We can add blogger Perez Hilton’s name to the list of celebrities who purchased a human accessory for self-serving reasons. Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, paid a surrogate to rent out her womb for about 8 months. When the premature boy was delivered — just 3 weeks ago, Hilton wasted no time setting up interviews and organizing magazine photo shoots.
For this LA Times article, Lavandeira, 34, stripped off his shirt and dragged the child into a bathtub, with powerful studio lights positioned overhead. Is it any wonder the infant looks terrified in almost every shot? The narcissist couldn’t wait 6 months to exploit the baby for his own immediate gratification. These photos are mildly disturbing. I feel sorry for the kid.
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Photos: Charles Fuoco/PerezHilton.com
Wow Perez Hilton looks happy and different. Congratulation on the baby.
He is a little cutie. Is his egg donor someone he knows well?
He seems to be doing pretty good for himself without needing the added publicity of buying a baby.
Maybe he’s just excited *shrugs*
Uhhh the baby did look scared in the one picture and I do not love how these pictures look. It’s almost weird to me.
Why did they give this fool a baby
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Why did they give this fool a baby
That baby scared cause he ugly wit his big head azz
Nakeya hi hun :wave:
cute baby tho
Who Dat says:
What say yew?
Ok do this ish dnt look right. Po po child
Hey Hony! How are you?
Lord have mercy
and he so Tiny
there is no way all those folks should be around that child as in the camera crew 
Phone typin ain’t ish
Precious!
He’s here…Time for me to go serve him lunch. Maybe I will see you all later. If not… have a blessed weekend, be safe, enjoy and relax.
perez, take ‘your sexy’ BACK!
And leave it there! THis is MISCONDUCT to my eyes 
I dont like how ppl think its ok to stick a finger in a little baby’s mouth. I hate that!!!
Is he goin to try breast feeding too
Who plays around in the tub with a newborn
That baby aint no toy dumbazz
The Baby in that second pic is like
If raising a child makes him a better and more aware human, so be it…
Not like it will do that for dry puzz kardashian, but whatevs…
Honycoatd says:
He’s here…Time for me to go serve him lunch. Maybe I will see you all later. If not… have a blessed weekend, be safe, enjoy and relax.
We’ll see you in 8 minutes
#ikidikid #butdontkillhimif….
That first picture is super disturbing! He looks like a predator and the poor child is prey. I’m still confused at how they let gays adopt babies, especially the men.
The post has all the makings of some real Friday afternoon fuggery.
Gays
Surrogacy
Single parents
Hail Perez is gay…so Single Ladies/Mommas.
The Bible is SURE to be quoted.
Thanks for this. That doughnut musta been good.
–Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
for the baby yall!
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That I will do
Who plays around in the tub with a newborn
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This!
From downstairs:
DIVA girl that fune had me. I knew I was gonna be a cry baby at the opening credits when they slowed down the music and you saw bits of JR and then the final walk
that damn Emma is hoe, Anna got a taste of her own medicine wont say anything else bc you HAVE TO WATCH Monday’s epi
I don’t think I’m going to be able to find anything nice to say
He looks like a proud/happy father. Maybe the pics look weird because we know its Perez?
Sprites I tell ya lawd
We’ll see you in 8 minutes

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I’m still confused at how they let gays adopt babies, especially the men
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surely you jest with this 1950’s comment 
Nakeya_j says:
I dont like how ppl think its ok to stick a finger in a little baby’s mouth. I hate that!!!
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He’s prepping the baby for the fuckery to come. Something about him and these pics are very creepy!
Diva says:
none of those pics look right to me. Perez look like Andre the Giant..I hate when people put they fingers in babies mouth like that…get a muthafuggin
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Exactly
nasty azz ugh
MissHarlem says:
From downstairs:
nah son
DIVA girl that fune had me. I knew I was gonna be a cry baby at the opening credits when they slowed down the music and you saw bits of JR and then the final walk that damn Emma is hoe, Anna got a taste of her own medicine wont say anything else bc you HAVE TO WATCH Monday’s epi
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Girl I had snot flowing wif my tears!!!! OAN that Emma she shole is a hoe!!!! I’mma watch the episode tonight so I’m caught up for Monday. We’ll discuss next week
I think he is going to be a good daddy ! I wonder if he has a partner or if he did this all on his own…
MissHarlem, would you let a gay man babysit your son?
MissHarlem says:
I’m still confused at how they let gays adopt babies, especially the men
^ surely you jest with this 1950?s comment
#Helpful
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The same way they let other ppl adopt babies.
@Gelly me either
He is doing to much with that child in these photos, he act like that baby bout 5 months or something.
I hate when people put they fingers in babies mouth like that
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even with clean hands?
Ummmmmmmm
MissHarlem, would you let a gay man babysit your son?

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What’s the gay going to do? Rub off onto the next man/boy? Come on now.
Why is he putting his fingas in that baby’s mouth?
Its his child he can do what he……..
JR Ewing

And I haven’t seen one episode and can’t discuss with you and MsDiva
Is it on netflix?
Awww congrats! Sandra this is no diff than any other new parent taking excessive amounts of pics and sharing.
I hate when people put they fingers in babies mouth like that
I just dont like it. JMO
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even with clean hands?
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supa says:
MissHarlem, would you let a gay man babysit your son?
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I would if its my friend Greg yes
surely you jest with this 1950?s comment
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I swear that didnt take long. Just said what fulla fuggery this post gonna be filt with and then …BAM!
@Diva he do got a big azz head, though
What’s wrong with a gay babysitter?
Who Dat says:
The post has all the makings of some real Friday afternoon fuggery.
Gays
Surrogacy
Single parents
Hail Perez is gay…so Single Ladies/Mommas.
The Bible is SURE to be quoted.
Thanks for this. That doughnut musta been good.
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xamayca you are a lil bit banging
You ladies who think that this is cute are the biggest problem we have. I guess you won’t understand until one of those sick men does some foul $hit to your sons. What a shame!
GellySammich says:
I hate when people put they fingers in babies mouth like that
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even with clean hands?
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even with clean hands! yep….a baby don’t need to be sucking on noboby’s fanga…put his own fanga in his mouth!!! A bish azz nurse did my baby like that in the hospital. I told that bish get your finger outta my baby mouth..I think my head spent around…I just gave birth and was finna murder that nurse….
SUPA
if I had a son I damn sure would let my cousin babysit him. Chit he more overprotective than a lil and what he do in his own bedroom which is PERSONAL/PRIVATE aint got a thing to do with my child. I dont do backwards mentality and Im very open minded so please excuse my laughter I just find this funny. No shade
KyCakes says:
@Diva he do got a big azz head, though
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fugg yeah a big azz water bug head
I didn’t let ANYBODY around my baby until she was two months except her father of course. I told my parents not to book a flight until I called, his family had to stay their high a*sses away from my house. Once she got cleared with her 2mo old shots, then I let her be around all the germs that come with life.
In other words, although Perez looks like a proud dad, I think he should have taken some newborn baby classes before taking custody of this child.
Your yuckies in your undies mixing with the baby in a diaper in a bathtub is not sanitary… it’s not even your own flesh and blood in the tub with you. not sanitary Perez.
I do not enjoy the pic of him fingering that bebehs mouth
I was waiting on this write up. Cant wait till necole bitchie has one, lol
jeniefrumdabloc says:
He is doing to much with that child in these photos, he act like that baby bout 5 months or something.
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I think that might be part of my issue. Nothing in these pictures looks like he knows what he’s doing
@Supa please elaborate….whats wrong with a gay man having a child?
@gelly Awww thanks :hugs:
@SUPA.. SICK AND GAY aint really synonyms… MEN WHO ARE MARRIED TO GROWN women rape kids too!! YOUR MENTALITY is what is wrong so bye
The issue should not be that he is gay, hell Perez is a damn fool and I think something is wrong with that nut mentally
why would you give someone like that a child 
Supa
*Pushes Gelly back* Xamayca you ill banging ma!!!! :wave:
Speaking of yt celebs, did you guys see what Amanda Bynes tweeted to Drake?
Diva says:
GellySammich says:
I hate when people put they fingers in babies mouth like that
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even with clean hands?
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even with clean hands! yep….a baby don’t need to be sucking on noboby’s fanga…put his own fanga in his mouth!!! A bish azz nurse did my baby like that in the hospital. I told that bish get your finger outta my baby mouth..I think my head spent around…I just gave birth and was finna murder that nurse….
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Getting a big arse piece of food out cuz they were being little greedy buggers. I can see that. But, this……nope.
supa says:
You ladies who think that this is cute are the biggest problem we have.
Shame
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Oh you’re a homophobe, huh?
da fugg?
Whether or not we agree with each other, so what! If folks ‘think’ it’s cute, so what
Maybe they don’t have children and they are looking at these pics differently 
#shameonsomewhere
MissTaken says:
he looks like Cher’s tv son on the movie the mask.
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I just don’t like the hands in mouth and also his body looks morphed in the second pic. He doin too much but I dunno him well enough to speculate bout his motives
Drag city beesh drag drag city beesh
MissTaken says:
YEW MA’AM get!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
The issue should not be that he is gay, hell Perez is a damn fool and I think something is wrong with that nut mentally why would you give someone like that a child
^
C.R.E.A.M.
@Diva aww shucks *blushes* I just got my hair cut *flips hair* Thank you
The very FIRST Pediatrician we had 18 yo at when she was born put her fanger in her mouth like that pic… and baybbbbbbbbay when I say her dad went smoove the hail off???
Next day she was a patient at the practice me and my sisters grew up at
sassyshe says:
Speaking of yt celebs, did you guys see what Amanda Bynes tweeted to Drake?
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Another mental case that trully needs to be in an institution
Welp! There you have it…I’m outnumbered by numskulls. Carry on people. Carry on.
What’s wrong with a gay babysitter?
the gays
by <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers on Mar 22, 2013 at 2:43 pm
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I guess they be trying to wear the baby's clothes and steal their food to soften up they booty homes for the gerbils? Hungry naked baby
Diva says:
*Pushes Gelly back* Xamayca you ill banging ma!!!!
Diva don’t you have enough asses to lick around here?!
I bet she got that nasty womens disease.
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KyCakes says:
supa says:
You ladies who think that this is cute are the biggest problem we have.
Shame
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Oh you’re a homophobe, huh?
He thinks all gay men are pedophiles?!
The only man I truly trust around my child other than her father is her father’s gay uncle. That n*gga will die for my child.. hell, he forgets she is mine sometimes. I trust him 100 percent.
And this is coming from a 2013 Catholic raised woman who don’t give a f*ck what anybody religious, atheist, straight or gay thinks about who I let around MY child.
he looks like Cher’s tv son on the movie the mask.
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Rocky with the headaches
supa says:
Welp! There you have it…I’m outnumbered by numskulls. Carry on people. Carry on.
^^ WELP may God bless u and your sensitive skull
@Sassy what did she tweet? LOL
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Drag city beesh drag drag city beesh
Damn you! You made me think of yesterday’s MG 
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You ladies who think that this is cute are the biggest problem we have. I guess you won’t understand until one of those sick men does some foul $hit to your sons. What a shame!
Sandusky wasn’t considered gay right? married with kids…didn’t Tyler get molested by a female? LAWD, the ignorance
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Smonae & Tisch :2dance:
@DTTS Supa is a he? Maybe he was touched in wrong ways as a youngin’
ReadingIsFundamental says:
The only man I truly trust around my child other than her father is her father’s gay uncle. That n*gga will die for my child.. hell, he forgets she is mine sometimes. I trust him 100 percent.
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Girl don’t get me started on my friend Greg, hunny he is the same way
Friggin Road Scholer showing up on a Friday
“numskulls” Da phuck u get this from Three Stooges, nobody says this chit u really are stuck in the 50’s
wth!
KyCakes says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Drag city beesh drag drag city beesh
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Damn you! You made me think of yesterday’s MG
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@RIF hush chile… You gonna have your kid round who YOU trust. You can’t fight ignorance with logic. Won’t work.
:hugs: HIS
You ladies who think that this is cute are the biggest problem we have. I guess you won’t understand until one of those sick men does some foul $hit to your sons. What a shame!
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Sandusky wasn’t considered gay right? married with kids…didn’t Tyler get molested by a female? LAWD, the ignorance
@Hissy
Who cares that he put his fingers in HIS baby’s mouth. Im a germophobe so I get what yall saying BUT he is the father so he is excited and doing what he feels comfortable. I got pics of me and my Mom in the tub and I was prob just a lil bigger than that. Chile boo bye
FIANCE well either way you should be on that text
If people still think like that we would still be slaves
His
Drag city beesh drag drag city beesh
by jeniefrumdabloc on Mar 22, 2013 at 2:47 pm
I.DEAD
Shhh Naija, we are numb skulls
Who thee fugg even says THAT?!
Welp! There you have it…I’m outnumbered by numskulls. Carry on people. Carry on.
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SO now we are:
Bitter
Ugly
Single
and numskulls
Ok got it. *rolls eyes*
Numskulls even…
That mufugga is crazy :rollseyes:
Friggin Road Scholer showing up on a Friday
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I KNEW it when I posted what I did.
I already know what a post like this brangs…some bullchit
Nakeya_j says:
Welp! There you have it…I’m outnumbered by numskulls. Carry on people. Carry on.
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SO now we are:
Bitter
Ugly
Single
and numskulls
Ok got it. *rolls eyes*
And FAT
LOOOONELY
@xamayca she said she wants drake to murder her vagina
I’m out yall
I aint gonna debate this bull when I look through cases to FIND child molesters cuz they are MY PERSONAL #1 priority. I want all a dem before a judge and removed from the country immediately. Umm yeah I know wtf a child molester look like and the majority of em (i see here) are NOT GAY MEN.
I’m outnumbered by educated well thought out minds. Damn Im no match Carry on people. Carry on.
#FIXED
Fiance WHAT TEXT?
“numskulls” Da phuck u get this from Three Stooges, nobody says this chit u really are stuck in the 50?s

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he looks like Cher’s tv son on the movie the mask.
MissTaken time of e-death 2:55 est… Gone too soon
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Rocky with the headaches
by Who Dat on Mar 22, 2013 at 2:49 pm
I am so ready to go, I gotta do somebody damn hair tonight
ion feel like doing that crap either
see this is why I don’t do hair for a living . One minute I’m in the mood the next I’m like 
If people still think like that we would still be slaves
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mental slavery is alive and well
I got pics of me and my Mom in the tub and I was prob just a lil bigger than that.
Nipple, finger…. whatever he wanted he could have. I’ll dig in his nose too! 
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I took baths with my newborn. Shooo we just took a shower a couple weeks ago. I don’t mind more “primal” ways of doing things as long as you’re clean.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Nakeya_j says:
Welp! There you have it…I’m outnumbered by numskulls. Carry on people. Carry on.
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SO now we are:
Bitter
Ugly
Single
and numskulls
Ok got it. *rolls eyes*
And FAT
LOOOONELY
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Thanks hun, I forgot that part. smh. I hope that person has NO kids and passes that type of thinking to them. so sad. Do better.
Shrugs. He’s a new parent and new parents tend to be super excited and want to take lots of pics (I know we do). These pics dont freak me out…Everything isn’t sexual or has a sexual connotation with it. Maybe I’m green but I just dont see it…
@xamayca she said she wants drake to murder her vagina
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Kill the bisch
sassyshe says:
@xamayca she said she wants drake to murder her vagina
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Well Dayum Mandi. Imma use that one tho…
Najia

mental slavery is alive and well
^ GIIRLLL he got inspired by DJANGO bc other than that Massa set us free
FIANCE
text my ass tonight
@supa
I really hope if you have kids and the ppl who watch them are not being watched by ppl who are on the DL. You might have a heart attack. Please go and read and learn something so you can have conversation that does not sound so crazy. Do better boo.
MzTisch says:
Diva says:
GellySammich says:
I hate when people put they fingers in babies mouth like that
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even with clean hands?
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even with clean hands! yep….a baby don’t need to be sucking on noboby’s fanga…put his own fanga in his mouth!!! A bish azz nurse did my baby like that in the hospital. I told that bish get your finger outta my baby mouth..I think my head spent around…I just gave birth and was finna murder that nurse….
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Getting a big arse piece of food out cuz they were being little greedy buggers. I can see that. But, this……nope.
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Hey people have ya’ll seen the way this man is Perez
ya’ll really think he has all his screws, scratch the sexuality, cause I quite a few great gay parents, but dude seems off, like he needs to be on med 
Mofo still got Leave it Beaver, All in the Family and Patridge Family on their tube. Someone throw his ass the TV Guide to the 2000’s please
Everything isn’t sexual or has a sexual connotation with it.
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I did npot think the pictures were weird in a sexual way. I thought it was just weird. His faces more than anything. I think he is a weirdo anyway.
I dont see chit sexual about these pics, he just a new parent.
:woot: goes out to MzTisch for C.R.E.A.M.
GellySammich says:
Diva says:
*Pushes Gelly back* Xamayca you ill banging ma!!!!
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Diva don’t you have enough asses to lick around here?!
I bet she got that nasty womens disease.
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yeah Gelly yous right!!!! A bish just greedy..blame my parents cause me being an only child and shyt I think I gots to have it ALL 
DIVA we got a date on Monday so dont be late and then again on Tuesday
JENIE I never cared enough about him to see if he is off *pinky swear*
We’ll see you in 8 minutes #ikidikid #butdontkillhimif….

by <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers on Mar 22, 2013 at 2:38 pm
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MissHarlem says:
DIVA we got a date on Monday so dont be late and then again on Tuesday
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We are here ma :fistbump: I’mma set my watch
ION think anyone saw anything sexual
No tv guide for him, just a bop on the noggin with the newspaper
tv section–>

I ain’t see the fanga pic as being sexual. I’m seeing it as ewwww….where da fugg your hands been? Yes, you may have washed them. But, in between that and handling that child how many times have you touch something else or touched your face. Baby ain’t een immune to the world yet. Parent or not. I’m doing it to save yo life. Dayum, lil Jojo I ain’t realize this fish got bones. Lemme get that….
Lawd help me…it is only 2 o’clock!!! Sandra can we get some WOOD please…I beg of you!
North Dakota Becomes First State To Ban All Abortions By Defining Life At Conception
By Tara Culp-Ressler on Mar 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm
North Dakota lawmakers voted on Friday afternoon to pass a “personhood” abortion ban, which would endow fertilized eggs with all the rights of U.S. citizens and effectively outlaw abortion. The measure, which passed the Senate last month, passed the House by a 57-35 vote and will now head to Republican Gov. Jack Dalrymple’s desk.
The personhood ban will have far-reaching consequences even beyond abortion care, since it will charge doctors who damage embryos with criminal negligence. Doctors in the state say it will also prevent them from performing in vitro fertilization, and some medical professionals have vowed to leave the state if it is signed into law.
The measure is so extreme that some pro-life Republicans in the state have come out against it, planning to join a pro-choice rally in the state capital on Monday to oppose the far-right abortion restriction. “We have stepped over the line,” Republican state Rep. Kathy Hawken (R-Fargo) said of the recent push to pass personhood. “North Dakota hasn’t even passed a primary seatbelt law, but we have the most invasive attack on women’s health anywhere.”
Personhood advocates have pushed their agenda in states throughout the country over the past several years, but their measures have so far been unable to advance. North Dakota is the first state to pass a personhood abortion ban.
Where is INTENSE… I know she has an opinion on this. hehe
Look here don’t be coming in here with your ‘physiochotic’ ideas as to this being gay.
Gay is not a disease and it aint contagious,just like sucking dack aint gonna give you cancer.
You are on the wrong blog with your ideas…besides don’t you have a bomb shelter to build cause I heard the world was gonna end?
I’m still confused at how they let gays adopt babies, especially the men…
and
You ladies who think that this is cute are the biggest problem we have. I guess you won’t understand until one of those sick men does some foul $hit to your sons. What a shame!
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That’s straight/ignorance hate right there. No shade but seriously, are you living in the backwoods of some town in Mississippi?
I was both adopted AND taken advantage of as a child. I was adopted into a family that is NOT my race and 2) abused by a pervert who was straight. Love has no color or sexual orientation and sexual deviants have no specific sexual orientation. The sickness has to do more with power and less to do with sex anyhow.