The Durrty Boyz: Bishop Eddie Long – No Hands

The inevitable video spoofs of Bishop Eddie Long’s unconventional preaching style continues with this offering from Hot 107.9’s The Durrty Boyz.

As legend would have it, The Durrty Boyz snuck into Long’s New Birth Missionary Church one day and filmed these high spirited scenes of Long ministering to the youth in his church (mostly boys and young men).

Once again: if you are a current member of New Birth, you might not want to watch this video. It may contain scenes of an offensive nature.



 


  • Man, I just don’t care™

    :rofl:

    Stop it Sandra… just leave it be. Leave it be.

  • Str8Cpt

    :lol:

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Sandra Sandra Sandra!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    :rofl:
    I actually like that song.

  • Str8Cpt

    WTF is he wearing…I’m to distracted by his dress with slacks :no:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

    THIS JUST LOOK LIKE SOME GHETTO CHIT!

  • TruGemini

    Oh…not as funny as I thought it was gonna be :/

  • Redeemed777

    That building needs to be destroyed, because of it’s dedication to satanic energy. Just look at that new birth logo hanging from the top there. very satanic.

  • Str8Cpt

    And a sleeveless one too! I’m done…….

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    :rolleyes:

  • MissHarlem

    I am going straight to hell not even gonna collect my 200 :rofl:
    I found this funny as chit!!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    “Where my young people? Where my lil shorty? Where my lil sporty? WHERE DEY AT? WHERE DEY AT? WHERE DEY AT?”-Bishop Long

    :rofl:

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    when will we be done talking about this coward and that wolf puzzy on top of his head..I cant give any more energy on this!

  • MissHarlem

    “Where my young people? Where my lil shorty? Where my lil sporty? WHERE DEY AT? WHERE DEY AT? WHERE DEY AT?”-Bishop Long

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Thats what had me :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    :dead: @ ‘wolf puzzy’

  • http://twitter.com/Jerrica_Lewis Jerrica

    I seen this the other day. I thought this was too funny, then yesterday I caught myself doing this damn dance. This is going to be a hit in the clubs! :rofl:

  • ATL_Reese

    What we really need to be doing, is PRAYING for those lost souls that follow these “false prophets”…. You can clearly see that these individuals put their faith in a MAN..

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    Im waitin for them to do this on SouthPark

  • MissHarlem

    What is gonna get me even more upset is that I will catch my azz doin this dance I just know it

  • TooFlyy

    @ Str8Cpt: he is wearing a pastor’s jacket. Most preachers wear them while preaching if they do not have a on a suit jacket. I actually like the dance. I just pray yall continue to cover Bishop Long during this time. It is not our place to judge him. The truth will come out whether he did it or not. this is an attack on the Church as whole and not just Bishop Eddie Long. It could be you…sleeping with the pastor, etc. Be careful about who you put your mouth on. With all that being said…God bless.

  • MissGauzzz

    :rolleyes:

  • Str8Cpt

    @ Str8Cpt: he is wearing a pastor’s jacket. Most preachers wear them while preaching if they do not have a on a suit jacket. I actually like the dance. I just pray yall continue to cover Bishop Long during this time. It is not our place to judge him. The truth will come out whether he did it or not. this is an attack on the Church as whole and not just Bishop Eddie Long. It could be you…sleeping with the pastor, etc. Be careful about who you put your mouth on. With all that being said…God bless.
    ____________________________________________________________

    What is a Pastor’s Jacket? If you wear one and your aren’t a Pastor, is it a sin? Will I instantly vaporize if I put one on? So many questions….. :think:

  • MissGauzzz

    @TooFlyy… Be careful about who you put your mouth on.

    I tell my husband this all the time! Love him ta’ death but he always talks smack about certain situations… I told him he betta shut it up cuz we have four kids…they may be grown but we don’t know what kinda phuckery they might do and have us lookin’ clown crazy! Plus I got too much of my own shyt I need to get straight.

  • http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

    I don’t think this is an attack on the church. This is an attack on the EVIL in the church. The evil needs to come to light so it can be removed. To me, this is GOD removing the veil and giving the congreation an opportunity to OPEN THEIR EYES and drive the devil (Eddie Long and company) out of the church. This is an attack on THE DEVIL.

    (I like the video, too.)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    Str8Cpt says:

    What is a Pastor’s Jacket? If you wear one and your aren’t a Pastor, is it a sin? Will I instantly vaporize if I put one on? So many questions…..
    ____________________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Val

    DARN- I GOTTA WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME TO WATCH THE VIDEO :rolleyes:

  • MissHarlem

    I never gave a clear comment on this subject but the only thing I will say is that as a church member no matter what church you attend it is also your responsibilty to be a Christian and speak out against things that is not befitting of the community and most importantly the HOUSE OF GOD!!!! Know why you are going to church and that you are there to hear the word not everything else that is going on the min you cross that line you are no longer going to church for the purpose of what is intended.

    Now that’s said back to :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

  • ysoserious

    It couldn’t be me in this case; I’m not an impressionable 14 year old boy. :coffee:

  • Lizzyb

    Ok…being raised in the baptist church,having seen many many preachers and interesting styles they have, is this real? Are they doing that dance in church? In the pulpit? Do they do that when collection is going on? Is this real or did they cut this from existing footage I guess I am trying to say. I know the music is not part of the church service but the crossing of hands..
    I am trying to not judge.. :/

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    Bwwwaahahahahaha….. :rofl:

    J Nicks is so waaaccckkk…. #thatisall

  • BigCityGirl

    They have been showing this “Cross It Up” video all over the net.New Birth is now under the microscope! I’m not a BIG fan..but maybe thats what you need to reach the young shorties….LOL.

  • HoneyDropp

    TOO Dayum funny!!!

  • Mamacita

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

    :dead:

    The so crunk it don’t make no sense! No need for the club on Sat!

  • H-Townmama

    Wolf puzzy????
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • CivilEngineer

    I’ve never seen so many people jiggin at the same time…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    Mamacita says:

    The so crunk it don’t make no sense! No need for the club on Sat!
    __________________________________________
    :rofl:
    They serious about their worship, lol.

  • CFREE

    :cheer:teamDURTYBOYZ, I LUV E.T & J NICKS THEY STOOPID AS H3LL ON THE RADIO

    CLUB NEW BIRTH? THEY KRUNK AS H3LLZ UP IN THERE, WHERE THEY DO THAT AT? WOW :shocked:

  • HoneyDropp

    Lizzyb says:

    Ok…being raised in the baptist church,having seen many many preachers and interesting styles they have, is this real? Are they doing that dance in church? In the pulpit? Do they do that when collection is going on? Is this real or did they cut this from existing footage I guess I am trying to say. I know the music is not part of the church service but the crossing of hands..
    I am trying to not judge..
    ***********************************
    They do that forreal. I visited a church very similiar. They was getting up as they went to give offering, and the past wife was on the mic talking bout sum “Yeah sister Patterson, get it up, tell them yo testimony! wave ya hands!” The preacher’s wife had on thigh high boots… I was like :blink:
    They try to reach out to the youngsters. Paster was Coogie down!

  • OutsidetheBox

    *sips tea*

    Sooooo much good chit going come outta that Church after this. :rofl:

  • shunda

    My mama has a fit when the choir dances. She is old school Southern Baptist. She would fall out if she saw this video. I want to know what is a pastor jacket also. I have been in many churches and never seen one.

  • MissHarlem

    @ CIVIL how I knew you would say something about them jiggin :lol:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @MAMACITA
    “They so crunk it don’t make no sense! No need for the club on Sat!”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    “Jesus Christ up in this muthaflugga! Representin and chit!”-Biship Long

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    MissHarlem says:

    I am going straight to hell not even gonna collect my 200
    I found this funny as chit!!

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    If anyone was/is looking for me, I done caught a ride with Miss H.

  • CivilEngineer

    MissHarlem says:

    @ CIVIL how I knew you would say something about them jiggin

    ———————————–

    :lol: they were going hard :danban1: <– looked like that

    gon jigg then, gon jigg then

  • BigCityGirl

    @ Man

    LMAO!!!!

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. I find many black churches taking this ‘different, hip/hop’ religious approach. My sister attended a church in Florida and they were doing the electric slide! They think bringing this type of worship into the church will attract younguns. Eddie Longggggggggggggggggg knows just how to do this and well, especially gay black males! As for dating a pastor, I’ve had my share of men in my life but never, ever a man of the cloth. Personally, I don’t play with God like that. Peace.

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Compton, if you find someone to answer that question can you please ask them….

    1. Does New Birth have staggered seating prices like most rap concerts?
    2. So then what does a boshop’s jacket look like?
    3. Is the ninja in the grey suit “security”?
    4. Why was old girl shaking her tig ol bitties, she aint figured out that she ain’t his type?

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    shunda says:

    My mama has a fit when the choir dances. She is old school Southern Baptist. She would fall out if she saw this video.
    ___________________

    LOL! :rofl: Did you see that one church lady wearing the big hat at the 2:52 mark refusing to dance? :D

  • Phrozen1der

    WOLF PUZZY tho?!?! :rofl: Vaporizing from touching the hem of the Bishops garment :dead:

  • H-Townmama

    They are so wrong for this! LOL.
    Cross it up!!!!!

  • crzasallgetout

    @civil
    That’s the jigg? You know I am always months behind with the “in” dances lol

  • Lesb-honest

    :dead: @ Wolf puzzy
    # :rofl: @ song
    # :blunt: *flukked up secreteley or how eva u spell it* lmao literali

  • lakercrazy

    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    dam u sandra dam u im going to hell i kinda want to do the dance this chit right here :rofl: and long getting aint he leg in the air and crunk like a motha

  • CivilEngineer

    #bishopeddielongringtones

    “Seems Like You’re Ready”
    “Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number”
    my personal favorite “Teenage Love Affair”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    i really wouldn’t be surprised if people were dougie-ing, flexing, or doing the stanky leg up in there. :yawn: but i really do like that song cause Wale’s in it. :grin:

  • CivilEngineer

    :rofl: @crazy…not exactly but it looks real similar to that especially since the congregation was going so…hard

  • lakercrazy

    but do yall realize he got them all crunk so they can drop some money in the basket dam him :rofl:

  • TooFlyy

    @ Smokie…i feel its an attack all around. there is so much foolishness going on in the church..it needs to be brought to a head! we all do foolish things, but some things are out of line..God is exposing people and so is the Devil. lol Im just saying. Im just gonna stay prayed up and pray i dont fall.

  • H-Townmama

    @Civil
    don’t forget
    “Keep It on the Downlow”

  • lakercrazy

    @civil “my mind is telling me no but my body my booody is telling me yeeesssss”!!!

  • Phrozen1der

    LOL @Civil and last nights #TT

  • http://twitter.com/Jerrica_Lewis Jerrica

    shunda says:
    My mama has a fit when the choir dances. She is old school Southern Baptist. She would fall out if she saw this video
    ***************************************************************
    :rofl: She sounds like my grandpa, he’s the pastor, don’t let them shout to long and don’t let them play the music too loud, his will have a fit. The drummer gets pissed! All I do is sit and laugh.

  • ysoserious

    Xscape’s “You’re My Little Secret”…

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CIVIL
    “#bishopeddielongringtones

    “Seems Like You’re Ready”
    “Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number”
    my personal favorite “Teenage Love Affair”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    “The Boy is Mine”-Brandy/M :chickenhead: NICA
    “Use Me” -Bill Withers

  • CivilEngineer

    Boys Boys Boys
    -Gaga

  • CivilEngineer

    Daddy
    -Beyonce

  • CivilEngineer

    Get Low
    -Lil John

  • H-Townmama

    Players anthem-UGK

  • ysoserious

    Diggin in the crates now…

    “If Loving You is Wrong (I Don’t Wanna Be Right)”

  • CivilEngineer

    Slob on my Knob
    – 3-6 Mafia

  • CivilEngineer

    Smack My Bish Up
    -Unknown

  • H-Townmama

    As We Lay-Shirley Murdock

  • shunda

    Auntie yep. Lol that is exactly how my mama would be. She could not stand Kirk Franklin. We did stomp in choir and she got mad and was like all of y’all going to hell lol

  • OutsidetheBox

    :no:

    *cries*

    Y’all aint right….

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    lakercrazy says:

    but do yall realize he got them all crunk so they can drop some money in the basket dam him :rofl:
    ____________________

    I saw that too. :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @CIVIL
    “Slob on my Knob
    – 3-6 Mafia
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    As we Lay?????????????????????

    *DIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

    :dead:

    I’m done with this post. Forget y’all!

  • H-Townmama

    If I was your Girlfriend-Prince

  • http://twitter.com/Jerrica_Lewis Jerrica

    Shunda:
    Auntie yep. Lol that is exactly how my mama would be. She could not stand Kirk Franklin. We did stomp in choir and she got mad and was like all of y’all going to hell lol
    ******************************************************
    :rofl: My grandpa removed me as the youth choir director because he didn’t like that we started singing this generation’s gospel.

  • CivilEngineer

    Falsetto
    -Teddy Ruxpin

  • Krysi J

    Its funny I’ve seen the same type of stuff go on in a local church….that was my first and last visit….I do not wish to leave one club and return to another one on Sunday?? :blink: Not saying there is anything against getting young people’s attention….but my grandmother’s church wasn’t like this…and I just cant get wit it…I do enough cursing, and dead wrong shyt on my own, if Im ready to get clensed…how could I get sinful stuff outta my system going to church to do this? :coffee: (just my opinion…don’t put me on the NEWBIRTH hit list)

  • CivilEngineer

    Gettin Some Head
    -Shawnna

  • OutsidetheBox

    The Dream?????????????????

    Civil you being bad cause its your bday week.

    #continue

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    I was gettin some head gettin gettin some head :rofl:

  • shunda

    Jerrica my daughter is in choir now and I had to laugh when she told the director my nana said we sway too much.

  • H-Townmama

    P.Y.T-Michael Jackson

  • ysoserious

    :whistle:

    It’s mooorniiing and the sunlight shines across your sleeping faaace…

    A new-eweeew day (brings reality and we must go our) Separate waaayaaayaayaaays yeah…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTMGtm2hig dcwife1622

    I’m so tired of these Eddie Long post… :yawn:

  • CivilEngineer

    :lol: @OTB…indeed! I have a “get out of jail free card” this week

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    :rofl:

    at DC WIFE GRAVIE!

  • CivilEngineer

    :rofl: @dc’s gravi

    Feenin’
    -Jodeci

  • http://twitter.com/Jerrica_Lewis Jerrica

    Shunda, Your mom sounds just like my grandpa. We can’t sway either. Our church is more old people than anything, so we can’t do nothing! Lol

  • crzasallgetout

    :shocked:

  • http://twitter.com/Jerrica_Lewis Jerrica

    El Debarge

    Love you down

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    verdine! i want my hair to be just like his. true story.

  • Nika405

    Did anyone else expect to see Eddie Longstroke to start making it rain?

    The Pastor @ our sister church called his concregation a bunch of hating ****s after they questioned where he got the $ from to buy a Benz! It was during the Pastor/First Lady apperation(sp) service too. Some of those mofo’s stood up and clapped & said tell it! I #died!

  • H-Townmama

    Somebody Sleeping in My Bed-Dru Hill
    I wanna Freak You-Jodeci
    She Don’t Have To Know-John Legend

  • ysoserious

    “Do You Mind If I Stroke You Up” Changing Faces

    So appropriate in both title and artist’s name.

  • crzasallgetout

    @kingstonn
    Have you ever had it straightened/flat ironed?

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    I am srsly crying y’all!

  • DeCori J

    Now thats funny Sandra!!!LmAooooo
    I needed that laugh.. LoL

  • Nika405

    It’s a Booty Call

    MC Breed

  • STAN4FL

    shunda says:

    Jerrica my daughter is in choir now and I had to laugh when she told the director my nana said we sway too much.
    *******************************************
    :rofl: That sounds like my grandmother she walked out of church when the praise dancers did too much booty shaking. We barely got away with Kirk Franklin and John P Kee back in the day.

    @ Civil please go no if’s or but’s :kona: next time you get a church lady pinch on the arm.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTMGtm2hig dcwife1622

    kingstonn says:

    verdine! i want my hair to be just like his. true story.
    _________________________

    Honey Verdine is the stuff.. He been giving these wh)res life. Him and Stringy hair Nick Ashford. They were diva’s in the 70’s. Folks better check background! :D

  • Nika405

    You’re My Little Secret

    Xscape

  • H-Townmama

    Im Ready-Tevin Campbell

  • Nika405

    Nobody Knows

    Babyface

  • ELove

    I TOLD Y’ALL they be doing the “Cross It Up” Dance… Y’all thought I was Lying !!??!! :nono:

    And WHOEVER said “WOLF PUZZY on TOP of His Head” is a DAMN FOOL :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Now why you bought Tevin into this?!?!?!?
    You know he too old for the Bishop!

    :rofl:

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    Im Ready-Tevin Campbell
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    How appropriate in name and artist!

  • H-Townmama

    Pumps and a Bump-MC Hammer
    Back that A** Up-Juvie
    He Cant Love You-Jagged Edge
    In Love With another Man-Jazmine Sullivan

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    @ crz, yes maam but that takes entirely too long & as soon as i wash it, it gets right back curly. :cry: i’ve been trying to convince my hairstylist to perm it but she won’t do it.

    @dcwife, he’s so damn skinny too! lol, the way he’d hop around on stage with them outfits..

  • pointhimout

    @7, ditto. jnicks has been good. very very good. newbirth’s a cult.

  • OutsidetheBox

    In Love With another Man-Jazmine Sullivan

    So you just gonna ruin that song for me.. :/

  • ELove

    Civil (Comment #72) Prodigy :thumbsup:

    “I Give GOOD Love” Baby Face

  • ysoserious

    “I’m Going Down” The Mary J. Blige version

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whats the one from back in the day….?

    #1stLady’sringtone

    “He was in Bill’s arms, breathing hard and French kissing! I was readdddyyyy for Mary, Susan, helen and Jane…but all the time it was Bill that was sleeping with my man..” :whistle:

  • crzasallgetout

    @kingstonn
    I had a girlfriend that has curly hair. I begged her not to perm it because it was so pretty. Don’t do it. :) I wish I could go without a perm. My hair is thick as hell and torture to flat iron. It looks like a wig when it’s nappy.

  • Daisy

    I am so glad my Pastor is big on praise and worship and we have fun and cut up/dance in church all the time. The youth dance ministry did the dougie a few Suns ago while getting their praise on :dance: We still sing hymns as well we have a mixture. Our praise band is the bomb.com they will remix anything into a gospel song :lol:

  • ysoserious

    “I Need Love” LL Cool J

  • H-Townmama

    Sorry OTB
    I LOVE that song…but you already know it fits…
    :whistle: See he aint no dr naw…and we always seem to fight :whistle:

  • ELove

    @OTB
    On Twitter last night…
    ALOT of people STR8 RUINED Songs for ME !!!!! (MF-ing Real) :lol:

  • Krysi J

    “Jesus Christ up in this muthaflugga! Representin and chit!”-Biship Long
    ———————————————————————

    :rofl:

    AND DAMN U CIVIL!!!!! :rofl:

    let me add……….. “SweetThang” the CHAKA KHAN version!!

  • ysoserious

    Ooooooh OTB I know what you’re talking about but the title escapes me…I hate when that happens.

  • H-Townmama

    My Love is the Shhh-Something for the People

  • Phrozen1der

    Akinyele-Put it in ya mouth :rofl:

  • Krysi J

    Tonight – Ready for the world

  • H-Townmama

    Candy Rain-Soul for Real

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Sideline Ho (Monica)
    Does He Love You (Reba McEntire)
    Secret Lovers (Atlantic Starr)

    Trapped In The Closet-Chapter 16 (?) when Rufus called Chuck while they was at church

    Creep by TLC

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTMGtm2hig dcwife1622

    ELove says:

    I TOLD Y’ALL they be doing the “Cross It Up” Dance… Y’all thought I was Lying !!??!!

    And WHOEVER said “WOLF PUZZY on TOP of His Head” is a DAMN FOOL
    ___________________________________

    Wolf Puzzy always reminds me of Ms.Purly on Friday After Next. :rofl:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Daisy says:

    I am so glad my Pastor is big on praise and worship and we have fun and cut up/dance in church all the time.
    _________________

    She does get down on occasion. :yes:

  • H-Townmama

    Last Night-Az Yet

  • OutsidetheBox

    @yso its “Bill” by Peggy Scott-Adams

    :rofl:

    I just googled it.

  • H-Townmama

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Princess
    Trapped in the Closet
    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTMGtm2hig dcwife1622

    Field Mobb

    Eat em Beat up- Let’s switch sides.

  • ysoserious

    Anything by Anita Baker including:

    “Giving You the Best That I Got”
    “Sweet Love”
    “Fairytales”

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Nice and Slow by Usher

  • Daisy

    No Hands is my HOOD JAM at the moment #dontjudgeme

  • OutsidetheBox

    Akinyele-Put it in ya mouth

    :rofl:

    #sodamncrass

  • OutsidetheBox

    Trapped In The Closet-Chapter 16 (?) when Rufus called Chuck while they was at church

    ohhhh mannnnnnnn you called down the *BEL voice* Chapter and verse!!!!

    :rofl:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    True Apology by Rude Boys might have gotten him out of this mess

  • ysoserious

    Speaking Of “Creep”

    Can’t forget Luther’s “Creepin'”

    :whistle:
    Say it for me four times
    (creep, creep, creep, creep)

  • Krysi J

    The Pastor @ our sister church called his concregation a bunch of hating ****s after they questioned where he got the $ from to buy a Benz! It was during the Pastor/First Lady apperation(sp) service too. Some of those mofo’s stood up and clapped & said tell it! I #died!

    ————————————————————————-

    WOooooooW :shocked: :nono:

    :dead: @ H-Town #112

    One Wish – Ray J thats sounds like a song a man would sang to another man…..LMAO

    “you would be my BOOOoooooo”

  • ysoserious

    “It Wasn’t Me” Shaggy :rofl:

  • STAN4FL

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Akinyele-Put it in ya mouth
    ***********************************
    @ OTB u r so wrong :rofl: a taylor swift lookalike at work had that song as a ringtone.

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    *jumps right into somebody’s convo* Kingston…dont cut orperm your hair.

  • ysoserious

    Ray J singing to another man…Nonsense. :coffee:

    :wink:

  • Phrozen1der

    Keyshia Cole- Sent from heaven :whistle:

  • H-Townmama

    :lol: @Krysi
    Did he ever attend New Birth :think:
    You may be on to something :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    Rhianna-Faithful :rofl:

  • ysoserious

    “Thank Heaven for Little (Boys) Girls” Some old dude

  • Daisy

    @Sandra You still go to Raise your Hopes?

  • ysoserious

    “Rude Boy” Rhianna

  • H-Townmama

    All the Things Your Man Won’t Do-Joe
    Brokenhearted-Brandy
    You Know Im No Good-Amy Winehouse
    Diary-Alicia Keys

  • Krysi J

    “Im ah PreacHEEEERRRR (StriPPERrrr) and this is MY LIFE

    MY LIFE

    MY LIFE

    I fondle kidz and my wife

    I

    I

    I
    could
    careless if Im right….

    cross it up and shake

    eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

    till my body aches

    eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

    *BEL proceeds to drop in the pulpit to pick up his tips*

    *Lord forgive me* :praying:

  • H-Townmama

    Dang it Krysi
    :rofl: :dead:

  • pointhimout

    r kelly’s feelin’ on yo booty

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTMGtm2hig dcwife1622

    AMG- **** Control

  • OutsidetheBox

    KRYSIIIIII

    *Bernadine voice* I HATE CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :dead:

    and BURIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • H-Townmama

    Rude Boy made me :hurl: in my mouth just a lil.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whoi thre tips?

    *looks around*

    :rofl:

    Mean? Point?

  • Krysi J

    r kelly’s feelin’ on yo booty :rofl: @ Point!!

    @ OTB….can’t u see him working the crowd like Diamond worked stalking azz Melvin! Poe Churrin… :no:

  • pointhimout

    commodores’ easy like sunday morning

  • ysoserious

    Nooooooooo…Point take that song and that Gravi —>:kona:

  • H-Townmama

    Pony-Ginuwine

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    pointhimout says:

    commodores’ easy like sunday morning
    ________________________________________

    :dead:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    I am gonna miss Bishop. He was getting though.

  • Krysi J

    commodores’ easy like sunday morning
    ——————————————–

    OH GOD… :eek: STOOOooooooop!!!!!! :rofl:

  • ysoserious

    “Keep It On The Hush”

  • H-Townmama

    OMG Point. Why!?!?! Why!?!?!
    :rofl:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Daddys Home Usher

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Jimmy Lee Aretha Franklin

  • ysoserious

    “My First Love” Angela Winbush

  • H-Townmama

    Thats What Its Made For-Usher

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Daddys Home Usher
    ___________________________________
    :rofl:
    too funny. i could say Confessions-Usher, but he’s not Catholic. oh wells.

  • pointhimout

    @165 hahahaha. i wonder what the frat members are saying bout long dong.

  • H-Townmama

    Take You Down-Chris Brown

  • OutsidetheBox

    POINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    :champ: :bowdown: :dead:

  • ELove

    @point (Comment #158 and #164) & HIS F-ing Hilarious Gravi
    :dead: :dead: :dead: AND I’m F-ing GONE !!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    :rofl: :rofl: Ya’ll aint shyt!!!!!!

    :dead: @ Krysi!!! hahahahahahahaaa

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

  • ysoserious

    “Whip Appeal” Babyface

    “Intimate Friends” Eddie Kendricks

    I could do this all night y’all…

  • ysoserious

    “Can’t Hide Love” & “After The Love Has Gone” Earth, Wind & Fire

  • H-Townmama

    Same here @yso
    I like how Civil started it and has disappeared.

    Seduction-Usher

  • pointhimout

    lol. too funny.

  • Phrozen1der

    “Loving you,is easy cause your beautiful,loving you is all I wanna do” “La te da te da” *screams* “Ahahahaaaaaaaaaa” :whistle:

  • ysoserious

    :dead: @ Phrozen

    Why am I imagining your Gravi singing his little heart out. :rofl:

  • H-Townmama

    If Only for One night-Luther
    Between the Sheets-Isley Brothers
    You’re a Big Girl(boy) Now-The stylistics
    Sexual Healing-Marvin Gaye
    Fire and Deisre-Rick James ft Teena Marie
    Distant Lover-Marvin Gaye
    Use Me-Bill Withers

  • texarican mamacita

    why the hell is there a ad banner at the top of this post advertising Under Armor shirts….. :lol:

  • Krysi J

    Between the Sheets-Isley Brothers

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    “after I preach……hey boiIIiii theres no mystery….at leEEAAaast, you know after I PREACh…I wanna keep you HEeeeeRReeee…..

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    ysoserious says:

    @ Phrozen
    Why am I imagining your Gravi singing his little heart out.

    _____________________________________
    :lol:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Character Corner Radio in partnership with Pink Cotton Entertainment presents: FAITH THERAPY: WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE AFTER THE BISHOP LONG *** SCANDAL?

    Date: Thursday, September 30, 2010
    Time: 10:00 PM (EST)
    Place: Blogtalkradio
    Call-in Number: (347) 989-0587

    Whenever there is a church scandal, parishioners are often the forgotten victims. This show is dedicated to those whose faith have been shaken by their Pastor’s fall from grace. Call in to share experiences, give advice and encouragement to those whose faith is in crisis as a result of a church scandal.

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  • ysoserious

    “Bad Romance” Lady Gaga

  • ysoserious

    “When It Hurts So Bad” & “I Used To Love Him” Lauryn Hill

  • VIBABY

    Dress warm…..all y’all going to hell :rofl:

  • ysoserious

    “Til The Cops Come Knocking” Maxwell

  • texarican mamacita

    @VI BABY

    Your gravi just scared the hell out of me… before I realized it was Wesley in drag.

  • H-Townmama

    Congratulations-Vesta

  • H-Townmama

    Tonight( I celebrate my love for you)-Roberta Flack and Peabo Bryson

  • ysoserious

    @ VIBABY

    How you gonna tell us to dress warm to go to hell? Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.

    Unless hell has finally frozen over I think I’m packing my beach wear for that trip. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    @texarican, that is the cutest dog ever! what kind is it?

  • texarican mamacita

    @kingstonn

    She is a French Bulldog. She my little cutie-pie, sittin right next to me right now chewing her little nylabone and snorting like a pig, :lol:

  • texarican mamacita

    @Kingstonn

    by the way, love your hair. I guess that makes me a narcissist (sp?) since it looks just like mine when I wear it curly.

  • SouthernPrincess

    Wolf Puzzy…Akinele…Y’all crazy as hail!
    But I honestly don’t see anything wrong with a live and hyped praise and worship esp if you have a younger congreation.
    I have been to a church that had a 5pm worship service for the youth.
    The praise and worship was crunk. they even did gospel poetry.
    If you can dance all night while sinning you can surely give God the praise through dance.

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSo :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6M0bMkEq_g kingstonn

    :rofl: @ tex.. that’s too adorable. & thanks. everyone’s a narcissist these days, lol.

  • Daisy

    @tex :waves: Long time no chat

    :rofl: at these songs

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    This song is dedicated to Bishop Long and the Plaintiffs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2JYjul13N8&feature=related

  • VIBABY

    @ysoserious :rofl: My bad, I was laughing so hard. I wasnt thinking….you’re right.

  • http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

    Y’all are a ham!!! :rofl:

    I’m all for praise and worship and reaching the youth but some cross the line… I remember when the praise dancers at my old church came down in some tight jeans and fitted shirts dancing down the aisles like they were at a party, my pastor stopped them mid dance and sent them back. When praise dancing turns into club dancing imo that’s crossing the line. You can glorify God without shaking your behind and showing the world what you got. God is supposed to be revered and in an effort to reach the kids some people are getting too comfortable. Teach these young folks respect and start with respecting the house of the Lord!! I may be old school but I HATE hearing rap/club songs remixed with gospel (all you’re doing is changing a couple lines the song itself is still a contradiction to what you’re singing) and I love praise dancing but there’s a difference between praise dancing and club dancing. I went to a wedding once and if you were looking through the windows you woulda thought you were watching people get down at a regular party except they were doing it to gospel… were supposed to be in the world, not of the world and you should be able to tell a Christian apart from the rest and if the music was turned off in a lot of these churches/so called Christian events you wouldn’t be able too :shrugs: jmo though

  • ELove

    ^^^
    I TOTALLY AGREE with You (Real…)

    Here’s a song from Commissioned right around the time they were becoming TRULY Big-Time & It’s STILL one of my ALL-TIME Favorites by them… Fred was Just AMAZING on this song :yes:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbH4LzhyKdk

  • CivilEngineer

    Shame on y’all :rofl:

    no wonder I left

    :rofl:

  • DeCori J

    I can’t stop watching this video….LoL

  • texarican mamacita

    @Daisy

    :waves: right back at ya’ Daisy

    Hey, I remember I while back you said something about working for a non-profit. Well, after my internship with our Congressman I wanted to work in politics/government but the schedule for those types of jobs were sooo not compatible with my kiddos so I ended up working for a non-profit.

    It’s funny because when I first heard about the position I thought about you mentioning something like there on here. Are you done with school? I graduated this summer.

  • http://iwriteitright.blogspot.com/ whatnow

    I’ve been doing the Cross It Up since yesterday and my shoulders are sore. That church band was blazin’! I’m a good old United Methodist but I can appreciate a good time.

  • CFREE

    @POST #55

    WHISPER SONG~Ying Yang Twins

    :whistle:wait til u see my d*ck… :lol:

  • iyonah

    Good morning .. :cosign: @ I am going straight to hell not even gonna collect my 200 . I found this funny as chit!! I did too — #dontjudgeme – I am at my desk in tears. Disclaimer:No offense to anyone that goes to New Birth – get ya praise on if that’s how you do it.

  • iyonah

    In all seriousness I believe the allegations are true and I fear for any other young impressionable young men who have not come forth and I have prayed on the whole scenario. This entire ordeal proven guilty or not is damaging to the community.

    But I’m still :rofl: every time he drop the mic. I can’t stop watching this … :(

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    It’s Rainin Men, Hallelujah – Weather Girls

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    Dammit! I missed this one…………………………Fuq it
    Stronger Than Pride – Sade
    Say Yes – Floetry

  • http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

    I’m coming out – Diana Ross

    (Sorry)

  • aqtpie

    :rofl:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    Just Like Daddy – Tupac

  • Lemondrop

    I’m callin ya daddy (daddy) Can you be my daddy (daddy) I need a daddy (daddy) Won’t you be my daddy (daddy) Come and make it rain down on me

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    I’m Goin Down – Mary J Blige

  • bama_n_jersey

    Yall are a mess. I am :rofl: so hard at all of these songs. Straight Comedians

  • BROWNSUGAPOET

    “Put A Hump In Ya Back and Lift Ya Rump”

  • bama_n_jersey

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:
    “Put A Hump In Ya Back and Lift Ya Rump”

    ———————————————————————
    :rofl: Made me spit out my Cranwater and errthang. Dang you Brown.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’m coming out – Diana Ross

    :rofl:

    “Put A Hump In Ya Back and Lift Ya Rump”

    :rofl:

    GOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGG