Lindsay Surrenders — Cuffed and Headed to Jail
Breaking news From TMZ.com:
I think “no early release” means just that: she will serve the full 90 days behind bars.
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Maybe this will straighten her out. Either this or they will be burying her soon.
FREE LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!
@SANDRA,
I know this is your blog and what not, but ENOUGH WITH THE LOHAN POST ALREADY!!!! Sheesh man!!! There has got to be something more exciting than this!!!
Hey Flo! *waves*
I agree, no more Lilo posts.
LiLo overload
Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy H-Town
Dont let ‘em see you sweat, LiLo!
*dons Free Lindsay shirt*
Sad to say that even if she does serve the 90 days, she more than likely will get out and do ok momentarily and then start the BS right back up…….
She does need to get these issues straightened out, so I hope she does different and turns a new leaf over but again, we will have to wait and see…..
Uhh,……. why should we care about Lindsey again?
This LiLo situation is all they are talking about on CNN. Where is the real news? It’s so much more important stuff going on in the world besides her getting locked up.
Bye Lind-say!!!
Oh my bad…that was outta line huh?
Let me try again….Bye Lind-say!
Dang…I’m sorry…Bye girl!
*Exits the post about this wayward azz guhl….
FloridaChick813 says:
@SANDRA,
I know this is your blog and what not, but ENOUGH WITH THE LOHAN POST ALREADY!!!! Sheesh man!!! There has got to be something more exciting than this!!!
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I am really a nice person. Linsday doesn’t realize she is being saved from herself and her crazy parents. If she has to serve the whole 90 days it’s not the end of the world. Lock her up in a room surrounded by mirrors so she can take a good look and wonder why she looks like a middle aged woman.
I feel differently. I am tired of celebs getting away with shyt. They want us to see them at their best, lets exploit them at their worst.
Bish bye……
Odd that you post on Lindsay but wont post about Mel’s domestic abusing, racist, homophobe ass. Who’s the bigger yt star?
Lindsay had fvcked up parents and in her case I ABSOLUTELY think they are the reason she’s the way she is now. I hope she does a Drew Barrymore and makes a comeback in the future. Poor kid
HELL ATLEAST SHE WAS DRESSED NICED TO GO TO JAIL..LOL..MAKES ME WANNA GO HOME AND WATCH PARENT TRAP FOR THE UPTEEN HUNDRED TIME.
@Ryan you still have a wife face, a baby face at that!
were you trying to go “bad” on us? LOL
Cute!
if she serves 90 days I will be shocked. What celebrity has served their full sentence? when regular folk go to jail…there is no overcrowding
I wonder are they going to make her detoxt or just ween her off meds. Can’t that harm you if your body is dependent on you go cold turkey?
@OTB, oh lawd people tell me I have a baby face all the time. People actually still pinch my cheeks including my boyfriend. I couldn’t be bad if I wanted to, people just laugh at me. LOL
All this will do is give her a change to “reset” her tolerance so that she requires less nose candy & etc. when she’s released.
Whenever stuff like this takes over the major news channels I’m always interested in what else is going on in national/international news.
HOLD YA HEAD LINDSEY!!
Who gives a ****, Lyndsey could fall off the edge of the earth for all I care
Lord, do we really care?
Exactly @later. Thats why she needs rehab if we so concerned and chit.
There must be some plutonium selling going on in the world today! Has anyone checked on Kim Jong and his North Korean ilk lately?
@OUTSIDE THE BOX
“Exactly @later. Thats why she needs rehab if we so concerned and chit.
There must be some plutonium selling going on in the world today! Has anyone checked on Kim Jong and his North Korean ilk lately?”
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Osama prolly slipped in some terrorist and chit while we persecuting this poor innocent child!
Now all CNN wants to talk about Forever 21′s maternity clothing line. Who gives a damn? Pregnant women want to dress cute, too.
Damn whatever happened to the real world is cnn that press to get ratings. You know what I am not even gonna go in the way I should. GIRL BYE!!! Now we can get back to real news after today. WHO THE FLUCK CARES
Maybe this will straighten her out. Either this or they will be burying her soon.
I think she has talent and this will be able to correct her. #SayNoToDrugs
@MILAN THAT BABY IS SOOOOO CUTE
@ anna…Lock her up in a room surrounded by mirrors so she can take a good look and wonder why she looks like a middle aged woman.
Mmhmm.
Banks charging a ninja up the wazoo, but wont loan “our” money back…utility bills $500 dollars…”California Girls” is #1… but we watching lil Linds go to jail.
2cents says:
I wonder are they going to make her detoxt or just ween her off meds. Can’t that harm you if your body is dependent on you go cold turkey?
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They are going to see what Rx she really needs. It’s been reported that all 5 will not be apart of daily jail stay.
@SANDRA PLEASE ONE POST OF THIS ATTENTION WHORE IS ENOUGH AND I HOPE SHE DOES THE 90 DAYS CLEAR HER FLUKING SYSTEM AND HEAD
Yeah, Lindsay is on a lot of “necessary” medication like 2 antidepressants, 2 kinds of pain pills, and some kind of ADHD medication.
The judge has said she is only going to serve 23 days of her sentence due to overcrowding.
ryand91 says:
Now all CNN wants to talk about Forever 21’s maternity clothing line. Who gives a damn? Pregnant women want to dress cute, too.
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Forever 21 has a maternity line? I thought the store was for tw/eens thru 21.
WELL SINCE THE JAIL IS CROWDED LET SOMEBODY ELSE GO AND LET THIS BISH LEARN HER DAM LEASON AND DO HER FLUKN TIME
@Anna, I hope nobody is letting their tweens shop in Forever 21. I’d say it more of a 16 and up store. I seen women in their 40s and up shopping in there. They have nice stuff for good prices, but I definitely wouldn’t let my daughter shop in their until she’s at least in 16 years old.
LINDSEY LOHAN=ANNA NICOLE OVERDOSE DEATH IF NOBODY HELPS HER
*waving* na na na nah…na na na nah…hey hey hey
She’s not going to get the help she needs until she decides she wants to help herself. It seems like she is a very self-destructive and lost individual.
ryand91 says:
@Anna, I hope nobody is letting their tweens shop in Forever 21. I’d say it more of a 16 and up store. I seen women in their 40s and up shopping in there. They have nice stuff for good prices, but I definitely wouldn’t let my daughter shop in their until she’s at least in 16 years old.
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It’s about what you are buying and how you are wearing it. Nothing provocative
Lindsay will be out this afternoon….wasting gas and shyt.
By the way
It’s about what you are buying and how you are wearing it. Nothing provocative
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That is true, but some of their stuff is on the racy side. I saw some leggings in there a few weeks ago, with holes all over them, I wouldn’t let my child wear that. Their skirts are kind of short for a tween to wear. But like you said it all comes down to how you wear stuff.
@T.YZ WELCOME TO SR FAM
FreeToSpeakUp says:
ryand91 says:
@Anna, I hope nobody is letting their tweens shop in Forever 21. I’d say it more of a 16 and up store. I seen women in their 40s and up shopping in there. They have nice stuff for good prices, but I definitely wouldn’t let my daughter shop in their until she’s at least in 16 years old.
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It’s about what you are buying and how you are wearing it. Nothing provocative
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I like Kmart, Kohls, TJMaxx and Target’.
I have never been to Forever 21. I had to google to see if I had one near me. I only know of the name from urban sites.
I love TJMaxx! That is my new favorite store I got some Coach loafers out of there for $60 last week, and I found some Fashion Fair skincare stuff that I hadn’t been able to find in years.
Awww thanks @ lakercrazy!
Anna says:
FreeToSpeakUp says:
ryand91 says:
@Anna, I hope nobody is letting their tweens shop in Forever 21. I’d say it more of a 16 and up store. I seen women in their 40s and up shopping in there. They have nice stuff for good prices, but I definitely wouldn’t let my daughter shop in their until she’s at least in 16 years old.
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It’s about what you are buying and how you are wearing it. Nothing provocative
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I have never been to Forever 21. I had to google to see if I had one near me. I only know of the name from urban sites. I like Kmart, Kohls, TJMaxx and Target’.
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Forever 21 isn’t an urban store
Thanks OTB, Laker & Free….I been lurkin for awhile waiting for a chance like my turn in double dutch to jump in!!!!
OTB: girl ya gorgeous!!!
ryand91 says:
I love TJMaxx! That is my new favorite store I got some Coach loafers out of there for $60 last week, and I found some Fashion Fair skincare stuff that I hadn’t been able to find in years
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Yea I brought some gold coach loafers for work. They keep their sneakers and sandals. Sam Edelman, Via Spiga… I
shopping (smart)
Lindsay needs to get over herself and turn her butt around. My parents were 1000% times worse than her parents and I was able to get over those circumstances and I came out a winner! I’m sick of that excuse….. My siblings and I have been through it and we all did different from what our parent did. We never had anyone in our ear telling us to do better than them either. We just saw their foolishness and we went in the complete opposite direction…
Flo your lil man is TOO handsome!!!
@Free, I just recently embraced the idea of shopping smart. I was mad as hell when I went in TJ Maxx earlier this week, I saw a twin bed set that I paid $160 for in Bed, Bath, and Beyond and I saw it in there for $40. I was really felt some kind of way.
OH CHIT WE GOT SOME FRESH MEAT UP IN CHERE!
Now, it’s being said that lil’ miss lohan will only serve 23 days.
@T.Y’z Cha Cha GIRL RUN HERE COMES MAN!!!!!
@T.Y’z CHA CHA
Ok, imma give you the PROPER welcome and chit:
Age?:
Kids?:
Married?:
Location?:
Fan of Celebrity?:
Hater of Celebrity?:
and how do you feel about:
Jay-Z
Trey Songz
Jill Scott
In the spirit of her manicure: FLUCK LINDSEY!!! and her country club stay in Jail!!!!! Why is this dope head news????? REALLY?
DNA test strengthens Atlanta child killings case!!!now that’s news!!! FLUCKA LILO!!!
ryand91 says:
@Free, I just recently embraced the idea of shopping smart. I was mad as hell when I went in TJ Maxx earlier this week, I saw a twin bed set that I paid $160 for in Bed, Bath, and Beyond and I saw it in there for $40. I was really felt some kind of way
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Depending on the area, you can find high fashion in TJMaxx, prada, gucci, louie, etc. I’m a label whore, but I don’t NEED them to look good and if I don’t have to pay $1200+ for a handbag I won’t
The TJ Maxx here carries Juicy Couture, Coach, Polo, and a few more higher end brands. I am a label whore to the end of me, I’m trying to do better than because it scares me how much money I can spend in a year.
@ Ryan
Yeah I took it old school, I save all my change and I have a piggy bank. Every time I get money I put 10% of it away off top.
i hope lilo gets it together. i want to see her make a come back.
Hey SR fam
Good Luck with that LiLo
Are they going to throw her a parade when she gets out? I mean they are really going on and on geesh
I see @Man has stepped in and passed out the *e welcome packets*
Good afternoon SR FAM
On topic:
why do people give this GIRL so much attention…its like Paris Hilton pt 2. She’s on dope, she’s reckless, and she could probably care less about the punishment she deserves for any wrong doing and more about the praise she’d rather get from whoever even follows her work?? Which iz…again, if ya don’t mind my asking??? Is she singing, acting, whoring….what?? because its been a while really…i’d like to know
Hey Krysi
OK i Got a question, What exactly was lohan convicted of?
also i think a little jail time will serve her well…i haven’t heard Paris Hilton’s name in the news since her little vacation…so maybe the same can work for Lohan.
@ Chase ..thanks!
@ Laker….girl dont I know….
@ Man…For the Run DOWN……….:wink:
Age?:32
Kids?:2
Married?:Heck Yeah
Location?: West Coast
Fan of Celebrity?: The burlesque singer and her hubby
Hater of Celebrity?: Rhianna
and how do you feel about:
Jay-Z Dangerously in Love
Trey Songz: He Alright but ever since Prince side eyed that azz on the BET awards I been feelin some kinda way about him
Jill Scott …I kno you go hard on Jill, but she aint neva did nothing to nobody…she gets my vote
Is that a new smiley and is it waving it’s bra
Lohan was convicted of drugs and alcohol and chit. She was driving under while high off of crack and dope
Nah the emoticon is waving Flo’s panties (last I heard)
Hope LiLo can turn it around and pull a Drew Barrymore.
BUT…
I’m in the AF so this bish don’t get a pass…people only get so many warnings before its time to show them whats real!!
She is getting a chance to get away from her “hollywood friends” and them “fame hungry, no good, prostituting, need to get old school leather belt beat down” parents of hers!! I see this as a good thing, I just hope she uses the time to find herself.
@Ace, violation of probation on a DWI conviction. She’s done so much drug and alcohol related stuff so its bard to keep up with it all.
Back from lunch….whew!
Regarding Lindsay, I think her serving a few months in jail is long overdue. It’s time to stop slapping these celebrities on the wrist giving the perception that they are above the law. To certain extent, I think Lindsay believed her own hype. Unfortunately for her, it’s time to face the music. Reflection and self assessment is always a good thing!
Welcome to …(scrolls up, forgot name)…T.Y’z Cha Cha! I hope you enjoy your stay. Sit back, relax and buckle up for safety. Despite the bumps in the road, I hope you enjoy the ride.
Lohan was convicted of drugs and alcohol and chit. She was driving under while high off of crack and dope
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Correction:
Under water while believing she was in a sub. *I think thats what CNN Reported*
hard to keep up***
BTW Cha Cha,
::Caution:: Play at your own risk!!
that new emoticon waving a gucci rag or something…
i mean but I know SR will find clever ways to use it!! LOL
@Ebony
The smiley is waving @man’s big gurl panties.
@T. Y’Z
“Age?:32
Kids?:2
Married?:Heck Yeah
Location?: West Coast
Fan of Celebrity?: The burlesque singer and her hubby
Hater of Celebrity?: Rhianna
and how do you feel about:
Jay-Z Dangerously in Love
Trey Songz: He Alright but ever since Prince side eyed that azz on the BET awards I been feelin some kinda way about him
Jill Scott …I kno you go hard on Jill, but she aint neva did nothing to nobody…she gets my vote”
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So, you likes JayZ and Jill Scott… interesting.
You do have full mental capacity as well? You don’t eat crayons or anything of the sort?
I just gotta get my emoticon situation in tact..ahahaha!
OutsidetheBox says:
Bish I got a meeting in bout 25. Status updates. You already know whats up
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Oh bish. Get it and Dueces.
SN: Whatever happened with that dude?
@ Krysi… San Diego…SUUUHHHHHWOOOOOOP!!!!! I love it!
@ Man….I LOVE JAY Z! like is an understatement. I like Jill Scott.
and ummm do I really have to answer your last question, you aint right
@TY I would have reserved my
had I known you hated on Princess RiRi 
I kid I kid 
@krysi I said that’s a LV rag in my head as well that the smiley is waving
@ man got a mighty Joe young/precious size woman?
I don’t believe that chit 
THANKS MIRS
@Free, thanks girl!!! (compliment about lil man) And I went to Wendy’s instead!!! Also went to TJ MAXX and picked up some shirts to wear with my shoes that were in my gravie yesterday. I bought a pair of jeans, and 3 shirts for $30
The guy usually fusses at me cause I am ALWAYS sneaking and going shopping on my lunch break, but when I show him the price tags, he’s usually like “well I guess” LOL
@Candi, I thought they were Free’s panties
LOL
FloridaChick813 says:
@Free, thanks girl!!! (compliment about lil man) And I went to Wendy’s instead!!! Also went to TJ MAXX and picked up some shirts to wear with my shoes that were in my gravie yesterday. I bought a pair of jeans, and 3 shirts for $30 The guy usually fusses at me cause I am ALWAYS sneaking and going shopping on my lunch break, but when I show him the price tags, he’s usually like “well I guess” LOL
@Candi, I thought they were Free’s panties LOL
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I do the same thing (shop on lunch) beat hubby home and hang the ish up
but he knows I shop sensibly.
They were my panties, I threw them @ Man but I’ll let you take the blame
@Daisy….Rihanna or Rhianna is a bad bish…She just irks me and I dont know why
Ooops I got happy w/the smileys
Come on 4pm I am ret to go
***Question for those who are into fashion***
Is it okay to not match your shoes to your purse?? For instance, can I wear some camel colored shoes with a black purse??? I always try to coordinate my shoes to my purse, but a bish dont have a camel colored purse :/
I do the same thing (shop on lunch) beat hubby home and hang the ish up
And walk away whistling like
LMAO!!!!
FloridaChick813 says:
***Question for those who are into fashion***
Is it okay to not match your shoes to your purse?? For instance, can I wear some camel colored shoes with a black purse??? I always try to coordinate my shoes to my purse, but a bish dont have a camel colored purse
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It depends, what does the top look like?
#TeamReadyToGo
@Flo
@Candi, I thought they were Free’s panties LOL
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I knew the belonged to somebody…
FloridaChick813 says:
I do the same thing (shop on lunch) beat hubby home and hang the ish up
And walk away whistling like LMAO!!!!
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Then when it’s time to go out, I’m popping tags and he looking like…and that’s when I say, boo this top was only $12.99 you haven’t seen it because it’s been the closet for a while
@EBONY
I don’t believe that chit 
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“Man got a mighty Joe young/precious size woman?
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He does not.
I’m bored. Where’s Civil. I need to suck on that bottom lip again…
Its a cream colored shirt. Has quarter length sleeves. Its a lil dressy(for work).
I have black purses, dark brown purses, white purses, red purses, etc, but no camel colored purse :/
What about the brown LV bag?? Since it has the lighter color in it???
#TeamReadyToGo —> SAME HERE
I’m bored. Where’s Civil. I need to suck on that bottom lip again…
OOhhh my!!!!
Im bored too!!!
WHERE THE H#LL IS EVERYBODY AT???
I’m leaning towards the red handbag
FloridaChick813 says:
I’m bored. Where’s Civil. I need to suck on that bottom lip again…
OOhhh my!!!!
Im bored too!!!
WHERE THE H#LL IS EVERYBODY AT???
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Laker went missing, OTB in a status meeting…
The red??? Really???
Should I throw on a red bracelet with the brown ones too??? Or no??
You sure I shouldnt do the dark brown bag with dark brown accessories???
#SchoolMeCauseImStillLearnin
@ T.Y’z, welcome!
Where you at in the west coast? I’m from S.D CA
When you find real love and happiness, you also have to realize people are not perfect and that they make mistakes…Forgiveness is key. Chilli is still googoo gaga over this boy, I mean the way she smiles when she talks about him, geez like a little school girl. And it’s 10 years later! She should have gotten over her ego, forgave him and took his azz back cuz clearly she is NOT over him!
Live your life for you and not for others and what they think of you. So because his marriage with Tameka was under so much scrutiny you walked away from her and your family that made you the happiest you ever been (so he claims)? No way. So letting your kids be raised in a broken home doesn’t bother you at all or is that just normal for black folks? Making Tameka look crazy cuz he can’t take the pressure is ok with him too?
If all of what he said about how he felt about Tameka is true, then I’m with Sandra on this one, he is still hittin that on the low. Usher man up already.
heyyy Iyonah
thanks
Flo you are very matchy-matchy (c) Komora Lee Simmons. Sometimes color helps the outfit pop. And I would use some red and camel accessories
When you find real love and happiness, you also have to realize people are not perfect and that they make mistakes…Forgiveness is key. Chilli is still googoo gaga over this boy, I mean the way she smiles when she talks about him, geez like a little school girl. And it’s 10 years later! She should have gotten over her ego, forgave him and took his azz back cuz clearly she is NOT over him!
Live your life for you and not for others and what they think of you.
Sometimes you have to suck up your pride. Like you said, everybody makes mistakes! Especially men!!!
Heyyy Ladies I find it very disturbing that you guys make me work. #thatisall
Al-Ameera says:
@ T.Y’z, welcome!
Where you at in the west coast? I’m from S.D CA
GIRLLLLLLL Born and Raised in 619…..
I got all kinds of fam up in dis bish, who knew!!!! 
@Candi, yes im very matchy! But thanks! Thats what I was thinking, specially when @Free mentioned the red bag!
Thanks ya’ll
Ok I’m late as hell but
@ this chit..
kwall says:
Bye Lind-say!!! Oh my bad…that was outta line huh?
Let me try again….Bye Lind-say!
Dang…I’m sorry…Bye girl!
*Exits the post about this wayward azz guhl….
G’dayyyyyy to my e-bews *waves*
Missssssssssss!!!!!!!!! Where you been boo?????
Hisssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey BEW 
yeah@Harlem,
where the heyul YOU been!
*throws my cat @ u *
:@ Flo
By no means am I saying just give a dude a pass for cheating on you but sometimes you have people that wasn’t sh*t from the gate and then they cheat on you or just dog you but this was not their case. Clearly he made her happy and she is still in love with him. Why keep trying to hold men to a standard that she knows they won’t reach cuz she is not over Usher. And they have both had some time to grow, sooooo take him back.
Well that’s if he wants to be taken back. He seems like he is in Tameka land
hey luvmuffin<3
how goes it?
FloridaChick813 says:
The red??? Really???
Should I throw on a red bracelet with the brown ones too??? Or no??
You sure I shouldnt do the dark brown bag with dark brown accessories???
#SchoolMeCauseImStillLearnin
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Since your shoes have gold studs, you can do gold/camel accessories. Let the red bag stand alone. Do a red hued like glass or polish your nails/toes red
Hey His
@ TY’z….I knew it! When I seen your name I said I bet she is from SD.
My dad (yeah I know), sister, others from San Diego will say someone is their “Cha-Cha” I never heard that term anywhere else.
How come I been in NYC for 4 years but still have my 619 cell number
@Al, I agree lady!
Thanks @Free
Ima put my sh.it on tomorrow morning and be like “compliments of Free bi.tchessss, Owwwwwww”
@Free
heyyyy mama<33
da fcks up?
His_Mommy623 says:
@Free
heyyyy mama<33
da fcks up?
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chillin boo
@mirs
you and me too and I ate light.
@Free
I like that gravi…its kayuteee..
I’m hungry!
*lite
His_Mommy623 says:
@Free
I like that gravi…its kayuteee..
I’m hungry!
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Yea bish got that fierce, what chu looking at type mug, reminds me of maself ya dig
You hungry or got the munchies bihh????? **side eye**
FloridaChick813 says:
Thanks @Free
Ima put my sh.it on tomorrow morning and be like “compliments of Free bi.tchessss, Owwwwwww”
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Ok! Walk in singing “Yeaaaaaaaaaaa, watch me do it”
I feel u @ Free
where is er’body @ ??
and whats up with Mean? he been missing for a min..
#bored..
FloridaChick813 says:
@Free, I stay with a mean mug on my face. Im far from friendly!
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I’m not mean, but FAR from friendly
mistaken for being “bougie” or stuck up alls the time 
I take it as a compliment
@Flo
#munchies lmao
WHERE IS MEAN??? AND LES????
I miss my fwiends
My stomach been rubmling and grumbling all day even AFTER I had lunch…
#souncomfortable
I knew it!!!
BG’s (bumble gutts)????? @Free
Did you eat??
FloridaChick813 says:
BG’s (bumble gutts)????? @Free
Did you eat??
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yes the BG’s (in my smoke voice) and I ate
Question:
Has anyone quit smoking and do you have any advice for someone trying to quit.
Question:
Has anyone quit smoking and do you have any advice for someone trying to quit.
I like the red…why you dont have an olive or kahki/camel bag? And #satdown somewhere with all that matching LOL compliment!
Whatchalltom’bout?
oh the skeleton wrapped in electric tape almost stopped my heart..
HEY HIS HEY FLO.
I been working and than I had two days off
But I am baccckkkkk but only for a lil I start the bday celebration this weekend.
heyyyy OTB
*slaps yo ass*
fcks up bew?
lmao
Happy Early Bday Harlem
His_Mommy623 says:
I somehow ended up watching the roast of flava flav last night (dnt judge me) and I almost died laughing… somebody called that ninja a turd with teeth..oh god its funny all over again
oh the skeleton wrapped in electric tape almost stopped my heart..
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That was, by far, one of THE funniest things i HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! Just thinking about it makes me
@2cents, what exactly are you smoking????
Pain is pleasure…pause..no homo
Chit. Chillin. Just ate some hot ass wings from Krystal’s…I hate Krystal’s but oh well. Beggars cant be choosey.
Yeahhhhh @Harlem fixin’nah have a burfday
@ HIS how can you be so mean to me and throw your cat you know them sneaky mofos scratch
Uhm, uhm the person trying to quit smokes Marlboro Smooths (short)
#RedItIs
@Miss, when is your bday????? R we invited to the celebration?? LOL
@Mamacita
when they called him an oily cadaver… I almost fell on the floor. They used that roast 2 say ALL the chit they been wanting to tell Flav for years..that ish was toooo funny
oh my bad@OTB
I didnt know u had been converted 2 the str8 side..
*reminds self to nvr spank OTB again* lmao
@Harlem
u know i threw her for attention lmao
what u doing for ur bday ma?
I didnt watch the Flava Flav roast
Matter of fact, I miss all the good sh.it that comes on TV cause all my as.s wants to do is watch movies :/
@His, I been singing that dam.n song in my head ALL DAY
#SickofIt
@ FLO of course you guys are there will be plenty of vices that we can all share and enjoy. A party aint a party if my SR fam isnt there
2cents says:
Question:
Has anyone quit smoking and do you have any advice for someone trying to quit.
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Take it one day at a time dont give into the urges. Eat gum or candy. After 7 days it gets better. Find something to do with your hands cuz quiting becomes about habit after you get over the addiction.
lmaooo @ Flo
which one, KOL?
my bad… I nvr get sick of it..
So easy, eh?
@Candi
thanks I will let that person know (closet smoker) lol
Mamacita says:
His_Mommy623 says:
I somehow ended up watching the roast of flava flav last night (dnt judge me) and I almost died laughing… somebody called that ninja a turd with teeth..oh god its funny all over again
oh the skeleton wrapped in electric tape almost stopped my heart..
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I’m mad I missed that. Just read that David Hasslehoff will get roasted on Aug 15th. It has to be hard to roast someone that’s a constant trainwreck.
Hey His and OTB
Stop with all that fake homo chit aight
@ HIS dinner on Friday with my HS girls, Sat gonna do all kinds of grwn woman chit til I cant walk, Sunday I will rest but gonna go out and meet with the fam, Mon I rest, Tues (holiday)early dinner with my college crew. The rest of that week I am chillin because the first weekend of august me and my boy is celebrating our bday at a lounge with some of my peoples most is coming up north to celebrate with your girl. I told yall I was annoying with my bday
#teamonlychild
@Otb
it makes me sad…u were my prospect guhl!
PARTY PARTY PARTY LETS ALL GET WASTED
When your birfday
“they call me big meech…larry hoover”
@ FREE dont make me start up in here with that homo chit LOL
@Anna
somehow, someway u MUST watch it…them a-holes were even dissing the flava of love heffas that were in the audience lol..it was funny as heyul..
I’m debating on watching knight riders roast…I just dnt like hasslehoff
heffa behave!
MissHarlem says:
@ FREE dont make me start up in here with that homo chit LOL
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Go head, I’m bored
I’m debating on watching knight riders roast…I just dnt like hasslehoff
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That show makes me want a camaro(blk on blk) so I can call it knight rider
Y’all my bishes.
LOL Know just what a bish be thinking and chit. Loves it.
7/27
Whoooo LARRY HOOVER
I dont drink much but the plan is to get wasteeeedddd just as long as I dont fall in the club like my girl FLO.
you know I lubs ya girl. That nearly made me come out of lurk mode yesterday.
Man, put your popcorn up
Cars. Lets talkj about cars. Thats not bad right? No #fakecar chit right?
@ FREE do you really want me to open the flood gates cuz a bish will
long as I dont fall in the club like my girl FLO.
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I mean, if someone is offended cause a bish got a whip they could just tag #noauto. Same thing as #nohomo or like #teamwalk/#teambikes
No?
Whats wrong with Homo’s?
should I clean out my closet Yells *CASSIE* Girl you free
@flo
ur ass is crazy lmao
I was like Flo skinny too I bet them ankles was lean-t!
OutsidetheBox says:
Cars. Lets talkj about cars. Thats not bad right? No #fakecar chit right?
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It’s not bad. No #fakecar chit, that’s lame but I have a feeling no matter what you got sumbody gone think ya lying so….
Question:
Do ya’ll think its impossible to have a striclty platonic friendship with someone of the opposite sex????
@Man, your input it wanted as well
MAN!!!
nigga i’m gna need u to put a bell on your Screen Name…u just be creeping in!
“@ FREE do you really want me to open the flood gates cuz a bish will”-Miss Harlem
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**Putting on flood gear**
OutsidetheBox says:
I mean, if someone is offended cause a bish got a whip they could just tag #noauto. Same thing as #nohomo or like #teamwalk/#teambikes
No?
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or they can say, that bish know she really ride a skooter to work or some ish like dat
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“@ FREE do you really want me to open the flood gates cuz a bish will”-Miss Harlem
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**Putting on flood gear**
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imaging it in slow motion and a deep voice on the background saying noooooooooooooooo
LMMMMFFFFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
@ FREE girl when I read that yesterday I had that same visual you owe me a raspberry lemonade I literally spit it out reading that get out my head
@ FLO yes but if ya feeling him and he feeling you………..
Absolutely @Flo. No questions asked. Its not easy though mainly outside people see what they want to see…
@flo
NO IT IS NOT!
I have a gaggle of male homies that I have never boned and never will bone..i mean, we grew up 2gether tho so….lol perhaps thats why
@FLO
“Question:
Do ya’ll think its impossible to have a striclty platonic friendship with someone of the opposite sex????”
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Yes, if the woman has ZERO positive physical attributes.
Wait, if you occaisonally fugg can you still be “platonic?”
OutsidetheBox says:
I mean, if someone is offended cause a bish got a whip they could just tag #noauto. Same thing as #nohomo or like #teamwalk/#teambikes
No?
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or they can say, that bish know she really ride a skooter to work or some ish like dat
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Atleast I have a matching helmet
Who in the closet?
Not me, ya’ll bishes better not put your coochie in my face. I’ll pull your **** off! 
Atleast I have a matching helmet
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My chit got bells on the handle bars
“or they can say, that bish know she really ride a skooter to work or some ish like dat”
Wait, did this bish just call out my skinny ankles?????
Bish I was worried they was gonna snap in half!!!
*c l i t dang Sandra
@ flo…. from my personal experience I would have to say no. Every dude that I was friends w/ tried to make a move at some point. Its worse when u talk to them about your significant other and the problems in that relationship. It gives the dude more ammunition to try and make a move on u…
OutsidetheBox says:
“or they can say, that bish know she really ride a skooter to work or some ish like dat”
but alas it’ll never happen. LOL
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Skooter Booty
@FREE
“I mean, if someone is offended cause a bish got a whip they could just tag #noauto. Same thing as #nohomo or like #teamwalk/#teambikes
No?
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or they can say, that bish know she really ride a skooter to work or some ish like dat”
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ROFLMAO!
Start talkin bout how the subway and takin the bus is “good for the environment” and chit like that.
And streamers? And noise makers in your spokes?
An orange flag?
Thats what im sayin.. I have male guy friends that I would NEVER bone. This one bish is on FB throwin a fit cause her fiance wants his best girlfriend in the wedding… WHATS THE BIG F*CKING DEAL????
AND WHY THE TRUST ISSUE??? Maybe its not a good idea to get married if you cant trust your guy… No??
*Bows Head* “platonic Friendship never works for me*
who got preemie ankles?
Chit @Flo they got chit for you now! The ankle covered styles are huge! *smokey voice* Get in on it man!
My scooter is better than yours @Free. I have the basket on the front bish!!! Now what??? LOL
FloridaChick813 says:
Question:
Do ya’ll think its impossible to have a striclty platonic friendship with someone of the opposite sex????
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I’ve tried and i haven’t succeeded because they always eventually want to talk to me…i think it’s possible but I have no luck with it…
@ flo… on the other hand I do have a few childhood friends that never crossed that line. I guess it really depends on circumstances and the people involved…. Its a hard nut to crack…
OutsidetheBox says:
And streamers? And noise makers in your spokes?
An orange flag?
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Basket on the front…Wait no I got a better, I still got my bike from elementary school, so I ride like the hood boys, too big for the bike so my knees higher than the dayum handle bars
Start talkin bout how the subway and takin the bus is “good for the environment” and chit like that.
His_Mommy623 says:
who got preemie ankles?
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oh so its flo eh?
dnt worry ma, I’m gna get u some Timberlands to support ur ankles k?
“Its a hard nut to crack…”
My ankles aint premie dammit
Im about to post a dam.n pic, so ya’ll can tell me what you think! LOL
@OTB, but I dont like those shoes
**MAN BOOK**
Platonic friendship- “A female companion that you can spend time with enjoying mutual activities, but eventually get to have sex with in her time of weakness and/or vulnerability.”
wait are they gonna be them throw-back ass Manolo Timbs?
LMAO
Al-Ameera says:
How come I been in NYC for 4 years but still have my 619 cell number
you sound like my sister, she moved away over 10 years ago to Maryland and she just changed hers last month.
Lol… i knew someone would take that comment to left field…lol
@Flo do you have narrow ankle syndrome? Like folks with narrow calves…*gulp* and baggy boots?
@Otb
u are on timeout…
and if i catch flo in some manolo timbs, shes going right along with u!
Sorry guys these damn patients is needy cant they see I am done for the day and Im on SR sheesh the nerve.
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Well if things go my way for the big day I can get the best of both worlds. What you guys think a chick should do?
OutsidetheBox says:
Lemme find Flo in Tampa wit some Timbs and a du-rag on…
wait are they gonna be them throw-back ass Manolo Timbs?
LMAO
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LMAO Bish your crazzzyyyy!!!!!!!
But I do have the timbs that go to the knee for the winter time
No heel though. But I do remember when the bootleg ones were popular. But I dont rock bootleg sh.it 
Paging @Man
Sandra has a tasty treat for you in new post
@Harlwm
go big or go home…
Not the dayum baggy boots!!!
Throwing ice at OTB
@harlem***
I meant..
The fake Manalo’s by Steve Madden that Jigga Man put everybody on blast for
@Flo do you have narrow ankle syndrome? Like folks with narrow calves…*gulp* and baggy boots?
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Baggy boots
@MISS HARLEM
“Well if things go my way for the big day I can get the best of both worlds. What you guys think a chick should do?”
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IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DEFINITELY ENJOY THAT “SOFTER” SIDE OF THE TWO WORLDS!!
@ HIS if I dont go big than I dont deserve a birfday
@ MAN I so knew you would answer my ? thats my boy
OutsidetheBox says:
And streamers? And noise makers in your spokes?
An orange flag?
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We used empty water bottles, or soda cans.
#teamhood
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**MAN BOOK**
Platonic friendship- “A female companion that you can spend time with enjoying mutual activities, but eventually get to have sex with in her time of weakness and/or vulnerability.”
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**MAN BOOK**
Platonic friendship- “A female companion that you can spend time with enjoying mutual activities, but eventually get to have sex with in her time of weakness and/or vulnerability.”
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see u in 23 days, Lindsey. she walked in like she was the ish, didn’t she? ‘mean girl’ lindsey should find her way back and go get that hollywood money. fa real. it’s just sad when your family want to be just as famous for you so they use opportunities to come up off you, instead of helping you.
i love mom/managers that have one client: their child. dina lohan walks around like she’s michael ovitz or some ish. JPAT is the bness with Usher, so she’s the only one i can think of that gets a pass.