Celebs Out & About: Akon, Ne-Yo, Rihanna, Angela and Vanessa Simmons, Tyrese Gibson

I guess Akon goin be wearing the “sparkly glove” and gettin plastic surgery and chit next. Wearing MJ’s jacket like that. SMH.

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Do all artists hug their director’s like Rhi is huggin ol boy in that pic?

Hype lookin like he bout to go taste the herp in a sec.

@YVONNE AND SASSY
“*breaks glass bottle Brat Style*

I suggest you back up off Rosario!!!!!”
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**hauls out swimming pool and starts filling it with jell-o**

@SASSY + GYPSY + YVONNE
Rosario’s love only goes to the most ruthless and aggressive of you three. She loves it when you forcefully kiss and grope another competitor for her love.

@ACE
“**sits back and pulls out peen to wait…**

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*sends all 270lbs of Bernitha Jenkins over to Man*

“GO take care of my bruh for me…i take one for the team and handle these pretty woman over here*
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Well, it is Christmas and chit so I guess I can give Bernitha a present.

**gentleman**
**considerate**

@YVONNE
” I’m a lady therefore I don’t fight! (flips hair) But I will silently torture ”
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I understand.
**removing Yvonne’s clothes and escorting her over to the swimming pool**

Oooooooh. Truth or Dare!
**places alcohol on the counter**
Let’s get it started!

<<<< hangs mistletoe on di©k

LOOK SASSY! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TO DO!

@CHOCO
“3.5 inches so uh you just glued the misletoe to you pubey hairs right ”
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Naw… I just glued it to my belly button. I don’t want it gettin in the way of Sassy’s kiss!

@SASSY
“I ain’t kissing that raggedy azz lintball! Getdaphuckouttaherewitdatlilshyt!”
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Come on!!
**puttin it closer to Sassy’s face**
**places peppermint on both sides**

Don’t be like that Sassy! Tell you what… you can place the mistletoe on you next!

@DIMPLEZ
Love that gravie! You look all young and innocent and chit.
Merry Christmas and chit to you!
**places di©k with mistletoe in Dimpz face**

**holds mistletoe over Dimpz right tiddy**

@DIMPZ
“Aww Man’s so sweet! :holds mistletoe over Man’s left nipple, licks it:
Feliz Navidad!”
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Now we gettin somewhere!!!
**slowly places candy cane in Dimpz mouf**

@DIMPZ
“*Goes and sits on Santa’s thigh* NO funny business. Candi is my girl and we don’t do dat. ”
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I wouldn’t dream of any funny business.
Now, Santa needs for you to straddle him since in his old age his knee has gone bad…

@SASSY
“Okay….no jokes, Man.

Hypothetically, would it make you feel insecure/unattractive if your main woman (since you claim to have several) didn’t ALWAYS initiate sex with you and left it up to you to do 70-80% of the time?”
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If she NEVER did, then I would think she’s fu.ckin someone else. But I would expect to initiate the majority of the time anyway.

Also, if she is rejecting a lot or in a nasty way I would become suspicious. (although sometimes “no” means “yes” and you just have to take it)

@BROWN
” so we do have a rapist on SR!”
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Sometimes you get to a point where you don’t have to ask anymore.

@SASSY
“But he is getting screwed CONSTANTLY…never gets rejected unless I’m sick (and its understandable then) so why feel “insecure” about somebody being attracted to you just because they’re not running up on you every damn day.

And when I send dirty azz text messages- I consider THAT initiation rather than only physical sh*t! Is that wrong?”
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You know… there’s a lot I could say to this but I don’t know if it would do any good.

I will say this
-we don’t do “hints”
-we are ALWAYS horny and expect for you to be too
-and no matter what, there’s always a lil insecurity there

@ALBOY
” But if I have to do it all the time she seems to have no interest in me then I think she probably sloring around with some other dude.”
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Yup.

@BROWN
“See, that’s “hinting around” and chit unless you saying:
“I want to fluck your brains out later…”

or something like that. Hints
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I know for a fact not every man feels that way”
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Shut up Brown.

Shut up Yso.

Actin like she gotta say “no” over and over and chit. Who u foolin?

@SASSY
“Got a little too playful during a massage. Tried to put my finger on his “prostate.” His reaction = 2 secs from Chris Brown’ing me.

Did I f**k up?”
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Lemme put this simple:
“yes, you fugged up.”

@AWESOME
“All this time I was unaware that men coud say no.”
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Even if you tired, sick and malnourished you goin give it a try.
Can you imagine a woman telling her friends that a nicca said “he wasn’t ready?”

Lemme tell yall sumptin bout a prostate…
LEAVE IT THE HAIL ALONE…. THE END.

@LAKER
is it gay for a man to lick ur boody?? i know TMI”
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He lick yours: nope
Him gettin his licked: yup

@SASSY

See, you might have too many “male friends.” He might be suspicious of those niccas. That’s why I was asking about the male friends, not so you could ask them.

Yeah, take that lesson bout the prostate to the grave too.

What would you have done if he started “oooohhing” and “ahhing” and chit like that? You wouldn’t have given that nigga the sideeye?

@DIMPZ
“So that is standard ManLaw when it comes to ass huh? Who knew? ”
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Pretty much. I mean I love it when yall grab my azz when a nigga thrustin up in there but other than that…

Yeah, that’s it.

@SASSY
“I know. He has voiced his concerns about my “male friends” many o’time. But it’s not like I talk to them often or anything or go hang with them. Last time I went to a party I was invited to by a couple of them, I took him with me.

And I acutally never thought of how I would take his reaction if he had liked it. I dunno. Maybe I’d have side-eyed him a bit if he started moaning like a female. ”
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See, how I NATURALLY asked you about “male friends?” ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS… all men, 100%, without fail, even crippled retarded men, are jealous and possessive. Every single one. Your father, brother and un-born son too.

Some can “pretend” better than others, but at the end of the day, we would rather lose all our limbs and one testicle than to have a another nicca “wit” our woman. It’s true.

All men know one thing.
“There is no honor amoung thieves.”
We will fluck our best friend’s wife with out hesitation or remorse.

There is a way to fix things tho.

@SASSY
“Actually….no, I’m not. This is how our earlier issue came into play because I’m pretty dominant in everything else BUT in the bedroom, I like to be “subdued.” THAT’S when a dude can run me!

What were you thinking though?”
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Something tells me he doesn’t have a lot of “female friends” or you don’t allow him to…

@CFREE

Topics
-Do you mess with your man’s prostate?
-Tossin Salad, good or not?
-How do you “drop a hint” to your man?
-Sex Drive… is yours high or low?
-and of course there’s the issue of the mistletoe wrapped around my peen.
**puts peen in your face like this >>> **

@SASSY
“He has ONE female friend. And many associates that he doesn’t hang out with and rarely fields phone calls from. Same here. It’s not really that I don’t “allow” it, I think he just knows that it can only lead to issues.

It ain’t like we search each others phones and sh*t.”
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“…I think he just knows that it can only lead to issues.”
I see…
Translation: “Ima act a WHOLE COMPLETE AZZ if one of these hoes start callin you.”

Anyway, if he told you that you couldn’t speak to one of your male friends (maybe not the best friend or whatever) but one of your male friends, what would you say?

@CFREE
“Not really. If I have to hold it with two fingers like its a joint it shud be ignored”
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A quick on it ain’t goin hurt nothing.

@ACE
Be SKRONG my nigga!

@SASSY

Withholding secks is official approval for your man to cheat.

@AL
“how you gone try to Rape your dude then probably looking crazy when he was bout to lay hands on you! Rape is rude and disrespectful ”
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He sitting there shakin and silently weepin tom bout
“NO ONE messes with my prostate! NO ONE!”

@DIMPZ
Really feelin that pic ma’.

**I know I said this already**

@DIMPZ
“she was not trying to rape him. She was trying to stimulate him in a new way and heighten his sex life.
#NinjasDon’tAppreciateShyt ”
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I bet that’s what Bubba be tellin dem new niggas in the joint.

“I’m just tryin to ‘stimulate’ you dawg. If you open your azz, Ima open your mind.”

@MZ. DIMPZ
“I actually think it’s one of the worst ones I put up. Thanks though. ”
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Well, the one from the side that showed your azz was better…

at AlBoy!!!!!!

@LAKER
“I GOT THE OPOSIT PROBLEM HE WONT EVEN LET ME GO PEE WITHOUT HIM COMING THRU THE DOOR “U NEED HELP” IM COOKING “DAM U LOOK HAWT RIGHT NOW” IM TAKING A SHOWER “LET ME WASH UR BACK” I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING “BABE WAKE UP **STARTS RUBING ON THE CAT** COME ON LET ME WAKE U UP” I GET HOME FROM WORK HE FINDS ME “I MISSED U ALL DAY COME HERE” DAM THE PUZAZAY STAY SORE BUT PAIN IS PLESURE”
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Dat nicca sound like me! I GOTS to get it in the morning!

@AL BOY
“NEVER FRIENDS DUDE JUST WORKED WITH ME THEN AFTER THE DIVORCE I WONT EVEN LOOK AT HIM Riley voice nigga you gay”
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Yeah, next thing you know that nigga tellin you your “pants unzipped” and “what’s in your pocket” and chit like that.

I mean, offer up the azz AND TELL A NOTHA NIGGA BOUT IT!
AL, HE WAS TRYIN TO PUT A MOVE ON YOU DAWG! He was waitin on YOU to say you’ve done it before or that it was “cool” so he could make his move!

@CHOCO AND CFREE

I’M FOR REAL! I mean, ol boy wasn’t even friends with Al! He had NO reason to tell him something like THAT…. UNLESS he wanted Al to be next!

It all makes sense. He really was gay so his wife left him. He didn’t want to blow his cover so he concocts this story. Using this scenario, he could ferret out another dude to dig him out but “play it off” if he needs to!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WARN AL!

@DIMPZ
“You may be on to something. Why pic Al of all the random opinions he could have?”
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Yup. For the sake of argument, if a “straight nigga” (I know, I know… but let’s just say straight) WAS to let his woman do this… would he EVER in a million years tell ANYONE?????

MUCH LESS SOMEONE THAT ISN’T A FRIEND!!!

That nicca been checkin Al out and he wants to put his prostate right on top of Al’s dyck.

@DIMPZ
My email is JCSTANSB@ GMAIL

@ACE

Come on dawg! Dimpz is all you mayne! Don’t be hatin.

@DIMPZ
“I meant to tell you the other day. You got me looking at dudes all sideways and shyt now. I went out with my guy the other day and one of his old friends was there and when he was my guy, it looked like every tooth in his mouth made an appearance. I mean, he did have a naturally big smile but, it looked like he had extra teeth or some shyt. I’m like, hell, I don’t be lookin THAT happy to see his ass.

I told boo, you better watch that one.”
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I ALWAYS had an inate distrust of niccas showin all they teef! I don’t care if you are a preacher or a convict, you show all dem teef, sumptin aint right!

@AL
“Im sitting here like wait did this dude really try o test me was e gone rape me i better not see him in the street monkey stomping his premeditated raping I am getting heated”
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Dat nigga was testin you dawg. Real talk. Why else would he be tellin total strangers he got flucked in the azz and he’s not married?

He was tellin you what he like and that he’s available.

I bet he was smilin at you like this >>>>

@MZ. DIMPZ
“You laughin i’m dead serious! He was tryign to be all nice and small talk me and shyt. I was giving him SERIOUS side eye and being all distant like he was some bish trying to downplay that he was checking for my boo. ALL YOUR FAULT! ”
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I KNOW you serious!!!
**Watch this**
He was either by himself or he was with a male “friend.”

@AL

Dis nigga said he thought he had “downs.”
I ain’t think about it either till I was typin that chit to you. I was thinkin “Dis don’t make no sense… UNLESS…”

…and that’s when it came to me. Now I’m thinking back on every convo I’ve had wit a nicca at my job and chit.