It’s looking more and more like Barack Obama will be the first ever ibiracial president of the United States. So why are black people everywhere trying to put the mojo on him? Poll a group of black people and 90% of them will say that Obama is as good as toast if he wins. The man hasn’t even taken office yet and already we’re planning his funeral.

What I don’t understand is why would the same people who vote to put him in office want to see him dead? Can we all get a grip? This is not 1968, it’s 2008. Rednecks have more things to worry about than Barack Obama in the white house. What would be the point of shooting Obama after he takes office? Won’t he still be the first ever biracial president of the United States even after he’s dead?

Even rednecks can appreciate the fact that at least Hillary Clinton won’t be the next president. Maybe a little color in the oval office is what this country needs to get it back on track after the Bush gravy train leaves the station.