How the Mighty Have Fallen: Jermaine Dupri Rebounds


It was a great ride: After two decades of churning out bubble gum rap and crafting memorable hits for such artists as Bow Wow, Kris Kross, Xscape and Da Brat, music producer-turned rapper Jermaine Dupri has come full circle.

The pint sized former rap mogul now finds himself staring at an uncertain future as he starts over at square 1 with a downsized version of So So Def, the independent label that made him a household name.

The 90s were heady days for Jermaine Dupri who struck gold and then platinum with a mixture of pop-rap that Atlanta has become known for. But few people knew then that JD, as he likes to be known, did not craft those hits himself.

Like fellow Atlanta producer Dallas Austin, JD kept a team of virtually unknown producers on his payroll, and they did most of the work for him.

That’s not unusual in a music industry that is dominated by narcissists who routinely take credit for other people’s work.

Big name producers, such as Diddy and JD, are often up all night clubbing, and making it rain on botoxed strippers who they share champagne breakfasts with in random hotel rooms at 8 in the morning. All the while, the unknown producers, who make pennies on the dollar, craft the hits that earn the big name producers their Grammys.

This explains why “producer” Sean Combs put out so many hits early on in his career, but he couldn’t make a hit now if his life depended on it. The same goes for JD who took his So So Def label independent last year after being dumped from Island Records.

According to Creative Loafing, JD is bitter now that he has no major label to call home. No longer able to splurge on the exorbitant $8,000-a-month rental fees, he took down his infamous “Afro man” billboard alongside I-85 downtown. The one that greeted out-of-state visitors driving into Atlanta from Hartsfield airport.

Dupri, 36, also laid off (or fired) most of his staff and now operates So So Def out of his Southside studios in Buckhead with a skeleton crew of 3.

Gone is the big money label budget and all the perks that went along with being signed to a major label. If you don’t have a major label budget, then you can’t pay producers. This is when a producer’s weaknesses — and lack of raw talent – is exposed for the world to see.

Also gone is the main reason why Dupri’s name stayed on everyone lips for so long: Janet Jackson. Sadly JD is in denial, refusing to admit that their relationship is over.

According to Creative Loafing, JD seems to deny that the pair have broken up, despite numerous reports to the contrary last year. “That’s an assumption,” he says.

The failures began multiplying, culminating In 2008, when JD executive produced his then girlfriend Janet’s Discipline album. The album failed to go gold and Janet’s contract was not renewed at Island. Some say JD destroyed Janet jackson’s career by selfishly elevating his own career above hers. Even if that wasn’t true, others took notice of his failures.

In an interview with VIBE magazine, JD struck out at longtime pal Usher, calling him “disrespectful” for not letting him executive produce his album after the success of Confessions.

Insiders accused JD of being too cocky for his own good. They said he was behind the times because he continued to glorify the bling lifestyle, lavish spending and material wealth, while record sales continued to plummet.

JD bristles at such criticism that he is behind the times. He points to his use of digital technology, such as YouTube, to discover the next big thing. For the past few years, JD has focused his efforts on making singer Dondria a star. Dondria is a sassy, immature artist who sounds like a young Whitney Houston, but without the pipes.

After years of sitting on the shelf, her debut album, Dondria vs. Phatfffat, will finally drop on August 17. The Creative Loafing article says the label “didn’t even so much as listen to Dondria,” which explains why her debut album has been delayed for so long.

Also on the back burner is an album from Trey Songz’s rumored condom tester, Brandon Hines. Nowadays JD reminisces on the way things used to be back in the champagne and caviar days when he was really living the life:

“The city’s strip clubs are no longer reliable testing grounds for new music,” he gripes. “That’s been destroyed with payola. Now [a DJ] will play his man’s new song, or a record somebody paying him to play.”

Meanwhile Dupri, who fancies himself to be a reborn club DJ, spins records in local nightclubs run by club promoter Alex Gidewon of AG Entertainment Group. JD mainly plays his man’s new song, or a record that somebody pays him to play.

Source: CL



 



  • Tyzgurl

    WOMP WOMP!!!!

    :dead: at this hole article…..

    His condom tester???? Lmao

  • free

    i was wondering how long this old *ss man was gonna last. sigh. i guess it’s time for a reality show….

  • KsMommy

    who cares what the leprechaun is doing.

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Sooooo, just how big is that bean bag chair? :coffee:

  • Ebony

    Cliff notes please:coffee:

  • KsMommy

    well…*edit*, I’ll care if he could lead me to a pot of gold at the end of his rainbow

  • Ebony

    Cliff notes please :coffee:

  • VIBABY

    I choked @ “condom tester”. Sandra something is wrong with you….. :lolol:

  • KsMommy

    oh yea, Sandra. I love how you twisted the original article and made it into your own satirical bs. I dont even like the leprechaun, but you go to far sometimes.

  • Nika405

    @Ebony that was a long azz post about nothing. JD fell off and ef’ed up Janet’s last album, the end.

  • VIBABY

    @Yvonne its probably the same size as the one in my 9yr old sons room. The one that his legs and arms hang off of. You know JD is itty bitty…

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    VIBABY says:
    @Yvonne its probably the same size as the one in my 9yr old sons room. The one that his legs and arms hang off of. You know JD is itty bitty…
    —————-
    I know! :lol:

  • IsaiahsMom

    Love me some Jermaine Dupri!

    Been a fan every since Kris Kross!

    Team JD cheer:

  • FloridaChick813

    Nika405 says:

    @Ebony that was a long azz post about nothing
    _____________________

    :cosign:

    But damm.it Sandra knows how to drop some jokes.

    …The pint sized former rap mogul

    Trey Songz’s rumored condom tester… :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    Was an article regarding JD’s falloff really necessary??? :shrugs: He could always be a sideshow attraction.

    I swear his little azz looks like he could be swaddled like a damn newborn. :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    Good morning fam. :waves:

  • HALLE’S MUM

    :dead: @ comments !!!!!

  • kearalove

    “Dondria is a sassy, immature artist who sounds like a young Whitney Houston, but without the pipes.”
    “Trey Songz’s rumored condom tester, Brandon Hines”

    Sandra you cracks me up! :lol:

    Morning SR Fam! It’s Friday :dance:

  • kearalove

    :lol: @ VIBABY and Mirs!! Here y’all go… :lol:

  • EssenceofU

    Sandra I pray you never run into CB, Trey or JD in a dark alley somewhere……..just sayin’

  • ardentphotog

    36? Is that it? Wow #nocomment

    JD wa alwasy a 1 hit wonder producer. Name one artist that he ‘graced’ that had stay power – BESIDES Mariah and Ursher, and even they had their down moments.

    Ummmm hmmmmm.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    :(

    This is all Janet Jackson’s fault. Look what happens to men after she ‘dates’ them. They are NEVER the same. They all get on crack or some chit like that.

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    @Ebony

    – JD’s talent is as tall as him
    – JD is broke as hail
    – JD can’t get over Janet
    – Trey Songs is gay
    – JD sleeps with skrippers with fake booties
    sprinkle some Aunty Sandra sarcasm and stir.

  • http://dahoneyhive.blogspot.com ryand91

    I was just thinking recently has fallen off. But the thing is people fall off, they are measured by if they get up or not. I hope JD finds his next batch of hitmakers.

  • Al-Ameera

    Bwahahahahaha Sandra, really?

    Good lord, I want to stay on your good side. Geez you be cuttin up!

  • Krysi J

    Meanwhile Dupri, who fancies himself to be a reborn club DJ, spins records in local nightclubs run by club promoter Alex Gidewon of AG Entertainment Group. JD mainly plays his man’s new song, or a record that somebody pays him to play.

    ——————————————————————

    dAYUUUuUUuum :rofl: Sandra why you hating on Solange and JD getting that Recession money!! :rofl: people doing what they gotta do…nobody hating on you for jumping on the blog bandwagon to provide payments on the BENZ…. :coffee:

  • Al-Ameera

    And where is Man at?

    *Calling Man, calling Man*

  • kearalove

    So @ardent you tellin me that you don’t think that Jagged Edge or Da Brat are accomplished artists?

    Funkdafied ain’t a bonafide classic to you? :/

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @ESSENCE
    “Sandra I pray you never run into CB, Trey or JD in a dark alley somewhere……..just sayin’”
    ________________________________________________________________________________

    Everything she say about Trey Songz is true. He prolly don’t wanna see Sandra comin down that alley cause she’ll catch him suckin dyck.

    Lame azz nigga.

  • Krysi J

    This is all Janet Jackson’s fault. Look what happens to men after she ‘dates’ them. They are NEVER the same. They all get on crack or some chit like that.

    ———————————————————————–

    Penny be putting it DOWN on dem niccahs…. :grin: #pUzzyPowerS

  • kearalove

    Everything she say about Trey Songz is true. He prolly don’t wanna see Sandra comin down that alley cause she’ll catch him suckin dyck.

    Lame azz nigga.
    _______________________
    YUUUUUUUUPPP! :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    do your thing JD if dondria sells 300,000 he will make more money than he ever made off an album with a major label outside of kris kross and probably that usher album.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @KRYSI
    “This is all Janet Jackson’s fault. Look what happens to men after she ‘dates’ them. They are NEVER the same. They all get on crack or some chit like that.

    ———————————————————————–

    Penny be putting it DOWN on dem niccahs…. #pUzzyPowerS
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Todd Bridges STILL ain’t recovered from that puzzy. Lost, confused, flabbergasted, discombobulated… just fugged up.

    “Whip the puzzy, don’t let it whip you.” :yes:

  • CivilEngineer

    :rofl: @ this whole article :rofl:

    Morning folks!

  • FloridaChick813

    TGIF Everybody :cheers:

  • Al-Ameera

    kearalove says:

    So @ardent you tellin me that you don’t think that Jagged Edge or Da Brat are accomplished artists?
    ***************************
    You better say that, cuz Jagged Edge is the only r&b group I mess with. I still buy every CD they make.

  • honeygrahm

    Good morning everyone!

    I think the digital world has alot to do with the downfalls of alot of people in the music business. There’s too much accessiblity with downloads, and the control has been taken out of the companies hands. And it will trickle down to the middle men (i.e. producers)and snowball from there. As an outsider looking in, its transparent to see how different the money was rolling in during the 90’s vs today. I just hope he has his money into different ventures but his passion is music and when you loose it, everything else will follow. Maybe he is taking it back to the root of things and regaining his passion #teamoptimist?

  • Al-Ameera

    :offtopic: I seen on another site that Tameka went in on Chilli via Twitter regarding the BTM special.

  • lakercrazy

    good morning sr fam is friiiiiday hells yeah!!! :danban:

  • mirsmommy

    kearalove says:

    Everything she say about Trey Songz is true. He prolly don’t wanna see Sandra comin down that alley cause she’ll catch him suckin dyck.

    Lame azz nigga.
    _______________________
    YUUUUUUUUPPP!
    _______________________

    :rofl: Yall are crazy. :rofl:

  • aqtpie

    Dondria is a sassy, immature artist who sounds like a young Whitney Houston, but without the pipes.
    *************
    :rofl: @Sandra
    You do remember what happened that last time you said something about her!!!

    Shyt hopefully he will be able to get back up & if he is truthfully ****y eat a dose of humble pie!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    eastpointvet says:

    do your thing JD IF dondria sells 300,000 he will make more money than he ever made off an album with a major label outside of kris kross and probably that usher album.

    ———-

    your left some words out. I helped out as best as I could

  • FloridaChick813

    LOVE Jagged Edge

  • VIBABY

    @Man I Just Dont Care

    Let it be known that I put your email into FB and found your profile. I wanted to know if you looked like Squidward. Mystery solved. To the person who decided to email you #runtelldat. Folks playing double O negro on twitter atleast snitch the correct way. Give names and accurate details. Say VIBABY did it, so folks wont be pulling names of posters they dont like out their azz………Jesus wept.

  • Krysi J

    “Whip the puzzy, don’t let it whip you.”
    —————————————————–

    that ain what babyface saiDDddd :nono:

    “Its BEEEEETttta then LOOOOoooooOOve

    SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeet as can BE” #YOUGOTTHATWHIPAPPEAL

  • VIBABY

    @Keara I didnt do it. @Yvonne implied that JD was tiny and @mrsmommy basically called him a preemie….. :lolol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    @vibaby :popcorn: I’m about to hit happy hour, please share :koolaid:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @VIBABY
    “Let it be known that I put your email into FB and found your profile. I wanted to know if you looked like Squidward. Mystery solved. To the person who decided to email you #runtelldat. Folks playing double O negro on twitter atleast snitch the correct way. Give names and accurate details. Say VIBABY did it, so folks wont be pulling names of posters they dont like out their azz………Jesus wept.”
    _________________________________________________________________________________

    LOL!!! Oh, ok. You coulda just asked if it was all that. All good on my part. :shrugs:

    **what’s Squidward?**

  • FloridaChick813

    @Laker, heyyy boo :D

  • Krysi J

    @ Flo girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jagged Edge<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

    "Feels like I just walked right out of HEEEaAAvEN

    feels like I don damn near thrown my life awAY-AY-AY-Yea" :whistle:

  • Al-Ameera

    VIBABY says:

    @Man I Just Dont Care

    Let it be known that I put your email into FB and found your profile. I wanted to know if you looked like Squidward. Mystery solved. To the person who decided to email you #runtelldat. Folks playing double O negro on twitter atleast snitch the correct way. Give names and accurate details. Say VIBABY did it, so folks wont be pulling names of posters they dont like out their azz………Jesus wept.
    ———————
    What? What’d I miss?

  • FloridaChick813

    @VIBABY

    So the real question is… DOES HE LOOK LIKE SQUIDWARD??? :waiting:

  • mirsmommy

    VIBABY says:

    @Keara I didnt do it. @Yvonne implied that JD was tiny and @mrsmommy basically called him a preemie…..
    ________________________________________________

    :lol: Come on now, admit it, his azz look like he just left the womb. :rofl:

  • kearalove

    :dead: @ Squidward…Lawd, as much azz as Man talks about getting, I couldn’t imagine him looking like that! :lol:

  • VIBABY

    @Man My bad, you dont have kids. Squidward Tentacles(sp) from spongebob…..

  • FloridaChick813

    :whistle: with Krysi J

    Your gonna make me take out my Ipod

  • kearalove

    mirsmommy says:

    VIBABY says:

    @Keara I didnt do it. @Yvonne implied that JD was tiny and @mrsmommy basically called him a preemie…..
    ________________________________________________

    Come on now, admit it, his azz look like he just left the womb.
    __________________________
    :rofl: Freshly washed and swaddled just like Baby Geezus :lol:

  • biglegs36

    everybody has their season, JD,Janet,Whitney, and a host of others have had theirs. he had it good when he was hot, and now it’s time to sit down and let someone take over. i am sure he isn’t broke and that he has some type of back up plan.

  • Al-Ameera

    @ Man, I know you seen the APB I just put out on you azz!

    Anyway, I am going to request that you not be on other sites offering to impart folks with your essence!

    Please and Thanks

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    Somebody fill in the damn blanks…. >:(

  • VIBABY

    @Flor Man must be in witness protection because there isnt nah pic of him…..

  • Ebony

    @ east dondria will sell no where near 300,000 :rofl:

  • kearalove

    biglegs36 says:

    i am sure he isn’t broke and that he has some type of back up plan.
    __________________
    :yes: doing DJ cameos as DJ Leprechaun

  • FloridaChick813

    Come on now, admit it, his azz look like he just left the womb.
    __________________________
    Freshly washed and swaddled just like Baby Geezus

    :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @VIBABY
    “My bad, you dont have kids. Squidward Tentacles(sp) from spongebob…..”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ HUH ???

    What you mean I don’t have kids? If you pulled someone with kids you got the wrong dude.

    I just looked at Squidward, LOL. That nigga look like Swizz Beats, I DEFINITELY don’t look like that nigga. HA HA HA. You sure you got the right person?

  • VIBABY

    I aint flucking with ya’ll about JD…dude is fun sized.

  • FloridaChick813

    Anyway, I am going to request that you not be on other sites offering to impart folks with your essence!

    Please and Thanks

    Is @Man e-whoring????

    :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @AL-AMEERA
    “I know you seen the APB I just put out on you azz!

    Anyway, I am going to request that you not be on other sites offering to impart folks with your essence!

    Please and Thanks”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    **ONLY FEMALES…ONLY FEMALES…**

  • biglegs36

    kearalove says:

    biglegs36 says:

    i am sure he isn’t broke and that he has some type of back up plan.
    __________________
    doing DJ cameos as DJ Leprechaun

    Lol! That’s some money coming in! He could do some new 3D Leprechaun movies.

  • RedRobyn

    :lol: @Man with yo SquidWard looking azz…. :rofl: :rofl:

    I’m just kidding but i had to use that. I gotta use that on somebody. That chit just sound funny!

  • VIBABY

    @Man….I’m saying I forgot you dont have kids, so you wouldnt know anything about spongebob.

  • FloridaChick813

    I just looked at Squidward, LOL. That nigga look like Swizz Beats
    ______________

    :rofl: @ the comparison!!!!!!!!

    :dead:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    he EP janet album but jimmy jam and terry lewis still did the bulk of the writing i think he only did 1 to 2 songs on that album. the last album r&b album his team fully developed was mariah and ushers albums. at the end of the day he knows r&b and he can get millions out of mariah i think he can take dondria to gold with the right singles being released.

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    VIBABY says:
    I aint flucking with ya’ll about JD…dude is fun sized.
    ***********
    You know something? On second thought, he is the right height for some things. Wouldn’t take much effort. After all, his face IS already RIGHT there :whistle:

  • Nika405

    @Man damn homie! Squirdward, Alf, fat kid eatting twinkies. It’s all bad. lol
    Well at least you know 2tons of funs will have you regardless of what others think you look like.

    :dead:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @VIBABY
    “Man must be in witness protection because there isnt nah pic of him…..”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    **evil ominous laugh**

    I’ve had that experience before and that’s why I don’t fugg with Facebook. (See prior discussions with Florida Chick). But, it was there, if you went through any of the Friends photos. You would have been looking forever tho. HA HA HA.

    “Stay two steps ahead of your enemies.”

    “Learn from your mistakes.”

  • chase

    Wow Sandra, tell em’ how u really fell son… I saw JD in a club once back when TLC was hot and I was taller than him after that I never looked at him the same way..

  • Al-Ameera

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    :rofl:
    **ONLY FEMALES…ONLY FEMALES…**
    —————————–
    Whatever, that whole “impartation” thing is way shady!

    Just don’t even use the word ever again. I had nightmares after reading that ish yesterday

  • Al-Ameera

    FloridaChick813 says:

    Anyway, I am going to request that you not be on other sites offering to impart folks with your essence!

    Please and Thanks

    Is @Man e-whoring????
    —————————

    @ Flo, girl have him fill you in on the whole “imparting someone with your essence” and how it works exactly.

  • SangriaSugar

    :dead: @rumored condom tester… :rofl:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    Dayum Man, that’s what you look like? :blink:

  • ardentphotog

    Y’all ever have one of those days where the sound of someones voice GRATES YOUR F-ING NERVES? :OMG: where are the earphones to the I-POD?

  • FloridaChick813

    @ Flo, girl have him fill you in on the whole “imparting someone with your essence” and how it works exactly.
    ____________

    :no: Nope!!! Not if it gave you nightmares!!! LOL

  • ardentphotog

    Man, I think Squidward is a cool-looking dude – not many cartoon characters can get away with wearing a shirt and no pants. #swag

  • FloridaChick813

    @Arden, I have to listen to my IPOD at the nail shop, cause all that ching chong talk gives me a headache :ashamed:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    ardentphotog says:

    Man, I think Squidward is a cool-looking dude – not many cartoon characters can get away with wearing a shirt and no pants. #swag

    ———————————

    :lol:

  • ardentphotog

    LOL@ CHING CHONG! LOL – YUUWOKTODAEEEE – *you work today* :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :waves: y’all. Happy Firday.

  • kearalove

    ardentphotog says:

    LOL@ CHING CHONG! LOL – YUUWOKTODAEEEE – *you work today*
    ____________________
    :rofl:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    ardentphotog says:
    LOL@ CHING CHONG! LOL – YUUWOKTODAEEEE – *you work today*
    **********
    Y’all are so wrong for that one! But that’s what it sounds like :lol:

  • FloridaChick813

    Man, I think Squidward is a cool-looking dude – not many cartoon characters can get away with wearing a shirt and no pants. #swag
    _______________________

    :lol:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    And then why do they always have to drag that last syllable out for 45 seconds? :shrug:

  • FloridaChick813

    ardentphotog says:

    LOL@ CHING CHONG! LOL – YUUWOKTODAEEEE – *you work today*
    ______________________

    :rofl:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    OutsidetheBox says:

    y’all. Happy Firday.
    ——————–

    Please put my panties down :lol:

  • FloridaChick813

    Happy Friday OTB

    When I see that >> :waves: I think about Petey Pablo’s song

    … north carolina, come on a raise up, take your shirt off, twist ir around ya hand, spin it like a helicopter..

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yeah. Ole doll baby ass panties. :nana: @Free

    :danban: @Flo. I must be sick. I’m paying bills and chit but I’m still on the up-and-up. *shrug*

  • SangriaSugar

    Happy Friday Fam

  • RedRobyn

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yeah. Ole doll baby ass panties. @Free

    @Flo. I must be sick. I’m paying bills and chit but I’m still on the up-and-up. *shrug*
    ____________________________
    Must be payday? :lol:

  • Dawn

    :newbie:

    Great post Sandra, what goes up must come down. Everything and everyone must come full circle.

  • honeygrahm

    @Aredntphotog And why in dee hail do they need to know if you have a boyfriend/husband…how is that pertinent in the way you shape my nails/toes? Ima start asking them questions

    How many dogs do you have?

    Have you ever fried chicken?

    What do you do with your revenues?

    How many people are you taking care of in your homeland?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yes @Robyn. *Flo voice* OWWwwwwwww!

    I’m ready to go chit-chat with Ming Lee and sip a latte; I dont know what they tom’bout. :coffee:

  • roro17

    Janet flopped because no one is checkin for her ass anymore. I guess people got tired of the low, soft whispering “singing” if you wanna call it that. Its kinda like blaming Rodney Jerkins for Brandy flopping.

  • FloridaChick813

    :lol: @OTB – When you got the money to pay them with its not soo bad. LOL

  • RedRobyn

    @OTB

    Yes girl thats my first stop. Well second got a dentist appt @ 3

  • FloridaChick813

    Back at cha @Sangria :party:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I guess. :lol: I still hate parting with my bread tho. I go ova these mofos with a fine tooth comb. I dont play. i was on hold with at&t bout a $7 late fee. Nah, ma’am.

  • MissHarlem

    MORNING ALL HAPPY FRIDAY :danban:

    MAN loves being a mystery. @ FREE girl you love having people wave your panties in the air. @ FLO I forgot about that song wow you just gave me flashbacks

  • ardentphotog

    Honeygrahm, lol they’re just trying to make small talk :-) I ask them what country are they from and how do you say ‘Hello’ or ‘I Love You’ in their native language. I also ask them their ‘real’ name – girl, you know your momma ain’t named you no Cindy and your ass is from LAOS!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I have a massive case of munchies… I’m drinking a fanta, a coffee, eating a rice krispy treat…and a banana. :ashamed:

  • FloridaChick813

    I visited with Ming Lee last week. I was p*ssed though cause only the Grandma was working and she took her slow as.s time. I sat down in the pedicure chair at 7:15, didnt walk out that bish til 9 :/ And It was a work night.

  • Al-Ameera

    @ OTB, you on that stuff? LOL sounds like something my Grandma would ask

  • FloridaChick813

    @OTB I never used to be like that. But the guy opened my eyes to a lot of things.. Ways to save money, this, that and the third. Its a MUST he has 3K in his wallet at all times. The savings account sits lovely too, so IM DEF. PICKING UP HIS HABITS!!! :D

  • ardentphotog

    I olny fool with them a few times a year. No nails, just pedicures. My hands are in water too much to get tips. They sure look nice, on most ladies. #slightlyjealous

  • OutsidetheBox

    Damn @Flo. I let the G’ma do mine and she do take her time BUT she dont ask a bish all those ?s either. #Tradeoff

    :ashamed: @Al- LOL

    O/T: Does anyone here drive a Hummer? That is my next car (hopefully). I know they dont make them anymore so I should be able to get a nice price. :yes:

  • ardentphotog

    OTB – are you pregnant? Coffee and Fanta?

  • FloridaChick813

    :rofl: @ the munchies and @ OTB, you on that stuff? LOL sounds like something my Grandma would ask :rofl:

    Seriously though @OTB, this morning when I got here I had biscuit and gravy and a bacon, egg, and cheese crossaint :/ Now im eating a Reese cup.

    #AlwaysTendToOverDoItOnFridays :rolleyes: LOL

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    “Dayum Man, that’s what you look like? :blink: “-Free to Speak

    “Man, I think Squidward is a cool-looking dude – not many cartoon characters can get away with wearing a shirt and no pants. #swag”-Ardentphotog
    ________________________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ :blink: ???

    :rofl: Naw, don’t look NATHAN like Squidward. LOL.
    **do have swag tho… :yes: **

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @OTB: Don’t do it! The gas mileage on those things are the worst!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :blink: NO @ardent. No. No. No. :no: No? *knocks on wood*

    Couldnt be LOL

    *sweats*

    Nah girl ‘Im just high. LOL

    This: #AlwaysTendToOverDoItOnFridays :lolol:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    CHIT, these people actually WORKIN A NIGGA TODAY. Looks like ima have to holla at you ladies on Monday. :(

  • FloridaChick813

    Heyyyy Harlem!!!!

    @Arden, why are your hands in water soo much??? Nurse?? Chef??

  • OutsidetheBox

    Worse like what @Yvonne. I already get pretty bad mileage…less than 13mpg?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Awww :cya: @Man. Peep in. Youre multi-talented. :coffee:

  • FreeToSpeakUp

    @ Harlem, Hey Boo…sharing is caring (my panties) :lol:

    @ OTB Wow, tell Man to hand you a twinkie to go with that snack pack :lol:

  • FloridaChick813

    O/T: Does anyone here drive a Hummer? That is my next car (hopefully). I know they dont make them anymore so I should be able to get a nice price.
    ____________

    Really?? They stopped making them??? I had no idea :shrug:

    ALWAYS wanted one though.. Every since I was little. I even wanted the big army lookin ones :/ When they came out with the H2, I feel in love :love:

  • pointhimout

    sandra rose, sandra rose. Scathing and salacious. i’m drooling over here with laughter. I love it.

    You’ve said a lot of what so many of us have been thinking or wondering forever. there’s nothing wrong with scaling back, I mean the big companies have done it too. I believe JD is finding it hard to let go of and adapt to the changes in life period. Unlike Puffy though, his artist haven’t all walked away feeling like he effed them without lubrication.

    JE, XSCAPE had some differences but none of them sat on the shelf to be unheard of again. So many of them have gone on to do other things. That’s all the credit I’ll give JD. You hit the nail on the head with the no name or unknown producer bit though. so right on the head. BCOX is the same way. we saw that on that first monica ‘still standing’ episode where bcox was at some spot chasing ass while the unknown songwriters and producers were back at the lab working on monica’s song.

    So this explains why he’s a dj fa real. I’m still scratching my head to this one though. Janet has moved on JD, ya known adapting to her environment and making adjustments. It’s over. That bling bling nigga rich persona didn’t fit her tastes either. You got the girl and still didn’t change. Now what? Can you picture Russell Simmons or Babyface standing next to their blinged out hummber or bentley? to each their own.

    but sandra rose, love the write up.

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    OutsidetheBox says:
    Worse like what @Yvonne. I already get pretty bad mileage…less than 13mpg?
    *********
    In that case, go for it! :lol:

  • FloridaChick813

    :( @Man

  • http://www.myspace.com Porter

    I wonder what JD has done to make Sandra come at him like that?

    To music industry ain’t the way it use to be, just like the dope game ain’t the way it use to be. Everything changes with time. Back in the 90’s there use to be a handful of acts that delivered the public hit after hit, entire albums with hits. And might I add that some of the memorable ones JD had his hands in it.

    As far as blaming him for Janet’s failure. Janet had countless failures before he came along. Instead of people trying to blame him they should be thanking him for trying to help her. People are just not interested in Janet’s singing. Nobody want’s to hear someone whispering on a track for an entire album.

    But yea, it’s too many people in the game trying to eat and not enough record sales to justify paying them. It’s time that all artist take their shows on the road, because that’s where the money is at. The label don’t get any of the show money.

    I wish JD the best. I’ve always had respect for him from a distance.

  • MzDimplez1123

    yALL BEEN ON BLACK VOICES?! THAT WHOLE IMPARTING “RELIGION” IS SOME STRAIGHT UP PSYCHOBABBLE IF EVER I HEARD IT.

    How a straight dude gonna make a gay dude straight by “firing off” in him?! I’m baffled.

    anyways, excuse the caps and Good Morning all

  • Nika405

    @Ardent the shop I go to they all speak English well. We talk about the news, Price is Right (I go @ that time) what we are growing in our gardens etc. I love them! They don’t stay open all night and don’t try and force pedicures on you or act like they can’t speak English to trick you into getting something else. I go to the hood to get my $18 pedi’s and eyebrows waxed though. They charge $25 and they don’t wax.

  • ardentphotog

    Work in a hospital and I have small children at home, one of whom is recently potty trained – :woot: so I WAS changing diapers regularly!

  • ardentphotog

    Nika, I go to Penn Square, upstairs near Macys’ where do you go?

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    @OTB
    they get about 8 city miles a gallon on an H2 and about 12 highway

  • FloridaChick813

    and don’t try and force pedicures on you
    _______________

    Now that I truly hate! When I go to a new place that ask 100 times “U want pedicure? You want design on big toe?” :D

    I have them to the pedi, but I do my own paint and design.

    **mumbles** Bit.ches tryin rob you, chargin $8 for a dam.n design :mad:

  • mirsmommy

    ardentphotog says:

    Y’all ever have one of those days where the sound of someones voice GRATES YOUR F-ING NERVES? :OMG: where are the earphones to the I-POD?
    __________________________________________________________

    Flucks yea…. This bish in here that talks like she gotta mouth full of sh!t. I can’t stand her or her trash lookin azz!!! My MP3 headphones stay on full blast.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    @OTB

    Don’t get the Hummer! My bff’s cousin bought one and it’s been hell! First of all it gives like 10 mpg….and he’s had to have it fixed 4 times since he got it…and it’s been less than 2 years! I see them selling here in GA on every corner…I saw an H3 for $12,500…I’m thinking something gotta be wrong with it. :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ohhhhhhhh chhhhhhhhit @East :blink:

    Thats fukkin horrible.

    You was right, Yvonne. LOL

    I ont know about that but I damn sure want me an H2. I would still have my SRX though but 8? Cot damn. :no:

  • FloridaChick813

    :cheer: for the lil one potty trained!!!!!!!!!!

    I wash my hands a lot too, have to keep lotion in my purse cause they’re always dry :/

  • OutsidetheBox

    :no: No Hummer. Thats just ridiculous.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Who is that gravi broad @Flo?

  • FloridaChick813

    HEEEEYYYYYY MzD

  • Al-Ameera

    @ Dimplez, that wasn’t the site we were on but the same nonesense. I was mortified. I thought this can’t be for real.

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Flo Baby! *cyber kisses* How are you Doll?!

    @ Ameera, girl one of their “priests” usta post on there.

  • SangriaSugar

    @Flo…is that you in your gravi???

  • Al-Ameera

    @ Dimplez, really?

    I was sure the site had made that mess up. But in this day and age I could see some dummy giving that as excuse once he gets caught out there

  • MissHarlem

    OTB DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT I am just hoping its the :blunt: that is influencing that decision but dont

  • FloridaChick813

    :yes: Thats me last year

    Everything is good on my end @MzD, ITS FRIDAY :D

  • MissHarlem

    Shout out one time for the hospital workers. They really work our azzez

  • Shauny

    Damnit, I always catch the good posts in the hunnids (hundreds for you non midwesterners).

    :cosign: a lot of what point said. It’s sad the JD don’t get the props he eserves. He’s have some very successful groups and was producing/writing for Usher when he was at his peak. No shade on JD from me.

    Meka has been going in on Chili since BTN. Sandra PLEASE do a post on it. She’s heated at Chili. I think Meka can take her too…lol

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Ameera, Girl, he was on there talking about being married with a family and how they were trying to “impart” males as young as they could catch them, fuggin pedos, to get the gay out. He was going all off into how a straight man filling the tight, succulent, blah blah blah anus with his nectar would straighten them out. I’m like, what straight man describes another man’s ass that way?!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Lookin good Miss Flo!

  • SangriaSugar

    @Flo…DAYUM GURL…you looking some kinda good!!! :yes: :yes: :yes:

  • lakercrazy

    @harlem girl u aint never lied these motha flukas work me so dam hard every dam day all day bishes the nerve think im coming up in here to work!!!

  • Nika405

    @Ardent for the best cheap pedi’s/eyebrows I go to Envy Nails on 23rd & Rhode Island next to Tate’s. For my nails I go to New York Nails it’s in MWC next to Weight watchers off Air Depot. They do good pedi’s too but I’m not giving them $25 for one. I HATE that place on 23rd & Kelley me & the owner got into it bcuz she flucked my cuticles up. The ppl @ Envy used to work for her.

  • FloridaChick813

    :blink: @MzD, IDK what you talkin about, but that sh.it is crazy!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :thumbsup: @Flo. Fav color too.

  • FloridaChick813

    Thanks ya’ll

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Flo….this impartation garbage that these guys be trying to spread. Yeah it’s nasty.

  • MissHarlem

    @ LAKER girl who you telling they truly think thats what I come in for and today they got me working on a FRIDAY someone must not know who I am up in here.

    @ FLO :crying: wish I can see the gravi but I am sure ya looking good

  • FloridaChick813

    Uggghhhhhh I cant stand grumpy old men!!!!!

    This old co.ck sucker just came up to me talkin sh.it cause I did something wrong. But its really not that serious, an email would have been sufficient enough. But yet and still I looked at him, smiled like this :D and said (valley girl voice) “okay thanks, i’ll get right on that”

    :/ As.s HOLE

  • lakercrazy

    @harlem girl flo is loooking hoooot in her bikini and chit looking like a model get it bish

  • OutsidetheBox

    :lol: Valley voice. My fav for grumpy old men.

    He’s jacking off to your employee photo now @Flo. :coffee:

  • lakercrazy

    @flo sounds like my manager always askn for me todo extra chit and grumpy and unhappy they prolly aint getting no goot cat at home cuz they be coming to work bitshin

  • FloridaChick813

    Thanks @Laker – I thought I was that sh.it back then!!! Then had a car accident, my eye was cut open so now I have a scar and it just made my self esteem go WAY down :/

  • FloridaChick813

    He’s jacking off to your employee photo now @Flo.
    ______________________

    EwwWwWWww Bish :hurl:

    @Laker, they def. aint gettin no cat. Cause my guy goes to work every night lookin like :D

  • SangriaSugar

    :lol: @Laker…sounds bout right

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hugs: @flo. Youre alive though, Ma.

    Thats why I hate body snarking; you never know what happened to someone.

  • Al-Ameera

    @ Shauny, I with you on the Tameka/Chilli thing. Chilli better watch her back!

  • lakercrazy

    @flo girl u look too dam good to have low self esteem u look hooot!!! oh and otb and u are the pretty bishes up in sr fam yall on point lol no homo!! and yes they dont get no pussay and they acct an azz to us!!!

  • iyonah

    Great write up SR

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Hey yallllll! Happy mutha-fawkin Friday!

    So i’m in the market of getting a new car too…my eyes are set on the Avalon, Maxima, Chrysler 300, or a Lexus ES…I need suggestions because I always go for style over substance…but this time I want both…

  • FloridaChick813

    I am :D @OTB and wasnt seriously injured, THANK GOD :dance:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    I know…look at Auntie tryna look like a real columnist this a.m….I see you girl…this was one of the best ones I’ve read…prolly cuz it was one of the realest…#realestshatSandraeverwrote

  • FloridaChick813

    Honestly @Les

    Go with the Maxima or Lexus. Because Nissans, Toyota’s(Lexus) and Honda’s will run FOREVER!!!!!

    But I have a ’04 Monte Carlo and thats my BISH!!!!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    It’s ok Flo, that scar is just superficial. It’s the you on the inside that matters. I have a scar the length of my back from a surgery i had as a teen to correct my Scoliosis. It took me forever to get past it but, girl plz, now, I have my back out whenever I want and don’t give a damn. Ninjas be ignant though, I had a dumbass ass me if someone Flucked my up trying to kill me. His exact words. I’m glad a bish aint sensitive.

  • Al-Ameera

    Here is the gist of the impartation thing:

    I am a black male that God has given a special gift to. Like the Etoro tribesmen of New Guinea, I am 100% heterosexual but I have sex with other men for spiritual reasons. When I ejaculate in man’s rectum, I impart my spiritual essence and strength to this man. I’ve tried to explain this to the women I date but they accuse me of being either bisexual or homosexual. They don’t understand that this is a spiritual mission and does not make me any less heterosexual or good marriage material. I belong to the Temple of Black Masculinity, we are over 45,000 deep and we follow the writings of Prophet Masculinity that teaches us that this gift is sacred and should be honored, However, many of us find that women simply don’t appreciate or make an effort to understand.

    Do you have any advice on how we can make women better understand?

  • Shauny

    @Flo – Sorry to hear about your accident. Don’t let that scar take your self esteem girl

  • FloridaChick813

    :hug: @MzD, dammmnnnn honey, I have scoliosis too :/ But Im assuming your case was much worse then mine, cause no one ever suggested surgery. Is your spine straight now??

    Thats why I truly cant wait to age more though. Im ready to get into that “I dont give a fu.ck what you think, THIS IS ME” mind frame.

  • FloridaChick813

    :wtf: @ Al

    I :pray: this Temple of Black Masculinity DOES NOT exist!!!!! That is cRRAaaaZZzzYYYyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SangriaSugar

    Hey Les!!!!! Go with the Maxima or Lexus…for real.

    S/N: Everytime I see your gravi I want to cut my hair…I lubs your cut!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :blink: @Al-.

    #igotnothingforthem

  • SangriaSugar

    :blink: @Al… :wtf: 45,000 deep…please don’t let this be true!!

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Thx @flo…I was thinking the same thing…I just love that damn 300C…shouldnt bcuz I have a Chrysler now that I hate but its something about the C that makes me moist!

  • Al-Ameera

    And man was offering to impart women only with his essence. So that’s why I had to tell him, just dont impart anything and we will be good money!

  • MissHarlem

    @ FLO I do the same smile and chit put that same voice on and when they walk away sound so hood cursin they azz out.

    @ LAKER awww now Im jelly I want to see LOL

    *LATE WITH THIS*

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @SugarWoogar…Thx…errybody keep tellin me I want either a Nissan or a Toyota…they are just so basic but I’ll prolly listen cuz I’m the worse at buyin a good car…if it was cute, I was buyin

  • MzDimplez1123

    Yeah it was bad. I had 2 curves in my spine and they said I ran the risk of being a hunchback by the time I was 40 yrs old. My grandmother didn’t want me to have the surgery but, like I told her, I’m not trying to be deformed. Either way it goes, I was gonna be deformed with or without the surgery so, why not give myself a chance? They fixed the top one but couldnt do both so, I still have a 3″ curve in my lower spine. I’m healthy and I have no back problems so, I have no complaints.

    Girl, you better hurry up and get there.

  • FloridaChick813

    Thanks Shauny :)

  • MissHarlem

    @ LES I love a 300C I dont care what anyone thinks any chance I get I will rent that when drivin out of state. It runs smooth and accelerates well.

    @ MZ glad you dont care thats whats up *gloria hands*

  • FloridaChick813

    :lol: @ Les

    Nothing like a cute car, but those Maxima’s look Niiiiicccceeeee!!!!! They are as D-boy as the 300, but :shrug:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Thanks Harlem. :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    The new Altima is sweet too @Les. As far as looks go. Nice and round.

  • FloridaChick813

    DAMN @MzD

    So your mustv’e curved out(back). Mine curves from side to side. :/ I have back pain all thee time. But I think its from the car accidents I’ve had in my life.

  • FloridaChick813

    @MzD

    One time me and boo were doin it (he was hittin it from the back) and he stopped and said “Do you have scoliosis??” I said “yea why, can you see it?” And he said “yup!” then we continued… When we were finished he was like “I do too!” :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    I actually was gonna grow to curve to the side and slightly forward and it was gonna get worse as I got older. Atleast with them fixing the upper curve, I don’t have to worry about becoming a deformed cripple.

  • Shauny

    @Al #177 :shocked: no ma’am. I wil be listening out for that groups name.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Flo……….Aww that’s kinda sweet.

  • SangriaSugar

    :lol: @Flo…that story was kinda cute…finding ya’ll have something in common while :hump: …I smiled

  • SangriaSugar

    @MzD….I’m glad you don’t have back pain or anything like that….cause I have DDD and back pain ain’t NO joke :no:

  • FloridaChick813

    :lol:

    Now we go to the chiropractor together for weekly adjusments. LOL

    I kid, I kid.

  • MissHarlem

    :dead: @ FLO but thats cute

  • FloridaChick813

    What is DDD???

  • MzDimplez1123

    @San..I’m a DD so, i kinda feel your pain. LOL

  • FloridaChick813

    OOOOHHHHHHHHHH, NEVERMIND!!!!!!! :ashamed:

    Sorry ya’ll, im just a B cup so I’m not used to the “large breast lingo” :lol:

  • FloridaChick813

    Well actually, either a 34/C or a 36/B

    :shrug:

  • Al-Ameera

    @ Shauny, like I said I thought it was a joke but apparently MzD has heard of it too so I guess he was for real asking for advice

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    @OTb…Yeah the Altima is really nice…but that would be my 3rd Altima so I really dnt want another one…the 300C is a looker…

  • brownskinn86

    ooo you are wrong for all the HATER in this posting. JD is not broke. He can’t be. He may not be getting as much money as he has in the past but he will always make money off the folks he has discovered who are still producing albums. AND I for one Love Dondria and I will be one of the first people to buy her album. That girl can Blow and her talent is not altured by that damn auto tune. She can sing in person as well as in the studio. Check her out on youtube!

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    I used to have DDD’s…so happy when I lost that other person…and them damn things went down…Used to have to buy a X-large top and a medium bottm…dumb as shat!

  • mirsmommy

    I know I’m all late and ish, but Flo, you get a WERK BISH!!! (c) Daisy!!!! :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Oh damn @ the DDDs. LOL I’m a 34 DD so, they look off balance when I where the wrong ish.

  • mirsmommy

    LesBinLuv says:

    I used to have DDD’s…so happy when I lost that other person…and them damn things went down…Used to have to buy a X-large top and a medium bottm…dumb as shat!
    ______________________________________

    I had DDD’s (34DDD) too, but I had them bishes whacked like 8 to 9 years ago. Unfortunately, the doc ain’t get the job done, cuz them bishes damn near came back. Now I’m a damn 36 DD. :mad:

  • SangriaSugar

    Sorry ya’ll…a bish was real lazy…I meant I have degenerative disc disease (DDD) in my lower back…I just didn’t feel like typing it all out…phone ringing off the hook people asking me dumb questions

  • mirsmommy

    SangriaSugar says:

    Sorry ya’ll…a bish was real lazy…I meant I have degenerative disc disease (DDD) in my lower back…I just didn’t feel like typing it all out…phone ringing off the hook people asking me dumb questions
    _____________________________________________

    :rofl: You mean to tell me you was talking about degenerative disc disease, and we up here exposing the size of our current and previous bodacious tatas? :rofl:

  • shaybytheway

    He did it once, he can do it again.

    Midget man has an eye for talent. And many of his artists have mad staying power.

  • MissHarlem

    LMAO @ MIRS I just said the same thing in my head

  • MzDimplez1123

    >:( @ Sangria sending me off. LOL…I’m not familiar with that. What is it exactly?

  • MzDimplez1123

    Damned emote didn’t copy over!

  • shaybytheway

    Here is the gist of the impartation thing:

    I am a black male that God has given a special gift to. Like the Etoro tribesmen of New Guinea, I am 100% heterosexual but I have sex with other men for spiritual reasons. When I ejaculate in man’s rectum, I impart my spiritual essence and strength to this man. I’ve tried to explain this to the women I date but they accuse me of being either bisexual or homosexual. They don’t understand that this is a spiritual mission and does not make me any less heterosexual or good marriage material. I belong to the Temple of Black Masculinity, we are over 45,000 deep and we follow the writings of Prophet Masculinity that teaches us that this gift is sacred and should be honored, However, many of us find that women simply don’t appreciate or make an effort to understand.

    Do you have any advice on how we can make women better understand?

    O M G! What in the downlow hell is this shi.t? And is Tyler Perry the founder?

  • mirsmommy

    shaybytheway says:

    Here is the gist of the impartation thing:

    I am a black male that God has given a special gift to. Like the Etoro tribesmen of New Guinea, I am 100% heterosexual but I have sex with other men for spiritual reasons. When I ejaculate in man’s rectum, I impart my spiritual essence and strength to this man. I’ve tried to explain this to the women I date but they accuse me of being either bisexual or homosexual. They don’t understand that this is a spiritual mission and does not make me any less heterosexual or good marriage material. I belong to the Temple of Black Masculinity, we are over 45,000 deep and we follow the writings of Prophet Masculinity that teaches us that this gift is sacred and should be honored, However, many of us find that women simply don’t appreciate or make an effort to understand.

    Do you have any advice on how we can make women better understand?

    O M G! What in the downlow hell is this shi.t? And is Tyler Perry the founder?
    ______________________________________________________

    :blink:

  • Al-Ameera

    :dead: @ Shay Shay, I see you are going to fit in here just fine!

    :rofl:

  • honeygrahm

    @Shay….I’m literally speechless…there are no words

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    Dang Sandra, what did Jermaine do to you? I doubt very seriously that he is as busted as you say he is.

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    Dang, my gravie hasn’t changed yet.

  • SangriaSugar

    Sawwy…@mirs…I’m a breast woman…what can I say :shrugs:

    @MzD…The discs in my spine are degenerating L5 & L6 are degenerating…I’m weird to cause I have a 6th one and usually people have 5….its not so bad that I want surgery because there is noway to gaurantee that it will work…so I’m on 3 different meds

    **legally high all the time** :yes:

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    shaybytheway says:
    Here is the gist of the impartation thing:
    I am a black male that God has given a special gift to. Like the Etoro tribesmen of New Guinea, I am 100% heterosexual but I have sex with other men for spiritual reasons. When I ejaculate in man’s rectum, I impart my spiritual essence and strength to this man. I’ve tried to explain this to the women I date but they accuse me of being either bisexual or homosexual. They don’t understand that this is a spiritual mission and does not make me any less heterosexual or good marriage material. I belong to the Temple of Black Masculinity, we are over 45,000 deep and we follow the writings of Prophet Masculinity that teaches us that this gift is sacred and should be honored, However, many of us find that women simply don’t appreciate or make an effort to understand.
    Do you have any advice on how we can make women better understand?
    O M G! What in the downlow hell is this shi.t? And is Tyler Perry the founder?
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Speechless OMG…. Just :dead:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *In my Pop’s voice* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOY! @ being legally high all the time. Well, I hope they come up with an effective long term solution for you.

  • MzDimplez1123

    Dammit Snooty! Don’t be comin in here dead. LOL

  • Ms. Thickness

    SangriaSugar says:

    Sawwy…@mirs…I’m a breast woman…what can I say

    @MzD…The discs in my spine are degenerating L5 & L6 are degenerating…I’m weird to cause I have a 6th one and usually people have 5….its not so bad that I want surgery because there is noway to gaurantee that it will work…so I’m on 3 different meds
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    MY MOM HAD SLIP AND BULDING DISC…SHE HAD TO REPLACE THE LOWERS DISC NOT SURE WHATS THE NAME OF EM WITH A BONE FROM HER HIP WITH SCREWS…SHE HAS THE LEGAL HIGH WITH OXYICOTIN (THE HIGHEST LEVEL) AND MORPHINE PILLS. SOMETIMES SHE CANT EVEN GET OUT OF THE BED…POOR MOMMY..BUT WHEN I HAD A TOOTACHE AND WOULDNT STOP CRYING SHE GAVE ME HALF OF HER OXYICOTIN AND I SLEEP FOR 2 DAYS..NO B.S SHE WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE SHE WASNT SUPPOSE TO GIVE IT TO ME, BUT I KEPT CRYING..LOL

  • MzDimplez1123

    I had a bone removed from the back of my hip so they could use the marrow in my surgery. It left an ugly scar and i got it covered with a tattoo.

  • artistman999

    What up peeps

  • Tyzgurl

    Here is the gist of the impartation thing:

    I am a black male that God has given a special gift to. Like the Etoro tribesmen of New Guinea, I am 100% heterosexual but I have sex with other men for spiritual reasons. When I ejaculate in man’s rectum, I impart my spiritual essence and strength to this man. I’ve tried to explain this to the women I date but they accuse me of being either bisexual or homosexual. They don’t understand that this is a spiritual mission and does not make me any less heterosexual or good marriage material. I belong to the Temple of Black Masculinity, we are over 45,000 deep and we follow the writings of Prophet Masculinity that teaches us that this gift is sacred and should be honored, However, many of us find that women simply don’t appreciate or make an effort to understand.

    Do you have any advice on how we can make women better understand?

    :hurl:

  • Tyzgurl

    It’s going to be in the upper 90’s this weekend in the Chi…..

    How’s the weather in your parts of the country???

  • SuthernBelle4

    Howdy ya’ll I hope everyone’s day has been going well. What in the fizzy is this impartation, is this for real????
    (whispers) why ya’ll gotta say Trey Gay, I like him:wail:

  • http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

    JD is very successful and he will continue to reign on these hoes and oh yeah Dondria will go Number # 1!

  • EJLOVE

    JD,Your contribution to my lifes soundtrack is not taken lightly, whether you produced it or found the people who produced it, you had your hand in making it happen. Nothing lasts forever, and whatever way your journey takes you…is where destiny has pre-ordained. Good luck to you and the talented Dondria.
    It will come a time Ms. Rose, when you realize that the disrespect and evil comments and rumors you spread come at a cost, in this life or the next…sometimes you take it way to far. Mention Trey & Brandon (a KID whose career haven’t started) was jacked up…that is SOMEONES son…don’t disrespect him cause of what YOU think he is…

  • starstatus

    This was an interesting story. Some of these artist and producers have to take note. Teh money comes fast and it can leave just as fast. So they gotta keep busy. The music industry is a constant grind.

  • http://lovingme782.wordpress.com Ms. Everything

    Point you made a lot of sense :cosign:

    @Al :hurl: I hope that ish is a joke or something. That can’t be real :pray:

    Offtopic:

    Even though Vibaby cleared it up already, whatever email you got wasn’t from me but I love how people wanna bring my name into **** when I’m not even on here like that anymore. Candi I already told your simple helmet wearing self to keep my name out your mouth. You don’t like me whatever, I could care less, the sun neither shines nor sets out your ass for me but don’t bring me up period and same thing for you Choco. You wanna be mad cause I called you out on the nastiness you infect this blog with daily cool, but lying on me when I’m not even here is just stupid. Act your age and stop trying to be the Kat Stacks of the blogging world #pleaseandthankyou

    Back to lurking now