Fan MAIL: Brian White, more like Morning Stub?

Oh my, a loyal reader says today’s Morning Wood, Brian White, is no Morning Wood at all. He’s more like a Morning Stub. And he (yes, he) sent along the evidence. When I saw the evidence, my Gaydar went off like an air raid siren. Liked to scared me to death! But Brian is who you requested so I gave him to you.

Please note that the evidence is VERY much NOT safe for work. Click at your own risk! You have been warned!



 


67 Responses to “Fan MAIL: Brian White, more like Morning Stub?”

  1. 1
    MOCHAMOMMY says:

    Lemme put my water down… I dont wanna splash my screen… Ok I’m goin in!!!!

  2. 2
    MOCHAMOMMY says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!! There goes my damn appetite

  3. 3
    intensemocha says:

    click on what-I don’t see anything

  4. 4
    SHANIASMOMMA says:

    HE SURE ISN’T MUCH TO LOOK AT DOWN THERE

  5. 5
    Anna says:

    @ intensemocha Says:

    click on what-I don’t see anything
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    No pund intended right intensemocha?

    I can’t find anything to click on either.

  6. 6
    stylerazzi says:

    i’m looking and can’t find it!!!!!! Is it so little that it disapeered?!?!? LOL

  7. 7
    karaz says:

    damn… I don’t care how cold it is there, that’s infant sized. lmao!

  8. 8
    prynsexxx says:

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I TOLD YALL I SEEN SH!T STAINS IN THE FRONT OF HIS DRAWLS! I TOLD YALL!

    WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS:

    How did his peen even manage to touch the front of the drawls. Poor thing!

    LOL at the old man next to him. And why are they standing their pants off? WTF!

  9. 9
    prynsexxx says:

    ***********FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CLICK***********

    CLICK ON THE EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!

  10. 10
    milly says:

    Oh hell no…this is such a disappointment, even wosrt than that naked picture of him lunging earlier

  11. 11
    ckarinwhite says:

    Why is naked with a bunch of white men?

  12. 12
    Anna says:

    @ prynsexxx Says:

    ***********FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CLICK***********

    CLICK ON THE EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Thanx for nothing!

    I am sorry but it you don’t got it, don’t show it.

  13. 13
    ckarinwhite says:

    The older man’s peter is smaller than his!…lol

  14. 14
    2thick4u says:

    Who requested to short **** bastard?!!!

    This has pissed me off even further…NELLY NELLY NELLY

    NELLY

    NELLY

    NELLY

    Sing with me GIRLS…WE WANT NELLY

    NELLY

    NELLY

  15. 15
    SHANIASMOMMA says:

    I HOPE THE OLD MAN’S PENIS HAS SHRUNK OVER THE YEARS …MY GOLLY THAT IS SMALL

  16. 16
    DivaMama says:

    OMG!!! It’s my own fault for my eyes hurting so bad… I saw the other posts and still looked!

    How do I upload my avatar on the page? Help please….

  17. 17
    missmiami says:

    I knew I was right when I said he wasn’t packing.

  18. 18
    missmiami says:

    Still LMAO @ HIS PENIS SITTING ON TOP OF HIS BALLS.

  19. 19
    iscream says:

    Bwwwwahhhhh. Is he mixed? Take that picture down. You are messing up the myth that black men are packing.

    Hey @ least he’s not hard standing along side all those other penni’s (not quite a penis) he’s a model so maybe this was a shoot.

  20. 20
    NYCUTIE says:

    Dude could fit into my booty short panties.. Little **** dudes should be banned from exposing themselves…

  21. 21
    prynsexxx says:

    I’ve had one even smaller. Scarred me bad. I didn’t have sex for 3 years after that b/c I was scared I was going to encounter another small peen. And dude really felt in his heart that anything bigger than his was abnormal.

    Oh and I’m tellin yall right now. TERRENCE HOWARD has a beenie weenie. Think I’m lyin’, watch Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (the shower scene) and something is wrong with his butt cheek, one is flat and the other is round.

  22. 22
    ms.kimba412 says:

    He played a very convincing gay character in the movie “The Family Stone” – so I’m not surprised, but still – I was expecting him to have just a leeettle more…

  23. 23
    AlwaysSweet says:

    19iscream Says:

    Bwwwwahhhhh. Is he mixed? Take that picture down. You are messing up the myth that black men are packing.

    Hey @ least he’s not hard standing along side all those other penni’s (not quite a penis) he’s a model so maybe this was a shoot.

    __________________________________________________________
    Yes. He’s mixed with sugar and spice.

  24. 24
    pyt_504 says:

    Ok i will say this…. why is everyone judging for that pic. He is not on hard! he is with a bunch of old white men doing a commercial? hell what are they doing? Shoot you never know until it is erect lesson learned on my behalf… thats all imma say bout that. cause girth is a b!tch! have you soakin in some green alcohol and some very warm water……

    Shoot ill give him a try! * oh let me behave*

  25. 25
    Dizz says:

    who is brian white??

  26. 26
    cupcakes says:

    I’m not going to click….I dont want to get fired!!! LOL!! And from what everyone is saying, I guess its not worth it either!! LMAO!!!

  27. 27
    cupcakes says:

    pyt_504 – TIME OUT!!! Go to the corner!!

  28. 28
    pyt_504 says:

    DIZZ got to the corner——> for not knowing that cause you didnt see that bomb movie with him and Shamar moore and Vivica fox!

  29. 29
    pyt_504 says:

    Heyyyyyyyyyy? I never get put in the corner!!! what I gotta go to the corner for?

  30. 30
    Naturally_Sexy says:

    Poor “LITTLE” thing…*sniff sniff*

  31. 31
    BayArea says:

    Do you think it will grow if I touch it???????

  32. 32
    Mimi Renee says:

    i havent bothered clickin on it…im at work so i’ll refrain from lookin at it but after reading all the comments, i have come to the conclusion that i am not missing anything.

  33. 33
    MOCHAMOMMY says:

    Only long time readers know that Sandra protects us with making puncuation marks as the links….

  34. 34
    Dizz says:

    @pyt_504— well…shemar moore and vivica fox…damn Oscar worthy performaces i’m sure….

    I know I know…Im going to the naughty bench…(*pouts*)

  35. 35
    pyt_504 says:

    Oscar not!!!!!

    It was a good movie but not worth an oscar. Im trying to remember the name there is a part one and part 2 of the movie… shoots i got the dvds at home. and honey it is a black drama movie…….. i can watch it over and over

  36. 36
    miamore73 says:

    I TOLD YOU!!!!

    That old mans weenie looks like a 3 year olds thumb.

  37. 37
    bklynchick says:

    WOW!!!! Don’t want no short short man!! His penis is laughable!!!

    @2thickforu

    NELLY
    NELLY
    NELLY
    NELLY

  38. 38
    2bme says:

    TOLD YOU SHORTY DOWOP! BUT HE’S STILL FINE

  39. 39
    prynsexxx says:

    PYT said:

    Heyyyyyyyyyy? I never get put in the corner!!! what I gotta go to the corner for?
    ____________________________________________________

    Girl they been puttin me in the corner for days now. I NEVER know what I did to get treated like that!

    Erect or not, from the looks of it, there is nothing that that lil piece of “elbow macaroni” can do for me. Lookin’ like a piece of lint balled up in a chia pet…..

    chi chi chi chia

  40. 40
    dcwife1622 says:

    NELLY!
    NELLY!
    NELLY!

    I love Nelly! That would be a dream come true.

  41. 41
    browni007 says:

    prynsexxx Says:

    Erect or not, from the looks of it, there is nothing that that lil piece of “elbow macaroni” can do for me. Lookin’ like a piece of lint balled up in a chia pet…..

    chi chi chi chia
    ___________________________________________________________
    ^^^^^ that’s why you get put in the corner…
    elbow macaroni – classic

  42. 42
    SnootyPooty1 says:

    @miamore73…. Go to the corner right now!!!!! I am LMBO at you….

  43. 43
    pointhimout says:

    LOLOL. Yall are hilarious. and brutal.

  44. 44
    SnootyPooty1 says:

    @prynsexxx… We really are a disfunctional family.. In the words of PYT504… LOL
    You know why you go to the corner no stars for you….

    WOW if I was him I would never show that in public neva…

  45. 45
    pyt_504 says:

    ok I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO JUST WON THE PYT’S “ACT A ASS AT WORK AWARD”

    PRYNSEXXX COME GET YOUR AWARD GIRL…………

  46. 46
    pyt_504 says:

    SNOOTY.. NO WE ARE NOT DISFUNCTIONAL WE ARE DYS-FUNK-SHA-NAL… WE ARE ALL THE WAY THROWED OFF HAHAHHAHAHAA

  47. 47
    ThatCarmen says:

    I am not loosing my job over a small yum yum…. i will click on something worth loosing my job though…so, tomorrow give me some big yummy yummy to accept my pink slip over…. thank you.

  48. 48
    ggouch says:

    @ prynsexxx Says:

    I’ve had one even smaller. Scarred me bad. I didn’t have sex for 3 years after that b/c I was scared I was going to encounter another small peen. And dude really felt in his heart that anything bigger than his was abnormal.
    __________________________________________________________
    CRACKING UP!!!!!!! Stop it right now…wrap up the dominos game and go to the corner until someone comes to talk to you!! LMBAO!!!

  49. 49
    ggouch says:

    @ BayArea Says:

    Do you think it will grow if I touch it???????
    ____________________________________________________________
    BOI STOP!
    Ok, no lie. I am at my desk right now…if anyone walking by looked my way…all they would see…cause I am a thick girl….is my body shaking, my mouth open with no sound escaping, and my eyes watering from trying not to laugh out loud!!!

  50. 50
    prynsexxx says:

    #31 said:

    Do you think it will grow if I touch it???????
    __________________________________________________

    No, but they think if they lie on/about it, it will.

  51. 51

    how did someone get this pic?
    is it photoshopped? wowwwwwwwwww. why did God do this?
    :(

  52. 52
    ggouch says:

    @ prynsexxx Says
    No, but they think if they lie on/about it, it will.
    ____________________________________________________
    AGAIN….I am shaking, tearing up….ya’ll are some fools on this blogg. This is better than any book club.

    We need a Sandra Rose Martini get together, so we can have some in person laughs!!!! well the ATL folks should!!!

  53. 53
    SnootyPooty1 says:

    @pyt_504…. Girl okay I got it now…..

    @ggouch… I am holding mine is too because lord knows I want to just go baahaahaaahaaaa out loud. These comments are too much today could you guys save some for fun Friday?
    Dang

  54. 54
    brwnsugga4you says:

    where is the link??? i can’t click anything???

  55. 55
    brwnsugga4you says:

    is the link to small for me to click or what??? cause i can’t see it…lol…where is the freakin picture already…jeez…lol.

  56. 56
    prynsexxx says:

    #45 PYT said:

    PRYNSEXXX COME GET YOUR AWARD GIRL…………
    ________________________________________

    Can I trade it in for the

    “I AIN’T DID SH!T BUT WASTE COMPANIES TIME AND MONEY AND MY WORK IS PILING UP ON ME RIGHT NOW AND THEY DON’T KNOW BUT I’M LOGGING OFF AT 422 THEY CAN MISS ME WITH SOME STAYING LATE BECAUSE THE BET AWARDS ARE COMING ON AND I HAVE TO PICK UP THE SEED AND COOK BEFORE IT COMES ON” AWARD?

  57. 57
    andrea says:

    Seriously?!?! No. SERIOUSLY. Can someone tell this guy to NEVA EVA EVA EVA EVA take his clothes off EVA.

  58. 58
    brwnsugga4you says:

    Can I trade it in for the

    “I AIN’T DID SH!T BUT WASTE COMPANIES TIME AND MONEY AND MY WORK IS PILING UP ON ME RIGHT NOW AND THEY DON’T KNOW BUT I’M LOGGING OFF AT 422 THEY CAN MISS ME WITH SOME STAYING LATE BECAUSE THE BET AWARDS ARE COMING ON AND I HAVE TO PICK UP THE SEED AND COOK BEFORE IT COMES ON” AWARD?

    ~~~sweetface is that you????~!~~~

  59. 59
    prynsexxx says:

    #58

    Your reading has been a lil off today.

    Hell naw this ain’t no “I need hooked on phonics, a tutor and a dictionary “sweetface”.

  60. 60
    brwnsugga4you says:

    prynsexxx Says:

    #58

    Your reading has been a lil off today.

    Hell naw this ain’t no “I need hooked on phonics, a tutor and a dictionary “sweetface”.

    ~~~my bad. i’m late getting on here today..in meetings…LMAO!!!~~~~

  61. 61
    NC_NYer says:

    The movie you are thinking of is MOTIVES. There is both a part one and part two – and they were GREAT! Get your Netflix on, people!

  62. 62
    kay kay says:

    Nelly
    Nelly
    Nelly
    Nelly Nelly
    Nelly Nelly
    Nelly Nelly
    Nelly Nelly
    Nelly Nelly
    Nelly Nelly
    Nelly

  63. 63
    hellava10 says:

    All I can say is awww, poor thing. You can’t even work with that. Let me get my tweezers…..

  64. 64
    Anna says:

    I just thought of something. Were they auditioning for the new statue of “David”. Maybe someone wanted to make a new statue with a non ceramic white color..

  65. 65
    brinabelle says:

    ::picking myself off the floor::
    OMG! OMG! OMG!.. noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! it’s soooooo small! poor boy! i can’t believe this..oh no, dear Lord, NO!
    :-(

  66. 66
    ReadTheBlog says:

    Awww…that is so sad. He should get a check for such a disability…

  67. 67
    Tiffochris11 says:

    lol above me! im sorry but i just refuse to believe this@ snd the other pics ive seen he doesnt have a tatoo on hid thigh! thats suspect in itself!

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