British pop singer Adele, whose sophomore album, 21, just went platinum in America, graces the cover of Rolling Stone magazine this week.
In the cover story, Adele gave serious thought to our infatuation with her weight — and why she always sits when she sings. Adele matter-of-factly said she’s quite happy with her current size and she has no intentions of dieting or exercising any time soon.
Adele made no excuses for her weight. She said she loves eating sugary foods, and her weight gain is an acceptable side effect of her high caloric intake.
She said: “My life is full of drama and I won’t have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like. I don’t like going to the gym.
“I love my food. I like eating fine foods and drinking nice wine,” she said.
Then, in an apparent dig at singers Rihanna and Beyoncé — both of whom can’t seem to keep their clothes on — she added, “Even if I had a really good figure, I don’t think I’d get my tits and ass out for no one.”
Adele also reflected on her debilitating stage fright and her Stan-like worship of American singer Beyoncé.
“I’m scared of audiences. One show in Amsterdam I was so nervous I escaped out the fire exit. I’ve thrown up a couple of times.
“Once in Brussels I projectile vomited on someone. I just gotta bear it. But I don’t like touring. I have anxiety attacks a lot.”
“I was about to meet Beyoncé and I had a full-blown anxiety attack. Then she popped in looking gorgeous, and said, ‘You’re amazing! When I listen to you I feel like I’m listening to God.'”
“I went out on the balcony crying hysterically, and I said, ‘What would Sasha Fierce do?’ That’s when Sasha Carter was born.'”
Adele’s sophomore album, 21, soared up the charts in America to become the first platinum-selling album of 2011.
21 is also the most downloaded album in history on Amazon.co.uk.
She said 21 was inspired by her devastating breakup from her former boyfriend.
“He was artistic, but not romantic. We’d just bicker over a cup of tea or the fact that my lighter wasn’t working,” she said. “He made me an adult and put me on the road that I’m travelling on.”
I love her album! But PLEASE! don’t resort to gimmicks like Sasha!
who?
Well what do you know….she’s human. Obviously she doesn’t need to lose weight to be profitable. Even those being half naked aren’t having the success she is. Kudos!
Breakup music is the best! Even when you’re happily involved. Tea, a grey day, and some Adele/Amy Winehouse/Duffy/Vivi Brown/Heather Headley/Jill Scott etc., etc. make for a great day!
I love Adele…great artist and she’s a Bey fan!
She should eat healthy and exercise though, for her own health not fame
@ Ace exactly but in my Duece Bigalow voice Bahemoth
Her cd is FIYAH I love all her music she has a great voice
Let’s give her a few more years in the business. I guarantee, she will conform and lose the weight. I love her music! love it love it……….
Oh, that guhl right dere can sang
Can someone name a song I might could have heard? I’ve never heard of her.
Daisy says:
Her cd is FIYAH I love all her music she has a great voice
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I haven’t heard the new CD but her old one blew me away!
Glad she doesn’t care BUT she can still try to live a healthier life.
LOL @ Queen_City Gem….YES SHE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolling N The Deep is my shyt!!!! And her 1st album is the bomb as well. Still have it on rotation. And I really admire her about staying true to who she is. These execs r always concerned about looks. But with a voice like hers, I could give a damn about how she looks. Keep the hits coming Adele!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I
Adele. I’ve loved her since her 1st cd. Awesome voice 
Good morning/afternoon everyone!
Uhm, I’smma sit over here by Awesome and split the headphones so we can both hear her. I’ve seen she’s all the rage but I haven’t heard her either.
YouTube “Rollin In The Deep” for the people who don’t know her
She’s like Amy Winehouse minus the crack and beehive but with an extra 100 lbs
“She said 21 was inspired by her devastating breakup from her former boyfriend.
“He was artistic, but not romantic. We’d just bicker over a cup of tea or the fact that my lighter wasn’t working,”
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Bicker over a cup of tea??
Maybe he was jealous of her success 
That extra weight prolly helped her voice. You know them big guhls be “soulful” and chit.
Then, in an apparent dig at singers Rihanna and Beyoncé — both of whom can’t seem to keep their clothes on — she added, “Even if I had a really good figure, I don’t think I’d get my tits and ass out for no one.
I love it – you are so apparent with your distaste 
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CivilEngineer says: “YouTube “Rollin In The Deep” for the people who don’t know her. She’s like Amy Winehouse minus the crack and beehive but with an extra 100 lbs”
Man, I just don’t care™ says: “That extra weight prolly helped her voice. You know them big guhls be “soulful” and chit”
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LMFAO…Y’all tripping.
” Adele matter-of-factly said she’s quite happy with her current size and she has no intentions of dieting or exercising any time soon.”
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Translation:
Some black nigga beatin this puzzy up!
I luv luv luv Adele. I was hooked the first time I heard her perform Chasing Pavements at the Grammy’s. Her music and her voice is amazing. Good for her that she’s not trying to conform to ways of fame. Her job is to deliver quality music and to stay true to herself. As long as she does that, I’ll always and forever be a fan singing nothing but high praises. She should definitely give Beyonce some pointers on what her music is lacking. I no longer look for just for the moment songs but timeless classics which is what Adele gives on both 19 and 21.
I LOOOOOOVE Adele. She is a great singer BUT I have to admit, I saw nothing in her interview to indicate she was taking a dig at Bey or Rih! LOL
can’t keep bey and rhi’s name out ur mouth huh?
You’re amazing! When I listen to you I feel like I’m listening to God.’”
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Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere
I like Adele!
Good morning All!!!!
@BFF
Don’t leave me like that!!
Where have you been?
@FOX E
““He was artistic, but not romantic. We’d just bicker over a cup of tea or the fact that my lighter wasn’t working,”
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Bicker over a cup of tea?? Maybe he was jealous of her success
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Prolly resented her azz for letting herself go.
“Buy a Ferrari and get a Kia.”
Whats Up Candi Where you been? I thought about you while i was watching coupon Tv last night
alex i was out of the office for like the past week
thanks choco!
@Al i haven’t watched that show, i was watching top model but these hoes are boring, all the coloreds are gone *sigh*
using a coupon for lunch today
@CHEEKS
“You’re amazing! When I listen to you I feel like I’m listening to God.’”
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what god does she (bey) serve???? I mean Adele is talented but who the fluck says that????”
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Lol. I was thinking the same thing. Chit, Jiggaboo (Jay Z) don’t think THAT highly of Beyonce.
How are you by the way?
CandiPants
I was about o putout an APB on you (Meaning @ you on Twitter) What’s upper?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
” Adele matter-of-factly said she’s quite happy with her current size and she has no intentions of dieting or exercising any time soon.”
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Translation:
Some black nigga beatin this puzzy up!
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I had a dream about Jay Z last night
psp
its nice to know i was missed
ain’t nothin up, bout to take an extended lunch cause my boss is working remotely, sup with u?
@ candi they had me like I need to step my coupon game up chick bout $600 worth of groceries for like $8
Ace says:
who?
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Do NOT sleep on:
1. Adele
2. Esperanza Spalding
3. Colbie Caillat
4. John Coltrane (Oldie BUT GREAT)
5. Bruno Mars
6. Norah Jones
7. Ledisi
8. Leontyne Price
9. Kathleen Battle
10.Jessye Norman
i like adele…her vocals are amazing
Hello SR FAM!!!
Man says:
That extra weight prolly helped her voice. You know them big guhls be “soulful” and chit.
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Lol. I was thinking the same thing. Chit, Jiggaboo (Jay Z) don’t think THAT highly of Beyonce.
How are you by the way?
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I’m good thanks. I came to the conclusion that Bey and Jay dont have real conversations…this is why he always has to bring friends along on their vacations. I mean really, what does bey have to talk about?
@ Candi You called me
@AL
Yep, that was for u. Where’s your new boo?
@Dawn
They found that missing woman. She was alive and well.
Do NOT sleep on:
1. Adele
2. Esperanza Spalding
3. Colbie Caillat
4. John Coltrane (Oldie BUT GREAT)
5. Bruno Mars
6. Norah Jones
7. Ledisi
8. Leontyne Price
9. Kathleen Battle
10.Jessye Norman
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11. Eric Roberson
“I was about to meet Beyoncé and I had a full-blown anxiety attack. Then she popped in looking gorgeous, and said, ‘You’re amazing! When I listen to you I feel like I’m listening to God.’”
“I went out on the balcony crying hysterically, and I said, ‘What would Sasha Fierce do?’ That’s when Sasha Carter was born.’”
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LMBO LOL LOL LOL
@ Kimi You so Fine!
@Candi not much! Went to see Gucci but boycotted Diddy because they pulled a move with the DJ that I didn’t appreciate. And I’ve been in the gym like everyday becausee I am going to jacksonville for the Fourth of July and have decided to hell with all that and Im gonna wear tankinis.
Today I found out that Juvenile and Mystikal are coming to town. :confused: Can they remember the words to their popular songs that was like ten years ago!
And do you remember if BruceBaner (the SR member) was a man or woman?
3. Colbie Caillat
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i love her
especially bubbly
and i love her in the song with jason mraz
lucky i’m in love with my best friend
@ Alex thats how we gone do
We better than that I know we are 
Do NOT sleep on:
1. Adele
2. Esperanza Spalding
3. Colbie Caillat
4. John Coltrane (Oldie BUT GREAT)
5. Bruno Mars
6. Norah Jones
7. Ledisi
8. Leontyne Price
9. Kathleen Battle
10.Jessye Norman
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11. Eric Roberson
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12. Michael Speaks
13. Goapele
RatchetFree says:
@Dawn
They found that missing woman. She was alive and well
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I just read it. How come she ain’t got a pot yet? She is 30 w/ 5 kids and $1.2Mil in debt which was filed in Chapter 7 bankruptcy court… SMDH only people who thought she was “actually” missing was that dumb hick town sheriff and white people.
@psp iono who that is. is he related to david banner?
@CandiPants nah, fluck it.
@ PSP in My Radio Voice It was Both
KIMMAAYYYY!
I’ve never heard of her, must check it out. On another note i like those american apparel shorts in the ad up there
SUP Folks
30 w/ 5 kids
1.5 Milli in debt?

I like Adele a lot…
‘You’re amazing! When I listen to you I feel like I’m listening to God.’” Basically she has a voice from heaven. And I kinda agree.
When did admiring someones talent translate into you’re stan???
ALBoy says:
@ Ace exactly but in my Duece Bigalow voice Bahemoth
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BEST movie ever!
Hey fishy, fishy, fishy
cakes and pies, cakes and pies
Can’t wait to get my tickets for the Jennifer Hudson, Jazmine Sullivan, and Miguel Concert today!!!
@Dawn Sheen: Collie Colbert is a great artist. “Battle” Is my shyt!!!!!!!!! And I love Ledisi song “Pieces of Me” Straight FIYAH!!!! Heard it the other day. So mad I been sleeping on her.
CFree!! what the shorts looklike?
WonderWoman!

LOL thank you al
Princess Smarty-Pants says:
30 w/ 5 kids
1.5 Milli in debt?
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I bet she wish she was
OAN: The sheriff said: “Millsap said he would not release any other details. “That’s her business why she left. That’s her business why she was gone,” <—- This is what white people say when they people pull some nucca chit
@Dawn
The got a regular azz box house with siding. Shyt ain’t even brick. Where the hell did they blow 1.5mill? 
You would think that someone in that much debt would have a house to show for it.
PSP!!!!
BROOOOOOWN
i been thinking about you boo!!! how are you?? i emailed your butt too
still no response
They found that missing woman. She was alive and well.
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who?
Mornin yall! :wave:
What’s goin on in here????? What yall tawkin bout?????
@CFree
I’m still waiting on your email
@PSP
Still waiting on u to speak.
@AL
I hope we don’t have to go thru that again today.
@ Dawn
I love that movie
“She said 21 was inspired by her devastating breakup from her former boyfriend.”
Breaks up/ heart breaks make for some great music.. (See The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill)
@Dimpz
There you are!!!!
Hey Mirs!!! Still that gravi, huh?
@Alex I love yo gravi….Kelly was sooooooooooooooooooo phuckin sexy on that video
@alottadat.. Pick me up a ticket, too. As far as the woman goes, maybe she owes it in casino markers.
@ Ratchet dude dont want it in here today
he was on some Tevin Cambell stuff 
@Blu
Yes my baby is sexy all the time.
If you have Pandora add:
Adele, Amy Winehouse, Jason Mraz as stations then open you ears to new artist. You won’t be disappointed.
Add Esperanza Spalding and John Coltrane and Miles Davis.. to get your jazz on.
I also added Me’shell Ndegeocello… <—- hums "Fool of Me"…
I’ve heard of her but never actually heard her music.
I think she’s gorgeous and that she’s right to not give a fluck what anyone thinks.
Alex!
Can you email me when you get a minute plz?
RatchetFree says:
@Dawn
You would think that someone in that much debt would have a house to show for it. The got a regular azz box house with siding. Shyt ain’t even brick. Where the hell did they blow 1.5mill?
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They owed debtors more than $1.2 million when they filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy in August, court documents show. The couple, which owed more than $150,000 on credit cards, was forced to surrender most assets, including rental property in Florida. The couple retained possession of their Law Road home and a 2009 Toyota Tacoma
*hopes my cookies never clear MzD’s upside down pic*
@PSP
I know turn off the lights and light a candle. *Hands u $1 but snatches it back after realizing I didn’t say I knew that song anyway*
@AL
Yeah, he was trying to do you after school like some homework.
:wave:
Hello Everybody!!!!
I’m loving Adele’s swag….and she has a great voice….
She’s the white Jill Scott
*sees PSP and does Dymond’s Semms Like You’re Ready routine*
MZ D whats Up Ma?
Who was tryna do Al?
@Alottadat How you gonna know a Teddy Pendergrass song and not this? *Sideeye* We’re talking ninjas in lip gloss and then made a gangsta rap album. Song is banging though.
Hell, you throw out randowm lyrics to every situation and if they call me for Don’t Forget the Lyrics I’mma need you as one of my backup singers.
**Seems
Hey Albert!
YSoSerious says:
I’ve heard of her but never actually heard her music.
I think she’s gorgeous and that she’s right to not give a fluck what anyone thinks.
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Finally, the record companies must be taking the ear plugs out and listening to what REAL GROWN people want to hear….
Im tired of listening to strangled cats and sheeps birthing lambs…..
Maybe now Jazmine Sullivan can make a comeback

**Sees MzD’s routine and starts fumbling and drooling like the DJ**
Morning all!
@Dawn
Me’Shell was sanging that shyt, ya hear me?!
Everytime I hear “Fool of me”, It makes me cry.
And I have a fond love of Ledisi and Goapele.
@Dimpz
Hey sexy mama!! *motorboats your bewbs*
@Alex
I’ve always LOVED Kelly, but she made ME want to grow a d*ck and bend her over with it in that Motivation vid.
@Kimi
I’ll say it again: “damn guyul, you fine as hail!!”
@candi
Get the courage up to “take the plunge” yet? (hint, hint)
I
Adele!!!!
Truly a GREAT talent…at 21 she wrote an AMAZING album that shyts on most other females’ work.
@ Alexandrika Latasha Smith I thought we was a whole lot better that this right here
I am disappointed in you right now 
hey Rene!
@PSP, High waisted short shorts
@Alex, going to lunch hit up whn i get back bew
@ SASO whats up baby?
It’s obvious I need to go out and get me some new music.
@PSP
I’ll be waiting by the phone!!
@SASO
Step away from Mrs. Rowland
@AL
I’m letting it go.
I sawwy brudder!! I couldn’t resist!!!
YSO one word LIBRARY shhh dont tell nobody!
Hey Al! & Yso!!!
I didn’t ge a chance to go back and finish reading from yesterday- did they end up, “f*cking, fighting or what?”
They owed debtors more than $1.2 million when they filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy in August, court documents show. The couple, which owed more than $150,000 on credit cards, was forced to surrender most assets, including rental property in Florida. The couple retained possession of their Law Road home and a 2009 Toyota Tacoma
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Ok I looked it up….So does this mean thay are going to go even more in debt due to them having to send out search parties for te last week
@Alex
Me & you might need to take turns with Kelendria. And she’s an Aquarius (like I). I KNOW that bish is a certified freak!
*humps Kelly’s stomach*
@SASO
Or what.
@ALBOY
My local library don’t be having chit.
Sassssssssssssssssssssssss SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
How you be sexy?
StillASassyOne says:
Morning all!
@Dawn
Everytime I hear “Fool of me”, It makes me cry. Me’Shell was sanging that shyt, ya hear me?!
And I have a fond love of Ledisi and Goapele
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Ledisi is classically trained. She reminds me of Rachelle Ferrell (Who can out sing ANY of the cramps of today such as Beyonce, Re-Re etc) She can sing I think 8 octaves.
@Cheeks I was thinking that too. They filed an invoice for the Runaway bride and Balloon Boy.
@ Mo Ratchet its cool I did you the same way but i cant take what I dish out
cheeks8683 says:
They owed debtors more than $1.2 million when they filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy in August, court documents show. The couple, which owed more than $150,000 on credit cards, was forced to surrender most assets, including rental property in Florida. The couple retained possession of their Law Road home and a 2009 Toyota Tacoma
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Ok I looked it up….So does this mean thay are going to go even more in debt due to them having to send out search parties for te last week
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Naw, we the taxpayers pay for that… I’ma see if I can list myself as a creditor in her bankruptcy.
@SASO #105 It ended in “Or what”? Whoe=mever gets to Kelly first, callme. Somebody has to hold the camera.
and direct.
@Yso: gee, that sux!
@Dimpz: I’m “so good, so good, so good.” <—- *Destiny's Child voice*
How are you? How's your routine going? Progressing smoothly?
@Dawn: Ledisi is pure, raw talent. I love her. Her voice is sooo soothing. I pull her out when I take long baths with wine. *can't wait till "bathtime" on Sunday*
@AL
Does that coupon stuff really work I mean how did she managed to pay 8 for 600 worth of groceries
But I do love me some Norah Jones.
@PSP
You’ve got to hold the camera, direct, and pass us the baby oil, strawberries, anal beads, and handcuffs as requested.
Hey Choco!!!
*Steps out to watch Motivation video again*
@ YSO you rcounty should have a web site for searching books as well as other materials check and see I have been getting all the newest music from there for a while now
Hey Choco!
I couldn’t chime in the other day because my boss had me working, but did you ever get it in with that strapping young man? I wanna know!!
*sits on floor indian style to hear the story*
@ Sass……….I fell off the wagon Love!
I jammed my toe two weeks ago and it hurts like hell! I’ve been doing strictly cardio. I’m gonna try to get back on next week though. 
@SASO whatever you need sweetie, I gotchu!
@Alex
Don’t be oogling my woman in her video! (NOTE: If you look real hard in the video, you can kinda see her nips a bit. :wink:)
@Chi
Whom is that person grabbing all of your ample cleavage in your gravi?!
Hey Choco! I couldn’t chime in the other day because my boss had me working, but did you ever get it in with that strapping young man? I wanna know!!
*sits on floor indian style to hear the story*

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Yes I wanna know too!!
StillASassyOne says:
@PSP
You’ve got to hold the camera, direct, and pass us the baby oil, strawberries, anal beads, and handcuffs as requested
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What do anal beads do?
@Man and Sassy
Its from the Mack!!!!
I love that scene!!
@Dimpz
Oh no!! Lemme know what happens when you get back into it. I’ve been doing my toning with Jill, but the 2nd level of 6W6P is REALLY hard and I’ve been REALLY struggling to get thru it. 2 more weeks left.
@ Choco she went on double coupon day and only bought stuff that she needed and had coupons for some of them where lik $5 off with no limit to size and she would buy small sizes and kill em with like a $2 coupon I went to the web site and they will let you download coupons Im bout to be coupon Ballin
What do anal beads do?

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@Chi
Ohhhh!! I haven’t seen that movie in FUH-EVA!!!
@Dawn
They CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE!
You dunno?
You dunno? They CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE

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Please Explain? I might wanna try it!
Kimi I emailed you back hun
@ALBOY
Yeah, our library system has a website where I can search and even request books, CDs, etc. from any library in Chicago.
I just never know what kind of music to look out for. But I do now.
thank you sassy
Gone Sassy, getcho workout on girl
@Sass and Chiby
I didn’t something crazy happened
SMDH only me
I’ll tell anyway k so he said he wasn’t coming over and it was late – so I was like kool but then another male friend was in my area
so he stopped thru for a second – REAL I haven’t seen him in years – so 21 y o calls me and says he’s at my door – old friend text and said he was outside I open the door and they are both standing there – Im like WHOA this chit is not what it seems – I let them both in ask 21 yo to come upstairs and then I was like y did you say you wasn’t coming over – Anyway no action for anyone that night – I was just catching up with the old friend – 21 y o was irritated
#CRAZY
:whistle
She my motivation
I’m her transportation
Cause I let her ride
While I drive her crazy
Kelly said she wants to feel my hands all over her
Naw, we the taxpayers pay for that… I’ma see if I can list myself as a creditor in her bankruptcy.
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@Chi
It can be explained….you just have to try it…and you will know what I mean. For me…it’s like an instant orgasmic rush, (but I also require a finger or two in my booty to “arrive” so the beads may do a little more for me than everybody else) but it’s like a nice, soothing, building pressure……
….then you just pull em out!! And….
“WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Might make ya head blow off! Pop says the weasel cause the weasel says ‘POP!'”
@SASSY
Who you tryin to use anal beads on?
@brown i didnt get it
*Has never played with anal beads*
@AL
Email me the website even tho I don’t grocery shop like I love saving money
@CHOCO
” I didn’t something crazy happened SMDH only me
I’ll tell anyway k so he said he wasn’t coming over and it was late – so I was like kool but then another male friend was in my area so he stopped thru for a second – REAL I haven’t seen him in years – so 21 y o calls me and says he’s at my door – old friend text and said he was outside I open the door and they are both standing there – Im like WHOA this chit is not what it seems – I let them both in ask 21 yo to come upstairs and then I was like y did you say you wasn’t coming over – Anyway no action for anyone that night – I was just catching up with the old friend – 21 y o was irritated
#CRAZY”
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QUIT LYING
I bet the “Train Station” was open for business!
I let them both in ask 21 yo to come upstairs and then I was like y d
id you say you wasn’t coming over
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You shoulda got a quickee and told young one to come back later…. I woulda put something on his mind!!
@ Yso you can do a search by Genre and they will have any and everything then you can request then to be sent to your closest library just put Adele on hold and Corrine Bailey Rae
Been a fan since 08…
:wave: hey all
@Dimpz
I’m trying! *does bicycle crunches until I pass out*
@Al
I’m supposed to be innocent and pure now I gotsta tell folks about anal beads and all…SMH.
@Kimi
*as I do the pervert stare over the top of my sunglasses*
You’re very very very welcome.
QUIT LYING


I bet the “Train Station” was open for business!
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@Choco
Dammit! Im so mad at you! I thought that story was going to end in soemthing FANTASTIC like an orgy/threesome/bukkake or something and ya’ll just ended up talking!
“Got my mouth all ready for some orange juice and it ain’t nothing but a swalla in the container!”
Adele is an awesome singer, as is Duffy. #whitegirlscansing
QUIT LYING
I bet the “Train Station” was open for business!
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Dont be rude IDIOT SAVANT
@Chiby
I haven’t had either one yet so – no quickie like that ya know if it was regular cawk no worries but it’s not so – no quickie for me – 21 yo is cute I might give it to him –
Hey Kei and Hey!!
@Sass
My bad boo – all that did was make me want 21 yo cuz how he handled it
I love Duffy as well….
Dammit! Im so mad at you! I thought that story was going to end in soemthing FANTASTIC like an orgy/threesome/bukkake or something and ya’ll just ended up talking!
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she may have scared the younging away by bringing in a third party….
WHAT IS A BUKKAKE?
@Alex
Kelly did not say any such thing!! But I wouldn’t mind touching Kelendria in a few inappropiate places.
@Man
I was tryna use the anal beads on Kelly while she singe “Motivation.”
@SASSY
“Dammit! Im so mad at you! I thought that story was going to end in soemthing FANTASTIC like an orgy/threesome/bukkake or something and ya’ll just ended up talking!
“Got my mouth all ready for some orange juice and it ain’t nothing but a swalla in the container!”
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LOL! Yeah, Choco would be my dawg for life she let that bukkake pop off. But TALKING?
I woulda popped my di©k out or something if I was ol boy.
AND STOP QUOTING MY MOVIE! YOU GOIN GET SOMETHING STARTED IN HERE!
as I do the pervert stare over the top of my sunglasses*

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Kimmmiiiii
I love her! very soulful.. she can be chubby.. let her chubbiness be great!
I love Saso for using Bukakke
you gone have me send ding you money though the mail with coupons to off set the minimal amount of money I will be sending you 
So one of my brothers friend’s brother sent me an add request on FB talking about remember we use to play together as kid? No nigga I don’t know you or remember you matter of fact I never seen your ass.
@SASSY
“Kelly did not say any such thing!! But I wouldn’t mind touching Kelendria in a few inappropiate places.
@Man
I was tryna use the anal beads on Kelly while she singe “Motivation.”
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I like where this convo is headed…
Um, who is “Kelendria?”
@Chi
Dammit! How ya’ll dunno this stuff?!
Bukkake = facials by a large GROUP of males….usually ends in female collecting “samples” in a large vial of some sort and consuming the “samples.”
MzDimplez1123 says:
*Has never played with anal beads
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Me either like do they look like a mardi gras necklace or like golf balls or like bath beads?
@SASO the pervert

You wouldn’t know what she said since you’re not here with us.
Tell her what Bukkake is Baby!
@Man
No you wouldn’t cuz as my friend you know you just aint gonna be in the area thinking Nichole open for business – you will make an appt first
Anyway yall all is not LOST – old friend wants to take me out and 21 y o still contacts me – Im just chillin and see how it turns out
@ALBOY
Me and Corrine already go way back.
And I love “Closer” from her latest CD “The Sea”.
@ Dawn they sell all sizes
Tell her what Bukkake is Baby!
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Please do????
*runs and hides in Dawn’s arms* SAVE ME!
I held my friend’s anal beads thought they were her rosary until she said” That’s my anal beads you’re holding.” I tried to burn my hand off….
Oh snap I just
that chit….
Oh my…I didnt know the Japs got down like that……
@ Choco if you was a Real friend you would have given them both head and smang whoever came first
@Man
Harlem Nights is my FAVORITE, FAVORITE, FAVORITE movie of all time! I can watch it everyday and it’s still hilarious!!
“Now- am I in charge of the girls? Am I in charge of the GIRLS? Okay then…and you can just kiss my azz, Quick. You too, Bennie…you ole blind muhfukka…”
Redd Foxx: “eeehhh, fukk you, bish.”
And Kelendria = Kelly Rowland. Her first name is Kelendria, shortened to Kelly.
Bukkake = facials by a large GROUP of males….usually ends in female collecting “samples” in a large vial of some sort and consuming the “samples.”
I won’t ever be having one of those – large group of males
My man MOS DEF!
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@KEI
How are you and the youngins?
Oh my…I didnt know the Japs got down like that
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Bukkake = facials by a large GROUP of males….usually ends in female collecting “samples” in a large vial of some sort and consuming the “samples

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Hey Choco!
@YSO
Good, you?
@Al
I am a real friend that’s why his azz wants to take me out – and 21 yo he kool idk I guess i feel like he’s available when Im ready REAL TALK I think 21 yo will beat this azz sooo good – He’s young and hungry so I already know!
Morning Yso!
I hear the Japanese have the kinkiest porn ever. I heard they go hard with the masochism. I’d check it out personally if I could ever convince myself to watch porn.
Hey Kei and Jonah!
@Al
I did, babe! (Now send me some coupons, please!)
@Dawn
They can vary in size, but usually, the beads go up in size the further they go up the rod they come on. So they start small and get bigger and bigger.
If I’m not mistaken, they do sell some that all the beads are one size though. You’ve seen them before, you just prolly didn’t realize what they were. Watch a lot of girl-on-girl? Then you’ve seen em….
Morning Candipants!
So back to these anal beads…I need some details….
How do they work? Doyou stuff them up the anus and then pull them out?
@SASO
You better get out of here with dem quotes.
One of my top ten movies of all time. OF ALL TIME!
So are anal beads the path way to Anal smanging ?
I mean did it make you more likely to do it?
@MzD
Sup Jojo said wah
Raheem Devaughn…. is singing my panties off right now
oh y’all on oriental p0rn now?
@ Chi yea when you about to come yo dude can pull them out slow and Well Ill let Saso explain
SASO?
@YSO
“Me and Corrine already go way back.
And I love “Closer” from her latest CD “The Sea”. ”
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Can’t believe I’m agreeing with yo azz but I love me some Corrine Bailey Rae. She be cryin and chit on her records. “Closer” is my chit too.
That and “I’ll Do It All Again.”
She almost as talented as Ashanti.

ALMOST.
He’s young and hungry so I already know!

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You know the youngins always have something to prove….
You gon fix some tacos once he done?
Please go watch some of their Porn
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But damn does their porn turn you on – IDK not tryn to be racist but I don’t know if the little ppl would do it for me?
ALBoy says:
So are anal beads the path way to Anal smanging ? I mean did it make you more likely to do it?
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IKR, I thought you just baby oil gelled and worked it on in… why u gotta add beads? at first I thought anal bead was the lil chit cips
@chiby
Yes- pretty much, you put them in slowly, then pull them out. You can pull them out slowly to prolong the sensation, but I like mines to be pulled out…in a RUSH!
@Yso
Oh we can go with some Harlem Nights quotes!! My fav movie forever! Classic comedians at their best! I loved it!
@Al
I tried anal a few times (remember I told before how bad that turned out.) I like the beads (and fingers) because it hurts too much to put a whole peen up there (and the effects can be damaging as I’ve learned), but some beads or a couple of fingers is just enough pain with my pleasure.
@Chi
and tell his azz to roll over 
Yes chick that’s exactly where I was going with it he does have something to prove – and prolly want braggin rights that he sexed an older woman- hell no Im not fixing tacos I will roll a
@AL
“Oh my…I didnt know the Japs got down like that
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Please go watch some of their Porn
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Um yeah, they be goin TOO far. Doin scat and chit like that.
So are anal beads the path way to Anal smanging ? I mean did it make you more likely to do it?

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I like anal while Im stimulating my clit with a toy…..
that is one hellva orgasm!!!
@KEI
Good also.
:hugs: @DIMPZ
Is your teenager still being a teenager?
And the Japanese are certified freaks. You’d be surprised how much of they’re porn involves octopus rape.
Oh I didnt know we couldnt say clit
My bad!!!
I hate doing Easter baskets….
#random
I love this girl. Her and Amy Winehouse…minus Amy’s crack habit.
not that i’ve seen any of their p0rn but they are freaks
@CHOCO
That nigga might bust in a few strokes if he been wanting you THAT long.
@Choco Asian Porn is mostly them doing disgusting things I dont think its meant to be a turn on
@ Dawn I know from what I have “read” that chicks come harder with anal beads I just dont know if it make sthem more willing to go anal
I dont like Asian porn.
the dudes be all little and small chimp like with their movements, and the females be screaming making annoying little sea urchin noise and hopping around like that lil 2.5 cm d*ck is hurting them.
I like the porn with them big bootyed hoes that be handling that sh*t like its part of their job description and they need a promotion!!
Doin scat and chit like that
yall got me thinking about that chit – and talking about china porn is doing also 
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WTH is that chit ugggghhhh! Now I wanna
@chiby
Yes- pretty much, you put them in slowly, then pull them out. You can pull them out slowly to prolong the sensation, but I like mines to be pulled out…in a RUSH!
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Sounds like my type of fun!!!
I might have to invest in me some…Im sure the hubby would like that!
@ Yso………..*bows head in shame* She been aiight since I threatened to flcuk her up like I dont’ know or love her the other day. How are you babies?
@ Kei……….I gotta do baskets nwxt Saturday
i hate the way they kiss too, all exaggerated and sucking extra hard on the tongue and slurping spit :barf:
So do anal beads require the gay guy’s cleaning prep?
Wait, so women don’t do that before they get flucked in the azz too?
@SASSY
“I dont like Asian porn. the dudes be all little and small chimp like with their movements, and the females be screaming making annoying little sea urchin noise and hopping around like that lil 2.5 cm d*ck is hurting them.
I like the porn with them big bootyed hoes that be handling that sh*t like its part of their job description and they need a promotion!!”
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Ain’t NOTHING like seein a hoe with a big azz ride sumpin like she bout to win the Kentucky Derby.
And them Asian chicks be screamin and wailing before a nigga put the dyck on ’em.
Aggravating and chit.
i don’t think scatting will make anyone (except pervs)
Dawn I know from what I have “read” that chicks come harder with anal beads I just dont know if it make sthem more willing to go anal

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i dont know per say about “beads” but when I do anal with my toy I come hard as hell!!!! It seems to last longer…..
WTF is octopus rape?
@Dawn & Chi
The anal beads make your orgasm unfor-fukking-gettable! Trust me on this!
@Man
I’ve stumbled on that once by mistake. 
Those Germans/Russians be doing that “scatting” and “showering” vids too!
And the Asian vids be boring. For one- most Asian produced porn can’t show peens or the entire vag (they have to blur it out.) And the setups be so stupid…like chicks getting done (supposedly unknowingly) at a gyno visit, or at a massgae parlor. What a snore?!
@Yso
OCTOPUS rape? :confused: How the fukk does one do THAT?! Explicar, por favor…
scat involves Poo
@MzD
My mom knows a lady that maes em but mom acting like she can’t answer her phone or call me back.
makes*
@MZ. D
“WTF is octopus rape?”
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Exactly what it says.
*we serious when we say them Asians on some other type freaky chit*
@Alex
Ummm-no. Most women don’t require enemas and prune juice before we do anal-related activities. The “kids” can keep that sh*t.
Yuck @ playing in poo.
@ Kei mamas be playin too much sometime.
I like the porn with them big bootyed hoes that be handling that sh*t like its part of their job description and they need a promotion!!”
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Personally I like all types of porn….
DP, lesbian, ebony, bisexual….
That’s why I dont let too many people use my phone…I got all tyoes of porn downloaded on my chit…
Judge me!
How the hell you rape an octopus though?
I did see one where this lady put an entire octopus in side her the pushed it out tenticle by tenticle :it was disgusting
not that i’ve ever tried it and was traumatized or anything, but i ain’t never doin anal
That nigga might bust in a few strokes if he been wanting you THAT long.
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If he does I will tell to finish me off and don’t fuck around I’ve know him long enough to be DEMANDING! – I hope not dammit anyway he will get it back up
Has anyone seen 2 girls 1 cup???????
@Al
Yes. It’s a gateway plug….
No…I need more explaining. How do you RAPE an octopus? Isn’t the octopus too small? Can’t they sting you and kill you? (or that may be jellyfish.)
Either way- somebody tell me HOW you rape an octopus! What orifice can the peen go in?!
*runs away confused*
I’m going to keep my mouth shut. because this chit right here?
Kei your moms know a lady who make asian pornos? :whoa: whats her number
@DIMPZ
I’m bout ready to pull a Garfield and ship the nine year-old off to Abu Dhabi.
Some good news, the adoption is making progress and they could be mine legally by May/June.
I’m going to try and hold out at least that long before I look into my shipping options.
@Chi
Me too! I havent been able to download it and play it in on phone, but lawd knows, I don’t allow NOBODY to sign in under my name on my laptop.
@CHI
“Personally I like all types of porn….
DP, lesbian, ebony, bisexual….
That’s why I dont let too many people use my phone…I got all tyoes of porn downloaded on my chit…
Judge me! ”
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What’s “DP?” “Deep Penetration?”
“bi-sexual?” You know what, don’t explain…
Nigga my phone is like a “Vivid Video” archive or something. LOL. But I ain’t got nare “app” on my chit. HA HAHA.
Those Germans/Russians be doing that “scatting” and “showering” vids too! I’ve stumbled on that once by mistake.
And the Asian vids be boring. For one- most Asian produced porn can’t show peens or the entire vag (they have to blur it out.) And the setups be so stupid…like chicks getting done (supposedly unknowingly) at a gyno visit, or at a massgae parlor. What a snore?!

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There is a limit to everything….and chitting on me is it….that just plain nasty!!!
@Al
she might lol
@ Kei yes and its not that bad considering some stuff Ive seen
@Kei
I’ve seen 2 girls, 1 cup. And trust me…it can get WAYYYY more disgusting than that. go to any porn site (badjojo . com is the best) and search: “scat.”
Lemme know your results.
@AL
“I did see one where this lady put an entire octopus in side her the pushed it out tenticle by tenticle :it was disgusting ”
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I think I saw the same one. She also put a live fish up in there…

@DIMPZ
YOU don’t rape the octopus. The OCTOPUS rapes you.
Google if you dare.
@ Chi you just selfish!
What’s “DP?” “Deep Penetration?”
“bi-sexual?” You know what, don’t explain
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I dont really get off my watching “normal” porn……
If im masterbating I need to see some “other” types of porn…
@Man
DP = double penetration. Usually two guys, one girl and one in anus, one in vag, or sometimes, two in the anus together or two in vag together, or two in mouth together.
Bi sexual porn is usually two males with one female (the males are bi) or two females and one male (the females are bi.)
#HelpfulAintI
@ Al……….Wait! They insert the damned octopuses?! I thought they were flucking the damned things. Just sick either way.
@CHIBY
“There is a limit to everything….and chitting on me is it….that just plain nasty!!!”
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You prude.

I did see one where this lady put an entire octopus in side her the pushed it out tenticle by tenticle :it was disgusting
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Im not believing this how do you fuck an octopus…
And scatting is disguting and I knew I wouldn’t want to see little yellow ppl fuking!
@ Man was she in a tub?
*sits in the innocent corner*
i can’t hang with scatting and octopus p0rn
@ Yso…..
@Sassy I’ll pass
@Al
Kids in a sandbox?
*Sits in the innocent corner and catches up with my BFF*
@ Kei you a freak? or you know freaks ?
alex any new developments whilst i was out?
Someone explain that damn octopus chit Im effn sick yet intrigued
Still haven’t seen 2 Girls, One cup. Never plan too either.
Search for Goatse and thank me later. Or hate me forever. Depends on what you’re into.
yo.
my underground people need to hop to their mailbox.
@Yso
:bink: WHAT?! *note to google this sh*t when I get home*
@Chi
I hate normal porn! And I hate porn with a “plot.” Fukk that! When the vid comes in, I like to see d*cks already swinging and azzes already in the air! I hate a porn with a backstory!!
I like groups though- swingers, orgies, etc. And REALITY porn – your next door neighbors with the cam on the dresser or some sh*t.
I’m a prude but I know many freaks….
@ Mz D I mean its usually not alive and its not frozen so I assume it wouldnt hurt so wahts the problem?
*runs to hide behind mt sista and her BFF* Yall know some special ppl!
If im masterbating I need to see some “other” types of porn…

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@SASSY
“DP = double penetration. Usually two guys, one girl and one in anus, one in vag, or sometimes, two in the anus together or two in vag together, or two in mouth together.
Bi sexual porn is usually two males with one female (the males are bi) or two females and one male (the females are bi.)
#HelpfulAintI”
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Ohhhhhhhh. “Double Penetration” I should have known.
I knew what “bi-sexual” chit was. Just didn’t know any females liking to see two grown azz men together. Two women and a man is a threesome tho, not “bisexual.”
They fluckin dead octopus?! Aw hell nawl!
@Al
So they’re f*kking DEAD octopuses?! Like “necroctopusophilia?!
@ALBOY
Not “Tub Girl” too? I can’t hang with you, bruh.
@Man
DP = double penetration. Usually two guys, one girl and one in anus, one in vag, or sometimes, two in the anus together or two in vag together, or two in mouth together.
Bi sexual porn is usually two males with one female (the males are bi) or two females and one male (the females are bi.)

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Ur description makes me seem like Im a perv!!!
I like HARD CORE PORN – STRAIGHT VISUALS
@Dimpz
If you’re too squeamish they have the octoprn animated….
That’s so damn nasty… @Yso thanks :rolleye:
@BFF
Nah, not really. AL has a new boo and he doesn’t like me, WW, Phro, Dawn, or Man. Other than that, I did notice that you and Bruh have both been missing.
@Dimpz
*Come over here so we can sing Me and You must never part….*
@Yso
And note….the dude doing it has a wedding band on! safe to say he’s prolly DL.
I just googled “goatse” on my phone!
Awesome!
Nawl homey, Iono see that shyt in 2D, 3D, HD or anime.
@SASSY
“I like groups though- swingers, orgies, etc. And REALITY porn – your next door neighbors with the cam on the dresser or some sh*t.”
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I think the best one I EVA saw was some amateur porn. This chick took the dyck like she was tryin to test how much punishment a puzzy could take. Then, when you thought it was over, the CAMERA MAN PUT THE CAMERA ON SOMETHING AND CAME AND BEAT IT UP SOME MORE.
That bytch was BORN to fluck.
@Chi
I hate normal porn! And I hate porn with a “plot.” Fukk that! When the vid comes in, I like to see d*cks already swinging and azzes already in the air! I hate a porn with a backstory!!
I like groups though- swingers, orgies, etc. And REALITY porn – your next door neighbors with the cam on the dresser or some sh*t.
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the man?
Its nice to know Im NOT alone…
@Man
How come it ok to watch threesome sex, but not bisexual people?
Is it cause the woman be
What’s goatse? I swear i’m porn illiterate!
Y’all don’t have to Google this chit and risk getting fired or losing what little innocence you have left.
Urban Dictionary usually has graphic descriptions that will more than satisfy any curiosity you may have and they don’t have pictures.
@Dimpz
What other way is there to describe: “an inclination for having sexual relations with deceased octopi?”
who is his new boo?
*looks at Al and waits*
u know bruhman got like 25 jobs, he’s prob just tired
CAMERA MAN PUT THE CAMERA ON SOMETHING AND CAME AND BEAT IT UP SOME MORE.

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@Chcoco
I know that room was STANKY…..Asian people already have a fishy smell anyway!!!1
@DIMPZ
It’s not porn; other than that, you don’t want to know.
is it weird for me not to watch porn or masturbate? cause I must be a weird mothaflucka.
@Kingstonn
nope I do neither and I’m normal…
@CHI
the man?”
“How come it ok to watch threesome sex, but not bisexual people?
Is it cause the woman be
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Um. niggas fluckin other niggas or getting chit shoved up the azz is
Make a nigga chit instant soft.
Goatse= Goatse.cx (pronounced either /??o?tsi? d?t ?si? ??ks/ or /??o?t.s?ks/ “goat sex” as the domain intends), often referred to simply as “Goatse”, was an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man stretching his anus with both hands, to approximately the width of his hand. The inside of his rectum is also clearly visible. Below his gaping anus, his penis and scrotum are visible, as well as a golden ring on the ring finger of his left hand. This site became a notorious surprise image and Internet meme, and was—and, through external hosting, still is—used regularly for bait-and-switch pranks, preventing hot-linking in a hostile manner, and defacing websites, in order to provoke extreme reactions. Even though the display of the site was removed in 2004, its images are mirrored throughout the Internet today.
@ Kingston………We must be of the same ilk.
Aintee burried the shyt outta this post after it went left……….
@ Chi………Goatse is cattle “rangling”? Aww why must yall expose me to such things?
@Man
Had to retype this:
But that is how I first was introduced to Kapri Styles. Through an orgy vid like that (and a bukkake vid.) I loved her from the moment I saw that.
And am I the only one who likes “gloryhole” vids? I would love to try that with my man one day. Think I may build a contraption so that we can do it in my house….
@Kingston I don’t think you are weird one day you may want to at your age I didn’t but as I got older and learned more about myself, my body and what I like – I started masturbating – I always watched porn with my beau tho –
I don’t watch porn either but I do have a curious mind and I read a lot.
@Sass I don’t know about gloryhole but your azz is giving me a lot of info for when I go to the sex shop
I agree with AL I don’t want to see two men going at it – maybe in a porn just to see – but not in real life!
Have a great day off
*washes eyeballs as I leave*
What’s Gloryhole?!
@Choco
Gloryholes look like fun! There’s some weird mystery/excitedness to it…..maybe it’s just me. I like stuff a lil “off” the normal path…
all*
@DIMPZ
Yet your azz keeps asking questions.
@Dimpz
Okay- say you go to the bathroom at your job or something, and there’s a hole in the stall wall, and someone sticks their peen thru it and you oral it or “relate” with it with you on one side of the wall, and the guy on the other side of the hole and you guys never see each other.
THAT’S a gloryhole! Peen through a hole in a wall- that’s all!
I agree with AL I don’t want to see two men going at it – maybe in a porn just to see – but not in real life!
in real life…AI might 
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Yes only in porn
Okay- say you go to the bathroom at your job or something, and there’s a hole in the stall wall, and someone sticks their peen thru it and you oral it or “relate” with it with you on one side of the wall, and the guy on the other side of the hole and you guys never see each other.
THAT’S a gloryhole! Peen through a hole in a wall- that’s all!
I need your phone number I need to know all that you know tell me more
that chit is erotic but the visual is making me laugh a peen through a hole in the wall – one eye staring me down 
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@ Sass………That Gloryhole thinking sounds kinda HOtt
@ Yso……I need to spend more time with “She whose name shall not be spoken around these parts” to cleanse my impure curiousities.
I love Mz D & Sassy for their thought on glory holes
Love love love Adele! That girl can sang. 21 is in heavy rotation in the car now.
Her 1st cd is a classic as well