Another Dumb Rapper Locked Up: Juelz Santana *Updated*

Another dumb rapper adds his name to the ongoing list of recent incarcerations that has dominated Hip Hop news. A confidential informant in New Jersey just told me that Juelz Santana, 28, was locked up by a Bergen County undercover officer today.

According to KarenCivil.com:

Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli announced the arrest of Laron James aka “Juelz Santana” on four (4) counts of narcotic and weapon offenses. The arrest came about as a result of a ten month joint investigation conducted by members of the Bergen County Prosecutor’s Office Gang Unit.

On Thursday, January 20, 2011, a search warrant was executed at Juelz’s Studio Santana’s World. During the execution of the Search Warrant, two (2) fully loaded 9mm caliber handguns were found in the recording studio along with several boxes of ammunition. Additionally, seventeen (17) small clear zip-lock bags each containing a greenish brown vegetation, consistent with the appearance of Marijuana, and drug paraphernalia were seized. Santana was charged with Possession of a Firearm and a Controlled Dangerous Substance namely Marijuana, Possession of a Handgun Without Having a Permit, Possession With Intent To Distribute a Controlled Dangerous Substance namely Marijuana, and Possession With Intent To Distribute a Controlled Dangerous Substance.

Bail was set for Santana at $125,000 with no 10% cash option. Santana was remanded to the Bergen County Jail in lieu of bail.

How dumb is that? Click below to read the arrest report.

Originally posted on Feb. 2, 2011 @ 4:40 p.m.



 


222 Responses to “Another Dumb Rapper Locked Up: Juelz Santana *Updated*”

  1. 1
    Ms. LoveMe says:

    :think: Is he still around?

  2. 2

    wow…times must be hard if you’re dealing dope on the corner :no:

  3. 3
    Danielle says:

    Oh no no no :wail: not my boo Juelz!!!!

  4. 4
    Genia says:

    So…. Not even his clothing Store FRONT…OOPS!!! I mean not even his entrepreneur retail attempt was enough to discourage the sale of cocaine to an undercover cop? I thought julez was employed as an actor, producer and a rapper…..wow….so he just wasn’t making money anywhere uh….?

  5. 5
    Daisy says:

    I always thought Julez was cute I didn’t even bother reading why he was locked up

  6. 6
    Sandra Rose says:

    Danielle says:

    Oh no no no :wail: not my boo Juelz!!!!
    __________________

    It’s time to raise your standards, baby. :coffee:

  7. 7
    Sandra Rose says:

    Daisy says:

    I always thought Julez was cute I didn’t even bother reading why he was locked up
    __________________

    What? No #teamjuelz? :shrugs: :lol:

  8. 8
    Danielle says:

    lol I always thought Juelz was cute!

  9. 9
    Ace says:

    This is so late…

    They ran up in his studio like 3 weeks ago….got guns and drugs…

    Either way…this is standard practice for rappers…to boost there street cred….

    Guns …Check

    Drugs …Check

    Conveniently Placed UC …Check

    Paparazzi for coincidental Arrest ….Check

    5 or 6 Tracks to be released during lock up …..Check

    Album prepped at time of release …..Check

  10. 10
    proberson07 says:

    wow! what a looser! he needs to be put under the jail for trying to sell dope to a student. hmmm… looser!

  11. 11
    Dymond says:

    how sad is this? really dude?
    never really was a dipset fan, but they had some hits but KILLA CAM was always my fav..where is he??????

  12. 12
  13. 13
    YSoSerious says:

    Uh huh. :coffee:

  14. 14
    Kitrina says:

    Sandra I think you the first with the story, it hasn’t made news yet.

    One of his people was arrested a few weeks ago too

  15. 15
    Sandra Rose says:

    Kitrina says:

    Sandra I think you the first with the story, it hasn’t made news yet.

    One of his people was arrested a few weeks ago too
    ___________________

    I understand he’s been under surveillance for some time now. Cops don’t even have to profile rappers any more. It’s almost a guarantee they will have either drugs or a gun on them. :coffee:

  16. 16
    VAALLDAY says:

    Damn times is hard for everyone. He should have pawned one of those chains around his neck.

  17. 17
    ELove says:

    Ms. Sandra :thumbsup:

    AND :rofl: at the Females & The DUDES Y’all FAWN OVER (Real…)

  18. 18
    Bird says:

    Why on earth would Juelz be slangin? I’m definately not buying this story.

  19. 19
    ChaCha says:

    HEY ELOVE… bends over to pick up my purse :kiss: How are you?

  20. 20
    Dawn says:

    Soooo as promised I’m back.. simply to say hello to my favorite piece o azz chacha! Where have u been gurl.. I was about to get the shakes…

  21. 21
    ChaCha says:

    Im here boo *kisses you all ova with wet kisses… a bish a slave to shame! I see you have become quite the starruh in this bish..glad to know Im one of your favorites *nibbles your ear

  22. 22
    ChaCha says:

    FLUCKKKKKKKKK :mad: I meant a bish been putting a slave to shame (workin hard)

  23. 23
    ELove says:

    HOTT Cha Cha
    Heeeyyyyyy YOU !!! I’m Doing JUST FINE Now MY SUGAH :kiss:

  24. 24
    kingstonn says:

    not Juelz!
    he’s too cute for jail… :(

  25. 25
    Tainted_Love says:

    Aww I love me some Juelz!!!!…but he just lost some points. Getting arrested is not a good look!

  26. 26
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    So his real name is Laron??? And this couldnt have been at a HBCU…

  27. 27
    pinky2083 says:

    Wow, that’s sad. Is all his money gone? I liked his music.

  28. 28
    Dawn says:

    ChaCha says:

    Im here boo *kisses you all ova with wet kisses… a bish a slave to shame! I see you have become quite the starruh in this bish..glad to know Im one of your favorites *nibbles your ear

    __________

    Nah.. me no star I’m just a squirrel tryin to get a nut… every once in a while I make a funny…

    You my most favorite of them all… I love you like Lawrence loves Apollo… *hums Closet Freak…

  29. 29
    bnatural says:

    Sad…sad…sad…

    He has a new baby and now he’s going to go to jail…let’s see if its snitching time…

  30. 30
    ChaCha says:

    @ Dawn in my best Lawrence voice with puckered lips “You wanna act like you dont want meeeeeh” :whistle: :rofl:

  31. 31
    pointhimout says:

    i dont think he ever stopped selling drugs. it is kinda bargain basement that he’s still touching the stuff himself. aren’t there some young impressionable minds ditching class that he could convince to do this? #iwatchedthewire

  32. 32

    what is he famous for???

  33. 33
    Alex says:

    *Sneaks back in while I’m bored in class*….why is this keyboard so loud?!?

    Hey ChaCha :hug: where u been hiding?

    @Dawn….r u sneaking back for some SR after dark?

  34. 34
    Alex says:

    So Sandra got confidential informants now? :coffee:

  35. 35
    Dawn says:

    Alex says:

    Hey ChaCha where u been hiding? <-She been hiding w/ me….

    @Dawn….r u sneaking back for some SR after dark?<—- Yep,,, what time it start…

  36. 36
    ChaCha says:

    HEY ALEX does 19 cartwheels and lands in the splits TA DAAHHHHHHH! oops, ouch… Help a bish up :no:

    And yes me and Dawn wanna know when the SR after dark gettin poppin…Ima be there bucked naked with a fur hat, fur gloves and fur boots! :yahoo: <– fur nipple pasties on the doubles

  37. 37
    Alex says:

    *Helps ChaCha up just enough for me to slide under*

    @Dawn….lights go down at 7:15 :yes:

  38. 38
    Carmez79 says:

    he had a baby with video ho he met on twitter i dont expect anything more than this foolishness right here

  39. 39
    ChaCha says:

    <—- Juelz Santana Baby MUTHA …KIMBELLA…BISH IS BRICK! :yes:

  40. 40
    YSoSerious says:

    @Cha

    Is that you in your Gravi looking all young and innocent? :lol:

  41. 41
    ChaCha says:

    Yes that was me…. *bats lashes…I am young and innocent

    Hey Therapist :wave: How is Beyonces boyfriend doing?

  42. 42
    YSoSerious says:

    Guess I should change that to was that you…

  43. 43
    YSoSerious says:

    You may be young but I’ll have to side-eye the innocent part. :lol:

  44. 44
    Alex says:

    @ChaCha
    Ready for the lights to go down I see. :yes:

  45. 45
    Alex says:

    :whistle: You may be young but you’re ready….

  46. 46
    Dawn says:

    ChaCha says:

    Ima be there bucked naked with a fur hat, fur gloves and fur boots! <– fur nipple pasties on the doubles

    ________

    I'ma just wear my furry vagina…
    ______

    yso… dnt I look pure and innocent in my new gravi? Say yes or I'ma put up my ultrasound from 1980ish

  47. 47
    Dawn says:

    Alex says:

    You may be young but you’re ready….

    _________

    Puts lets behind head… accidently farts… rolls on the floor…

  48. 48
    kingstonn says:

    *runs and jumps on cha cha’s back*

    hey bish! :hug:

  49. 49
    YSoSerious says:

    @Dawn

    Of course you do. :wink:

    (still wants to see your ultrasound though)

  50. 50
    Alex says:

    Dawn says:

    ChaCha says:

    Ima be there bucked naked with a fur hat, fur gloves and fur boots! <– fur nipple pasties on the doubles

    ________

    I'ma just wear my furry vagina…
    ______

    yso… dnt I look pure and innocent in my new gravi? Say yes or I'ma put up my ultrasound from 1980ish
    _______________________
    :rofl: We are trying to keep it sexy up in here!! You messing up the mood. I only have 30 mins before I have to get back to my boo Choco.

  51. 51
    Alex says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @Dawn

    Of course you do.

    (still wants to see your ultrasound though)
    ______________________
    :no: please don’t encourage her

  52. 52
    Dawn says:

    I’m sorry Alex… and Choco sends her love… from below

  53. 53
    YSoSerious says:

    If y’all like Chicago-style stepper’s music my new link might get the SR after dark party going. :thumbsup:

  54. 54
    YSoSerious says:

    @Alex

    I love to instigate encourage my fellow Rosers to express themselves. :grin:

  55. 55
    ChaCha says:

    Hey Kingstonn bish… lookin all young and restless… You got that damsel in distressed look goin on… looks like after smang picture…yo azz is so bright though :rofl: Come to Cali so I can share sum sun withco azz!

    DAWN how loud does your furry vajayjay growl :think: does it bite and I forgot to mention..you look so purty HOPS ON YOU like a cowgirl

    ALEX…….I AM ALWAYS READY, and IM not that young…but not quite as old azz CHOCO sexy azz… you might not wanna keep her waiting you kno CHOCO impatient but I LUB that bish!

    YSO… I kno not what you implyeth :no:

  56. 56
    KDub says:

    SR after dark going on up in here….??? Really?

    :yahoo:

    Been a loooong azz time since that happened!

    Carry on… :popcorn: Imma lurk…

  57. 57
    ELove says:

    @point
    :dead: At YOUR Comment and YOUR Gravi !!! :rofl:

  58. 58
    Alex says:

    ChaCha says:

    ALEX…….I AM ALWAYS READY, and IM not that young…but not quite as old azz CHOCO sexy azz… you might not wanna keep her waiting you kno CHOCO impatient but I LUB that bish!
    ______________
    Yep, she is and you will not be calling my cougar old. :wink:

    But really, may I ask how old you are. I know I look young az hellz. Some of yall be fooling me.

  59. 59
    Daisy says:

    Meow

  60. 60
    Dawn says:

    Alex says:

    You may be young but you’re ready….
    __________________

    I sent money via Sandy Patty’s Pay Pal account for him to take that chit down… that is the funniest gravy ever

  61. 61
    Alex says:

    @Yso
    You know Dawn will confuse express herself with expose herself!

  62. 62
    Sandra Rose says:

    Alex says:

    So Sandra got confidential informants now? :coffee:
    __________________

    :coffee:

  63. 63
    kingstonn says:

    @ cha

    girlllll, im so pale.
    people just think i’m trying to be cool when i say i’m black. :rofl:
    i didn’t know you lived in Cali! lucky butt!

    & how old are you Alex? i give you about… 18/19.

  64. 64
    Dawn says:

    ChaCha says:

    DAWN how loud does your furry vajayjay growl does it bite and I forgot to mention..you look so purty HOPS ON YOU like a cowgirl

    _____________

    *Fist pump to Cha and her reverse cow gurl…
    I’m abt to mow my lawn.. I can’t find my piercing…

  65. 65
    Alex says:

    Dawn says:

    Alex says:

    You may be young but you’re ready….
    __________________

    I sent money via Sandy Patty’s Pay Pal account for him to take that chit down… that is the funniest gravy ever
    ____________________
    Who u talmbout?

  66. 66
    ELove says:

    @YSoSsrious
    Yeah THAT Chi-Town Stepper’s Music is THE ISH (Real…) :thumbsup:

  67. 67
    Dawn says:

    Alex says:

    @Yso
    You know Dawn will confuse express herself with expose herself!

    __________
    This is true.. as I am currently on probation for shimming at a traffic light of peachtree st

  68. 68
    Alex says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Alex says:

    So Sandra got confidential informants now?
    __________________
    :coffee:
    _________________
    It is too late for the chaperone to be in here.

  69. 69
    Dawn says:

    #FML @ Alex.. that was a total cut and paste fail… that was directed at Elove and Point’s gravi… Fluck me

  70. 70
    Alex says:

    ELove says:

    @YSoSsrious
    Yeah THAT Chi-Town Stepper’s Music is THE ISH (Real…)
    ____________________
    :whistle: this is for the steppers, this is for the steppers…

  71. 71
    ChaCha says:

    DUN DUNNA DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THIS IS MY NUMBER :party:

  72. 72
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dawn and all that damn farting….. :rofl:

  73. 73
    Alex says:

    Dawn says:

    Alex says:

    @Yso
    You know Dawn will confuse express herself with expose herself!

    __________
    This is true.. as I am currently on probation for shimming at a traffic light of peachtree st
    ——————
    Plz don’t let me come across u while I’m on p’tree. :no:

  74. 74
    YSoSerious says:

    @ELove

    I’m not much of a stepper but my mama could step circles around most folks.

  75. 75
    Dawn says:

    @Phroz: I changed my gravi for you

  76. 76
    Alex says:

    kingstonn says:

    & how old are you Alex? i give you about… 18/19.
    ____________________
    If I still get that when I turn 50, I’ll be doing just fine.
    I’m 29.5 boo. What u know bout that?

  77. 77
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dawn nice, now we can see your beautiful face! :yes:

    @Alex Show us your license…

  78. 78
    Alex says:

    Dawn says:

    @Phroz: I changed my gravi for you
    ————————-
    :warning: This is exactly why u better keep your hands(or any part of u) off of Choco!!

  79. 79
    ChaCha says:

    Dawn says:

    #FML @ Alex.. that was a total cut and paste fail… that was directed at Elove and Point’s gravi… Fluck me <—–dont be giving my job away :argue: NOW GIDDY UP!!!!

    ALEX Im young enough to do it and OLD ENOUGH TO DO IT REAL GOOD!… AND CHOCO IS MY BISH me and that bish is tight like two twisted fingers…GET YA MIND RIGHT! I WILL FIGHT YOU!….now where was I

    :dance: <– pops coochay 33 times

    awww my KINGSTONN is a DOLL! fondles your tits!

  80. 80
    Alex says:

    @Phro :shocked:
    u don’t believe me :shrug: i represent 1981!!!

  81. 81
    ChaCha says:

    :danban1: <– pops coochay 33 times

  82. 82
    ELove says:

    @YSoSerious
    ALL of my Brothers are BIG-TIME Steppers and My Younger Brothers STILL travel to Stepper events across various States… I USE TO Step but The FEMALES became too much Trouble (Jealous, Sloppy & Trifling Acting…) :yes:

    @Alex
    YEAH… You KNOW IT !!!

  83. 83
    ChaCha says:

    :shotsfired: PHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HMPH *arms crossed…. LIKE THAT!

  84. 84
    Alex says:

    ChaCha says:

    <– pops coochay 33 times
    ____________
    Got any other moves :shrug:

  85. 85
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex :no: You look like a 24 y/o boy, a pretty one but a boy nonetheless #NoShade So 29.5 #ProveIt!

  86. 86
    Dawn says:

    ChaCha says:

    <– pops coochay 33 times

    __________

    swipes card down ur slot..
    ________

    Alex… that was mean… :(

  87. 87
    sweet_ol_shuge says:

    Juelz too fine to be going to jail but this should serve as a lesson to the everlasting list of aspiring rappers……….. why would he be selling drugs desperate times call for despeate measures?

  88. 88
    kingstonn says:

    @ alex

    shush! you are not creeping up on 30. :nono:

  89. 89
    Dawn says:

    @Yso I wanna learn how to step all I know how to do is make my booty cheeks clap together… :(

  90. 90
    Alex says:

    ChaCha says:

    ALEX Im young enough to do it and OLD ENOUGH TO DO IT REAL GOOD!… AND CHOCO IS MY BISH me and that bish is tight like two twisted fingers…GET YA MIND RIGHT! I WILL FIGHT YOU!….now where was I
    _______________________
    If you had been around earlier, you would know that yall are no longer tight like two twisted fingers. :coffee: But occasionally we will allow u in for some :hump:

  91. 91
    KDub says:

    Elove please check your Yahoo son!!!!!!!!! JUST saw pics of Chi-town and sending you, Bloggergirl, and Hermosa a dayum SOS!!!!!

  92. 92
    Alex says:

    Dawn says:

    ChaCha says:

    <– pops coochay 33 times

    __________

    swipes card down ur slot..
    ________

    Alex… that was mean…
    __________
    what i say?

  93. 93
    ELove says:

    @Phrozen
    To ME SHE (@Alex…) LQQKS like a Teen-aged Pretty BOY (Like 16 to 19…) :yes:

  94. 94
    YSoSerious says:

    @Alex I got you beat. I’m 29 and 10/12. My birf day is at the end of March. :yahoo:

    I’m an Aries, and my name is YSO…

  95. 95
    Alex says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex You look like a 24 y/o boy, a pretty one but a boy nonetheless #NoShade So 29.5 #ProveIt!
    __________________________
    kingstonn says:

    @ alex

    shush! you are not creeping up on 30.
    __________________
    Everyone believed me when I joined and now yall wanna question it?!? We even talked about my 30th bday trip to San Juan. Where were u? :shrug:

  96. 96
    ELove says:

    @K-Dub
    KOOL… I think that yahoo has been COMPROMISED because I’ve been getting WEIRD AZZ Emails from PEEPS that say they didn’t send me that SHYT (Real…) I’ll check it and start sending you emails from My Other Account :yes:

  97. 97
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Elove :yes:

  98. 98
    Dawn says:

    ELove says:

    @Phrozen
    To ME SHE (@Alex…) LQQKS like a Teen-aged Pretty BOY (Like 16 to 19…)
    ___________
    She look like she smell like Polo….with a hint of puzzy

  99. 99
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex working :lol:

    Goodnight all! :cya:

  100. 100
    Alex says:

    ELove says:

    @Phrozen
    To ME SHE (@Alex…) LQQKS like a Teen-aged Pretty BOY (Like 16 to 19…)
    __________________
    Now I will say you are right about the pretty! :yes:
    Leaves me even more confused when my aunt says you too pretty to be gay. :shrug:

  101. 101
    YSoSerious says:

    Dawn says:
    @Yso I wanna learn how to step all I know how to do is make my booty cheeks clap together…
    *************************************
    Some might say that’s all you need to know how to do… :lol:

  102. 102
    Alex says:

    Dawn says:

    ELove says:

    @Phrozen
    To ME SHE (@Alex…) LQQKS like a Teen-aged Pretty BOY (Like 16 to 19…)
    ___________
    She look like she smell like Polo….with a hint of puzzy
    _________________________
    Didn’t I say I am in class. :rofl:
    I have never worn Polo…but that hint of :yes: (but not my own)
    I thought that’s what happens when it sits on ur face?

  103. 103
    ELove says:

    @Dawn and @YSO :rofl: and :thumbsup: To THE Booty-Clapping !!!

  104. 104
    ChaCha says:

    Alex says:

    If you had been around earlier, you would know that yall are no longer tight like two twisted fingers. But occasionally we will allow u in for some

    *puts hand in your face……….. HMPH! You betta ask CHOCO bout CHA CHA… :rolleyes: IM LITTLE SIS…. SO THEREFORE I MIGHT LET YOU SMANG OCCASIONALLY!

    now bout that credit card…. was it unlimited, black, american express :think:

    So PHRO you just not gon acknowledge my font rage *falls to the ground kicking screaming and wailing PHRO DONT LUV ME NO MO….HE DONT LOVE ME NO MO *wipes snot! :wail: WHY HAS THOU FORSAKEN ME :wail:

  105. 105
    ChaCha says:

    Be back later bISHES

  106. 106
    Alex says:

    ChaCha says:

    Alex says:

    now bout that credit card…. was it unlimited, black, american express
    _________________
    what card? :shrug:

  107. 107
    Dawn says:

    ELove says:

    @Dawn and @YSO and To THE Booty-Clapping !!!
    _______

    I can pick up a dime off shag carpet shawty

  108. 108
    Dawn says:

    Alex says:

    ChaCha says:

    Alex says:

    now bout that credit card…. was it unlimited, black, american express
    _________________
    what card?
    ____

    My card… playa… hurry up chacha dnt be gone long

  109. 109
    Alex says:

    Dawn says:

    Alex says:

    ChaCha says:

    Alex says:

    now bout that credit card…. was it unlimited, black, american express
    _________________
    what card?
    ____

    My card… playa… hurry up chacha dnt be gone long
    ——————
    I opened a tab for u but u better act right or i’ll close it out!

  110. 110
    Alex says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @Alex I got you beat. I’m 29 and 10/12. My birf day is at the end of March.

    I’m an Aries, and my name is YSO…
    ——————–
    What u got planned?

  111. 111
    YSoSerious says:

    @Alex

    I was thinking Vegas. But I’m afraid to fly. :(

  112. 112
    kingstonn says:

    @ alex

    i just left PR.
    ’tis is the country of my Mom’s birf.

  113. 113
    Alex says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @Alex

    I was thinking Vegas. But I’m afraid to fly. :(
    ______________________
    I don’t like flying either but ironically I have to sit by the window when I do fly. :shrug:

  114. 114
    Alex says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ alex

    i just left PR.
    ’tis is the country of my Mom’s birf.
    _________________
    do u speak spanish fluently?

  115. 115
    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    not fluently, no.
    but i can understand it enough to know what the people at Wal-Mart are saying when i ask them for better cuts of meat. :lol:

  116. 116
    YSoSerious says:

    @Alex

    I’ve heard that a fear of flying is really about control issues. I definitely have a few of those. :lol:

  117. 117
    Bird says:

    Now the story makes more sense. But I think that weed was personal use. You don’t make money selling dime bags of weed. A decent lawyer will get rid of that crazy distribution charge. But he’s going down for those loaded weapons, especially if he is a felon.

  118. 118
    YSoSerious says:

    Back on topic (briefly):

    That mug shot that Sandra updated the post with has a lot of crazy eye going on. :blink:

  119. 119
    kingstonn says:

    @ yso

    have you never been on a plane?
    is it because of 9/11 or just planes?
    it’s really not that bad, i promise.. the only thing that sucks is when you get a window seat and a fat fluck gets the aisle seat and you have to pee and…. well, you get the point.

  120. 120
    Dawn says:

    Yso:

    Back on topic (briefly):

    That mug shot that Sandra updated the post with has a lot of crazy eye going on.
    ___________
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  121. 121
    Alex says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    not fluently, no.
    but i can understand it enough to know what the people at Wal-Mart are saying when i ask them for better cuts of meat.
    ________________________
    I have been listening to my professor say Wal-Mark all night. :coffee:

  122. 122
    Alex says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @Alex

    I’ve heard that a fear of flying is really about control issues. I definitely have a few of those.
    _________________
    Why yes I do have control issues when it comes to a plane nose-diving into an ocean and a bish can’t swim.

  123. 123
    Sandra Rose says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex :no: You look like a 24 y/o boy, a pretty one but a boy nonetheless #NoShade So 29.5 #ProveIt!
    _____________________

    :lol: I thought she was a boy too!

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    Alex says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ yso

    have you never been on a plane?
    is it because of 9/11 or just planes?
    it’s really not that bad, i promise.. the only thing that sucks is when you get a window seat and a fat fluck gets the aisle seat and you have to pee and…. well, you get the point.
    _______________
    I’d rather not have to get up for the fat fluck. I go right before I get on the plane so I won’t have to move. But for some reason, the stewardness always spill that d@mn drink on me.

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    Alex says:

    *stewardess not stewardness*

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Kingstonn

    I have never been on a plane for the exact reason that Alex stated in comment #122. :lol:

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    kingstonn says:

    hahaha.
    yso, to get to my home island, you have to transfer from PR to a small sea plane… which is normally raggedy and you can see the moon shining on the ocean underneath your feet. i swear the whole time i’m on those chits my eyes are closed and i’m praying. :(

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Kingstonn

    Maybe if I believed in prayer I wouldn’t be so afraid to take a chance. :think:

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    Alex says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @Kingstonn

    I have never been on a plane for the exact reason that Alex stated in comment #122.
    _______________________
    I catch a flight about once a year. I see multiple flights happening this year. Cali and possibly Texas also.

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    Alex says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @Kingstonn

    Maybe if I believed in prayer I wouldn’t be so afraid to take a chance.
    ______________
    In my Coming to America voice, “Go on honey, take a chance.”

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    attorneymom says:

    Bergen County!! Goodbye, Juelz.

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    stunnaz says:

    oh Juelz Juelz smh…I have been having a relationship with you in my head for years now…but I think its over now.

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    Cha Cha…good morning! I’m just noticing you spoke! I’m doing okay been pretty busy here at work so haven’t had time to come and goof off….HATE BEING A GROWN UP

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    Tink Tink says:

    Tink Tink in the building…..Good Morning Everyone :bye:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    another one bites the dust…… :rolleyes:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @tink tink **spit shines ur legs** hey there sugah how u doing this a.m?? :kiss:

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    Tink Tink says:

    @Ms.Fabulosity
    I’m doing good, and could you not put your mornin breff spit on my legs #pleaseandthankyou

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    ALBoy says:

    Whats goin on Everybody :party: ITS THURSDAY YEAAAAAAA Fist Pump

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    TruGemini says:

    @18 :rofl: at “slanging”. I ain’t heard that term in yyeeeaaarrrss!!

    And po Juelz – 5’8? 185? Puny…just puny :(

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @tink tink :rofl: SHUT UP ITS LAVENDER FRESH :grin:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @al already i like the way u starting the day off lets :party: we gots to burn a post down today i got the fabuloso and clorox for clean up or the lighter and match :grin:

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    Tink Tink says:

    :party:

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    bnatural says:

    Speaking of another dumb rapper…Lil Wayne remixed “Black and Yellow” to “Green and Yellow”. I’m not a Wayne fan at all but this is hot mainly because I’ve been a Packers fan thru the good and the bad…

    Morning all! :wave:

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    ALBoy says:

    Im so pumped up this morning got this EWF blasting in the office :whistle: You want my love girl I betcha i Betcha :whistle ah ah ah ah

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    ALBoy says:

    WHats up Bnatural how you this morning?

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    AbsurdVanity says:

    Good Morning folks… is it Friday yet? :waves:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @absurd :waves: hey there no its thursday and for me its wendsday gots to work on saturday :wail: are u new??? :think:

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    free says:

    oh, i thought this was about SR’s boo, TI but i forgot he’s already locked up….

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    :yawn: I wish i was sleep

    :waves:

    *pinches Lakers booty*

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    ALBoy says:

    @ His good Morning Ma’am How are you this fine Morning?

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @his me too :yawn: **takes out big blanket and inflatable bed** lets take nap fuk the bull chit :( came to work and im like the 10th person out of like 60 that suppose to showed up :lol:

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    AbsurdVanity says:

    @FABULOSALAKER Yes I’m a newbie :yes:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Al, I’m good luv. How u be??

    @Laker, scoot over! and I’m gawn need two down feather pillows k? Thanks

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    Welcome @Absurd….are u by any chance insane? if so, u will fit in just dandy :lol: (I’m being real tho) :waiting:

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    candibfly says:

    *jumps btwn His’ boobs and hibernates for the winter* :hug:

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    Bird says:

    While I hate to be spending any time on a story about a person I care absolutely nothing about, this thing is interesting. I have yet to learn why Juelz was even arrested. Is it because the guns and dime bags were found in his studio? Juelz was not there or even in town at the time nor is he the one who sold to the undercover despite Sandra’s earlier story. One of his crew members sold to the undercover and was also the one arrested with the guns and dime bags. This raid occurred days ago. What the heck did Juelz do? I just read they dropped the gun and drug charges against him so what are they holding them for? I hope the answer comes out soon so I can stop spending brain cells on this dummy.

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    tintin1979 says:

    poor Santana. well he hopefully will get to write better lyrics in Jail. I think he doesn’t really rap all too well.

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    *jumps up and down like a hyper toddler*

    Candiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :yahoo: Oh, how I’ve missed you so..

    *hands u a pair of fuzzy slippers that has my name on one and urs on the other* :hug: (they’re pink bew!)

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    AbsurdVanity says:

    Welcome @Absurd….are u by any chance insane? if so, u will fit in just dandy (I’m being real tho)
    _________

    :lol: Well… I wouldn’t call it insane. Just a TAD crazy haha

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    candibfly says:

    tis a slow morning i see

    @his my body is so sore from working out *falls down into a heap*

    hold me! (loosely tho cause everything on my body hurts)

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    ALBoy says:

    @ His Im good baby? bout to get up and start dancing in my office feeling real good this am :yes:
    :whistle:
    Now, I’m craving your body,
    is this real
    Temperatures rising, I don’t want to feel
    I’m in the wrong place to be real
    Woahh and I’m; longing to love you
    just for a night,
    Kissing and hugging and holding you tight
    Please let me love you
    with all my might

    Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
    The reasons that we fear
    our feelings a-won’t disappear

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Absurd, I understand sugah lol

    @Candi, mines too! except I didnt workout…I had 2 de-ice my igloo/car and I slipped on the ice like 58780 times :wail: Mother Nature is a raging btch!

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    *puts lighter in the air and sways from side to side*

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    candibfly says:

    we were supposed to get all that snow storm (and we got the option to telework tue and wed in preparation) and NOTHING happened. did i still work from home even tho i could make it to work… HELL YES

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    candibfly says:

    *makes HIS a hot bath with epsom salt*

    i’ve always wondered….why do they only sell the 5837 gallon carton of epsom salt? i can’t get a pint? ion need all that. it’s gon last me 82372 years :think:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    Mother Nature never cuts me a break…My son was outta school for 2 days and oh how I suffered! He ate er’thang in the house and kept saying “mom, can u buy me? Mom, Can I have? Mom wanna have a snowball fight?” I considered setting him on fire atleast 3 times >_<

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    ahhhhh *soaks in tub*

    Candi, can u set my New Kids On The Block pajamas out on the bed? Thanks bew :hug:

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    Ace says:

    :coffee: mornin all…

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    Ace says:

    @Candi

    i thought we lost you…haven’t seen you since El was on centric…

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    :lol: @Ace

    Hey there dawgs *daps u*

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    Tink Tink says:

    Wassup Candi :kiss:

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    Genia says:

    So when it’s a DUMB RAPPER ARREST it’s an “INFORMANT”…but when we we are talking about RiRi, Monica and KC (Frankie’s baby)….it’s a “SOURCE” LOL!! Sandra you slay me!

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    Genia says:

    hey family!!! :kiss: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS love you!! this muccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    smh@Tink Tinks color struck ass!

    *kicks yo legs* U DNT SEE ME???

    Geniaaaa :hug:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    *climbs on Genias back*

    Can u gimme a piggyback ride bew? :kiss:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Absurd are you show up at his job unannounced crazy or Piss In His Shoes Crazy :coffee:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    i fell on the ice this morning and busted my azz sooo fukn hard i thought sum popped then i tried to get up and slipped again :wail: and to make things worse i have a big purple bruise on my azz :cry:
    @candi **hands u a pair of fur panties and paties** want to make sure all the important spots are nice and warm :grin:
    @absurd :welcome: hun from that gravi u fit right in u lookn like u fina snap still cute tho :wink:

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    Twilight says:

    Well, i guess he wont be performing @ my daughters school next week. I want my 10$ back.

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    ALBoy says:

    thinking about Epson salt has anyone ever drank epsom salt with hot water?

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    :rofl: @Al…

    awww *rubs Lakers ass* :hug:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @genia can u take me back to cali in ur pocket a bish frezzing in D town i hate texas :wail: its snowing and icy as fuk i was driving and skating all at once :cry: it was sooo scary!!!!

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    candibfly says:

    @Ace omg i was glued to the TV and squealing like T__y! *faints*

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    candibfly says:

    *roller blades over to tink* morning :hug: let’s race! *zooms off*

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    **lays on belly so his can rub a sore bish down** NOW DON’T BE SHY RUB ALL U WANT :wink:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    *fans Candi and hands her an El Debarge autographed thong*

    he left some curl juice on there for ya bew…

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    candibfly says:

    *brushes the fur panties laker got me* :yahoo:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    *heats up oil in the microwave*

    my po Laker *rubs ya*

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    Tink Tink says:

    Good Morning His :kiss: I missed you :hug: this much

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    Genia says:

    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @genia can u take me back to cali in ur pocket a bish frezzing in D town i hate texas :wail: its snowing and icy as fuk i was driving and skating all at once :cry: it was sooo scary!!!!
    ______________________________________________________________________
    :wails: I so sorry homegirl!!!!!! bundle up and I will try and send you some of that CALI SUNSHINE..going home for a visit in April!!! so hang in there

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    ALBoy says:

    Candi How you doin baby? slides you a El Debarge Tshirt Dress xtra small :coffee:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    why did i drive up to work and find out i not the only one that hit that ice hard there was an ambulane outise of my job right by thos 4 steps an older lady was laying there rolling in crying in pain thi ice is no fukn joke but if i was that lady workers comp here we come :ashamed:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    :nono: @Tink

    our bond is broken! *folds arms* U hurt me…deeply :wail:

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    Ace says:

    @His

    What’s goin on lil mama…

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @genia its soo cold girl im not liking this chit at all and if i slip one mo fukn time im paking my chit and moving back to inglewood :lol:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Tink Tink do you know that Barnum and Bailey have added a tink tink segment to their show like twenty dudes with springy feets running round jumping dancing when they actually have real meat legs Disrespectful Circus folk :no: I smell a Lawsuit Mane :yes:

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Ace, I’m soooo sleepy! Hows the bright light baby?? and wheres yo e-baby mama??

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    :dead: @real meat legs

    fux wrong wit chu?? :rofl:

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    ALBoy says:

    U hurt me…deeply
    ______________________________________

    :blink: Thats what I was trying to do :coffee: You know the rest

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    Dawn says:

    Good Morning to Tink Tink! Everytime I take the change out my bra I think of you!!

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    candibfly says:

    @AL that extra small is not going to fit over these jugs :no:

    *puts the tshirt on my carebear and snuggles*

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    Ace says:

    Dawn, Laker, Genia

    :hug:

    Alboy, Tink Tink

    *head nods*

    what it do?

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    candibfly says:

    *runs in slow motion to dawn* :hug:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ His I just thought it was really out of line for them to be having fun like haha I gots real legs and Tin Legs I can wear shoes and springy legs at the same time ha ha ha ha ha <–=–evil laugh
    Then you know they be bringing the hadicaped people out there :blink thats how you do show um what they missing? I would have been driving my hoveround all over errr thang screaming I hate you meat having Losers

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @ace :hug: hey there how u and the e-fam doing this mornting??? can i borrow the lil ray of sunshine i need this here ice to melt please and thank you :)

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    ALBoy says:

    AL that extra small is not going to fit over these jugs

    _________________________________

    Oh Really I didnt even think about it not fitting. :no: Um wonchu try it on anyway just to see :coffee:

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    ALBoy says:

    :yes: head nod @ Ace what up

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @al :lol:

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    Dawn says:

    Ace I LOVE your gravi.. I was trying to find a Dee Dee gravi!

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    Dawnnnnnnnnnnn *spanks dat* :hug:

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    Tink Tink says:

    @ Tink Tink do you know that Barnum and Bailey have added a tink tink segment to their show like twenty dudes with springy feets running round jumping dancing when they actually have real meat legs Disrespectful Circus folk
    ___________________________________________________________________
    1-800-LAW-SUIT, I know there’s a grimy lawyer that can help me out with this one.

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    Tink Tink says:

    Wassup DAWN, :hug: are you newmeat a newbie?

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    Tink Tink says:

    what it do?

    I never knew how to answer that question….

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    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    @tink #212 I always answer “it don’t do much, whassup witchu”?

    @Alex yeap, I thought you were a cute boy, too. Remember I asked if that was you in your gravi. Glad you don’t offend easily.

    @everybody .. Good morning! I miss visiting with my crazy cousins (that’s yall) but a bish been busy.

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    His_Mommy623 says:

    PSP! :hug:

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    Dawn says:

    Tink Tink says:

    Wassup DAWN, are you newmeat a newbie?

    _____________

    besdies the fact I’m having difficulty w/ my gravi.. naw I’m not new… unless I need to be.. *wink

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    Alex says:

    @Princess
    No, I don’t. Not unless someone is trying to come at me sideways. :no:

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    FABULOSALAKER says:

    @alex hey lovah how u doing this mornting?? :kiss: **booty pinch**

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    Alex says:

    @Laker :hug:
    Now that I have my morning booty pinch I am good to go. :yes:

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Morning America!!!!!!!

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    pinksghetti says:

    What do you expect because these days the music industry picks rappers who are ex-drug dealers; something they didn’t do back in the 1980’s and early 1990’s.

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    mz_orb says:

    WOW!

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    mz_orb says:

    That’s a shame to come as far as he did to geth caught up in such crap.

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