The Kanye West, Kim Kardashian publicity stunt gets weirder every day. According to the NY Post, Kanye is not pleased with “Saturday Night Live” for mocking his friendship with Kim Kardashian by repeating the quote, “She’s my Beyonce.” That quote first came to light when the NY Post claimed Kanye and Kim aspired to be the next Beyonce and Jay Z.
West refutes ever having uttered the line, saying, “That doesn’t even sound like me.”
In an “SNL” send-up that aired on Saturday night, comedian Nasim Pedrad played Kardashian while Jay Pharoah portrayed West. “I love this woman,” Pharoah’s West says. “As I said earlier this week, she’s my Beyonce.” Source
Actually that does sound like something Kanye WOULD say BUT I held out hope that he did NOT say such although I do like Kim.
Good Evening All
Wow, Blue Ivy is rather large for a barely thre emonth old
I’m not going to start beating a
about that beybey
I dont have any kids, but are all babies the same size at a certain age? i keep seeing folks say Blue is too big/small for such and such months and Im like compared to who or what?
anyway, already bored with kim and kanye
Hey Daisy
Wheeeww them thighs are my inspiration
And Im really not understanding why that baby STAYS in this carrier. Every damm pic! Cant we see her in a blanket coming out a car or something
Kim Kardashian so thirsty next she will be dating Tupac Hologram. I refuse to believe the heifer has any elasticity left in her vagina walls
More like his Superhead
I dont have any kids, but are all babies the same size at a certain age? .
Only in the SR world. In the real world, babies come in all shapes and sizes.
Sandra just wanted to sneak in another Bey post.
Awww Damn… now this shait.
the fact that I didnt even read the write up
BlackBeauti says:
Kim Kardashian so thirsty next she will be dating Tupac Hologram
laterthannever – Congrats, Less is more and anytime you take a break from the kids is always good.
S/N – Please hire a babysitter…Do do like the couple that went to VEGAS.

That baby probaby cant move in that damm thing..thats why everybody thinks its a doll
Kim Kardashian so thirsty next she will be dating Tupac Hologram.
How you doing Blackbeauti?
Is Bey going to wear nail polish until Jesus returns?
Blue looks so chunky and juicy
*rolls eyes
BlackBeauti says:
Kim Kardashian so thirsty next she will be dating Tupac Hologram.
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I just hollered!
its funny cause its true
I think Ye got too much respect for Bey to compare her 2 Kim
Bey looks cute & happy, big legs & all
@ VDot
thanks for clearing that up, sometimes i forget where I am
Hi Daisy!
Blue nail polish that is
Hey Cali
how you doing…
I was gonna say hello in the other post but I didn want the convo to get all heated and you know I have to leave cause I cant handle it…
@OTB/Dymond Hey ya’ll
<—stops stanning after 5pm.
So sad though cause i wanna address these questions about Bey!
Igoz Deep
Hi skurreddy puppy
Mmmmm somebody pulling shades and I am not by the window..
BlackBeauti says:
Kim Kardashian so thirsty next she will be dating Tupac Hologram. I refuse to believe the heifer has any elasticity left in her vagina walls
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ROFL @ OTB- and you take the 9-5 seriously :lmao:
Aww she’s getting so big!
And Beyonce appears to have the authentic drop (back to fineness) and inevitable re-puff somewhere. Precious!
Eazy memba you fonted you was “nice” earlier? Hrm.
How quickly we forget eh.
Hony
you really think Im scared huh?
Do you have my email addy?
I said “friendly” OTB…
and you take the 9-5 seriously
IKR. Shew.
The Kim and Kanye SNL skit was funny though
Beyonce looks ugly in this picture. I never thought she was all the hype that people gave her about her looks, anyways, I need a massage.
@ Shaun…Check yo phone!
And Im really not understanding why that baby STAYS in this carrier. Every damm pic! Cant we see her in a blanket coming out a car or something
ce and Kanye just SUCKS MAN!
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I agree its starting to look really odd but it’s Be
Oh! Ok! Well carry on
@OTB
Igoz you know I do not fuggin have it.
Ok…
Kim Kardashian so thirsty next she will be dating Tupac Hologram. I refuse to believe the heifer has any elasticity left in her vagina walls

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@ Hony…Please don’t get banned, change your gravi. Thank you.
Beyonce looks ugly in this picture.
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buurrrrr *scooby doo voice*
those glass are ugly but i think she look great, her smile is real and she cute/comfy
Beyonce looks ugly in this picture.
I shall not be moved.
Kim K. > Beyonce
I think that baby is Julez daddy kid also.
I hate those damn sun glasses
BlackBeauti says:
Kim Kardashian so thirsty next she will be dating Tupac Hologram.
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Tryna make me clock back in
I shall not be moved.
#STAN 
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We banning for gravis again? :dies:
Out of Ye,K, or Bey
*sigh*
I’d rather hear about Bey IJS
Topic?
I think that baby is Julez daddy kid also
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Something aint right I see no signs of JAY Z
@OTB I rather see you do the beyonce *puccee pop across my living room floor*
Honycoatd- says:
Igoz you know I do not fuggin have it.
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mmm You should really get it…
if you ever wanna venture down a road less traveled
and REALLY talk
Ask me for it.
@SANDRA
Upon closer inspection, I beleive that gravie of “Black Beauty” is actually a penis and I am thorougly offended.
@hony
I guess ron Ron will have to talk to you here becuase when ron Ron calls your phone you don’t respond
#Itsallgoodthough
#Iunderstand
#IseeyouarebusywithIgonow
The beautifulest babygirl via her mama on SR : kiss: Hi my abandonator
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
Upon closer inspection, I beleive that gravie of “Black Beauty” is actually a penis and I am thorougly offended.
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put you magnifying glass up and stop snitchin sir
dating Tupac Hologram.
I don’t like those shades either but my friends always accuse me of wearing shades to big for my face
You know, Kanye gets a lil too emotional when Beyonce’s name comes up. I think that nigga been trying to get at her for a minute.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
Upon closer inspection, I beleive that gravie of “Black Beauty” is actually a penis and I am thorougly offended.
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Ummm who is Ron Ron? #nosey
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
You know, Kanye gets a lil too emotional when Beyonce’s name comes up. I think that nigga been trying to get at her for a minute
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you think thats why he did that shait at the award show…
So I was only the other day, surfing and I saw this, let me just say, ppl are NUTZ!
Born
Living Blue
Under
Evil
Illuminati’s
Very Ivy
Youngest
How do you curse a baby though?
@EAZY
“Upon closer inspection, I beleive that gravie of “Black Beauty” is actually a penis and I am thorougly offended.
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put you magnifying glass up and stop snitchin sir”
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Take another look at that gravie! She should be banned for life! Her children too!
Daisy, some are cute but I just cant get with those dwayne wayne glasses
Choco says:
Something aint right I see no signs of JAY Z
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Outside of the pics they released months ago when have we seen Blue full on to see if she doesnt look like J
I was think Inspector Gadget glasses
That post didn’t come out right, I was trying to put Blue and Ivy to the right so yall would know what the letters going down spell.
SANDRA…where is the post of the Minister of Culture of Sweden cutting up that RACIST cake of Sara Bartman?????
@MAn- not even on Bey’s worst day
im out!
love ya’ll
Ron Ron my phone dropped off the microwave in my cup of tea on Friday. So if my better half called I did not know. :sorry: Sue me, I will give it all to u. Well at least a 1/4. I just called ghetto nation to get a replacement because I tried to dry it out on my own but it is too low and I can’t hear shyt and fuk Igo he is a skurreddy cat.
@IGO
“You know, Kanye gets a lil too emotional when Beyonce’s name comes up. I think that nigga been trying to get at her for a minute
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you think thats why he did that shait at the award show…”
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Alcohol make you reveal your true colors.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Blue Ivy’s toesy! so cute
<—cant even get with the Linda Farrow's (Bey's shades)
I do wear big ass shades tho.
banned for life! Her children too!
Getchoazzzzzz

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I think she picks those shades because you can’t see her eye or brows, she is kinda expressionless!
@LOVE ZOE
“not even on Bey’s worst day”
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You right, it aint fair to ocmpare
Kim K.
to a MILF.

Eazy says:
I was think Inspector Gadget glasses
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Ferris Bueller Day off…
She would be better off with some aviators, at least those are cute
oH bY YSO – I’m logging out now

Still
you though….
The Ant Grey shades that Bey used to wear, that LaLa is wearing in the post downstairs…im totally saving my pennies for those.
@Man Kanye is emotional just about everything but I still stan for him
Honycoatd, take your phone apart and put it in a bowl of uncooked rice (cover the whole phone) #faserious
It worked 75% of the time to dry the insides out #helpful
Damn, I guess Bey would be a MILF to some now.
Igo it is either you give it or you keep it but I am not begging for it.
DYMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND Im so happy to bee seeing YO FACE *fans self! I been missin some you!!
POINTS –> and you OTB, LAKERLOSITA, YSOLITA, TATTED TA’s, CD FEN, HO BEEZIE :2dance: HTOWN and my estranged BABY DADDY PHRO ICIOUS
WHO FLUCK UP THE GRAVI INDEPENCE
Honycoatd- says:
Ron Ron my phone dropped off the microwave in my cup of tea on Friday. So if my better half called I did not know. Sue me, I will give it all to u. Well at least a 1/4. I just called ghetto nation to get a replacement because I tried to dry it out on my own but it is too low and I can’t hear shyt and fuk Igo he is a skurreddy cat.
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you keep talking that shait but you aint saying nothing….
Come with it…
The Ant Grey shades that Bey used to wear, that LaLa is wearing in the post downstairs…im totally saving my pennies for those
they are cute 
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@Cha Cha
It was me I think
Another one of those fashion “things” i guess.
Blog girls all over are snatching up Bey’s circle sunnies.
I do like some The Row has in circles but these its just something about them I dont like! ESPECIALLY when she wear them with that gawdawful hat.
*independence…WHY FO DID I HAVE TO PUT THE TITTAY BALLS AWAY
HEY BROTHER :wave:
Does this alsom mean IGO cant put up anymore gravis involving oral copulation
Honycoatd- says:
Igo it is either you give it or you keep it but I am not begging for it.
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@CALI
About time. :hugs:
ty YALLcrazy – I just took it apart and hoped for it to dry. And I am not using my expensive rice to dry it that I have here. I need to get some cheap rice to do that.
So I just put it in the rice and let it sit there? For how long?
Outside of the pics they released months ago when have we seen Blue full on to see if she doesnt look like J
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I didn’t see Jay in her she look like a mini Tina tho!
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Ms.America –>
CHA CHA says:
*independence…WHY FO DID I HAVE TO PUT THE TITTAY BALLS AWAY
HEY BROTHER
Does this alsom mean IGO cant put up anymore gravis involving oral copulation
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Thats exactly what it means
Hey Vero!
Hi ruffneck, thug for life YSO
How are my sons today?
@ OTB how proud are we that Bey has somewhat just a teensy weensy bit toned down her look though
I :heartt: it. HOWEVER A HUGE part of me is like *snaps fingas GET BACK TO BIZNESS… Bish pull Sasha back out the cleaners already!
@She Who Is full o Sheeeee-at
You’ve been in-c-g-knee-gro at least a month bew…acting all brand new when you started getting
:blow: 

How long ago did this happen
I will excuse the phone but don’t act like it’s been a few days…it’s going on months. I see more of your life on SR. You still have my email addy, no?
Honycoatd- says:
ty YALLcrazy – I just took it apart and hoped for it to dry. And I am not using my expensive rice to dry it that I have here. I need to get some cheap rice to do that.
So I just put it in the rice and let it sit there? For how long?
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Over night. Use white rice. Submerge it, so that the rice covers the whole thing. Dry uncooked rice.
Born
Living Blue
Under
Evil
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Mentally unstable folks
@HONYLUV
Still breathing despite their best efforts to make me end them. How’s my party of five?
Vero Wang
She’s been holding Bey down all by her lonesome
Good that they are feeling better esp the older one.
I sent you a follow request on twitter bew. How u be? The girls and I miss their gansta godmother
IDK who this new woman ill @Cha
I guess. :eyeroll: I GUESS I like “relatable” Bey, but no, really just go back to the throne.
Twitting and tumblin and chit. Thats for othas
And we all are GREAT! ty for asking
She’s been holding Bey down all by her lonesome
Girl. I be like where is Chiby when a bish need her
Can I ask a question without folks gettng offended when folks on here tweet one another and follow eachother do yall be gettn updates on your phone and you go and check the timeline?
@CHACHA mi amor
besos 
RON RON
that is hurtful. But I guess I know I am horrible at multi-tasking. Well I had to cut his days and hours after that scare so I am back to being all yours
I miss you dearly– don’t know any other way to spell it, shyt. Will you forgive me? O.o
I pretty much quit @Choc cause I couldnt follow along.
I didnt get it.
Someone said its easier to follow if you follow along from a mobile device instead of PC?
OutsidetheBox says:
She’s been holding Bey down all by her lonesome
Girl. I be like where is Chiby when a bish need her

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So my wig pulling meant nothing. Ummm ok
how are you ladies? It’s been a minute HoRny
Course not CD FENTY…YOU BEEN ABOUT THAT LIFE…
as a fellow SUPER STAN THANKS!
@ Shaun…I didn’t like Twitter neither.
CHOCO!
TINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*pulls out magnet*
Ty YALL I am going to do it later :thanks:
@Cha Cha :hugs:
But I prefer the title Bey Advocate
@OTB

I’m feeling overwhelmed myself oy vey
Your wig pulling was not in vain!!
And we be making “sense”. You cant make “sense” with this kind of stuff.
We need Chiby to be “cray”
Theres always Munch tho. 
LOL!
OMG i’m so confused as what to do with this here paperwork
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
*flips desk over*
@Vero Wang
I know but I am getting back into things.
French KWISSES
(with tongue of course)
@ HTOWNMAMMA….I miss my babies but I been lurkin erry now and then. *puts diamond beads and foil on the ends of my GodBabys braids ..nothing but the best for my babies
I friggin cant remember my twitter log in info ( re: YSO too) It used to automatic log me in and I havent had to log in months and then one day I guess it kicked me out HOLD ME
Well if it aint..
Hey Tink!
OTB :hugs:
Goodnight errbody
Ohlala
How are you suga?
I pretty much quit @Choc cause I couldnt follow along.
I didnt get it.
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Okay I thought I was the odd one out cuz for the life of me I barely know what to do with facebook!
:hugs: DIMPZ
DYMOND and HONYCOTD
didn’t ig yall back and forth between working
@hony
and I’m a stay at home mom so it’s not hard to get me.
I’m not upset. I’m an actions speak louder than words kinda girl and I’m gonna keep it trill with you. We good me, but i don’t chase dyck, so I’mot chasing puss
You have my phone number and email address
<— too glad that she ill not alone. Whew.
I do be feeling left out tho???
If Beyonce "get it", im really gone be mad!!!
@VERO
thats how I feel :hugs:
I’ve been making travel arrangement all day
diamond beads and foil
Bye CD!
Muncho purchased the largest packet of #STANNING. she is on at least 9 boards STANNING. That shyt is cray, she does not let up. Maybe she is Beyonce play cousin from kindergarten and still people when she USE TO know her
To my fellow Advocate(s) duly noted
Since she been rocking her natural tresses I aint read much about a lacefront this or a bad weave that…. Life is good yo!
@CHOCO if you didn’t get an answer we only get notifications when someone @s your name….
or when someone DMs (direct message) us
@OTB
*Paris Hilton voice*
I felt like I had old timers trying to do it. That’s not hot
Honycoatd- says:
Muncho purchased the largest packet of #STANNING. she is on at least 9 boards STANNING. That shyt is cray, she does not let up. Maybe she is Beyonce play cousin from kindergarten and still people when she USE TO know her
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9 sites???
@ Shaun…I’mma be madder than HELL if that happens.
@CHACHA
(with tongue) only the best way to kiss
@HONY babe doing ok…work is getting on my nerves but i’m making it
9?
Dear Gawd. I hate chall. LMAO!!!!
I cant afford that. Im a nose bleed stanner.
@ChaCha

That’s so fancy
Not true on the email. I told you weeks ago it all was erased so I did not have anyone. And no need to chase me I am not kitty and you ain’t a dog so hush it. But I will take the blame because I am like Beyonce right now taking the high road :proud: I’ll call you so tell Ms. ink so stay off your phone #willnotacceptvoicemail or callyoubacklaters
Life is good yo!
MUNCHO stay/keep putting them facts out there!
THANKS MUNCHOS GIRL GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Does that mean she’s a sideline stanner?
@CHOCO if you didn’t get an answer we only get notifications when someone @s your name….
or when someone DMs (direct message) us
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Oh…. Damn but if you have a lot of followers wouldn’t you be checking your phone constantly
Good Ohlala hurry up and get outta there.
Chocolatte hi mami- How are you?
@HOny
My brain has fog in it today and I don’t even want a cocktail to clear the air!
@ 157 yeah I pretty much send my dues in monthly
Is it time to go yet?! *looks at JMO*
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is it time to go yet?! *looks at JMO*
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*shutting down now … by the time you read this, I will be gone*
@CHOCO yes but’s not annoying well I dont find it
and my phone stay on slient so it doesn’t make a noise I just see the icon show up on my phone…
@HONY i’m trying to make to South Beach ASAP that’s where I wanna go !
@CHOCO
I can’t see my whole timeline on my phone. Only when someone @ me directly or indirectly. I don’t have many followers so it’s still manageable but for folks with a whole lot, I don’t know how they do it.
Well come on down ohlala I am here
Chocolatte- I have been suffering from that mostly at work. I am in a bored state of mind.
@French and YSO
Gotcha I can do it – my effn phone bleeps so much from work its made despise technology
@HONYCOATD
Watch what you wish for all of sudden you’ll be in AMP MODE!
Honycoatd- says:
Muncho purchased the largest packet of #STANNING. she is on at least 9 boards STANNING. That shyt is cray, she does not let up. Maybe she is Beyonce play cousin from kindergarten and still people when she USE TO know her
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THAT MEANS YOU BE ON THE SAME 9 SITES! I DON’T EVEN VISIT 9 SITES, BUT NICE TRY! STAY STALKING MY POSTS IN THE MEANTIME THOUGH!
Her baby got fat legs…..looks like the average. She’s going to be tall like her parents.
im obsessed w/ this pic! Bey & her thighs look GREAT lil BIC is all fat & stuff showing the haters that Bey is not cray & is not carrying around a doll & what not