Fan MAIL: Brian White, more like Morning Stub?

Sandra Rose June 24, 2008

Oh my, a loyal reader says today’s Morning Wood, Brian White, is no Morning Wood at all. He’s more like a Morning Stub. And he (yes, he) sent along the evidence. When I saw the evidence, my Gaydar went off like an air raid siren. Liked to scared me to death! But Brian is who you requested so I gave him to you.

Please note that the evidence is VERY much NOT safe for work. Click at your own risk! You have been warned!

MOCHAMOMMY

Lemme put my water down… I dont wanna splash my screen… Ok I’m goin in!!!!
MOCHAMOMMY

OMG!!!!!!!!! There goes my damn appetite
intensemocha

click on what-I don’t see anything
SHANIASMOMMA

HE SURE ISN’T MUCH TO LOOK AT DOWN THERE
Anna

@ intensemocha Says:

click on what-I don’t see anything
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No pund intended right intensemocha?

I can’t find anything to click on either.
http://stylerazzi.blogspot.com stylerazzi

i’m looking and can’t find it!!!!!! Is it so little that it disapeered?!?!? LOL
karaz

damn… I don’t care how cold it is there, that’s infant sized. lmao!
prynsexxx

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I TOLD YALL I SEEN SH!T STAINS IN THE FRONT OF HIS DRAWLS! I TOLD YALL!

WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS:

How did his peen even manage to touch the front of the drawls. Poor thing!

LOL at the old man next to him. And why are they standing their pants off? WTF!
prynsexxx

***********FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CLICK***********

CLICK ON THE EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/millyly milly

Oh hell no…this is such a disappointment, even wosrt than that naked picture of him lunging earlier
ckarinwhite

Why is naked with a bunch of white men?
Anna

@ prynsexxx Says:

***********FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CLICK***********

CLICK ON THE EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!
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Thanx for nothing!

I am sorry but it you don’t got it, don’t show it.
ckarinwhite

The older man’s peter is smaller than his!…lol
http://notenoughrealmen.blogspot.com 2thick4u

Who requested to short dick bastard?!!!

This has pissed me off even further…NELLY NELLY NELLY

NELLY

NELLY

NELLY

Sing with me GIRLS…WE WANT NELLY

NELLY

NELLY
SHANIASMOMMA

I HOPE THE OLD MAN’S PENIS HAS SHRUNK OVER THE YEARS …MY GOLLY THAT IS SMALL
DivaMama

OMG!!! It’s my own fault for my eyes hurting so bad… I saw the other posts and still looked!

How do I upload my avatar on the page? Help please….
missmiami

I knew I was right when I said he wasn’t packing.
missmiami

Still LMAO @ HIS PENIS SITTING ON TOP OF HIS BALLS.
iscream

Bwwwwahhhhh. Is he mixed? Take that picture down. You are messing up the myth that black men are packing.

Hey @ least he’s not hard standing along side all those other penni’s (not quite a penis) he’s a model so maybe this was a shoot.
NYCUTIE

Dude could fit into my booty short panties.. Little dick dudes should be banned from exposing themselves…
prynsexxx

I’ve had one even smaller. Scarred me bad. I didn’t have sex for 3 years after that b/c I was scared I was going to encounter another small peen. And dude really felt in his heart that anything bigger than his was abnormal.

Oh and I’m tellin yall right now. TERRENCE HOWARD has a beenie weenie. Think I’m lyin’, watch Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (the shower scene) and something is wrong with his butt cheek, one is flat and the other is round.
http://mskimba412.blogspot.com ms.kimba412

He played a very convincing gay character in the movie “The Family Stone” – so I’m not surprised, but still – I was expecting him to have just a leeettle more…
AlwaysSweet

19iscream Says:

Bwwwwahhhhh. Is he mixed? Take that picture down. You are messing up the myth that black men are packing.

Hey @ least he’s not hard standing along side all those other penni’s (not quite a penis) he’s a model so maybe this was a shoot.

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Yes. He’s mixed with sugar and spice.
http://www.myspace.com/spiceandmusicqueen08 pyt_504

Ok i will say this…. why is everyone judging for that pic. He is not on hard! he is with a bunch of old white men doing a commercial? hell what are they doing? Shoot you never know until it is erect lesson learned on my behalf… thats all imma say bout that. cause girth is a b!tch! have you soakin in some green alcohol and some very warm water……

Shoot ill give him a try! * oh let me behave*
Dizz

who is brian white??
cupcakes

I’m not going to click….I dont want to get fired!!! LOL!! And from what everyone is saying, I guess its not worth it either!! LMAO!!!
cupcakes

pyt_504 – TIME OUT!!! Go to the corner!!
http://www.myspace.com/spiceandmusicqueen08 pyt_504

DIZZ got to the corner——> for not knowing that cause you didnt see that bomb movie with him and Shamar moore and Vivica fox!
http://www.myspace.com/spiceandmusicqueen08 pyt_504

Heyyyyyyyyyy? I never get put in the corner!!! what I gotta go to the corner for?
Naturally_Sexy

Poor “LITTLE” thing…*sniff sniff*
BayArea

Do you think it will grow if I touch it???????
http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

i havent bothered clickin on it…im at work so i’ll refrain from lookin at it but after reading all the comments, i have come to the conclusion that i am not missing anything.
Dizz

@pyt_504— well…shemar moore and vivica fox…damn Oscar worthy performaces i’m sure….

I know I know…Im going to the naughty bench…(*pouts*)
MOCHAMOMMY

Only long time readers know that Sandra protects us with making puncuation marks as the links….
http://www.myspace.com/spiceandmusicqueen08 pyt_504

Oscar not!!!!!

It was a good movie but not worth an oscar. Im trying to remember the name there is a part one and part 2 of the movie… shoots i got the dvds at home. and honey it is a black drama movie…….. i can watch it over and over
miamore73

I TOLD YOU!!!!

That old mans weenie looks like a 3 year olds thumb.
bklynchick

WOW!!!! Don’t want no short short man!! His penis is laughable!!!

@2thickforu

NELLY
NELLY
NELLY
NELLY
http://www.myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

TOLD YOU SHORTY DOWOP! BUT HE’S STILL FINE
prynsexxx

PYT said:

Heyyyyyyyyyy? I never get put in the corner!!! what I gotta go to the corner for?
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Girl they been puttin me in the corner for days now. I NEVER know what I did to get treated like that!

Erect or not, from the looks of it, there is nothing that that lil piece of “elbow macaroni” can do for me. Lookin’ like a piece of lint balled up in a chia pet…..

chi chi chi chia
dcwife1622

NELLY!
NELLY!
NELLY!

I love Nelly! That would be a dream come true.
browni007

prynsexxx Says:

Erect or not, from the looks of it, there is nothing that that lil piece of “elbow macaroni” can do for me. Lookin’ like a piece of lint balled up in a chia pet…..

chi chi chi chia
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^^^^^ that’s why you get put in the corner…
elbow macaroni – classic
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@miamore73…. Go to the corner right now!!!!! I am LMBO at you….
pointhimout

LOLOL. Yall are hilarious. and brutal.
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@prynsexxx… We really are a disfunctional family.. In the words of PYT504… LOL
You know why you go to the corner no stars for you….

WOW if I was him I would never show that in public neva…
http://www.myspace.com/spiceandmusicqueen08 pyt_504

ok I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO JUST WON THE PYT’S “ACT A ASS AT WORK AWARD”

PRYNSEXXX COME GET YOUR AWARD GIRL…………
http://www.myspace.com/spiceandmusicqueen08 pyt_504

SNOOTY.. NO WE ARE NOT DISFUNCTIONAL WE ARE DYS-FUNK-SHA-NAL… WE ARE ALL THE WAY THROWED OFF HAHAHHAHAHAA
ThatCarmen

I am not loosing my job over a small yum yum…. i will click on something worth loosing my job though…so, tomorrow give me some big yummy yummy to accept my pink slip over…. thank you.
ggouch

@ prynsexxx Says:

I’ve had one even smaller. Scarred me bad. I didn’t have sex for 3 years after that b/c I was scared I was going to encounter another small peen. And dude really felt in his heart that anything bigger than his was abnormal.
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CRACKING UP!!!!!!! Stop it right now…wrap up the dominos game and go to the corner until someone comes to talk to you!! LMBAO!!!
ggouch

@ BayArea Says:

Do you think it will grow if I touch it???????
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BOI STOP!
Ok, no lie. I am at my desk right now…if anyone walking by looked my way…all they would see…cause I am a thick girl….is my body shaking, my mouth open with no sound escaping, and my eyes watering from trying not to laugh out loud!!!
prynsexxx

#31 said:

Do you think it will grow if I touch it???????
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No, but they think if they lie on/about it, it will.
http://www.findentertainmentnow.com miesha@FindEntertainmentNow.com

how did someone get this pic?
is it photoshopped? wowwwwwwwwww. why did God do this?
ggouch

@ prynsexxx Says
No, but they think if they lie on/about it, it will.
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AGAIN….I am shaking, tearing up….ya’ll are some fools on this blogg. This is better than any book club.

We need a Sandra Rose Martini get together, so we can have some in person laughs!!!! well the ATL folks should!!!
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@pyt_504…. Girl okay I got it now…..

@ggouch… I am holding mine is too because lord knows I want to just go baahaahaaahaaaa out loud. These comments are too much today could you guys save some for fun Friday?
Dang
brwnsugga4you

where is the link??? i can’t click anything???
brwnsugga4you

is the link to small for me to click or what??? cause i can’t see it…lol…where is the freakin picture already…jeez…lol.
prynsexxx

#45 PYT said:

PRYNSEXXX COME GET YOUR AWARD GIRL…………
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Can I trade it in for the

“I AIN’T DID SH!T BUT WASTE COMPANIES TIME AND MONEY AND MY WORK IS PILING UP ON ME RIGHT NOW AND THEY DON’T KNOW BUT I’M LOGGING OFF AT 422 THEY CAN MISS ME WITH SOME STAYING LATE BECAUSE THE BET AWARDS ARE COMING ON AND I HAVE TO PICK UP THE SEED AND COOK BEFORE IT COMES ON” AWARD?
andrea

Seriously?!?! No. SERIOUSLY. Can someone tell this guy to NEVA EVA EVA EVA EVA take his clothes off EVA.
brwnsugga4you

Can I trade it in for the

“I AIN’T DID SH!T BUT WASTE COMPANIES TIME AND MONEY AND MY WORK IS PILING UP ON ME RIGHT NOW AND THEY DON’T KNOW BUT I’M LOGGING OFF AT 422 THEY CAN MISS ME WITH SOME STAYING LATE BECAUSE THE BET AWARDS ARE COMING ON AND I HAVE TO PICK UP THE SEED AND COOK BEFORE IT COMES ON” AWARD?

~~~sweetface is that you????~!~~~
prynsexxx

#58

Your reading has been a lil off today.

Hell naw this ain’t no “I need hooked on phonics, a tutor and a dictionary “sweetface”.
brwnsugga4you

prynsexxx Says:

#58

Your reading has been a lil off today.

Hell naw this ain’t no “I need hooked on phonics, a tutor and a dictionary “sweetface”.

~~~my bad. i’m late getting on here today..in meetings…LMAO!!!~~~~
NC_NYer

The movie you are thinking of is MOTIVES. There is both a part one and part two – and they were GREAT! Get your Netflix on, people!
kay kay

Nelly
Nelly
Nelly
Nelly Nelly
Nelly Nelly
Nelly Nelly
Nelly Nelly
Nelly Nelly
Nelly Nelly
Nelly
hellava10

All I can say is awww, poor thing. You can’t even work with that. Let me get my tweezers…..
Anna

I just thought of something. Were they auditioning for the new statue of “David”. Maybe someone wanted to make a new statue with a non ceramic white color..
brinabelle

::picking myself off the floor::
OMG! OMG! OMG!.. noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! it’s soooooo small! poor boy! i can’t believe this..oh no, dear Lord, NO!
ReadTheBlog

Awww…that is so sad. He should get a check for such a disability…
Tiffochris11

lol above me! im sorry but i just refuse to believe this@ snd the other pics ive seen he doesnt have a tatoo on hid thigh! thats suspect in itself!

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