A few years ago I discovered that a long lost friend was the tour director for singer Beyonce.

Knowing that she checks in regularly, I'm posting this tutorial hoping that she will see it and pass it on to Beyonce, who seems to have trouble finding good stylists who are proficient at applying wig glue.

Beyonce's hairlines are always a tragic mess, and even I feel sorry for her when I see her struggling with her lacefront wigs.

Again, I am in no way hating on Beyonce. But we should never see hairlines looking a nappy mess like Beyonce's in this day and age with so much technology (and such quality wig glue) available to us.



Source: eHow

  • MZN

    LOL! Sandra!

  • http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

    It looks like she is showing her real age more than glue...that looks like gray hair...or dandruff...

    I thought you could pin the lace front also...instead of using a adhesive.. :shrugs:

    :newpost:

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

    :rofl:
    Kelly and B-rocka need to take notes as well

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    I needed this laugh this morning.

  • ShoYaRight

    Tracks and wigs are...oh nevermind.

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl:

    Only Sandra :rofl:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    LMAO @Sandra!! Just go natural like your sister.

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    Are these instructions on how to do a glue-in weave though? I don't think this is for a lacefront. I'm going to need for you to get this right BEFORE you post it. :nono:

  • http://twitter.com/LaydeeJustice LadyJustice *\o/*

    oh and this how to apply tracks now lacefront wigs. lol

  • CivilEngineer

    :rofl: This is also the year of BAD WIGS!! Add that to the list!

  • ohpretty1

    :cosign: # 5, but it's still funny.

  • Daisy

    DEAD LMAO :rofl: I can't take it. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    And Bey could tell you how to take a pretty picture @Sandra.

    I love it when we reach out and help each other.

    *side eye*

    In your hilarity you forgot that tracks and wigs are different.

    :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

    This is a tutorial on how to put tracks in your hair....not a lace front.. :lol:

  • Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams

    :newpost:

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: # 13

  • KayCeiSoul

    Bey usually has better lacefront game than most. I don't think she does bad at all.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yep. But Sandra has control over how she appears on the web. I mean even though she look like a fool trying to give advice thats wrong she can always update it.

    Life is good behind the lens/avatar.

    :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I got my utility bill today..after being forced to turn on the AC... Sandra you dont want it with Bey (and by extension, ME!)!!!

    I need a :blunt:. *deep sigh*

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA

    Since you doing fashion tips might want to add on that there IS a such thing as TOO much make up.

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I got my utility bill today..after being forced to turn on the AC… Sandra you dont want it with Bey (and by extension, ME!)!!!

    I need a :blunt: . *deep sigh*

    ------------------

    I hate to see mine too. This crazy Georgia weather had me turning it on and off last month. One day it was 45 degrees at night, the next night it was 70 degrees. Had me all kinds of confused.

  • florida_girl

    She look sad something is very off with her lately and it isn't the hair..

  • OutsidetheBox

    *nods*

    Its going to be 93 degrees today...but luckilywe eat out on Thurs night so at least I dont have to turn on the oven! I live in a concrete Florida home and baby, whew. Its Sear-us!

  • FloridaChick813

    @ OTB, I got my utility bill yesterday, but uhhhhh, it was only $95 so I aint complainin :shrug:

    But girl when it was cold Jan-March, that bill was damn near $200...

    Ooh and ya girl been :blunt: free for 3 weeks now -- OWWWWWWW :danban:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Man, is this too much here? Even for a State dinner...where you are performing?

    But Kim K doesnt wear too much...shopping on Rodeo?

  • CivilEngineer

    @OTB...where do you reside? My A/C been on since March!

  • FloridaChick813

    OutsidetheBox says:

    *nods*

    Its going to be 93 degrees today…but luckilywe eat out on Thurs night so at least I dont have to turn on the oven! I live in a concrete Florida home and baby, whew. Its Sear-us!
    _______________________

    We are >>>HERE<<<<< -- it gets WAY too hot with the oven and stove on :rolleyes: Once again, a bish gotta wait til the sun goes down to even cook.

  • Al-Ameera

    Oh goodness Sandra, you slay me :rofl:

  • CivilEngineer

    Nevermind OTB...I see it.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I swear I need to quit. *high 5* @Flo. That cri.p shi.t had me cloudy and I did some dumb ass shi.t recently...live and learn right? *small smile*

    My bill is NEVER under $200. It is $388 now. I'm too sick..

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Civil ...North Central Florida. Its really weird this year for some reason...we were wearing SWEATERS in April (unheard of)....

    But the heat has arrived.

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    @OTB, I think the houses in Florida are the cutest with the multi-colors. I'd chose a pink one!

  • FloridaChick813

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I swear I need to quit. *high 5* @Flo. That cri.p shi.t had me cloudy and I did some dumb ass shi.t recently…live and learn right? *small smile*

    My bill is NEVER under $200. It is $388 now. I’m too sick..
    _____________________

    I've def. seen a difference in my funds!!! OOh and lets not talk about gettin cloudy and doing dumb sh.it... Story of my life.. :rolleyes:

    BLESS YOUR HEART with that $388 bill, ima :pray: for you.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    " is this too much here? Even for a State dinner…where you are performing?

    But Kim K doesnt wear too much…shopping on Rodeo?"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah this is too much here. State Dinner or not. Lookin like Sammy Sosa and chit.

    And no, Kim K's make up is always flawless. :coffee:

    Do yall think Obama got a thing for Beyonce? Don't she ALWAYS perform for this dude? **Marilyn Monroe used to always perform for JFK too**

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    FloridaChick813 says:

    I’ve def. seen a difference in my funds!!! OOh and lets not talk about gettin cloudy and doing dumb sh.it… Story of my life.. :rolleyes:

    BLESS YOUR HEART with that $388 bill, ima :pray: for you.

    ----------------------

    Don't you see a BIG difference? That's an expensive habit.

  • CivilEngineer

    @OTB...it's sunny and humid in the morning and rainy and even more humid around quittin' time down here. I really only like winter and early spring in Louisiana...it's 90+ at any other time

  • OutsidetheBox

    *side eye* @Truth :lolol:

    Okay...just make sure you in Coral Gables or down south somewhere! These people dont play that in the homeowner's associations! LOL

    My whole neighborhood is filled with houses that are grey, brown, or some form of celery green...and a lil yellow here and there. Nothing distinctive though. They like us to fall in line. :coffee:

    @Flo. LOL If I quit smoking I could knock it out, but umm yeah if I quit smoking someone is likely to get knocked out. I need my job. LOL

  • FloridaChick813

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    ” is this too much here? Even for a State dinner…where you are performing?

    But Kim K doesnt wear too much…shopping on Rodeo?”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah this is too much here. State Dinner or not. Lookin like Sammy Sosa and chit.

    And no, Kim K’s make up is always flawless.

    Do yall think Obama got a thing for Beyonce? Don’t she ALWAYS perform for this dude? **Marilyn Monroe used to always perform for JFK too**
    ____________________________

    OooOOOOooooOoo Good observation :thumbsup:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CIVIL
    "…it’s sunny and humid in the morning and rainy and even more humid around quittin’ time down here. I really only like winter and early spring in Louisiana…it’s 90+ at any other time"
    _________________________________________________________________________________

    Sheeeeeeeed. We libel to get 90+ in the "winter" from time to time.

    Tempature be 95º and humidity be 100%
    :wtf:

  • FloridaChick813

    ms.truth says:

    FloridaChick813 says:

    I’ve def. seen a difference in my funds!!! OOh and lets not talk about gettin cloudy and doing dumb sh.it… Story of my life..

    BLESS YOUR HEART with that $388 bill, ima for you.

    ———————-

    Don’t you see a BIG difference? That’s an expensive habit.
    _________________

    HELL YES!!!!!!!! I will easily have an extra $300-$400 at the end of this month :)

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yes, @Civil... Louisiana got that nasty heat *toots nose up* I spent a couple summers in Baton Rouge and in NO. I see why the murders happen. :blink:

    @Man, I aint studying you. Kim is the queen of too much. Go view the other photos of Bey. Its really not much for a state dinner with 1000s of cameras..

  • http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

    @OTB, yep, my fam is from Ft. Lauderdale, Hollywood and Miami and I see light shades of pink. I just think it's so cute! lol.

  • FloridaChick813

    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Flo. LOL If I quit smoking I could knock it out, but umm yeah if I quit smoking someone is likely to get knocked out. I need my job. LOL
    _________________________

    Im not even gonna tell you how many times I have to count to 1,000 or just walk away... I tell myself "just walk away Flo, just walk away" - even when it comes to disciplining lil man... "just waaallllk away"

  • dopedillema

    SR is cynical at its best

  • OutsidetheBox

    “just waaallllk away”

    This. Thats new shi.t. Imma work on it. :coffee:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @OUTSIDE THE BOX
    "Louisiana got that nasty heat *toots nose up* I spent a couple summers in Baton Rouge and in NO. I see why the murders happen.

    I aint studying you. Kim is the queen of too much. Go view the other photos of Bey. Its really not much for a state dinner with 1000s of cameras.."
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Oh yeah, when that tempature rise up a nicca temper get shorter than a muthafugga.

    Sammy Sosa blamed it on the cameras too. :coffee:

  • Val

    Im wondering why beyonce and kelly just dont where there own hair- smdh
    :kona:

  • SangriaSugar

    My bill is NEVER under $200. It is $388 now. I’m too sick..
    _____________________

    Girl...I feel sick for you!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    Sosa back to black now though! I think ppl forget how light Bey really is...*whispers/mumbles* and that she want to be Latino.

    :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    I just can't understand for the life of me, why these damn women are rich as hell, but their weaves look like pure hell. Them sh*ts be dry (BeyNappy), bulletproof (BeyNappy), rough (BeyNappy), with the glue present (BeyNappy & Kelly), and the lacefront be minimizing the damn forehead (Brandy). :wtf:

    Who are their stylists? They need to be fired, ASAP!!!!

  • SangriaSugar

    :rofl: @mirsmommy

  • CivilEngineer

    @Man...true! I remember the year of Katrina a hurricane developed in December because it was still so hot!

    And I know my attitude changes as soon as I step out in the humidity >:(

  • http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

    That blond wig it HORRENDOUS!!!!!!!! She looks like a tranny

    :rofl: @sandra's instructional

    I've been blessed with easily maintained hair..All I've got to do is wash and dry it...I don't even use hairspray...if it gets humid I'll flat iron it, but that's about all I do....I've never worn a wig/weave...never plan on it...unless God forbid I have something medical going on. :pray:

  • lacountrygirl

    @Civil

    **steps out of lurker mode**

    Please allow me to get a little off topic to say....thank you. I heart that profile picture.

    #thatisall

  • Dymond

    Everyday it's light vs dark, real hair vs fake hair...pathetic

  • pinksghetti

    I'm always confused when I see people say that Beyonce has good lacefronts. I can't remember the last time she had on a decent one.

  • madame_zenobia

    ^^^THIS. :/ Not understanding it either.

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    WRONG INSTRUCTIONS SANDRA! THAT'S FOR EXTENSIONS.

    DO YOU REALLY THINK KIM BURSE IS GOING TO PASS ANYTHING ALONG TO BEYONCE? SHE HAS WORKED WITH BEYONCE FROM THE TIME SHE WAS 12 YEARS OLD, KEY WORDS WOULD BE "WORK FOR"

  • CivilEngineer

    Thanks @lacountry :D (if you're still lurking)

  • spongebobfan

    i may be late, but why the confusion over lace front wigs, which sandra, you assume EVERYONE is wearing.. its more to adding length to hair then lace front wig, i would like to add, that most of these celebs more than likely wear a FULL lace wig. only people that needs a tutorial is Brandy, Kelly Rowland (lawd someone help help that child),trina and ciara, tho shes slowly looking better.... in conclusion, not every black celeb wears a LACE FRONT WIG...
    Further what you posted was a glue in weave! SMH

  • Anna

    renegadesince1985 says:

    That blond wig it HORRENDOUS!!!!!!!! She looks like a tranny

    @sandra’s instructional

    I’ve been blessed with easily maintained hair..All I’ve got to do is wash and dry it…I don’t even use hairspray…if it gets humid I’ll flat iron it, but that’s about all I do….I’ve never worn a wig/weave…never plan on it…unless God forbid I have something medical going on
    ~~~~~~~
    My hair is tick and already feels like a wig, can't imagine wearing a weave/wig.

  • http://gravatar.com/avatar/0e3dd0989333fb4dbfefdb522ee5bd4e.png aniyvwiya

    Even I know this is a how to apply tracks instruction guide, not a lacefront wig how to.
    Bey looks ridiculous with all that cake on her face. I don't know about the hair, I just know even for me with my hair [which as you can see in my avatar is quite straight] baby hair is a bitch and doesn't cooperate. I know you call it "naps" but it behaves the same way, never does what you want it to do.
    I'm 24, and at first at the center of my forehead I had a little patch of baby hair growing gray, but not growing into my hair flow...now it's growing into my normal hair, getting longer, and it looks cool. I still don't understand wtf baby hair is or how it grows.