TAG Heuer Takes Tiger Woods Back

Just days after dropping disgraced golf superstar Tiger Woods as its spokesman, the TAG Heuer watch company has had a change of heart.

Some legal goon at corporate headquarters must have remembered that a contract is legally binding and they would have to buy out the rest of Tiger’s lucrative contract because — oops — they forgot to include a morals clause that would automatically nullify the contract if Tiger was to, let’s say get caught cheating on his wife with 14 skanks.

So it was probably more economical to keep using Tiger’s still marketable image rather than throw all that cash down the drain, at least until his contract expires.

Meanwhile, Tiger is spending the holidays with golfing buddies on his luxury yacht in the warm waters off the coast of the Bahamas. For all that talk about Tiger keeping his family together and seeking marriage therapy, it looks like his marriage to former nanny Elin Nordegren is definitely over.

It’s rare for a man (who isn’t off fighting a war or some such) to spend the holidays away from his children.

Related posts:

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  2. Tiger Woods is ‘Horrible’ in Bed
  3. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Officially Divorced
  4. Tiger Woods Shuts Down Reader Comments On Website
  5. Tiger Woods Struggles To Get Back Into Shape

 


30 Responses to “TAG Heuer Takes Tiger Woods Back”

  1. 1
    MOUTH says:

    I bet Corporate America is learning everyday


  2. 2
    LovelyLady says:

    Its all about money


  3. 3
    LovelyLady says:

    Can yall see my new gravi, i cant see it at work


  4. 4
    2thick4u says:

    Still waiting for this to play out!!!

    Love the photo though…very nice watch!!


  5. 5
    mirsmommy says:

    :yawn: Who cares????


  6. 6
    pyt305 says:

    so i guess its cheaper to keep him basically :lol:


  7. 7
    Anna says:

    It it always cheaper to keep em.


  8. 8
    LovelyLady says:

    Anna Says:

    It it always cheaper to keep em
    ——
    :lol:


  9. 9
  10. 10
    CivilEngineer says:

    I can see your new gravi @Lovely…me likes ;) :yea:

    And I thought Tiger moved in with one his mistresses :shrugs:


  11. 11
    LovelyLady says:

    Thanks, Civil

    Now back to the korna >>>


  12. 12
    CivilEngineer says:

    Ahh man!! (pouting)

    I’ll be good :cry:


  13. 13
    LovelyLady says:

    @ Civil

    :lol:


  14. 14
    Quitta says:

    @ LL

    Nope I don’t see it. Are you working it though Lovely Fierce?


  15. 15
    Chgoprime says:

    Thats a nice pic of ole Tiger.


  16. 16
    pyt305 says:

    :newpost: plz…today is my last day @ work and i need something to keep me awake!


  17. 17
    LaTechGrad02 says:

    Off topic…. but did anyone else hear about the mother in Ohio, Diane Lyons, who called the police on her 6 year old daughter, Shiane, for shoplifting a pack of stickers. Her 10 year daughter told her about the 6 year and she called the police. The mother asked about the $30 reward for turning in shoplifters but she backed away from that when people began to accuse her of turning in her daughter for the money. SMH.


  18. 18
    Anna says:

    LaTechGrad02 Says:

    Off topic…. but did anyone else hear about the mother in Ohio, Diane Lyons, who called the police on her 6 year old daughter, Shiane, for shoplifting a pack of stickers. Her 10 year daughter told her about the 6 year and she called the police. The mother asked about the $30 reward for turning in shoplifters but she backed away from that when people began to accuse her of turning in her daughter for the money. SMH.
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    Trifflin’


  19. 19

    LaTechGrad02 Says:

    Off topic…. but did anyone else hear about the mother in Ohio, Diane Lyons, who called the police on her 6 year old daughter, Shiane, for shoplifting a pack of stickers. Her 10 year daughter told her about the 6 year and she called the police. The mother asked about the $30 reward for turning in shoplifters but she backed away from that when people began to accuse her of turning in her daughter for the money. SMH.

    ________________________________________________________

    :wtf: So let me get this right… She would have gotten a reward for turning in shoplifters and yet the shoplifter was her 6 year old?? What has the world come to?


  20. 20
    missy says:

    LaTechGrad02 Says:

    Off topic…. but did anyone else hear about the mother in Ohio, Diane Lyons, who called the police on her 6 year old daughter, Shiane, for shoplifting a pack of stickers. Her 10 year daughter told her about the 6 year and she called the police. The mother asked about the $30 reward for turning in shoplifters but she backed away from that when people began to accuse her of turning in her daughter for the money. SMH.

    _______________________________—

    She probably told her daughter to take them………..they should lock her butt up………


  21. 21
    Bird says:

    Sandra, companies don’t throw together contracts all willy nilly. I doubt very seriously they “forgot” to include the morality clause. Further, after that story came out about Tiger being out sailing on his yacht a news source confirmed that his yacht has not moved and is still anchored in its normal spot.


  22. 22
    Bird says:

    Chgoprime Says:

    Thats a nice pic of ole Tiger.
    ********************************

    I was thinking the same thing when I saw it yesterday. They photoshopped the life out of my boy. We all know he’s not that attractive.


  23. 23
    pointhimout says:

    lol @22. isn’t his mouth like puffy’s? even when it’s closed, it’s still opened?

    i hope he doesn’t age and become a bitter old man like mike jordan. all men cheat. a great deal of women cheat also. know and expect this when getting married. stop asking ‘why me’ and simply say ‘i guess my time is now’ when you’re cheated on. it will happen, believe me.


  24. 24
    msblackitalian says:

    Ok….now why are we surprised….it’s all about the money anyway!


  25. 25
    msblackitalian says:

    I’m still mad at Tiger for not acknowledging his blackness…..


  26. 26
    msblackitalian says:

    I also think he is denial about his blackness….since none of those women he cheated with with were black. All skanky trailer trash…..


  27. 27
    shannon04 says:

    @pointhimout….
    that’s exactly how I view things, that no matter who you are and how bad or good your situation is… at some point we all will be cheated on. that’s how I been thinking about it lately.


  28. 28
    msblackitalian says:

    @shannon04….I titally agree with you. As long as there is a hole….they’ll stick it in….


  29. 29
    msblackitalian says:

    sorry totally…lol!


  30. 30
    taymorel says:

    It is not like he killed someone, he just cheated on his wife. Not that big of a deal to cancel his contract. I am still a fan of his.


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