According to celebrity blogger Karen Civil:

Haitian hip hop star Wyclef Jean just got shot in Delmas Haiti. This news just came in from Haiti, armed gunmen opened fire at Wyclef’s car. Jean was in the car with Busta Rhymes, Jimmy Rosemond and other members of his entourage. No other passengers in the vehicle were injured.

Pras confirms on Twitter: Yes they shot Wyclef and he’s in the hospital and he’ll be fine. They just shot his hand.

Wyclef is in stable condition and is currently being treated in Haiti Hospital for his wound. Minutes before election day and this is going to be the highlight of tomorrow’s election.

Isn't Jimmy Rosemond the same dude who was implicated in the Tupac Shakur shooting case? Hmmm.

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    Guess this is what happens when you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Oh no. Prayers for Wyclef.

  • Eb

    Hmmm..............

  • KAREN

    My God. It sounds like he was targeted. I can imagine how frightening that was. May God be with them all and they return to the US safely.

  • MizzT

    "Minutes before election day and this is going to be the highlight of tomorrow’s election." :S

  • LuvnMeIzEz2Do

    He took alot of money off the backs of his own people... I say well deserved!!!

  • GottaBigOne

    Ms. Rose!

    From All indications you appear to be the only media outlet to have broken this story - - FIRST!

    I saw this late-breaking incident very early this morning on your site.

    How did you get the story so soon ahead of the others?

    Agape,

    GBO

    Brooklyn NY USA

  • Cariblife

    :cosign: w/Luv

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ GottaBigOne: Thanks, but I didn't break this story first. I saw it on Twitter when I came in from the strip club early this morning. Several sources had this story first. One of them was Karen Civil who updated Lil Wayne's blog while he was in prison. :yes:

  • Eb

    This wyclef story gets a *side eye* from me. He should have just released peen pics like everyone else if he needed attention, and the pics with his hand bandaged up are pathetic. MLK and Malcom were murdered.

  • GottaBigOne

    Ms. Rose:

    I thank you for the clarification and as always you give credit where it's due.
    (By the way, I finally see you in all of your fine-ness!
    Your avatar is pretty.)

    GBO

    Brooklyn NY USA

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Get better! Glad his hand was only wounded

  • http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

    LMAO! They don't want him over there!

  • DapisDaShizz

    POOOOO Wyclef. He still trying to get attention. A car full of people and they only get him and in the hand? BULLCRAP, somebody please sit this fool down and explain to him that NOBODY likes him, wants him there, he is not a celeb anymore, is pathetic, and that karma is waiting around the corner to get him GOOD. Liars and thieves are always one step ahead of most but never ahead of KARMA.

  • datsmdubya2u

    They ain't playin with Wyclef down there. Go home Wy.

  • whatdoesitmatter

    Why would someone want to shoot him? Does he owe someone other than Uncle Sam some money?

  • Nicksocrazy

    :shotsfired:

    #mandown

    I say count his blessings and get the heck outta dodge before next time its his head they shoot.

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Sandra Rose says:

    @ GottaBigOne: Thanks, but I didn’t break this story first. I saw it on Twitter when I came in from the strip club early this morning.

    *******************************************

    :shocked:

    TMI

  • http://vimeo.com/17630990 LaTechGrad02

    :dead: at Sandra catching this story after coming home from the strip club.

    I hope he's ok. Isn't Charlie Sheen supposed to be going to Haiti to assist Sean Penn soon? I hope his tiger blood protects him from bullets.

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

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  • Audacious2

    Urhmmm, *side eye* to the allegedly gunmen who ambushed open fire with bad aim.
    Its a blessing he was only shot in the hand.
    I'm hoping this was not self-inflicted for publicity or financial gain. :shrugs:

  • SnootyPooty

    THE 2PAC ANGLE IS INTERESTING!!!!!!! I AM HAPPY HE IS OK....

  • Reezy

    Jimmy Rosemond aka Jimmy Henchman is Wyclefs cousin..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    *clears throat*
    did anyone else think about 'someone please call 911... tell them I just got shot down' ?

    but um. the tweet pras gave was shady as hail. take care of yourself 'clef.

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    *clears throat*
    did anyone else think about ’someone please call 911… tell them I just got shot down’ ?

    _________

    That is funny...

    I hate that he got shot... guess thats kinda what happens when you flex, I guess someone got tired of him using Haiti's name for his financial gain... Sean Penn is there all the time and he never gets shot. Hell didn't Charlie Sheen take his high azz over there and even he didn't get shot... (although he prob shot up...)

    Hmmmmm... I wonder if Lauryn Hill shot him???????? <----kidding :)

  • Spicy_Ma

    I guess they are letting him know that he wouldn't have gotten their votes if he still was able to run for president.

  • Daisy

    Well if we shooting ppl for taking money out the cookie jar the list would be much longer Red Cross/United way etc :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Morning Everyone!!!!

  • bnatural

    Morning all! I had a great weekend!

    Um, I heard on the radio this morning that he got hit with some glass. He assumed he had been shot because of the noise he had heard prior to his hand bleeding but didn't actually know if he had been shot... :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Morning Fam!

    :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Ace...im Livid man!!!!! Cuse lost, Knicks lost, NY is not in a good state of mind right now but how was the weekend Kid?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    THANK GOD IT WAS ONLY HIS HAND...
    GOOD MORNTING SR FAM :waves:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @BRUH HOW BOUT THEM LAKERS :coffee: WE DA BEEEESSST!!! ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTA WHAT!! :wistle: <<<inmydjkaliandtpainvoice!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :whistle: <<<dam emoticon!!!

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    :waves: Good Morning SR Familia!! I hope that everybody had a great weekend!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    You know Laker........I can't wait for the playoffs so I can see your Lakers crash and burn......against either Thunder, Spurs, Dalls, take your pick

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Good Morning Mz.Kim,

    @ Laker but other than that how are you love?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @BRUH BAAWWWWHHAAAHHAAAA!!! :rofl: FUNNY U STILL DRUNK FROM LAST NIGHT OR WHAT??? SOUNDS LIKE A SORE AZZ :think: BUT OTHER THAN THAT IM AWWWSOME BRUH!! :yes: <<headnod #WINNING!!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    DID HE SAY DALLAASS?!?!?!!! :rofl: HE REALLY :blunt: !!!

  • laterthannever

    Hope it wasn't his guitar hand. Wyclef always seems semi shady to me though. Here's to quick healing.

  • Starr

    Have a hard time believing anything that comes out of Clef's mouth. I'll wait for details....

    :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Where is everybody?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    hey er'body...

    oh @Wyclef.... :rollseyes:

    but uh, im more concerned about the advertisement on the sites background..cus Elgins chit is up there blowing like a mufugga.. :rofl: that show does NOTHING for me...srsly

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    *flowing...not blowing (altho I dnt believe for one min that HE has an "ex-wife" hmph! i'm sure he is blowing all thee time)

    hey Bruh :waves:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Awww damn.....glad he aiight
    Good morning fam

  • bnatural

    Oh and Let's gooooo VCU!!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS :hug: GOOD A.M BEUTIFUL
    @MR.BLU HEY THERE SIR HOW U DOING????

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    Good Morn-ting His...............

    Lake-r

    I went to the courthouse and changeded my name... y'all like it?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Quick Roll Call Before Chi gets out of hand

    Blu - nicca put a goddamn shirt on...
    His - Hey Ma!
    Bruh - I ca tell you someone who didnt have a bad day in NYC but you'll be :mad:
    Kingston - *turn on Travis Porter "Bring it Back"* what you do is up to you
    Laker - :hug:
    LadyKim - how are you today?

    :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHITTY WHO U BE??? I SSSCARED!! :cry: HOLD UP MZ.D??? CHOCO??? AWWW I LOSST!! :wail:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE :kiss: <<ONTHECHEEK HOW U DOING THIS A.M MY LIL NERD :grin: HOW WAS THE WEEKND??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @laker it's not Mz. D ...she in the bed right now

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE THEN WHO SHE BE??? IS IT UMMM HECK I LOST :shrug:

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHITTY WHO U BE??? I SSSCARED!! HOLD UP MZ.D???
    ________

    I's be Dawn and I Hails from the panty pudding plantation

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    hey Ace...I'm doing okay...just found out two days ago that I'm about to be a MOMMY (AGAIN)...

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    DANG....That halo that I bought from Candi didn't work....reality hasn't set in yet...

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MZLADY WHAAAAT!! WELL CONNGRATS :yahoo: HOW MANY DOES THIS MAKE??

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    Thanks Laker!!! This will be #3... I have two daughter's already....

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MZLADY AWW HOPEFULY U GET THE LIL MAN :yes: IS HUBBY HAPPY??? ITS GON TAKE SOME TIME TO SET IN BUT ONCE IT DOES :yahoo:

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    he swears that THIS one is a boy....Im just like wow...I have to cut out so much (all over again) I feel so used...lol (joke) its going to be an adjustment all around but I just am worried about the health risks that I face as a result of the preg... :pray:

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    MzLadiKim says:

    hey Ace…I’m doing okay…just found out two days ago that I’m about to be a MOMMY (AGAIN)…

    ______

    I'm so glad that I got fixed, I would just die if I reproduced again...

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith says:

    MzLadiKim says:

    hey Ace…I’m doing okay…just found out two days ago that I’m about to be a MOMMY (AGAIN)…
    ______

    I’m so glad that I got fixed, I would just die if I reproduced again…
    ______

    :whistle: .....well I def can't change anything now...my baby girl Zoey has been SUPER clingy lately and its all making sense now..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @LadyKim

    CONGRAGULATIONS

    :dance:

    Was it planned?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MZ.LADY WELL CONGRATS SWETIE :hug: AND THAKING GOD IT AINT ME I COULDN'T DO IT AT LEAST NOT RIGHT NOW U KNOW I GOT TWO A LIL GIRL AND LIL MAN AND I THINK IM DONE.... :shrug:

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    ACE....Oh noooooo this def wasn't planned... so much for me selling those darn sex toys......

    Laker... I def appreciate it! It is setting in...but all in all I will be okay... #stillfeelingused&iwantmybodyback

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    MzLadiKim says:

    Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith says:

    MzLadiKim says:

    hey Ace…I’m doing okay…just found out two days ago that I’m about to be a MOMMY (AGAIN)…
    ______

    I’m so glad that I got fixed, I would just die if I reproduced again…
    ______

    …..well I def can’t change anything now…my baby girl Zoey has been SUPER clingy lately and its all making sense now..

    _______

    My daughter asked for a brother... I went and rescued a jack russell terrier.. she fusses when he whines... there's no way she would have tolerated an actual baby brother...

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Laker ..... wasssuppppppppppppppp

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    Chitty....girl thats just as bad as another baby...still anotha butt to wash & feed...lmao....OMG Its going to take a few weeks for it to set in that I'm preg...Im due in Nov!

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning All!

    Hope ya'll had a great weekend.

    :whistle: "Go lover, don't you dare stop now. Go longer, you can last more rounds. Pusha harder, don't you dare stop now. Go lover, make mama proud. And when we're done, I don't wanna feel my legs, baby..." - "Motivation," Kelly Rowland :whistle:

    Been listening to that during my entire sh*tty weekend...

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    MzLadiKim says:

    Chitty….girl thats just as bad as another baby…still anotha butt to wash & feed…lmao….OMG Its going to take a few weeks for it to set in that I’m preg…Im due in Nov
    _________

    He's a resuce so he an adult dog BUT he has a cast on his leg and is under weight... you are correct he's like a baby.... :( :)

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    Good Morning SassyOne!

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    StillASassyOne says:

    Morning All!

    Hope ya’ll had a great weekend.

    “Go lover, don’t you dare stop now. Go longer, you can last more rounds. Pusha harder, don’t you dare stop now. Go lover, make mama proud. And when we’re done, I don’t wanna feel my legs, baby…” – “Motivation,” Kelly Rowland
    _______

    I heard this new Kizzy Rowland song... I had the urge to rub out my edges and push my hairline back just a tad

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I LIIIIIKE THE WAAAY U MOOOVE....I LOOOOVE THE WAY U MOVE :whistle: #OUTKASTJUNKY!!

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    @ Chitty....dang I have a baker's rack in my kitchen full of lovely, magnificent drinks...dang....i need a pick-me-up-guys! This is ALOT to process

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning MzLadii! Congrats on your coming addition to the fam! *throws diapers and Gerber food at you*

    Hey Dawn! You don't like tha song? I loves it!!

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    StillASassyOne says:

    Morning MzLadii! Congrats on your coming addition to the fam! *throws diapers and Gerber food at you*
    _________

    THANKS LADY! :waves: I will greatly appreciate that....oh yes & ONLY HUGGIES diapers...lol

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SASSY THAT PEELED AND DIPED IN UGLY CAT IS KINDA :hurl:
    BUT U A BEUTIFUL MAMAS SO HEY LOVELY :hug:

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    StillASassyOne says:

    Morning MzLadii! Congrats on your coming addition to the fam! *throws diapers and Gerber food at you*

    Hey Dawn! You don’t like tha song? I loves it!!

    ________

    I love it, I just had the overwhelming urge to rub out my edges... I don't know why :)

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    chronomentrophobiA <----- I loved Idle wild

  • TwinMom

    Words have power...."Someone Please Call 911".....Remember that!!!!?????

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning Laker!!! :hug: Thank you, you sexy bish! :kiss:

    @MzLadii
    You're welcome! a boatload of Huggies coming your way!

    @Dawn
    LMAO! If the rest of Kelendria's album sounds like that, I'll buy it! She needs to return toher R&B roots! That's definitely her lane!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    HIS and SASO :hug:

    @ SASO Thanks for the laugh this morning I tell you that Cat and that message in your gravi tickles me everytime I see it

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    ALRIGHT PEEPS SEE YALL WAAAY LATEERZ GOTZ TO GET TO THIS TRAVAJO :waves:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Congrats MzLadiK, be continuously blessed sista!!!!

  • candibfly

    :yawn: morning

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    StillASassyOne says:

    @@Dawn
    LMAO! If the rest of Kelendria’s album sounds like that, I’ll buy it! She needs to return toher R&B roots! That’s definitely her lane!

    ___

    I agree, I was like ohhh chit hold up is this the artist formly known as Beyonce sister not salonge... I was jamming... <--Damn I'm old, I just used the word jamming

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Morning Candi....how was your trip?

  • Mother Jefferson

    :shotsfired:

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    Candi did you get my Halo order? I need one made from the ace bandage Y Cleft used to wrap his flesh wound

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    Mother Jefferson... I love watching you on TV funny azz hell!

  • candibfly

    *hops on bruhman's face* it was good. how was ur weekend? :kiss:

  • candibfly

    i got your order, however it will take 25 weeks to process the order with all the custom parts and imported materials we use :yes:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    candibfly says:

    *hops on bruhman’s face* it was good. how was ur weekend?
    ______________________________________

    It was short and busy you know. Been working non-stop trying to stack this dough

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    Thanks for the CONGRATS Bruh!!

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    CANDI- That dayum HALO didn't work! Im preg! *getting my official affidavit together*.....now who exactly does this need to go to? I need all of my hospital fees included in my settlement

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    You know Mz. I am ready to have a child and a WIFE but for some reason I am not able to find any I think I am going to continue to take my time in that venture of my life seriously

  • candibfly

    u must not have read the instructions, the halo does not protect against pregnancies or STDs :no:

    you should've ordered the chastity belt to accompany ur halo

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    Bruh...in due time the things of your heart shall be granted...although this little bumkin was def not planned, I am grateful...esp after being told just last year in Dec that I couldn't have kids anymore...your QUEEN obviously isn't 100% ready for you...but when you find her she will be perfect!

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    candibfly says:

    u must not have read the instructions, the halo does not protect against pregnancies or STDs

    you should’ve ordered the chastity belt to accompany ur halo
    ------

    :kona:

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning Bruh! Glad to make ya smile!

    CANDI!!!!!! :hug: You get "wasted" as intended this weekend?

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    candibfly says:

    i got your order, however it will take 25 weeks to process the order with all the custom parts and imported materials we use
    _______

    Dang, it took less time for my maid to come over from MEXICO

  • candibfly

    i had a nice clean wholesome time sassy! :hump:

    i want to go back :crying:

    how was ur weekend?

  • candibfly

    this lady who switched from contractor to fte is soooo pressed about her new cubicle. going to ikea and pimping her cube. i really don't care about mine. there's nothing personalized in here.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    Great! Glad it went as planned! Mine's sucked major monster balls! The only good news I got is on Friday when one of my bosses told me they submitted me for a raise.

    Come Friday night...my man had ruined my weekend by making me yell, curse and scream at him.....the lil c*nt...

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @ SASO :hug: It'll be alright

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Wassup SR Happy Monday :waves:

    I don't care for Wyclef but no one deserves to be shot I suppose :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    CHOCO!!!!! :hug:
    :waves:

  • candibfly

    oooooh is it a big raise?!

    i need august to hurry up and get here so i can get one. i keep overdrafting for some reason. i'm normally good at budgeting :ashamed:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Bruh
    It's alright now. But he ruined my Friday and most of my Saturday, and then I cursed him out again for good measure on Sunday morning and now I feel much better today.

    Morning Choco!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    candibfly says:

    u must not have read the instructions, the halo does not protect against pregnancies or STDs

    you should’ve ordered the chastity belt to accompany ur halo
    __________________
    :rofl: Congrats MzLilKim

    Good Morning Everyone!! Too many of yall for a roll call!! :waves: For the first time ever I was wanting the wkend to fly by!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Candi
    It's not you it's the bank they are effing with how they pay your debit so they can overdraft you! REAL!

    @Sasso
    Hope your Monday is better than your weekend!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    It's 5K.....but who knows if by the time it gets through my branch chief and everybody else, if it'll still be taht 5K. It better be or I'm slashing some tires.... :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Welp sometimes thats all you need is a good ol cussin' session to exorcise the demons outta someone lol

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hugs: Bruh and Alex

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    ALEX........Oh Happy DAYS, OH HAPPY DAYS ITS ALEX IN THIS MUTHA

  • candibfly

    u are right choco. but this time i'm pretty sure it was my frequent trips to target and just swiping my card w/o looking at my balance like my last name was trump *sigh*

    that's a good amount sassy. when i hear ppl saying i got a raise and they say they got a 50 cent raise or dollar extra, i'm like why would ppl even give that much of a raise, can u even feel that?

  • candibfly

    alexxxxxx! *hands u the coat with all the ny buttons like eddie murphy had on when they first got to queens*

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    I would like to comment on the recent NCAA Tournament and say I have threw out my bracket...Syracuse Lost and will not be playing UNC so there is no need to watch anymore

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Bruh
    I am here!! What we talking about today? :think:

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning Alex!

    @Candi/Choco
    I used to work at several banks and that's kind of true. They pay your bigger purchases first so that you can overdraft on a bunch of little sh*t. If you have $200 in the bank, and you pay an $175 bill, and make 12 purchases of $3 each. They'll pay the $175 bill first so that they can hit you with OD fees 5x for the little $3 buys, instead of paying the $3 purchases first so you incur ONE OD fee for the $175.

    I used to have explain that to people who's account would miraculously have 7-8 OD fees for purchases under $10 all the time. :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    someone please call 9-1-1
    tell em i just got my hand cut by glass and not really shot

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    Choco and Alex the grape... what up bishes?????????????????????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    Thank you BFF!! I'm bout to go walk around the complex in it screaming we're in NY now, let us dress as new yorkers!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    I know.... anything less than a $1 is like... :blink: "Bish, you could've kept that!"

    I think my job is really trying to keep me though- I think they can tell I'm starting to get that "I need more money" itch. They already told me that come Summer, my task order will change to me teleworking 4 days a week.... :yahoo:

    C'mon July!!!!!!

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    RatchetFree says:

    candibfly says:

    u must not have read the instructions, the halo does not protect against pregnancies or STDs

    you should’ve ordered the chastity belt to accompany ur halo
    __________________
    Congrats MzLilKim
    __________________

    THANKS! You are def putting a smile on my face!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @SASO
    But isn't the new credit card bill supposed to put an end to that? I thought that they were stopping them from taking that big piece of the pie first and limiting the # of overdraft fees. :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    GM all :wave:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Saso
    That bill is mostly for credit card companies, not banks who can work through debit. And the number of OD fees is limited as of like 2 years ago. I think they have to cap it at no more than 4-5 per day.

    When I was working at the banks- 2006-2008, they were racking those OD fees up like crazy.

  • lexdiamonz

    word from my Hatian peeps is cat lying he didnt get popped COME ON SON!!!

    GTFOHWTBS!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    I have the thing with BofA where they round you up to the next dollar and transfer it to your savings. A bish can't stand going over the dollar mark at the pump. I refuse to let those cents go to savings....I need that in the tank.

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning Kei!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey Dawn and Kei!! :hug:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    G'Morning everyone. Hope everyone is having a good start of the work week!

    Mine started with rain, thunder and lightening......sun is shining for now!!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Alex
    I'm with Wachovia and I have that thing where for every purchase I make, they put an extra $1 into my "Way 2 Save" account. And that account serves as my OD protection for my main checking so they just balance each other out. I used to transfer that $$ back into my checking once a week, now I haven't touched it in well over 300 purchases ago...I'm kinda proud. Going to see how long I can let it build. :yes:

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning Therapist!

    Yep- the DMV got hit with all kinds of un-Heavenly weather this morning. Sun's out for now, though.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    Boy I thought I was going into labor last night turned out to be Braxton Hicks contractions boy was I happier then a opahn getting rice.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: Chitty

    @Sass
    I already know the deal that's y I don't do banks anymore GREENDOT - what you don't have can not be paid - they used to get me every pay check and I'm LIKE AINT NO WAY IM THAT DAMN CARELESS WITH MY MONEY! :nana: #UWONTGETTHISONE

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @SASO
    Yeah, I have overdraft protection and thankfully I haven't had any overdrafts in years. :yahoo: But certain purchases are easier to keep up with when they are even....gas and restaurant bills. I always make the tip even the bill out. That way I know if someone is playing with the numbers and changing their tip. :nono:

  • candibfly

    as soon as i stepped out to take my dog to pee the skies opened up :(

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    that’s a good amount sassy. when i hear ppl saying i got a raise and they say they got a 50 cent raise or dollar extra, i’m like why would ppl even give that much of a raise, can u even feel that?
    _______________________

    Shyt I am awaiting my boss to call me over to her desk like she had me wirte this letter on what I have accomplished and learned since working here at the bank so I am like I better have a raise on deck meaningful in the range of $500 to $1000 extra a year

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: Kei and Therapist

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    You bought your benz with a green dot? :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Ratchet I bought my benz with CASH :coffee:

  • candibfly

    well i thought i had overdraft protection but they take it from my savings AND charge me $10. i don't remember there being a fee associated a year ago. #bastards

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    :hug: Choco gm

  • Chitty Citty Bang Bang Smith

    I just ran outta cheerios is it to early to eat my lunch?

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    Yeah- I be saying that I'ma take my money out all of the banks and go back to stockpiling it in a mattress, but that electronic bill pay just be sooo easy!

    @Alex
    I keep all of my receipts and at restaurants, I write down what I paid on the tip and total on the "merchant" and customer copy so, I KNOW if they get stupid with it. I keep all of my receipts until they clear the bank and I go over my account every morning before 9 AM (except on weekends.)

    Haven't OD'd in almost 4 years.

  • candibfly

    fvck y'all charging me for, obviously i ain't got it if i'm overdrafting :lol:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    RatchetFree says:

    @Choco
    You bought your benz with a green dot?
    _____________________________________

    :rofl: Green Dot.......Really?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    The weather this am had me thinking strange things :shrugs:

  • candibfly

    some days my lunch is gone before 10 am :crying:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Good morning Choco, SASO, CANDI and all

    Yeah as soon as I got in my car in unleashed it's wrath. I started to turn around get back in the bed and suddenly become ill...but I decided to be a responisble adult and come to work

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    I am craving a Spicy Chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-a, with Ranch dressing and a ice-cream cone with chocolate fudge....who is going to be my lovie and treat me & the bun

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    Yeah- some banks charge you for moving the cash from your savings to checking for OD protection. What bank are you with? If you have a "Way to Save" or "Keep the Change" account like at Wachovia or BofA, they should use that account as your OD protection for FREE. No charge for moving the money over.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    Stange things such as?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    :lol: Just messing with u.

    @Candi
    Yeah, that's the going rate for overdraft protection. $10 is better than $36 I guess. I found that if I catch that charge on the same day and go transfer the money from the savings myself, they will put back what they transferred and take off the fee. But u have to be on top of it to catch it. You need an accountant? I'm available....for a fee. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    damn, still with this post?
    that damn 911 song has been in my head since dude got shot. smh.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    Greendot works just like a debit card with a bank the bank is Columbus Trust I get direct deposit and everything Im about to get another one for my car note only. Funny or not - the bank is not getting my money at all! I don't even use other banks so I don't have to pay an ATM I use the banks for us!

  • candibfly

    sassy i have bank of america! which is why i'm like wtf. i have keep the change.

    *puts down 'call BoA to my to do list*

    morning therapist. i was gonna call in to, but i feel like i've been doing that like every monday so i decided to be responsible :rolleyes:

  • StillASassyOne

    @therapist
    You too?! :lol: I walked outside. Saw the skies and heard the rain. Went back upstairs and started wrapping my hair back up and taking my shoes off.

    Then I decided just to be a "good" employee and come to work anyway.....(at least until my raise goes through). :coffee:

    @Bruh
    Raises for everybody!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Alex
    I keep all of my receipts and at restaurants, I write down what I paid on the tip and total on the “merchant” and customer copy so, I KNOW if they get stupid with it. I keep all of my receipts until they clear the bank and I go over my account every morning before 9 AM
    _________________
    Yep, me too!! :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    Mel B is pregnant :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    Chevy chase did that to me charged me $25 for moving my own money from one account to the other :nono: CREDIT and CLOSE ACCT

    @Kei
    You don't want to know but it has to do with living in revelations.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    The weather this am had me thinking strange things
    _____________________
    Oh lawd!!! I don't think I even want to know. :no: But you can make me laugh anyway. :yes:

  • candibfly

    alex yeah i just transfer on my own too when i know its going negative but i've been careless and not looking and just swiping. one time i thought i had a few hundred in there, went to look...-$58 :crying:

    but i just transferred a few hundred over so that there wouldn't be an overdraft

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    Oh!! I have 7 accounts spread out at 3 banks. NONE of them make money off of me cause I don't OD or nothing. If anything, I make money off of them cause I they pay me interest.

    @Candi/Alex
    So BofA charge for the OD protection even on the KTC accounts?! Wow! #ThatsWhyIDumpedThemBishesForWachovia :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    MORNING LOVERS & LOVETTES :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Sass
    Chevy chase did that to me charged me $25 for moving my own money from one account to the other
    _______________
    To move your own shyt?!? :shocked: Time to start keeping the money in a crown royal bag.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    That's wassup
    Hey Harlem :waves:

    @Alex
    Im not trying to make you laugh today :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    :hug: Miss good morning

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    Yep and that's y they credited me my $25.00 and account was promptly closed upon my return to the states from Puerto Rico! I need all my spending change while on vacation!

  • candibfly

    harlem! :hug:

  • KayCeiSoul

    Good Morning SR Fam! :waves:

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI (although you didnt hit me back my tat still here), CHOCO, KEIIIIIII how are you lovely ladies?!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ sassy
    Wachovia? i thought Wachovia turned into Wells Fargo?
    Wells Fargo boarded all the wachovias up and changed the signs here. maybe its just a Texas thing?

  • MissHarlem

    ALEX :kiss: hey love

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    Have you tried a credit union? I have 3 credit union accounts with 2 different ones and then BofA.

    @SASO
    I went back to BofA from Wachovia. Hated the customer service. It all depends on what problems you've had with either that determines whether or not you like one or the other. BofA always gave me my money back. Some ba$tard was shopping in Oakland, CA with my debit card #. Tried to spend $200 at walmart. They called, emailed, and texted me within minutes to alert me. They knew it couldn't be me, I had just purchased lunch at my job. Can't get from GA to CA in 30 mins.

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Harlem.. Oww!!! Whats good Love? :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: KayCei

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    I'm okay Miss, how are you?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Alex
    Im not trying to make you laugh today
    _________________
    But I need it!! :wail: It's Monday!! The new boo been in Miami since Thurs. Tonight isn't coming fast enough. :wail:

  • candibfly

    i was so busy sight seeeing :hump:

    and i had my dog with me too. not used to having my dog poop right on the sidewalk :ashamed:

    he's so scared of manholes, etc. he was annoying to walk in the city *scowls*

  • MissHarlem

    BRUH hey hun I am good :hug:

    KEI nothing much just in a good mood

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Harlem
    *Stands back and looks you up and down* Hey my special love. :hug: :kiss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Ratchet
    Yes but Im fine the way I have it boo TRUST IM GOOD - I could be with a bank or a credit union - NOT FOR ME I have WAY MORE CONTROL OVER MY MONEY THIS WAY!

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI I knew you were busy :side eye: yea if your dog is not use to the city it would be annoying. They get distracted at everything that was my dog when she was a puppy.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    Well when she returns Im sure yall will laughing it up...

  • MissHarlem

    ALEX
    *twirls around so you can see me in all my splendor* hey boo good to see you this morning :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Is Sandra taking a day off? :shrug:

  • candibfly

    that's why this is his last trip for the next 8 years. and i am NEVER driving up there again. $58748 in tolls :crying:

    8743 hours in traffic just to get to the holland tunnel (i left late) and potholes every 3 seconds.

    next time, snoopy will be at the pethotel HERE and i will be on the megabus :yahoo:

  • candibfly

    alex there is a new post...about wyclef

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    I know this is off topic but has anyone ever punched your significant other while you were sleep because you were having a dream your were fighting?

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI awww sorry hun but depending on the route you could have skipped the holland tunnel all together. I make it my business to never use that tunnel it has to be a major life or death emergency :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    so I'm just getting straight up ignored today? no hellos or nada? that's cool. :coffee:

  • candibfly

    bruhman :no:

    pooted on. yes. punched. no

    i'd prob punch his azz back eventho it was in his sleep :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    Hey Kingston!!! :waves:
    Yeah- Wachovia did get bought out by Wells Fargo, but all of the brancges here still say: "Wachovia" and just inside says: "a component of Wells Fargo bank."

    @Alex
    Yeah, I bank with M&T, Wachovia and a credit union. But I hated the customer service at BofA. They changed my credit card due date on me with NO notification knowing I had it electronically debited from my BofA checking account 3 days before the known due date, so they changed my due date to 2 days before they 3 days. They had paid my bill late and took late fee charges out for 2 months before I noticed. Bishes...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Bruh
    Ummm....no :no:

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning Harlem! :hug:

    MY bff went up to NYC this weekend! Bought me back some strawberry cheesecake from Juniors too! Mhhhhhhhmmmm!!

  • candibfly

    harlem my boo called himself driving me thru the city (i guess he thinks i can't handle the mean streets of nyc in my car) and took me that way.

    i was so pissed when we left manhattan to go to brooklyn and went thru a tunnel for $6.50 :mad:

    for what?! stop using the gps, u supposed to know this stuff u live here. take me the toll free way! :crying:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Bruh
    No but my ex hubby and my ex slapped me I was sooo pizzed :shotsfired:

  • KayCeiSoul

    :offtopic:

    I saw Rasaan Patterson and Rachelle Ferrell in concert this weekend. Rasaan's voice is awesome, but he has zero stage presence. He looked a lil' uncomfortable.
    Has anyone else seen him in concert and noticed this? It was like his arms were mashed up in his shoulders.

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    LOL I remember having this dream I was getting jumped, I think it went back to college when I was jumped because I was whoopin one of these kids arses for jumpin my boy but I guess it decided to run through my mind and I was with one of my ex's and she was like I almost hit her I was, glad you ducked and as far as Pooted on? I know I be fartin in my sleep but if my boo did that I would be like im sleepin on the couch

  • candibfly

    i had pinkberry for the first time up there. i think they have one coming soon (not sure if its here yet) in DC. and there's one in VA.

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    Kei says:

    Mel B is pregnant
    ----------
    i musta had the same drink she had.....dang

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ sassy
    girl, they removed all traces of anything that said Wachovia here. my mom had them & was so mad they switched that she went to Washington mutual who switched to chase. lol

    did y'all hear att bought t mobile?

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI he got money to waste and time that takes you out the way when he could have just used the FREE manhattan bridge in downtown bk. That makes NO sense at all. Maybe he just wanted to sight see with you who knows :shrug:

    SASO hey hun :kiss: cheescake hmmmmm

    KINGSTONN guhl what gwon hun

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Sup Kingston :waves: You better come in here saying WASSUP FIRST LIKE WE ALL DO :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: Twin, you made it back safely!!!!

    :hellos: to Alex, Choco & Sassy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Bruh
    Maybe that's a male thing. :shrug:

    @Choco
    How do u react to something like that? Did u believe that it was a dream?

  • candibfly

    harlem *whispers* i just think he doesn't know his way around as good as he thinks he does

    i want my $6.50 back. :mad:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    Yes I believed it was a dream cuz when I slapped them both back they were like WTF :lol:

    :waves: @ YALL

  • candibfly

    twin! :hug:

    *hands u an autographed eric la salle soul glo poster*

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    @ Kingston....ummm I do not believe you came thru the door with a greeting darling.....but Good Morning to you

  • yallcrazy

    MzLadi

    Congrats on your blessing!!!

    :rockingbabyemocon: :)

  • mirsmommy

    I've been gone allllll week, and ain't none of yall e-heffas checked on me!!!!! :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    Oh! :lol: I would be pissed. Especially if you leave a mark!!

    @Yall
    Guten Tag!!!

    @Candi
    *Hands you 65 cents on your toll fare*

  • KayCeiSoul

    LOL I remember having this dream I was getting jumped, I think it went back to college when I was jumped because I was whoopin one of these kids arses for jumpin my boy but I guess it decided to run through my mind and I was with one of my ex’s and she was like I almost hit her I was, glad you ducked and as far as Pooted on? I know I be fartin in my sleep but if my boo did that I would be like im sleepin on the couch

    **************************
    LOL! I have punched, slapped, and clean kicked my babes out of the bed.
    But my ex takes the cake. He farted (was too major to be a poot) in his sleep, the smell woke me up out of my sleep, and I thought there was a sewage backup in the basement or a gas eye on. I was truly terrified that his house was going to blow up.

    O'on know what kind of fart this was, but I woke him up, asked him did he do it, he said no, so we commenced to check the basement and the kitchen stove. I was walking around with my scarf sagging over one eye.

    It wasn't until I went BACK into the bedroom and smelled that dead ghost fart again that I realized we'd been chasing a fart at 3 in the morning. I just shook my head and said "Dayum."

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    I punch and kick my husband nightly he expects it :shrug:

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI *whispers* he doesnt at all that was way out of the way and do you know what I could do with 6.50. *hands you a 10 dollar bill for your troubles*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    The slap wasn't that hard but don't be hitting me period

    :hugs: @ MIRS :lol:

  • candibfly

    @Candi
    *Hands you 65 cents on your toll fare*

    -----------------------------

    *gets the rest from ur wallet on the night stand* thanks bff! :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    It wasn’t until I went BACK into the bedroom and smelled that dead ghost fart again that I realized we’d been chasing a fart at 3 in the morning. I just shook my head and said “Dayum
    ______________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Is that German? It's too early Alex.

  • candibfly

    this is why i love u harlem! :love:

    i want to come back when the weather is nicer. he was soooo adamant about buying me some wallabee's. shyts was comfy tho. nig felt like she was walkin on air for the most part. i was like these things cost over a 100 bones? glad he bought em cause i wouldn't pay that much.

  • yallcrazy

    LOL! I have punched, slapped, and clean kicked my babes out of the bed.
    But my ex takes the cake. He farted (was too major to be a poot) in his sleep, the smell woke me up out of my sleep, and I thought there was a sewage backup in the basement or a gas eye on. I was truly terrified that his house was going to blow up.

    O’on know what kind of fart this was, but I woke him up, asked him did he do it, he said no, so we commenced to check the basement and the kitchen stove. I was walking around with my scarf sagging over one eye.

    It wasn’t until I went BACK into the bedroom and smelled that dead ghost fart again that I realized we’d been chasing a fart at 3 in the morning. I just shook my head and said “Dayum.”
    --------------------------------------------------------------

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ going to check the stove!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey KayCei!!
    :dead: at the dead ghost fart

    @Yall
    It is German!! Sprechen sie Deutsch?

  • candibfly

    i used my new deep wave iron. had the sexy wavy big hair. i felt like beyonce. was struttin down the street like george jefferson the entire weekend.

  • yallcrazy

    @Bruh, I've elbowed a couple people right out of their sleep and didn't know what I'd done...

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning @Ya'll!!!! And @Mirs!!!! Where ya been?

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI they are comfortable but honestly I havent seen a soul rock em since the 90's except Ghostface but I love him so he can do that :lol:
    Come back when its nicer and I got you on the good eats and drinks.

  • MissHarlem

    MIRSSSSSS salute what up doe

  • StillASassyOne

    :no: at some of ya'll stories. My man already snores like a hibernating grizzly bear. (So bad that I cannot fall asleep if he falls before me in the same room.) If he starts farting and punching- our relationship WILL end.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    mirs!
    i thought you got the underground newsletters..no?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    My sister use to sneak and my bed at night and one morning she woke up with a black eye. :shrug: She got me back tho by stabbing me in my forehead with a fork.

  • yallcrazy

    @Alex,

    I only know one German saying & it may apply here.

    Mox Nix. I'm not sure that I've spelled it correctly. But this is the term that I use almost daily. Mox nix=it doesn't matter to me, or as I like to say that shat don't make me one way or the other.

    If there are any Germans reading this, feel free to correct me :)

  • candibfly

    harlem i won't have snoopy with me or have to worry about my car, its on :danban1:

    i finally got to go to the bbq place fette sau in brooklyn. it was ok. the weekend flew by too fast!

    i want to go out too harlem next time i come. (i didn't get to do much sat night bc i had the bg's :crying: i was in the bathroom soo long my boo opened the door and asked, are u ok? :-/)

  • yallcrazy

    @Twin, what's the brand of iron?

    I recently replaced a "wet to straight" that I had but it's just not right. Hmmp.

  • yallcrazy

    @Twin, what's the brand of iron?

    I recently replaced a "wet to straight" that I had but it's just not right. Hmmp.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Harlem
    They still wear them in the south. My lil cuz got some. Loves wearing them with his skinny jeans thinking he's a rock star. Why he talking about he wants his hair like Bradley Cooper(the hangover)?!? I said boy, you's a negro!! Your hair will not look like that but I swear he puts every type of gel and paste in his hair and it looks like :wtf: But he get's offended when we tell him that.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ Harlem
    I started typing in patois in reply to your hey and started eating a doughnut so I guess it didn't post. lol. :hug:

  • candibfly

    @twin the Tigi Bedhead Deep Wave Iron.

    deep wave, but the regular one will make it look like ur back in the 80s with crimped hair.

    @alex they kinda looked like them nurse's shoes with the thick sole, but last time i was in nyc my feet were on fire u hear me?! so i let him buy them

  • candibfly

    i meant NOT the regular one :nono:

    #saynotocrimps

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    Did you catch anything on Broadway? When I was there I caught Fences starring Denzel Washington. It was good!! :thumbsup:

  • MissHarlem

    KINGSTONN its all love either way :hug:

    ALEX its all good down south they still rock stuff we got rid of decades ago so hes ok leave him alone :lol:

    CANDI its onnnnnn we can go wherever you like and cab it most of the time

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    Wait! Your boo opened the door on you while you had the bg's?! He must really love you!

    OMG! You poo'd at his house? With him there? HOW?! :wail:

    The humiliation!

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    yallcrazy says:

    MzLadi
    Congrats on your blessing!!!
    :rockingbabyemocon:
    __________________

    Thanks hunny!!!

  • candibfly

    no alex but i def wanna do broadway! SR nyc trip :yahoo:

    harlem we finally used a cab. it was like $7. i was like fvck we been on the train the whole time and the cab was only 7 bones :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Harlem
    The shoes are ok. But that hair.... :nono: You would have to see it.

  • candibfly

    sassy i was staying at a hotel this time. and he was in my room, we were eating bbq.

    i was on the pot with my head in my hands. i wasn't expecting him to open the door. cause i sure wouldn't if he was cause judging by his farts my eyebrows would be singed off the moment the door opened.

    he said i knew something was wrong bc there's food in here and ur not eating :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Alex
    My bff went to Broadway on Satirday and saw "The Muthaf**ker with the Hat." (It's a Chris Rock production.) She said it was ok, not that funny for a usual CR production, but that all the white folks up there found it hilarious.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    :rofl: Bless your heart! You know your stomach is really tore up when you just sitting on the seat with your hands on your knees holding your head up! LMAO! #BeenThereManyATeamBeingLactoseIntolerantAndAll

    But I'd have had to tel him to go take a walk. I CANNOT do #2 with anybody in the same house/hotel room as me. I'll hold it.

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI yea my money goes to cabs its convenient chit when they use to be 5 min I was in there all the time.

    ALEX :lol: leave him alone I say

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    That happened to me too when I was there. We were in Chinatown and my stomach started rumbling. I had to buy something in order to get in the bathroom line at Burger King. It was like 10 ppl in line and I was about to die. The bathroom was already underground and the roof was only about 5 ft tall. When I tell u that was the most disgusting feeling ever!!! I was like plz let's go so I can go to the hotel and shower. I felt so unsanitary. :no:

  • yallcrazy

    @Candi

    My brother "is on Broadway". He was in Hair. He always has something going on. Next time you go, we'll try to hook you up. His name is Mykal Kilgore.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @SASO
    Of course THEY did. :lol:

  • candibfly

    alex u blew the roof off burger king?! :rofl:

    i was so glad there wasn't any seating so we took our food back to the room, cause the MINUTE i got in the room i was ooooh shyt. literally.

  • candibfly

    @twin oooooh *squeals like 20,000 baby piglets* yes i will let you know!

  • MissHarlem

    SASO girl you good I dont hold my chit for a soul if I gots to go I gots to go. Chit she/he chits too :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    One bad case of the BG's out of town has made me always take a "beano" pill or two (every morning out of town), those things work! You would even pass nothing with those! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    *wouldn't

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    Yes Lawd!! Don't you laugh!! We were staying in Manhattan and caught the train to Brooklyn and Chinatown. I could not wait nor risk getting on the train and having to drop a load right then and there. :nono: My stomach was hurting so bad!! It was from the Pasta and Margarita the night before.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi & Alex
    That's HILARIOUS!! BTW: I don't do public bathrooms either. I have driven 50 mins across town with my stomach hurting so bad I was crying just to go to my OWN damn bathroom. I just cannot..... :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    I cannot use public restrooms hell I can't even use the bathroom at other people homes. Thank goodness our house has 3 bathrooms !

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Yall
    So, on Candi gets a hook-up? Some kind of sister you are. :mad:

  • candibfly

    :rofl: i'm laughing WITH you alex

    when u came out the burger king bathroom i'm sure the ppl in line were scowling at u like this nasty bastard didn't just spill her innards in here

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    Morning All..
    @Candi I bought 2 pair of Clarks last summer from the Johson Creek Outlet. Feel like you walking on gummi worms. Took one pair to this asian dude and got em died blue and cream.......

  • pinksghetti

    @ GottaBigOne: Thanks, but I didn’t break this story first. I saw it on Twitter when I came in from the strip club early this morning.
    ____________________________________________

    We didn't have to hear all that now, LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Ummm....I don't like public bathrooms either but what was a bish to do?!? I could not get on the train smelling all shytty. :nono: Hell, I could not imagine walking around with a load that already came out and I'm still carrying it. :no:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yall
    LMAO! What happened out of town with your BG's?

    @SASO
    Been with this man for 7 years and he has never been around or smelled a fart/burp/poo of mine. :nono: He said he's not even sure if I actually DO take sh*ts and I like to keep it that way.

    #ImALady
    #LadiesCantDropLoads
    #GotAnalMusclesTighterThanAWrestlersHeadLock

    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Excuse me, Alexandria :rofl:

    What kind of sister are you to not know that you are already included?

    Disclaimer:Not Alex's real name :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Harlem
    The second part of #269 is for you. My copy & paste be going all kindsa wrong!

  • candibfly

    @awesome they really were comfy! a nig was diddy boppin down the street. i wouldn't normally pick out that style tho. they most shoes look good on my feet *flips hair* #humble

    *shaves AWESOME A in ur hair*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    :rofl: And all I can remember is that's when Burger King started selling those ribs!! I was like :wtf: . These restaurants need to stay in their lane.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    My brother's gf has to go to the restroom ever damn place she walks into. I have to ask her retarded ass if she used the bathroom before we go somewhere.

  • pinksghetti

    Glad he is ok. Scary situation.

  • yallcrazy

    Sassy, I almost exploded on the car ride to Disney World. I had ate all kind of "free food" LOL, and hadn't went to the bathroom in probably 2 days, and when it hit me it was bad. I had to go up in a Red Roof Inn lobby! :rofl:

    I told everybody in the van that I got locked in the bathroom. I was so embarrassed, kept sniffing and ish :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    @ Sassy and da crew, I was out due to strep throat, and my youngest had bronchitis. :wail:

  • StillASassyOne

    Morning Awesome!!

    @Alex
    :rofl: Now THAT would have been funny! You on the train with sh*t in your pants! I'm sure NYorkers have seen stranger things on the train though...

    @Kei
    Me either. I've gots to be REAL close to you to use your bathroom. Right now, it's only my house, my fav cousin's house, or my moms house (cause she has 4 of them suckers spread out on 3 floors- I can do it without anyone knowing) :ashamed:

  • yallcrazy

    @Candi
    What's the brand of comfy shoes?

  • candibfly

    @twin the dumbest mistake i made was having a wendy's baconator on a road trip to nc. me and the girl i was riding with had to stop at a laquinta and go on the lobby! she dashed to the women's and i was stuck in the men's restroom which smelled like someone had a rough night *scowls* :crying:

  • candibfly

    @twin clark's

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ mirs
    damn, strep? ouch. :hug:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yall
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ain't that the worst?!! When you have to go to the bathroom with a bunch of folks waiting on you? And then have to come back and make up a lie about why it took you 30+ minutes just to pee cause you don't want them to know your stomach was tore up?!

    :rofl:

    You.Are.NOT.Alone!!

  • yallcrazy

    Baconator's are the bomb though! Next pop a Beano. You should do an experiment and see how you feel after drinking dairy.

    It's like magic in a pill I tell you!

  • MissHarlem

    SASO :lol: I figured my cousin is just like you

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Yall
    :rofl: I'm already not regular. Bish go once every 2 wks or sometimes 3, so when it gets set off by some bad food or something, Imma need a lil some extra time in there. :lol: But there is nothing like being out when the shyt hits the fan. (pun intended)

  • StillASassyOne

    @Mirs
    Oh no! Is everybody okay now?! :hug: I hope you all are feeling much better! It's just that time of year for folks to get ill, ya know?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    Glad you're better Mirs and your child

  • yallcrazy

    *Next time pop a Beano.

    @Sassy, & I dared a mugg to ask me exactly how did I get locked in the bathroom :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Glad you and the little one are better Mirs!! We missed u!! With you gone, I can't be ratchet!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    My sister put some milk in my hot cocoa once ( bish knows I'm lactose intolerant) and boy I almost pooped in her car. Thinking back I've should've

  • yallcrazy

    Oh no Alex, (I'm going in to Mama mode now)

    Do you eat your fibers? Bananas? Silium husk powder? Nuts?

  • yallcrazy

    @Kei, you should've let one loose on her in the car! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLxMpbaRTU Kei

    Alex needs some Metamucil

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Yall and Kei
    I try to take that stuff but I'm not always successful. I've been like that since I was young. Chronic constipation. Been diagnosed. Maybe one day I'll get better with it.

  • yallcrazy

    @Alex, You tried berries?

    Now I'm just the opposite. I go every day & if I get a whiff of something foreign (not necessarily a bad odor, even certain perfumes) It's on & I have to rush to go use it!

    :rofl: at us sharing our "business" :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Yall
    The only berries I eat are strawberries. Guess this is put it out there Monday!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    Try Super Colon Cleanse :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: PUT IT OUT THERE MONDAY

  • mirsmommy

    Thanks Kei and Sassy :hug:

    On yall's bathroom topic, I lets it be known I'm bout to tear it down. :lol: My announcements usually start off with, "Listen here, I gots to take a mean shyt, so beware." :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    Acidophilus pills make me go too!

    This keeps Y.I.'s away too!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Alex
    Try eating apples. Everytime I eat an apple, I have to go within an hour or so. It's a good fiber source. I try to eat 1-2 apples a day to keep my regular.

  • mirsmommy

    Kei says:

    Alex needs some Metamucil
    _______________________

    Or two day old collard greens. :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    Cosign the *Lactobillus Acidophillus pills keeping away Y.I.'s*

    TRUST ME ON THIS.

  • yallcrazy

    @Sassy, I OD on those! All the time!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    [HOPS IN CONVO]

    "On yall’s bathroom topic, I lets it be known I’m bout to tear it down. My announcements usually start off with, “Listen here, I gots to take a mean shyt, so beware.”

    Mirs, I do the same chit and my Dad thinks im being influenced by my boo thang cause he will fart & chit ANYWHERE.

  • mirsmommy

    yallcrazy says:

    Acidophilus pills make me go too!

    This keeps Y.I.’s away too!
    ________________

    Really???? Researching Acidophilus pills :pc:

  • mirsmommy

    Cocoabana says:

    [HOPS IN CONVO]

    “On yall’s bathroom topic, I lets it be known I’m bout to tear it down. My announcements usually start off with, “Listen here, I gots to take a mean shyt, so beware.”

    Mirs, I do the same chit and my Dad thinks im being influenced by my boo thang cause he will fart & chit ANYWHERE.
    ________________

    :lol: When you gotta go, ya gotta go. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Yall
    I have some of those in the fridge now. Dang, palm reader asked me why I had them if I wasn't going to take them. Guess she knew what she was talking about.

    @Choco
    I'll look into it. Is it pills? I hate pills. The only ones I take religiously are BC pills.

    @SASO
    I eat apples. Sometimes it helps, sometimes it doesn't. It's like my stomach is immune to stuff that should make me go. I keep apple juice around but it's hit or miss.

    @Mirs
    :nono: Don't eat any greens.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    Yes and they are easy on your system for the most part!

  • yallcrazy

    White Grape Juice gives me the BG's.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @yall
    It has been concluded that everything gives you the bg's. :lol: You just keep the beano around.

  • yallcrazy

    @Alex, yes, that about sums it up.

    That's the worst though, because I never know how my stomach is gonna be. That's why I have been taking the Beano since last Nov.

    Whoever was looking for acidolphilus. Try GNC.

  • KayCeiSoul

    Hey Alex/Ratchet! :hug: It was like a ghost had died again and was sitting in the corner of the room watching t.v. :no:

    @Choco and Y'all - y'all silly! LOL! I swear I had not smelled nothing like that up 'til then, and still haven't since.

    I truly thought we were going to make it, get married, have kids, and grow old together after enduring that.
    His stank self turned out to be a playboy though.