Morning Wood: Dru-Ski (College Hill) and Earl Clark (Orlando Magic)

As you know, the newest trend in Hip Hop (and other circles) is to leak sexually graphic cell phones pics of oneself on the Internet (since just sexting the pics to potential jump offs isn’t exciting enough).

We live in a voyeuristic society and any mention of the words “peen pic” on a blog is guaranteed to drive hits to your page — at least for a couple of hours until word gets around that the rapper, singer or ball player isn’t holding very much (as was the case with singer Chris Brown last month).

Yesterday, the blogs were abuzz with graphic pics of up-and-coming singer Steph Jones’ exposed package. Allegedly, Jordin Sparks’ ex leaked the pics himself after exhausting all other avenues to fame (such as dating Jordin Sparks).

Peen pics don’t generate much excitement for me. I realize they do brighten up my readers’ day, but the extra work that goes into finding them and posting the pics is not worth it for me — unless someone makes my job easier, as is the case today.

This morning I awoke to find, not one, but two peen pics in my Inbox. According to the sender, an ex-girlfriend of College Hill’s alumni Dru-Ski thought it would be cute to blast his peen pics into the blogosphere because they aren’t dating any more.

I’m not sure what the story is with Mr. Clark of the Orlando Magic. Apparently, his peen pic was thrown in as a bonus?

Anyway, as I’ve said numerous times in the past: this is a family-oriented blog. We love the children and we strive to provide quality entertainment that family members of all ages can enjoy.

So the goodies are under lock and key and you must login to view them. You must also be 18 and over to view these pics, which are obviously NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

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Actual street sign in Bend, Oregon, sent in by loyal reader Angela.