Shock singer Lady Gaga hoped last night would cap her big comeback after her long hiatus to undergo hip surgery. But Gaga’s well-laid plans of mischief and mayhem for the MTV VMA’s were foiled by young upstart Miley Cyrus, who had plans of her own.
Cyrus, who has twerked her way into the hearts of hoodrats everywhere, hit the stage twerking in a teeny, tiny vinyl bikini. Cyrus’s controversial booty poppin’ shocked veteran actor Will Smith who brought along his two children. After the slutty performance, comedian Kevin Hart quipped, “Miley better get a pregnancy test after all that twerkin’.”
The night’s most memorable moment — at least for Harry Styles fans — was when Styles’ ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift mouthed the words “shut the f*ck up,” when Styles hit the stage.
And emotional rapper Drake got all singsongy when he performed “Hold On, We’re Coming Home,” as Rihanna looked on admiringly. Supposedly Rihanna and Drake had a quiet dinner in New York on Saturday. For his backdrop Drake recreated the sky blue themes of his two album covers for his upcoming album Nothing Was the Same. Drake can’t make up his mind if he wants to be hard for the fellas or go soft for the ladies like Robin Thicke.
Photos: Larry Busacca/Getty Images; MTV.com
Drake is such a bytch
how can anyone take this fool seriously is beyond me ……. and Miley ole sucked in Booty azz 
terrible
Quit callin this ole ish twerking. Been doin that in the club
Taylor Swift
I guess I was the only one who didn’t know the VMAs was on last night.
Drake gives a good concert
Miley’ tongue is about 12 inches long too
I guess I was the only one who didn’t know the VMAs was on last night———————-
Hecks naw, I surely didnt. I don’t watch Award shows anymore, what for?
Hell thats the same move Kenya did on Cynthia’s hubby
Sandra Rose says:
I guess I was the only one who didn’t know the VMAs was on last night.
and then I saw my newsfeed…… I turned to it when JT was on the stage.
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Nope I was watching Breaking Bad
I expected Wheelchair Jimmy Brooks to take dayum flight at anyyyyyyyy moment during that performance. Like Pink when she be doing her acrobatics.
Then again what do we expect from a chick whose father’s name is BILLY RAY
Who Dat says:
I expected Wheelchair Jimmy Brooks to take dayum flight at anyyyyyyyy moment during that performance. Like Pink when she be doing her acrobatics.
<— like that? 
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Then again what do we expect from a chick whose father’s name is BILLY RAY
have you seen the spoof for her we cant stop vid?
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And to those that would ask, what was Paula thinking
that’s beesh was stoned out her mind last night 
she we was floating hunny …. Paula >>>>>>> 
Let me go check
oh wow i missed it lastnight
Miley looked disgusting and she sang off key the entire time.
Razzle, I left my mommy advice downstairs, NOW DO IT!
Jenny
Kdub,San, and 
for you SR! 
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Robin needs his azz beat and MS just straight trash
Good Morning Sandra and Roses!!!!
First of all I had no clue the VMAs were even on!……and as for Miley………..Ma’am Please Have All The Seats Available!!!….
Robin is dead azz wrong for that outfit
dead azz wrong ….. them tight azz pants 
come on dude. I’m looking at that GIF up top 
So what did Taylor Swift hating ass tweet last night [about Kanye]?
I bet the ride home included plenty of “If you evers…..” to Willow
Sandra Rose says:
I guess I was the only one who didn’t know the VMAs was on last night.
nope auntie you’re not the only one
I saw the highlights this morning and
at miley, lady gaga & lil kim’s outfit
SO glad I didn’t miss breaking bad for this!
DTS
I still forgot to call you 
forgive me 
Miley LOOKS like she let Juicy J SMASH
Billy Ray come and get your daughter !!!!
Like somebody said downstairs…Miley gave every yt bish in trailer parks from Maine to Barstow California HOPE during that performance. Which is her given middle name. Hope. She gave them some last night. Them hoes was at home with their 5-6 kids…(at least one of em is mixed)…smoking their METH laced cigs in the back bedroom…practicing in the mirra.
Its gonna be another up in rehab numbers after that. The last rehab boom was thanks to Fergie.
Bish needed to be twerking in the bedroom with the fiance that dumped her azz
Sandra are we getting any pics from Monica’s baby shower?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
DTS
I still forgot to call you 
forgive me 
IT better be today too :arnoldface:
I’m shame that Robin wore that prison ensemble as a slap in the proactive faces of the Gaye family since he stole from Marvin’s hymn booklet.
didn’t see this mess until i went on youtube this am. All i can say miley wants to be black so bad and the monkey awards still come on tv?
Selena Gomez is a pretty young lady but she looks so young
like she is a 13 yr old with make up on
Just came from downstairs, Auntie u still didn’t get your :couch: U should’ve let us finish dragging their azz, we already had them on the
You would’ve got your couch, two lamps, and end tables
*scrolls up to read post*
Monica, just put the pic up in your gravi!
*snickers*
Smonae
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I am
at jaden’s wtf facial expression
Carrington says:
I’m shame that Robin wore that prison ensemble
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
It’s almost cold outside agane
GOOD MORNING YALL!!!
The funniest shyt to happen was the Beats by Dre Speakers Commercial
That joka said… “that’s not twerking, thought you needed an ass to do that… Sir Mixalot is somewhere crying right now!”
DTS
jazi65 says:
I am
at jaden’s wtf facial expression
From the alien movie
is THAT?!?! 
Like
@jENIE… Selena azz look like she still on barney
Them hoes was at home with their 5-6 kids…(at least one of em is mixed)…smoking their METH laced cigs in the back bedroom…practicing in the mirra.
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Chile Miley made sure she wouldn’t get any new checks from Disney last night
Ty13 was like
She still has her Hannah Montana comforter set 
DTS
what’s good Ma?
Yea i’m looking forward to the cold. *going in storage to get the mink and going to see how the rooftop holding up.
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
Razzle, YOU are the boss! If you can’t hear him coming in, maybe you can set an alarm at say 3 am to see if he is in there–AND THEN you move him back. You break the habit for him Doing it over and over, will get him to see that “oh, I am right back where I started” and then he’ll stop (I believe after about 3-4 wks).
Now, if he sick, it’s fine IMB
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I mean there are times when he’s gotten in my bed and I’ve put him right back in the bed.. but I value sleep…There was a time where I couldn’t get to sleep until 1 or 2 in the morning on a weeknight so I would just let him.
I probably won’t set the alarm due to me valuing sleep lol but I’ll make the effort if i feel a foot in my kidney to put him in his own bed as opposed to just rolling over lol
That joka said… “that’s not twerking, thought you needed an ass to do that… Sir Mixalot is somewhere crying right now!”
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@dtts are you named Sandra? Its lam now, I am not Mo. For the last damn time.
#immahaveanewjointthiswinter
molyfe says:
@dtts are you named Sandra? Its lam now, I am not Mo. For the last damn time.
Question #1. Answer NO
It is 10:13 A.M.
Now settle down
GM Sandra
Mainy
Luvn
Jenie
San
Who Dat
Razzle
Ty
MsB
Dtts :hugs:
NY
MrsLP
Wut
Lex
Jazi
KABYEYOU
molyfe
Carrington
2Know
Sandra I didnt either too busy watching Dexter & Ray Donavan. I just saw a tweet about this mess.
Miley did the Red Nose on Robin, now that’s too funny! Lawd help this child!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Robin is dead azz wrong for that outfit
dead azz wrong
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He was paying homage to all the Foot Locker employees
I only caught pieces of the show, what did Paula do
:wave: All
Morning Roses.
Miany says:
@jENIE… Selena azz look like she still on barney
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
Selena Gomez is a pretty young lady but she looks so young like she is a 13 yr old with make up on
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I HATE her singing voice.
*brushes off the rooftop for DTS* YEAH BUDDY!!!
Now put the pics up! *snickers*
Smonae
Morning 
I did not see the awards last night, but Auntie this has to be the post of the year! I am in tears LMAO!!!
Auntie is a mess for this one.
Good Morning Smonae
Ty Paula did nothing
but when I did see her she was looking like
>>>>
Smonae
2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:
*brushes off the rooftop for DTS* YEAH BUDDY!!!
Imma stop at Target and see if I can find a hammock on Clearance
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Smonae
Hey suuuugah
KayCeiSoul says:
I did not see the awards last night, but Auntie this has to be the post of the year! I am in tears LMAO!!!
Auntie is a mess for this one.
Them hoes was at home with their 5-6 kids…(at least one of em is mixed)…smoking their METH laced cigs in the back bedroom…practicing in the mirra.
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@ Smonae
Not helping matters was the fact for his first album I used to confuse Robin Thicke with the dude from Jamiroquai all the time. So last night with that gatdayum OUTFIT on I was expecting him to bust out at any second with VIRTUALLLLLLLLLLLLLL INSAN-ITY
We don’t need no hammock DTS got a inflated bed on clearance at wally world:
Was that his Blurred Lines ensemble?
Who saw Paula? I need a visual
Somebody please tell Lil Kim how bad she looks
2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:
We don’t need no hammock DTS got a inflated bed on clearance at wally world:
Okayyyyy, I was just trying to be brand new
#neverfuggdinahammock 
How is everything?
Lil Kim’s shout out to BK sounded so dayum Valley Girl I wanted to DIE. Bish sitcho Barbie Doll parts illy formed arse face down someplace.
Hey smonae! I was so lost last night with out my episode of TB
but there absolutely WILL be a season 7 next summer
Ty says:
Somebody please tell Lil Kim how bad she looks
#TeamLilKim
#TeamGetMoney
*closes eyes and ears because ION wanna see*
everything is everything. working and doing mad travel. how things in your world DTS?
I might have to re:thinking: that hammock though b/c its a great thing to fugg in it
OTM is reporting that Paula came for Miley backstage
Who Dat says:
Lil Kim’s shout out to BK sounded so dayum Valley Girl I wanted to DIE. Bish sitcho Barbie Doll parts illy formed arse face down someplace.
:turnsmyface:
Who Dat says:
Not helping matters was the fact for his first album I used to confuse Robin Thicke with the dude from Jamiroquai all the time. So last night with that gatdayum OUTFIT on I was expecting him to bust out at any second with VIRTUALLLLLLLLLLLLLL INSAN-ITY
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2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:
everything is everything. working and doing mad travel. how things in your world DTS?
I might have to re:thinking: that hammock though b/c its a great thing to fugg in it
I can’t complain, everything is going well. I will send you a new number this week
@ Yall Im team Kim too but she looked a mess and sounded like she choked on a piece of her old nose
“Brooklyn stand up”
Ty says:
OTM is reporting that Paula came for Miley backstage
Probably all drunk/high and ish
Talmbout some “lil girl, fugg you out there doing?” 
<–then falls over 
Ty says:
@ Yall Im team Kim too but she looked a mess and sounded like she choked on a piece of her old nose
“Brooklyn stand up”
b/c its a great thing to fugg in it
^^^
That ish right there, hit the spot Knowledge
It’s a new mothereffing day when the BET music awards are better than the MTV awards.
And I still got my belt ready for that hot in the ass slore Miley Cyrus. Give me 5 mins with that ass and she’ll straighten up cuz that shyt was tragic. My sis and I were like
What the FuKK is going on here?! And MTV let that shyt happen. Destroying the youth.
Folks, that is what a true meltdown is. She was straight tweaking off X on that dere stage
Kanye: COONSTATIC performance. I started cooking then and paid it no attention. BUT that idiot Jared Leno better be PRAYING to the FATHER for forgiveness, juxtaposing the Lord with that foolishness that is Kanye.
After Justin, no one else mattered. Rather, no one else CARED. Cuz they sucked.
And Katy Perry should’ve jumpoed off the Brooklyn Bridge.
And Kimberly Jones AKA Lil Kim looked like a fukkin Tranny. Born a woman, now transformed into that. FOr shame.
FOLKS: Let us assemble the Prayer Warriors cuz there is a war on our kids. That shyt was it. MTV fell the fukk off last night.
*sweeps off rooftop and pulls out chair, table and candle for DTS YEAH buddy!
Glad everything good in your world.
:wave: Morning Roses!!! that dayum Miley! My son said welp Miley has lost her Disney fans!
very distasteful what she did!
MsOnederful says:
Is someone going to write Who dat an Exit/Farewell packet…just in case
.. HEY yall….
I’m concerned
CAN somebody explain this?
Cyrus, who has twerked her way into the hearts of hoodrats everywhere, hit the stage twerking in a teeny, tiny vinyl bikini.
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I need to find out who does Drake’s eye liner and eye lash extentions! They were
GG
MsDiva
That ish right there, hit the spot Knowledge
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See DTS see you gonna have me yakking on u
Dear Mikey,
is concave I don’t think this would be difficult. Again, you are not sexy, you can’t dance, you need to put your weave back in and you looked like you smelled like chicken by the sea. Get a check for that itch. I would say I quit you but I was never on you.
I called you Mikey because you have the body of the little boy who ate the Cheerios on that commercial. Dry poking (cause there wasn’t enough rhythm to call it jumping) a fan hand while wearing the hair style of a Scottish Rite sick patient is NOT okay. You need your white spank: the inside out. Based on the fact that your
No love,
Ty says:
OTM is reporting that Paula came for Miley backstage
Probably all drunk/high and ish Talmbout some “lil girl, fugg you out there doing?” <–then falls over
August 26, 2013 at 10:36 am
Glad I missed this bs but I did see some bs on my newsfeed including this bullchit. Lil Kim look like a Mattel clearance special. Miley and her sorry excuse for an ass. She look so damn dumb and pathetic. Just too much fckry
That Miley Cyrus has not be the same since Lil Wayne gave her a shout out in that “We like Girls” song he made. I also wish black people would stop saying Miley is “ACTING BLACK”….Miley is acting “Ignorant” Lets not cross her crazy behavior with being black. Her tongue is longer than Kittens(pornstar) tongue though, I didnt even know that was possible.
And Taylor Swift needs to be punched in her face. Hard. Like right in the nose. She annoys my spirit.
Yes it is! That is an older pic too. He’s twice that size and his neck is no longer visible.
I swear I am going home and watching the awards.
Auntie done showed OUT with this post. I KEEP scrolling back up.
And this bish prolly really though Jay was giving her a shout out in his song ha
Ok, I gotta go make the donuts now, if I want to leave early.
Be ratchett, in a ladylike way yall, I’ll have hours to catch up reading later
<–Aunt Edna for you Kdub 
MsOnederful says:
Is someone going to write Who dat an Exit/Farewell packet…just in case
I’m concerned .. HEY yall….
CAN somebody explain this?
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She’s like the Godmother of SR
….. Mrs Taken
And MTV think they slick, bytches had the shyt in BK and not one black artist one…even put Macklemore in the damn Hip Hop Category
HOW ABOUT THAT A$AP Rocky and Harriet Tubman comparison?!
I died. Slowly.
Lil Kim look like a Mattel clearance special.
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Why won’t she just put an incense in her azz and be the SpokesCandle for Yankee Candle already!?!?! #EauDeBrooklynBridge. #NewFallScent.
@ Jdore…do you think they were individuals
Damn sho Mac mascara
@ Diva…that’s what I said lol She made sure she would never get any future checks from Disney
2know the ledge excuses are for the weak says:
That ish right there, hit the spot Knowledge
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See DTS see you gonna have me yakking on u
IONO what that means, but I like it
#youcrazy
#tooprecious
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SON :2dance:
GG
Oh my KC, if he is bigger now
@DTTS :wave: hey girrrrl!
Miley’s twerking gimmick is going to get old real fast. I wonder what she will do next? Give birth live onstage?
DTS lets just say u will like it
Lil Kim look like a Mattel clearance special
So you saying she looks like one of the melted dolls they throw away due to defects 
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KAY tell me Im lying if so then I will go to the
that trick look like she will melt. Im officially over the delusion that is Lil Kim
SON :2dance:
HELLO EVERYONE
MisTaken
that damn gravi
Already
Gigi26 says:
And Taylor Swift needs to be punched in her face. Hard. Like right in the nose. She annoys my spirit.
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molyfe says:
Sandra are we getting any pics from Monica’s baby shower?
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I don’t think so. The picture police were out in force at the baby shower. If you even looked like you were lifting your cell phone they were on you!
Sandra Rose says:
Miley’s twerking gimmick is going to get old real fast. I wonder what she will do next? Give birth live onstage?
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I was thinking tossing salad, since she like to use her tongue
TY
or the barbies thats bald so they just dump it. Kim said chiittt fck that Im gonna get me that and put a wig on 
its sad and the fact that she aint got no REAL friends is ridiculous
Morning Harlem
What happened to Kim, I used to love her
Again, you are not sexy, you can’t dance, you need to put your weave back in and you looked like you smelled like chicken by the sea
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*having visuals of Jessica Simpson asking if there were really chickens in the sea*
@ GiGi I cant stand Taylor either. I wish they would’ve let Carrie Underwood mop her azz last year
Sandra Rose says:
Miley’s twerking gimmick is going to get old real fast. I wonder what she will do next? Give birth live onstage?
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Nothing’s left to do besides a p*rno. She’s going to put on a cowboy hat and ride one into the sunset…show K.K. how it’s REALLY done. Bish done twerked as a prequel too?!? She got a whole industry waiting on her.
NAE Morning hun. Sorry for the ratchetness this morning but this chit got me feeling some type of way
Smonae says:
Morning Harlem
What happened to Kim, I used to love her
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Somebody lit her wick.
Monica’s baby shower was beautiful! She held her baby shower at Jermaine Dupri’s house. It was very nicely decorated with little pink baby outfits everywhere.
Thanks Sandra. Do you know why the no pics rule tho? Is there someone who has exclusive rights to them?
Monica’s baby shower was beautiful! She held her baby shower at Jermaine Dupri’s house.
Mo
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JD has a house
*goes to find her some new songwriters*
She annoys my spirit.
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So why did GaGa have to have hip surgery?
I’m a Miley stan so I didn’t hate it. I found Robin’s suit the most offensive part of the performance.
And
was that hairdo Mikey had? I call em herpes horns
Man Gaga killed that shyt and I usually don’t like her…her face is weird but she has decent intentions with her performances.
:stop: Robin Thick when your metrical stripes curve at the hips and butt as a man
Bird says:
I’m a Miley stan so I didn’t hate it. I found Robin’s suit the most offensive part of the performance.
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I’m a Miley stan so I didn’t hate it. I found Robin’s suit the most offensive part of the performance.
by Bird on Aug 26, 2013 at 10:58 am
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Bird *smacks hands* REAL TALK
How can one Stan for Mikey? All jokes aside? What do you find Stan worthy.
Taken that damn buttshot of Miley
lawd have mercy 
Monica’s baby shower was beautiful! She held her baby shower at Jermaine Dupri’s house.
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JD has a house Mo
*goes to find her some new songwriters*
by Ty on Aug 26, 2013 at 10:55 am
I thought the bank took his house 
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Bye Ty!!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Bird says:
I’m a Miley stan so I didn’t hate it. I found Robin’s suit the most offensive part of the performance.
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you joking right ?
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If you don’t stan for something, you’ll fall for anything.
Hey Jenie-Boo!
Miley is on her way to ending her career honey. Where do you go after months of flat-azzed twerking?
Taken that damn buttshot of Miley lawd have mercy
by jeniefrumdabloc on Aug 26, 2013 at 11:04 am
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She did it to herself
Stan or not it was very distasteful and offensive to watch. I was offended watching that fckry. The fact that its allowed has to :stop: this btch thought she was auditioning for BET UNCUT. Bitch when you take your seat put your seatbelt on bc you are no longer allowed to get up
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Taken that damn buttshot of Miley lawd have mercy
August 26, 2013 at 11:04 am
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IKR!?!
Taken!!!
I swear that looks like a chicken wang flat running!!!!!!
I thought the black guy with Mackeral was magic jr.
I hate sleepy ass slumber titties but a sleepy slumber ass drives me insane. Then have the nerve to wear some latex bullchit with it as if that was going to make it look appealing :eyeroll: ugh everytime I think Im done something else just boils my blood. I will smack the pure chit out of my lil cousins if they even think or dream of following. Dont even think it not even for play play
Taken!!! I swear that looks like a chicken wang flat running!!!!!!
injections cause this had GOT to be a disability to have your back and thighs eat all yo booty meat up. K Dubb can she get a check for
by KayCeiSoul on Aug 26, 2013 at 11:07 am
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I would actually condone her get
<— this.
I like Miley. I WAS SORELY DISAPPOINTED IN EVERYTHING FROM HER SANGING TO HER WARDROBE CHOICES. Full stop.
MissHarlem says:
I hate sleepy ass slumber titties but a sleepy slumber ass drives me insane
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Man Gaga killed that shyt and I usually don’t like her…her face is weird but she has decent intentions with her performances.
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Agreed. Plus she can actually sing. It helps.
MISS she need not get butt injections bc if she think she doing it now without she gonna go HAM and its gonna force me to hulk smash on that bitch
I swear that looks like a chicken wang flat running!!!!!!
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I hate sleepy ass slumber titties but a sleepy slumber ass drives me insane.
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
Bird says:
I’m a Miley stan so I didn’t hate it. I found Robin’s suit the most offensive part of the performance.
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you joking right ?
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Naw. Yall should know by now that I have a special place in my heart for the ratchets.
Thanks Sandra. Do you know why the no pics rule tho? Is there someone who has exclusive rights to them?
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#earhustling…I saw on the invite, absolutely no pics/cams.
What do you need to see? Its a… baby shower? Just curious. You wanna check out the guests? What?
Naw. Yall should know by now that I have a special place in my heart for the ratchets.
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MISS she need not get butt injections bc if she think she doing it now without she gonna go HAM and its gonna force me to hulk smash on that bitch
by MissHarlem on Aug 26, 2013 at 11:13 am
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Truer words were never spoken my friend. She would be twerking till her moose claw popped and died
RIP Rest in Pu**Y
-Lil Wayne
If Robin was my husband..he’d be in trouble. Work or not, thats a little too flagrant.
No black performer or winners huh
Someone please give Kevin Hart a _/ *really a high chair* Dude is not funny without a script
the Smiths kids up there looking like they just saw them Aliens from their dad’s movie.
MissHarlem says:
Bitch when you take your seat put your seatbelt on bc you are no longer allowed to get up
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Miley’s tongue scares me.
Miley:
Me:
No black performer or winners huh
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Chainz performed..Kendrick
..and ‘Ye..wait you said Blacks..
Yeah Kevin Hart days are numbered
that spotlight has dimmed to a new low 
Babezz why her tongue bigger than her ass.
Ion like it nevah!
I missed Kendrick
Who/what is that sitting beside Will?
MissHarlem says:
Stan or not it was very distasteful and offensive to watch. I was offended watching that fckry. The fact that its allowed has to :stop: this btch thought she was auditioning for BET UNCUT. Bitch when you take your seat put your seatbelt on bc you are no longer allowed to get up
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That shyt is long as hell
I’m talking abnormally long 
The Smiths reaction was the BEST chit I ever seen on tv as far as keeping it real
bc that was my reaction
I have NEVER found Kevin Heart to be funny,.. I wanted a refund when I saw that bullshii he put out with/about his daddy
Ty says:
I missed Kendrick
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You did not miss a thang hunty
Man I was hot like Miley was my damn sister I would’ve beat the pure horseshyt out of her when she ran off that stage. That shyt aint even funny. That lil girl up there doing pure fukkery with a damn bra n panty set and call that shyt cute.
She did hire black dancers so I won’t go that far in on her.
Equal Opportunity Employer.
JENIE that is my new thing now bc taking a seat is no longer sufficient motherfckers need to put that seatbelt on too. Im dead serious too
Smonae
Kevin Hart is straight dry comedy. I’m still pissed I had to pay for that stupd ass show
was it bad Jenie
I see black dyck in her near future
GIGI spare no expensive my friend go IN. The dancers should of smack the chit out of her. Im sooooo upset bout that nonsense.
But the pure gag was the way Rihanna n Melissa dem was looking at her, that shyt was HILARIOUS.
Rih face:
Damn and I thought I was bad 
I am dying at these comments. Even Sandra going in.
Good morning and thank yall for a lively monday morning
On a lighter note keep my FIANCE in your prayers
Gigi26 says:
Kevin Hart is straight dry comedy. I’m still pissed I had to pay for that stupd ass show
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Its a list of them that I would never pay to see doing stand up
Kevin
Mike Epps
Ricki Smiley
Chris Tucker
They all need scripts. Only funny in movies
The Master Beta
says:
I see black dyck in her near future
^^^ I’m pretty sure its also in her past…and present
Man Harlem Miley thought she was gonna top Madonna n shyt, she looked so damn stupid.
And if I were Paula’s high ass I would’ve grabbed that bytch and snuffed her. Then tell her to stop that crying and act like you ran into a wall. Don’t disrespect my husband like that.
I’m telling yall that filthy smut Miley done had a train ran on her. Them actions show it.
Ty says:
Gigi26 says:
Kevin Hart is straight dry comedy. I’m still pissed I had to pay for that stupd ass show
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Its a list of them that I would never pay to see doing stand up
Kevin
Mike Epps
Ricki Smiley
Chris Tucker
They all need scripts. Only funny in movies
^^ if you ask me, them first three aint funny in movies either..
MASTER :stop: you bout 6-8 months late on that. She getting that black dick which is why she is so OVERLY confident to think she hot when she def aint no where near
Ty says:
was it bad Jenie
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Welp its was a bunch of azz popping around him
with Miley Popping azz well, so it took away from his performance… Now I’m not sure if he performed later on by his self 
Paula Patton was to high to probably even get mad. Just invited Miley into the bedroom. Hollywood
MissHarlem says:
JENIE that is my new thing now bc taking a seat is no longer sufficient motherfckers need to put that seatbelt on too. Im dead serious too
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She did hire black dancers so I won’t go that far in on her.
Equal Opportunity Employer.
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Thats where she went wrong. We could see the glaring differences.
And why that “2 piece” (<–so fitting a name) got the nerve to be loose at the back waist..like she got dunk. Agane
goat76 says:
Paula Patton was to high to probably even get mad. Just invited Miley into the bedroom. Hollywood
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Hey goat :lol!
I’m pretty sure its also in her past…and present
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That part.
BBL
The other blog said Paula came for that azz backstage
Security had to get her 
High or high (we talkin bout Paula) she should of got in that ass. You could be ratchet all you want but there will be no d!ck to ass action goin on while Im all the ass he needs. You can find another way to be sexy and seducing to my husband on stage. Then again this bitch dont even now what seducing means. Gotdamn slore
MissHarlem says:
MASTER you bout 6-8 months late on that. She getting that black **** which is why she is so OVERLY confident to think she hot when she def aint no where near
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MissHarlem says:
High or high (we talkin bout Paula) she should of got in that ass.
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I just read she was geeked, and trying to get in that azz
Miley looked like a beige condom on a chicken wang flat.
That is all I see. A raw wang flat. Make me don’t wanna order “all flats” no mo’. But this is real chicken we talm’bout so *flicks middle fanguh* Miley.
When I go to happy hour (the wangs are half off) from now on I’m ordering the “Miley Twerk Special”. All flats.
Don’t help that the bar is a yt bar.
I probably would have smacked Miley too, because the Cancer in me is too jelly. BUT riddle me this, in the uncensored video of Blurred Lines, bishes was running around titties just a swanging (:yahoo:). Paula also just did a topless scene with Denzel in Two Guns. So should Robin smack Denzel up? Paula smack those titties out chicks?
Hey Jenie!!! OTB and Ms Harlem!! :wave:
VDOT of course not dont be silly
those were jobs that was in the script somewhere before the checks was dished out. That chit last night on tv no bueno. That kind of fckry is not called for unless there was some type of docu series on real life Im a slore.
GOAT
hey hun
I guess I was the only one who didn’t know the VMAs was on last night.
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No, I didn’t know either and didn’t watch 1 second of it.
What up Goat, Milky, Vdot, Kay Beta & Jdore
But I just noticed Robin Thickes right leg was shaking all jittery-like in that animated pic above…This is just straight phockery right here. And people wonder why I don’t watch tv (except HGTV
wayment. did this bish have china bumps on top of her head??
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
And was that hairdo Mikey had? I call em herpes horns
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all this time i thought it was a dam latex mouseketeer hat like Rhi wore in the S&M video!!!
Hated Miley’s pigtails!!! Somebody had the nerve to post her pic beside Jim Carey’s pic ( when he used to play the girl with the stingy pig tails on Living Color)… I immediately got weak and thought don’t do this!!!
Drake can do no wrong!!! Lol
Loved how RiRi looked liked she didn’t care about shizzle…..
thanks Smonae
that bish want the D