Fan Mail: A Sista just had to have these shoes

Sandra Rose April 24, 2008

Loyal reader Leah sent along this photo of a woman who just had to have these shoes that are two sizes too small!

http://www.smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

Those feet have made me VERY angry.
prynsexxx

From the looks of it, she was already walking on the top of her feet in the first place………I think two sizes too small were a step up!
gemini83

*In my “Martin” voice: DAMN, DAMN, DAAAMMMNNN!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/millyly milly

lol hahaha…and wow, I dont think I ever want any shoes that bad.
http://www.myspace.com/millyly milly

Her feet look like an ape’s hands in those shoes
prynsexxx

They might as well go on ahead and amputate that “pinky” toe. I can see that she just lost all blood circulation in it.

I guess her shoe size was “cute”.

If it’s cute, she can fit it!

*sidebar* Those shoes are NOT the biz.
http://www.myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…now i looove shoes like the next woman…but that’s just damn ridiculous!
http://www.myspace.com/reddymond_45 The Black Katie Couric

Can I get a NSFW thrown up on this pic please!!!!!!
http://www.smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

The lady near her has on the same pair. I would say that Ape Feet (c/o milly) was just clowing around in a shoe store, but…. that don’t look like a shoe store floor. Looks like she’s just out and about with those things scraping the floor.

(I’m a foot person and I can’t stop looking at her feet. I WISH I could see her face!)
cupcakes

Hammertime!! LMAO!!
prynsexxx

@#9 Smokie

I think they were in a wedding or some sort. That’s the only thing I could think of. She prolly was one of those “brokedown” bridesmaid who puts up all the fuss throughout the whole pre-wedding preparations , you give them the instructions on where and when to get their s h o e s, they show up late and the pickin’s are slim and they HAVE to get the s h o e s, and thats what they/she ended up with. I know they were clownin’ her the whole time. Even the way the other chick is standing it looks like she is givin’ another chick waaaaaaay across the room “the eye” like “aint this just a damn mess”. LOL

I can go all day about this pic. It sure is worth a 1000 words. LOL

(I got too much time on my hand right now – LOL)
BLACKBARBIE404

LOL

WHO DO THEY BELONG 2?
cutienjerzey

prynsexxx SAYS

“I can go all day about this pic. It sure is worth a 1000 words. LOL”

Did you see that nasty filty a** floor?
Yanaja

Keri Hilson is that you??????
brwnsugga4you

now g*d d*mn…we got to do better black people!
katgirl33

Hell to the naw! LMAO LMAO LMAO
krbinc

that must have been a party not to miss!
candycane

that looks scary, like attack of the evil toes ahhhhhhhhhhhh run, run they’re growing ahhhhhhhhhh dont let it get me.
prynsexxx

#13

Oh from my self-educated assessment of the pic, they were either at a club for the bacherlorette party hence the dirty napkin and the brown liquor sippy straw on the floor to the left of dragon toes and the chairs with the jackets hung on the back.

OR

This was the reception/after party.
Bsoul

It’s a bad situation or as my grammy says sichashun, but it’s not as bad as it looks for the s.h.o.e.

Look at the other foot and you’ll see that her toe is not that far off of the shoe. The problem is her finger-length toes. If would never wear open toe s.h.o.e.s if I were here. Then again, she’s a grown woman.

Hey, at least, she oiled her feet…it could have been worse.
Anna

I was enjoying my honey baked boxed picinic lunch,
not any more. I guess I know what I am having for dinner. That was a darn shame. A real woman knows what body part not to shoe. Ladies if you have bad feet keep them covered. Stat!
Terry .W

Hot DAMN! – why does that have to be the 1st thing I see after lunch….Im going for a pedicure and right size shoe shopping coz the pap’s be everywhere…lol
Bubbles

It looks like the toes are trying to crawl their way out of the shoes lol
prynsexxx

#20 said:

“at least, she oiled her feet”
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I don’t think you peeped the heel on the left foot!
NYCUTIE

A lot of women don’t wear the correct shoe size but this is definitely out of control.
Bsoul

Pyrnsexx, I think that’s light reflecting off of the oil on her heel.

Please, God, don’t let that be ashiness. Why would anyone oil the top of their feet and not the back and bottom?

*Sigh*
I’m going to leave this alone. I was really trying to salvage some dignity for this lady. I guess if she doesn’t care enough NOT to come out looking like this, I shouldn’t bother.
NYCUTIE

Upon further examinatin of the pic, it seems like her right foot is EXTREMELY bigger than her left because it seems as if her left foot fits better in the shoe. Her feet are the perfect example of “DOGS”.
prynsexxx

Maybe they gave her two different sized shoes.

She probably couldn’t return them b/c they were on clearance.

If they weren’t on clearance they should have been. PERIOD!

I wouldn’t have paid no more than $.25 for the B!TCHES in the first place. Better yet she shouldn’t have purchased them to begin with.
MzTee

Was this image photoshopped? Because the left foot doesn’t have her toes all over the pavement. If it hasn’t, old girl has some deformed feet action.
MzDetermined

Sandra you is funny as hell!!!! Homegirl wanted them shoes super bad… her dawgs look like fingers, but he other toes on the other feet are in place I guess this is just a case of one feet being longer than the other.
MzDetermined

Wait…. I didn’t notice that the other chick have on the same shoes they must was k-marts blue light special.
hellava10

She needs to visit a foot specialist – quickly. I feel sorry for the sho.es.
Bsoul

I’m sooooo hoping that this image is Photoshopped. Nothing else provides a reasonable explanation.

Phooey on you Pryncexx NYCutie for your crazy two size theories! LOL!!!

IS THERE A PODIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?
Bsoul

*Pryncexx AND NYCutie
pinkvirgo

Her toes look like fingers.WTF!
mina

WOW lol now is that a man or a tall ass skinny ass woman (they have those long ass toes lol)
Anti-believer

Her feet look like fingers.
Sharonda

Wow!Do crow’s feet look like that?
tallie

Jesus really needs to take the wheel on this one.
ms.peaches

Im LMAO at all these comments(Milly) u crazy as hell) but on a serious note she & her girlfriends need there ass straight beat, girlfriends especially for letting her come the hell out with them looking like that(lol)!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

Wow. The shoes are not even that cute and yet two people in the picture have them on. The shoes appear to fit somewhat if you look at her left foot. It’s the fact that she has fingers for toes that is throwing it off.
MzDetermined

Now that I am looking at the picture this has to be photoshopped beacause ain’t nobody in their right mind is going to walk around with their feet touching the ground.
m9ser1

her feet looks like she scratches the concrete when she walks
http://myspace.com/sfh50millionpounds mj

This takes hammer toes to another level!
Mika79

It’s GOOOOOOTTA be a photoshop…that looks like they photoshopped an extra foot on there! EEK!
Mika79

After further examination…that first toe is a grown man’s thumb!
tdl74767

this is a really old pic, I saw this years ago
http://www.findentertainmentnow.com miesha@FindEntertainmentNow.com

ahahahaa!!! oh hell naw! smokie said: “those feet have made me very angry!” ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! girl u too funny. naw but this is a hot AZZZZZZZZZZ mess yo. she needa stop maiiiiiiin!
LUSCIOUS

oh i’m very upset…dat’ don’t even make no sense.at a lost for words.lmao
Tiffochris11

“STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE” lol She is committing Sucide to the fullest!!! lol her toes look like they seconds away from jumpin !! a HOT GHETTO MESS!!
Irene

Yes, Ole Girl on the left has the same shoes. Did sh borrow a friend’s shoes?

Yeah, this pic is old. I also saw this years ago.

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