SR EXCLUSIVE: Ne-Yo and Baby Mama Expecting Again!
Four months after giving birth to a premature baby girl, local Atlanta Socialite Monyetta Shaw is expecting again.
This will be the second child for Shaw and R&B singer/songwriter Ne-Yo, who are proud parents of Madilyn Grace Smith. Ne-Yo is hoping for a boy this time, according to a source close to Ne-Yo’s camp.
You may recall that Ne-Yo, real name Shaffer Chimere Smith, Jr., was duped into believing a boy born in 2005 was his. But subsequent tests revealed the child was not his.
In an August 2010 interview with British tabloid The Sun, Ne-Yo said of Monyetta, “I have a friend. Not a girlfriend. She’s carrying my child, but knows I can’t commit. She doesn’t mind other women.”
As for Monyetta, she is living the high life after opening a high end clothing boutique in Buckhead last year with Ne-Yo’s money. The boutique has yet to turn a profit. But Monyetta can often be seen steering her Maybach drop top around the Buckhead area with a baby car seat in the back. The luxury automobile has room for 5 additional baby car seats, and sources tell me that Monyetta isn’t done dropping babies for Chimere.
Please remember where you read this first.
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If that doesn’t scream i’m
what does?
Dang no wait time huh???
so she’s a surrogate mother for him and his ‘partner’?
Yep! Keep making babies with a man who doesn’t love or respect you enough to marry you and create a secure family life with you. Women!
If they like it, I love it!
Well..
Atleast we know he’s 
someone…lol
@CANDI i was think the same thing???
i like the color of her dress
@NE-YO
““I have a friend. Not a girlfriend. She’s carrying my child, but knows I can’t commit. She doesn’t mind other women.”
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Nigga please.
I ain’t goin lie, ol girl in that second pic lookin “MY-TEE”
-able!
can’t commit or don’t want to commit
she does kinda look like my best friend R&B vocalist Tamia
@CANDI
“she does kinda look like my best friend R&B vocalist Tamia ”
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Tamia ain’t even DREAMED of having an azz like that.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@NE-YO
““I have a friend. Not a girlfriend. She’s carrying my child, but knows I can’t commit. She doesn’t mind other women.”
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Nigga please.
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she doesnt mind other ..men… yeah ok Neyo.. were convinced
she knows her place as a “beard”
Are you sure she is preggers Sandra – I mean that could be her baby bump from her first pregnancy….
She should be on the Love & Hip Hop show. Seems like she’s living THEIR dreams of being the main side piece…….fried hard.
dreams of being the main side piece…….fried hard.
must start using FRIED HARD
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@SANDRA ROSE
“You may recall that Ne-Yo, real name Shaffer Chimere Smith, Jr., was duped into believing a boy born in 2005 was his. But subsequent tests revealed the child was not his.”
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First off, that CAINT be his real name!
Secondly, everyone knows that this was publicity stunt that he hoped would
fool people into thinking he was “straight”*ahem* quell the “gay rumors.”candibfly says:
so she’s a surrogate mother for him and his ‘partner’?
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sounds like somebody is gettin thier Michael Jackson on
1. she’s pokin her azz out 2. shut up
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA ROSE
“You may recall that Ne-Yo, real name Shaffer Chimere Smith, Jr., was duped into believing a boy born in 2005 was his. But subsequent tests revealed the child was not his.”
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First off, that CAINT be his real name!
Secondly, everyone knows that this was publicity stunt that he hoped wouldfool people into thinking he was “straight” *ahem* quell the “gay rumors.”
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man do keep it treal
@W.C.C.
“she doesnt mind other ..men… yeah ok Neyo.. were convinced
she knows her place as a “beard”
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Dat nigga prolly got his own line of panties he bout to come out with.
wtf?
let the puzz heal before you rip it open again!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
First off, that CAINT be his real name!
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You must not have seen the crew she runs with….*ahem* T-Pain and Lil Wayne mama’nem……#nuffsaid
I know exactly how this is going to play out…. She will pop out 2 more kids from him or so, continue to let him have his fun with other woman/men. When he is done having all his fun and reolizes its cheaper to keep her. He will then marry her and she will be known as his “Ride or Die Chick”…..
I like Ne-Yo and his music and even though this “relationship” is convenient for both involved, I don’t think he is gay
why work, when you can get preg by a millionaire and live easy and free, you can even have a real ninge on the side ONE WORD…..HUSTLA
Give it up for Monyetta yall
It can’t be a Maybach drop top Sandra.. there are only 3 of those in the world. one in America owned by Baby of cash money, One in the arab world and the last one in Africa owned by one of the princes there.
im sure shes riding in something expensive though!!
@KINGSTON
“wtf?
let the puzz heal before you rip it open again! ”
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*GASP*
IS THAT REALLY YOU KINGSTON???
kingstonn says:
wtf?
let the puzz heal before you rip it open again!
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Some young trops think they got that “snap back puzzay” ala Mike Epps.
And being that she didn’t carry the baby full term, she feels thats more than acceptable.
AprilRain says:
I know exactly how this is going to play out…. She will pop out 2 more kids from him or so, continue to let him have his fun with other woman/men. When he is done having all his fun and reolizes its cheaper to keep her. He will then marry her and she will be known as his “Ride or Die Chick”…..
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Tiny
@APRIL
“I know exactly how this is going to play out…. She will pop out 2 more kids from him or so, continue to let him have his fun with other woman/men. When he is done having all his fun and reolizes its cheaper to keep her. He will then marry her and she will be known as his “Ride or Die Chick”…..”
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Then Sandra goin talk about how women need to “stick by their man” and “tough it out.” Next, she goin cover the “wedding” and be throwing MAD SHADE at Ne-Yo’s “best man.”
Talkin bout they was “lookin into each other’s eyes” and chit like that.
Neyo isn’t quite a Clay Aiken where there is no doubt that he is gay but one has to wonder.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Neyo I can’t with you today.
Working at the Hospital I have seen dudes Hitting their chick when she comes out of Labor and delivery (with my own eyes) so I think they did good to wait this long
@al nigs was fvckin in the lil hospital bed after birth?
So the girl in the pink dress is drinking champaign while 6 months pregnant??
Why does the caption say “Monyetta and GIRLFRIEND Ne-yo” LOL!!!!!!!
Candi Yes Ma’am it happens All the time!
Old folks gettin it in disgusting I walked in on that too 
I hate they put Special Ed students in the same classroom as regular ed. Smh
And we Can’t possible be asking what the HELL is wrong with this world, we just could’nt…SMH at what a woman will do. for the all mighty Dollar. just drop babies, for man that have no intention making you his wife… Damn women it aint that serious
@Al
That is so hard to believe – I mean damn does seeing birth turn them on its so much mess after giving birth
Mr.BluPhi says:
So the girl in the pink dress is drinking champaign while 6 months pregnant??
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just drop babies, for man that have no intention making you his wife
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women do that with broke men too
Ne-Yo: “Monyetta, people STILL say I’m gay despite my self made rumor of an illegitmate child, my love ballads, my fashionista style, my claims of having a woman, my surrogate parentship with you and my collabos with various hard core masculine rappers!!!! What can I do? You know what, have a ANOTHER baby for me and Michael… I mean Michelle. With TWO kids, no one will think I’m gay!”
Monyetta: “…. Ima need a Maybach outta this since your head all deformed and chit.”
Damn women it aint that serious
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Damn sure aint but apparently it is SMH
ALBoy says:
Working at the Hospital I have seen dudes Hitting their chick when she comes out of Labor and delivery (with my own eyes) so I think they did good to wait this long
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Im assuming these women didn’t need to get stitched up…. damn they can’t wait til they get home. LOL.
That is so hard to believe – I mean damn does seeing birth turn them on its so much mess after giving birth
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I don’t like where this is headed…
I hate they put Special Ed students in the same classroom as regular ed. Smh
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You know damn well this statement warrants elaboration….
Wait… @ALboy You’ve seen new parents getting it in at the hospital?? Did it smell like Lo mein,and ground beef in there???
*faits at blu talm bout gettin stitched up*
i’m gonna have a surrogate mother
WHO THE FVCK WANTS TO GET IT IN AFTER CHILDBIRTH?
can yall beg sandra to speak at my memorial?
I don’t like where this is headed…
Shut up 
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Did it smell like Lo mein,and ground beef in there
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
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Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after??
***flips PHRO off with both hands***
DAMNIT PHRO a bish was thinking about hitting up China Wok on the way home…now I am completely turned off my the thought of lo mein
pinksghetti says:
Neyo isn’t quite a Clay Aiken where there is no doubt that he is gay but one has to wonder.
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A special gravi change comin up.. just for you!
Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after
FUK NO I was barely coherent 
that’s some ghetto chit they prolly think they could get pregnant and have the baby there in the same day 
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@Dymond @Choco
@ Choco I have seen what it looks like after a baby and I can wait for it to heal. When I walked in on them I was like I mean he would have to wide as a telephone pole to Nevermind
@Choco
i’m traumatized by lo mein when i had a mouse in my old apt and was cleanin out my cupboard, grabbed a package of lo mein noodles the nig was chompin on and it flew across the air
Ole loose pooty bishes! Ninja’s feeling like they having sex with walls made of Play-doh #HoeSatDown!
Phrozen1der says:
Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after??
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If anybody answers yes to this, please meet me halfway from wherever you are so i can kick ur ass
@Choco
fat azz white dude smells like onions and piss, keeps makin loud out-burst, which then makes me yell “Dude, shut up”, which then leads to him crying and tellin the counselors Im mean and bipolar.
This could ALL be avoided if they stop this damn inclusive sh*t.
@Candi
@ALboy I would gather that it looks hurt, swollen, and sore all the reasons why is should be patted dry and NOT touched internally.. #GROSS!
@Al
What did they do when you walked in on them did they stop look surprised or act like it wasn’t nathan
So is it me, are do the men in the background of the 3rd pic look a little……..ummmmmmm………………ZESTY???
candibfly says:
i’m traumatized by lo mein when i had a mouse in my old apt and was cleanin out my cupboard, grabbed a package of lo mein noodles the nig was chompin on and it flew across the air
LMFAO!
@Dymond
should be patted dry and NOT touched internally.. #GROSS
at patted dry
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Phrozen1der says:
Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after??
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not even jenna jameson could pull that off
@Dymond
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Lets change the subject.
crying and tellin the counselors Im mean and bipolar.
Wait the disabled child is calling your bi-polar 
how the fuk would he know LMAO so hard
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WCC PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO TO THE
with that MUTHAFLUCKIN GRAVIE!
No lets not change the subject I want @MAN to feel repulsed
@AL tell me did you have to check your gag reflec
Phrozen dudes was beating that thang (moving as if he was beating that thang because I know she was gone off epidurals) and didnt stop when I came in @ Choc the were in fact Hood!
THAT NIGGA GOT THE SLICK HAIR GOING NCHIT! HE GOT A PART IN THE MIDDLE TOO! LAWWWWWWDDDD WCC
How you going to offer up abused pooty?!
How you spreading your legs, and your pooty is split to the white meat?!
Damn…Ne-yo getting it in. I didn’t recall him mentioning this on the Steve Harvey show this morning.
BTW LLH @ WCC Gravatar…..U r so wrong. LOL
that’s when ne-yo had hair *those were the days*
@WCC
THAT GRAVIE!
Phrozen1der says:
Ladies of SR after you gave birth were you horny right after??
March 10, 2011 at 3:08 pm
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Not immediately RIGHT after. But it was on and popping within a week. I had stitches that needed to heal.
#dontjudgeme
#blamemyhormones
@ALBoy
Phrozen1der says:
How you going to offer up abused pooty?!
How you spreading your legs, and your pooty is split to the white meat?!
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Please stop, I just finished eating KFC.
i am so tired of smelling curried fish. i’m about to type up a nasty letter to sanjay, sandeep, & sanjeev about their bad lunch choices. it’s sad i have to go to the ladies restroom to get away from the bad smell.
and your pooty is split to the white meat?!
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@AL Im sorry but I will discriminate against ghetto azz mofos EFF THAT CHIT! He in there bussin his DAME DOWN and she down for it – I swear I suspect they thought they wouldn’t have to come back to the hospital for the new child to be born that same day
@WCC
@Yvonne you were’nt afraid you’d knock something loose??
@ Phrozen 1 it smells like bleach mop water2 its ripped to shreads 3 Your child just came out of there like an hour ago have some respect 4 Why would you want it after that he must not have watched it after youve seen 1 ababy come out then 2 After birth thats a wrap on the whole sex convo
No Thank You Im Full
@Choco
EVERY special ed student I have (with the exception of 1) has told the counselors, principals, and whoever will listen that Im bipolar.
One student explain to the counselor..” I have bipolr ppl in my family, so I can recognize it. Yall gone wait too late and he’s gonna snap like my uncle did” ….
I really dislike my Special Ed kids…. I really wish they would put them in a separate classroom
Umm Yvonne sweetie…can you tell me what would be halfway b/w your location and arkansas so we can meet up and i can kick ur ass for wanting to get it in a week after you done popped one out
#imjudgingyou
#wasntnodamnhormonesujustnasty
@Cocoa NO! You tell them to stop!!! Pooty looking and feeling like soggy rice patties!!!!
@Kingstonn
nasty letter to sanjay, sandeep, & sanjeev
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@ALBoy If he ate it, he needs to be decapitated,castrated and impaled with thousand year old penises IN DA MOUTH!!!!!
@Blu
@Dymond LOL!
EVERY special ed student I have (with the exception of 1) has told the counselors, principals, and whoever will listen that Im bipolar.
One student explain to the counselor..” I have bipolr ppl in my family, so I can recognize it. Yall gone wait too late and he’s gonna snap like my uncle did” ….
I really dislike my Special Ed kids…. I really wish they would put them in a separate classroom
On them having more sense than you wtf do you do to them to make them think you are bipolar it’s a campaign against your azz 
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omg y’all still talm bout deformed poontang
again, for this reason and more i will have a surrogate mother
i really wish phrozen and al would log off and not come back until the summer
@Candi
@ Phrozen I assume it like having sex with a paraplegic she was numb from the epidurals
we had to pick her up and put her in the bed 
I would get a stunt double to stand in for me at the birth…
wait.. this chick’s name is monyetta? that’s even worse than this chick i met named deshomaniquette.
@Al
So sick at bleach and mop water
deshomaniquette
how is this chit pronounced 
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WHO WAS HUMPING AFTER GIVING BURFF?
@Candi
@ALboy
She had the sleepy pooty and he still took it?! #RAPE!
deshomaniquette
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I wish I could curse the way I want to on this site. Y’all got me buggin over here!
we had to pick her up and put her in the bed
that bish didn’t even know she was getting fukd 
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@MR.BLU
THEY MAKING U WORK FOR UR MONAY!!
AND AFTER U GIVE BIRTH U HAVE NO FUKN STRENGHT NO MOVEMENT AT LEAST I DIN’T 
AND NO ON THE SEX AFTER U GIVE BIRTH IM NOT EVEN CONSIOUS
de-shom-a-neek-kwett.
& don’t pronounce it wrong either..
Phrozen1der says:
@Yvonne you were’nt afraid you’d knock something loose??
March 10, 2011 at 3:20 pm
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Nope! Giving birth to my daughter, I ripped myself in the process therefore stitches were required (Damn, her and her tank head to hell). Anyway, my hormones were all out of wack and I wanted some. My fiance was on the same page. We called the doctor and asked is it too soon to smash <—paraphrasing here. The doctor gave us the seal of approval and it was on and popping. Please keep in mind that everyone's recovery time is different. What works for me may not work for someone else.
Loquashia and June Bug were doin it right after she gave birf to lil De’Borius in the hospital bed
Some women will sell their uterus to the highest bidder.
@ PHRO
can you please stop thinking of different ways to describe to poontang after birth? thanks in advance
1. Tasha from Galveston TX
2. Joelle from Ridgeland MS
3. Bennea from Atlanta GA
4. Tonika from Atlanta GA
5. John from Atlanta GA
6. TaMesha from Greenville SC
7. Karen from Atlanta GA
We appreciate your support and participation!!! All boxes have been shipped to their destinations. Once again we appreciate you all, and look forward to serving you in the near future!!!
Sincerely,
DOS Promotions Team
@CHoco Why did’nt her pooty reject da peen?! Spit some afterbirth on him or something!!!
#DefendYourself!
wtf?
de-shom-a-neek-kwett.
BISSSSHHH Y did I sound that chit out that chit sound so effn UGLY
& don’t pronounce it wrong either..
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @WCC
What’s in the gift box? Dildos and shirts from five below?
Mr.BluPhi says:
So is it me, are do the men in the background of the 3rd pic look a little……..ummmmmmm………………ZESTY???
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looks like a zest party to me
and it only took ALL day to get those ‘winners’
1. Tasha from Galveston TX
2. Joelle from Ridgeland MS
3. Bennea from Atlanta GA
4. Tonika from Atlanta GA
5. John from Atlanta GA
6. TaMesha from Greenville SC
7. Karen from Atlanta GA
We appreciate your support and participation!!! All boxes have been shipped to their destinations. Once again we appreciate you all, and look forward to serving you in the near future!!!
Sincerely,
DOS Promotions Team
Spit some afterbirth on him or something!!! #DefendYourself!
PHRO Im wheezing Im laughing so hard #DEFENDYOURSELF LMAO
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@Dymond: I’m not gonna make it easy for you. If you want this ass, you gotta come to Atlanta, GA for it….
(pulls pants down and moons you)
I’m sure I’m not the only one but at least I can admit to mine….
@Yvonne Understood!
@Choco @Dymond
can i say again… wtf?
Dildos and shirts from five below?
OMG I need this laughter today
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@ DOS SHut up them aint even Real people
@CHoco
I think I just wee-weed a little bit…
@Yvonne
I was like 2-3 weeks but not a week after but I wanted too NO LIE! I know my azz didn’t wait no damn 6 weeks
@ALboy telling the dude Shutup
@DOS
Who them people???
@AL
Not Five Below
AHHHHHHHH Did that boy say spit some after birth on him
Im sure he didnt touch tem walls at allbout as tight as a salad bowl 
no friction
click the link.. i think i’m interested in one of those polo’s.
five below is my chit too by the way!
@PHRO AFTERBIRTH!!
please exit left 
candibfly says:
and it only took ALL day to get those ‘winners’
March 10, 2011 at 3:30 pm
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The winners are family members..
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WCC
THAT GRAVIE!
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Ms Neyo in dis bytch *** finger snaps and head rolls***
I just wee-weed a little bit…
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Grab your thing for me and tell I said hi
@ALboy
That pooty is like a greased up leather glove.. #NoGrip
@Kingstonn <—#Iseewhatyoudidthere!
***smacks Yvonnes ass since she is mooning me***
@ Yvonne and AL
My in laws came and stayed with us for 3 weeks after I had my youngest daughter. And 4 days home from the hospital my husband rolled over on me with a hard one…and KEPT poking me. I went downstairs and told his momma on his azz! Next morning his momma was like “SON…that girl can’t do nothing with you right now…either control yourself or sleep your azz on the sofa”…so hats off to the ladies who have…but I was so scared I had to tell on him…
@Laker @Choco
Dis nigga “DOS” has made my muthaphuckin DAY! Yall know yall wanted that niggas gift set!
“1. Tasha from Galveston TX
2. Joelle from Ridgeland MS
3. Bennea from Atlanta GA
4. Tonika from Atlanta GA
5. John from Atlanta GA
6. TaMesha from Greenville SC
7. Karen from Atlanta GA”
Atlanta was OWN dem shirts!!! Wait, which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!
ewwwwwwww you guys, CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
@ phro,
smartie..
@Kdub
Now #THAT is hilarious!!!!!!
@ Phrozen but for real it seems like the baby tunnel should have a locking mechanism after birth it useless until it completely heals
@KDUB HAIL NAW U TOLD ON HIM TO HIS MAMA
WHAT HE SAY???? 
(giggles as Dymond spanks me) Do it again please?
@ manuel
who’s bennea? how do pronouce such a name?
Blako says: It can’t be a Maybach drop top Sandra.. there are only 3 of those in the world. one in America owned by Baby of cash money, One in the arab world and the last one in Africa owned by one of the princes there. im sure shes riding in something expensive though!!
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THIS is why i love this blog! you cannot get anything past SR readers. you gotta step up your game SR!
SandraRose says: “Monyetta and girlfriend Neyo”
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Atlanta was OWN dem shirts!!! Wait, which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!
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@Kingstonn
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Atlanta was OWN dem shirts!!! Wait, which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!
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I thought that same thang
@ALBOY
“it seems like the baby tunnel should have a locking mechanism after birth it useless until it completely heals ”
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If it did do that, this time period would be known as the
“Free Pass Time Frame.”
Niggas would be out banging and they ol’ lady couldn’t say chit about it.
@ALboy
@ Kwall Home you tell that man Mama on him though
Man, I just don’t care™ says: Atlanta was OWN dem shirts!!! Wait, which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!
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they probably had to give him their credit card number and address. meet him at the mall.
which one of yall is Tonika? DON’T BE SHAMED!
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@KDUB
tonika in the house
@MAN
POINT HER OUT!!
Phrozen1der says:
@CHoco Why did’nt her pooty reject da peen?! Spit some afterbirth on him or something!!! #DefendYourself!
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@WCC
Yall Know them Folks aint Real
quit playing Dos 
Niggas would be out banging and they ol’ lady couldn’t say chit about it.
you always want free extra strange pussy wtf would you do if you main stepped out on you?
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Dammit
@CANDI
CLAIM UR CHIT MAMAS!! 
y’all dumbbbbbb!
ALBoy says:
@ Phrozen 1 it smells like bleach mop water
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candibfly says:
tonika in the house
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@Alex
@kingston is that a new gravi cuuute
i see yall fancy folks!!
DOS is cute playing in it’s lil fantasy world with the fake winners and fake gift set AWWWW IT!
Whomever participated in the contest has to put a picture of themselves wearing the t-shirts in their gravie. Then again, are these people registered readers or are they loyal readers? Just clarifying….
LOL @ Man
nicca is crazy .. Im truly convinced!
@Lakes he was PISSED…He woulda been REAL mad ’cause when I got up and went downstairs and told her she wanted to come tell his azz THEN. I was like “No ma’am wait until the morning…”
But when she told him he was like “Yes momma…I know she can’t momma..I’m sorry momma..I promise Imma leave her alone at night…” And he snatched his lunch off the counter and carried his azz to work!
don’t hate on my prize
bout to wear this shirt with my pajama jeans
ALBoy says:
Yall Know them Folks aint Real quit playing Dos
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@CHOCO
“Niggas would be out banging and they ol’ lady couldn’t say chit about it.
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Dammit you always want free extra strange pussy wtf would you do if you main stepped out on you?”
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Call her a hoe and leave her alone.
Can’t wait to go to Atlantic Station this wkend to see who is wearing their DOS tshirt.
@Yvonne the loyal readers are always lurkers in #StealthMode….
Choco aka Hippie says:
DOS is cute playing in it’s lil fantasy world with the fake winners and fake gift set AWWWW IT!
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Ne-Yo just needs to go ahead and “come out”
Choco aka Hippie says:
DOS is cute playing in it’s lil fantasy world with the fake winners and fake gift set AWWWW IT!
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@DOS
WAIT, WHO THE FLUCK IS JOHN??????????????????????????
Dat nigga HAD to be from Atlanta!
ALBoy says: “@ DOS SHut up them aint even Real people”
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LOL, u hell 4 saying that. Let that man or whoever get they promotion on. LOL
Call her a hoe and leave her alone.
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This shyt is crazy as hell! I remember Ne-Yo auditioning on Apollo back in the late 90′s early 2000′s and his hair was platinum blonde, slick down with Pre-Con hair gel! NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE FOOL GOT BOO’D!
You know what yall, I think Sandra hawkin dem shirts on our azzes. She woulda booted someone else up outta here talkin bout “gift set winners’ and chit!
@WCC and AL
Y did I just picture DOS being lonely and bored and alone at home and didn’t know how to become a part of the convo
I just realized Man changed his damn gravi
yvonne79 says:
@ Alex…. When you see them, just point and laugh….
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I will be pointing….my camera right on that shirt making sure I get the face in the pic too.
I meant *promoting*
@Yvonne the loyal readers are always lurkers in #StealthMode….
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Like….that heffa who work at the Walgreens…Tiffani.
forget the shirts, is that lace front on the mannequin for sale?
@ manuel
you’s a fool!
@ laker
what new gravi.. ? i don’t see a new one..
DOS has to be friend-of-the-blog or SR would have shut them down already. therefore, i think this is a viv/slimm production or some ATL-athlete-producer’s baby-mama-cum-stylist/event-planner-with-a-boutique.
@Man
DOS may be a patient on a ward somewhere LEAVE HE/SHE ALONE
@DYMOND
My gravie “fitted” in the “Definition of Style.”
@ kwall
lmaooooo! i wonder if she ever got to register…
Y did I just picture DOS being lonely and bored and alone at home and didn’t know how to become a part of the convo
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I hate chall.
@DOS
Can you design us an official SR Family T-Shirt to wear to the Reunion? Do you have any options other that white?
@KWall
#Snitch Bwahahahah!
baby-mama-cum-stylist
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What is a baby mama cum stylist where the hail cum come in at
Kingstonn?? Are you over there doing casual gravi changes and shyt?
candibfly says: “forget the shirts, is that lace front on the mannequin for sale?”
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LOL. U just had 2 point that out.
KDub says:
Like….that heffa who work at the Walgreens…Tiffani.
March 10, 2011 at 3:47 pm
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Surely Tiffani got a log in by now..
i like the gravi Kingstonn
@FREE
“DOS has to be friend-of-the-blog or SR would have shut them down already. therefore, i think this is a viv/slimm production ”
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I said that in another post, but if it would have been them she woulda played it up a bit more and been tryin to tell us how they “fashion foward” with their matching weaves and chit.
@ wcc
i just added a new one and somehow got confused.
@KINGSTON FIRST I SAW THE BLACK ADN WHITE PICK U SMILING CURLS AND ERRTHANG NOW I SEE SLICK HAIR BLACK TOP/DRESS?? STILL CUTE BISH U KNOW U ARE
DO NOT CORRESPOND WITH DOS – COULD BE AN IMPOSTER OR WORSE :hazard:
I swear you people are mean as hell
!!!
@KINGSTON
I would like to reiterate, I would blow your back completely out. I’m only a few hours away should you be interested.
Not for nothing but with all the beasties that email SANDRA for all the other dumb chit why wasnt this reported
<—– SMH
@MAN UR FUKN GRAVI
@ manuel
i’ll pass. again, for the 4259729502670th time. i appreciate the offer, really i do. but no. just no.
@ laker & cocoa
thanks..
as the nicest, sweetest poster on SR i implore u not to dash the spirits of DOS and continue ripping those tshirts to shreds
kwall bringing up tiffani from walgreens
SR family reunion t-shirts suggested by alex
candi asking about the lacefront
@Kingstonn
Ok one more thing and I will leave it alone. How old are you and what year are you in that people gonna be rushing to get a t shirt with some my first graphics for dummies on it. Aye dios mio
@KINGSTON
“i’ll pass. again, for the 4259729502670th time. i appreciate the offer, really i do. but no. just no.”
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How will I know if you changed your mind unless I ask?
@KINGSTON MAN AINT NEVA GON GIVE UP
@MAN U WEARING HER DOWN BRUH!!
@Candi I refuse to speak out against UNO because I can’t imagine how it must feel to want to be a “REAL” boi.. #TeamAmbition
trini..
he trying to get that dough & just can’t figure out how.
@MISS HARLEM
“Ok one more thing and I will leave it alone. How old are you and what year are you in that people gonna be rushing to get a t shirt with some my first graphics for dummies on it. Aye dios mio”
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Tameka from Atlanta said to quit hatin.
If TRES wants to give out nice things, who are we to stop or hate on him..
@PHRO
Did you just call DOS UNO
I really can’t take Phro today!!!!
AND Ya’ll gon get UP OFF me and my prize
@PHRO
TRES 
Stop it
@Phrozen1der: We’re not mean, just misunderstood. (pause)
On second thought I will speak for only me. I’m not mean this is a classic case of boredom setting in…
(flips hair, does an about to face and sits next to Candi in the “nicest, sweetest poster on SR” corner)
@LAKER
”
“U WEARING HER DOWN BRUH!!
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“I wanna give that thang to you Man, but I’m kinda scared.”
I know that look…
girl u won too?!
@phro just cwazy
HARLEM!!!!
All this love, waiting just for you, so don’t pass it up cuz you’ll regret it boo, patiently waiting to hear from you girl girl you gotta be the one yeah yeah yeah yeah (Donell Jones)
*pats seat next to me* its safe over here yvonne
@Choco @Mamacita If QUATRO wants to pub on SR who are we to stop their flow?? I know I’m certainly no hater!
Damn I hate walkn up in a convo this late in the game
When the comment total is past 100 I don’t fukk with it…nicca be too lost, too confused and too lazy to scroll through everythang.
**sigh…
KINGSTONN ok I will not hate on his hustle. Hustle man git yo money
@MAN
U SEEN THAT LOOK BEFORE HUH??? 
dymond i thought u was bout to start singing El *scowls*
@Laker @CHoco Cinco Saw #WhatIdidthere!!
@PHRO
”
” If QUATRO wants to pub on SR who are we to stop their flow?? I know I’m certainly no hater!
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I thought “Quatro” was the name of their luxury brand of tee shirts. (they got spandex on the sleeves)
If QUATRO wants to pub on SR who are we to stop their flow?? I know I’m certainly no hater!
I have tears rolling down my eyes PHRO DAMN!
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@Choco
queen not much happened
now we talkin bout the lucky folks that won the tshirts by
fubuDOSHe aint gettin NO MONEY! He Giving Away Tshirts thin Great Value Tshirts
what ya’ll talkin bout?
@ALBOY
“He aint gettin NO MONEY! He Giving Away Tshirts thin Great Value Tshirts ”
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naw, i think that nigga actually got some credit card numbers from this foolishness!
Fubu?
I can’t…..
@Man @Choco
*off to change gravi due to Manuel’s creepiness*
This ninja said FUBU and VOKAL sponsor SEIS!!
*Quits job and punches VP in the face on my way out*
kingstonn says:
damn shame 
*off to change gravi due to Manuel’s creepiness*
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This ninja said FUBU and VOKAL sponsor SEIS!! *Quits job and punches VP in the face on my way out*
and 
@Kingston… @Man you are CREEP
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Kingstonnnnn dont’t change it. I just logged on and I like it
manuel ain’t been the same since i dumped him
I feel like I want to stand on my desk and scream “Who’s the bytch now,huh?!” If SIETE can make it big then damn it so can I!!!!
Harlem my special love…I don’t believe I have greeted you today
x’s 23
@Kingstonn Isn’t that Walmart??
DO NOT CORRESPOND WITH DOS – COULD BE AN IMPOSTER OR WORSE
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A Tyre Lajuan aka Rhinestone Bedazzle’s (Diamond) stylist!
Told chall about the time that dude started emailing us! We was all talking smack in the post and checked our gmail or yahoo accts and that dude had found us and was HAWT… “Fugg yall…yall haters”
@ Man If he did he gone hit them so Hard cause yall dragging this boys business
I am ashame of you all 
i want to hang out with phrozen in real life
@Kingston
We vote keep the gravi
@Phro
@KINGSTON
“*off to change gravi due to Manuel’s creepiness*”
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I’m just flucking with you.
Don’t pay me no mind.
@Phrozen1der: And your ass continues to count in Spanish!!!
@ candi
I IMPLORE YOU TO TAKE MANUEL BACK!
@ phro
those the one’s i buy my lil brother when he comes to visit. 
@Candi
@Alex Not that #TigerBlood gravi I swear you going to have me uppercut that lady who refuses to comb her hair in that cube adjacent to mine..
I feel like I want to stand on my desk and scream “Who’s the bytch now,huh?!” If SIETE can make it big then damn it so can I!!!!
@ Candi 
I’d prolly end up giving him some from the euphoria of laughing all day SMH
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@Yvonne
@Kingstonn LMAO!
I swear you going to have me uppercut that lady who refuses to comb her hair in that cube adjacent to mine..
PHRO you didn’t get any last nite did you you are so full of energy today 
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Y’all ain’t chit.
But glad we ain’t talking about people using afterbirth as lube and chit.
@ALBOY
“If he did he gone hit them so Hard cause yall dragging this boys business I am ashame of you all ”
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I ain’t mad at the homie! I don’t know why people actin shame on here knowing they ordered bout 5 shirts off that muthaflucka.
@Kingston: Get it girl! You don’t take a bad picture, do you??
@ALEX TIGER FOOD THO #WINNING
I CAN’T STOP PLEASE!!!
@PHRO
@Phro
Yes Sir!! Sitting here filling out my application to be Charlie Boy’s assistant.
@KINGSTON
“I IMPLORE YOU TO TAKE MANUEL BACK!”
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Ima still try to hit!
Just sayin.
@Choco
Too funny!
@Phro
I think you done run OCHO off.
@ yvonne
95% of my pictures feature me looking awkward. 5% are the decent ones i display here.
@Phro
Can you please make sure you have a comb, brush, and flat iron in your hand when you punch her?
actin shame on here knowing they ordered bout 5 shirts off that muthaflucka.
Okay Okay I admit I bought one – Im TONIKA 
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@Choco Nope!
So someone has to suffer and MIL NOVECIENTO’s looks like a worthy candidate!!
@Laker @Alex
@CHOCO
“actin shame on here knowing they ordered bout 5 shirts off that muthaflucka.
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Okay Okay I admit I bought one – Im TONIKA ”
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Uh huh… see, I KNEW IT. Which one did you get? The “Dingy Yt” or “Blurple?”
DOS is gone be the Next George(high end wal mart clothes)<—-wal Mart Clothing Designer
Faded Glory is the "Cheap wal mart clothes (great value is the food)
*throws my monitor at phrozen and slaps my the person sitting beside me*
goodnight!
@Yso
@Alex
Kingstonnnn please display one of your awkward pics just for laughs.
@Phro I’ve taken the time to read the comments (since no one filled me in) and I need you to call me on my cell phone later so you can make me laugh until the wee hours of the night!!
@ phro
who’s 1900?
candibfly says:
queen not much happened
now we talkin bout the lucky folks that won the tshirts by fubu DOS
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I’m sensing the word “lucky” is slight sarcasm on your part, no?
uppercut that lady who refuses to comb her hair in that cube adjacent to mine..
PHRO EXTRA RATCHET
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AAAAAAAAAYYAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
Hey Kingstonn, girl. I know I’an neva really talked to you before but I think your current gravi is cute…you should hang on to it for a couple more hours…
@PHRO LOOKS AT U DADDDY
@KINGSTON IT TOOK ME A MIN TO FIGURE OUT IT WAS 1900
@Phro
#Raises hand for worthy candidate…
@MAN
I got the doo doo green one
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KINGSTON
“I IMPLORE YOU TO TAKE MANUEL BACK!”
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Ima still try to hit!
Just sayin.
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@ ohoney
i changed it. but only for 5 secs cause i can’t understand what possessed me to do that to myself.
@ queen
thanks!
but i have gravi ocd so it’ll be diff in like 10 mins..
@Candi
I’ve been tryign to change my gravi for days and it won’t work! Does the site look normal to you Kingston?
@KINGSTON SO DO U EVER EVER LOOK BAD IN UR PICS LIL EVER BISH??? U LOOK SOO PURRTY IN ALL UR DANG GRAVIS
WCC get that gravi out of here
I need you to call me on my cell phone later so you can make me laugh until the wee hours of the night!!
and some other things as well
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So bearded surrogacy is the quick come up huh?
@ Mz D its not normal to me I cant change mine either!
OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know
@Phrozen – I meant to ask you this in the post about the birds but…I didn’t know you lived in QC…just thought you had fam/friends here.
What side of town are you on?
@ laker
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT! LOOK AT THIS CHIT! the zoom button doesn’t work in my favor!
@ dimpz
yeah, it does. i miss those boobs of yours!
@OHoney LOL!
@Kingstonn the creator of the virtual, graphic,plastic lacefront tee!
@Laker
@Choco
@DIMPZ ME TOO IM STUK WITH THIS GRAVI THE SITE LOOKS ALL BLANK AND CHIT ON MY COMPUTER
Choco aka Hippie says:
OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know
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@Phro
Have you spiked your Dr. Pepper with that Charlie Sheen? You know that chit will melt your face off.
kingstonn says:
@ queen
thanks!
but i have gravi ocd so it’ll be diff in like 10 mins..
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Damn! You ain’t lyin
@QC I live and work in University..
@Choco Don’t forget to add “In BED” on the end of that
what browser are y’all using? i’m using chrome.. maybe that’s why?
i really need to be doing some work right now. i have 15 orders that need to be entered before 4.
@Yso
@ Kingston………………Mine don’t look right!
I’ll flash you soon as it lets me.
IM OUTIE YALL HAVE A BLESSD DAY
ALL AROUND!! 
Choco aka Hippie says:
OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know
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#teamcandypuzzy
Choco aka Hippie says:
OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know
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Sit your fast azz down somewhere I tell ya!!!
Cute, with them big ol cheeks!
@CHOCO
“OFF TOPIC today I got chinese food and my fortune cookie said “It Tastes SWEET” Y was I like how they know ”
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Phrozen1der says:
@QC I live and work in University..
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Oh. Okay. I’m straight westside…
@Kingstonn
I use Mozilla Firefox
@ALBoy
I think your Gravi issues might actually be divine intervention. Cause goodness knows that your Gravi changes ain’t nothing but the debil.
LAKES!!!
@ALEX
That gravie is NOT approved!
Alexxxxxx YYYYYYYYYY
@ ohoney
my littlest brother calls me Sandy Cheeks.
@Phro
@Alex I swear
IT DID IM TAKING IT HOME
Hey Honey
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
“the debil.”
crazy person
Kingstonn
Why are you hurling?
Have another Jarritos for the road.
@ALEX DANG U
@ Alex…WTF is that?!
@Honey
Come on…get a little closer!!!
Ummmm, Alex…? Baby. What the fukk is that in your gravi? Sweetie…
(thas my lil old grandma voice -gotta butta them ones that might be little off, up)
@QC Nice!!
@Alex Is that..is that…AFTERBIRTH?!?!?!?
@Alex
Send me a pic of your gravi pls I can’t see new ones right away PLEASSSSEEE!
<——-afterbirth to get you all a little horny
@CHOCO
<<<from50feetawayandrestrainingorderfromuinhand!! 
@Alex
@ALEX
I think your gravie is making people sick in here…
Alex says:
Hey Honey
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…and then talkn bout some “hey honey” with arms wide open with that **** ova there on the side. That don’t even match and you know it…
@Alex
Hell the fuvk naw!!!!!!
@ alex
that afterbirth is not something one want’s to see while drinking a big red.
funny story: i was doing some orders and saw a bish named placenta jones. kid you not.
Phrozen1der says:
@QC Nice!!
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You just sayn that sh.it to be polite…ain’t nobody ever, ever, eva eva eva said “nice” about the west side
*wipes mouth*
damn second wave…
THAT’S AFTERBIRTH?!?!
(screams and faints)
@Ace
To answer your question from 5 posts ago- YES.HE.DOES. HAPPILY!!
placenta jones… LOL @ Kingstonn
ON Topic: had anyone heard Neyo’s Cd in its entirety? IS it any good?
@WCC I like tracks 1-6 7-10 get no play
@Sassy
Thats whats up? leads me to my next question
How long into the relationship…did it take him to start ignoring the tickets?
@QC
You aint NEVA lied!!
@Yso
@ wcc
you talking bout ‘in my own words’ or ‘because of you’ right?
cause other than that, i haven’t heard anything else from dude.
Queen_City Gem says:
Phrozen1der says:
@QC Nice!!
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You just sayn that sh.it to be polite…ain’t nobody ever, ever, eva eva eva said “nice” about the west side
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speak for ya self mister
Why is there so much,so much,so much blood????
#GoodbyeInnocence
@YSO
“THAT’S AFTERBIRTH?!?!
(screams and faints)”
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Look like they took EVERYTHING outta ol’ girl!
bish named placenta jones
Girl you gonna have to stop playn with us and these crazy all names Im still on Mannequin 
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@Choco
You asked for it.
@WCC
I have. It’s not my favorite. I like the prior albums.
Lord I really wanna just tell these bishes around me to STFU! MUST THEY TALK ALL DAY?!
my bad.. I mean maa’m
@WCC She meant the WestSide of Charlotte.. *whispers* She isn’t lying… #Ratchet!
#GoodbyeInnocence
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@Phro
I ain’t never birf no babies and I don’t remember THAT chit from health class.
(screams and faints again)
@ choco
you mean deshomaniquette?
@ phro
i’m guessing you never seen childbirth?
i’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing all of my brothers born. bless my heart.
Please someone tell her to stop posting…
@WCC
I actually like his entire CD the new one and I really need to cop Breezy’s CD
@Alex
Unfortunately I did
MzDimplez1123 says:
Lord I really wanna just tell these bishes around me to STFU! MUST THEY TALK ALL DAY?!
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its almost over for the day ma.. relax
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Look like they took EVERYTHING outta ol’ girl!
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…and that lil sack look like it still got the baby in it.
But while yall bullsh’itn, I thought that was a pic of an unborn kitten…
@Kingston
Mannequin is easier for me to remember
@CHoco @Yso
@Kingstonn Why would ANYONE want to see that… Ole Lawd…. Sherman don’t have relations…. *Mommma Klump voice*
Choco aka Hippie says:
@WCC
I actually like his entire CD the new one and I really need to cop Breezy’s CD
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Cool, I like the few songs Ive heard on the radio… Ima cop it-
@WCC I’ve been listening to they asses since 10!
@Ace
<—-have some tea
Do you have a weak stomach?
Phrozen1der says:
@WCC She meant the WestSide of Charlotte.. *whispers* She isn’t lying… #Ratchet!
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No, no Phrozen…don’t you do that
Regardless of what side I’m reppn, we’s homies now….
I thought that was a pic of an unborn kitten…
What the fuk does an unborn kitten look like – We are loonies in here today
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@ phro
it’s just god awful. but when she had the twins, i fainted. i just couldn’t..
@KINGSTON
“i’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing all of my brothers born. bless my heart.”
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I’m glad I’m the baby in my family.
@Choco
How the fluck did that look like an unborn kitten?
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ KINGSTON BLESSING HER OWN HEART.
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I was thinking the same thing
@ALEX
The new gravie is infinitely better.
@Alex
That’s disgusting.
@WCC
You ain’t sh*t for that gravi pic of Ne-Yo before he went back in the closet.
@the rest of ya’ll
Aint SH*T for running that DOS person into the ground when they just tryna get their hustle on.
@Man
Ain’t sh*t for mocking DOS with that gravi
@Phro
Ain’t sh*t for everything you say, but I’ve decided that you are now my bff in my head!! You make me laugh until I fart sometimes!
@Everybody else
Yes- I wanna know who Tonika from ATL is too!!
@QC
@Alex Who dem Super Size Bishes in that gravi???? And why are all those deacons watching them?? Are they about to walk to the pulpit and give their offering??
@Ace
LITERALLY….2.5 months. He’s nasty as hell, ain’t he?
Choco aka Hippie says:
I thought that was a pic of an unborn kitten…
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What the fuk does an unborn kitten look like – We are loonies in here today
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Shiiid, I’on know…I just thought that was it in that bag
@Kingston
DAMN SON YOU FAINTED GEESH!
@Alex hail if I know but she done took something sweet and pure like a kitten and made it gross for me
@ manuel
lucky azz.
i had to even push her legs back.
Reason #787 why I’m NEVER pushing out no babies of my own.
QUERY:
Do those that have actually given birth see their own afterwards or are you so out of it that you don’t notice/remember?
You forgot the Maybach that R Kelly ownsm so there must be more than three. I saw R’s car with my own two eyes!
@Kingstonn
Shyt got me not even wanting to be horny again EVER!!!
@SASO
Fa sho!
test
Phrozen1der says:
@WCC She meant the WestSide of Charlotte.. *whispers* She isn’t lying… #Ratchet!
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#denial
Shiiid, I’on know…I just thought that was it in that bag
I can’t I think my eyes are gonna be swollen from laughing straight for the past 2 hours
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And SASO ain’t’ SH*T for coming up in her acting like her azz wouldn’t have been killing DOS too if she was around.
Well nigs and niggettes, I’m out….
Yall take it easy
@ dimpz
those aren’t boobs.
@KINGSTON
“lucky azz.
i had to even push her legs back. ”
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I don’t even love my mother that much to do that.
see their own afterwards or are you so out of it that you don’t notice/remember?
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See my own what afterbirth or baby?
@ KIngston…It’s some in there. LOL I caught hell even gettign that one up. Slow ass phone in no reception area.
@Kingstonn Moms would’ve gone at that shyt alone..I was’nt a part of the fuvkin and I’m not a part of the pushing #Twototheside
@DIMPZ
I see you.
@Dimpz
???? I been giving yall the best of the best gravis today!! Let me change it real quick!! You asked for it. 
Why you
@ phro & manuel
i just helped until i saw one’s head coming out (like an avocado cut in half). next thing i knew i woke up on the couch & they were born already. 
my mom was calling me a wimp.
@SASSY
“Ain’t sh*t for mocking DOS with that gravi”
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I’m trying to show my support to the homie!
Alex’s previous Gravi makes what that man did to that woman in the hospital bed in ALBoy’s face even MORE ratchet and disgusting to me.
How could you want to fluck someone after JUST seeing something like that come out or their vageen?!
StillASassyOne says:
@Ace
LITERALLY….2.5 months. He’s nasty as hell, ain’t he?
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2.5mos
Yeah that’s a little hasty ….it would probably take me 6mo+ to get there… and She would have to do all the proper prep and cleaning. 
@Choco
Afterbirth.
@EVERYBODY
I’m sorry y’all. I’ve never been a delivery room and that chit has just warped my fragile little mind.
I’ll leave it alone now.
Phrozen1der says:
@Kingstonn Moms would’ve gone at that shyt alone..I was’nt a part of the fuvkin and I’m not a part of the pushing #Twototheside
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did dis nicca just say he wasnt part of the fukin…
@Alex
Who has sister wives
@ choco
this FOOL on TLC who’s married to four women and they all get along.
ughhh I’m always extra late
@Yso
No I haven’t not with either one but I really don’t recall them showing it to me I think they remove all of that right away but I had two C-SECTIONS so it may be different for natural birth
OFFTOPIC
at the Australia clip
Rihanna can’t perform or sing to save her life GOT DAMN I was like
Alex says:
I wish this clown and all his damn sister wives would fall off the planet!!! Ain’t nothing glamorous about that there.
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It’s actually kind of gross, but not as gross as your other gravi
@Kingstonn
I’ll be that!!
@WCC LMFAO!
@Yso
Exactly, nasty ninja!!!! he probably did lick her afterbirth and placenta scented pooty!
Back on topic for a minute….Did Sandra really say that that car has room for FIVE ADDITIONAL car seats?!?
@KINGSTON
“this FOOL on TLC who’s married to four women and they all get along.”
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I don’t see anything wrong with them.
I think the family with “19 kids and counting” is worse than them.
Wait Im lost who has sister wives and who ate afterbirth
what about the cats that Eat the after birth
if i hear one more story about my coworkers damn 3 legged cat..
I had natural births with both of my kids.. medication with my daughter, but nothing with my son.. just old fashion labor and delivery.. both was 6lbs, healthy.. me, no stiches!
#dontjudgeme
@Kingston
The women are just as dumb in my book
what about the cats that Eat the after birth
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I don’t see anything wrong with them.
I think the family with “19 kids and counting” is worse than them.
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Hell, he has 13!!
@ wcc
girl.. when my mom had my lil bros they were 3 mins apart & both almost 9 pounds. she had no choice but to get an high dose epidural.
Wcc did ole boy beat it up once they took the baby for its First bath
@Ace
– No prep or cleaning. I think I was actually in shock and quite disgusted that ANY man would do that, but the way he did it made me almost vomit. Had the stank-face everytime I looked at him for a little while after….
Sister wives His first wife wanted him to marry other women it was her Idea!
Ah Sassy you was looking at Him Crazy?
werent you there?
@ALEX
I don’t see anything wrong with them.
I think the family with “19 kids and counting” is worse than them.
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Hell, he has 13!!
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SISTER WIVES: 5 parents vs. 13 kids
19 AND COUNTING: 2 parents vs. 19 kids
word of advice:
never be the youngest person to work anywhere.
someone just emailed this other person an email, talking about how i didn’t deserve my promotion because i’m ‘inexperienced’ and ending up cc’ing it to me.
what’s funny, is they don’t know i have enough pull to get them terminated. bastards.
@ALBOY
“Ah Sassy you was looking at Him Crazy? werent you there?”
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She was callin him “nasty” as she was bustin’ it wide open.
@KINGSTON
“word of advice:
never be the youngest person to work anywhere.
someone just emailed this other person an email, talking about how i didn’t deserve my promotion because i’m ‘inexperienced’ and ending up cc’ing it to me.
what’s funny, is they don’t know i have enough pull to get them terminated. bastards.”
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So you gonna let it slide or bounce they azz up outta there?
@AL
And wasn’t she the one who thought about leaving?
Wow she did not give her body time to heal from the first child..Please don’t quote me but is it true that when you have a baby so close apart like that the second child is at a risk for autism and other medical issues.
@Kingston
OMG WOW that’s ruff how are you going to handle it?
@Kingstonn
Do it just for shyts and giggles. And for them being to stupid not to know how to use email.
fcvking while bleeding =
that is a complete turn off for me
@Kingstonn OMG what was your mother eating?!?!?!?
And ummm FIRE THEM FIRE THEM!!!! *pumping fist*
@Sassy
It can be done cleanly, With proper prep. Heard it relieve cramps so it doesn’t have to be nasty … I’ve done it but only with ones i felt comfortable with and knew how to to it right.
@ Kingston…Wow, that’s foul. They extra friendly to you too aren’t they.
@Al & @Man
Yeah- I was there! But I was totally unaware that THAT was finna go down that way. I told him I was on my “aunt” to try to get him to leave me alone that night. Imagine my surprise when he reached down there and pulled my “plug” out like it wasn’t nothing.
I almost fainted…
@Kingston
Go ahead and go to dinner with your boss. Give ‘em something to really talk about.
@ Sassy…………He pulled the plug too?! :faints:
@Dymond
Hold on…let me show you what the gravi looked like. *Rushes off to change gravi*
@Ace
Well- NOW that I k now he’s capable of doing that and that it doesn’t bother him- when I see him going for it around that time, I say: “wait- nigga, damn!!” run and go clean up real quick and grab a beach towel so my sheet’s don’t get fukked up.
I still find it nasty though….I must admit. I’ve never really gotten comfortable with him doing that. But
@Sassy
HE DID WHAT?!?
I’ll run a red light deep into a relationship but I’ll be damned if I’m pullin any plugs…
@Dimpz
I think my mouth was literally hanging wide open when he did that like: “Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Why would you do that?! I don’t even like to do that!!!!!!”
I was disgusted and a tad bit embarassed but I don’t know why….
@ Kingstonn… your Mom
.. the REAL wonder woman!
@ AlBoy
the funny thing is that he wanted to when the doctor left out, but I just wasnt into it 
b/w that and the hundreds of ways afterbirth was described today
ALEX YOU BETTER NOT CHANGE THAT CHIT BACK!!
Cause you know what that shyt look like when you pull it out. You couldn’t rationalize why anyone else would want to come into contact with it for ANY reason. Least that’s how i’d feel about it.
He pulled the plug too?! :faints:
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Damn I thought I was liberal minded this chit is too much!
Why this doctor’s name is richard spain and my co-worker keeps calling him dick stain- funny as hell, but this bish gone be unemployed
@Alex
DON’T YOU DARE!!
<—not a facial
Ok, if dont have any kids, so this wanting to fvck after giving birth is really foreign to me
I might have to encourage that ninge to get it elsewhere sheesh
this was my reply:
“it appears that the people in this office do not know how to properly use email. next time you have the free time to put my name in an underground email, try not to send me a copy. as unexperienced as i am, i would never a-use company email to solicit gossip, b-wear the same shirt & tie combo three times in a row, with the same stain from Monday like Paul does c-blatantly cheat on my wife with the secretary i.e Noel or d-tell everyone you went to U of H when everyone knows you received your degree from HCC (community college) a la’ Judith.
before you type anything next time, come to my office and let me know how you feel so i can in turn let you know how i feel. or rather, sign a variance form. your call.
thanks.”
was that too harsh?
why anyone else would want to come into contact with it for ANY reason.
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@Kingston
I feel your pain, girl! I’ve been the youngest person on my job at this job and the last 3 before it. You know how those old bitter bishes get when they see a younger chick coming up in there and finna be THEIR supervisors one day.
Don’t sweat it. Forward the email back to them and say: “Was I SUPPOSED to get this? I may be “inexperienced” at this job, but I’m a PRO at the inner workings of EMAIL.
”
Lmao at the facial disclaimers.
Ace says:
@Sassy
HE DID WHAT?!?
I’ll run a red light deep into a relationship but I’ll be damned if I’m pullin any plugs…
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Ace, you nasty
@SASSY
You, and yo’ reprehensible man have gone too far. I feel insulted at the mention of “pulling plugs” and the like.
@ alex
i almost took that fool up on his offer too.
poor soul..
@Kingston
OMG that chit wasn’t to harsch but I felt you just should’ve involved HR did you send that to them and if so have your proof of their email
@Dymond & Choco
If ya’ll could imagine how I felt when he did that. I didn’t feel very “liberal” at all. 
@Dimpz
I think that IS why!! I just couldn’t fathom somebody who would have no reason to get near a bloody “plug” opting to do it! He does it a lot now. He’s unfazed by it….sadly.
@ Sass…Yea been there too. Had a bish set me up and fire 2mos before SHE retired. I was like, damn, that bish really didn’t like me at all!
@ choco
the hr bish & me are the only minorities here. she knows the deal already
You, and yo’ reprehensible man have gone too far. I feel insulted at the mention of “pulling plugs” and the like.
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@ Sassy…Tell him he’s violating your personal time.
@Kingston
you good then – FUNNY
*passes out* @SASO Damn son wanted that pooty bad….
@Man
All the nasty sh*t, you WOULD do and pulling plugs is where you draw the line?! Negro, please!!
REAL MEN RUN RED LIGHTS!!!
@Dimpz
Damn! What did you do to her?!
@Sassy
I can imagine I think I would’ve been mortified
@KINGSTON
“i almost took that fool up on his offer too.”
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YOU TALKIN BOUT ME!!!!
*passes out* @SASO Damn son wanted that pooty bad
For the love of all that is sacred pls stop calling it POOTY TANG 
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@ man
no.
@SASSY
“All the nasty sh*t, you WOULD do and pulling plugs is where you draw the line?! Negro, please!!”
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I’m sorry, I just think the “pull the plug” comment was a lil much. Please refrain from such graphic speech in the future.
Thanks.
West Coast Chick says:
Ace says:
@Sassy
HE DID WHAT?!?
I’ll run a red light deep into a relationship but I’ll be damned if I’m pullin any plugs…
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Ace, you nasty
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Ay i aint never asked to do it…only done it when all criteria had been met..
a. She has properly prepped
b. monogamous relationship for 6mo+
c. she approaches me cause she needin it…(relieves cramps from what i was told)
d. she dig any clean up(if any) afterwards
If all 4 items arnt in order…then it aint goin down…
@Choco
@Saso
You left out the curried goats stinking up the place or am I thinking of someone else?
what the hailllll are yall talking bout?!
@ SASO……
Um, I was 25, she was 55+
I was smart and ppl were always singing my praises. She was forever trying to discredit me and couldn’t
Her rental boy took an interest in me even though I was stuttin him
I wouldn’t kiss her ass like everybody else. She overheard me say I come to work to do my job and get my check, not kiss anybody’s ass because they have a title.
@ yso
it’s curried fish. 
@Dimpz
He don’t be tryna hear that! I done tried, I done tried…I just let “Mister” do his thing now. It’ll be over soon if I just don’t think about it.
@Phro
That’s what I said! Like: “Is it that damn serious that you can’t wait a few days until at least the flow slows down?”
It’ll be day 1 and here he is tugging at my jeans- leave me alone! I’m bloated! Got cramps! My back hurt and I’m not feeling very confident. And no lie- he asked me to “rodeo” him one time during that- if he is running a red light- ladies, please, stay in the missionary position…..
Looked like a murder scene………
@SASO
Well…Um…Did he put it or a fresh one back in when y’all were done?
@ Sass……….Rodeoing? Yo boo doin TOO much.
Least you know he’s completely comfortable with you.
@Yso
He actually does change them out for me sometimes, but no. After that- I ran home and jumped in the shower because I just….couldnt….. SMH…
@Dimpz
That’s what my best friend says: “you know a nigga really loves you when he’s comfortable changing your tampons.”
WHAT ARE YALL TALKIN BOUT!
StillASassyOne says:
@Dimpz
He don’t be tryna hear that! I done tried, I done tried…I just let “Mister” do his thing now. It’ll be over soon if I just don’t think about it.
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Im fukin done wit you Saso
what the hailllll are yall talking bout?!
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@Sass
bloody plug RODEO damnnnn bish I screw during that time with no problem but ION Know what is going on with you 
you are killing us chick
@Kingston
Men who “run red lights.”
You don’t wanna know, girl.
@Saso OMG!!!!!!! #iCANT
WHAT ARE YALL TALKIN BOUT!
at you and YSO 
oh chit and at MAN
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@SASO
ARE. YOU. SERIOUS?!
He actually…I was just kidding…OMG…
(faints without screaming this time)
@ Kingstonn- You dont wanna know
He actually does change them out for me sometimes, but no
OMG 
GIRL WTF Tell him you got it DAMN!
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PLS SAY YOU ARE LYING
@Choco & WCC
And it ain’t my fault- I don’t even LIKE to screw during that time. It’s HIM who won’t let me have my space!
I do be feeling like I’m in the “Color Purple” sometimes though.
And it’s so serious cause he knows when it’s coming- he has an app on his ipad that actually keeps track of my cycle, when I’m ovulating and when I’m supposed to start and sh*t. WHY?! I have no effin idea! Scary thing is- that calendar be DEAD on too!! Every time! WTF?! There’s an app for EVERYTHING! My period ain’t even my own damn business anymore!
ewwwwww.
*logs the fck off*
I was just kidding…OMG…
(faints without screaming this time)
Im sooo confused cuz I thought I was XRATED I don’t know what to do or say 
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ewwwwww.
*logs the fck off*
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@Phro, Choco & Yso
Not lying, he changes them. Doesn’t even blink an eye about it. However- I am happy to know that if ever I get realy old or incapacitated, he’ll have no problem cleaning me up and making sure I don’t “soil” myself during that time. 
With him, I’ma be alright! 
@ALEX
“like that at&t commercial where ole dude didn’t get his taco party text”
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That commercial be killin me everytime I see it.
Nigga wanted them Tacos huh!
@Sass
The lines have been blurred
@SASO
I love you like an e-sis, I really do…So this is coming from a good place I swear…RUN BISH! SAVE YO SELF!!
Not lying, he changes them. Doesn’t even blink an eye about it.
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Girl that’s doing way too much he would get slapped for making me feel like he’s a damn PERV – I can take care of my feminine needs!
@SASO
#Speechless
funny az hell! Girl you sic
@Yso
@SASO an APP tho fam?!?!
ewww, he prob knows all about flow & freshness.
@SASSY
” he has an app on his ipad that actually keeps track of my cycle, when I’m ovulating and when I’m supposed to start and sh*t. WHY?! I have no effin idea! Scary thing is- that calendar be DEAD on too!! Every time! WTF?! There’s an app for EVERYTHING! My period ain’t even my own damn business anymore!”
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My coworker said her man as that app on his iPhone for her “monthly.”
WTF?
I mean, couldn’t she just tell you?
@SASO
But does he feel the same way about THOSE bodily fluids as he does about your monthly flow?
(can’t believe I even asked that question)
My friends mom..she was a #Whore she told me how to get around a stop sign.. I said ma’am I believe in obeying the laws of the land!
#STOPmeansDoNotPass!
Imma fuk somebody up
@Choco
Hahah!
does he hold your hand while you strain on the toilet too?
(hopes SASO isn’t getting offended and that she tells us that her man is a gyno or something else that will make his fascination with her period a little less creepy-skin crawly)
@Yso & Choco
I asked if he had a fetishor something about that, and he was like: “hell no! And if you tell anybody I do this sh*t, I’ll kill you!” LMAO!
I told him I can handle it, but I’m happy to know he’s okay with EVERYTHING that comes FROM me.
@Phro & Man
Yep- a damned app. And I feel the same way- you can just ask me and i’ll tell you. There’s no need for a calendar.
@Yso
No, he doesnt. Pee & Poop disgust him. He’ll stay in the bathroom with me while I’m peeing, but I don’t allow myself to burp, fart, or poo with him around. Been almost 7 years and he’s never smelled any “flatulence” of mine. I draw the line at THOSE secretions! LOL!
#PullingPlugs
#StrainingonToilets
**wonders if Sassy realizes he den prolly ran other hoes red lights too…**
Please don’t be mad SASO…I just can’t help it right now…
@Sass
Im sick
CENSOR YOUR CHIT BISH
@Yso
He should be one! Lawd knows since he’s so comfy doing other things, I use him as a gyno. I made him retrieve my nuva-ring (the one time I tried it) because I couldn’t get it out. And anytime I think something may not be right down there, you already know who I send down there to survey the land….. —–> HIM!
im just curious..
@Man
OMG
@ sassy
the nuvaring tho?
@SASSY
“Pee & Poop disgust him.”
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???
DAYUM, you tried to pizz and chit on the nigga too!
“I have a friend. Not a girlfriend. She’s carrying my child, but knows I can’t commit. She doesn’t mind other women.”
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WTF kind of fukkery shyt is this??^^^
I am so sick of these WHORES. Do any of these bishes have even 1/3 of a cup of self respect?
Dayum, a ho will even let THIS gay nigga treat’em like shyt for a damn dollar! 
LOL! @Kingston
No- he’s not even around when I need to “drop any kids off.” He wouldn’t do it anyway. I tried to tell him about it onetime and he got real disgusted like: “I don’t wanna know about that sh*t!”
@Yso
LOL! I’m not mad! Ya’ll know I wouldn’t tell ya’ll if I didn’t think it was funny as hell my damn self!
@Man
I wondered about that too and asked him that like: “how do you just decide one day tha you’re going to pull plugs?” He said he used to think that sh*t was disgusting but by then, he was drunk & horny and had gotten the hell over it.
@SASO
Don’t tell us no more. Please!!
@SASSY
Somehow, I can just see that nigga, with you on the counter top spread open and him with a flashlight lookin for a nuvaring.
#late
So SASO can secrete the red stuff in his presence but not gas?!?
secrete the red stuff in his presence but not gas?!?
@ secrete
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@Kingston
Don’t get it. The one time I used it I couldn’t get it out by myself, he had to reach up there and get it and it even took him a while, so I stopped that.
Yeah.
@Man
Hell naw- I don’t pee/poop on that fool! He’d prolly kick my azz if I tried. Especially poo! That’s a solid!
@SASSY
“Hell naw- I don’t pee/poop on that fool! He’d prolly kick my azz if I tried. Especially poo! That’s a solid! ”
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I don’t know… something tells me he’s prolly got his “toilet on” a few times in the past and don’t wanna tell you about it.
@Man
It was actually something like that too! Bathroom counter, no flashlight, though. We had to try a few positions before he could get it out. LMAO!
@Alex
Sad, huh?
Yeah- I’m really weird about that. I can’t fart/burp around ANYONE and I cannot poo if there is anyone in the house with me. Like, if someone else is home and anyhere near me, I get constipated from holding it in.
that nuvaring made me batchit crazy.
@Man
I don’t think so. I asked him could I R.Kelly him and the look he gave me told me I’d better not ask his azz again so…. I think he draws the line at Bloddy Marys.
@SASO
@SASO
So you as weird as your man is then? No wonder y’all still together.
@SASSY
“I don’t think so. I asked him could I R.Kelly him and the look he gave me told me I’d better not ask his azz again so…. I think he draws the line at Bloddy Marys.”
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I see…
So, had he of said “yes,” would he have been able to R. Kelly you back?
@SASO
He draws the line with your bloody tampon no doubt.
I swear I’m trying to stop. I swear I am…
@Yso
That prolly is why we are, though!
@Man
The discussion didn’t go that far. I didn’t consider that. I just wanted to see if I could do it. It was my idea, not his! Why should he get a turn?
I just got back @ SASSY HE DID WHATTTTTT? Pulled The PLug Out?
Yesterday it was Awesome and those freaky tales, now SASO. Smh. Yall some freaks!! Glad I’m so innocent.
@Yso
I hope he’s not using them as red sharpies. 
Ewww!!!
Lenmme stop talking about my baby. I love him! I’m glad he will do some strange sh*t for me….even if it makes me give him the “WTF?!” look after. I truly believe that nigga would kill for me so he’s all good.
I gotta go now folks. Heading to the gym! Ya’ll behave for the rest of the night, na!!
@SASSY
“The discussion didn’t go that far. I didn’t consider that. I just wanted to see if I could do it. It was my idea, not his! Why should he get a turn? ”
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I understand all that. I’m just putting the hypothetical out there. IF he would have said yes, and then expected to get a turn with you, what would have been your response?
Also, exactly where on his body were you tryin to R.Kelly him?
**Sassy’s a bigger freak than I initially thought**
@Alex
I know right.
(adjusts our tin foil halos and pigeon feather angel wings)
@Al
You late- read up! I gotta run!
@Man
On his chest, probably. I didn’t think that far ahead either. I knew he wouldn’t let me do it, anyway.
So she’s on the Kim Porter retirement plan… probably provides a better check than any IRA… *shrug*
Tell your man we think he’s a freakin weirdo.
@ SASO this information might put a strain on our elationship
maybe 
probably not 
@Yso
#Classic!
Are done with this post or are we waiting for Sandra to shut it down?
Hello – new here.
are we moving or is it all over?Obama post is open
Already there.
Welcome to the family Roz!
kingstonn says:
does he hold your hand while you strain on the toilet too?
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@ Sandra… you hair cut is cute
@ROZB
**looks at that gravie**
I think I know you.
AND, were YOU the one that sent in the email to Sandra about Obama?
@Man, I Just Don’t Care:
I think I know you.
AND, were YOU the one that sent in the email to Sandra about Obama?
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Yes, it was me. You remember that gravie, huh?
Preggers again already…eeeew. I see she’s following Kim porter and Savannah’s lead. SMDH
I would just like to apologize to all for sparking Sassy into letting us into her world regarding the red light district for a brief moment…
But it was all worth it….
to see Choco clutch her pearls……never thought it possible…. :applaud: