an overstuff burrito….im out yall
@candi (Comment #25)
Yeah REGARDLESS of HOW She LQQKS… She’s Kinda BLAND To ME 
Choco! Whassup girl? Big Plans for the weekend other than your usual plan for the weekend…
why ya’ll tryna make me play the Sims2??
<<<<<<<<<<<<<Has not been productive at all today!!!!
@Laker
See you later for that massage
angela looks like an overstuff burrito….im out yall
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@PSP
The USUSAL 
me either, but i had already decided as much when i showed up to work today. i don’t like to work on the fridays that aren’t my friday off
I like Kelly but she just isn’t on Beyonce’s level (talent). She is beautiful though and her skin is to die for. She was great in the group but by herself… #epicfail
And Kelly singing live
@his going to go pay this here car note my other debts

@alex
Angela needs to find the nearest salon to fix that dry half colored mop on her head. She looks H.A.M.
Kelly….she bores me
Hey folks!
Kelly looks great! I think Bey’s okay with Kelly being the bigger star (though I’m sure that’s exaggerated) in London since it’s population is 8 mil…Louisiana alone is 4.5 mil #justsayin
@Laker
bew!
have fun giving away ur money lol
@Alex, none of us ever are
im surprised any of us have a job after fuggin with SR
Kittayyyyyy MEOW!!!! *climbs in ur lap*
Civil, where have u been, my chocolate tastykake?
i feel like taking a nap under my desk
I wonder if Kelly and Beyonce are even cool with each other anymore?
@Candi and His
But when I clock out it’s 
I start off all crunk bc it’s Friday and by 7:30 I’m already over it.
i can’t mean! its soooooo boring. why the fudge am i even here?! #rude
*takes a shot of everclear to wake up then twirls around in a ‘virgins do it better’ baby tee* :wave:
@Kitty PLEASE act out right nao!! a btch is about do something drastic cus i’m dying here!
*puts a custom made “Candi is my sunshine” duvet over my bff whiles she on the floor under her desk* lol
Once again too much work on a non-payday friday!
<<<pissed
Anywho, AFTERNOON FAM! I need a drank!
Hey Civil
*gets fire extinguisher*
Candi ur lying ass baby tee has caught fire on ur bawday bew
Hey Mean Hey Civil
C-fuh-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hey bewski
HIS! How you doing?
***looks at boobs*** looks like you’re doing fine!
*back from lunch and full*
*drops down and does 3 1/2 crunches to get my 6pack*
Heeeeeeeey ya’ll
who’s lying?!
#pureasthedrivensnow
Hey Alex & Choco…how’s this wonderful Friday going?
@His I need a better post. I feel like ackin up anteeways today!
@Candi please pour me a shot of that Everclear so I can take it to the head.
@CFree
*shimmies* Yes Civil, I’m just grand
*quick fondle* OHoneys bizzack!
3.5 crunches tho!? lol
my abs hurt too. there’s no good aerobics class tonight so i will do kickboxing booty core and bootylicious buns 2 on exercise tv at home
HISSS!!!
what it do shawty!
<<<pool palace, what ya'll know bout dat!
#PureAsSnowThatHasBeenDrivenOver
@CFREE
Heeyyyyy BABY !!!
@civil
Whaddup CUZ …
see that’s what i’m talm bout @mean! *pours everclear in a beer mug to the top* here’s ur shot!
His_Mommy623 says:
#PureAsSnowThatHasBeenDrivenOver
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#rude
@Mean, This post is all u need bew…
*sits back and waits for Kittys fckery*
@CFree, oh u going back a cpl years with that dance lol
@Civil
Just waiting on the workday to wind down
@Candi
You like to work on the booty I see. Nothing wrong with that.
Hay puddin @MEAN
*stanky leggin in Candis direction*
You know I’m teasing bew! I know u knit and make boots for cold puppies n chit
lol
CFREE says:
HISSS!!!
what it do shawty!
<<<pool palace, what ya'll know bout dat!
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*goes to find my throwback cd*
@His
Naw we haven’t….Im Mr. BluPhi…u kno….LOL. Nice to meet you
*calls EMTs for Mean*
Candi been tryna kill er’one today..
@Civil: YASSSSS!!!! I absolutely died when she made that face. She looks scared for her life. If that big azz grizzly woulda jumped in my face, I woulda looked the same way.
Yes CandiB 3.5 cause halfway through that last one I was like fluck it I’m fine anyway
#ConfidentNotConceited
OH hi there MY LEO love thang
*shines up halo* long as u recognize *packs up a box of sweaters i knitted for the abandoned kitties and puppies in detroit*
*shakes BluPhis hand*
How ya dern n all? I’m the most angelic and amazing person on this site *flips hair*
Hey Erebody!!
I’m ready to go home!
LIES
let Ohoney ignore a bish again *digs in purse*
I’m the most angelic
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*moves aside before the lightning strikes*
*drops down and does 3 1/2 crunches to get my 6pack*
chit clue a bish in
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For real tho
@Civil
Im good hun thanks
MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I spoke to you DAMMIT
@Candibfly
Whats the questionnaire? I didn’t get the welcome packet?
Boogie oogie woogie!
I wanna go home too!
*hands Alex DJ Jelly A-town mix cd*
@Candi: Get P90x. That shyt aint no joke. I started yesterday and I don’t think I will be able to make it the rest of the 89 days. I heard people say it wasnt easy but I didnt think you would need EMS personnel on standby when working out to it. No maam Pam.
candibfly says:
I’m the most angelic
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*moves aside before the lightning strikes*
#ignantbish!
(yo shirt still on fire tho)
HIS whatchu talkin bout? I’s not ignoring yew
and unless you diggin in that purse to hand me my glass MAC lipgloss that you purchased for me while you was in the mall…….
@E…what’s good CUZ?
@His’ boobs = motorboat material
@Alex…I’m doing the same. Watching a movie at my desk to drown out the weird yt girl who talks to herself….
@Mean, I know (I mean KNEW) about 567 ppl who have died from that damn p90x
*folds arms, and taps foot* sideyeN Choc & Candi
i mean 
CFREE says:
*hands Alex DJ Jelly A-town mix cd*
Bend your knees, rock your hips, do the poole palace
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@mr blu just give us some tidbits about u. i don’t remember the specific questions (someone help me out) but its like:
age,
marital status,
kids?,
which celebrity u stan for,
which SR member (besides me) is ur favorite,
and whatever else u want to let us know
I’m the most angelic and amazing person on this site *flips hair*
& now
(buried with a bottle of Jose)
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@CFREE
Watch me do the Southside…the Southside YEAH!! LOL!
@CFREE
Watch me do the Southside…the Southside YEAH!! LOL!
@Ohoney…only if I can apply the gloss for you *bats lashes*
@Civil, C’mere
@mean that sounds like too much. i just want to go to the aerobics class, shake my azz to the beat, and then go home!
@Civil
Watching a movie at your desk?????
I’m watching tv…but at home!!
@OHoney
And MORE Damn LIES
And the WINNER of Most Angelic between @candi & @His (Sexxy-Mama…) IS… Opens the envelope… WAIT (There’s NOTHING in This Envelope…) Ohh There’s a HALO Receipt for Repairs that have been Done
P90X…what is that please?
cfreedom! *cartwheel, back handspring into the splits, gets up and makes (or tries to at least) it clap for 8.6 seconds*
@Candi: How long u been doing aerobics?
Elove you see what I did there? Glad someone noticed
Yeah BluPhi, come on with the details since ur new member #1.
And the WINNER of Most Angelic between @candi & @His (Sexxy-Mama…) IS… Opens the envelope… WAIT (There’s NOTHING in This Envelope…) Ohh There’s a HALO Receipt for Repairs that have been Done
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whyyy must i cry?

@Candi, u forgot to ask him, “Don’t ya think His_Mommy is the most wonderful human being on this site?”
I also prepare meals for Meals on Wheels and I make sweater dresses for skrippers in the A so that they may be warm when traveling from the pole.. Yes I know, I’m a gem
@civil
Chilling Now but It suppose to snow for the next several days (UUGGHHHH)
*wonders who was driving Candi’s snow though*
*folds arms, and taps foot* sideyeN Choc & Candi
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See booo you spoke to sooon cuz I was just about to scream your name like this CFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Boogie: Its this new workout thing that everyone is doing. They say that if you do the regiment for 90 days you will have a hawt body complete with muscles and abs and shyt. Its hard as hell tho.
Oops,
@Alex…iPhone movies. I could pull up youtube but I ain’t tryna get warned!
@mean welllllllllll i just started back working out this week (after my fav jeans said bytch pls when i tried to pull them up) so all of 3 days
before that i did classes and also kickboxing and boxing at LA Boxing
I have a Angelic Brooch that wear with all my outfits
do they have a P30 or P45 or something? i need to start off slow.
@E…I wish some of that snow would make its way down here! It’ll be in the 70’s this weekend :rollseyes: I like the cold!!
His no you may NOT apply my glass.
Thank you Mean….I will just stick to my “Sweating in the Spirit” workout DVD!
@Civil
I see
@Ohoney, well then theres NO DAMN LIPGLASS IN HERE!
#DenialIsNOTKayute…ju love me and ju know it!
@ BOUGIE & ALEX, I wud like to formally introduce myself. I am Cfree (shakedanceextraordinaire) Nice to meet ya
@His u talkin bout that broach u bought from the deaf lady for $2 the other day
@Mean…I did the P90X Ab Ripper workout once. Jesus had to pull me up off the floor…
candibfly says:
do they have a P30 or P45 or something? i need to start off slow.
that’s how I feel
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Boogie says:
Thank you Mean….I will just stick to my “Sweating in the Spirit” workout DVD!
and where did u find this dvd, may I ask?
did Redeemed let u borrow it??
Wassup Choco
@Candi…I believe Insanity is 60 days, but it’s harder than P90X
@Mean
I HEARD some YT Dudes talking about that and they said they ALMOST DIED from doing that workout… They couldn’t EVEN Last 2 weeks
@candi @His
SHE needs to UPGRADE from that “Made in China” model
Not feeling the Bey look on Angela at all! Kelly looks adorable.
@Civil is that you or Trey Songz in your Gravi. There is a slight glare but you look cute.
candibfly says:
@His u talkin bout that broach u bought from the deaf lady for $2 the other day
Yeah the one I purchased while u were “knitting” in the churchs parking lot…I never knew one could knit face dwn azz up
plz teach me bff!
Candibfly & Choco <<<my bish's I knew ya'll lub'd me
His your persistence is might dayum attractive
hello all.
*mighty
LMAO @ Candi. Girrrrrllllll I wish cuz I definately would buy that. I only been working out 1 day and umm I think that may be my last. I have a bad problem with starting stuff and then saying fuqq it.
CFREE says:
I am Cfree (shakedanceextraordinaire)
what an intro!
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bytch don’t hate cause i’m talented! *pops collar*
@Ohoney
*slow yet quick fondle*
U might be knocked up by the time u log off
@Kingstonn
hey purdiiful!
S/N: Did y’all hear about Ted “golden voice” Williams checking himself out of rehab? No one seems to be reporting on him any longer.
Sandra, any word of his whereabouts?
CFree what good baby?
@civil
CUZ… Yo Azz Lucky I’m not a “JUMPER” because I’ll come get you when it’s time to SHOVEL THE SNOW !!!
Hey Kingstonn
Rolling up in here all late
Now you know Bey doesn’t have any diva antics….
She will continue to be the International Pop Star she has groomed herself to be.
Kelly is a gorgeous woman. I am one of the people who purchased her album her in the US. I’m not to fond of the European style music she has been releasing lately.
Nice to meet you Mean…and to everybody else who I haven’t formally met….I’m Boogie..nice to meet ya’ll too!!
@ His…naw I haven’t seen Redeemed around these parts in ages!!
@Candi & Mean, that p90x is for crazy YT boys on steroids that scream for no apparent reason, not us regular folk
But I do Fluk wit Billy blanks facially challenged azz. My legs abs and rear are sore as hail as we speak
oh sugah, why would I hate on u!! I adore ur malarkey
(that wasn’t a knitting needle I saw sliding up n dwn in ur hands tho bew)
@mean i been 3 days this week and i’m already over it! i’m trying to justify it by telling myself “girl u already look slimmer”
What up Civil I tried that Ab ripper aint No Joke have you really thinking your abs are ripped away from the bone
I started Insanity this week if i live through it I will let yall know how it is
<—- me afte 15 min of insanity
@E: I’m telling u I believe it. When I was done completing a total of 15 mins of the 1hr tape (I couldn’t do all of that shyt he was trying to tell u to do), I laid on the floor got up, showered, and went to bed. It was only like 10 but I was tired. Now I’m sore as all get out. And keep in mind the things I did do, I know I wasn’t doing it correctly NOR did I do all the things he wanted us to do.
@Civil: That Ab RipperX is the devil and I refuse to do that again. Hell It hurts to breathe now.
@Alex: I need to borrow that DVD from you cuz I’m done with that working out shyt.
CFREE says:
@Candi & Mean, that p90x is for crazy YT boys on steroids that scream for no apparent reason, not us regular folk
#DeadWrong
#SoTrue
I have Turbo Jam..
#Goodwiththat
that lil white lady do NOT be playing hmph!
@civil that sounds just as bad. i will stick with bootylicious buns 2 on exercise tv :-/
@Brownsugar…thanks! Definitely me…Trey ain’t got shyt on me **toots horn** #kidding
Hey Kingstonn!
Alex, i always show up a good four hours late.
*smangs it* hey his!
Alboy! I havent seent you since u was kneehightoagrasshopper c’mere stud muffin
Candi when u coming to NY!?
we got “holy” plans grl!
@Mean
U give up? Maybe the second day will be better.
Cfree (shakedanceextraordinaire)
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SO DAMN TRUE
CivilEngineer says:
CFREE says:
I am Cfree (shakedanceextraordinaire)
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what an intro!
I take it you have not been to any of my shows
@Civil, lemme borrow yo scarf my “gals” are cold
@his i wanted to come in feb but it snows to fudging much there. perhaps the bring so we can strut down the street like carrie and charlotte in our paisley dresses
cfree!
*in my very best texan accent*
i haven’t seent you ’round these here parts in ages. :hug:q
I’m Mean (aka Kitty Pop/Mean Kitty/Mr.Steal Yo Man And Laugh About It)! I’m 26 my social is 111-222-3333 and I live in Atl. I’m the resident gay male boyfriend of this site to all the women and the DL lover for some men as well (j/k). I DON’T do hair, nails, or make-up. I talk shyt most of the times and I hate the plump singer known as “Dream”
I’m hungry, and I kind of want Red Robin for lunch..but I don’t feel like driving across the street.. *Calls down to security for a driver*
Love the ab ripper x…was able to get through thte entire thing without stopping after about 3-4 days.
After about a month- it got too easy so I let it go.
Haven’t tried insanity yet.
Ya’ll know Jillian Michaels? (The mean trainer chick from “The Biggest Loser?”) Bought her 30 day-shred, 6 week six-pack and No More Trouble Zones DVDs. Been doing her 30 day Shred for 12 days now- finally attempted my 1st day at Level 2 last night and was embarassed cause I had to take FOUR breaks!
Bish is a beast!
@ Cfree whats good baby I been around where you been at tho? You shaking on some other site aint you
I take it you have not been to any of my shows

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@Phrozen
I feel your pain so I had my food delivered
@E…
I don’t shovel, barely rake…if the lawn mower can’t pick it up then we up shyt creek 
@Al & Mean….yea I didn’t think abs were worth my life. I may go back to it after I can do 300 situps in a day or something
@Candi…that’s is a real show??
Marital Status : SINGLE as hell
Kids: about 150…..(Imma teacher tho)…but i have none of my own.
I dont really stan for an artist…my fav artists…I guess would be Jay and Bee. I can’t think of anyone else right now
And my fav SR member……….. CANDIBFLY…..
My dude @Civil we have’nt seen you in awhile..school must be back in session
How goes it??
@CFree: Maybe thats the problem. I don’t see how they do it cuz I can’t. They have this manly looking woman on the dvd as well and she does all that shyt with ease.
@CFree: Maybe thats the problem. I don’t see how they do it cuz I can’t. They have this manly looking woman on the dvd as well and she does all that shyt with ease.
ELOVE is it time for bullets? I think that is a valid question.
HIS are you dont acting delusional?
Mean Kitty says:
I’m Mean (aka Kitty Pop/Mean Kitty/Mr.Steal Yo Man And Laugh About It)! I’m 26 my social is 111-222-3333 and I live in Atl. I’m the resident gay male boyfriend of this site to all the women and the DL lover for some men as well (j/k). I DON’T do hair, nails, or make-up. I talk shyt most of the times and I hate the plump singer known as “Dream”
Shattap Mean!
Hey Phrozen
@Candi, hurry uppppp *makes a welcome basket* we have sooo much to execute *makes reservations everywhere*
@Cfree what kind of shows do you do?
@Mean
Ohh I DEF Believe YOU because these YT Dudes are really into that kind of Physical Fitness Activity and Their COMPLETELY DONE with that and AIN’T Thinking about going BACK TO IT !!!
@CFREE
YEP, YEP… That’s About RIGHT !!! Crazy-AZZ YT Dudes on ROIDS
Comment #142
And I DID hear about Teddy-Boi Being MIA (Real…)
@Mean
*color purple voice* it’s very nice to meet cha
MEAN!
do you like Manly Men? i saw this guy at school that i just want to ship to you!
Phro, Red Robin has the best strawberry lemonade. when you finally walk across the street, steal me a pitcher? i’m parched.
@Choco I feel you, they don’t deliver tho
@phrozen did u know u could get red robin free on ur bday? #ilovecoupons
@Kingstonn Of course
@His Waddap love?!
****Done with BluPhi****
@Harlem…I cant stay mad at u
*puts rifle away*
but i will kill u and DYMOND if I have too..
@CandiB these coupons are starting to look better to me
**shakes Alex’s hand** When did you become a member?
And my fav SR member……….. CANDIBFLY…..
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u do know that flattery gets u everywhere right?!
@ Civil Have you used an AB wheel those will let you know where you Ab Game really is no joke
I went to red robins last night *squeals*
ugh that bruchetta chicky sammich almost made me slap up mom’dukes and the onion rings! *faints*
@Mean (Comment #166)

I’m JUST F-ing
@Mean
You got any lez friends?
Kingston! They got me on lock at work recently, i get busy at least 4months out the year. I finally got a break
How you been dahlin! twerk sum for old time sake
I hate exercise machines that make u look like a raging retard while using them..
#random
@Al ab wheels are old school, i tried one recently, rolled forward and couldn’t roll myself back
@CFREE…
you must not do shows when I can browse
**hands scarf to His** be careful it’s soft cotton cashmere!
@CFree, no YOU twerk sum *gets my bills ready*
@Mean
Yesterday. Sandra left the gate open and I slid right on in.
@Mr.BluPhi what year you cross??
@Kingstonn: I LOVE MANLY MEN and I’m currently taking applications for a mechanic and a plummer. A ninja needs a tune up Michael Jackson BAD!!!!!! I have my feminine ways sometimes (most gay males do) but I can’t talk/date/screw a dude that is more feminine than me.
@Civil, put it on me! (the scarf of course) I’m angelic *side eye on Candi*
@ Candi they are old school but they work nobody likes them cause you cant cheat
You have to pace yourself only go out a little then bring it back dont try to go all the way down on your first try
@Mean, damn! i was gawn hook u up with my cousin David/D’shantae
@His
I love that sandwich YUMMMM!
@Phrozen
Whaddup Though Bruh and Help get @candi a Platinum HALO w/ An Automatic Adjustment Mechanism (On It…) And make sure it isn’t “MADE IN CHINA”
@ his

*cue travis porter*
make it rain trick, make it make it rain trick..
@ mean
a mechanic or plumber? ewwwww!
@his of course u are
that’s why we get along so well *goes to the innocent corner to bake bread to feed the starving pigeons of nyc*
@Mean shut yo mouth. Doin all this talkin boout bein with men!
You messin up my fantasy
that would be so wonderful. i ain’t had the ends to get a new halo. we in a recession u know!
@Phro…and you know it! On top of my job thinking I’m actually here to work…#thenerve
How you been man?
@AL…
something about balancing on a baby tricycle wheel just screams unsafe. I do P90X 5 min abs and some medicine ball stuff.
I still hate @Mean!
@His:
You should know I like masculine men. Me and ur cousin could be best friends though and talk about ppl 
ALBoy says:
@ Cfree whats good baby I been around where you been at tho? You shaking on some other site aint you
Mean Kitty says:
I’m Mean (aka Kitty Pop/Mean Kitty/Mr.Steal Yo Man And Laugh About It)! I’m 26 my social is 111-222-3333 and I live in Atl. I’m the resident gay male boyfriend of this site to all the women and the DL lover for some men as well (j/k). I DON’T do hair, nails, or make-up. I talk shyt most of the times and I hate the plump singer known as “Dream”
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You forgot “Female of the Year 2010”
@Choc isn’t it! *drools a bit*
@Candi, here put these new clogs I just made for the poor Irish river dancers in the corner as well…
*off to make new multi-colored hair extensions for my ATL skrippahs*
I work so hard
but not a baby tricycle wheel tho!
i think i will work out on tv again today. gotta get ready for the weekend
My BOO
Where you BEEN Baby (Softly RUBS your Knees & Thighs…) You ready for Your Foot Massage 
CFREE says:
ALBoy says:
@ Cfree whats good baby I been around where you been at tho? You shaking on some other site aint you
*holds chest and gasps* I wud never
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You Beetnot Shake some then :coffe:
His_Mommy623 says:

@Candi, here put these new clogs I just made for the poor Irish river dancers in the corner as well…
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@MEAN
This is my third time giving you a shout out
@Kingstonn:
@Civil: What I do?
@Mean Waddup bruh??
@ELove DONE!
@Civil The audacity…
@His…are you sure? You still have your bra on
They are looking for skrippers in Dallas for the Superbowl if anyone is interested. Make that money, don’t let the money make you.
@Mean, how bout my cuz Jason? he was Keleena for about 10 years but as of late, hes decided to be all manly n chit
#BeingHonest
@Ohoney: I can remain “straight” in your eyez. I told yall I’m the gay boyfriend on here.
@Choco: U don’t see me giving u a shout out…….check this post.
*off to make new multi-colored hair extensions for my ATL skrippahs*

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I fo swear Im having a private summer ova here DAMNNNNN!
@Civil I’m cool bruh,one day at a time…. I’m ready for restaurant week here in Charlotte… Currently trying to see how many places I can terrorize this weekend… #KlumpsStyle
@Mean
No answer to my question
@His Hell naw
:hugs: @ Mean Im working and posting and lurking all at one and still didn’t see
MUAH!
@Civil, I trust u to be a gentlemanly n chit
@Ohoney WHAT? they were tired of stomping around Ireland all barefoot n whatnot lol
*checks the p9oX off my birthday list, replaces it with a paisley print dress for when I go meet His and Candi*
*gets 50-11 million dollar bills from the barteder and waits for CFree (shakedancerextraordinaire) to shake something (gotta say it all like a pimp named slickback*
Whassup Phrozen? Somebody checked me yesterday and told me to leave you alone.. I’m still tryna decied if I’m gonna follow directions….
***peeks in to say HI to Mean, Kingston and CFREE***
His_Mommy623 says:
@Harlem…I cant stay mad at u *puts rifle away*
but i will kill u and DYMOND if I have too..
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***back to lurking***
I’m cool bruh,one day at a time…. I’m ready for restaurant week here in Charlotte… Currently trying to see how many places I can terrorize this weekend… #KlumpsStyle
Y did I visualize you eating like Rupscehia (Norbitt)
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FIANCE oh ok I def understand if you have to kill babe do you but please dont let it be me
oops @Civil, I trust u to be all gentlemanly n chit
much better
@PSP did they?? Who ??
PSP who checkin you boo
#IdontEatLikeThat
@Ace: Whats good boy!!!! I forgot I won that prestigious title.
**puts on my tiara that was on the shelf**
Phrozen1der says:
@Civil I’m cool bruh,one day at a time…. I’m ready for restaurant week here in Charlotte… Currently trying to see how many places I can terrorize this weekend… #KlumpsStyle
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That’s this week?
good thing i just got paid…
@Mean…do I need to copy and paste comments 166 & 200?? It’s a good hate
@phrozen, what’s restaurant week and how did I not get invited? Charlotte, huh. I’m about to call and check a cousin and his wife…
i justify my non working out with “if they don’t love u for who u are fvck em!”
then i go try to put on my jeans and
that usually makes me get back to working out
*fondles my luvmuffin Harlem*
I dnt want it to be u bew…u mean so much to me
@Dymond

@Candi
Just get you some pajama jeans
PSP! oh are u coming as well?
*changes reservations*
Its gawn be a smashing time
is there a rule that says on fridays 3:00 means 3:30 cause i’m bout to pack up and flip the bird to the heauxes
@Choco
Alex says:
@Candi
Just get you some pajama jeans
THAT lil infommercial slays me
I hope those btchs dnt think they are styling on a ho..
alex i died at the pajama jeans commercial when i first saw them. who the fudge told them those glorified jeggings were chic?!
pajama jeans?
Uhm, I think it was ardentphotog who said for me not to start when I poured out the man’s drink while he wasn’t looking …
Its 3p who freakin in here today
CFREEE start the show
Dymond His and Harlem all yall
one another at the same time
@Phro…what is a restaurant week and why did I just get hungry??
I try to keep this inner fatboy under lock and key!!
@His…always a gentleman
**puts camera away**
@Alex: I must have missed the question….been typing a lot. What was it?
@ACE Yeah it’s til the 30th..
@PSP It’s where all of the finest rest. have deals like 3 courses for $30 etc… they have it a few times a year…
EBABY yes Daddy I am ready
restaurant week, certain restaurants participate and have 3 course meals for a certain price (at least here in DC that’s how they do it)
@CivilEngineer I’ve been dying to let mine loose all week.. but refer to post #255 brodie…
@Choc, My FIANCE is only allowed to make out with Cha’bella and Candi
anyone else shall be tortured and stabbed accordingly
@Civil
Its like some nice restaurants have great deals like lunch for two for a reaonsable price or a 3 course meal at really nice restaurants for about 30 bucks SAWWWY Phro I get excited about restaurant week
@Phrozen. A fat lady lives inside of me and she just tried to come visit you. And I also wanna know are you and ACE real friends?
@His: Why did he all of a sudden change? I may need to investigate because if so….that will work for me.
i feel like starting some e-beefs.
where all the ugly folks at?
My FIANCE is only allowed to make out with Cha’bella and Candi
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i’m just now being privy to this information
@ HIs ….what i do?? Im still tryin to get in good with fam…
@Candibfly …yeah thats what my mama taught me, flatter the lady, and she’ll do anything you ask.
@Phrozen Im crossed Fall 2K4…ACE CLUB…lol.
YALL NUCCAs and NICCETTES neeed to act like yall know and speak to a BROTHER….
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
pajama jeans?
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Stretch pants that look like jeans so that they fit everyone. You should see the lady in the infomercial walking around like she the ish.
@civil
And don’t forget to TURN ON the Spy-Camera in your belt buckle
@Mean, I think he was tired of looking ridiculous
that nigga looked nan like a female….now he wanna drink beer and watch football n chit
#NiggaWhoYouFoolin?
@Mean
I asked if you have any lez friends here.
@ Kingston lmfaoooo
@His

Cha ain’t in here but yall are
THERAPIST!!!!!
@candi (Comment #265)
THAT’S Newz to Me TOO
Blame @Phrozen if I wind up stranded in Charlotte because I gained too much weight to fly back home!!
*goes to wash the Benz to head right on down Tryon this weekend…*
Hey Therapist
Yesssssssssssss Kingstonn GET the fuglies!
@Candi, oh I thought u knew sugah..
@Blu, I was tryna be all welcoming n chit FIRST! and u gawn say Candi is yo favorite…hmph!
#Offended
okay dang!! Hey The Rapist! *looks at O’Honey and giggles* Our bad!
*takes deep breath* HEY PSP, MEAN, CIVIL, PHRO my fav lil dr pepper member oh and ALEX ummm hun you new and all so I am gonna warn you nicely back off my fiance HIS mmkay other then that
Restaurant week is the chit!!! I put aside money for that so I can be nice and fat in all my glory.
Im sorry to say I have took an leave of absence, I haven’t had a drink in two weeks and ya’ll know us skippers need our controlled substances to make it do what it do
oh my dayum… hey Therapist..
s/n: anyone seen wonder woman lately?
LOL @ Kingston!
Hey Therapist!!
*thinks he might have to hit Betties Ford to see if he can gain a few haters*
And you get all this for $30 too?! Oh I need to book a flight…one way bc I may never leave
What’s up Therapist? (almost let the gubment name slip
)
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
*looks at O’Honey and giggles*
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Whats this about
had a meeting about ….nothing.. back now
LOL
what cha’ll talkn bout?
what up my nicca Choco in dis bish
make it do what it do
@PSP
Nah we dont
@Choco I feels ya!
@Civil Hit me up LOL!
@Therapist Waddup brodie!
@MrBluPhi I’m older Spr’03…
@Fiance, Alex does not fancy me bew… our love is safe
@Harlem
you see my messege in viv post?
@His:
That is what usually happens. These guys here in ATL look a hoot dressed in feminine clothes.
@Alex: I have a few. I have like 2.5 lez cousins (1 is bi but I think she is more lez than what she claims). You have any gay male friends?
@Miss
But what I do?
@O’Honey.. because The Rapist got all sensitive and we spoke at the same time.
@Ace Beatties Ford..My Alma Mater is on that Road… LOL!
Oh and Hey Sigma nooooooo we dont need no more ACE CLUBS in here all the ACE’S I know act #rachet see PHRO for the reasons why
@His
Why u say it like that?
THE RAPIST :hugs:
Oooooo I c @PSP
J
C
S
U
!!
@MissHarlem Waddap babes?!
Whassup Miss Harlem and where the hail is Dimps?
@Ace Fa sho!!!
@Mean
I know a couple. But bi chicks…
WESTSIDDDEEEE
Whaddup THERAPY
On the real tho, why the trainer at the gym said no drinking at all during the week so I had 2 watch the housewives reunion w/o my glass of merlot!
so this nig basically cut me off good food and licka 
*backflips into a pool of greygoose and sugarfree redbull*
@MissHarlem says:
Oh and Hey Sigma nooooooo we dont need no more ACE CLUBS in here all the ACE’S I know act #rachet see PHRO for the reasons why
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I know Harlem aint in this bish…..I talked to her in umpteen yrs. HEY BOO BOO
@PSP
Dimpz had to take Baby Deuces to the doctor for his check up..
*mumbles to self*
i KNOWWWWWWW that trini didn’t just say hello to everybody but me.
a nuh mi fi like it!
annnd i’m out. ready for the weekend
oopps wrong emoticon
*goes to michael’s to get more yarn to make sweat suits for the homeless here in dc*
ALEX just a warning you know how territorial us females can get so when I shoot you dont say you wasnt warned love
ACE no I didnt bc I am not feelin you but let me go over there now
@Miss
Your boo is safe with you
@Alex, excuse me! I’m Bi and I dnt take kindly 2 ur smiley of choice…hmph!
@Alex.. (no shade) is that you in the pic?
@candi
Enjoy Your Week-End PURE INNOCENCE !!!
alex u’ve just been threatened with bodily harm, ur officially one of us now
annnd scene. night!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bewski!!
Have fun “knitting” sugah..
ACE no I didnt bc I am not feelin you but let me go over there now
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Ace cute gravi but must I duck while saying so
@ His…awwwwww….well you’re my fav too. And thanks for the welcome. Imma give a special shout out to you in every post…
His what’s that gravi about?
Choco I complimented him on that gravi too! I didn’t duck though
#nevascared
u can’t have two favs
*crosses mr. blu off the list*
FLUCK this is why I suck at roll calls
KINGSTOOOONNNNN no babe I would never ever ever do that to yuh
*hands you curry chicken roti to make up*
THERAPIST heyyyyy
PHRO its about that time to add flava # 50 le go
MEAN my love machine how you doin hun
***marches back in confidently***
so glad that His and Harlem seem to have made up
totally off the subject, I added Ying Yang Twinz to my pandora and been popping my back out all day at work
whasup yall…this many comments no dranking, smoking, shaking, all around nakedness, nothing?????
***looks up to make sure this is SR, looks to bottom right of computer to check the time*** AND ITS FRIDAY AFTER 2P?? (cst)
@Blu, well thats one way to make me feel better! cus lemme tell ya, I was sallltyyyyyy
@His
I don’t mean any harm. That’s just not my preference. The one’s I run into are to wishy washy. Being with both at the same time works for some but not me. You can be attracted to both but if you’re in a rship it should be one or the other. Heck, no other chick either. Just my view.
@CandiB He’ll learn
@MrBluPhi
Just wanted to say Good Afternoon Yall!!!!
***returns to lurking***
@Princess
Yes, that’s me
@Ohoney, I just took this pic chile
@Dymond *digging in my purse* whats that coffee about? U CAN’T HAVE HER!!
LIES!!
@Alex, good thing i’m not wishy washy
but I feel u tho..
@Phrozen…. yeah you got me by a semester.
EBABY I know you did see that I was ready
harlemmmmmm
i haven’t had a roti in years!
send me some through email please?
@ Phrozen I meant a year and a semester…. my bad
@ HIS
oh this, just thirsty
@MrBluPhi Yeah cause I was about to
you hahah!! My first sons are your age (Sands)….
*sigh*
:eyeroll:
I can’t believe it ain’t 3:59 in the mufukka, yet!!! Bish- I’m ret ta go!!
*throws clock across office*
Imma give a special shout out to you in every post…
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Somebody don’t know the rules every female on here gets special attn or you get
WUTTTTTT :hugs:
@MissHarlem #Agreed!
*throws clock across office*
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Thanks that chit made me feel better cuz I stuck printing procedures 1000 plus pages
His, why u gotta go and that huh, why
Kelly is not more famous than Beyonce over here….Infact we make fun of her that the reject moved to London, she could not conquer America….none the less we love her n think she is beautiful…but she ain’t got nothing on Bey…and I am not talking as Beyonce fan.
@StillSaso today is my late night in the office..I’m here til 9PM…..
“Swing low,sweet chariot”…….
LIES!!
I don’t know y but this slays me and Im team #nevascared just don’t wanna have to hurt no one 
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^ do that
I’m soooooooooooooo bored again
@His
See, that’s why you’re not on that list.
Hey MissH…I missed that s/o!
@ ohoney
did i say he looked like Oscar or Grover?
Kingstonnnnnn girl IDK but I barely recognized him!
CFREE dont know if I skipped you but hey and WUT’S ass I see ya lurking
My BOO… I HAD to make sure the Drinky-Poo was Perfectly Chilled and I just finished cutting up the FRESH Fruit… The Honey-Filled Strawberries took a little time
Now come sit On Daddy’s LAP so I CAN start SERVING YOU BABY 
@Choco and I think you know that I yell it out LIES!!!
@OHONEY

ELove says:
The Honey-Filled Strawberries took a little time
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I knew my jar was getting low. This is not a community Honey jar
@His
Memba last time I said if anyone says their bored they have to come up with next OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
@Phrozen1der Have you been to a place called the Chicken Box Cafe in Charlotte? They have really good soulfood
What’s goin on in here?
@Awesome
Your gravi is menacing yet amusing
@OHoney
Ohhhh Honey (I’ll REPAY You for Your Eternal Kindness…) 
ELove says:
My BOO… I HAD to make sure the Drinky-Poo was Perfectly Chilled and I just finished cutting up the FRESH Fruit… The Honey-Filled Strawberries took a little time Now come sit On Daddy’s LAP so I CAN start SERVING YOU BABY
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***hatin***

*burp*
so since justin beiber has a movie coming out;
can i get one too?
they seem to be handing those out like Mentos.
OH hey everybody!!!! Yall show me so much UNSOLICTED love. hahahahhahha
*next time Imma shot this mofo up a la Columbine*
So what we talking about….
@Brown Yeah it’s not far from where I live..and it puts me into a food induced coma..
*burp*
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This ONE!
Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I ain’t starting no drama or anythang but I think my CUZ, @E, flirting with @OHoney on the #qt
…didn’t hear it from me though
@Therapist text a bruh so I know not to come in that day
Ahahahahahah no one’s exclusive in this piece
CIVIL its all good I know you gots lub for me
KINGSTONN girl you crazy I must eat that at least once a month
me and curry go way backkkkkkk
civil
kindly hop on a plane and meet me in houston.
thanks.
*fans self*
I like cheese…
#Randomfact
**stretches**
I guess I better go complete at least one task while I’m here…
@Civil u let me gubament slip and its *war* Jets vs Sharks…West Side Story up in here
@Phrozen1der That’s cool to know. My uncle and his wife own it. My other uncle owns a similar one here in the ATL. Same food. different name. My grandfather’s recipes.
@Therapist1911 You need some attention boo?
OH hey everybody!!!! Yall show me so much UNSOLICTED love. hahahahhahha
*next time Imma shot this mofo up a la Columbine*
Da Hail is that all about 
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LMFAO.
his.. you stoopid!
What’s to it @His
I come here everyday expecting to see your gravi and give myself some reason to drag myself outta bed each morning. Why you messing with my motivation?
@Phroz…so far u on my good side….alpha and all….but i ain’t texting you…you better stick and move….stick and move
oh don’t worry Civil (by the way, I’m Dymond…nice to meet u) MRLOVE has been admiring other females’ thickness (Dimpz) and beauty (Candi) all day….
but u aint heard that from me
***sick of phuckin coffee today***
#375 LIES
@Civil um…..um…
You got Trey Songz
@Phrozen
I was not about to get got.
I lived in Charlotte for about a month for work. They placed me in an apt in the hood with no locks on the windows and my door faced the woods. Someone got raped there the same day I arrived….snatched off the bus in the daytime. After they refused to put me in a hotel….I put in my notice.
@civil
… I’m JUST The Utmost Gentleman Humanly Possible 
CUZ…
#375 LIES
Instigating like chit
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ok, now that I’ve got some work done….what ya’ll talking bout?
@CHoco…I came in the room and spoke and nobody said nuffin…so I had to resort to extreme measure. NIcccas & niccettes starting speaking….next time I’m shooting it up
**books flight**
@kingstonn has beckoned for me
@Phrozen
I lived in Charlotte for about a month for work. They placed me in an apt in the hood with no locks on the windows and my door faced the woods. Someone got raped there the same day I arrived….snatched off the bus in the daytime. After they refused to put me in a hotel….I put in my notice. I was not about to get got.
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Well dayum! You made the right executive decision
@Brownsugar Small world Soror!
@Therapist You cool with me too minus the obvious
@Alex I dont know if I should laugh or not so i’ll say #NoLOL!
NIcccas & niccettes starting speaking….next time I’m shooting it up
they did that chit to me today
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I dont’ blame you
@OHoney
And MORE Damn LIES
*sashays over to DADDY* I love sitting on your lap there is always a PRIZE waiting for me
@Awesome, I dunno what I was thinking.. i sawwy bew
@Boogie
Not a damn thing soooo uhhh y don’t you start us off with some RANDOM CHIT yall newbies gonna have to be initiated or earn your rights to consort with us
*Awaits the SR sex tapes*
My poor FIANCE has those rose colored glasses on again..
Why the hail is this post at 400 comments?
(goes scrolling to see what happened in my absence)
My BOO
And IT GROWS Too !!! 
It SURE is A PRIZE (Waiting on YOU…)
His_Mommy623 says:
My poor FIANCE has those rose colored glasses on again..
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I wear those too. Daily
#TrueStory
@Phrozen
I can laugh about it now but then :nono:. I wouldn’t even come out after dark. My aunt lives there now..well in Matthews. I was supposed to come mlk wkend but all snowstorm canceled that. Gotta come soon…I need some Tony Roma’s in my life.
Hey @Dymond…we’ve never been properly introduced. I’m Civil, more like architect now but whatev…Sexual Chocolate if ya nasty
Thanks! @Brownsugar…don’t have me turning blue
@E…well I ain’t say it so
lol
Choc is a damn MESS!
@Alex I feel you, what side of town were you in??
So Awesome didn’t see me speak
Now you need to change your gravi cuz I have transformed you!
CIVIL & DYMOND is this true
I mean I did notice but thought nothing of it 
@ Choco….I heard that….well in that case, let me start off by saying…………………………………YA’LL MOFO’S BETTA START RESPONDING WHEN SOMEBODY BEING POLITE AND SPEAKING TO YA’LL AZZES!!!
how was that?
Ysoooooooooo! where ju been dollface?
Phrozen1der says:
*Awaits the SR sex tapes*
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MissHarlem says:
CIVIL & DYMOND is this true I mean I did notice but thought nothing of it
as if that would make u recognize REAL love..
@E no shade n chit
@His
You know how it is happens everywhere in life
*claps hands furiously and slobbers like a retard*
It was off of Tyvola Rd. It was at the end of an Industrial district. Can’t remember the street name.
THERAPIST get your mind right hun we spoke and I damn sure did and I dont even do roll calls HMPH
@ Choco….I heard that….well in that case, let me start off by saying…………………………………YA’LL MOFO’S BETTA START RESPONDING WHEN SOMEBODY BEING POLITE AND SPEAKING TO YA’LL AZZES!!!
how was that?
Well done MA now how freaky are you
SIKE
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Hey Awesome
Don’t think we have met.
@WCC I’m serious,all this talking and no pre-recorded flucking
<—50th flavor with a hint of "I thought ya'll were'nt scared" *Adjust platinum halo*
*puts hand on 1 hip and begins smacking my lips as I talk with grape bubblicious in my mouf*
@Therapist: I done said hey to you and u aint even speak back. I’m taking ur Sexiest SR Male sash away from u. Here I am carrying yo baby cuz u knocked me up during the afta party for the awards. Don’t make me call Maury cuz I know 4000% u the daddy (SN: I think?????)! U better speak to me and ur seed ninja.
Just playing…..Whats gud Therapist
@Alex Yeah, that’s is far as crap..
I stay in University…
FIANCE I do recognize true love I do
I know if my child dnt get his ass in this house! school been out for 45 mins….
Sup @Alex?
I didn’t see a copy of you e-packet…… care to fill me in?
I done said hey to you and u aint even speak back. I’m taking ur Sexiest SR Male sash away from u. Here I am carrying yo baby cuz u knocked me up during the afta party for the awards. Don’t make me call Maury cuz I know 4000% u the daddy (SN: I think?????)! U better speak to me and ur seed ninja.
Just playing…..Whats gud Therapist
SLAYED 
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MISS HARLEM….you are safe….u and ur 20 pearls!!! lol I’m just ready to dismiss these kids and hit the gym and get a haircut
Good Afternoon SR Fam!!!! Can’t play with yall like i used to got massa’ behind me dang I miss laughing with yall everyday!!!
I notice there are some NEWBIES Welcome!!!!
Mean is nvr gawn be shat!
@Fiance, u be letting E spread his TRUE love all over the board
@Al, how u dern this afta’newn?
school been out for 45 mins….
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Snowball FIGHT
@Awesome you actn realll shiesty
Hi Mean Kitty
@MissHarlem did your “Diggs Cousin” just spill the fact that you and I have relatives in Philly,and you never told me??? *Looks for inhaler*
THERAPIST wowowwowowowowowwowowo what an assestment is all I am gonna say
Alboy
you kill with that entrance so consistent
@ Harlem…you know it pains me to see you cry but YEAH PRETTY MUCH…it seems as if he is trying to play you and have all these other females on the side fainting at his smooth demeanor…you are special and should be treated that way…you should see what goes on when you’re not around and you know Civil wouldnt make chit up
***orders Harlem 4 dozen roses and 6 bouquets from edible arrangements***
from one friend to another…hope it makes you feel better
@Choco: Idk why Therapist is tryna play brand new. He knows I’m preg-ah-nant!!! Here I am looking like a tube of lard and his azz aint gave me NATHAN fo this baby!!!!! Ramen can’t feed me and de babi too! Done lost my Halle Berry figure and now I make Precious look like Calista Flockhart!
@His
*smiling uncontrollably with snot bubbles runnin down my face*
I’M SO HAPPY!!!!!
PHRO I dont know what you talkin about?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we do not have relatives in PHILLY however I will need to get to know them very SOON
What’s going on Choco girl!!!!!!!!!
I am going to have to figure out a way to get his azz from behind me so I can get my daily laughs.
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
Sup @Alex?
I didn’t see a copy of you e-packet…… care to fill me in?
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1. From the Sip but lives in the A
2. 29
3. No kids
4. Bey and Jay stan, plus a couple of others
5. Me is she
His im good baby How you? signed THE LONG WAY
Choco:
@Choco
I just been pokin my head in and out. How you is?
@Mean
Therapist is gonna a la Columbine you and your baby…
A lady here in Atlanta signed her son and some of his friends out of school and they went to rob a bank.
MEAN as usual hit it
DYMOND *in stealth*
What it do @ WCC!!!!!!!
@His: Now girrrlll u had told me to take him to the cleaners if he ignores me. And this ninja still aint spoke to me………he better be glad I’m preg-ah-nant!!!!
I can’t even be mad @ Dymond…
*gets shank out just incase* but tell her again bew
@Awesome, I do what I can sugah!
Hey Boss
Awesome all better now
and :hugs:
@Alex I was just reading that in the paper!!!!!!
A lady here in Atlanta signed her son and some of his friends out of school and they went to rob a bank.
Sike but damn we are some stupid azz mofos and @ Sandra don’t even co-sign 
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Im over America
Oh by the way HEY ALEX!!!!
How are you doing today??
Mean Kitty says:
@Choco: Idk why Therapist is tryna play brand new. He knows I’m preg-ah-nant!!!

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Exactly how my grandmother tells us someone is pregnant.
u right Mean… dnt let him play u…if gave u more than the usual u damn sho deserve respect
@Fiance, stealth WHAT?
**begins snatching Therapist’s ties off the hanger**
WELL Damn (And Double-DAMN…)
A TRULY Genuine STR8 Well-Endowed Brutha GETS NO LUV or RESPECT Anymore… JUST All Out Smear-Tactics to turn My BOO (Away from ME…)
I can’t believe she checked them out of school to rob a frickin bank that bish must have been desperate!!
@Boss
Tell him you want your desk turned around cuz you dont’ wanna see his face
Hey Bosstown, its been awhile since ur screen name popped up in hea!
must have been desperate!!
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Don’t you mean demented
Choco aka Hippie says:
A lady here in Atlanta signed her son and some of his friends out of school and they went to rob a bank.
Sike but damn we are some stupid azz mofos and @ Sandra don’t even co-sign
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Im over America
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And of course they got caught. But really, did you have to get someone else’s kids involved. If you want to ruin your child’s life, that’s on you. But if they were willing to go along for the ride….well, they probably didn’t have much going on in life anyway.
fcking
@chitty Kitty 
@Boss
I’m doing just fine. Almost clock out time….and this is late for me.
Not the Dookie Ties Mean ™ again

begins snatching Therapist’s ties off the hanger**


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at Dymond and ELOVE DYYYYYMOND is a trip
@ Choco…aw heffa you ain’t siking!! LOL!!
@Choco
What’s wrong baby? The old Choco would’ve took my greeting and ran with it….
@E, dnt worry Harlem is not gawn leave u…so carry on sugah
Hey @ His yes chile I am trying to shake this snitch I got sitting behind me now.
He must not know “snitches get stitches”!!!!!
@ Choco I tried to move my computer so he can’t see my screen but it didn’t work!!!
If he tries to throw me under the bus it is going to be on!!
Alex says:
A lady here in Atlanta signed her son and some of his friends out of school and they went to rob a bank.
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Please tell me they aren’t black??
@Alex
You know what when I do read about Im simply going to be amused instead of severly disgusted and annoyed
Therapist has been served!
4 real though SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO DO STEALK MODE ALBOYCPT GMAIL
@Boss
there’s got to be away other than you telln that mofo mind his effn business 
@Choco how about demented and desperate. She obviously doesn’t care anything about her childs future. What is this world coming to!!
@Alex lucky you. I noticed you said you live in the A that would be Atlanta correct??
Never mind, I just looked it up on AJC. Dam Stevenson high school. Gotta go call the hubby. bye yall.
@Al, forward that to me pls…My fiance and dymond are gawn get it!
FIANCE just sayin thank you but didnt want to draw any attention to me being nice nor did I want to upset you love
@MissHarlem
Aiight….
Like I said…you didn’t hear from me
but if I did say something then like Dymond said, “Civil wouldn’t just make shyt up” #hypothetically
Brownsugar1908 says:
Alex says:
A lady here in Atlanta signed her son and some of his friends out of school and they went to rob a bank.
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Please tell me they aren’t black??
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Unfortunately yes. Wearing purple shirts…just standing out like a sore thumb. I mean, why even send them to school? Or did they call you from school to pick them up to go rob a bank? I’m so confursed!
@ Brown yes unfortunately they were black.
@Mean the mother checked them out of school to go rob the bank and you are killin me with that picture when she was about to get her azz whooped by Nene as your Gravi!!!
@Awesome
that was biggest blonde moment I’ve ever had
SO UM boo where you be poking in at
and for realll take me there 
@Civil: Its so hard to find a good man now-a-days!!!! They will fuqq u and leave u preganunce (pronounce it just like it spelled like my grandma God rest her soul). I feel like one of them girls off of Teen Mom with them no good baby daddy!
**wipes first tie in booty…..color is green**
Back from being pimped, i mean working for my wages. What yall tombout

@Choco aka Hippie says:
@Mean
Therapist is gonna a la Columbine you and your baby…
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#NoRaeCarruth
@Mean
with you
I’m
@Boss
Yes. Well in Gwinnett so metro A
@Boss
Which is exactly y I wont get annoyed eff that chit I already have high blood pressure this bish make me wanna beat her azz in front of them kids!
Oh bew, I dnt rock rose colored glasses..dnt try to ELove me! Dymonds gawn have to e-DIE!
@Choco oh there is another way to tell him but I am trying to keep my job!!!!
I can’t stand him they just transferred him to my department!! UGHHHH this is the only day he is not here!!
I am just going to come in

WATCH OUT NOW I NEED TO GET TO MY SANDRA ROSE on Monday!!!!
Did You say no RaeCarruth
you wrong 
@Mean
Was the tie green before?
Its so hard to find a good man now-a-days!!!! They will fuqq u and leave u preganunce (pronounce it just like it spelled like my grandma God rest her soul). I feel like one of them girls off of Teen Mom with them no good baby daddy!
**wipes first tie in booty…..color is green**
Nasty mofo
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I promise you Therapist is gone whoop that azz
@Phrozen! ur going right to heyul
u dnt bring that funny shaped headed baby murker up!
@AlBoy
in an #UnLOL sort of way…..
@Mean get the fugg offline!
again
@Boss
WAITING FOR AWESOMMMMMMEEEEE
So Cant nobody hear me on the stealth mode stuff huh okay
I am NOT FUGGN WIT U MEAN!!! Damn tie wiper!
@His blame @MissHarlem for recommending I let my
<–Dr.Pepper ways loose 
baby murker up
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The baby lived looks just like him too
@Choco
@AlBoy I can’t do any of that stuff either bruh…
Oh my Ellen is on!
@Al I dont know how to
Does it even exist? Stealth mode typing I mean if it’s stealth it’s so fast you cant see the print
@Boss: Dont u love the gravi!!! When she made that face, I died. She was skeered out of her mind!!!
@Alex: In Gwinnett????? Hmm….I live in Gwinnett. I wonder did they drop any money cuz I need to find it.
THERAPIST ME AND U ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE LURKING I HOPE U READ THIS! YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS CHILE THAT IS YOURS EVEN IF I’M NOT COMPLETELY SURE ITS URS! I AM MS. KITTY “BOOM BOOM” POP. NINJA’S GO CRAZY OVER THIS KAT’S MEOW! I LEFT SOME VERY SPECIAL TIES FOR YOU TO WEAR. I BROUGHT IT AND U HAVE BEEN SERVED LIKE A PLATTER ON THANKSGIVING
@Alex OK I stay in Ellenwood (Southside)
@His I would love to but back to that keeping my job thang!!
I think he needs

but I can’t help his azz!!
I figured it out
@Mean…so he laid down and got you preggers then bounced? #typicalnigga
Let me call Tyrone for you…Erykah said he’s a good man
His_Mommy623 says:
Oh my Ellen is on!
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just clocked out and put my feet up to watch
@Mean
@AlBoy
@ His Cause you and I have a movie script to work out <—
@Boss, true dnt want u all unemployed n chit lol
@Al, did u 4ward 2 me ninja!??
@Alex: In Gwinnett????? Hmm….I live in Gwinnett. I wonder did they drop any money cuz I need to find it.
THERAPIST ME AND U ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE LURKING I HOPE U READ THIS! YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS CHILE THAT IS YOURS EVEN IF I’M NOT COMPLETELY SURE ITS URS! I AM MS. KITTY “BOOM BOOM” POP. NINJA’S GO CRAZY OVER THIS KAT’S MEOW! I LEFT SOME VERY SPECIAL TIES FOR YOU TO WEAR. I BROUGHT IT AND U HAVE BEEN SERVED LIKE A PLATTER ON THANKSGIVING
foolish I tell ya
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yep, lilburn is up the street. but i’m wondering if they even got any money. they didn’t seem too bright.
@Awesome: Nope…it was blue before
@Choco: He ain’t gonna do nathan to me. I ain’t neva scared with or without dis baby. Psst…..U got my back if sumthing pops off right?!?
@His and CFree: What did I do?
Mean Kitty says:
THERAPIST ME AND U ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE LURKING I HOPE U READ THIS! YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS CHILE THAT IS YOURS EVEN IF I’M NOT COMPLETELY SURE ITS URS! I AM MS. KITTY “BOOM BOOM” POP. NINJA’S GO CRAZY OVER THIS KAT’S MEOW! I LEFT SOME VERY SPECIAL TIES FOR YOU TO WEAR. I BROUGHT IT AND U HAVE BEEN SERVED LIKE A PLATTER ON THANKSGIVING
…I can’t breathe!!
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I swear…
I want MEAN out of my e-life!!
@Mean
You have got ballssss I tell ya
@Boss
When I first moved here I lived on the south side. When I left, my insurance company sent me a check refunding some of my premium bc they said this area was less hazardous.
His I dont have your email
@Mean
Yeah Ma I got your back
@Al, simpliinoochii at aol dawgs
FIANCE I am always tryna please you and you dont see it
PHRO
@His: Hey u said u wanna me to ack up today!!! I’m so ready to go.
@Choco:
U know I’m half way unstable….lol
@Therapist: I just felt like tripping today because @His told me to. We all know I’m playing. U cool so I know u understand. So please don’t take it to heart.
How do you read the stealth posts?
@MissHarlem
@ Awesome I dont know how to type in stealk just post blank but you just drag your mouse acroos the stealth post and its supposed to show up
@Mean, what DON’T U DO, Boy u do the MOST
How do you read the stealth posts?
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This is what you come back with when I asked you what you was poking
LMAO MEAN get yo azz out here lol!!! DAT AIN’T MY BABY…..it look kinda droppy……that’s DRAKE BABY!!!
So you just passin out emails all willy nilly and I never get a damn fwd
I just cant today
LOOK MAURY DAT BABY AIN’T GOT MY EYES OR HAIR….LOOOK. I ain’t touched that HOE
@Mean
you
Yes I do and this is why I
@Fiance, C’mere bew
@Mean, true, i did tell u to cut up today lmao
No love lost MEan….it’s all good. I was dismissing the heathens
@Therapist kick her azz for lying SIKE
TEAMNOVIOLENCE
@Fiance, I’m passing out my email so that I can read u and Dymonds stealth post! Ya’ll tryna creep and I will cut a bish
@Choco

It obviously didn’t phase you cuz you didn’t even know I was there…
@Al
It worked that day Sandra said something about it, but only her post…..
*sleepy
what’s stealth post?
@His
They’re having a top stud contest in the Chi…you think I should enter?
Who is this @Fiance person…..did I miss something. Someone else changed their name? Harpo who dat man?????
@Awesome
well maybe we need to try something else like Sutra 
@Harlem
did you have Al y don’t you and His share him
*throws half a cabbage at therapist*
Boooooooooooo! You know that baby look just like you!
#everymaurycrowd
@Alex
smh MEAN @Fiance is my bew Harlem, crazy… we ONLY won cpl of the year
HIS + angry smiley = ***back to lurking***
before i go….someone needs to email me all instructions on how to bold, italicize, scratch out, and all that chit also i need some nude pics (male and female welcome and no face shots needed in order to preserve anonymity) awhailnall@g m a i l
DONT BE STINGY SOMEBODY HAD TO TEACH UR AZZ HOW TO DO IT!!
@ HIS
boo, I am NOT trying to creep w/ Harlem…just saw she needed comfort and thought i could be there for her and she didnt say anything to me in stealth mode to cause you concern 
*throws half a cabbage at therapist*

Boooooooooooo! You know that baby look just like you!
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@Awesome: U tellin da truf!!! You ain’ts gots to lie Craig!!! Dis here baby is yers!!!
FIANCE stop actin like that I dont even email anyone
MEAN ummmmm boo you was at the awards me and HIS are together engaged
*throws half a cabbage at therapist*
Boooooooooooo! You know that baby look just like you!
#everymaurycrowd
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Kelly looks amazing. Angela needs a better stylist or a BFF that will let her know what not to wear.
My name says it all…
Special “Hello” shout-outs to Kwall, His, ChaCha, Man, Yso, Laker, Atty, Lipstick, Diamond, Al, and Kitty!
You all have made my days (at work) go by with a smile on my face.
Have a good weekend all…
@Choco
Thanks for the support
@His and Harlem: I forgot yall won couple of the year. My bad. lol.
I’m outta here yall. Yall be safe and strap up…..when u drive!!!
@ mean…there is something seriously wrong with u
BUT I LOVE IT!!! NEVER CHANGE!!
CHOCO I see you
I dont remember any of that at all however I will take up for my actions
@Alex

@Mean ditto boo
@ CHOCO…i really wanted to get it in with u today but i was too busy cawkblawking
next time babe 
***grabs harlems azz on my way out***
Bye Mean!!!
I came back to
my FIANCE
@Dymond u may fantasize if u like hunny…but do not TOUCH HER!

@Choco…imma cunt punt dat hoe
@Mean…nah kid aint nobody gonna run me away from this camp. You know how many crazys i deal with on a daily
IF Yall would do as much smangin as you do Hating it would be a better day for everybody
s I tell Ya We talked about PTI and that was it
aint that right Miss H
*waits 4 Harlem to check that bish*
imma cunt punt dat hoe
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So original Therapist Love It!!!!
Good night Dymond
Have a great wkend!!
His I’m tired of holdin my head sideways tryin to see you. Do you have a rotate button?
You r killing me His!!!
Come on Harlem before His
Mean is fuggin crazy…So
right now…
(that’s Manuel’s baby anyway)
Hey Yso what’s crackin??
:Cya:
But I loves it!! 
Hope everyone has a great wkend!! Time to hit the streets. While I’m out, I’m going to pick up me a piece. I see to being in this family means
Choco…imma cunt punt dat hoe

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@Dymond :hugs: and
BET NEXT TIME BOO!
Lol Boss i wasnt going for originality
Hey Bosstown.
Long time no post. :hugs:
@Ohoney, I was actually laying dwn in that pic bew
*quick Fondle*
why do people get so close to you when they’re talking when they KNOW they have a bottom row of teeth filled with gobs of plaque? ewwwwwww!
what y’all talm bout?
@Therapist “cunt punt” tho?!…..
I’m going to pick up me a piece
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Well alright then
@Yso girl I was just talking about how I have new people behind me and they likke to tell on people so I have had to watch my back round here.
How have you been?
@Therapist aka THE CHIT
Don’t sign dat birf certificate…
@Choco
A metal piece. But if that happens….Hey!!
@Boss
I been good. Fighting the winter blues. I HATE SNOW!
That Chic-fil-A Grilled chicken sandwich was like that…. Now,I’m drinking a snapple like my moms and grandma use to..Makes me feel like a grownup
#TweetMoment
@Yso I hate snow also that is why I moved to Atlanta.
mmm Chic-fil-A
phro
was it the number 7?
with the honey bbq sauce and bacon?
mmmmmm
@Alex
oh okay boo #GUTTERMIND
:/
So is everybody gone yet?
*blocks DYMOND’S hand*
ALBOY got that right we are PTI buddies they just straight up
‘s
@His
@Kingstonn Nah, it was just the grilled sandwich..We have one in our foodcourt at the office so they don’t do combos etc…
WAIT WAIT WAIT @Awesome done threw a cabbage at me on da Maury stage
@Phroz….lol it seemed appropriate
@Yso….I ain’t signing chit UNLESS Oprah tell me too, she my spiritual advisor
THERAPIST ever since I heard her say that I tell dumb bishes that Cunt Punt is classic
NOpe @Alboy… I’m here watching Divorce Court
@Fiance,
cause a bish was watching *puts shank away*
I shall BBM u later and check on u =)
PEACE FAM!!
I may get on when I get back home…Ya’ll should just stay online til then
@Therapist I’m not fooling with you
I struggling trying to figure out this stealk writing i cant figure it out this sucks WhereI Sandra Rose Rosey to the rescue SR bust in with black tights with a Pink Rose on the front Sorry Im trippin yall
@ His Wait Wait before you go…… THE LONG WAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
MissHarlem her delivery on that line is classic, I use it every now and then.
@Phroz….come on you my roll dawg lol
ALBOY clearly
FIANCE
till later
Divorce court them fools put all their business out
@ His I will hit you later <——
@ Miss H you know the sound that used to be on Wonder woman thats what i said out loud in my office when i typed that
but real Sandra Rose Help your boy out please
THERAPIST it sure was that made me love that song when I first heard it without even listening to the rest SIGH if people only gave her a chance LOL
Missh Its completly quiet with me and my boss in here and it just came out
@Therapist
SEE you Miss H ucnstgtit Let me know whats up on PTI
I’m over here preparing taxes and chit and ya’ll goin ham in the bich…
YsO
burn this post down …
Im bout to get out of here holla at yall time to hit the heavy bag till Tuesday People peeeeaaaccce
@ Ace how do you do stealth mode when you can read the writing?
Where Tink Tink …
i need some damn paper clips for these damn forms i gotta mail off monday.
(sees the YSO signal beaming over SR land)
I’m here. What y’all need?
LOL, @Civil, you were compared to Trey Songz?! That little man could never!
@ MissHarlem
Naw, Im a nice Ace…. i dont suffer from the “short man” syndrome
@MrBluPhi are you indicating that I do????
*Prepares hands for thunderclap*
@phrozen……nawwwwwwwwwwww….lol. Im jus sayin i don’t. No implications lol
@MrBluPhi Ok, then #Asyouwere….
<–Dr.Pepper 1,914 flavor….
(does a drive by cleaning by tossing molotov c o c ktails at this post and making a quick getaway)
On a natural sexy scale. Kelly beats all the Destiny’s Child chicks hands down!
Beyonce is sexy when she’s made up, but Kelly is just au natural.
Why did the industry make Esmee Denters look like a hoe….she has so much more to offer. Her YouTube videos are the bomb without all that and all of that and all of that! In my Nicki Minaj annoying nasally voice.