The Durrty Boyz: Bishop Eddie Long – No Hands

The inevitable video spoofs of Bishop Eddie Long’s unconventional preaching style continues with this offering from Hot 107.9′s The Durrty Boyz.

As legend would have it, The Durrty Boyz snuck into Long’s New Birth Missionary Church one day and filmed these high spirited scenes of Long ministering to the youth in his church (mostly boys and young men).

Once again: if you are a current member of New Birth, you might not want to watch this video. It may contain scenes of an offensive nature.



 


230 Responses to “The Durrty Boyz: Bishop Eddie Long – No Hands”

  1. 1
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    :rofl:

    Stop it Sandra… just leave it be. Leave it be.

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  3. 3
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Sandra Sandra Sandra!

  4. 4
    kingstonn says:

    :rofl:
    I actually like that song.

  5. 5
    Str8Cpt says:

    WTF is he wearing…I’m to distracted by his dress with slacks :no:

  6. 6
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

    THIS JUST LOOK LIKE SOME GHETTO CHIT!

  7. 7
    TruGemini says:

    Oh…not as funny as I thought it was gonna be :/

  8. 8
    Redeemed777 says:

    That building needs to be destroyed, because of it’s dedication to satanic energy. Just look at that new birth logo hanging from the top there. very satanic.

  9. 9
    Str8Cpt says:

    And a sleeveless one too! I’m done…….

  10. 10
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    :rolleyes:

  11. 11
    MissHarlem says:

    I am going straight to hell not even gonna collect my 200 :rofl:
    I found this funny as chit!!

  12. 12
    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    “Where my young people? Where my lil shorty? Where my lil sporty? WHERE DEY AT? WHERE DEY AT? WHERE DEY AT?”-Bishop Long

    :rofl:

  13. 13
    T.Y'z Cha Cha says:

    when will we be done talking about this coward and that wolf puzzy on top of his head..I cant give any more energy on this!

  14. 14
    MissHarlem says:

    “Where my young people? Where my lil shorty? Where my lil sporty? WHERE DEY AT? WHERE DEY AT? WHERE DEY AT?”-Bishop Long

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Thats what had me :dead:

  15. 15
    kingstonn says:

    :dead: @ ‘wolf puzzy’

  16. 16
    Jerrica says:

    I seen this the other day. I thought this was too funny, then yesterday I caught myself doing this damn dance. This is going to be a hit in the clubs! :rofl:

  17. 17
    ATL_Reese says:

    What we really need to be doing, is PRAYING for those lost souls that follow these “false prophets”…. You can clearly see that these individuals put their faith in a MAN..

  18. 18
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Im waitin for them to do this on SouthPark

  19. 19
    MissHarlem says:

    What is gonna get me even more upset is that I will catch my azz doin this dance I just know it

  20. 20
    TooFlyy says:

    @ Str8Cpt: he is wearing a pastor’s jacket. Most preachers wear them while preaching if they do not have a on a suit jacket. I actually like the dance. I just pray yall continue to cover Bishop Long during this time. It is not our place to judge him. The truth will come out whether he did it or not. this is an attack on the Church as whole and not just Bishop Eddie Long. It could be you…sleeping with the pastor, etc. Be careful about who you put your mouth on. With all that being said…God bless.

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    Str8Cpt says:

    @ Str8Cpt: he is wearing a pastor’s jacket. Most preachers wear them while preaching if they do not have a on a suit jacket. I actually like the dance. I just pray yall continue to cover Bishop Long during this time. It is not our place to judge him. The truth will come out whether he did it or not. this is an attack on the Church as whole and not just Bishop Eddie Long. It could be you…sleeping with the pastor, etc. Be careful about who you put your mouth on. With all that being said…God bless.
    ____________________________________________________________

    What is a Pastor’s Jacket? If you wear one and your aren’t a Pastor, is it a sin? Will I instantly vaporize if I put one on? So many questions….. :think:

  23. 23
    MissGauzzz says:

    @TooFlyy… Be careful about who you put your mouth on.

    I tell my husband this all the time! Love him ta’ death but he always talks smack about certain situations… I told him he betta shut it up cuz we have four kids…they may be grown but we don’t know what kinda phuckery they might do and have us lookin’ clown crazy! Plus I got too much of my own shyt I need to get straight.

  24. 24
    Smokie says:

    I don’t think this is an attack on the church. This is an attack on the EVIL in the church. The evil needs to come to light so it can be removed. To me, this is GOD removing the veil and giving the congreation an opportunity to OPEN THEIR EYES and drive the devil (Eddie Long and company) out of the church. This is an attack on THE DEVIL.

    (I like the video, too.)

  25. 25
    kingstonn says:

    Str8Cpt says:

    What is a Pastor’s Jacket? If you wear one and your aren’t a Pastor, is it a sin? Will I instantly vaporize if I put one on? So many questions…..
    ____________________________________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  26. 26
    Val says:

    DARN- I GOTTA WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME TO WATCH THE VIDEO :rolleyes:

  27. 27
    MissHarlem says:

    I never gave a clear comment on this subject but the only thing I will say is that as a church member no matter what church you attend it is also your responsibilty to be a Christian and speak out against things that is not befitting of the community and most importantly the HOUSE OF GOD!!!! Know why you are going to church and that you are there to hear the word not everything else that is going on the min you cross that line you are no longer going to church for the purpose of what is intended.

    Now that’s said back to :rofl:

  28. 28
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

  29. 29
    ysoserious says:

    It couldn’t be me in this case; I’m not an impressionable 14 year old boy. :coffee:

  30. 30
    Lizzyb says:

    Ok…being raised in the baptist church,having seen many many preachers and interesting styles they have, is this real? Are they doing that dance in church? In the pulpit? Do they do that when collection is going on? Is this real or did they cut this from existing footage I guess I am trying to say. I know the music is not part of the church service but the crossing of hands..
    I am trying to not judge.. :/

  31. 31

    Bwwwaahahahahaha….. :rofl:

    J Nicks is so waaaccckkk…. #thatisall

  32. 32
    BigCityGirl says:

    They have been showing this “Cross It Up” video all over the net.New Birth is now under the microscope! I’m not a BIG fan..but maybe thats what you need to reach the young shorties….LOL.

  33. 33
    HoneyDropp says:

    TOO Dayum funny!!!

  34. 34
    Mamacita says:

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

    :dead:

    The so crunk it don’t make no sense! No need for the club on Sat!

  35. 35
    H-Townmama says:

    Wolf puzzy????
    :rofl: :rofl:

  36. 36
    CivilEngineer says:

    I’ve never seen so many people jiggin at the same time…

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    kingstonn says:

    Mamacita says:

    The so crunk it don’t make no sense! No need for the club on Sat!
    __________________________________________
    :rofl:
    They serious about their worship, lol.

  38. 38
    CFREE says:

    :cheer: teamDURTYBOYZ, I LUV E.T & J NICKS THEY STOOPID AS H3LL ON THE RADIO

    CLUB NEW BIRTH? THEY KRUNK AS H3LLZ UP IN THERE, WHERE THEY DO THAT AT? WOW :shocked:

  39. 39
    HoneyDropp says:

    Lizzyb says:

    Ok…being raised in the baptist church,having seen many many preachers and interesting styles they have, is this real? Are they doing that dance in church? In the pulpit? Do they do that when collection is going on? Is this real or did they cut this from existing footage I guess I am trying to say. I know the music is not part of the church service but the crossing of hands..
    I am trying to not judge..
    ***********************************
    They do that forreal. I visited a church very similiar. They was getting up as they went to give offering, and the past wife was on the mic talking bout sum “Yeah sister Patterson, get it up, tell them yo testimony! wave ya hands!” The preacher’s wife had on thigh high boots… I was like :blink:
    They try to reach out to the youngsters. Paster was Coogie down!

  40. 40
    OutsidetheBox says:

    *sips tea*

    Sooooo much good chit going come outta that Church after this. :rofl:

  41. 41
    shunda says:

    My mama has a fit when the choir dances. She is old school Southern Baptist. She would fall out if she saw this video. I want to know what is a pastor jacket also. I have been in many churches and never seen one.

  42. 42
    MissHarlem says:

    @ CIVIL how I knew you would say something about them jiggin :lol:

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    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @MAMACITA
    “They so crunk it don’t make no sense! No need for the club on Sat!”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    “Jesus Christ up in this muthaflugga! Representin and chit!”-Biship Long

  44. 44
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    MissHarlem says:

    I am going straight to hell not even gonna collect my 200
    I found this funny as chit!!

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    If anyone was/is looking for me, I done caught a ride with Miss H.

  45. 45
    CivilEngineer says:

    MissHarlem says:

    @ CIVIL how I knew you would say something about them jiggin

    ———————————–

    :lol: they were going hard :danban1: <– looked like that

    gon jigg then, gon jigg then

  46. 46
    BigCityGirl says:

    @ Man

    LMAO!!!!

  47. 47
    PAHairston says:

    Hello All. I find many black churches taking this ‘different, hip/hop’ religious approach. My sister attended a church in Florida and they were doing the electric slide! They think bringing this type of worship into the church will attract younguns. Eddie Longggggggggggggggggg knows just how to do this and well, especially gay black males! As for dating a pastor, I’ve had my share of men in my life but never, ever a man of the cloth. Personally, I don’t play with God like that. Peace.

  48. 48
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @Compton, if you find someone to answer that question can you please ask them….

    1. Does New Birth have staggered seating prices like most rap concerts?
    2. So then what does a boshop’s jacket look like?
    3. Is the ninja in the grey suit “security”?
    4. Why was old girl shaking her tig ol bitties, she aint figured out that she ain’t his type?

  49. 49
    Sandra Rose says:

    shunda says:

    My mama has a fit when the choir dances. She is old school Southern Baptist. She would fall out if she saw this video.
    ___________________

    LOL! :rofl: Did you see that one church lady wearing the big hat at the 2:52 mark refusing to dance? :D

  50. 50
    Phrozen1der says:

    WOLF PUZZY tho?!?! :rofl: Vaporizing from touching the hem of the Bishops garment :dead:

  51. 51
    H-Townmama says:

    They are so wrong for this! LOL.
    Cross it up!!!!!

  52. 52
    crzasallgetout says:

    @civil
    That’s the jigg? You know I am always months behind with the “in” dances lol

  53. 53
    Lesb-honest says:

    :dead: @ Wolf puzzy
    # :rofl: @ song
    # :blunt: *flukked up secreteley or how eva u spell it* lmao literali

  54. 54
    lakercrazy says:

    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    dam u sandra dam u im going to hell i kinda want to do the dance this chit right here :rofl: and long getting aint he leg in the air and crunk like a motha

  55. 55
    CivilEngineer says:

    #bishopeddielongringtones

    “Seems Like You’re Ready”
    “Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number”
    my personal favorite “Teenage Love Affair”

  56. 56
    kingstonn says:

    i really wouldn’t be surprised if people were dougie-ing, flexing, or doing the stanky leg up in there. :yawn: but i really do like that song cause Wale’s in it. :grin:

  57. 57
    CivilEngineer says:

    :rofl: @crazy…not exactly but it looks real similar to that especially since the congregation was going so…hard

  58. 58
    lakercrazy says:

    but do yall realize he got them all crunk so they can drop some money in the basket dam him :rofl:

  59. 59
    TooFlyy says:

    @ Smokie…i feel its an attack all around. there is so much foolishness going on in the church..it needs to be brought to a head! we all do foolish things, but some things are out of line..God is exposing people and so is the Devil. lol Im just saying. Im just gonna stay prayed up and pray i dont fall.

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    H-Townmama says:

    @Civil
    don’t forget
    “Keep It on the Downlow”

  61. 61
    lakercrazy says:

    @civil “my mind is telling me no but my body my booody is telling me yeeesssss”!!!

  62. 62
    Phrozen1der says:

    LOL @Civil and last nights #TT

  63. 63
    Jerrica says:

    shunda says:
    My mama has a fit when the choir dances. She is old school Southern Baptist. She would fall out if she saw this video
    ***************************************************************
    :rofl: She sounds like my grandpa, he’s the pastor, don’t let them shout to long and don’t let them play the music too loud, his will have a fit. The drummer gets pissed! All I do is sit and laugh.

  64. 64
    ysoserious says:

    Xscape’s “You’re My Little Secret”…

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    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @CIVIL
    “#bishopeddielongringtones

    “Seems Like You’re Ready”
    “Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number”
    my personal favorite “Teenage Love Affair”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    “The Boy is Mine”-Brandy/M :chickenhead: NICA
    “Use Me” -Bill Withers

  66. 66
    CivilEngineer says:

    Boys Boys Boys
    -Gaga

  67. 67
    CivilEngineer says:

    Daddy
    -Beyonce

  68. 68
    CivilEngineer says:

    Get Low
    -Lil John

  69. 69
    H-Townmama says:

    Players anthem-UGK

  70. 70
    ysoserious says:

    Diggin in the crates now…

    “If Loving You is Wrong (I Don’t Wanna Be Right)”

  71. 71
    CivilEngineer says:

    Slob on my Knob
    - 3-6 Mafia

  72. 72
    CivilEngineer says:

    Smack My Bish Up
    -Unknown

  73. 73
    H-Townmama says:

    As We Lay-Shirley Murdock

  74. 74
    shunda says:

    Auntie yep. Lol that is exactly how my mama would be. She could not stand Kirk Franklin. We did stomp in choir and she got mad and was like all of y’all going to hell lol

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :no:

    *cries*

    Y’all aint right….

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    Sandra Rose says:

    lakercrazy says:

    but do yall realize he got them all crunk so they can drop some money in the basket dam him :rofl:
    ____________________

    I saw that too. :rofl:

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    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @CIVIL
    “Slob on my Knob
    - 3-6 Mafia
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    As we Lay?????????????????????

    *DIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

    :dead:

    I’m done with this post. Forget y’all!

  79. 79
    H-Townmama says:

    If I was your Girlfriend-Prince

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    Jerrica says:

    Shunda:
    Auntie yep. Lol that is exactly how my mama would be. She could not stand Kirk Franklin. We did stomp in choir and she got mad and was like all of y’all going to hell lol
    ******************************************************
    :rofl: My grandpa removed me as the youth choir director because he didn’t like that we started singing this generation’s gospel.

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    CivilEngineer says:

    Falsetto
    -Teddy Ruxpin

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    Krysi J says:

    Its funny I’ve seen the same type of stuff go on in a local church….that was my first and last visit….I do not wish to leave one club and return to another one on Sunday?? :blink: Not saying there is anything against getting young people’s attention….but my grandmother’s church wasn’t like this…and I just cant get wit it…I do enough cursing, and dead wrong shyt on my own, if Im ready to get clensed…how could I get sinful stuff outta my system going to church to do this? :coffee: (just my opinion…don’t put me on the NEWBIRTH hit list)

  83. 83
    CivilEngineer says:

    Gettin Some Head
    -Shawnna

  84. 84
    OutsidetheBox says:

    The Dream?????????????????

    Civil you being bad cause its your bday week.

    #continue

    :rofl:

  85. 85
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl:

    I was gettin some head gettin gettin some head :rofl:

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    shunda says:

    Jerrica my daughter is in choir now and I had to laugh when she told the director my nana said we sway too much.

  87. 87
    H-Townmama says:

    P.Y.T-Michael Jackson

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    ysoserious says:

    :whistle:

    It’s mooorniiing and the sunlight shines across your sleeping faaace…

    A new-eweeew day (brings reality and we must go our) Separate waaayaaayaayaaays yeah…

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    dcwife1622 says:

    I’m so tired of these Eddie Long post… :yawn:

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    CivilEngineer says:

    :lol: @OTB…indeed! I have a “get out of jail free card” this week

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    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    :rofl:

    at DC WIFE GRAVIE!

  92. 92
    CivilEngineer says:

    :rofl: @dc’s gravi

    Feenin’
    -Jodeci

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    Jerrica says:

    Shunda, Your mom sounds just like my grandpa. We can’t sway either. Our church is more old people than anything, so we can’t do nothing! Lol

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    crzasallgetout says:

    :shocked:

  95. 95
    Jerrica says:

    El Debarge

    Love you down

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    kingstonn says:

    verdine! i want my hair to be just like his. true story.

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    Nika405 says:

    Did anyone else expect to see Eddie Longstroke to start making it rain?

    The Pastor @ our sister church called his concregation a bunch of hating ****s after they questioned where he got the $ from to buy a Benz! It was during the Pastor/First Lady apperation(sp) service too. Some of those mofo’s stood up and clapped & said tell it! I #died!

  98. 98
    H-Townmama says:

    Somebody Sleeping in My Bed-Dru Hill
    I wanna Freak You-Jodeci
    She Don’t Have To Know-John Legend

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    ysoserious says:

    “Do You Mind If I Stroke You Up” Changing Faces

    So appropriate in both title and artist’s name.

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    crzasallgetout says:

    @kingstonn
    Have you ever had it straightened/flat ironed?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl:

    I am srsly crying y’all!

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    DeCori J says:

    Now thats funny Sandra!!!LmAooooo
    I needed that laugh.. LoL

  103. 103
    Nika405 says:

    It’s a Booty Call

    MC Breed

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    STAN4FL says:

    shunda says:

    Jerrica my daughter is in choir now and I had to laugh when she told the director my nana said we sway too much.
    *******************************************
    :rofl: That sounds like my grandmother she walked out of church when the praise dancers did too much booty shaking. We barely got away with Kirk Franklin and John P Kee back in the day.

    @ Civil please go no if’s or but’s :kona: next time you get a church lady pinch on the arm.

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    dcwife1622 says:

    kingstonn says:

    verdine! i want my hair to be just like his. true story.
    _________________________

    Honey Verdine is the stuff.. He been giving these wh)res life. Him and Stringy hair Nick Ashford. They were diva’s in the 70′s. Folks better check background! :D

  106. 106
    Nika405 says:

    You’re My Little Secret

    Xscape

  107. 107
    H-Townmama says:

    Im Ready-Tevin Campbell

  108. 108
    Nika405 says:

    Nobody Knows

    Babyface

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    ELove says:

    I TOLD Y’ALL they be doing the “Cross It Up” Dance… Y’all thought I was Lying !!??!! :nono:

    And WHOEVER said “WOLF PUZZY on TOP of His Head” is a DAMN FOOL :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Now why you bought Tevin into this?!?!?!?
    You know he too old for the Bishop!

    :rofl:

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    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Im Ready-Tevin Campbell
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    How appropriate in name and artist!

  112. 112
    H-Townmama says:

    Pumps and a Bump-MC Hammer
    Back that A** Up-Juvie
    He Cant Love You-Jagged Edge
    In Love With another Man-Jazmine Sullivan

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    kingstonn says:

    @ crz, yes maam but that takes entirely too long & as soon as i wash it, it gets right back curly. :cry: i’ve been trying to convince my hairstylist to perm it but she won’t do it.

    @dcwife, he’s so damn skinny too! lol, the way he’d hop around on stage with them outfits..

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    pointhimout says:

    @7, ditto. jnicks has been good. very very good. newbirth’s a cult.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    In Love With another Man-Jazmine Sullivan

    So you just gonna ruin that song for me.. :/

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    ELove says:

    Civil (Comment #72) Prodigy :thumbsup:

    “I Give GOOD Love” Baby Face

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    ysoserious says:

    “I’m Going Down” The Mary J. Blige version

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Whats the one from back in the day….?

    #1stLady’sringtone

    “He was in Bill’s arms, breathing hard and French kissing! I was readdddyyyy for Mary, Susan, helen and Jane…but all the time it was Bill that was sleeping with my man..” :whistle:

  119. 119
    crzasallgetout says:

    @kingstonn
    I had a girlfriend that has curly hair. I begged her not to perm it because it was so pretty. Don’t do it. :) I wish I could go without a perm. My hair is thick as hell and torture to flat iron. It looks like a wig when it’s nappy.

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    Daisy says:

    I am so glad my Pastor is big on praise and worship and we have fun and cut up/dance in church all the time. The youth dance ministry did the dougie a few Suns ago while getting their praise on :dance: We still sing hymns as well we have a mixture. Our praise band is the bomb.com they will remix anything into a gospel song :lol:

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    ysoserious says:

    “I Need Love” LL Cool J

  122. 122
    H-Townmama says:

    Sorry OTB
    I LOVE that song…but you already know it fits…
    :whistle: See he aint no dr naw…and we always seem to fight :whistle:

  123. 123
    ELove says:

    @OTB
    On Twitter last night…
    ALOT of people STR8 RUINED Songs for ME !!!!! (MF-ing Real) :lol:

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    Krysi J says:

    “Jesus Christ up in this muthaflugga! Representin and chit!”-Biship Long
    ———————————————————————

    :rofl:

    AND DAMN U CIVIL!!!!! :rofl:

    let me add……….. “SweetThang” the CHAKA KHAN version!!

  125. 125
    ysoserious says:

    Ooooooh OTB I know what you’re talking about but the title escapes me…I hate when that happens.

  126. 126
    H-Townmama says:

    My Love is the Shhh-Something for the People

  127. 127
    Phrozen1der says:

    Akinyele-Put it in ya mouth :rofl:

  128. 128
    Krysi J says:

    Tonight – Ready for the world

  129. 129
    H-Townmama says:

    Candy Rain-Soul for Real

  130. 130
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Sideline Ho (Monica)
    Does He Love You (Reba McEntire)
    Secret Lovers (Atlantic Starr)

    Trapped In The Closet-Chapter 16 (?) when Rufus called Chuck while they was at church

    Creep by TLC

  131. 131
    dcwife1622 says:

    ELove says:

    I TOLD Y’ALL they be doing the “Cross It Up” Dance… Y’all thought I was Lying !!??!!

    And WHOEVER said “WOLF PUZZY on TOP of His Head” is a DAMN FOOL
    ___________________________________

    Wolf Puzzy always reminds me of Ms.Purly on Friday After Next. :rofl:

  132. 132
    Sandra Rose says:

    Daisy says:

    I am so glad my Pastor is big on praise and worship and we have fun and cut up/dance in church all the time.
    _________________

    She does get down on occasion. :yes:

  133. 133
    H-Townmama says:

    Last Night-Az Yet

  134. 134
    OutsidetheBox says:

    @yso its “Bill” by Peggy Scott-Adams

    :rofl:

    I just googled it.

  135. 135
    H-Townmama says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Princess
    Trapped in the Closet
    :dead:

  136. 136
    dcwife1622 says:

    Field Mobb

    Eat em Beat up- Let’s switch sides.

  137. 137
    ysoserious says:

    Anything by Anita Baker including:

    “Giving You the Best That I Got”
    “Sweet Love”
    “Fairytales”

  138. 138
    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Nice and Slow by Usher

  139. 139
    Daisy says:

    No Hands is my HOOD JAM at the moment #dontjudgeme

  140. 140
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Akinyele-Put it in ya mouth

    :rofl:

    #sodamncrass

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Trapped In The Closet-Chapter 16 (?) when Rufus called Chuck while they was at church

    ohhhh mannnnnnnn you called down the *BEL voice* Chapter and verse!!!!

    :rofl:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    True Apology by Rude Boys might have gotten him out of this mess

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    ysoserious says:

    Speaking Of “Creep”

    Can’t forget Luther’s “Creepin’”

    :whistle:
    Say it for me four times
    (creep, creep, creep, creep)

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    Krysi J says:

    The Pastor @ our sister church called his concregation a bunch of hating ****s after they questioned where he got the $ from to buy a Benz! It was during the Pastor/First Lady apperation(sp) service too. Some of those mofo’s stood up and clapped & said tell it! I #died!

    ————————————————————————-

    WOooooooW :shocked: :nono:

    :dead: @ H-Town #112

    One Wish – Ray J thats sounds like a song a man would sang to another man…..LMAO

    “you would be my BOOOoooooo”

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    ysoserious says:

    “It Wasn’t Me” Shaggy :rofl:

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    STAN4FL says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Akinyele-Put it in ya mouth
    ***********************************
    @ OTB u r so wrong :rofl: a taylor swift lookalike at work had that song as a ringtone.

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    *jumps right into somebody’s convo* Kingston…dont cut orperm your hair.

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    ysoserious says:

    Ray J singing to another man…Nonsense. :coffee:

    :wink:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Keyshia Cole- Sent from heaven :whistle:

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    H-Townmama says:

    :lol: @Krysi
    Did he ever attend New Birth :think:
    You may be on to something :yes:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Rhianna-Faithful :rofl:

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    ysoserious says:

    “Thank Heaven for Little (Boys) Girls” Some old dude

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    Daisy says:

    @Sandra You still go to Raise your Hopes?

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    ysoserious says:

    “Rude Boy” Rhianna

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    H-Townmama says:

    All the Things Your Man Won’t Do-Joe
    Brokenhearted-Brandy
    You Know Im No Good-Amy Winehouse
    Diary-Alicia Keys

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    Krysi J says:

    “Im ah PreacHEEEERRRR (StriPPERrrr) and this is MY LIFE

    MY LIFE

    MY LIFE

    I fondle kidz and my wife

    I

    I

    I
    could
    careless if Im right….

    cross it up and shake

    eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

    till my body aches

    eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

    *BEL proceeds to drop in the pulpit to pick up his tips*

    *Lord forgive me* :praying:

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    H-Townmama says:

    Dang it Krysi
    :rofl: :dead:

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    pointhimout says:

    r kelly’s feelin’ on yo booty

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    dcwife1622 says:

    AMG- **** Control

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    KRYSIIIIII

    *Bernadine voice* I HATE CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :dead:

    and BURIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    H-Townmama says:

    Rude Boy made me :hurl: in my mouth just a lil.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Whoi thre tips?

    *looks around*

    :rofl:

    Mean? Point?

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    Krysi J says:

    r kelly’s feelin’ on yo booty :rofl: @ Point!!

    @ OTB….can’t u see him working the crowd like Diamond worked stalking azz Melvin! Poe Churrin… :no:

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    pointhimout says:

    commodores’ easy like sunday morning

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    ysoserious says:

    Nooooooooo…Point take that song and that Gravi —>:kona:

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    H-Townmama says:

    Pony-Ginuwine

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    kingstonn says:

    pointhimout says:

    commodores’ easy like sunday morning
    ________________________________________

    :dead:

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    attorneymom says:

    I am gonna miss Bishop. He was getting though.

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    Krysi J says:

    commodores’ easy like sunday morning
    ——————————————–

    OH GOD… :eek: STOOOooooooop!!!!!! :rofl:

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    ysoserious says:

    “Keep It On The Hush”

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    H-Townmama says:

    OMG Point. Why!?!?! Why!?!?!
    :rofl:

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Daddys Home Usher

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Jimmy Lee Aretha Franklin

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    ysoserious says:

    “My First Love” Angela Winbush

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    H-Townmama says:

    Thats What Its Made For-Usher

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    kingstonn says:

    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    Daddys Home Usher
    ___________________________________
    :rofl:
    too funny. i could say Confessions-Usher, but he’s not Catholic. oh wells.

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    pointhimout says:

    @165 hahahaha. i wonder what the frat members are saying bout long dong.

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    H-Townmama says:

    Take You Down-Chris Brown

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    POINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    :champ: :bowdown: :dead:

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    ELove says:

    @point (Comment #158 and #164) & HIS F-ing Hilarious Gravi
    :dead: :dead: :dead: AND I’m F-ing GONE !!!!!

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    :rofl: :rofl: Ya’ll aint shyt!!!!!!

    :dead: @ Krysi!!! hahahahahahahaaa

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl:

    :rofl:

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    ysoserious says:

    “Whip Appeal” Babyface

    “Intimate Friends” Eddie Kendricks

    I could do this all night y’all…

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    ysoserious says:

    “Can’t Hide Love” & “After The Love Has Gone” Earth, Wind & Fire

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    H-Townmama says:

    Same here @yso
    I like how Civil started it and has disappeared.

    Seduction-Usher

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    pointhimout says:

    lol. too funny.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    “Loving you,is easy cause your beautiful,loving you is all I wanna do” “La te da te da” *screams* “Ahahahaaaaaaaaaa” :whistle:

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    ysoserious says:

    :dead: @ Phrozen

    Why am I imagining your Gravi singing his little heart out. :rofl:

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    H-Townmama says:

    If Only for One night-Luther
    Between the Sheets-Isley Brothers
    You’re a Big Girl(boy) Now-The stylistics
    Sexual Healing-Marvin Gaye
    Fire and Deisre-Rick James ft Teena Marie
    Distant Lover-Marvin Gaye
    Use Me-Bill Withers

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    texarican mamacita says:

    why the hell is there a ad banner at the top of this post advertising Under Armor shirts….. :lol:

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    Krysi J says:

    Between the Sheets-Isley Brothers

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    “after I preach……hey boiIIiii theres no mystery….at leEEAAaast, you know after I PREACh…I wanna keep you HEeeeeRReeee…..

    :rofl:

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    kingstonn says:

    ysoserious says:

    @ Phrozen
    Why am I imagining your Gravi singing his little heart out.

    _____________________________________
    :lol:

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    attorneymom says:

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    ysoserious says:

    “Bad Romance” Lady Gaga

  195. 195
    ysoserious says:

    “When It Hurts So Bad” & “I Used To Love Him” Lauryn Hill

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    VIBABY says:

    Dress warm…..all y’all going to hell :rofl:

  197. 197
    ysoserious says:

    “Til The Cops Come Knocking” Maxwell

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    texarican mamacita says:

    @VI BABY

    Your gravi just scared the hell out of me… before I realized it was Wesley in drag.

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    H-Townmama says:

    Congratulations-Vesta

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    H-Townmama says:

    Tonight( I celebrate my love for you)-Roberta Flack and Peabo Bryson

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    ysoserious says:

    @ VIBABY

    How you gonna tell us to dress warm to go to hell? Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.

    Unless hell has finally frozen over I think I’m packing my beach wear for that trip. :lol:

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    kingstonn says:

    @texarican, that is the cutest dog ever! what kind is it?

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    texarican mamacita says:

    @kingstonn

    She is a French Bulldog. She my little cutie-pie, sittin right next to me right now chewing her little nylabone and snorting like a pig, :lol:

  204. 204
    texarican mamacita says:

    @Kingstonn

    by the way, love your hair. I guess that makes me a narcissist (sp?) since it looks just like mine when I wear it curly.

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    SouthernPrincess says:

    Wolf Puzzy…Akinele…Y’all crazy as hail!
    But I honestly don’t see anything wrong with a live and hyped praise and worship esp if you have a younger congreation.
    I have been to a church that had a 5pm worship service for the youth.
    The praise and worship was crunk. they even did gospel poetry.
    If you can dance all night while sinning you can surely give God the praise through dance.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @YSo :rofl:

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    kingstonn says:

    :rofl: @ tex.. that’s too adorable. & thanks. everyone’s a narcissist these days, lol.

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    Daisy says:

    @tex :waves: Long time no chat

    :rofl: at these songs

  209. 209
    attorneymom says:

    This song is dedicated to Bishop Long and the Plaintiffs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2JYjul13N8&feature=related

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    VIBABY says:

    @ysoserious :rofl: My bad, I was laughing so hard. I wasnt thinking….you’re right.

  211. 211

    Y’all are a ham!!! :rofl:

    I’m all for praise and worship and reaching the youth but some cross the line… I remember when the praise dancers at my old church came down in some tight jeans and fitted shirts dancing down the aisles like they were at a party, my pastor stopped them mid dance and sent them back. When praise dancing turns into club dancing imo that’s crossing the line. You can glorify God without shaking your behind and showing the world what you got. God is supposed to be revered and in an effort to reach the kids some people are getting too comfortable. Teach these young folks respect and start with respecting the house of the Lord!! I may be old school but I HATE hearing rap/club songs remixed with gospel (all you’re doing is changing a couple lines the song itself is still a contradiction to what you’re singing) and I love praise dancing but there’s a difference between praise dancing and club dancing. I went to a wedding once and if you were looking through the windows you woulda thought you were watching people get down at a regular party except they were doing it to gospel… were supposed to be in the world, not of the world and you should be able to tell a Christian apart from the rest and if the music was turned off in a lot of these churches/so called Christian events you wouldn’t be able too :shrugs: jmo though

  212. 212
    ELove says:

    ^^^
    I TOTALLY AGREE with You (Real…)

    Here’s a song from Commissioned right around the time they were becoming TRULY Big-Time & It’s STILL one of my ALL-TIME Favorites by them… Fred was Just AMAZING on this song :yes:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbH4LzhyKdk

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    CivilEngineer says:

    Shame on y’all :rofl:

    no wonder I left

    :rofl:

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    DeCori J says:

    I can’t stop watching this video….LoL

  215. 215
    texarican mamacita says:

    @Daisy

    :waves: right back at ya’ Daisy

    Hey, I remember I while back you said something about working for a non-profit. Well, after my internship with our Congressman I wanted to work in politics/government but the schedule for those types of jobs were sooo not compatible with my kiddos so I ended up working for a non-profit.

    It’s funny because when I first heard about the position I thought about you mentioning something like there on here. Are you done with school? I graduated this summer.

  216. 216
    whatnow says:

    I’ve been doing the Cross It Up since yesterday and my shoulders are sore. That church band was blazin’! I’m a good old United Methodist but I can appreciate a good time.

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    CFREE says:

    @POST #55

    WHISPER SONG~Ying Yang Twins

    :whistle: wait til u see my d*ck… :lol:

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    iyonah says:

    Good morning .. :cosign: @ I am going straight to hell not even gonna collect my 200 . I found this funny as chit!! I did too — #dontjudgeme – I am at my desk in tears. Disclaimer:No offense to anyone that goes to New Birth – get ya praise on if that’s how you do it.

  219. 219
    iyonah says:

    In all seriousness I believe the allegations are true and I fear for any other young impressionable young men who have not come forth and I have prayed on the whole scenario. This entire ordeal proven guilty or not is damaging to the community.

    But I’m still :rofl: every time he drop the mic. I can’t stop watching this … :(

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    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    It’s Rainin Men, Hallelujah – Weather Girls

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Dammit! I missed this one…………………………Fuq it
    Stronger Than Pride – Sade
    Say Yes – Floetry

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    I’m coming out – Diana Ross

    (Sorry)

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  224. 224
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Just Like Daddy – Tupac

  225. 225
    Lemondrop says:

    I’m callin ya daddy (daddy) Can you be my daddy (daddy) I need a daddy (daddy) Won’t you be my daddy (daddy) Come and make it rain down on me

  226. 226
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    I’m Goin Down – Mary J Blige

  227. 227
    bama_n_jersey says:

    Yall are a mess. I am :rofl: so hard at all of these songs. Straight Comedians

  228. 228
    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    “Put A Hump In Ya Back and Lift Ya Rump”

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:
    “Put A Hump In Ya Back and Lift Ya Rump”

    ———————————————————————
    :rofl: Made me spit out my Cranwater and errthang. Dang you Brown.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I’m coming out – Diana Ross

    :rofl:

    “Put A Hump In Ya Back and Lift Ya Rump”

    :rofl:

    GOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGG

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