A Loyal Reader Wants You To Know That…

Sandra Rose May 25, 2010

Trina and LaLa Vazques
Loyal reader Marteeta C. writes:

Please pass this on to your readers.
These ladies are not wearing butt pads they have on Magic Body Suits the girdle that makes you lose 3 sizes in 10 minutes. (it’s like a workout trying to get into one) Trina had on one too in the picture with Missy.

Question: Am I the only one who doesn’t see the difference in the before and after body shapes in this video?

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TSRBenz

thats good to know i hope i can wear it under my swim suit
Princess Smarty-Pants

The haridresser got the nerve to be charging $380 for this bad boy. I saw a bish LOSE ten lbs tryna fight her way into it. And what about when you get home to get naked? Sh*t spilling and cups runneth over. See, we need that fraud button right about now…..

man, Civil, somebody say something…. for real!
prettyinpink1218

TSRBENZ, It a one peice suit and has biker shorts attached to it so it will look funny if you do. My mom has one and I planned on getting one but I dont like any thing tight around my legs
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Princess Smarty-Pants says:
The haridresser got the nerve to be charging $380 for this bad boy. I saw a bish LOSE ten lbs tryna fight her way into it. And what about when you get home to get naked?
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Damn! Can you breathe once you get it on?
crzasallgetout

@Smarty
Yeah people are all on FB trying to get folks to buy these. My beautician has them as well.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

All I wanna know is why in the world was she wearing a belt with that jumpsuit!
prettyinpink1218

It’s a fraud but this day and age it’s all about having the littl bitty waist and the big ol hips…LOL. Dont know how people plan on explaining the spillage when u get home and naked but while the lights are on and the clothes are on you’ll look great
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Boo @ $380.00 I have Kymora Body Shaper that does way better than this bought brand new off of ebay for $25.00 and when you order online it’s lke $45.00
OutsidetheBox

You could just work out…

But I do love Spanx on occassion so… I get it.
Princess Smarty-Pants

@Yvpnne, not that I heard, plus it makes you walk funny, too.
Val

And to the “loyal reader” .. you know theyre wearing this because??
http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

Trina’s body magic did nothing for her pouch.
prettyinpink1218

Trina doesnt look like she has it on, the strap peekin out of her dress doesnt look like the same strap that’s on the ones Ive seen..to me it’s looks like the vicky bra that adds cup size, with the air bubble in the side..there soo comfy
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

The loyal reader is the one advertising this thing because I wasn’t thinking what they were wearing to give them that shape…
meanNsurly

Trina has baby breasts like the breasts that girls start to get when they first start maturing! Lala looks gorgeous to me; Trina…..not as much!
Princess Smarty-Pants

prettyinpink1218 says: the lights are on and the clothes are on you’ll look great
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light on, clothes OFF. and that’s why I can’t be wearingone of those.
Princess Smarty-Pants

meanNsurly says:

Trina has baby breasts like the breasts that girls start to get when they first start maturing!
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becausee when it gets right down to it, trina could stand to lose a few lbs. If and when she does, she won’t need a bra at all. Not hating, just saying.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

#didyoureallythink keri hilson would come on the scene and wipe out my sister? #fail
16 minutes ago via web

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Oh I see Solo is getting a little Catty on twitter….why she mad Keri sold more than her she needs to work on her twitter control there is a delete button she needs to use it often….
Thetruth32

missy says:

#didyoureallythink keri hilson would come on the scene and wipe out my sister? #fail
16 minutes ago via web

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Oh I see Solo is getting a little Catty on twitter….why she mad Keri sold more than her she needs to work on her twitter control there is a delete button she needs to use it often….
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she mad b/c keri out her sista about not writtin her own songs
crzasallgetout

@Mean”
Trina has baby breasts like the breasts that girls start to get when they first start maturing”
Heyy watch yourself now. That’s about my size.

@ Missy
What ticked Solo off for her to tweet that?
FloridaChick813

Who thought Trina had on butt pads??? Bish has ALWAYS had as.s

Does look like she has on a padded bra though, cause bish aint never had no tittays!!! LOL
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

if lala got it on its and amazing product lol
meanNsurly

Thx Princess! She has gained some weight. I was wondering why her breasts looked like that!
crzasallgetout

“she mad b/c keri out her sista about not writtin her own songs”

Did people really thing Bey was writing her own lyrics? I hope not. LOL
mzvirgo78

If LaLa IS wearing one it is definitely working for her shape. I find it hard to believe that Trina has on one because she still looks a little lumpy throughout. Trina is a cute chic but I do agree that she can stand to lose a few pounds or work out …or something.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

See this is exactly what Im referring to when it comes to Solo she has no control over her mouth she need to start volunteering at her son’s school
OutsidetheBox

@East I like your gravi. Cool beans.

Princess Trina looks bad to you? I thought she looked good after GAINING a couple of pounds… that first break up with KMart had her thin IMO…and yeah she is def. in that commitee…

Damn @Solo. Love her!
meanNsurly

Crza…..lol! I’m not talking about the size. Her breast don’t look like adult breasts. It looks as if someone stole my 14yr old cousins tiddays and put them on Trina.
<———–Rere has a perky bosom!!!!
Cinderella

The company should start promoting the shaper as a weight loss tool during the summer months. You’re bound to lose at least 10 lbs of sweat while wearing them.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

Disregard my comment 18…Papa knowles tweeted and told me that….that wasn’t Solange twitter it is an impost-er(but it sounded believable)…

Back to your regular scheduled program

Sorry for passing on the incorrect information…
Princess Smarty-Pants

@OTB, 27, nope, she’s cute but I aint bedding nobody on that “Committee” so I been waiting for her to get some. No such luck.
OutsidetheBox

Shucks. That wouldve been perfect Solange. :lolol:
crzasallgetout

Dead @ Missy. LOL
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

@OTB thanks
FloridaChick813

@ OTB

I like Trina with a lil more weight too!!!! Bish got as.s for DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krysi J

what does it matter if they wear these things??….. how is this being held against them again *confused*

Obviously they’re not obese.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

If one of these shapers are going to do damage to my uterus I pass…
Princess Smarty-Pants

missy says Papa knowles tweeted and told me that
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1. he can’tbe trusted, he said the baby wasnt his.
2. His daughters prolly aint even spekain go this arse (as yall like tosay)

So my question is…..how he know?
b-boy817

I stopped watching the video when she said, they went from 0to hero in 30seconds…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

So nobody saw that damn bedazzled belt she was wearing with that jumpsuit that’s when I clicked pause
chase

I don’t believe the hype w/ body magic. Working out will do a much better job and nothing will fall out when you take your clothes off.

I heard a group of guys talking about how they hate when a chick is in the club looking all nice and right. Then they get them home and everything starts falling out and the girl looks totally different.

I do indulge in a pair of spanxx every once in a while…
Al-Ameera

@ Karaz, that’s just what I was thinking. Maybe Trina needs a smaller size???

@ Missy, who or what is that in your gravi?
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Princess- I was just joking…I realized it wasn’t Solo’s twitter it was an impost-er they have the same background and everything…That was my bad I should have check for verification before spreading that mess……….
Princess Smarty-Pants

@krysi J, neither is obese but lala is what I like to call “built up bad”. VERY pretty girl though and she looks like fun to hang out with
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Al- like iscream said he looks like “Smokey from the PJ’s” but he is just some random dude….
CivilEngineer

Why is it so hard to believe that these are their natural curves?? Maybe they have on those high-waist thingies (lol I can’t think of the name)

Lala does look “different”…in a good way!
Sheena215

I have body magic I paid 168 for it. Your suppose to lose inches as your body conforms to the garment and its suppose to suppress your appetite but it doest. However it does work, the before and after pictures of me are amazing but it does take about 10-15 minutes to get into but its soooooo worth it being as though i have been having problems with my gut for a while now.
Val

Missy Missy Missy…
crazy girl
Sheena215

i think they both look nice I mean face it no one has the perfect body and they want to look good in front of the camera.
Ebony

LaLa was always shaped like spongebob squarepants so I am calling foul on her booty
OutsidetheBox

“built up bad”

I thought only me and the old folks say this…its in the same boat with “bulldagger”!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Sheena
So have you lost inches since wearing it or it makes you look like you have?
Krysi J

@ Civil

I don’t think Trina is wearing one honestly…..thats how she’s shaped…La la could be wearing one….or the dress could be designed to suck everything in and even out her shape Even if they are wearing one, I don’t see why it matters…at least they didn’t get plastic surgery

@Princess

all I’ve ever noticed in La La’s pictures is that she has small legs, she’s not the hippy type, but she still has a nice shape.
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

why does it take 10 minutes to get it on!! Is that the cardio portion?
Ms. Thickness

HOW DO SHE KNOW THEY HAVE THE BODY MAGIC..WAS SHE THERE WHEN THEY PUT IT ON? HELL NO…BUT IF YOU SEE SOMEONE IN PERSON ITS A DIFFERENCE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR BREAST IS SITTING RIGHT UNDER YOUR DAMN CHIN…MY BFF PAID $180 OR HERS AND ONLY WORE IT ONCE CAUSE SHE LOST THE BATTLE TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT AND DAMN NEAR PISSED HERSELF.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Val- Me crazy.. should I be complimented or offended lol…..

Because I think I am in my right mind 95% of the time lol..
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Okay Ladies I have been having a discussion with two of my friends and one them mentioned choking during sex and I was I have yet to try that she swears by it – I’m thinking about doing it to my man but he will probably look at me like I’m crazed so what do yall think and have some of you tried it before
http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

ggouch says:

why does it take 10 minutes to get it on!! Is that the cardio portion?

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ohso

@CHOCO:tried it, loved it, now practicing it regularly. Just make sure yall have a “safe word” so that he knows when its getting a little out of hand. But once again i’m on some weird stuff cuz i also like biting. But i encourage you to try it and if u dont like it then scrap the idea. It does catch a man off guard when you mention it though so get ready for this look from your mate
OutsidetheBox

Choco…you want him to choke you though right? Dont you choke that man!
Ms. Thickness

AND THE BODY MAGIC IS MADE LIKE A ALL IN ONE BIKER SHORTS JUMPER..LOL…SO IF LA LA OR TRINA WAS WEARING ONE YOU WOULD SEE THE LINING FROM THE BIKER SHORT PART ON THEIR THIGHS WITH DRESSES THAT FITTED. SO I DOUBT IF THEY HAVE ONE ON.
OutsidetheBox

Yes, I love it too @ohSo. You said you like rough sex so you may be a good candidate @Choco
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@OHSO
Girl that is what she said she does it alot I’m def intrigued by it (baby steps)
@OTB
Girl you know I wanna choke the ish out of him
@Civil
Any thoughts!
Ms. Thickness

Choco says:

Okay Ladies I have been having a discussion with two of my friends and one them mentioned choking during sex and I was I have yet to try that she swears by it – I’m thinking about doing it to my man but he will probably look at me like I’m crazed so what do yall think and have some of you tried it before.

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GO FOR HONEY…I HAVE DONE THIS SEVERAL TIMES TO MY MAN AND HE LOVES IT. JUST REMEMBER NOT TO TIGHT AND NOT TO LONG. MY DUDE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY AT FORST BUT THEN HE WHIPPED THAT THANG EXTRA ROUGH. SO IF YOU LIKE IT ROUGH SOMETIMES GO FOR IT. ITS BEST IF YOU ARE ON TOP SO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE CONTROL AT THAT TIME AND THROW IN A LIL SLAP, BITE AND TALK DIRTY HE WILL LOVE IT .(HOPEFULLY) MINE DID
kdillon

This ish actually works, my sister sells for $290…..
Silhouette

@OTB I was thinking the same thing please don’t choke this out of the damn blue.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Ms.Thickness
Girl I am gonna try it but I have to broach that topic easily with him it could backfire and this fool think I’m out screwing around on him-and I do like ruff sex but he doesn’t always act ruff with me (more so cuz I try to get away) oh well at least I have something new on the horizon for tonite—I won’t choke him hard (evil laugh)
ohso

*fans myself* when you get real good with it get that doggystyle going and have him kinda put you in a chokehold…LAWD HAMMERCY
CivilEngineer

@Choco
Ms_Psych

Alot of people or getting those Ardyss Body Shaper or even selling them. I don’t need one but if I where to get one I would for sure get the one shaped like a little black dress to wear underneath a fitted dress. It sure make a frame curvier even if your little too.
meanNsurly

When a “loyal reader” ends up appearing on Snapped I’m gonna die laughing!!!!
OutsidetheBox

And
Daisy

My gfriend had to go to traffic court n cldnt pass through the secuirty checheckpoint finally the female officer asked her if she had on a body magic which she did they do work my gfriend is bigger than me but looks smaller when rocking her body magic her mama lost weight as well using one. They both excerise as well to help the process. I want to try one but I am 2 cheap

I do want to have a little nip/tuck after kids #dontjudgeme

Sidebar I love when Bey stans/fans get salty over Keri
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Ohso
Girl yeah I know I’ve been damn near brought to tears cuz of the good good whew chile
@Civil
Come on hun don’t be like that -tell me more ; )
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

I want a little nip/tuck also but my beau says no-(raised eyebrows)
CivilEngineer

@Choco…what could my young, virginal self tell you ( with halo hovering above)

Paging Man!! Paging Man!!
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

meanNsurly says:

When a “loyal reader” ends up appearing on Snapped I’m gonna die laughing!!!!
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Sandra might not post that ish up….You could imagine that episode… And Sandra appears on it saying:

“I never noticed anything out of the ordinary she seemed so nice she loved my blog “Sandra rose” and she always complimented me about it who knew she could have done it she loved my blog you know”
OutsidetheBox

Speaking of court… Where is Ms.Truth. Lawd dont tell me they chose her for Jury Duty…? Y’all pray for somebody caus ethey gonna need it!

Daisy maybe you wont even need any. Everyone doesnt need it after. I was not so lucky… *salty*….bout Keri and Bey too! LOL
kdillon

Hey ya’ll what does # before a word mean?
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

ohso says:
*fans myself* when you get real good with it get that doggystyle going and have him kinda put you in a chokehold…LAWD HAMMERCY

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“chokehold” are you serious? That sounds violent.
Ms. Thickness

@ OHSO: (FANS SELF TOO) HONEY THAT SH_T IS THE SH_T AND WHEN HE PULL YOU HAIR AND TAKE HIS HAND BACK TO AFRICA AND SLAP YOUR ASS TO IT JIGGLES EVERYTHING. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS…CHOCO YOU JUST GOTTA GET ON TOP AND RUB HIS CHEST TILL YOU GET TO HIS THROAT..DO IT SOFT FIRST AND SENSUALLY ASK YOU LIKE THAT BABY AND IF HE SAY YEAH…THERE YOU GO.
CivilEngineer

@kdillon…it’s Twitter lingo, like a very well known, repeated word or phrase
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Sandra
It increases your climax I’m told…

@Civil
Just by the way you responded I already know your type – MANDINDGO- Im sorta turned on cuz you won’t answer isn’t that a bish!
AprilRain

If LaLa and Trina suck it in any harder,,their guts are gonna start popping outta every opening on their body..lol..I wouldnt mind wearing one of those thingies,,,don’t know why I havent invested in one yet, it aint like hubby dont know what I look like naked, haha, but for you single woman…yea just work out. Same goes for the guys to though, I remember being single, getting home from the club, getting comfy, and………WTF…..LMAO
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@kdillion- the # thing is just something from twitter….it doesn’t really mean anything…

@Sandra- I am with you that sounds violent..
Ms_Psych

Oh but seriously though, their shape is the exact same. It just now their ill shaped bodies are pulled in an inch tighter. So what’s the magis in that?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@MsThickness
Yall have got me counting the minutes until I get off-I have to tell him first I can’t just rub on his chest and start choking LOL I kid I kid I will take what you said into consideration-
SangriaSugar

Ms. Thickness says:

@ OHSO: (FANS SELF TOO) HONEY THAT SH_T IS THE SH_T AND WHEN HE PULL YOU HAIR AND TAKE HIS HAND BACK TO AFRICA AND SLAP YOUR ASS TO IT JIGGLES EVERYTHING. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS…CHOCO YOU JUST GOTTA GET ON TOP AND RUB HIS CHEST TILL YOU GET TO HIS THROAT..DO IT SOFT FIRST AND SENSUALLY ASK YOU LIKE THAT BABY AND IF HE SAY YEAH…THERE YOU GO.
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I’m fanning myself now…its gonna be a long day and night. Guess I’m gonna have to break out my Friend.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Sangria
Running the bath water on you does great wonders my LAWD my whole body would quiver
@Sandra are you taking notes
CivilEngineer

@April…wouldn’t you feel played if you were getting into it and your dude had to take his girdle off…just the thought Either work at it or be satisfied with the gut. Male girdles are NOT the business!!

@Choco…I’m shocked
Daisy

@OTB I need lypo now all my weight goes to my middle sadly I heard u can get lypo b4 kids but not a tummy tuck so I will just wait for now

@choking topic call me a prude but hell what if the person doesn’t stop choking me
kdillon

Thanks guys for the # insight, now I can sleep at night…

Anyway, my co worker got me on the Office and now everyday I am going around saying “thats what she said”. I thought I would share
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Ms_Psych says:

Oh but seriously though, their shape is the exact same.

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That’s what I thought. I must have rewound that video 5 times to make sure.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Sangria-Not the friend ….
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Choco says:

Okay Ladies I have been having a discussion with two of my friends and one them mentioned choking during sex and I was I have yet to try that she swears by it
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Isn’t that how little white boys accidently kill themselves while sitting in their closets?….
ajonesy

her blonde lacefront is an #EpicFail

and could they have found a better “video model” than that linebacker they chose? seriously. homegirl needed a body magic, a chin magic and a shoulder magic all rolled in one.

tis. all.
kdillon

David Carrodine died from sexual choking, if done correctly it works but go to far and the next day you’re at the morgue.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Daisy
Girl on the real after I had my son I did the DENISE AUSTIN video and I just bought another one of her pls check her out before you do lypo her worksout are the bizness in getting back into shape she does like 10 min workouts on abs, arms, legs, buns and it works I got my new one on ebay for like $4.00

@Civil
You are not shocked I bet you are a huge FREAK having oils and candles and edible this and that-don’t be scurred lmao
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Ggouch
I don’t know much about little white boyz…
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

Daisy says:

@choking topic call me a prude but hell what if the person doesn’t stop choking me
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I think i’m a prude also….. I was thinking that same thing….what if that fool don’t want to stop or what if I don’t say stop…that is taking oxygen away from your brain… #chileplease
kdillon

ggouch says:

Choco says:

Okay Ladies I have been having a discussion with two of my friends and one them mentioned choking during sex and I was I have yet to try that she swears by it
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Isn’t that how little white boys accidently kill themselves while sitting in their closets?….

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OMG, I just laughed so hard at the wrongest thing ever… but so funny! They really do be in the closet with some dirty socks tied around their neck trying to get off.
Krysi J

“HONEY THAT SH_T IS THE SH_T ”

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@ Thickness and Choco

yall crazy…
SangriaSugar

@Civil…man girdle

@ Missy…I don’t give them names so…yea…friend is good
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

kdillon says:

David Carrodine died from sexual choking, if done correctly it works but go to far and the next day you’re at the morgue.
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I was going to bring him up….. but decided not to
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

missy says:

#didyoureallythink keri hilson would come on the scene and wipe out my sister? #fail
16 minutes ago via web
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Oh I see Solo is getting a little Catty on twitter….

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What else is there for her to do? Raise her son?
kdillon

Sandra, we have to get rid of these pages…. I was about to post again because my comment went missing. Please, with a cherry and beyonce’s lacefront on top
Ms. Thickness

LISTEN WE NOT SAYING CHOKE THE DUDE TILL HE GASP FOR AIR OR HIS EYES POP OUT…JUST A LIL TIGHT AROUND THE THROAT…NOW IF JUST NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP OR YA’LL ON BAD TERMS YOU BETTA NOT CHOKE HIM OR VICE VERSA.:no:
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Choco says: @Ggouch
I don’t know much about little white boyz…
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thats ok..I don’t know one either…but it’s normally in the news…im just sayin be careful
kdillon

missy says:

kdillon says:

David Carrodine died from sexual choking, if done correctly it works but go to far and the next day you’re at the morgue.
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I was going to bring him up….. but decided not to
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Yes, leave “in poor taste” to me
Ms. Thickness
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Well I don’t think you do the choking thing with a stranger or even a lover I’ve been with my man for the past 6 years so I feel secure in that-Wasn’t David Carridine by himself choking himself I don’t want to choke myself I want to heighten my climax by experiencing with my man
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

What else is there for her to do? Raise her son?

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OH I just seriously FLAT-LINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Ggouch
I got you Ma for real but girl trust sometimes I’m to focused on the motion to be doing too much choking…
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

kdillon says:

ggouch says:

Isn’t that how little white boys accidently kill themselves while sitting in their closets?….

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OMG, I just laughed so hard at the wrongest thing ever… but so funny! They really do be in the closet with some dirty socks tied around their neck trying to get off.
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but that is so true…..I feel bad for laughing at this …

@Sangria- sometimes just saying “friend” is better than naming it…
kdillon

Choco says:

Well I don’t think you do the choking thing with a stranger or even a lover I’ve been with my man for the past 6 years so I feel secure in that-Wasn’t David Carridine by himself choking himself I don’t want to choke myself I want to heighten my climax by experiencing with my man
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In Thailand by himself, in a room, practicing choking techniques? Yea, I dont think so…. I hate to say it but I think he was into little boys. I also think the room was cleaned and cleared before authorities got there
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Kdillon
Right on both of your theories….
kdillon

No turning back now, we have all erased our names out of the book of life…
Shauny

Sandra can you please add the full picture of LaLa so I can see my husband in my head Melo #pleaseandthankyou

LaLa has really stepped her game up. She’s been looking really good. I guess REALLY almost married does her well.

Trina doesn’t look like she has on anything under that dress. IF she does have on the same thing that LaLa has on IF LaLa does have on something under her dress, Trina needs to go get a refund.
AprilRain

@Civil, I would DEF not follow through with the task at hand….that is just to even fcuked up to think about…thanks for that image that wont go away now…
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Sandra-“What else is there for her to do? Raise her son? ” Solo didn’t say that it was a fake account I mistook for Solo That was wrong though….

@Kdillion- I will leave it to you…
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Choco says: Well I don’t think you do the choking thing with a stranger or even a lover I’ve been with my man for the past 6 years so I feel secure in that-Wasn’t David Carridine by himself choking himself I don’t want to choke myself I want to heighten my climax by experiencing with my man
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I tend to clutch the sheets when I climax or his back…depending…what happens if he CLUTCHES your throat?…that’s six years of passion wrapped around your throat…..Imjustsayn…but Choco I love you..and I would love you even if you like to be beat with a bat prior to foreplay
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Krsyi
Yeah but you feeling us tho

Wait girl how embarassing will it be when I go home and try that and my nicca jump off the bed smh
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Ggouch
LOL girl so damn true about 6 y of passion girl that cracked me up I could see this fool didn’t I tell you – me gasping for air baby stop stop- SIKE
mirsmommy

I see yall in here actin up.

@ Sandra
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Choking is fun. That is all…..
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

LOL at Yvonne girl I don’t know what type of reaction I will get out him if we partying and doing the damn thing he would be open to it but just good nite honey sex before bed I don’t know but he will be surprised one way or the other LMAO
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Alright Folks as usual it’s been real I’m bout to go home choke his chicken and then choke the hell out of him
mirsmommy

I’m scurred of the choking thing. I don’t wanna feel like I need to fight for my life, while an “O” is coming on.
Krysi J

No turning back now, we have all erased our names out of the book of life…
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BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ……… !!!

*gives it some thought*

maybe its not as funny as i had hoped

*prays for forgiveness*

@Civil

Question. Would you choke someone during sex?
mirsmommy

Choco says:

Alright Folks as usual it’s been real I’m bout to go home choke his chicken and then choke the hell out of him
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mirsmommy

@ So-Long Face being a Twitter Tough Guy.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@Choco: Wait for it, set the stage. From one Virgo to another, wait until you’re both a little intoxicated. Right before you get in on, whisper in his ear how you are so excited and are looking forward to spending the rest of your life with him. Because you’re spending the rest of your life with him, you should be able let all inhibitions go starting right here and right now. Straddle that man quickly commence to going to work. While you are doing what you’re going, gently take his hand and place them on your breasts. Wait a few minutes, then move his hands to your neck. Or if you’re feeling the moment, do him the exact way that I’ve outlined above. Both of you will be satisfied.
Ms. Thickness

GO GET EM CHOCO
Ms. Thickness

MAKE SURE HE SLAP THAT ASS TO AFRICA AND IF YOU DONT LOG IN CHAT WITH US WE WILL HAVE A E-FUNERAL ON YOUR BEHALF…JUST JOKING
M_promp2

The person that sent this over is trying to promote that mess. They don’t look like they have on anything like that spanx at the most. LaLa looks gorgeous.
M_promp2

And no Sandra you are not the only one. I went back to look and she looked the same to me too.
gypsyeyes

114 missy says:

kdillon says:

ggouch says:

Isn’t that how little white boys accidently kill themselves while sitting in their closets?….

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OMG, I just laughed so hard at the wrongest thing ever… but so funny! They really do be in the closet with some dirty socks tied around their neck trying to get off.
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but that is so true…..I feel bad for laughing at this …

@Sangria- sometimes just saying “friend” is better than naming it…
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I wonder what time the Biggie and Pac concert start up here in heaven cause I’m DEAD!!!!
ggouch-you are crazy as hell.

@ Choco-don’t choke his azz while you are drunk and don’t let him choke you while he is drunk. #imjustsaying
kdillon

*waves goodbye to Choco*
Dont hurt em!
kdillon

I wonder what time the Biggie and Pac concert start up here in heaven cause I’m DEAD!!!!
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Im im the front row standing next to Ester Rolle
Ms. Thickness

@GYPSY…GIRL I WAS THINKIN THE SAME THING…NOT WHILE INTOXICATED THE DEVIL IS A LIAR.
Silhouette

I am laughing so hard I can barely type. Whatever happens please give him fair warning that you are going to wrap your hands around his neck and apply pressure. Mess around and we will be reading about you.Communication is key.
Ms. Thickness

WELL IF YOU DONT GIVE HIM FAIR WARNING HE KNOW NOT TO FU_K WITH YOU IN ANY OTHER MANNER..LOL…BUT GOOD NITE ALL GONNA GO HOME AND CHOKE MY MAN..LOL
SangriaSugar

Ya’ll so crazy
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

kdillon says:

Sandra, we have to get rid of these pages….

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If I don’t break the pages up, then too many comments in a single post will make the post disappear. It’s this theme.
starr

What else is there for her to do? Raise her son?

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This is so classic
va_shawty

I went to a demo of the Body Magic. I refused to try it on though because someone has to help you get into it the first time. I wasn’t paying $168 for something that I couldn’t get into by myself. Also, for that amount of money, I could have gotten a gym membership.
Al-Ameera

CivilEngineer says:

@April…wouldn’t you feel played if you were getting into it and your dude had to take his girdle off…just the thought Either work at it or be satisfied with the gut. Male girdles are NOT the business!!
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oh goodness, I can’t.

Dead @ the thought of a man girdle
Al-Ameera

va_shawty says:

I went to a demo of the Body Magic. I refused to try it on though because someone has to help you get into it the first time. I wasn’t paying $168 for something that I couldn’t get into by myself. Also, for that amount of money, I could have gotten a gym membership.
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Well I googled it and it said it’s on sale for $79
whatdoesitmatter

What else is there for her to do? Raise her son?

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Daisy

Solo raises her son. I am not her biggest fan but she seems to be a good mother (yes I can take a joke I got it)

I didnt know we had a smiley now :yea:
Daisy

Oh and I am a gym rat somethings working out just wont fix IMO I just came from spin class
MandaPanda0408

For all that money go to the damn gym SMH!!! Trina looks very nice with her shape, LaLa looks like……..like……forget it, I got nothin
Ebony
Cinnamon Kisses

Gypsy……….
NOLA

I got one on Ebay for 70.00. I put that thing on ONE time and I was sitting there looking like some one had just thrown a cold glass of water in my face, trying to damm breathe. It’s now in the dresser along with the rest of my “to hell with this” garments.
Kimi

yvonne79 says:
@Choco: Wait for it, set the stage. From one Virgo to another, wait until you’re both a little intoxicated. Right before you get in on, whisper in his ear how you are so excited and are looking forward to spending the rest of your life with him. Because you’re spending the rest of your life with him, you should be able let all inhibitions go starting right here and right now. Straddle that man quickly commence to going to work. While you are doing what you’re going, gently take his hand and place them on your breasts. Wait a few minutes, then move his hands to your neck. Or if you’re feeling the moment, do him the exact way that I’ve outlined above. Both of you will be satisfied.
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Good advice girl
lacountrygirl

NOLA says:

I got one on Ebay for 70.00. I put that thing on ONE time and I was sitting there looking like some one had just thrown a cold glass of water in my face, trying to damm breathe. It’s now in the dresser along with the rest of my “to hell with this” garments.
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va_shawty

@ Al-Ameera says: Well I googled it and it said it’s on sale for $79

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Thanks for the info! Let me find out that homegirl was trying to get over on me. I’m glad I didn’t pay $168. I would have been mad as h*ll.
AllNYC

My friend was selling these shapers. She tried to demonstrate it to me and damn near sprained a kidney trying to get it on. No ma’am! I’ll just do a few more sit ups and curls.
Summers

I know Im late but they do not have on a body magic. When you wear a body magic it makes ur breat sit up and Trina’s are down in the delta.

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