Thanks to Sam over at That Grape Juice for upping the Yahoo premiere of Janet Jackson‘s single “Feedback”. I still don’t like the song but the video is even worse than I thought it would be. Dancing on Mars? Dancing in a giant bowl of milk? I don’t get the concept of this video at all.
BeYawnce’s wedding organizer speaks
A reader just emailed me this parody video someone made from a real video of BeYawnce‘s and Jay Z‘s wedding organizer discussing the couple’s guest list for their upcoming wedding. Remember you saw this here first.
Also, please bear in mind that this blog is for entertainment purposes only. I think people forget that and they take posts and run with them as if this were a legitimate news site.
Please continue to get your news from legitimate news sources.
Thanks to loyal reader Jeff Rosenthall for the link!
The Kenny Burns Show: Rick Bonjovi’s personal invite
Former Roc-A-Fella executive Kenny Burns as his alter ego “Rick Bonjovi” personality invites you to one of his upcoming parties. For those who don’t know, Kenny Burns is the visionary behind Roc-A-Fella Records (yes, he got a sweet chunk of the pie), ROC Music, Studio 43 label, Ryan Kenny Clothing line and The Kenny Burns Show, among other ventures.
But he’s best known for helping to mold the careers of artists such as Kanye West, Akon, Monica, and 702. And, yes, his parties are LEH-gendary.
Fan Mail from Vivica’s PR, Kim Tumey
Kim Tumey with her client Vivica A. Fox
Vivica A. Fox‘s rep emailed me today to set the record straight (as far as she knows) about the controversial tape that is being circulated around the Internet. As you know, the tape allegedly shows Vivica performing oral ministrations on a very willing and able male friend – allegedly.
We’ve heard the denials already, but Kim expounds upon what has already been published. Below is an excerpt from her email to me:
Date: Fri, 4 Jan 2008
From: Kim Tumey Entertainment
To: sandra@sandrarose.com
Subject: Vivica A. Fox Sex Tape ClaimsI understand that people have a need to know what their favorite celebrity is up to and that is your job to provide entertainment gossip. Currently, Ms. Fox is a client of mine and has no boyfriend as reported by many news outlets nor has Ms. Fox been involved in any sexual acts that would ruin her reputation. FYI: For the record I understand that Porsche [Foxx] wants to be the next Wendy Williams, so do what Wendy does and check your sources. So, just because someone claims to be friends doesn’t make it true.
Happy New Year,
Kim Tumey
“The Celebrity Broker”
PR, Management, Casting & More…
www.myspace.com/kimtumeyWhen the wrong people leave your life, the wrong things stop happening
Please do not post links to the Vivica Fox pron video
Thanks for honoring my request.
Madness: the ‘reborns’ craze
What you’re looking at is a picture of a reborns baby doll – part of a new reborning craze that is sweeping the nation. Lonely women who have given up on trying to have babies of their own are turning to reborns as an alternative to giving live birth. The reborns are so realistic they could pass for human babies. The dolls breathe, burp and cry like real babies and are made to order.
According to newbornsinneed.org, “Reborning is the wonderful art of turning a vinyl play baby into a realistic looking collector baby doll.” And “Artists that create these heirloom babies are called ‘reborners’.” The reborns are being bought and sold on eBay for thousands of dollars – often selling minutes after being posted.
Britney involuntarily committed for psych eval
Hold on y’all; it’s almost over. For too long now our senses have been inundated with wall-to-wall Britney Spears news coverage. Most of it is a desperate cry for help by a sick woman. Yesterday, police were called to Britney’s mansion after she reportedly refused to turn over her sons to Kevin Federline‘s bodyguard.
According to TMZ.com, police found Britney “under the influence” and apparently found her son Jayden James in some type of distress.
One intelligent officer on the scene declared Britney a danger to herself and 5150’d her for an emergency psych evaluation against her will. There is also talk of possibly charging Britney (for child neglect?)
Jayden was bundled into an ambulance (along with Britney in a second ambulance) and escorted by 13 police cars with lights flashing and sirens blaring to Cedars Sinai hospital. Was all that really necessary?
Of course the assembled media behaved like a pack of hungry wolves at the sight of the ambulances carrying Britney and her son.
Photo of the Day: Trina and K Mart
I know you don’t care, but here’s a pic of Miami’ s “Diamond Princess” Trina and her new man NBA baller Kenyon Martin chilling in Miami. Earlier I told you that Trina was going around Miami introducing K Mart as her “boyfriend”. But does his wife Heather Thompson Martin know about this?
Trina threw a lavish 30th birthday party for K Mart at a private mansion on New Year’s Eve in Miami. Initially, her publicist didn’t want me to discuss the budding relationship with my readers. But I guess the cat is out of the bag now (so to speak).
Video: Snoop from The Wire on 106 & Park
That one girl obviously confused The Wire’s Felica “Snoop” Pearson for a boy.
THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED!
I am one of those skeptics who doubts that a black man will ever sit in the oval office unless he’s invited there by the current president. But Barack Obama just might be the first ever black president of the United States after all.
Obama won a decisive victory in the Iowa Democratic Caucuses yesterday, bringing him one step closer to the White House. Presidential candidates Sen. Hillary Clinton and former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards campaigned hard to win the Iowa caucuses, but they both came up short.
Iowa was the crucial first step leading to the New Hampshire primaries on Monday. “They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. … But on this January night, on this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn’t do. You did what the state of New Hampshire can do in five days,” Obama said.