Four months after giving birth to a premature baby girl, local Atlanta Socialite Monyetta Shaw is expecting again.

This will be the second child for Shaw and R&B singer/songwriter Ne-Yo, who are proud parents of Madilyn Grace Smith. Ne-Yo is hoping for a boy this time, according to a source close to Ne-Yo’s camp.

You may recall that Ne-Yo, real name Shaffer Chimere Smith, Jr., was duped into believing a boy born in 2005 was his. But subsequent tests revealed the child was not his.

In an August 2010 interview with British tabloid The Sun, Ne-Yo said of Monyetta, “I have a friend. Not a girlfriend. She’s carrying my child, but knows I can’t commit. She doesn’t mind other women.”

As for Monyetta, she is living the high life after opening a high end clothing boutique in Buckhead last year with Ne-Yo’s money. The boutique has yet to turn a profit. But Monyetta can often be seen steering her Maybach drop top around the Buckhead area with a baby car seat in the back. The luxury automobile has room for 5 additional baby car seats, and sources tell me that Monyetta isn’t done dropping babies for Chimere.

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  • rockstar

    If that doesn’t scream i’m :gay: what does?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Dang no wait time huh??? :lol:

  • candibfly

    so she’s a surrogate mother for him and his ‘partner’? :shrugs:

  • Jessie

    Yep! Keep making babies with a man who doesn’t love or respect you enough to marry you and create a secure family life with you. Women!

  • yvonne79

    If they like it, I love it!

  • FoxE

    Well.. :coffee: Atleast we know he’s :hump: someone…lol

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CANDI i was think the same thing??? :lol:

  • candibfly

    i like the color of her dress :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @NE-YO
    ““I have a friend. Not a girlfriend. She’s carrying my child, but knows I can’t commit. She doesn’t mind other women.”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga please.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    I ain’t goin lie, ol girl in that second pic lookin “MY-TEE” :hump: -able!

    :yes:

  • candibfly

    can’t commit or don’t want to commit

  • candibfly

    she does kinda look like my best friend R&B vocalist Tamia :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    “she does kinda look like my best friend R&B vocalist Tamia ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Tamia ain’t even DREAMED of having an azz like that. :no:

  • West Coast Chick

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @NE-YO
    ““I have a friend. Not a girlfriend. She’s carrying my child, but knows I can’t commit. She doesn’t mind other women.”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Nigga please.

    _______________________________

    :lol:

    she doesnt mind other ..men… yeah ok Neyo.. were convinced :lol:
    she knows her place as a “beard”

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Are you sure she is preggers Sandra – I mean that could be her baby bump from her first pregnancy….

  • prynsexxx

    She should be on the Love & Hip Hop show. Seems like she’s living THEIR dreams of being the main side piece…….fried hard.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    dreams of being the main side piece…….fried hard.
    ______________________
    :lol: must start using FRIED HARD

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE
    “You may recall that Ne-Yo, real name Shaffer Chimere Smith, Jr., was duped into believing a boy born in 2005 was his. But subsequent tests revealed the child was not his.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    First off, that CAINT be his real name! :rofl:
    Secondly, everyone knows that this was publicity stunt that he hoped wouldfool people into thinking he was “straight” *ahem* quell the “gay rumors.”

  • West Coast Chick

    candibfly says:

    so she’s a surrogate mother for him and his ‘partner’?

    ______________________

    sounds like somebody is gettin thier Michael Jackson on :yes:

  • candibfly

    1. she’s pokin her azz out 2. shut up

  • West Coast Chick

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA ROSE
    “You may recall that Ne-Yo, real name Shaffer Chimere Smith, Jr., was duped into believing a boy born in 2005 was his. But subsequent tests revealed the child was not his.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    First off, that CAINT be his real name!
    Secondly, everyone knows that this was publicity stunt that he hoped wouldfool people into thinking he was “straight” *ahem* quell the “gay rumors.”

    _______________________________

    man do keep it treal :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @W.C.C.
    “she doesnt mind other ..men… yeah ok Neyo.. were convinced
    she knows her place as a “beard”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Dat nigga prolly got his own line of panties he bout to come out with.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    wtf?
    let the puzz heal before you rip it open again! :nono:

  • prynsexxx

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    First off, that CAINT be his real name!
    ____________________________________

    You must not have seen the crew she runs with….*ahem* T-Pain and Lil Wayne mama’nem……#nuffsaid

  • AprilRain

    I know exactly how this is going to play out…. She will pop out 2 more kids from him or so, continue to let him have his fun with other woman/men. When he is done having all his fun and reolizes its cheaper to keep her. He will then marry her and she will be known as his “Ride or Die Chick”…..

  • Dymond

    I like Ne-Yo and his music and even though this “relationship” is convenient for both involved, I don’t think he is gay :coffee:
    Give it up for Monyetta yall :clap: why work, when you can get preg by a millionaire and live easy and free, you can even have a real ninge on the side ONE WORD…..HUSTLA

  • http://www.ktcmagonline.com Blako

    It can’t be a Maybach drop top Sandra.. there are only 3 of those in the world. one in America owned by Baby of cash money, One in the arab world and the last one in Africa owned by one of the princes there.
    im sure shes riding in something expensive though!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “wtf?
    let the puzz heal before you rip it open again! ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    *GASP*
    :shocked:
    IS THAT REALLY YOU KINGSTON???

  • prynsexxx

    kingstonn says:

    wtf?
    let the puzz heal before you rip it open again!
    ________________________________

    Some young trops think they got that “snap back puzzay” ala Mike Epps.

    And being that she didn’t carry the baby full term, she feels thats more than acceptable.

  • Phrozen1der

    :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    AprilRain says:

    I know exactly how this is going to play out…. She will pop out 2 more kids from him or so, continue to let him have his fun with other woman/men. When he is done having all his fun and reolizes its cheaper to keep her. He will then marry her and she will be known as his “Ride or Die Chick”…..

    Tiny :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @APRIL
    “I know exactly how this is going to play out…. She will pop out 2 more kids from him or so, continue to let him have his fun with other woman/men. When he is done having all his fun and reolizes its cheaper to keep her. He will then marry her and she will be known as his “Ride or Die Chick”…..”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Then Sandra goin talk about how women need to “stick by their man” and “tough it out.” Next, she goin cover the “wedding” and be throwing MAD SHADE at Ne-Yo’s “best man.”

    Talkin bout they was “lookin into each other’s eyes” and chit like that. :lol:

  • pinksghetti

    Neyo isn’t quite a Clay Aiken where there is no doubt that he is gay but one has to wonder.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Neyo I can’t with you today.

  • ALBoy

    Working at the Hospital I have seen dudes Hitting their chick when she comes out of Labor and delivery (with my own eyes) so I think they did good to wait this long :coffee:

  • candibfly

    @al nigs was fvckin in the lil hospital bed after birth?

  • Mr.BluPhi

    So the girl in the pink dress is drinking champaign while 6 months pregnant?? :shrug:

  • heavn_sent

    Why does the caption say “Monyetta and GIRLFRIEND Ne-yo” LOL!!!!!!!

  • ALBoy

    Candi Yes Ma’am it happens All the time! :no: Old folks gettin it in disgusting I walked in on that too :no:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    :offtopic:

    I hate they put Special Ed students in the same classroom as regular ed. Smh

  • Run

    And we Can’t possible be asking what the HELL is wrong with this world, we just could’nt…SMH at what a woman will do. for the all mighty Dollar. just drop babies, for man that have no intention making you his wife… Damn women it aint that serious

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Al
    That is so hard to believe – I mean damn does seeing birth turn them on its so much mess after giving birth

  • West Coast Chick

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    So the girl in the pink dress is drinking champaign while 6 months pregnant??

    ______________________________

    :lol: sounds like Sandra may need more people :lol:

  • candibfly

    just drop babies, for man that have no intention making you his wife
    ———————————

    women do that with broke men too :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Ne-Yo: “Monyetta, people STILL say I’m gay despite my self made rumor of an illegitmate child, my love ballads, my fashionista style, my claims of having a woman, my surrogate parentship with you and my collabos with various hard core masculine rappers!!!! What can I do? You know what, have a ANOTHER baby for me and Michael… I mean Michelle. With TWO kids, no one will think I’m gay!”

    Monyetta: “…. Ima need a Maybach outta this since your head all deformed and chit.”

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Damn women it aint that serious
    _____________________
    Damn sure aint but apparently it is SMH

  • Mr.BluPhi

    ALBoy says:

    Working at the Hospital I have seen dudes Hitting their chick when she comes out of Labor and delivery (with my own eyes) so I think they did good to wait this long
    ________________________________________________________________

    Im assuming these women didn’t need to get stitched up…. damn they can’t wait til they get home. LOL.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    That is so hard to believe – I mean damn does seeing birth turn them on its so much mess after giving birth
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I don’t like where this is headed… :(

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I hate they put Special Ed students in the same classroom as regular ed. Smh
    _____________________
    You know damn well this statement warrants elaboration….

  • Phrozen1der

    Wait… @ALboy You’ve seen new parents getting it in at the hospital?? Did it smell like Lo mein,and ground beef in there??? :rofl:

  • candibfly

    *faits at blu talm bout gettin stitched up*

    i’m gonna have a surrogate mother :coffee:

  • Dymond

    WHO THE FVCK WANTS TO GET IT IN AFTER CHILDBIRTH?
    :dead:
    can yall beg sandra to speak at my memorial?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I don’t like where this is headed…
    ________________________
    :rofl: Shut up :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Did it smell like Lo mein,and ground beef in there
    ________________________
    :rofl: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after?? :waiting:

  • Dymond

    ***flips PHRO off with both hands***

    DAMNIT PHRO a bish was thinking about hitting up China Wok on the way home…now I am completely turned off my the thought of lo mein

  • West Coast Chick

    pinksghetti says:

    Neyo isn’t quite a Clay Aiken where there is no doubt that he is gay but one has to wonder.

    _______________________________

    A special gravi change comin up.. just for you! :wink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after
    __________________________
    :rofl: FUK NO I was barely coherent :rofl: that’s some ghetto chit they prolly think they could get pregnant and have the baby there in the same day :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dymond @Choco :lol:

  • ALBoy

    @ Choco I have seen what it looks like after a baby and I can wait for it to heal. When I walked in on them I was like I mean he would have to wide as a telephone pole to Nevermind :no:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :dead:

  • candibfly

    i’m traumatized by lo mein when i had a mouse in my old apt and was cleanin out my cupboard, grabbed a package of lo mein noodles the nig was chompin on and it flew across the air :crying:

  • Phrozen1der

    Ole loose pooty bishes! Ninja’s feeling like they having sex with walls made of Play-doh #HoeSatDown! :rofl:

  • Dymond

    Phrozen1der says:
    Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after??
    ——————
    If anybody answers yes to this, please meet me halfway from wherever you are so i can kick ur ass

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Choco

    fat azz white dude smells like onions and piss, keeps makin loud out-burst, which then makes me yell “Dude, shut up”, which then leads to him crying and tellin the counselors Im mean and bipolar.

    This could ALL be avoided if they stop this damn inclusive sh*t.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: :rofl: At Al, Candi, Dymond and PHRO :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :lol:

    @ALboy I would gather that it looks hurt, swollen, and sore all the reasons why is should be patted dry and NOT touched internally.. #GROSS! :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Al
    What did they do when you walked in on them did they stop look surprised or act like it wasn’t nathan :lol:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    So is it me, are do the men in the background of the 3rd pic look a little……..ummmmmmm………………ZESTY???

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    candibfly says:

    i’m traumatized by lo mein when i had a mouse in my old apt and was cleanin out my cupboard, grabbed a package of lo mein noodles the nig was chompin on and it flew across the air

    LMFAO! :rofl: :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dymond :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    should be patted dry and NOT touched internally.. #GROSS
    __________________________
    :rofl: at patted dry

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after??

    _________________________________________

    :blink: horny? After what I’d just been through!
    not even jenna jameson could pull that off :lol:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Dymond

    lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Lets change the subject. :hurl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    crying and tellin the counselors Im mean and bipolar.
    ___________________________
    :rofl: Wait the disabled child is calling your bi-polar :rofl: how the fuk would he know LMAO so hard

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    WCC PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO TO THE :kona: with that MUTHAFLUCKIN GRAVIE!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    No lets not change the subject I want @MAN to feel repulsed

    @AL tell me did you have to check your gag reflec :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    Phrozen dudes was beating that thang (moving as if he was beating that thang because I know she was gone off epidurals) and didnt stop when I came in @ Choc the were in fact Hood!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    THAT NIGGA GOT THE SLICK HAIR GOING NCHIT! HE GOT A PART IN THE MIDDLE TOO! LAWWWWWWDDDD WCC

  • Phrozen1der

    How you going to offer up abused pooty?!

    How you spreading your legs, and your pooty is split to the white meat?!

    :hurl:

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    Damn…Ne-yo getting it in. I didn’t recall him mentioning this on the Steve Harvey show this morning.

    BTW LLH @ WCC Gravatar…..U r so wrong. LOL

  • candibfly

    :rofl: @wcc’s gravie

    that’s when ne-yo had hair *those were the days*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @WCC
    THAT GRAVIE! :rofl:

  • yvonne79

    Phrozen1der says:
    Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after??
    March 10, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    *******************
    Not immediately RIGHT after. But it was on and popping within a week. I had stitches that needed to heal.

    #dontjudgeme
    #blamemyhormones

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALBoy :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Phrozen1der says:

    How you going to offer up abused pooty?!

    How you spreading your legs, and your pooty is split to the white meat?!

    ——

    Please stop, I just finished eating KFC.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    :offtopic:
    i am so tired of smelling curried fish. i’m about to type up a nasty letter to sanjay, sandeep, & sanjeev about their bad lunch choices. it’s sad i have to go to the ladies restroom to get away from the bad smell. :mad:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    and your pooty is split to the white meat?!
    __________________________
    :rofl:

    @AL Im sorry but I will discriminate against ghetto azz mofos EFF THAT CHIT! He in there bussin his DAME DOWN and she down for it – I swear I suspect they thought they wouldn’t have to come back to the hospital for the new child to be born that same day :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @WCC :dead:

    @Yvonne you were’nt afraid you’d knock something loose?? :lol:

  • ALBoy

    @ Phrozen 1 it smells like bleach mop water2 its ripped to shreads 3 Your child just came out of there like an hour ago have some respect 4 Why would you want it after that he must not have watched it after youve seen 1 ababy come out then 2 After birth thats a wrap on the whole sex convo :no: No Thank You Im Full

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Choco

    EVERY special ed student I have (with the exception of 1) has told the counselors, principals, and whoever will listen that Im bipolar.

    One student explain to the counselor..” I have bipolr ppl in my family, so I can recognize it. Yall gone wait too late and he’s gonna snap like my uncle did” ….

    I really dislike my Special Ed kids…. I really wish they would put them in a separate classroom

  • Dymond

    Umm Yvonne sweetie…can you tell me what would be halfway b/w your location and arkansas so we can meet up and i can kick ur ass for wanting to get it in a week after you done popped one out

    #imjudgingyou
    #wasntnodamnhormonesujustnasty

    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Cocoa NO! You tell them to stop!!! Pooty looking and feeling like soggy rice patties!!!! :rofl:

    @Kingstonn :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    nasty letter to sanjay, sandeep, & sanjeev
    ____________________________
    :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALBoy If he ate it, he needs to be decapitated,castrated and impaled with thousand year old penises IN DA MOUTH!!!!! :rofl:

    @Blu :dead:

    @Dymond LOL!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    EVERY special ed student I have (with the exception of 1) has told the counselors, principals, and whoever will listen that Im bipolar.

    One student explain to the counselor..” I have bipolr ppl in my family, so I can recognize it. Yall gone wait too late and he’s gonna snap like my uncle did” ….

    I really dislike my Special Ed kids…. I really wish they would put them in a separate classroom
    _____________________________________
    :rofl: On them having more sense than you wtf do you do to them to make them think you are bipolar it’s a campaign against your azz :rofl:

  • candibfly

    omg y’all still talm bout deformed poontang :lol:

    again, for this reason and more i will have a surrogate mother :coffee:

  • candibfly

    i really wish phrozen and al would log off and not come back until the summer :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    @ Phrozen I assume it like having sex with a paraplegic she was numb from the epidurals :no: we had to pick her up and put her in the bed :no:
    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    I would get a stunt double to stand in for me at the birth… :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    wait.. this chick’s name is monyetta? that’s even worse than this chick i met named deshomaniquette. :rolleyes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Al
    So sick at bleach and mop water :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    deshomaniquette
    ____________________
    :lol: how is this chit pronounced :rofl:

  • KDub

    WHO WAS HUMPING AFTER GIVING BURFF?

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :rofl:

    @ALboy :rofl: She had the sleepy pooty and he still took it?! #RAPE!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    deshomaniquette

    —-

    I wish I could curse the way I want to on this site. Y’all got me buggin over here!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    we had to pick her up and put her in the bed
    __________________________
    :rofl: that bish didn’t even know she was getting fukd :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MR.BLU :lol: THEY MAKING U WORK FOR UR MONAY!!
    AND NO ON THE SEX AFTER U GIVE BIRTH IM NOT EVEN CONSIOUS :nono: AND AFTER U GIVE BIRTH U HAVE NO FUKN STRENGHT NO MOVEMENT AT LEAST I DIN’T :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    de-shom-a-neek-kwett. :lol:
    & don’t pronounce it wrong either..

  • yvonne79

    Phrozen1der says:
    @Yvonne you were’nt afraid you’d knock something loose??
    March 10, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    ******************
    Nope! Giving birth to my daughter, I ripped myself in the process therefore stitches were required (Damn, her and her tank head to hell). Anyway, my hormones were all out of wack and I wanted some. My fiance was on the same page. We called the doctor and asked is it too soon to smash <—paraphrasing here. The doctor gave us the seal of approval and it was on and popping. Please keep in mind that everyone's recovery time is different. What works for me may not work for someone else.

  • KDub

    :hurl: “I assume it like having sex with a paraplegic she was numb from the epidurals we had to pick her up and put her in the bed”

    :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ Cocoa and :rofl: @ PHRO LOL LMAO

  • candibfly

    Loquashia and June Bug were doin it right after she gave birf to lil De’Borius in the hospital bed :no:

  • Ujusask

    Some women will sell their uterus to the highest bidder. :rolleyes:
    :chickenhead:

  • Dymond

    @ PHRO
    :pray: can you please stop thinking of different ways to describe to poontang after birth? thanks in advance

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  • Phrozen1der

    @CHoco Why did’nt her pooty reject da peen?! Spit some afterbirth on him or something!!! :rofl: #DefendYourself!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    wtf?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    de-shom-a-neek-kwett.
    & don’t pronounce it wrong either..
    ______________________
    :rofl: BISSSSHHH Y did I sound that chit out that chit sound so effn UGLY

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    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @WCC

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  • West Coast Chick

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    So is it me, are do the men in the background of the 3rd pic look a little……..ummmmmmm………………ZESTY???

    ___________________________________
    looks like a zest party to me :lol:

  • candibfly

    and it only took ALL day to get those ‘winners’ :rofl:

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    4. Tonika from Atlanta GA

    5. John from Atlanta GA

    6. TaMesha from Greenville SC

    7. Karen from Atlanta GA

    We appreciate your support and participation!!! All boxes have been shipped to their destinations. Once again we appreciate you all, and look forward to serving you in the near future!!!

    Sincerely,

    DOS Promotions Team

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Spit some afterbirth on him or something!!! #DefendYourself!
    ________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: PHRO Im wheezing Im laughing so hard #DEFENDYOURSELF LMAO

  • yvonne79

    @Dymond: I’m not gonna make it easy for you. If you want this ass, you gotta come to Atlanta, GA for it….

    (pulls pants down and moons you)

    I’m sure I’m not the only one but at least I can admit to mine…. :shrug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yvonne Understood!

    @Choco @Dymond :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    can i say again… wtf?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Dildos and shirts from five below?
    ___________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: OMG I need this laughter today

  • ALBoy

    @ DOS SHut up them aint even Real people :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @CHoco :rofl: I think I just wee-weed a little bit…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yvonne
    I was like 2-3 weeks but not a week after but I wanted too NO LIE! I know my azz didn’t wait no damn 6 weeks

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALboy telling the dude Shutup :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DOS :wtf: Who them people???
    @AL :lol:

  • Danielle

    Not Five Below :dead:

  • ALBoy

    AHHHHHHHH Did that boy say spit some after birth on him :rofl: Im sure he didnt touch tem walls at allbout as tight as a salad bowl :no: no friction

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    :rofl: @ al.
    click the link.. i think i’m interested in one of those polo’s. :coffee: <–dr. pepper

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    five below is my chit too by the way!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @PHRO AFTERBIRTH!! :hurl: please exit left :lol:

  • yvonne79

    candibfly says:
    and it only took ALL day to get those ‘winners’
    March 10, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    ******************
    The winners are family members.. :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @WCC
    THAT GRAVIE!

    ___________________________

    Ms Neyo in dis bytch *** finger snaps and head rolls*** :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I just wee-weed a little bit…
    _________________________
    Grab your thing for me and tell I said hi :rofl: :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALboy :rofl: That pooty is like a greased up leather glove.. #NoGrip

    @Kingstonn <—#Iseewhatyoudidthere! :lol:

  • Dymond

    ***smacks Yvonnes ass since she is mooning me***
    :rofl: @ Yvonne and AL

  • KDub

    My in laws came and stayed with us for 3 weeks after I had my youngest daughter. And 4 days home from the hospital my husband rolled over on me with a hard one…and KEPT poking me. I went downstairs and told his momma on his azz! Next morning his momma was like “SON…that girl can’t do nothing with you right now…either control yourself or sleep your azz on the sofa”…so hats off to the ladies who have…but I was so scared I had to tell on him…

  • Phrozen1der

    @Laker @Choco :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

    Dis nigga “DOS” has made my muthaphuckin DAY! Yall know yall wanted that niggas gift set!
    “1. Tasha from Galveston TX

    2. Joelle from Ridgeland MS

    3. Bennea from Atlanta GA

    4. Tonika from Atlanta GA

    5. John from Atlanta GA

    6. TaMesha from Greenville SC

    7. Karen from Atlanta GA”

    Atlanta was OWN dem shirts!!! Wait, which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    ewwwwwwww you guys, CHANGE THE SUBJECT! :hurl:

    @ phro, :lol: smartie..

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kdub :rofl: Now #THAT is hilarious!!!!!!

  • ALBoy

    @ Phrozen but for real it seems like the baby tunnel should have a locking mechanism after birth it useless until it completely heals :no:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KDUB HAIL NAW U TOLD ON HIM TO HIS MAMA :rofl: WHAT HE SAY???? :dead:

  • yvonne79

    (giggles as Dymond spanks me) Do it again please? :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ manuel
    who’s bennea? how do pronouce such a name?

  • free

    Blako says: It can’t be a Maybach drop top Sandra.. there are only 3 of those in the world. one in America owned by Baby of cash money, One in the arab world and the last one in Africa owned by one of the princes there. im sure shes riding in something expensive though!!

    ************************************

    THIS is why i love this blog! you cannot get anything past SR readers. you gotta step up your game SR!

  • buddapecan

    SandraRose says: “Monyetta and girlfriend Neyo”

    ———————————–

    :rofl:

  • Danielle

    Atlanta was OWN dem shirts!!! Wait, which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn :lol:

  • Dymond

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    Atlanta was OWN dem shirts!!! Wait, which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!
    ————————
    I thought that same thang :rofl:

  • yvonne79

    :lol: @KDub….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALBOY
    “it seems like the baby tunnel should have a locking mechanism after birth it useless until it completely heals ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    If it did do that, this time period would be known as the
    “Free Pass Time Frame.”

    Niggas would be out banging and they ol’ lady couldn’t say chit about it.

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALboy :lol:

  • ALBoy

    @ Kwall Home you tell that man Mama on him though :no:

  • free

    Man, I just don’t care™ says: Atlanta was OWN dem shirts!!! Wait, which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!

    ***************************************

    they probably had to give him their credit card number and address. meet him at the mall.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!
    ________________________
    :lol:

    @KDUB :lol:

  • candibfly

    tonika in the house :danban:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN :lol: POINT HER OUT!!

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    @CHoco Why did’nt her pooty reject da peen?! Spit some afterbirth on him or something!!! #DefendYourself!

    ___________________________________

    :dead: and GONE!
    :cya:

  • Phrozen1der

    @WCC :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    Yall Know them Folks aint Real :lol: quit playing Dos :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Niggas would be out banging and they ol’ lady couldn’t say chit about it.
    ___________________________
    Dammit :argue: you always want free extra strange pussy wtf would you do if you main stepped out on you?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CANDI :dead: CLAIM UR CHIT MAMAS!! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    :rofl:
    y’all dumbbbbbb!

  • Alex

    ALBoy says:

    @ Phrozen 1 it smells like bleach mop water
    _________________
    :rofl:

  • Dymond

    candibfly says:
    tonika in the house
    ————–
    :dead:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @kingston is that a new gravi cuuute :yes: i see yall fancy folks!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    DOS is cute playing in it’s lil fantasy world with the fake winners and fake gift set AWWWW IT!

  • yvonne79

    Whomever participated in the contest has to put a picture of themselves wearing the t-shirts in their gravie. Then again, are these people registered readers or are they loyal readers? Just clarifying….

  • West Coast Chick

    LOL @ Man :lol:
    nicca is crazy .. Im truly convinced! :lol:

  • KDub

    @Lakes he was PISSED…He woulda been REAL mad ’cause when I got up and went downstairs and told her she wanted to come tell his azz THEN. I was like “No ma’am wait until the morning…”

    But when she told him he was like “Yes momma…I know she can’t momma..I’m sorry momma..I promise Imma leave her alone at night…” And he snatched his lunch off the counter and carried his azz to work!

  • candibfly

    don’t hate on my prize

    bout to wear this shirt with my pajama jeans :yahoo:

  • Dymond

    ALBoy says:
    Yall Know them Folks aint Real quit playing Dos
    ————————————————

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO
    “Niggas would be out banging and they ol’ lady couldn’t say chit about it.
    ___________________________
    Dammit you always want free extra strange pussy wtf would you do if you main stepped out on you?”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Call her a hoe and leave her alone.
    :coffee:

  • Alex

    Can’t wait to go to Atlantic Station this wkend to see who is wearing their DOS tshirt. :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yvonne the loyal readers are always lurkers in #StealthMode…. :coffee:

    :offtopic: If you did win and your name is less than FANCY please make yourself known….

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    DOS is cute playing in it’s lil fantasy world with the fake winners and fake gift set AWWWW IT!

    _____________________________________

    :dead:

  • tamesha

    Ne-Yo just needs to go ahead and “come out”

  • ALBoy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    DOS is cute playing in it’s lil fantasy world with the fake winners and fake gift set AWWWW IT!
    _________________________________________________________

    :lol: Shut Up!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DOS

    WAIT, WHO THE FLUCK IS JOHN??????????????????????????
    Dat nigga HAD to be from Atlanta!

  • yvonne79

    :lol: @ Alex…. When you see them, just point and laugh….

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    ALBoy says: “@ DOS SHut up them aint even Real people”
    —————————
    LOL, u hell 4 saying that. Let that man or whoever get they promotion on. LOL

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Call her a hoe and leave her alone.
    ________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Tatted Diva

    This shyt is crazy as hell! I remember Ne-Yo auditioning on Apollo back in the late 90’s early 2000’s and his hair was platinum blonde, slick down with Pre-Con hair gel! NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE FOOL GOT BOO’D! :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    You know what yall, I think Sandra hawkin dem shirts on our azzes. She woulda booted someone else up outta here talkin bout “gift set winners’ and chit!

  • Dymond

    :rofl: @ Man’s gravi

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @WCC and AL
    Y did I just picture DOS being lonely and bored and alone at home and didn’t know how to become a part of the convo :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    I just realized Man changed his damn gravi :dead:

  • Alex

    yvonne79 says:

    @ Alex…. When you see them, just point and laugh….
    _______________
    I will be pointing….my camera right on that shirt making sure I get the face in the pic too. :rofl:

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    I meant *promoting*

  • KDub

    @Yvonne the loyal readers are always lurkers in #StealthMode….
    ———————————————————
    Like….that heffa who work at the Walgreens…Tiffani.

  • candibfly

    forget the shirts, is that lace front on the mannequin for sale? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ manuel
    you’s a fool! :rofl:

    @ laker
    what new gravi.. ? i don’t see a new one..

  • free

    DOS has to be friend-of-the-blog or SR would have shut them down already. therefore, i think this is a viv/slimm production or some ATL-athlete-producer’s baby-mama-cum-stylist/event-planner-with-a-boutique.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Man
    DOS may be a patient on a ward somewhere LEAVE HE/SHE ALONE

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DYMOND
    :hater:

    My gravie “fitted” in the “Definition of Style.”
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ kwall
    lmaooooo! i wonder if she ever got to register… :think:

  • KDub

    Y did I just picture DOS being lonely and bored and alone at home and didn’t know how to become a part of the convo
    ———————————————–
    :rofl:

    I hate chall.

  • Alex

    @DOS
    Can you design us an official SR Family T-Shirt to wear to the Reunion? Do you have any options other that white? :shrug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @KWall :rofl: #Snitch Bwahahahah!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    baby-mama-cum-stylist
    _________________
    What is a baby mama cum stylist where the hail cum come in at :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Kingstonn?? Are you over there doing casual gravi changes and shyt? :lol:

  • MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

    candibfly says: “forget the shirts, is that lace front on the mannequin for sale?”
    ————————
    LOL. U just had 2 point that out. :lol:

  • yvonne79

    KDub says:
    Like….that heffa who work at the Walgreens…Tiffani.
    March 10, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    ************
    Surely Tiffani got a log in by now.. :lol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    i like the gravi Kingstonn :-D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @FREE
    “DOS has to be friend-of-the-blog or SR would have shut them down already. therefore, i think this is a viv/slimm production ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I said that in another post, but if it would have been them she woulda played it up a bit more and been tryin to tell us how they “fashion foward” with their matching weaves and chit.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ wcc
    :no:
    i just added a new one and somehow got confused. :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KINGSTON FIRST I SAW THE BLACK ADN WHITE PICK U SMILING CURLS AND ERRTHANG NOW I SEE SLICK HAIR BLACK TOP/DRESS?? STILL CUTE BISH U KNOW U ARE :kiss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    DO NOT CORRESPOND WITH DOS – COULD BE AN IMPOSTER OR WORSE :hazard:

  • Phrozen1der

    I swear you people are mean as hell :rofl: !!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON

    I would like to reiterate, I would blow your back completely out. I’m only a few hours away should you be interested.
    :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    Not for nothing but with all the beasties that email SANDRA for all the other dumb chit why wasnt this reported :no: <—– SMH

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN UR FUKN GRAVI :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ manuel
    i’ll pass. again, for the 4259729502670th time. i appreciate the offer, really i do. but no. just no.

    @ laker & cocoa
    thanks.. :grin:

  • candibfly

    as the nicest, sweetest poster on SR i implore u not to dash the spirits of DOS and continue ripping those tshirts to shreds :no:

  • Dymond

    kwall bringing up tiffani from walgreens
    SR family reunion t-shirts suggested by alex
    candi asking about the lacefront

    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Kingston and 9890273487230947204729084723 time :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    Ok one more thing and I will leave it alone. How old are you and what year are you in that people gonna be rushing to get a t shirt with some my first graphics for dummies on it. Aye dios mio

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “i’ll pass. again, for the 4259729502670th time. i appreciate the offer, really i do. but no. just no.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    How will I know if you changed your mind unless I ask? :shrugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KINGSTON MAN AINT NEVA GON GIVE UP :lol:
    @MAN U WEARING HER DOWN BRUH!! :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi I refuse to speak out against UNO because I can’t imagine how it must feel to want to be a “REAL” boi.. #TeamAmbition :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    trini.. :rofl:
    he trying to get that dough & just can’t figure out how.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @MISS HARLEM
    “Ok one more thing and I will leave it alone. How old are you and what year are you in that people gonna be rushing to get a t shirt with some my first graphics for dummies on it. Aye dios mio”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Tameka from Atlanta said to quit hatin.

  • Phrozen1der

    If TRES wants to give out nice things, who are we to stop or hate on him.. :coffee:

  • ALBoy

    :lol:@ Man Gravi :no: yall stupid

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @PHRO
    Did you just call DOS UNO :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    :rofl: :wail:

    I really can’t take Phro today!!!!

    AND Ya’ll gon get UP OFF me and my prize :shotsfired:

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @PHRO
    Stop it :rofl: TRES :rofl:

  • yvonne79

    @Phrozen1der: We’re not mean, just misunderstood. (pause)
    On second thought I will speak for only me. I’m not mean this is a classic case of boredom setting in…

    (flips hair, does an about to face and sits next to Candi in the “nicest, sweetest poster on SR” corner)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @LAKER
    “U WEARING HER DOWN BRUH!! :rofl:
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :yes: I can tell by how she lookin at me in that gravie. Lookin like
    “I wanna give that thang to you Man, but I’m kinda scared.”

    I know that look…

  • candibfly

    girl u won too?! :yahoo:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @phro just cwazy :lol:

  • Dymond

    HARLEM!!!! :love:
    :whistle:
    All this love, waiting just for you, so don’t pass it up cuz you’ll regret it boo, patiently waiting to hear from you girl girl you gotta be the one yeah yeah yeah yeah (Donell Jones)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ Phro Y am I so slow I just figured out you were counting in spanish :rofl: :rofl:

  • candibfly

    *pats seat next to me* its safe over here yvonne :hug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco @Mamacita If QUATRO wants to pub on SR who are we to stop their flow?? I know I’m certainly no hater! :coffee:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Damn I hate walkn up in a convo this late in the game

    When the comment total is past 100 I don’t fukk with it…nicca be too lost, too confused and too lazy to scroll through everythang.

    **sigh… :kona:

  • MissHarlem

    KINGSTONN ok I will not hate on his hustle. Hustle man git yo money

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @MAN :rofl: U SEEN THAT LOOK BEFORE HUH??? :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: I am really laughing out loud and I know ppl hear me :rofl:

  • candibfly

    dymond i thought u was bout to start singing El *scowls*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Laker @CHoco Cinco Saw #WhatIdidthere!! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @PHRO
    ” If QUATRO wants to pub on SR who are we to stop their flow?? I know I’m certainly no hater! :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I thought “Quatro” was the name of their luxury brand of tee shirts. (they got spandex on the sleeves)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    If QUATRO wants to pub on SR who are we to stop their flow?? I know I’m certainly no hater!
    _____________________
    :cry: :rofl: I have tears rolling down my eyes PHRO DAMN!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :lol:

  • candibfly

    queen not much happened

    now we talkin bout the lucky folks that won the tshirts by fubu DOS

  • ALBoy

    He aint gettin NO MONEY! He Giving Away Tshirts thin Great Value Tshirts :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    what ya’ll talkin bout?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALBOY
    “He aint gettin NO MONEY! He Giving Away Tshirts thin Great Value Tshirts ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    naw, i think that nigga actually got some credit card numbers from this foolishness!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: OMG I sooo need this laugh :rofl: PHRO is a TURN ON Cuz he knows how to make a girl laugh!

  • yvonne79

    Fubu? :lol: I can’t…..

  • Phrozen1der

    @Man @Choco :rofl:

  • Dymond

    :lol: @ Candi It does start off the same

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    *off to change gravi due to Manuel’s creepiness*

  • Phrozen1der

    This ninja said FUBU and VOKAL sponsor SEIS!! :rofl: *Quits job and punches VP in the face on my way out*

  • Dymond

    kingstonn says:
    *off to change gravi due to Manuel’s creepiness*
    ————————————————
    :dead: damn shame :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    This ninja said FUBU and VOKAL sponsor SEIS!! *Quits job and punches VP in the face on my way out*
    _______________________
    :lol: and :lol: @Kingston… @Man you are CREEP

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    :rofl: @ great value t-shirts..

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Kingstonnnnn dont’t change it. I just logged on and I like it :yes:

  • candibfly

    manuel ain’t been the same since i dumped him :no:

  • Phrozen1der

    I feel like I want to stand on my desk and scream “Who’s the bytch now,huh?!” If SIETE can make it big then damn it so can I!!!! :rofl:

  • Alex

    Harlem my special love…I don’t believe I have greeted you today :hug: x’s 23

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn Isn’t that Walmart?? :rofl:

  • KDub

    DO NOT CORRESPOND WITH DOS – COULD BE AN IMPOSTER OR WORSE
    —————————————————–
    A Tyre Lajuan aka Rhinestone Bedazzle’s (Diamond) stylist!

    Told chall about the time that dude started emailing us! We was all talking smack in the post and checked our gmail or yahoo accts and that dude had found us and was HAWT… “Fugg yall…yall haters”

  • ALBoy

    @ Man If he did he gone hit them so Hard cause yall dragging this boys business :no: I am ashame of you all :no:

  • candibfly

    i want to hang out with phrozen in real life :rofl:

  • Alex

    @Kingston
    We vote keep the gravi

    @Phro
    :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “*off to change gravi due to Manuel’s creepiness*”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I’m just flucking with you.
    Don’t pay me no mind.

  • yvonne79

    @Phrozen1der: And your ass continues to count in Spanish!!! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ candi
    I IMPLORE YOU TO TAKE MANUEL BACK!

    @ phro
    :yes: those the one’s i buy my lil brother when he comes to visit. :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :lol:

    @Alex Not that #TigerBlood gravi I swear you going to have me uppercut that lady who refuses to comb her hair in that cube adjacent to mine.. :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I feel like I want to stand on my desk and scream “Who’s the bytch now,huh?!” If SIETE can make it big then damn it so can I!!!!
    ___________________________
    :rofl: @ Candi :cosign: I’d prolly end up giving him some from the euphoria of laughing all day SMH

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yvonne :lol:

    @Kingstonn LMAO!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I swear you going to have me uppercut that lady who refuses to comb her hair in that cube adjacent to mine..
    ___________________________
    :rofl: PHRO you didn’t get any last nite did you you are so full of energy today :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Y’all ain’t chit. :rofl:

    But glad we ain’t talking about people using afterbirth as lube and chit. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALBOY
    “If he did he gone hit them so Hard cause yall dragging this boys business I am ashame of you all ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I ain’t mad at the homie! I don’t know why people actin shame on here knowing they ordered bout 5 shirts off that muthaflucka.

  • yvonne79

    @Kingston: Get it girl! You don’t take a bad picture, do you??

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ALEX TIGER FOOD THO #WINNING
    @PHRO :rofl: I CAN’T STOP PLEASE!!!

  • Alex

    @Phro
    Yes Sir!! Sitting here filling out my application to be Charlie Boy’s assistant.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “I IMPLORE YOU TO TAKE MANUEL BACK!”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Ima still try to hit! :shrugs:

    Just sayin.
    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :lol: Too funny!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Phro

    I think you done run OCHO off. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ yvonne
    :rofl:
    95% of my pictures feature me looking awkward. 5% are the decent ones i display here.

  • Alex

    @Phro
    Can you please make sure you have a comb, brush, and flat iron in your hand when you punch her?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    actin shame on here knowing they ordered bout 5 shirts off that muthaflucka.
    __________________________
    :lol: Okay Okay I admit I bought one – Im TONIKA :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco Nope! :lol: So someone has to suffer and MIL NOVECIENTO’s looks like a worthy candidate!!

    @Laker @Alex :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO
    “actin shame on here knowing they ordered bout 5 shirts off that muthaflucka.
    __________________________
    Okay Okay I admit I bought one – Im TONIKA ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Uh huh… see, I KNEW IT. Which one did you get? The “Dingy Yt” or “Blurple?”

  • ALBoy

    DOS is gone be the Next George(high end wal mart clothes)<—-wal Mart Clothing Designer :yes: Faded Glory is the "Cheap wal mart clothes (great value is the food)

  • candibfly

    *throws my monitor at phrozen and slaps my the person sitting beside me*

    goodnight! :bye:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :dead:

    @Alex :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Kingstonnnn please display one of your awkward pics just for laughs.
    @Phro I’ve taken the time to read the comments (since no one filled me in) and I need you to call me on my cell phone later so you can make me laugh until the wee hours of the night!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ phro
    who’s 1900?

  • Queen_City Gem

    candibfly says:

    queen not much happened

    now we talkin bout the lucky folks that won the tshirts by fubu DOS
    __________________________________________________________________

    I’m sensing the word “lucky” is slight sarcasm on your part, no?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    uppercut that lady who refuses to comb her hair in that cube adjacent to mine..
    __________________________________________________________________
    AAAAAAAAAYYAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY :yahoo: PHRO EXTRA RATCHET

  • Queen_City Gem

    Hey Kingstonn, girl. I know I’an neva really talked to you before but I think your current gravi is cute…you should hang on to it for a couple more hours…

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @PHRO LOOKS AT U DADDDY :wink:
    @KINGSTON IT TOOK ME A MIN TO FIGURE OUT IT WAS 1900 :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phro
    #Raises hand for worthy candidate…

    @MAN
    I got the doo doo green one :shrugs: :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @KINGSTON
    “I IMPLORE YOU TO TAKE MANUEL BACK!”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Ima still try to hit!

    Just sayin.
    ___________________________

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ ohoney
    i changed it. but only for 5 secs cause i can’t understand what possessed me to do that to myself. :wail:

    @ queen
    thanks! :hug:
    but i have gravi ocd so it’ll be diff in like 10 mins..

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :lol: :cya:

  • MzDimplez1123

    I’ve been tryign to change my gravi for days and it won’t work! Does the site look normal to you Kingston?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KINGSTON SO DO U EVER EVER LOOK BAD IN UR PICS LIL EVER BISH??? U LOOK SOO PURRTY IN ALL UR DANG GRAVIS :yes:

  • ALBoy

    WCC get that gravi out of here :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I need you to call me on my cell phone later so you can make me laugh until the wee hours of the night!!
    _______________________
    :yes: and some other things as well

  • OSHH

    So bearded surrogacy is the quick come up huh?

  • ALBoy

    @ Mz D its not normal to me I cant change mine either!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @Phrozen – I meant to ask you this in the post about the birds but…I didn’t know you lived in QC…just thought you had fam/friends here.

    What side of town are you on?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ laker
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT! LOOK AT THIS CHIT! the zoom button doesn’t work in my favor! :rofl:

    @ dimpz
    yeah, it does. i miss those boobs of yours! :cry:

  • Phrozen1der

    @OHoney LOL!

    @Kingstonn the creator of the virtual, graphic,plastic lacefront tee!

    @Laker :lol:

    @Choco :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DIMPZ ME TOO IM STUK WITH THIS GRAVI THE SITE LOOKS ALL BLANK AND CHIT ON MY COMPUTER :shrug:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know :rofl:
    __________________

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Phro

    Have you spiked your Dr. Pepper with that Charlie Sheen? You know that chit will melt your face off. :nono:

  • Queen_City Gem

    kingstonn says:

    @ queen
    thanks!
    but i have gravi ocd so it’ll be diff in like 10 mins..
    _______________________________________________________

    Damn! You ain’t lyin

  • Phrozen1der

    @QC I live and work in University..

    @Choco Don’t forget to add “In BED” on the end of that :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    what browser are y’all using? i’m using chrome.. maybe that’s why?
    i really need to be doing some work right now. i have 15 orders that need to be entered before 4. :rolleyes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :dead:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Kingston………………Mine don’t look right! :wail:

    I’ll flash you soon as it lets me. :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IM OUTIE YALL HAVE A BLESSD DAY :hug: ALL AROUND!! :waves:

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know

    ________________________________________

    :cheer:
    #teamcandypuzzy :lol:

  • Alex

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know
    ____________
    Sit your fast azz down somewhere I tell ya!!! :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Cute, with them big ol cheeks!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO
    “OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Phrozen1der says:

    @QC I live and work in University..
    __________________________________________

    Oh. Okay. I’m straight westside…

  • Alex

    @Kingstonn
    I use Mozilla Firefox

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @ALBoy

    I think your Gravi issues might actually be divine intervention. Cause goodness knows that your Gravi changes ain’t nothing but the debil. :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    LAKES!!! :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALEX

    :nono:
    That gravie is NOT approved!

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    Alexxxxxx YYYYYYYYYY :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ ohoney
    my littlest brother calls me Sandy Cheeks. :cry:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phro
    :thumbsup:

    @Alex I swear :rofl: IT DID IM TAKING IT HOME

  • Alex

    Hey Honey :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :hurl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: Lakes

  • West Coast Chick

    “the debil.” :lol:
    crazy person :lol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/1_Honey OHoney

    :nono: back away from me Alexxxxxx

  • Alex

    Kingstonn
    Why are you hurling? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :cya: LAKER

    Have another Jarritos for the road. :cheers:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ALEX DANG U :hurl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Alex…WTF is that?! :blink:

  • Alex

    @Honey
    Come on…get a little closer!!! :hug:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Ummmm, Alex…? Baby. What the fukk is that in your gravi? Sweetie…

    (thas my lil old grandma voice -gotta butta them ones that might be little off, up)

  • Phrozen1der

    @QC Nice!!

    @Alex Is that..is that…AFTERBIRTH?!?!?!? :cry: :hurl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    Send me a pic of your gravi pls I can’t see new ones right away PLEASSSSEEE!

  • Alex

    <——-afterbirth to get you all a little horny :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO :waves: <<<from50feetawayandrestrainingorderfromuinhand!! :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Alex

    :no: just :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALEX

    I think your gravie is making people sick in here… :(

  • Queen_City Gem

    Alex says:

    Hey Honey
    _________________________________

    …and then talkn bout some “hey honey” with arms wide open with that shit ova there on the side. That don’t even match and you know it… :nono:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex :rofl: Hell the fuvk naw!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ alex
    that afterbirth is not something one want’s to see while drinking a big red.
    funny story: i was doing some orders and saw a bish named placenta jones. kid you not.

  • Queen_City Gem

    Phrozen1der says:

    @QC Nice!!

    _____________________________________

    You just sayn that sh.it to be polite…ain’t nobody ever, ever, eva eva eva said “nice” about the west side :lolol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :hurl:

    *wipes mouth*

    :hurl:

    damn second wave…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    THAT’S AFTERBIRTH?!?!

    (screams and faints)

  • StillASassyOne

    @Ace
    To answer your question from 5 posts ago- YES.HE.DOES. HAPPILY!!

  • West Coast Chick

    placenta jones… LOL @ Kingstonn

    ON Topic: had anyone heard Neyo’s Cd in its entirety? IS it any good?

  • MzDimplez1123

    @WCC I like tracks 1-6 7-10 get no play

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hurl: @ Alex’s gravi Y you do that boo?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Sassy

    Thats whats up? leads me to my next question

    How long into the relationship…did it take him to start ignoring the tickets? :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @QC :lol: You aint NEVA lied!!

    @Yso :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ wcc
    you talking bout ‘in my own words’ or ‘because of you’ right?
    cause other than that, i haven’t heard anything else from dude.

  • West Coast Chick

    Queen_City Gem says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @QC Nice!!

    _____________________________________

    You just sayn that sh.it to be polite…ain’t nobody ever, ever, eva eva eva said “nice” about the west side

    ________________________________

    speak for ya self mister :coffee:
    :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    Why is there so much,so much,so much blood???? :cry: #GoodbyeInnocence

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “THAT’S AFTERBIRTH?!?!

    (screams and faints)”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Look like they took EVERYTHING outta ol’ girl!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    bish named placenta jones
    ___________________________
    :lol: Girl you gonna have to stop playn with us and these crazy all names Im still on Mannequin :rofl:

  • Alex

    @Choco
    You asked for it.

    @WCC
    I have. It’s not my favorite. I like the prior albums.

  • MzDimplez1123

    Lord I really wanna just tell these bishes around me to STFU! MUST THEY TALK ALL DAY?!

  • West Coast Chick

    my bad.. I mean maa’m :ashamed:

  • Phrozen1der

    @WCC She meant the WestSide of Charlotte.. *whispers* She isn’t lying… #Ratchet! :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    #GoodbyeInnocence
    ________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Phro

    I ain’t never birf no babies and I don’t remember THAT chit from health class.

    (screams and faints again)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ choco
    you mean deshomaniquette? :lol:

    @ phro
    i’m guessing you never seen childbirth?
    i’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing all of my brothers born. bless my heart.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :hurl:

    Please someone tell her to stop posting…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @WCC
    I actually like his entire CD the new one and I really need to cop Breezy’s CD

    @Alex
    :cry: Unfortunately I did

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Lord I really wanna just tell these bishes around me to STFU! MUST THEY TALK ALL DAY?!

    __________________________________
    its almost over for the day ma.. relax :lol:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Look like they took EVERYTHING outta ol’ girl!
    _______________________________________________________

    …and that lil sack look like it still got the baby in it.

    But while yall bullsh’itn, I thought that was a pic of an unborn kitten…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kingston
    :yes: :lol: Mannequin is easier for me to remember

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ KINGSTON BLESSING HER OWN HEART.

  • Phrozen1der

    @CHoco @Yso :rofl:

    @Kingstonn Why would ANYONE want to see that… Ole Lawd…. Sherman don’t have relations…. *Mommma Klump voice* :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @WCC
    I actually like his entire CD the new one and I really need to cop Breezy’s CD

    _______________________

    Cool, I like the few songs Ive heard on the radio… Ima cop it- :wink:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @WCC I’ve been listening to they asses since 10!

  • Alex

    @Ace
    Do you have a weak stomach? :coffee: <—-have some tea

  • Queen_City Gem

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WCC She meant the WestSide of Charlotte.. *whispers* She isn’t lying… #Ratchet!
    _______________________________________________________________

    No, no Phrozen…don’t you do that :nono:

    Regardless of what side I’m reppn, we’s homies now…. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I thought that was a pic of an unborn kitten…
    ____________________________
    :rofl: What the fuk does an unborn kitten look like – We are loonies in here today

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ phro
    it’s just god awful. but when she had the twins, i fainted. i just couldn’t..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “i’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing all of my brothers born. bless my heart.”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    :hurl:
    I’m glad I’m the baby in my family.

  • Alex

    @Choco
    How the fluck did that look like an unborn kitten? :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ KINGSTON BLESSING HER OWN HEART.
    _________________________________________________________

    I was thinking the same thing :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALEX

    The new gravie is infinitely better.
    :thumbsup:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Alex
    That’s disgusting.

    @WCC
    You ain’t sh*t for that gravi pic of Ne-Yo before he went back in the closet.

    @the rest of ya’ll
    Aint SH*T for running that DOS person into the ground when they just tryna get their hustle on.

    @Man
    Ain’t sh*t for mocking DOS with that gravi

    @Phro
    Ain’t sh*t for everything you say, but I’ve decided that you are now my bff in my head!! You make me laugh until I fart sometimes!

    @Everybody else
    Yes- I wanna know who Tonika from ATL is too!!

    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @QC :lol:

    @Alex Who dem Super Size Bishes in that gravi???? And why are all those deacons watching them?? Are they about to walk to the pulpit and give their offering?? :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Ace
    LITERALLY….2.5 months. He’s nasty as hell, ain’t he?

  • Queen_City Gem

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I thought that was a pic of an unborn kitten…
    ____________________________
    What the fuk does an unborn kitten look like – We are loonies in here today
    _________________________________________________________

    Shiiid, I’on know…I just thought that was it in that bag

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kingston
    DAMN SON YOU FAINTED GEESH!

    @Alex hail if I know but she done took something sweet and pure like a kitten and made it gross for me :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ manuel
    lucky azz.
    i had to even push her legs back. :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Reason #787 why I’m NEVER pushing out no babies of my own. :no:

    QUERY:

    Do those that have actually given birth see their own afterwards or are you so out of it that you don’t notice/remember?

  • precious1

    You forgot the Maybach that R Kelly ownsm so there must be more than three. I saw R’s car with my own two eyes!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn :dead: Shyt got me not even wanting to be horny again EVER!!!

    @SASO :rofl: Fa sho!

  • MzDimplez1123

    test

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WCC She meant the WestSide of Charlotte.. *whispers* She isn’t lying… #Ratchet!

    ________________________________

    :lol: well, Cali aint all too pretty either… but Im still willing to fight about it :wink:

    #denial

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Shiiid, I’on know…I just thought that was it in that bag
    ___________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: I can’t I think my eyes are gonna be swollen from laughing straight for the past 2 hours

  • Alex

    And SASO ain’t’ SH*T for coming up in her acting like her azz wouldn’t have been killing DOS too if she was around. :coffee:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Well nigs and niggettes, I’m out….

    Yall take it easy :bye:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ dimpz
    those aren’t boobs. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “lucky azz.
    i had to even push her legs back. ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :hurl:
    :hurl:
    :hurl:

    I don’t even love my mother that much to do that. :no:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :wail: @ Alex’s new gravi

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    see their own afterwards or are you so out of it that you don’t notice/remember?
    ______________________________
    See my own what afterbirth or baby?

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ KIngston…It’s some in there. LOL I caught hell even gettign that one up. Slow ass phone in no reception area. :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn Moms would’ve gone at that shyt alone..I was’nt a part of the fuvkin and I’m not a part of the pushing #Twototheside :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DIMPZ

    I see you.
    :thumbsup:

  • Alex

    @Dimpz
    Why you :wail: ???? I been giving yall the best of the best gravis today!! Let me change it real quick!! You asked for it. :-D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ phro & manuel
    :rofl: i just helped until i saw one’s head coming out (like an avocado cut in half). next thing i knew i woke up on the couch & they were born already. :lol: my mom was calling me a wimp.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    “Ain’t sh*t for mocking DOS with that gravi”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I’m trying to show my support to the homie!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Alex’s previous Gravi makes what that man did to that woman in the hospital bed in ALBoy’s face even MORE ratchet and disgusting to me.

    How could you want to fluck someone after JUST seeing something like that come out or their vageen?!

  • Alex

    :offtopic: I wish this clown and all his damn sister wives would fall off the planet!!! Ain’t nothing glamorous about that there. :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Ace
    LITERALLY….2.5 months. He’s nasty as hell, ain’t he?
    —————————————————————————

    2.5mos :coffee: Yeah that’s a little hasty ….it would probably take me 6mo+ to get there… and She would have to do all the proper prep and cleaning. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Choco

    Afterbirth.

    @EVERYBODY

    I’m sorry y’all. I’ve never been a delivery room and that chit has just warped my fragile little mind.

    I’ll leave it alone now. :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn Moms would’ve gone at that shyt alone..I was’nt a part of the fuvkin and I’m not a part of the pushing #Twototheside
    __________________________________________

    did dis nicca just say he wasnt part of the fukin… :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    Who has sister wives

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ choco
    this FOOL on TLC who’s married to four women and they all get along. :rolleyes:

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    ughhh I’m always extra late
    :mad:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yso
    No I haven’t not with either one but I really don’t recall them showing it to me I think they remove all of that right away but I had two C-SECTIONS so it may be different for natural birth

    OFFTOPIC
    Rihanna can’t perform or sing to save her life GOT DAMN I was like :blink: at the Australia clip

  • West Coast Chick

    Alex says:

    I wish this clown and all his damn sister wives would fall off the planet!!! Ain’t nothing glamorous about that there.
    _________________________________
    :cosign:

    It’s actually kind of gross, but not as gross as your other gravi :wink:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn :rofl:
    I’ll be that!!

    @WCC LMFAO!

    @Yso :rofl: Exactly, nasty ninja!!!! he probably did lick her afterbirth and placenta scented pooty!

  • Alex

    Back on topic for a minute….Did Sandra really say that that car has room for FIVE ADDITIONAL car seats?!? :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “this FOOL on TLC who’s married to four women and they all get along.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I don’t see anything wrong with them.

    I think the family with “19 kids and counting” is worse than them. :shrugs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Wait Im lost who has sister wives and who ate afterbirth

  • ALBoy

    what about the cats that Eat the after birth :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    if i hear one more story about my coworkers damn 3 legged cat.. :shotsfired:

  • West Coast Chick

    I had natural births with both of my kids.. medication with my daughter, but nothing with my son.. just old fashion labor and delivery.. both was 6lbs, healthy.. me, no stiches!

    #dontjudgeme :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kingston
    The women are just as dumb in my book :hurl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    what about the cats that Eat the after birth
    ________________________
    :lol:

  • Alex

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    I don’t see anything wrong with them.

    I think the family with “19 kids and counting” is worse than them.
    _______________
    Hell, he has 13!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ wcc
    girl.. when my mom had my lil bros they were 3 mins apart & both almost 9 pounds. she had no choice but to get an high dose epidural. :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    Wcc did ole boy beat it up once they took the baby for its First bath :coffee:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Ace
    :no: – No prep or cleaning. I think I was actually in shock and quite disgusted that ANY man would do that, but the way he did it made me almost vomit. Had the stank-face everytime I looked at him for a little while after….

  • ALBoy

    Sister wives His first wife wanted him to marry other women it was her Idea! :yes:

  • ALBoy

    Ah Sassy you was looking at Him Crazy? :blink: werent you there?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALEX
    I don’t see anything wrong with them.

    I think the family with “19 kids and counting” is worse than them.
    _______________
    Hell, he has 13!!
    ________________________________________________________________________________

    SISTER WIVES: 5 parents vs. 13 kids

    19 AND COUNTING: 2 parents vs. 19 kids

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    word of advice:
    never be the youngest person to work anywhere.
    someone just emailed this other person an email, talking about how i didn’t deserve my promotion because i’m ‘inexperienced’ and ending up cc’ing it to me. :rolleyes:

    what’s funny, is they don’t know i have enough pull to get them terminated. bastards.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALBOY
    “Ah Sassy you was looking at Him Crazy? werent you there?”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    She was callin him “nasty” as she was bustin’ it wide open. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “word of advice:
    never be the youngest person to work anywhere.
    someone just emailed this other person an email, talking about how i didn’t deserve my promotion because i’m ‘inexperienced’ and ending up cc’ing it to me.

    what’s funny, is they don’t know i have enough pull to get them terminated. bastards.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    So you gonna let it slide or bounce they azz up outta there?
    :coffee:

  • Alex

    @AL
    And wasn’t she the one who thought about leaving?

  • organicgrl

    Wow she did not give her body time to heal from the first child..Please don’t quote me but is it true that when you have a baby so close apart like that the second child is at a risk for autism and other medical issues.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kingston
    OMG WOW that’s ruff how are you going to handle it?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Kingstonn

    Do it just for shyts and giggles. And for them being to stupid not to know how to use email. :coffee:

  • Dymond

    :pray: so glad that i was too late to see Alex’s gravi

    fcvking while bleeding = :nono:

    that is a complete turn off for me

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn OMG what was your mother eating?!?!?!? :no: And ummm FIRE THEM FIRE THEM!!!! *pumping fist*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Sassy

    It can be done cleanly, With proper prep. Heard it relieve cramps so it doesn’t have to be nasty … I’ve done it but only with ones i felt comfortable with and knew how to to it right.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Kingston…Wow, that’s foul. They extra friendly to you too aren’t they.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Al & @Man
    :rofl:

    Yeah- I was there! But I was totally unaware that THAT was finna go down that way. I told him I was on my “aunt” to try to get him to leave me alone that night. Imagine my surprise when he reached down there and pulled my “plug” out like it wasn’t nothing.

    I almost fainted… :hurl:

  • Alex

    @Kingston
    Go ahead and go to dinner with your boss. Give ’em something to really talk about.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sassy…………He pulled the plug too?! :faints:

  • Alex

    @Dymond
    Hold on…let me show you what the gravi looked like. *Rushes off to change gravi*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Ace
    Well- NOW that I k now he’s capable of doing that and that it doesn’t bother him- when I see him going for it around that time, I say: “wait- nigga, damn!!” run and go clean up real quick and grab a beach towel so my sheet’s don’t get fukked up.

    I still find it nasty though….I must admit. I’ve never really gotten comfortable with him doing that. But :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Sassy

    HE DID WHAT?!?

    I’ll run a red light deep into a relationship but I’ll be damned if I’m pullin any plugs…

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dimpz
    I think my mouth was literally hanging wide open when he did that like: “Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Why would you do that?! I don’t even like to do that!!!!!!”

    I was disgusted and a tad bit embarassed but I don’t know why….

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Kingstonn… your Mom :bow: .. the REAL wonder woman!

    @ AlBoy :lol: the funny thing is that he wanted to when the doctor left out, but I just wasnt into it :lol:

  • Dymond

    :dead: at pull the plug out

    b/w that and the hundreds of ways afterbirth was described today :(

    ALEX YOU BETTER NOT CHANGE THAT CHIT BACK!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Cause you know what that shyt look like when you pull it out. You couldn’t rationalize why anyone else would want to come into contact with it for ANY reason. Least that’s how i’d feel about it. :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    He pulled the plug too?! :faints:
    ____________________________
    Damn I thought I was liberal minded this chit is too much!

  • West Coast Chick

    Why this doctor’s name is richard spain and my co-worker keeps calling him dick stain- funny as hell, but this bish gone be unemployed :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Alex

    DON’T YOU DARE!! :wail: <—not a facial

  • Dymond

    Ok, if dont have any kids, so this wanting to fvck after giving birth is really foreign to me :wtf:

    I might have to encourage that ninge to get it elsewhere sheesh :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    this was my reply:

    “it appears that the people in this office do not know how to properly use email. next time you have the free time to put my name in an underground email, try not to send me a copy. as unexperienced as i am, i would never a-use company email to solicit gossip, b-wear the same shirt & tie combo three times in a row, with the same stain from Monday like Paul does c-blatantly cheat on my wife with the secretary i.e Noel or d-tell everyone you went to U of H when everyone knows you received your degree from HCC (community college) a la’ Judith.

    before you type anything next time, come to my office and let me know how you feel so i can in turn let you know how i feel. or rather, sign a variance form. your call.

    thanks.”

    was that too harsh? :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    why anyone else would want to come into contact with it for ANY reason.
    _____________________
    :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kingston
    I feel your pain, girl! I’ve been the youngest person on my job at this job and the last 3 before it. You know how those old bitter bishes get when they see a younger chick coming up in there and finna be THEIR supervisors one day.

    Don’t sweat it. Forward the email back to them and say: “Was I SUPPOSED to get this? I may be “inexperienced” at this job, but I’m a PRO at the inner workings of EMAIL. :-)”

  • Alex

    Lmao at the facial disclaimers. :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Ace says:

    @Sassy

    HE DID WHAT?!?

    I’ll run a red light deep into a relationship but I’ll be damned if I’m pullin any plugs…

    ________________________________
    Ace, you nasty

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY

    You, and yo’ reprehensible man have gone too far. I feel insulted at the mention of “pulling plugs” and the like.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ alex
    i almost took that fool up on his offer too.
    poor soul.. :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kingston
    OMG that chit wasn’t to harsch but I felt you just should’ve involved HR did you send that to them and if so have your proof of their email :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dymond & Choco
    :yes: If ya’ll could imagine how I felt when he did that. I didn’t feel very “liberal” at all. :no:

    @Dimpz
    I think that IS why!! I just couldn’t fathom somebody who would have no reason to get near a bloody “plug” opting to do it! He does it a lot now. He’s unfazed by it….sadly.

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Kingston *daps*

    @ Sass…Yea been there too. Had a bish set me up and fire 2mos before SHE retired. I was like, damn, that bish really didn’t like me at all!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ choco
    the hr bish & me are the only minorities here. she knows the deal already :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You, and yo’ reprehensible man have gone too far. I feel insulted at the mention of “pulling plugs” and the like.
    ______________________
    :rofl: :lol:

  • Alex

    :rofl: at Kingstonn’s email calling them out like that at&t commercial where ole dude didn’t get his taco party text.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sassy…Tell him he’s violating your personal time. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kingston
    :thumbsup: you good then – FUNNY

  • Phrozen1der

    *passes out* @SASO Damn son wanted that pooty bad…. :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man
    All the nasty sh*t, you WOULD do and pulling plugs is where you draw the line?! Negro, please!!

    REAL MEN RUN RED LIGHTS!!!

    @Dimpz
    Damn! What did you do to her?!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sassy
    I can imagine I think I would’ve been mortified :blink: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “i almost took that fool up on his offer too.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    YOU TALKIN BOUT ME!!!!
    :yahoo:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    *passes out* @SASO Damn son wanted that pooty bad
    _____________________
    :rofl: For the love of all that is sacred pls stop calling it POOTY TANG :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ man
    no.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    “All the nasty sh*t, you WOULD do and pulling plugs is where you draw the line?! Negro, please!!”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I’m sorry, I just think the “pull the plug” comment was a lil much. Please refrain from such graphic speech in the future.

    Thanks.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    West Coast Chick says:

    Ace says:

    @Sassy

    HE DID WHAT?!?

    I’ll run a red light deep into a relationship but I’ll be damned if I’m pullin any plugs…

    ________________________________
    Ace, you nasty
    ————————————————————————

    Ay i aint never asked to do it…only done it when all criteria had been met..

    a. She has properly prepped
    b. monogamous relationship for 6mo+
    c. she approaches me cause she needin it…(relieves cramps from what i was told)
    d. she dig any clean up(if any) afterwards

    If all 4 items arnt in order…then it aint goin down…

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :lol:

    @Saso :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :dead: @ Kingstonn

    You left out the curried goats stinking up the place or am I thinking of someone else? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    :blink:
    what the hailllll are yall talking bout?!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ SASO……

    Um, I was 25, she was 55+

    I was smart and ppl were always singing my praises. She was forever trying to discredit me and couldn’t

    Her rental boy took an interest in me even though I was stuttin him

    I wouldn’t kiss her ass like everybody else. She overheard me say I come to work to do my job and get my check, not kiss anybody’s ass because they have a title.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ yso
    :no: it’s curried fish. :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dimpz
    He don’t be tryna hear that! I done tried, I done tried…I just let “Mister” do his thing now. It’ll be over soon if I just don’t think about it.

    @Phro
    That’s what I said! Like: “Is it that damn serious that you can’t wait a few days until at least the flow slows down?”

    It’ll be day 1 and here he is tugging at my jeans- leave me alone! I’m bloated! Got cramps! My back hurt and I’m not feeling very confident. And no lie- he asked me to “rodeo” him one time during that- if he is running a red light- ladies, please, stay in the missionary position….. :hurl:

    Looked like a murder scene………

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @SASO

    Well…Um…Did he put it or a fresh one back in when y’all were done? :think:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sass……….Rodeoing? Yo boo doin TOO much. :rofl:

    Least you know he’s completely comfortable with you. :shrug:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yso
    He actually does change them out for me sometimes, but no. After that- I ran home and jumped in the shower because I just….couldnt….. SMH…

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dimpz
    That’s what my best friend says: “you know a nigga really loves you when he’s comfortable changing your tampons.” :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    WHAT ARE YALL TALKIN BOUT!

  • West Coast Chick

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dimpz
    He don’t be tryna hear that! I done tried, I done tried…I just let “Mister” do his thing now. It’ll be over soon if I just don’t think about it.
    _________________________________

    Im fukin done wit you Saso :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    what the hailllll are yall talking bout?!
    __________________
    :rofl:

    @Sass
    you are killing us chick :lol: bloody plug RODEO damnnnn bish I screw during that time with no problem but ION Know what is going on with you :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kingston
    You don’t wanna know, girl. :no: Men who “run red lights.”

  • Phrozen1der

    @Saso OMG!!!!!!! #iCANT :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    WHAT ARE YALL TALKIN BOUT!
    ______________________
    :rofl: at you and YSO :rofl: oh chit and at MAN

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @SASO

    ARE. YOU. SERIOUS?!

    He actually…I was just kidding…OMG…

    (faints without screaming this time)

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Kingstonn- You dont wanna know :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    He actually does change them out for me sometimes, but no
    ______________________
    PLS SAY YOU ARE LYING :rofl: OMG :rofl: GIRL WTF Tell him you got it DAMN!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco & WCC
    I do be feeling like I’m in the “Color Purple” sometimes though. :rofl: And it ain’t my fault- I don’t even LIKE to screw during that time. It’s HIM who won’t let me have my space!

    And it’s so serious cause he knows when it’s coming- he has an app on his ipad that actually keeps track of my cycle, when I’m ovulating and when I’m supposed to start and sh*t. WHY?! I have no effin idea! Scary thing is- that calendar be DEAD on too!! Every time! WTF?! There’s an app for EVERYTHING! My period ain’t even my own damn business anymore!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    ewwwwww.

    *logs the fck off*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I was just kidding…OMG…

    (faints without screaming this time)
    ______________________________
    :rofl: Im sooo confused cuz I thought I was XRATED I don’t know what to do or say :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    ewwwwww.

    *logs the fck off*
    _____________________
    :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Phro, Choco & Yso
    :no: Not lying, he changes them. Doesn’t even blink an eye about it. However- I am happy to know that if ever I get realy old or incapacitated, he’ll have no problem cleaning me up and making sure I don’t “soil” myself during that time. :rofl: With him, I’ma be alright! :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALEX
    “like that at&t commercial where ole dude didn’t get his taco party text”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    That commercial be killin me everytime I see it.
    Nigga wanted them Tacos huh!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    The lines have been blurred :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @SASO

    I love you like an e-sis, I really do…So this is coming from a good place I swear…RUN BISH! SAVE YO SELF!!

    :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Not lying, he changes them. Doesn’t even blink an eye about it.
    ________________________
    Girl that’s doing way too much he would get slapped for making me feel like he’s a damn PERV – I can take care of my feminine needs!

  • Phrozen1der

    @SASO :rofl: #Speechless

  • West Coast Chick

    :rofl: “feeling like the color purple sometimes” :rofl:
    funny az hell! Girl you sic :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :dead:

    @SASO an APP tho fam?!?! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    ewww, he prob knows all about flow & freshness. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    ” he has an app on his ipad that actually keeps track of my cycle, when I’m ovulating and when I’m supposed to start and sh*t. WHY?! I have no effin idea! Scary thing is- that calendar be DEAD on too!! Every time! WTF?! There’s an app for EVERYTHING! My period ain’t even my own damn business anymore!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    My coworker said her man as that app on his iPhone for her “monthly.”
    WTF?

    I mean, couldn’t she just tell you?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @SASO

    But does he feel the same way about THOSE bodily fluids as he does about your monthly flow?

    (can’t believe I even asked that question)

  • Phrozen1der

    My friends mom..she was a #Whore she told me how to get around a stop sign.. I said ma’am I believe in obeying the laws of the land! :nono: :rofl:

    #STOPmeansDoNotPass!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Imma fuk somebody up :rofl: :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl: Hahah!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    does he hold your hand while you strain on the toilet too? :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    (hopes SASO isn’t getting offended and that she tells us that her man is a gyno or something else that will make his fascination with her period a little less creepy-skin crawly)

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yso & Choco
    I told him I can handle it, but I’m happy to know he’s okay with EVERYTHING that comes FROM me. :rofl: I asked if he had a fetishor something about that, and he was like: “hell no! And if you tell anybody I do this sh*t, I’ll kill you!” LMAO!

    @Phro & Man
    Yep- a damned app. And I feel the same way- you can just ask me and i’ll tell you. There’s no need for a calendar.

    @Yso
    No, he doesnt. Pee & Poop disgust him. He’ll stay in the bathroom with me while I’m peeing, but I don’t allow myself to burp, fart, or poo with him around. Been almost 7 years and he’s never smelled any “flatulence” of mine. I draw the line at THOSE secretions! LOL!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ YSO and Kingston :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    #PullingPlugs
    #StrainingonToilets

    :waves: #iQUIT SR! Have a nice fuvkin life!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :think:
    **wonders if Sassy realizes he den prolly ran other hoes red lights too…**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :dead: @ Phro and Kingstonn

    Please don’t be mad SASO…I just can’t help it right now… :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    CENSOR YOUR CHIT BISH :rofl: Im sick

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yso
    He should be one! Lawd knows since he’s so comfy doing other things, I use him as a gyno. I made him retrieve my nuva-ring (the one time I tried it) because I couldn’t get it out. And anytime I think something may not be right down there, you already know who I send down there to survey the land….. —–> HIM!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    :lol:
    im just curious..

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Man
    OMG :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ sassy
    the nuvaring tho? :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    “Pee & Poop disgust him.”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ :blink: ???
    DAYUM, you tried to pizz and chit on the nigga too!

  • GoldenGurl

    “I have a friend. Not a girlfriend. She’s carrying my child, but knows I can’t commit. She doesn’t mind other women.”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    WTF kind of fukkery shyt is this??^^^

    I am so sick of these WHORES. Do any of these bishes have even 1/3 of a cup of self respect? :mad: Dayum, a ho will even let THIS gay nigga treat’em like shyt for a damn dollar! :mad:

  • StillASassyOne

    LOL! @Kingston
    No- he’s not even around when I need to “drop any kids off.” He wouldn’t do it anyway. I tried to tell him about it onetime and he got real disgusted like: “I don’t wanna know about that sh*t!”

    @Yso
    LOL! I’m not mad! Ya’ll know I wouldn’t tell ya’ll if I didn’t think it was funny as hell my damn self!

    @Man
    I wondered about that too and asked him that like: “how do you just decide one day tha you’re going to pull plugs?” He said he used to think that sh*t was disgusting but by then, he was drunk & horny and had gotten the hell over it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @SASO

    Don’t tell us no more. Please!! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY

    :rofl:
    Somehow, I can just see that nigga, with you on the counter top spread open and him with a flashlight lookin for a nuvaring. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    #late

  • Alex

    So SASO can secrete the red stuff in his presence but not gas?!? :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    secrete the red stuff in his presence but not gas?!?
    ____________________
    :lol: @ secrete

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kingston
    Yeah. :no: Don’t get it. The one time I used it I couldn’t get it out by myself, he had to reach up there and get it and it even took him a while, so I stopped that.

    @Man
    Hell naw- I don’t pee/poop on that fool! He’d prolly kick my azz if I tried. Especially poo! That’s a solid! :hurl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    “Hell naw- I don’t pee/poop on that fool! He’d prolly kick my azz if I tried. Especially poo! That’s a solid! ”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    I don’t know… something tells me he’s prolly got his “toilet on” a few times in the past and don’t wanna tell you about it.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man
    :rofl: It was actually something like that too! Bathroom counter, no flashlight, though. We had to try a few positions before he could get it out. LMAO!

    @Alex
    Yeah- I’m really weird about that. I can’t fart/burp around ANYONE and I cannot poo if there is anyone in the house with me. Like, if someone else is home and anyhere near me, I get constipated from holding it in. :shrug: Sad, huh?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    that nuvaring made me batchit crazy. :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man
    I don’t think so. I asked him could I R.Kelly him and the look he gave me told me I’d better not ask his azz again so…. I think he draws the line at Bloddy Marys.

  • Phrozen1der

    @SASO :dead: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @SASO

    So you as weird as your man is then? No wonder y’all still together. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    “I don’t think so. I asked him could I R.Kelly him and the look he gave me told me I’d better not ask his azz again so…. I think he draws the line at Bloddy Marys.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    I see…

    So, had he of said “yes,” would he have been able to R. Kelly you back?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @SASO

    He draws the line with your bloody tampon no doubt. :rofl:

    I swear I’m trying to stop. I swear I am…

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yso
    That prolly is why we are, though! :rofl:

    @Man
    The discussion didn’t go that far. I didn’t consider that. I just wanted to see if I could do it. It was my idea, not his! Why should he get a turn? :confused:

  • ALBoy

    I just got back @ SASSY HE DID WHATTTTTT? Pulled The PLug Out? :no: :hurl:

  • Alex

    Yesterday it was Awesome and those freaky tales, now SASO. Smh. Yall some freaks!! Glad I’m so innocent.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yso
    Ewww!!! :dead: I hope he’s not using them as red sharpies. :rofl:

    Lenmme stop talking about my baby. I love him! I’m glad he will do some strange sh*t for me….even if it makes me give him the “WTF?!” look after. I truly believe that nigga would kill for me so he’s all good.

    I gotta go now folks. Heading to the gym! Ya’ll behave for the rest of the night, na!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    “The discussion didn’t go that far. I didn’t consider that. I just wanted to see if I could do it. It was my idea, not his! Why should he get a turn? ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I understand all that. I’m just putting the hypothetical out there. IF he would have said yes, and then expected to get a turn with you, what would have been your response?

    Also, exactly where on his body were you tryin to R.Kelly him?
    **Sassy’s a bigger freak than I initially thought**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Alex

    I know right.

    (adjusts our tin foil halos and pigeon feather angel wings)

  • StillASassyOne

    @Al
    You late- read up! I gotta run!

    @Man
    On his chest, probably. I didn’t think that far ahead either. I knew he wouldn’t let me do it, anyway.

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    So she’s on the Kim Porter retirement plan… probably provides a better check than any IRA… *shrug*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :cya: @ SASO

    Tell your man we think he’s a freakin weirdo. :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    @ SASO this information might put a strain on our elationship :no: maybe :shrug: probably not :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yso :rofl: #Classic!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Are done with this post or are we waiting for Sandra to shut it down?

  • rozb

    Hello – new here. :waves:

  • ALBoy

    are we moving or is it all over?Obama post is open :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Already there.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Welcome to the family Roz! :welcome:

  • West Coast Chick

    kingstonn says:

    does he hold your hand while you strain on the toilet too?

    ___________________________

    :rofl: shut up Kingstonn!

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Sandra… you hair cut is cute :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ROZB
    :think:
    **looks at that gravie**
    I think I know you.

    AND, were YOU the one that sent in the email to Sandra about Obama? :waiting:

  • rozb

    @Man, I Just Don’t Care:
    I think I know you.

    AND, were YOU the one that sent in the email to Sandra about Obama?
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Yes, it was me. You remember that gravie, huh?

  • http://att.net bollies

    Preggers again already…eeeew. I see she’s following Kim porter and Savannah’s lead. SMDH

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    I would just like to apologize to all for sparking Sassy into letting us into her world regarding the red light district for a brief moment…

    But it was all worth it….

    to see Choco clutch her pearls……never thought it possible…. :applaud:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :clap: