Rapper Lil Kim got up close and personal with a guest at Juelz Santana's birthday party at M2 Ultra Lounge in NYC earlier this week.

Pop Diva Janet Jackson sat in the front row at the 'A Child of the Jago' show during London Fashion Week yesterday in London, England.

Rapper Ludacris opened for the Black Eyed Peas at Madison Square Garden in NYC last night. BEP has the #1 record in the country with "Imma Be". Luda's "How Low" sits at #8 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

MORE pics after the break!

R&B singer Trey Songz's jeans were so tight he could barely prance around onstage when he opened for Jay Z at American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida last weekend.

Sisters Angela Simmons, left, and Vanessa Simmons attended the launch of Tarina Tarantino's new cosmetics line "Tarina Tarantino Beauty" in Hollywood yesterday. Tarina is a former model who is best known for her hair jewelry.

Chaz Bono, left, and Elijah Blue, sons of legendary singer Cher, greet each other at the viewing of Elijah's art installation at the Kantor Gallery in L.A. yesterday. Chaz is undergoing a sex change from female to male.

Add Michael Jackson's brother Jackie to the list of black celebs who are down with the swirl. Jackie and his date attended the world premiere of Cirque du Soleil's "Viva ELVIS" production at the Aria Resort & Casino at CityCenter in Las Vegas last week.

Photos: Wireimage/Getty

  • Krysi J

    nice :eek: everyone looks nice. Especially Janet's boots.

  • Al-Ameera

    JJ looks cute!

  • Quitta

    :wtf: wit thang 1 and thang 2 in 1st pic

  • QuettaV

    Krysi J... stop the lying!!!

  • MissGauzzz

    @ quitta...

    :wtf: is right!!! :blink: what in the name of GEEZUS is really going on Kimberly!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Danielle_1984 Danielle84

    I :heart: Kim but honey slow down on the blush and the eyebrow pencil. I used to love Trey years ago and now Im tired of him :yawn: and Janet is always beautiful! baby hair and all lol

  • Quitta

    :surprised: + :D = Janet Why she look like this?? :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    Ummmmmmmmmm-Jermaines date looks crazy....like cut a bish crazy

    Chaz looks more manly than her bro ...but wasn't shim on Celebrity fit club

    Janet- :eek:

    Trey- *deep sigh*

    Vanessa -Girl your hair isn't the business

    Luda-Face down azz up

    Lil kim -Aka capsers niece..we need to send around a collection plate to help Kim Li fix her face...

  • MissGauzzz

    :blink: oh my gracious!! an extra :wtf: at "chaz" bono... he make an ugly azz dude!

  • Ms. Thickness

    TELL ME WHEN THE HELL BLACK WOMEN STARTED WEARING BLUSH AND WHY? BETTER YET TELL ME WHEN WE STARTED WEARING THE SHYT ON OUR FOREHEADS? WHO DOES THAT!!!

  • MsGaMama_706

    Luda's lookin mighty good...

  • QuettaV

    Lil Kim is wrong at every angle for that mess she put together called an outfit!!!! She should just took a bed sheet and wrapped it around her and added accessories!!

  • VIBABY

    Is that Chers DAUGHTER?!?! When did her testicles drop?

    What is that thing sitting next to Janet and why is her face....shyt nevermind. This post is just a mess......

  • LaTechGrad02

    Janet is saying Help Me with her eyes...the guy next to her looks like he's made a guest appearance on To Catch a Predator :)

  • Ms. Thickness

    WHY DOES LIL KIM STOMACH LOOK LIKE CRUMBLED PAPER IN THE PIC WITH THE DRAG QUEEN AND IS THAT A HYBERNATING SQUIRREL ON VANESSA'S HEAD.

  • http://www.democracynow.org/ Vyolet20

    trey "songz"? look at sandra building bridges and whatnot :claps:

  • OutsidetheBox

    WTH is WHITE CHICK'S FACE PEELING OFFFFFFFFFFFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!? :warning:

    :wtf:

  • Quitta

    Eww Kim's stomach??

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    Good morning all, if anybody needs me, i'll be under the bed. Lil Kim scares the shit out of me!

  • Krysi J

    Krysi J… stop the lying!!!
    --------------------------------

    iTried :shrugs:

  • VIBABY

    And somebdy kill that animal on Vanessas head before it pees on her face. Please and thanks.....

  • http://www.democracynow.org/ Vyolet20

    Ms. Thickness Says:

    WHY DOES LIL KIM STOMACH LOOK LIKE CRUMBLED PAPER IN THE PIC WITH THE DRAG QUEEN AND IS THAT A HYBERNATING SQUIRREL ON VANESSA’S HEAD.
    _________________________

    i meant to ask whether that was a belt or her actual stomach.

  • QuettaV

    that dude/girl gonna hate herself in 10 yrs for doing that to her/him self. Watch barbera Walters will come out of retirement and do the interview of her/ him saying that was the worst thing they ever done!! 6 months there will be an article saying him/her is in a facility for stupid a@@ folks!

  • AprilRain

    K, Lil Kim and that chick scare me. really...

    Janet, please, be this first to stop all plastic and botox in the fam. k and tell your friend with the purple pants to step off!!!

    Those Simmons siters are beautiful! But Angelas pants look like some pants a I wore in 3rd grade,,,and I'm 30 now..

  • Quitta

    Oooo :heart: your puppy pic MissGauzzz

  • http://myspace.com/amax79 AKAtastrophy1908

    Oh Kim. You used to be so ....something. Now you are so something else. Does her "guest's" shirt say "I Have the Pussy. I Make the Rules"? Ok then girl. (Tact? Where are you?) :chickenhead:

    Hey JJ! Who your friend? Where is the rest of his purple sateen pants? Is it flooding over there darling? :nono:

    Luda. You lost the braids and are just so dang swexy!! If it don't work out with LSLH, call me boo. Brown skin short hair don't care either!!! :hump:

    Vanessa. WTF is that on your head. :nono: Girl stop! I really wanna like yall! Irritating voice and all!

    Why are the Bono people here? :shrug:

    Oh Jackie, I knew something was gonna come undone in a second after I realized that YOU were the one with the super light voice. The spray on hair and the tons of Fashion Fair cosmetics were a give a way to. :gay: One question boo...how you doin?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ok Now that Ive overcome the shock of her face lift falling right in the middle of her date....

    Ki-m-ber-lyyyy Jones. Come.back.to.the.dark. I wear blush too Kim, but in the places I naturally blush...my foehead tho? I have the same M.O.B. her "friend" is wearing!!! Puzzy power!

    Janet looks so scared. :lolol:

    Angela Simmons is turning out to be so cute. That girl just had to find her way. Love her look here. Very trendy, very young Hollywood. Go girl.

  • QuettaV

    Janet eyes are saying hi!

  • pyt305

    U gave my boo Trey back his 'z' :) Thanks Sandra!! Lil Kim looks horrid!! The Simmons girls look lovely...Luda looks nice...Janet looks cute!!

  • Daisy

    Trey I :heart: you but not that jacket!

    Lil Kim with that blush on her forehead she needs to follow any and all makeup :rules: and that aint ONE!

    Penny still rocking her baby hair

  • MissGauzzz

    @quitta! thanks girl...they are my 4-legged babies! luvs them! :wink:

  • Daisy

    @VI :rofl: leave Vanessas hair alone

  • qtipthecat

    WTF is wrong with Janets eyebrows. She looks like a scary doll and Kim? Im afraid, what did she do to herself. What in the hail is that chick next to Kim wearing, does her shirt say I got the P**sy. Is she serious? Her parents must be so proud of this picture.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Daisy-AKA has 6 emoticons ... i think you need to tell them the rules...

  • Lady_L

    @missy, you said "shim", omg I am dying laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • chase

    I never thought Kimberly Denise Jones would end up looking like the way she does.. OMG she needs an intervention!!!

    Janet looks purty!!

    Vanessa u have a squirrel on your head hun!!

  • Lady_L

    :surprised=janet

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Why are Jackie's lips so black and I thought he was the only one that had been married forever. Kim are those 2 different shades of brown???

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Oh and the Simmons sisters look a hot mess and wtf does that guy have on sittin next to Janet!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Lady_L- well doesn't shim still have girl parts (well in the pic she looks like she has breasts ..never mind they pecs just chunky pecs)

  • peanutbuttercup

    Janet! Waaaaaaay too much botox boo. Next time, stay low for a couple of days and them come out.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Jackie you been suckin azz??????? or did you get into Jermaine's hair accesories/blacker than black shoe polish

  • Raven

    LOL @ Janet lil baby hair in the front.

    Everytime I see a famous dude with a non famous woman - Why it is always the non famous person staring into the camera.

  • Krysi J

    Ok>>>OK....OK! I GOT it!!!

    Janet's picture is a reflection of what she would look like had she seen lil kim's picture??

    :blink:

  • Daisy

    ATTENTION PLEASE *MEMO FROM E HR*

    According to Auntie Sandra we are only supposed to have 3 smileys per post (she said 2 originally and I begged for the 3rd one). She has taken away the smileys in the past for over abusing them. I don't want that to happen again I know we have a TON of new ppl :welcome: who may not have known so just an FYI. Please and thank you

    *END MEMO FROM E HR*

    #CARRYON

  • Krysi J

    Jackie you been suckin azz??????? or did you get into Jermaine’s hair accesories/blacker than black shoe polish

    -----------------------------------------------------------

    :rofl: "suckin azz" BROWN DAMN!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @krysi- :rofl:

    Doesn't Janet look like the Grinch who stole Christmas?....

  • Krysi J

    Doesn’t Janet look like the Grinch who stole Christmas?….
    ---------------------------------------------------------

    that or Jack Skellington off "Nightmare before Christmas" :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    If y'all see Kim Li stomach it looks like she had lipo or she was carrying sextuplets with all those stretch marks

    And that girl shirt says "I gat the puzzy that rules" or w/e ..well she looks like she smells like burnt silicone and plastic...and 3day old fish....

  • Ms.kaylamomma

    :lol: @ VIBaby, you know Cher's daughter had a sex change.

    That guy with Janets has big *ahem* feet.

    Luda looks extra f*ckable in the pic :kiss:

    Say Ahhhh Trey :wink:

    Jackie looks like one of those singing California Raisins in that commercial.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Krysi J - *drops jaw* *dead* *dead* :rofl: :rofl:

  • Quitta

    Her shirt should say I got the puzzy that ruins

  • http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

    Uhh, uhh, what the blood clot?

    Wanna rumble wit the Bee hahh?
    BZZZZT, throw a hex on your whole family.
    Dressed in all black like the Oman (say what?)
    Have your friends singin 'This is for my homey' And you know me,

    from makin niggaz so sick Floss in my 6 with the Lex on the wrist.
    If it's Murder, you know She Wrote it.
    German Ruger for your ass bitsh, deep throated.

    Know you wanna fill the room cause it's platinum coated
    Take your pick, got a firearm you shoulda toted, suck a dik
    All that bullshyt you kick, playa hatin from the sideline

    Get your own shyt, why you ridin mine?
    I'm, a Goodfella kinda lady
    Stash 380's in Mercedes, Puffy hold me down baby!
    Only female in my crew, and I kick shyt
    Like a nicca do, pull a trigga too, fvck you

    WOOOOOOO :dance: Nikki M you would never be this greatttttttt!!!!!

  • mirsmommy

    How in THE hell did I miss this post.

    @ Lil Kim, what in THE Asian and tranny-lookin hell?????? :blink:

    Why are Janet's eyebrows lookin like speedbumps in a parking lot??? And them socks, boy them socks????

    Go Luda.

    Tre Songz, why you lookin like ya balls gone have heat bumps on them as soon as you remove that outfit????

    Why does Angela Simmons have on a :wtf: face in that pic??

    Why is Chaz Bono and Elijah Blue lookin like the infamous cartoon bad guy duo???? One is always short and fat, and the other is always tall and skinny???????

    Jackie Jackson and his date look like they should be acts in the Cirque du Soleil.

    I'm done.

  • onlinefan

    Luda looks nice. Trey is looking snug in his clothes.

    Lil Kim...why? She has really taken her face all the way down.

    Chaz got HUGE. isn't she going to have to drop some of that weight before becoming a boy? I don't agree with sex change operations, but it's her life. Leave intact what God gave you.

  • leapyearpisces

    Question: Where does one purchase a matching stretch pant and pocketbook ensemble? :suprised:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    Tre Songz, why you lookin like ya balls gone have heat bumps on them as soon as you remove that outfit????
    _____________________

    :rofl: :rofl: I was thinking that same thing..... Will it burn when he pees

  • leapyearpisces

    After unsucessfully defending Lil Kim to no avail, I have come to the conclusion, the Lil Kim we once knew died with Biggie and she's not coming back. :sad: BUT TRUST the HARDCORE CD stays on HEAVY rotation in the MP3. Couldn't no female MC touch her back in her day and they still can't.

    :offtopic: I messed around and heard "Paper Thin" on the radio a couple of days ago, and I damn near lost my mind. Had not heard that one in YEARS!

  • http://createspace.com/3393054 iscream

    Big Momma, keys in Tiawana
    Some call me Donna Karan or Armani
    Gats for the poonani
    For brown nose puzzy crushers
    Cap peelin others. Ignorant muthafluckas.

    Drive a Benz or Miata. This honey's got a
    sweet peniata. Six shotta
    Little Kim the Black Erika Caine -in
    Who remains in Chanel frames and
    Animals of all kind.
    Russian Fendi sables
    with matchin pool tables

    Read the Label - MAFIA
    Admirin my shoes by Gucci
    I be eatin sushi, playin with my coochi
    Countin lucci. Nicca I got banks to rob
    Convertable Saabs. I'm married to the mob

    AND IF YOU DON'T STOP THEN WE WON'T STOP.... GET Money!!!!

    #TeamKim :cheer1:

  • Krysi J

    And them socks, boy them socks????
    --------------------------------------------------

    MIRS! :eek: :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    Krysi J Says:

    And them socks, boy them socks????
    ————————————————–

    MIRS!
    ________________________________________

    :rofl: Just look at them sh*ts one mo' time, and check the long a** bowling shoes.

  • mirsmommy

    The chick with the puzzy shirt on, know good and hot damn well she don't have no puzzy.

  • AprilRain

    @icecream; That was hot!!!

  • Quitta

    Yall stop talkin bout that man's socks. He had to put something on to match his exuberant blouse

  • mirsmommy

    @ Krysi, I did not realize those socks was some colorful slouch sweat socks :-o

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @mirs- :rofl: If she ain't have a puzzy ..is it just a whole down there or is it she has tucked her special friends...

  • AprilRain

    @mmommy: u have the funniest post so farrrrr!!!!!!!

  • mirsmommy

    Quitta Says:

    Yall stop talkin bout that man’s socks. He had to put something on to match his exuberant blouse
    ______________________________________________

    Heyyyyy Quitta. And is that a bow tie that he has on? :-o And a vest? And a navy blue flight jacket??? I can't, I can't :rofl:

  • QuettaV

    Daisy Says:

    ATTENTION PLEASE *MEMO FROM E HR*

    According to Auntie Sandra we are only supposed to have 3 smileys per post (she said 2 originally and I begged for the 3rd one). She has taken away the smileys in the past for over abusing them. I don’t want that to happen again.

    ____________________________________________________________

    Daisy I'm glad u made that clear!!!! I woulda ran up in here and had a emoticon fiesta!!!

  • mirsmommy

    AprilRain Says:

    @mmommy: u have the funniest post so farrrrr!!!!!!!
    _______________________________________________________

    Heyyyy AprilRain

    First and foremost, I'd like to Thank God, my parents, my babies and my husband, SandraRose and The SandraRose Mafia, and most of all, the damn fools that put the mess on, and allowed pics to be snapped of them. :lol:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    @ leapyearpisces
    What we doin for our bdays????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    Thats not a bowtie that is a scarf..Y'all better recognize..

    He sache chante on us and why it look like he about to toss his hair ...and say :nono: "why this camera in my face ..we all know Janet isn't the Diva.. its me boo so be gone"...

  • LilMissRed

    Did Lil Kim get dressd inthe dark?? I mean does she not realize shes not matchin on naaaaarrrrrrr nothing??? and WTF is that posing with her?? is dat a dude??

    Janet looks cute.. I want my natural to look like that. although Im sure hers prolly isnt all natural..its still cute... dude next to her is posing up something FIERCE!

    heyyyy Luda! whicho cute self! no disrespect to my hubby.. heyyyy BooBoo Keith!

    whats going on w/Vanessa's hair??? not cute at all!

  • Quitta

    Heeeyyyy Mirs Mommy Mommy

    Yes that bish is fierce wit his fitted condom cap on

  • Krysi J

    The chick with the puzzy shirt on, know good and hot damn well she don’t have no puzzy.

    ---------------------------------------------------------

    I thought I was the only one who felt the same way about that.......And Sandra don't think I ain notice how you were sure to let us know she/he was a "Special guest" at the "Juelz Santana" party!! :rofl: u stay setting niccahs up for failure!!!

  • Daisy

    @Quetta I use to give out the :rules: that SRose has passed down over the yrs but way to many new ppl started coming at once. Another rule is you are not supposed to list a blog site thats not listed on SR blog roll call on the 1st page just an FYI as well.

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    if those pants are up to his calfs sittin down you know they only come to the part right above the angle when he's standin up

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    Doesn't lil kim's friend look like polow the meerkats sister..Just dirty and nasty

    *sprays lysol on my PC * I don't want to catch no e- virus from it...

  • Quitta

    You see how he got his legs crossed and hands folded over? Ms. Bow Tie dares somebody to say something bout his fit. He got that "who gon check me boo" look

  • AprilRain

    @Daisy: What up :) Question? How long have you been blogging on Sandra Rose?

  • mirsmommy

    missy Says:

    Doesn’t lil kim’s friend look like polow the meerkats sister..Just dirty and nasty

    *sprays lysol on my PC * I don’t want to catch no e- virus from it…
    ______________________________________________________

    I think she's a meerkat mixed with a hyena. :lol:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Quitta he got big hands so he will get up and snap all around you!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @mirs-Have we forgotten the Lion King..Meerkats and hyenas can't get along... :lol:

    But maybe she's a breed of Jim Jones DIRTTTTTTTTYYYYY

  • QuettaV

    Thanks for the rules Daisy.... Whooo I'll try and follow all of them, but knowing me I will forget a few.

  • leapyearpisces

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    @ leapyearpisces
    What we doin for our bdays????
    ************************************************************

    I am leaving for Charlotte tomorrow evening, to indulge in some CIAA festivities and chill with some friends. See you there? We can split a big bottle of NUVO and I'll make us some "skinny bytches" [that's a drink]. :party:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    Ok seriously ..June Ambrose is that you with Kim Li......

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    Any who did the dude next to Janet Slap her face like that.....and told Janet smile bish .....

  • Quitta

    @ Brown. In a Z formation dammit.

    Oh, In Living Color's having a marathon on TV1 this Saturday. I usta :heart: that show

  • QuettaV

    dead and no pulse @ leapyearpisces... Darn that's a drink...!!!! Skinny bytches... I didn't know they named a drink after me!!!! :smile:

  • chase

    @ Missy that's who I though it was too!!

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    leapyear it seems like you're gonna have a helluva lot more fan than me so have a drink for me!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @QuettaV-I knew they have a drink named after us :lol: ...

    @Chase- :lol: glad it wasn't only me.....

  • kjsmommy

    Luda can put it in my ear, across my lip, and rest it on top of my head if he wants to!! :-D Fine, fine, fine!

    (Back to lurking status!)

  • gypsyeyes

    I don't have anything to say because you guys have said it all.

  • leapyearpisces

    QuettaV Says:

    dead and no pulse @ leapyearpisces… Darn that’s a drink…!!!! Skinny bytches… I didn’t know they named a drink after me!!!!

    ************************************************************

    Well, if you anything like the drinks I make, then you a bad skinny bytch then [no disrespect]!!! ;)

  • QuettaV

    LOL!!!! @ Missy... it's one poswerful drink!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    UUUUUUUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm did you watch scary movie :lol:.....

    Basic shawty you a basic ... (nooffense)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Quetta- Skinny Bishes Unite ..... :lol:

  • QuettaV

    @ Missy!! I represent for the skinny bytches... I remember how Monique talked bad about the skinny bytches now look at the heffa... she slimming down!!!!

    -----------------------------------
    But my fantasy is to be a big girl... they hold it down tooo!!!!! I eat and eat and is disappears :sad:

  • VIBABY

    @QuettaV Bish that shyt didnt disappear! I think I got every pound you cant find..... :lolol:

    I'm trying to be a skinny bish though. Down 25lbs.... :cheer:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Quetta- *pats back* Don't worry sometimes I feel like that but I 'm young so I will enjoy this fast metabolism because when my metabolism slows down and I start gaining weight I will be like oh the good ol' days ..... being tiny .. :lol:

    And I represent for Skinny chicks also..I hate how they make it seem most skinny girls starve themselves and ish...Heck I believe we all should be healthy and love ourselves no matter our shape or size...

  • WalkingKontradiction

    Treys pants are a smedium too small, Lil Kim's botched tummy tuck is showing and Jermaine needs to slap himself looking like Lil Richard's offspring, smh!

  • leapyearpisces

    BROWNSUGAPOET Says:

    leapyear it seems like you’re gonna have a helluva lot more fan than me so have a drink for me!
    ************************************************************
    Well, whatever you do, enjoy!!! We gonna really have to cut the fool next year when we have a REAL one...

    :

  • OutsidetheBox

    @ VI go girl! Whats your goal if youdontmindmeasking? I'm ten from mine...165. Whew.

    @Quetta, so you dont have no kids? Get you a baby in that body and watch that thick quick work :lolol: ...but for real, if its all for thickness, go to the gym and pump up LOL Or you could be like the YT bishes and buy it...#choiceschoiceCHOICES

  • QuettaV

    @ Vibaby... the you need to give it back!!!

    @ Missy... yeah I will go ahead and enjoy it for the moment! I will never starve myself.. Food is my friend we get along real good!!!!

  • QuettaV

    @ Outside.. yes ma'am I have the children, but none put any weight on me. I'm tall so I guess that's where it is. Girl I'm not buying nothing. I got country in my family so I'll get it when I get!!!

  • leapyearpisces

    VIBABY Says:

    @QuettaV Bish that shyt didnt disappear! I think I got every pound you cant find…..

    I’m trying to be a skinny bish though. Down 25lbs….

    ************************************************************

    Congrats! VI

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Quetta-That my anthemn ..Why starve myself when food is my friend..When I am hungry I get cranky..and irritable so they feed me to keep me calm. :lol:

    And having a baby doesn't work for everyone..I've seen some bishes snap right back to their body....(and I was like Dang)...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @VI- :cheer: congrats hope you reach your goal....

  • Quitta

    And having a baby doesn’t work for everyone..I’ve seen some bishes snap right back to their body….(and I was like Dang)…
    ___
    I lucked out cause I had my son, and snapped back and am actually a size smaller now than i was in high school *thank you jezzus* :pray:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    VIBABY
    what did you do to lose it

  • Quitta

    See that skinny bish sitting next to you, pound that bish right on the head - Big Monique

  • leapyearpisces

    QuettaV Says:

    @ Vibaby… the you need to give it back!!!

    @ Missy… yeah I will go ahead and enjoy it for the moment! I will never starve myself.. Food is my friend we get along real good!!!!
    ************************************************************

    My coworker is like that...they heffah make me cry...I call her the garbage disposal because whatever I don't eat for lunch I ask her if she want it and she will eat it...if I can't finish something she finishes it off for me and she is ALWAYS eating..I swear from the time she gets in until she go home..those jaws are flapping..LOL..and I say she is a solid size 3/4 and she is my age. I am not a fat or skinny, I have a very athletic build...and I've always had a pretty good metabolism...but something happen after the twins...its like everything I eat [which is not much or bad] goes to my mid section my mom says it's because a I had a C section.. :sad:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Quetta *Monique loud ass voice* Lucky bish! LOL :cosign: on NOT buying "it" tho...I'll enhance a few things :yes: ...but I don’t want to outright change anything.

    Friend of mine got permanent eye makeup and various nip/tucks last year...her bf told my bf (jokingly...I think) that he always feels "under-dressed" LOL You know she did it "for him". She's a simple broad [(c)Intense] really. LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Quitta- :rofl: So why we trying to pound skinny bishes on the head...we can break... :-D

    We gone pound skinny Monique in the head I guess so whose with me.....

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Leap. I had C-sections too. :sad: I call it..."the pouch"... :ashamed:

  • QuettaV

    @ MissY.. I'm with you!!! I like Monique and all but that pound a skinny bish was a bunch of fraggle naggle bull!!! She need to gone somewhere with mess :mad: Now she walking around all trimmed down and arms flapping running around looking like a thanksgining turkey and what not!! Somebody tell Monique I didn't appreciate all that Skinny bish hating!!!!

  • QuettaV

    thansgining = thanksgiving

  • QuettaV

    :mad: we got feelings too!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    *dead* :rofl: @ the thanksgiving turkey comment ..

    *throws rocks* At Monique......Skinny bish this

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Quetta - Lets Go :shotsfired: Monique skinny bishes have feelings ....

  • QuettaV

    @ Missy.. nah throw a brick at that heffa with a turkey sandwich tied to itt!!!

  • Quitta

    Oooo you evil Quetta. LOL. Gonna make her eat to gain her weight back.

  • QuettaV

    @ Missy... :nono: to the guns... but I'll run ova a bish and put the car in reverse and back ova them until I'm satisfied...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Quetta- :rofl: .....How about a half bitten sandwich ...So she can have a skinny bish left overs...

  • QuettaV

    @ Quitta.... I'm just helping her out.

  • QuettaV

    @ Missy ok u bout to make me choke at my desk!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    :nono: to guns but we rolling over bishes with cars...

    okay im down...but ask mirs how I role.....I come along for the ride...but I ain't trying to die..... :nono:

  • Quitta

    but I’ll run ova a bish and put the car in reverse and back ova them until I’m satisfied…

    @ Quetta, Damn. I thought Brandy was the only 1 to do that.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Quitta- GTFOH you know that wasn't right :rofl: *dead* YOU need to go to the attic.......

  • leapyearpisces

    OutsidetheBox Says:

    @Leap. I had C-sections too. I call it…”the pouch”…

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    I call mine "the Buddah" :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    @Quetta-My bad I don't want ya choke......

  • Quitta

    @ Missy, #imjustsayin

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Kim reminds me of Michael Jackson- Luda's pinky ring is the shiznet, Treyz looks sugary, the simmon's girls are cute for now!

  • QuettaV

    @ Quitta... U know you wrong for that one!!!

  • leapyearpisces

    arms flapping running around looking like a thanksgining turkey and what not!!
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    You ain't neva lied!!! LOL..I am expecting her arse to take off aiborne any day now...She needs an "arm lift" or an arm transplant. if they can put men parts on women and women parts on men, I KNOW they can make her some arms that don't have the wingspan of a bald eagle.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gf8wD7NIk missy

    Anyway y'all I am out :cya:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    leapyear they can put bicep implants in men so i don know why they can't do it for women. I watching a show the other day about this white guy that had a bunch of crap done to him and that was one of them

  • leapyearpisces

    Brown:

    I remember watching an episode a couple of years back of "True Life" on MTV, and this guy got calf implants :WTF:

    He sure did and he looked right crazy too walking around looking like he had grapefruits in his legs. Shoot, it may have been the same show you were watching because he had some more stuff done to him, but I remember that because he was talking about it hurt so bad..and he got "peck" implants too..

    and while they are giving Mo some biceps they need to give her a voicebox transplant too so she doesn't yell everything..I am convinced that woman has never heard the term "inside voice" a day in her life. LOL

  • OutsidetheBox

    ^ish, I thought she was rebelling against the "inside voice" LOL

  • leapyearpisces

    OTB:

    LOL..take it from a loud talker [not loud on purpose, I think I have bad hearing] :ashamed: but I am NO WHERE on the level Mo is...Monique is just a loud bytch...LOL..I think she one of those people who feel just because she yells it then it MUST be right. It's an intimidation tactic.

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. Ya'll off the hook today, literally OFF THE HOOK! I'm wrapping up a day from hell at work and then I come to this board and laugh my ass off! So many crazy, funny comments, that I had to scroll back up and down, up and down to the pics several times to see what you all were talking about! (puzzy shirt, man's shoes and socks, Lil Kim's stomach, etc!) Keep up the humor folks cause laughter IS still the best medicine. PS I hope so-called celebs read this sh!t so they can stop making fools of themselves. After all, we alllllll can't be wrong. Peace.

  • laugh911

    Lil Kim and Janet both look like twin sisters I guess their mothers name is Mattel (maker of the barbie doll) when is the plastic barbie look going to fade? side note thanks for opening registration I have been trying to get in for a while!

  • Audacious2

    That guy sitting next to Janet, is her date?
    He looks like he would chop her up and tell everbody she went to the store for milk.

    Janet looks so much like mama-Katherine in that picture.

  • Audacious2

    ^^^^Just looked at that photo again, Wait, Is that Joe Jackson? wth's up with them eyebrows of Janets?

  • Audacious2

    spitting out my Tea laughing at "ViBABY" comments.