Unemployed NFL player Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson is far from broke. The out of work reality TV star detailed his current financial situation in court documents filed as part of his ongoing child support case in Miami.
Johnson has a spotty employment history. His professional problems stem from his inability to control his big mouth, rather than his skills on the field.
Johnson, 34, was waived by the Cincinnati Bengals in 2011 — after spending 10 years with the ball club. Then the Patriots showed him the door after acquiring him in July 2011. Earlier this year, the Miami Dolphins took a chance on Johnson after the Pats cut him loose.
But the Dolphins quickly realized their mistake and gave him the boot one day after he was arrested for going off-script and head-butting his “wife” Evelyn Lozada.
Despite all of his vocational (and relationship) problems, Johnson is still flush with cash (if we are to believe the court documents).
In the documents, Johnson claims he subsists on a healthy income of $66,104.66 a month from sponsorships, handouts from sports groupies, selling his autographs, “self-employment, partnerships, and/or independent contracts.”
Johnson also claims more than $1.28 million in real estate assets, $600,000 in cars, $75,000 worth of furniture, $40,000 in jewelry … and practically NO DEBT, according to docs obtained by TMZ.
As for expenses, he shells out over $16,000 a month in child support (for his first baby mama); $5,000 monthly on entertainment (strippers, etc.); $3,500 on clothes, $1,000 on pet expenses and $250 on personal “grooming” [manicures and pedicures].
This is good news to groupies and strippers who thought Johnson was a waste of a lap dance.
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*BeyStankFace*
EviliNa looks stank in that jumpsuit
@Lunvlife – yeah, what’s up with that get up.
Well that’s good to hear that he’s not broke.
lmao at “handouts from groupies”
Well I guess Evelyn can wipe the sweat from her brow now
Could’ve have done better Ocho.
I kinda like Chad despite his ego.
What kind of jumpsuit
SR – you and these PICS! I wonder where this was tahen.
Evelyn is built to take a plowing!
Hmph. Ok.
That yt girl lookin at Evelyn’s azz like she want a small quick taste of it!

goat76 says:
Could’ve have done better Ocho.
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Who Evilyn?
With her stank azz attitude? 
This is good news to groupies and strippers who thought Johnson was a waste of a lap dance.
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ev lookn like the opening act for cirque du soleil in that gettup. i hate them damn catsuit thingies.
WHy did he school his boy Terrell
Have a baby by him and become a millionaire….How many kids he got. When it pays to trick….
Lol… So when is the show with him and Ev coming back on?
@MAN
Finally decided to show your face, huh? I got a fresh Sharpie to fill in the hairline for you. Since I’m still tryna be sht.
I know that marriage was doomed if thats what Evelyn wore after the ceremony.
Such A F’n Lady says:
goat76 says:
Could’ve have done better Ocho.
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Who Evilyn?
With her stank azz attitude?
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No Chad.
When I become rich, I’m going no further than the SandraRose fam to hand pick my wife.
ev body
yo.
Given that it wasn’t my money to begin with, am I supposed to jump for joy at this news? I mean, in this day and age, I’m doing good to buy a Chico Stick and a pack of Now-n-Laters.
Oh wait…..this is 2013…..Sandrita’s roses are trying to be better in the New Year.
*didnt*
I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?
*and
Her catsuit looks like the upgraded version from Fredricks of Hollywood catsuit. iono like it..it don’t look comfortable.
Oh Ev threw out her Body Magic too?
I aint know.
Gone head ghul.
Let that FUPA hang free.
BoogieNites says:
ev lookn like the opening act for cirque du soleil in that gettup. i hate them damn catsuit thingies.
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Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice
@ OTB – now, how long were you thinking about a VCH? Interesting!
Im unreasonable. The white girl need her shoes on at my wedding. And she needs a better dress. And a hairdo. No white hair at my wedding.
The only ppl who i would let stand beside me in photos live thousands of miles away. I mean besides the groom…who I dont have…yet.
@GOAT
Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.
what in the tina turner catsuit camel toe heyul DOES THAT BISH GOT ON?
@NAIJA
“and his pension is nice too I’m sure”
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They can’t collect pension until they are 55 yrs old.
Nakeya_j says:
I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?
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Of course he’s not broke
goat76 says:
When I become rich, I’m going no further than the SandraRose fam to hand pick my wife.
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Oh REALLY now? *primping hair* Let me know when that happens.
I kid, I kid….maybe
He needs to be tryin to hide some of them funds..dese broads is takin note!
Good for him hopefully he can conserve and dont be like his boy 2 years from now
She looks so stupid
AND ummmmerummmmm, he should have some money!
Shay_OH says:
Oprahs Bunion says:
Oprahs Bunion says:
Shay_OH – who is that in your gravi?
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LOL – That’s me in the 80?s. I was trying to find one of me with my Michael Jackson Thiller jacket on, but couldn’t locate one, so the next best thing I could find was one with my with my big azz hair posing in front of a fan, which was the 2nd most popular prop, just behind the big, bamboo chair.
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I love it Shay!! WERKKK hunty!!! I wish I could maximize that photo!
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Someone (I can’t recall who offhand) said I looked like Bunny DeBarge or one of the lost Jacksons!!!
@ Jenie – thanks hun!
In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.
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nope. thas the crotch area of ev’s catsuit.
#scratchandsniff
@TY
Groupies on Ice? I am unable.
I had to do a triple take at that nasty a$$ed jumpsuit….it looks like it’s cutting off all circulation in her nether region. Nasty!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Nakeya_j says:
I like Chad….glad to know he is not broke. So are him adn Ev getting back together or what?
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Of course he’s not broke
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See that’s the thing, I never thought he was broke, but ppl were talking like he was. I never understand when ball players (basketball and football) go broke. What is it that they do with all the money?! Like Terell Owens for example.
I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had
BoogieNites says:
In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.
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OMG neither does one of my co-workers. At first I thought someone had nasty smelling food, but nope, it’s her. smh.
@OB about a year. I just wanted the decor..I became more interested in the other aspects later.
I mean besides the groom…who I dont have…yet
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One day your BOAZ is getting ready for you, as you prepare for him. SOON!
Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice
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“Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.”
See that’s the thing, I never thought he was broke, but ppl were talking like he was. I never understand when ball players (basketball and football) go broke. What is it that they do with all the money?! Like Terell Owens for example.
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they buy depreciable ish…they spend millions on houses and forget they have to pay at least 6 figure taxes EVERY year…they trick off on their groupies and entourages…watch 30 for 30 BROKE to get some insight
Welp, I’m off to do some work, since they payin’ me and all….I will check in later!
@NAIJA
“I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had”
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A commitment ceremony?
Looks like some shyt from Groupies on Ice -Ty
and
No white hair at my wedding. -OTB
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effn azzholes. and still aint shyt.
Does this heffa have on a white catsuit?! FUPA?
I want a wedding without the marriage…basically what they had
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My dream.
I want to do a registry. I need to furnish his house and mine..
This post is boring be back later
@SHAY – your gravi puts me in the mood to listen to Centipede
In conference room and the person sitting closet to me DOES NOT SMELL FRESH.
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Define “does not smell fresh”…..as in:
Fish
Vaginitis
Open sore
liver and onions aka left on too long menstrual napkin
mothballs
aged cheese
What?
Ty says:
WHy did he school his boy Terrell
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T.O ain’t broke he just broke on GOV Paper….. yean hear if from me
@YSO
“Finally decided to show your face, huh? I got a fresh Sharpie to fill in the hairline for you. Since I’m still tryna be sht.”
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Line is perfect… and quit being so thirsty. SMH.
they buy depreciable ish…they spend millions on houses and forget they have to pay at least 6 figure taxes EVERY year…they trick off on their groupies and entourages…watch 30 for 30 BROKE to get some insight
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I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*
One day your BOAZ is getting ready for you, as you prepare for him. SOON.
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And imma be his Ruth.
NaijaGal – You can have one, like Junita Bynum did for her birthday. She wore the dress and the whole NINE!
A commitment ceremony?
nope, a wedding
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Why we need to know he’s not broke?
I figured he still had some type of income rolling around being that he still acts the way he does. Good luck to the both of them.
Just dropping in to say hi I gots work to do…
Shay_OH says:
Someone (I can’t recall who offhand) said I looked like Bunny DeBarge or one of the lost Jacksons!!!
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Bunny DeBarge!! YESS!
Fish
Vaginitis
Open sore
liver and onions aka left on too long menstrual napkin
mothballs
aged cheese
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My mouth just kinda feel to the floor…
I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*
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apparently they do but try telling a 22 yr old with millions of dollars at his disposal what to do with his money
Line is perfect… and quit being so thirsty. SMH.
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Laughing my motherfukking ass AWF!!

FUPA?
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Fat
Upper
Puss-cee
Area
FUPA…that lil kangaroo pocket. Most women hide theirs in a Body Magic, girdles, spanx…(insert apparatus here)…Nothing wrong wit it but how you gonna getcho tiddays fixed…nevermind.
Ewww at that perv/ceremony crasher standing off to the right. Isn’t he suppose to be standing at the carving station or some chit?
OutsidetheBox says:
@OB about a year. I just wanted the decor..I became more interested in the other aspects later.
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Is it just a silver barbell? How long does it take to heal? Was it painful?? So many questions!
Besides Ev’s Gay Pride Parade Catsuit..who cares?? do you think Ev would have went back to a broke Chad?? NO she wouldn’t of.
@OTB – When I started doing my registry, I found my cousins (registry) on THEKNOT she ain’t even engaged. SMH
@ Pry AGED CHEESE, FUNKy BOOTAY
Razzy
that catsuit is gonna need tide, all, arm and hammer, gain, oxyclean, and purex in the betweenyuns area.
why would he be broke
If he has money like that, it’s time to stop the madness/groupies/evelyn, and get on the ball. Get a good paying job and stop trying to be bout it and just be about it.
Ewww at that perv/ceremony crasher standing off to the right. Isn’t he suppose to be standing at the carving station or some chit?
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did ev go back to toine?
so ummmm, duh, at ocho not being broke.
Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
Who Dat says:
FUPA…that lil kangaroo pocket
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Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.
NaijaGal says:
I will. Thanks. But I always thought they had an advisor for their spending habits, no? smh. a shame. But I will watch. *pulls out cell to get on you tube*
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apparently they do but try telling a 22 yr old with millions of dollars at his disposal what to do with his money
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True but damn. Maybe they should have a mandority class, or something to teach them what to do with the money so they won’t end up broke as hell when it’s all over. Shoot, invest or something. I don’t know.
@Pry – She just go up and left…Caught drift of Liver and Onions. Really surprised. Will never look at her the same. EVER!
@OTB – I feel you, asked my girfriend to stand beside me, but Since my life is turning into a fairytale and she looks 10 years older than me. I’m going to tell her that I changed my mind.
Since, you know I ain’t Shizz, you feel what I’m saying
Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.

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FUPA
I know a lot of gals who have these and wear the smallest clothes they can….
Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures
Takes a deep breath in….
Free
(for really gettin pierced)


OTB
Just
Oprah
Pryn
K-Dubb
Dazzle
Naija
Coco
Nakeya
V-Dot
Jennnnnnnay
Boogie
JMO
YSO
Shay
Man
I love you KDUB! FUPA

did ev go back to toine?
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last I heard he was playing for the Idaho PotatoMakers…
Do yall know what their colors were? I
that long purple dress over <—- dere in the backdrop.
Turquoise and purple for a wedding…. :drool:
Is it just a silver barbell? Yes. I thinks its a 16mm. A curved barbell tho. Its standard issue at the shop I went to until 6 weeks.
How long does it take to heal? They say 6-8 weeks in all the paperwork. Real lifers have tols me as little as 2 weeks. Its really depending on your body. The skin is so thin tho that often ppl take their jewelry out and it closes!
Was it painful?? Nah not really. A big pinch. It hurts more when I bite my tongue! I felt uncomfortable when she screwed the balls on but besides that no problems what so ever.
So many questions!
Ask away. I had 1000s too.
The eight-inch action figures are available on Amazon.com and come “…with tailored clothing, weaponry, and accessories in the likeness of characters played by Foxx, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, James Remar and Christoph Waltz.”
NaijaGal says:
Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures
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Yea I saw that….It may be a little much…
Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.
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Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers Lord.
Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
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Reason 27465835796930855 why I love me some KWALL

Hey Pumpkin’s Mama!!!!!!!!!
NaijaGal says:
Quentin Tarantino and the Weinstein company are capitalizing on the success of the Django Unchained flick with a selection of “Django” action figures
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The movie was good, but when was the last time somebody bought an action figure?
NaijaGal says:
The eight-inch action figures are available on Amazon.com and come “…with tailored clothing, weaponry, and accessories in the likeness of characters played by Foxx, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, James Remar and Christoph Waltz.”
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Does that include a wip?
Who Dat says:
Well she looks like she stuffed a pancake in her FUPA.
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Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers
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Hey Hey @PumpkinsMama
I love you KDUB! FUPA
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I love you too.
Its listed on the same site as the term…Mandinga.
#helpful.
Nakeya_j says:
Does that include a wip?
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True but damn. Maybe they should have a mandority class, or something to teach them what to do with the money so they won’t end up broke as hell when it’s all over. Shoot, invest or something. I don’t know.
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the league says they do have mandatory classes…but dudes be in there sleep and again a young man with millions of $$, who gone check him
PUMKIN
after luv 
I’m going to tell her that I changed my mind.
Since, you know I ain’t Shizz, you feel what I’m saying
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*fights the air*
YOU AINT EVAH GONNA BE!
YNGyp!!
:woot:
So many questions! Ask away. I had 1000s too.
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<<– really says i'mma pussy (no pun intended)
can u feel your urea right now? or is it numb still? biggest fear wit piercings there or the nipps is that i’ll lose all sensation.
ysoserious says:
@GOAT
Oh really? You gonna pick from among us or you gonna let us pick your wife? Either would be very interesting.
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I’m picking among the Fam. Gonna have a detailed ‘Welcome Packet’ to be entered in the pool of potentials.
Hey PM! :wave:
the league says they do have mandatory classes…but dudes be in there sleep and again a young man with millions of $$, who gone check him
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Your right…thats sad. But oh well
Who Dat says:
Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
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@ OTB Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Is this supposed to make your orgasms more intense? And when are you gonna test this out?
Ev went to the bathroom and stuffed all the cash gifts in hers Lord.

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OutsidetheBox says:
Hey PM! :wave:
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*just to clarify* … Thats you Pumpkins Mama
:wave:
What is going on wit Evelyn’s clothes They should not have let her change into that… and what kind of canga line only has 3 people?
@NAIJA
You too can play Django in the privacy of your own home only now you can put the niggas in their proper place.
#trashyasses
Hershey says:
#trashyasses
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The one that she wore two days in a row???
now you can put the niggas in their proper place
RIGHT!?! wonder if the KKK members will buy them up, you know so they can show their seeds the proper way to handle nigguhs
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Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile.
@GOAT
I see. I see. If one of the questions is about eating ass, that will narrow down your potentials considerably one way or another.
can u feel your urea right now? Urea? Have you seen a pic of a vch? There are a couple diff piercings down there…the one I have goes thru the skin of the hood vertically (not thru the little lady in the boat…thru her umbrella
)
or is it numb still? It never went numb. Didnt even get a numbing agent just iodine to clean!
biggest fear wit piercings there or the nipps is that i’ll lose all sensation.. I heard nips hurt like hell! I wouldnt do those cause if it gets too cold and I lean on my nips, i’ll murder a bish…so much less, a needle thru one.
The way the sensation thing was explained to me..is the initial spike causes some women to feel months later that theyve lost some sensation is not true tho, youve just been on ten since getting pierced. If you wanna stay on ten you would introduce a larger/longer jewel.
Hershey says:
Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too
#trashyasses
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salty i missed her bridezillas.
Str8tUpMenace says:
Hershey says:
Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too
#trashyasses
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The one that she wore two days in a row???
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BoogieNites says:
Hershey says:
Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too
#trashyasses
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salty i missed her bridezillas.
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You ain’t miss nathan. She was still an ignant azz as usual.
Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Nada. Zilch. Just my ears. Even my second hole is closed.
Is this supposed to make your orgasms more intense? IDk they say that happens but im just vain..i wanted a sparkly pussy.
DJM. If i get the other benefits… I wont complain. Promise. LOL
And when are you gonna test this out?
LOLOLOLOLOL! Ummm
Im not going to let it get “touched” until at least 4 weeks.. but um yeah. its all good over here.. hehehe
Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile
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she look just like her momma *shivers* and her pops and uncle were some real live nigguhs
and what kind of canga line only has 3 people?
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The one that MAY include the same 3 people in the hotel room later on that night…
I see. I see. If one of the questions is about eating ass, that will narrow down your potentials considerably one way or another.
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Truuueeee.
prynsexxx says:
Str8tUpMenace says:
Hershey says:
Ev’s onesie reminds me of a stylish pamper…Natalie the chin Nunn had on one like this for her circus of a wedding too
#trashyasses
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The one that she wore two days in a row???
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Ewwwww, did she????
yea i saw the pics.
my hood is a part of my urea..i think
but thanks for the clarification on the other stuff.
I just noticed the look on that dog’s face.
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Its fukking awesome. I die.
NaijaGal says:
Speaking of Long Chin, that is one unfortunate faced chile
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she look just like her momma *shivers* and her pops and uncle were some real live nigguhs
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@MIRS
<–That's my Husky's Beyface.
OutsidetheBox says:
I just noticed the look on that dog’s face.
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Its fukking awesome. I die.
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YASSSSSSSSS!!!! I love it!!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Do you have other piercings or tatoos? Nada. Zilch. Just my ears.
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So no other tats or piercings, but you wanted a sparkly puz.z.y. Very interesting. I don’t have any of those things either. I have always thought about that, but wasn’t curious enough to get one. How much was it?
ysoserious says:
@MIRS
<–That's my Husky's Beyface.
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She looks just like his azz, too.
#ikid
Who Dat says:
Maybe she passed the catsuit to LisaRaye when she was done.
Chile that suit would have more miles than a F150
Two stepping by itself and what not 
Maybe it CAME from LisaRaye…something borrowed.
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Lisa and Ev wearing the same catsuit
my hood is a part of my urea..i think
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*holds the mirror twinxt your legs like Shug did Ms. Celie.*
So no other tats or piercings, but you wanted a sparkly puz.z.y. Very interesting. I don’t have any of those things either. I have always thought about that, but wasn’t curious enough to get one. How much was
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I know..weird right. With tatts I cant think of anything I like that much..not even my kids.. with a piercing, I feel I can let it go if I dont fancy it anymore. #commitmentissues
It was $71 total. With an after care spray.
The one that MAY include the same 3 people in the hotel room later on that night…

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shuddup, OTB
i know what a hood is. and i know what mine looks like
but i was jus sayin that if i pierced it, i would worry bout the whole shebang down there gettn affected ………….. oh nevermind. 
@Mirs
Yes.
what smells like vagina and metal?
I want you to take another look. With the same mirror you tweeze your brows with or the mirror we dig in our pores with..
I just wanted a sparkly pussy
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Passed Out