Sultry actress Gabrielle covers the current issue of Miami's trendy Ocean Drive magazine. Inside, she discusses her life with longtime boyfriend, NBA star Dwyane Wade, and the fact that she's not entirely sure whether she wants to be bothered with kids (Dwayne's or her own).

She obviously doesn't feel very secure in her relationship with Dwyane -- despite their outward appearance of affection. We know how easily PDAs can be faked. But the most interesting part of the interview was the fact that Gabby is keeping her house in California -- just in case.

OCEAN: On keeping her house in California:
GABRIELLE UNION: “[It has been] great because I have my own career and life elsewhere, I have a home I paid for with my own money, and I need to be able to nurture that as well.”

On life with Dwyane Wade in Miami:
“D and I have a life together, too. I love my life in Miami, I can’t imagine functioning without both, I love the design district, I love Midtown, I love what’s happening downtown now. I can be at People’s Bar-B-Que or Sustain or Prime One Twelve, and I’m comfortable. It’s rare for me to feel that level of freedom. Miami represents joy for me.”

On starting a family:
“I was never someone who thought about having kids – I mean, they’re great in theory, but I never imagined having one [myself]. Maybe over the next five years I could wrap my brain around becoming a mother and what that would mean in terms of sacrifice and dedication. I don’t do anything impulsively, so more toward the five years out than the one-year.”

How she feels when she’s away from Miami:
“A week away is pretty much it for me. When I land in Miami, I feel like I’ve been holding my breath and am finally exhaling. I can breathe. I feel accepted, welcomed. I feel like I can be my true self, the woman I always aspired to be… More in Miami than any other place.”

Source: Stiletto Jill

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I ain't mad at her...he already has two so what's the problem? :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    btw, she looks gorg! :yes:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    :think:

    Has she had "work" done to her face? I don't remember her lips being that full or her having that prominent cheeks bones before.

  • lovezoe

    Not everyone wants children. Not one to even defend her either.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    She starting to make me think of a new age "Robin Givens."
    I hope D. Wade learned from his last sich-aytion.

  • prynsexxx

    This is one of the best pics I've EVER seen of her.

  • EB

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Man

    That look can be achieved with the right makeup and lighting... :yes:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE
    "But the most interesting part of the interview was the fact that Gabby is keeping her house in California — just in case."
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    She'll sell if D. Wade fluck up and get her pregnant or don't insist on the prenup.
    :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    FeFe says:

    @Man

    That look can be achieved with the right makeup and lighting…
    :yes:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes:

  • TiFan4Lyfe

    Something about her doesn't sit right with me.......

    :coffee:

  • Hershey

    She obviously doesn’t feel very secure in her relationship with Dwyane — despite their outward appearance of affection. We know how easily PSAs can be faked.
    _______________________________________________
    I thought you were team Gabby/DWade? :confused:

    :shrugs: I think it makes sense to maintain your independence outside of your relationship especially when it comes to an athlete.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "That look can be achieved with the right makeup and lighting… :yes: "
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    So she been in the game a good 15 years and this is the first time (that I know of) someone decided to try makeup/lighting that makes it look like she got some decent dyck suckers on her face?

    Ioono... she mighta got that "weekend lip injection" or something.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    She looks nice

  • Eazy

    She does look very nice :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Thats makeup and she looks fab!

    Love those chokers! :heart:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Man yeah she looks different :no:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Gabby Union can be so boring. I've had bowel movements more entertaining than her interviews. Going back to the previous post. :kona:

  • Eazy

    That necklace in the 1st pic is giving me life

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    She still fine though

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @OTB
    :think:
    How make-up make a woman's lips look bigger tho?

  • bigtyme

    bish is working it in that pic1 love the necklace !

  • candibfly

    i like the first photo :yes:

    i can understand her. i can't imagine myself having a kid. maybe that will change later on in life. or after i get married. who knows. right now, i can barely handle snoopy :hahaha:

  • LuvMySailor

    She doesn't want DWade's children because she's seen that children won't keep him in a relationship

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    that bish look GOOD! :yes: gawn Gabby! :love:

    said it once, i'll say it again, not every woman wants to have children. this doesn't make her ANY less a woman than those of us that do :nono:

  • Henny Blaque

    @Tatted (from other post)

    What did you do to drop the 28?

    I always take note of your tips :grill:

  • bigtyme

    TiFan4Lyfe says:

    Something about her doesn’t sit right with me…….

    ::coffee:

    ----
    maybe it's her acting skills...

  • candibfly

    has anyone bought lip plumper lip gloss?

    obviously i don't need it bc as u can see i have full luscious lips. but it came free with some eyeshadow and i didn't read the bottle. my lips were tingling. lawd i didn't know what was going on :(

  • Terri B

    She is not alone, a lot of women feel that way. She's not saying no to kids, just saying that's not part of her plan right now.

  • I Go There

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thats makeup and she looks fab!

    Love those chokers!
    __________________________________

    Rejects Naughty thoughts....

    Yeah ole Gabby looks nice...

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    She looks fabulous, love Gabi Union!

    Not all women want children, I commend her for not allowing a man to change her mind. Also, she is a single woman technically so I do not blame her for keeping her home in California. That's the problem with women now, they get a man, get rid of everything they own, get dumped and THEN be on the outside looking in.

    WON'T HAPPEN TO ME :nono:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    She looks good here and I applaud her for her outlook on children. Not everyone wants kids but I know my mother keeps askin me for grand babies and she just gets the side eye :lol:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @ALBOY
    "yeah she looks different "
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, I ain't fallin for it dawg. How old is she now? 42-43? Something like that.

    That's when they start having facial "touch ups" and chit a la Vivica Fox, Lil Kim, Monica,etc.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I don't hate Gabby but I don't love her either. D Wade can go suck a fat one though. :coffee:

    #DaBulls

  • OutsidetheBox

    Lip liner can do that easily.

    In Gabby's case i think its a little editing help and beastly makeup skills behind the scenes.

    I dont see what you are saying looks so different..? If you look at the pics she still got that white woman's disappearing top lip thingy going when she smile..

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :lol: @Sassy and Candi

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Henny - I just incorporated my fruits in my eating habits. I also eat from a saucer rather than a plate and I fill it up...makes me seem more full and when you do this, you realize you're eating way too much in the first place! Also, my main drink is water. And since I've done this, everything else is too sweet!

    Thank you boo! :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I don't want to birth any babies either. :shrugs:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    ....anyway, who flucked this weekend?
    :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :not me:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    LuvMySailor says:

    She doesn’t want DWade’s children because she’s seen that children won’t keep him in a relationship
    --------------------------

    BINGO!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    SO Im not going back in that other post yall answer @ Man question

  • candibfly

    ask me that next weekend :coffee: <--- fandice

  • Eazy

    not me either :mad:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YSO :hug: art thou upseteth at the game Miami agains the bulls? i DO like D. Rose :yes: they still lost tho :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Some women SHOULDN'T have babies.
    VenusWilliams

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @Man :ido: & tryna get summo in as i type :hump: :hunching:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Sandie loves her some Gabby. I don't see it though. She has the spark of an executive secretary.

  • Eazy

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Some women SHOULDN’T have babies.
    VenusWilliams
    _____________
    you tryin to say she should let their genetics die off???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Some women SHOULDN’T have babies.
    VenusWilliams
    Walter (wendy) Williams

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    candi i tried the lip plumper stuff before & didn't like it, bc i didnt know if i was havin a stroke. didn't like the lip tinglin :no:

  • iheart

    @Man :ido: a few times :yes:

  • Yall still crazy

    I like this picture :thumbsup:

    :thinking: Where's Fandice going next weekend?

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I did but I blame that fuggin Sake

    @Eazy ... I like her necklace too :thumbsup:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    ALBoy says:

    Some women SHOULDN’T have babies.
    VenusWilliams
    Walter (wendy) Williams

    ---------------------------------

    That's mean. Walter Wendy Williams. Sounds like a can of paint.

  • iheart

    :dead: @ Fayla and not knowing if she was aving a stroke :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Ok, back in the day I hit the friend of one of these hoes I was messing with.

    Why this hoe talkin bout she wanna tell her friend YEARS LATER cause she making "changes" and all that other bull chit hoes be sayin after they try and stop doin hoe chit.

    She some insenstive and uncaring to wanna go blabbing her mouth and chit years later. What yall think?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Gasp @ Vanessa and Dabnes gettin it in

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    GET IT BIATCH, LOOKING GOOD, NEVER MIND THE REST

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bologna. :lol:

    Lots of pretty people have unconventional looking parents. Draya?

  • iheart

    @JMO/Denise, Imma tell Dr. Huxtable on yo azz :mad:

  • Eazy

    That’s mean. Walter Wendy Williams. Sounds like a can of paint
    ________
    sounds like a heavy weight boxer

  • candibfly

    twin i'm staying in town. but ____ is visiting *wiggles brows*

  • candibfly

    that makes me think of when vanessa's friend couldn't pronounce huxtable.

    he was dosta hustable :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @EAZY
    "Some women SHOULDN’T have babies.
    VenusWilliams
    _____________
    you tryin to say she should let their genetics die off???"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Yes. Those women should only be allowed to use their mouths during sex.

    Venus Williams
    India Arie
    Kelly Rowland
    ...hoes like that.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :yawn: All day on her!

    Their relationship seems fake to me and I've read he still has one main jump off that Gabrielle is aware of!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ALBoy says:

    Gasp @ Vanessa and Dabnes gettin it in

    iheart says:

    @JMO/Denise, Imma tell Dr. Huxtable on yo azz :mad:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :yes: ... Is it good or bad if you wake up and look around like wtf jus happened?? :blink: :rofl:

  • KDub

    Maybe over the next five years I could wrap my brain around becoming a mother and what that would mean in terms of sacrifice and dedication. I don’t do anything impulsively, so more toward the five years out than the one-year.”
    -------------------------------------------
    What this means is...

    Right now I still have this IUD and its still good for another 3 years.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Man :no: she aint no real friend why would she tell real friends keep they mouth closed.....

  • OutsidetheBox

    Blame the Sake. :koolaid:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bologna. :lol:

    Lots of pretty people have unconventional looking parents. Draya?

    ______

    Kimbella?

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Eazy says:

    That’s mean. Walter Wendy Williams. Sounds like a can of paint
    ________
    sounds like a heavy weight boxer
    ------------------------------

    Maybe it's a gay black can of paint. Sherwin Williams was the pink gay.

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    @ Man, why is she bringing up old chit? Let the past be the past. Unless you still fuggin one OR both of them?

  • OutsidetheBox

    What yall think?

    ____________________________________________________

    Oh she sounda fun like.....Kimbella! I think she is a sefish b!tch. And you can tell her I said it. :lol:

  • KDub

    Maybe over the next five years I could wrap my brain around becoming a mother and what that would mean in terms of sacrifice and dedication. I don’t do anything impulsively, so more toward the five years out than the one-year.”
    --------------------------------------------------------.
    OR it could mean...I ain't no quitter so right now I am swallowing..but if this dude keep some ack right I might gone head and consider a baby on down the line.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    FeFe says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bologna. :lol:

    Lots of pretty people have unconventional looking parents. Draya?

    ______

    Kimbella?
    _________________________________________________________

    Flava flav?

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @EAZY
    “Some women SHOULDN’T have babies.
    VenusWilliams
    _____________
    you tryin to say she should let their genetics die off???”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Yes. Those women should only be allowed to use their mouths during sex.

    Venus Williams
    India Arie
    Kelly Rowland
    …hoes like that.
    --------------------------------

    Why? Ain't there other parts open? AND they got money

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Jill (chocolate tinted gums) Scott

  • Yall still crazy

    Man, I would say "that hoe lyin'"... :coffee:

    It doesn't count anymore no way! Everything has an expiration date!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Its good! :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @Man

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Ok, back in the day I hit the friend of one of these hoes I was messing with.

    Why this hoe talkin bout she wanna tell her friend YEARS LATER cause she making “changes” and all that other bull chit hoes be sayin after they try and stop doin hoe chit.

    She some insenstive and uncaring to wanna go blabbing her mouth and chit years later. What yall think?
    __________________
    :blink: that hoe bein messy is what i think. i mean, what is the girl gonna benefit from finding that out now? all she's gonna do is make it known she a scandelous hoe & prolly lose a friendship. but if u & ole girl aint kickin it no mo, then it really shouldnt matter to u right? :shrug:

  • iheart

    JMO says:

    ALBoy says:

    Gasp @ Vanessa and Dabnes gettin it in

    iheart says:

    @JMO/Denise, Imma tell Dr. Huxtable on yo azz
    _____________________________________________________________________

    … Is it good or bad if you wake up and look around like wtf jus happened??
    ______________
    It could be either or :lol: Hubby woke up like this yesterday and I had to tell him about half the damn night :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OTB ... was that you who told me it would sneak up on me?? :lol:

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    So does she feel comfy in Miami bc her man is a star in that town as oppose to when she's LA and is just another out of work actress?

    I wonder if he gets traded like Lamar did would she still have that love for the city.

    As far as her idea of having kids.. I don't see an issue with it. Kids are forever and if you're not ready then don't do it. They are not like a pair of shoes you can return if they don't fit well.

  • candibfly

    she needa keep her trap shut. she coulda said something 12 years ago. hoes be livin in the past yo :hahaha:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FAYLA

    Try anything new this past weekend?
    Everyone has an assignment this weekend to try something new. This is the weekend before Valentine's day weekend (a.k.a. Superbowl weekend) and niggas should be treated like KINGS this weekend.

    I propose all yall give yall man the blow job of his life this weekend. WHILE he eating his favorite meal. YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN! Yall know yall goin get that nigga on Valentine's Day anyway so might as well treat a nigga right this weekend.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    My husband and I were just discussing last night whether or not our difficulty with trying to conceive may actually be a GOOD thing...sometimes folks are just meant to be free spirits and don't need to have a child in order to validate their worth... :shrugs:

    #optimistic

  • Eazy

    KDub says:
    OR it could mean…I ain’t no quitter so right now I am swallowing..but if this dude keep some ack right I might gone head and consider a baby on down the line
    _____________
    thats what Im thinking, she gone pull a Chrissy on him in a few years..get the ring, the *poof* be preggo with twins (cause she gone need help due to old age)

  • OutsidetheBox

    :karate: No you didnt say nothing bout Jilly!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    She some insenstive and uncaring to wanna go blabbing her mouth and chit years later. What yall think?
    _________________
    Tell that broad to let go and let god it's over #WHACK

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @iheart ... It was just one of those nights. I knew something was up when I looked at him and he did this ---> :biggrin:

    @Man ... you must still be messing with the friend. How else would she tell you that?

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    KDub says:

    Maybe over the next five years I could wrap my brain around becoming a mother and what that would mean in terms of sacrifice and dedication. I don’t do anything impulsively, so more toward the five years out than the one-year.”
    ——————————————-
    What this means is…

    Right now I still have this IUD and its still good for another 3 years.
    _______________
    :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My husband and I were just discussing last night whether or not our difficulty with trying to conceive may actually be a GOOD thing…sometimes folks are just meant to be free spirits and don’t need to have a child in order to validate their worth…
    ________________________
    :hugs:

  • candibfly

    u sayin chrissy had invitro?! :hahaha:

    is that why she had booty do when she was walkin on the beach on the finale? :think:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Are we back to tom'bout fuggin?! :thinking:

  • Henny Blaque

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henny – I just incorporated my fruits in my eating habits. I also eat from a saucer rather than a plate and I fill it up…makes me seem more full and when you do this, you realize you’re eating way too much in the first place! Also, my main drink is water. And since I’ve done this, everything else is too sweet!

    Thank you boo!
    ___________________________________
    Yes I remember you talking about the water, Im struggling with that.

    I just started the fruit thing today, good to know its actually working. You look good #inspiration

  • http://www.philly.com/ Jay Bee

    yea gabbbbb.....

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @PILLOW PET
    "Why? Ain’t there other parts open? AND they got money"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    It's a waste for a woman to have money. No one cares if a woman is rich or not. Oprah been beggin the same nigga to marry her for 3 decades now.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    iscream says:

    So does she feel comfy in Miami bc her man is a star in that town as oppose to when she’s LA and is just another out of work actress?

    I wonder if he gets traded like Lamar did would she still have that love for the city.
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Good point

  • OutsidetheBox

    No JMO! Not me. I was egging you on though. Just wanting some stories and chit. #selfish :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @FAYLA

    It was a good game even if they did lose. D Rose needs more help, that's all. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ OTb Her potting soil colored gum bother me :shrug:

  • candibfly

    *raises my hand* i can help d rose :D

  • iheart

    @OTB/Cougar Cub, Your bew thang send you any misspelled raps this weekend :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oprah is not beggiing him. GTFOH! :hahaha: Delusion.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @Man, Mr FayFay gets that on the regular (cept he cant eat due to his mouf hangin open, but yeah) :blow:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    ARE WE TALKN BOUT SESS?? :waiting:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hahaha:

    Oprah ain't begging Stedman or anybody else to marry her. Why would or should she? :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Henny Blaque

    Try adding fruit to your water...I promise you will be able to drink it a lot easier... @Lakes tried it and she :heart: her agua now! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ TAtted yes we are :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @JMO
    "… you must still be messing with the friend. How else would she tell you that?"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Of course I'm still messing with the friend. If we hit once we got permanent access to the puzz after that. :yes:

    Dis hoe tryin to throw salt in my chit is all. :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMFNlXQ_xA&feature=related ELove

    @Man... (Comment #9) :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

  • iheart

    @Man, Does the friend still wanna :hump: too :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    iheart says:
    @OTB/Cougar Cub, Your bew thang send you any misspelled raps this weekend
    _____________________________________________________
    Ya'll don't forget anything huh :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    *not in the mood for @Man's overuse of the word "hoe" today*

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FAYLA
    "Mr FayFay gets that on the regular (cept he cant eat due to his mouf hangin open, but yeah)"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Well, that don't change the fact it's

    MAN WEEKEND!!!!

    ...you gotta do something "extra." Maybe he'd like you to try and :lick: his azzhole or something. :shrugs:

    I don't know that nigga.... try something new.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: Heart! NOooo. He invited me to a show and I really would have went...just to see (spying) but I was ill. #Oldhead

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    WHoa whoa Lets just leave Oprah ( Mattie micheal)WOBP Winfrey :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @OTB/Cougar Cub, Your bew thang send you any misspelled raps this weekend
    ________________________
    :rofl:

    So @ Man you must be hitting both chicks then cuz why the fuk would it matter if she told her!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CANDI

    Tell Fandice to stop hacking your login.

    (adjusts your halo)

    D Rose is a little young for me. And I haven't reached cougar age yet. :lol:

  • iheart

    OHoney says:

    iheart says:
    @OTB/Cougar Cub, Your bew thang send you any misspelled raps this weekend
    _____________________________________________________
    Ya’ll don’t forget anything huh
    ____________
    Nope not nothin :nono:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    YSO it shole was, & i lubs me a good game. D. Rose just needs a team with his FINE azz!

    S/N yall memba that song Vivrant Thing by Q-tip? my homie's sis always thought it was FINE RED THING! so erry since, when i see a fine red thing, i always say it like Vivrant Thing :shrug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Henny Blaque says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henny – I just incorporated my fruits in my eating habits. I also eat from a saucer rather than a plate and I fill it up…makes me seem more full and when you do this, you realize you’re eating way too much in the first place! Also, my main drink is water. And since I’ve done this, everything else is too sweet!

    Thank you boo!
    ___________________________________
    Yes I remember you talking about the water, Im struggling with that.

    I just started the fruit thing today, good to know its actually working. You look good #inspiration
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    It does work. but make sure you cut your portions and don't mess w/anything but water and the occassional juice....it works! I haven't even exercised yet. I will get on that once I drop 10 more lbs. I only want to be so small! Good thing I don't flab when I loose!

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @*not in the mood for @Man’s overuse of the word “hoe” today*
    ____________________________________________________________________________

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    …you gotta do something “extra.” Maybe he’d like you to try and his azzhole or something.

    I don’t know that nigga…. try something new.
    _____________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    If we hit once we got permanent access to the puzz after that

    __________________________________________________

    STOP IT! Niggas really do think that. Yall should deaden that right here! :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Al-Boogie I see! :lol:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @PILLOW PET
    “Why? Ain’t there other parts open? AND they got money”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    It’s a waste for a woman to have money. No one cares if a woman is rich or not. Oprah been beggin the same nigga to marry her for 3 decades now.
    =--------------------------------------

    She don't have to beg no more. You know Stedman be walking her dogs. That's his only job.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Doesnt matter if he hittin both she need to keep her mouth closed How will she ever get a man to trust her and wife her :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMFNlXQ_xA&feature=related ELove

    @FeFe
    Fresh Lemons inside of Water is SO TASTY Though :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    MAN says:

    Of course I’m still messing with the friend. If we hit once we got permanent access to the puzz after that. :no: <---Fixed that for ya.

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    <---doesn't think @Man gets HALF of the pussy he constantly talks about because he always needs to TALK about it.... :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Not a damned thang! :hahaha: Ele-font memories!

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    The two most overrated players in the NBA:

    Kevin "House-Nigga" Durant
    Derrick "I-Smell-Chit-Somewhere" Rose

    :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :yawn:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Oh ok @Man, that's where imma hafta :stop: ya RAT there mk?! FayFay aint likkin no aceholes! #nobootybreff i'll take it UP the azz foe i lick it :nono:

    his dack too big tho! :oops:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Mrs M where yo people before I say something :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ELove

    :yes: it is... and fresh strawberries is even better!

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Man

    Dont eva disrespect my man D Rose that will get yo ass :shank: for sure :coffee:

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    ARE WE TALKN BOUT SESS??
    ____________________________

    I think so... but whats new.

  • Henny Blaque

    FeFe says:

    @Henny Blaque

    Try adding fruit to your water…I promise you will be able to drink it a lot easier… @Lakes tried it and she her agua now!
    ________________________________
    Thanks FeFe, think I'll try that tonight.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "<—doesn't think @Man gets HALF of the pussy he constantly talks about because he always needs to TALK about it…. "
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I've mentioned 3 women I've flucked on here my entire time being on here.
    You must just want me or something. Don't be shy, just admit it.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    If we hit once we got permanent access to the puzz after that

    __________________________________________________

    STOP IT! Niggas really do think that. Yall should deaden that right here! :lol:
    ______________________________________________________________________-

    They shole do ... dayum shame

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Doesnt matter if he hittin both she need to keep her mouth closed How will she ever get a man to trust her and wife her
    ______________________
    I know but he must be!

    @ELOVE
    HELPFUL TIP when you add lemon to water just squeeze the lemon juice into your drink alot of time the lemon wedges(rine) has bacteria on it that will get in your water #HELPFUL :grin:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I love Kevin's lil acne filled self. :ashamed: #cubbinagain?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Man

    :rolleyes:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Ok, back in the day I hit the friend of one of these hoes I was messing with.

    Why this hoe talkin bout she wanna tell her friend YEARS LATER cause she making “changes” and all that other bull chit hoes be sayin after they try and stop doin hoe chit.

    She some insenstive and uncaring to wanna go blabbing her mouth and chit years later. What yall think?
    ------------------------------------------------------

    Better have your "statement" prepared.

    Other than that, I've heard that folks driving other folks into lakes and sht has gotten really popular these days.......

  • I Go There

    OutsidetheBox says:

    If we hit once we got permanent access to the puzz after that

    __________________________________________________

    STOP IT! Niggas really do think that. Yall should deaden that right here
    _____________________________________________________

    Permanent Puzz access... for real?

    I didnt know that.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCOLATE DIVA
    "Dont eva disrespect my man D Rose that will get yo ass for sure "
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    No disrespect. He's a less talented Allen Iverson playing with more talented teammates. No shame in that. He's just overrated is all.
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    and fresh strawberries is even better!
    ____________________
    Swears Nichole taste like strawberries :lol:

    That is my favorite fruit I ate them soooo much while I carried both my babies

  • OutsidetheBox

    Kinda OT but as a refresher course can I get everyone's age. :think:

    Im 30.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    The two most overrated players in the NBA:

    Kevin “House-Nigga” Durant
    Kobe "Sugar Cane" Bryant <---Fixed that for ya too.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Men think that because the Majority of women will continue giving it to you. I know yall all different with your self respect and all but yall are the minority :coffee:

  • iheart

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    The two most overrated players in the NBA:

    Kevin “House-Nigga” Durant

    ________________

    :stop: it right there bruh :cuss: How in the FUGG do you think KD is overated when the thunder is the best team in the league right now?? GTFOH!!

  • candibfly

    doesn't think @Man gets HALF of the pussy he constantly talks about because he always needs to TALK about it
    ----------------

    :lol: i always think that about ppl that are CONSTANTLY talking about all the sex they had this weekend or last night

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    32

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ALBoy says:

    Doesnt matter if he hittin both she need to keep her mouth closed How will she ever get a man to trust her and wife her :no:
    _______________________________________________________________________

    I like your southern hospitality

    Taking back my southern hospitality comment from Friday :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Cuz it aint true @IGo. But its a big misconception.

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    ALBoy says:

    @ Mrs M where yo people before I say something

    ------------------------------------

    Who? Me?

  • iheart

    I'm 28

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @JMO
    "If we hit once we got permanent access to the puzz after that

    __________________________________________________

    STOP IT! Niggas really do think that. Yall should deaden that right here!
    ______________________________________________________________________-

    They shole do … dayum shame"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    that's cause it's true. If they let you hit once, they'll let you hit twice. So on and so forth. Just how it is. Sometimes you have to humble yourself and "apologize" and chit but you'll get to hit again.

    **you know I"m right**
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    41 #brushes shoulders off :wink:

  • Henny Blaque

    The Makeup Maven says:

    It does work. but make sure you cut your portions and don’t mess w/anything but water and the occassional juice….it works! I haven’t even exercised yet. I will get on that once I drop 10 more lbs. I only want to be so small! Good thing I don’t flab when I loose!
    _____________________________________________________
    "don’t mess w/anything but water and the occassional juice"

    So no occasional cocktail? :hahaha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @OTB i saw where u had mentioned about heat training ur hair? :oops: i did that after i 1st unloc'd my hair & :crying: i suffered heat damage like a mug. & this was at the salon. i say FUGG heat now. i will only use heat once a year & that's it. My hair is just now fully recovered. now that was just me, U could have a happy ending :shrug:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    27

  • candibfly

    a huge misconception. dudes be so confused when u really tell them no and mean it :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @CHOCOLATE DIVA
    “Dont eva disrespect my man D Rose that will get yo ass for sure ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    No disrespect. He’s a less talented Allen Iverson playing with more talented teammates. No shame in that. He’s just overrated is all.

    ******************************
    D Rose is his own person. :claps: to AI for what he use to be. We talm bout present day and last I heard AI was running around closing bank accounts so his baby momma and kids aint how no food to eat so miss me with that nonsense. :coffee:

  • iheart

    :dead: @ Nichole taste like strawberries :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    :shotsfired: GO BULLS! :cheer:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Igo its in the rule book automatic if you want to go back you hhvae access/ a right to it no matter who she wit

  • OutsidetheBox

    yall are the minority
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    Bullchit! Just cause the same broad will give and give to a couple, doesnt mean the majority do. Just like the majority of men dont cheat! Right?

  • Chocolate Diva

    33 looking like I'm 23 what biatch :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @IGO

    You didn't know that cause it's boolshyt perpetuated by men that find it hard to get new pussy to give them the time of day. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    30

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Iheart
    Im so serious I have convinced myself of it :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    :offtopic: some of y'all are going to off AWF when y'all see these shirtless pictures of Nahla kssing Halle's boyfriend smh

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Man ... you definitely ain't right but then again if you hitting decatur flavors then hey :shrug:

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    Men think that because the Majority of women will continue giving it to you. I know yall all different with your self respect and all but yall are the minority
    __________________________________________________

    :lol:

    I see what you did there...

    im not about to fk with this topic.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Denise you cant take that back because of somebody else being trife :no: I mean she had an obligation to tell once the first convo happened but you gone tell after years of thoat wranglin good times :no: No good

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OFF TOPIC

    Children’s Services Wants Halle Berry And Baby Daddy Gabriel “K-Fraudy” Aubry To Take Parenting Classes Together

  • Eazy

    23

  • candibfly

    29 looking like i'm 17 (at least that's what that old cat in merchant's tire told me :rofl: )

  • West Coast Chick

    Hey Auntie, ....looks like your girl, Rihanna is back in the news... :rofl:

    BLIND ITEM: (TOO MUCH, TOO SOON!)

    Despite having money to burn, this black female star is headed for disaster and financial ruin.

    She’s out of control!

    She’s a full fledged alcoholic, she’s addicted to drugs, she has random sex with good looking male fans; and she likes it rough.

    The Unreal Universe
    A Book on Physics and Philosophy
    "For thinking laymen." Reportedly, she’s asked these anonymous men to smack her around.

    She also has girlfriends, and she enjoys sex parties and her goal is to sleep with every major black male celebrity in Hollywood.

    She’s so out of it, she’s considered an easy mark; will her money go missing?

    She’s desperately in need of a intervention and an chaperone.

    People fear, if no one intervenes, she will overdose.

    Who is she?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Rip I was talking to Maven but whats up though

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Cocoa
    I saw that chit and I said it makes Halle look really bad and unstable her damn self!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Fay :alarm: LOL! Whats your hair type? Fine? Coarse? Youre the second person who has warned me...she had fine hair like me and said no.

    I was considering it because I am just not going to be able to do any styles with my hair, because I have like 80% shrinkage. Im APL but when dry :no: Neck length!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @ALBOY

    Don't be agreeing with that sht, bruh. Might have to cancel my next order of lemoranges in protest.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    33 looking like I’m 23 what biatch :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________

    On Friday, we're you the one talkin about you looked like Rasputia some years ago?? :think:

    *everybody else bringing up old chit* :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @candi

    :lol: don't get me wrong, I like the TOPIC of sex...but when folks have to always present their "dilemmas" or "scenarios" that involve fcking all these "hoes" it really makes me :think: they are full of chit for real...

    :coffee:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    37, was finna type 36, darn b-day last monf :oops:

    #immaolehead

  • Yall still crazy

    21

  • iheart

    <<<< Has NEVER given up the puzzy to a nigga I was DONE with :no:
    #noresidualpuzzy

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SIS

    30 soon-to-be 31 this March.

  • Yall still crazy

    14 yrs ago :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @IHEART
    " it right there bruh How in the FUGG do you think KD is overated when the thunder is the best team in the league right now?? GTFOH!!"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    The Thunder are all house niggas. They are ALL given free throws anytime they fluck up. Them some ol overrated azz niggas.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I Go There says:

    ALBoy says:

    Men think that because the Majority of women will continue giving it to you. I know yall all different with your self respect and all but yall are the minority
    __________________________________________________

    :lol:

    I see what you did there…

    im not about to fk with this topic.
    ______________________________________________________________

    You caught that too :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    what biatch

    _________________

    Not a damn thang! :cheers: I get carded too. I be mad though. B!tch if you dont give me them damn rillos! :cuss: I aint even tryna buy no damn alcohol! Hate that ish. Just be tryna see my address and chit!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMFNlXQ_xA&feature=related ELove

    Ms Choco
    I ACTUALLY Cut the LEMON OUT and Discard the RINDS Though :yes:

    BUT Some of the BEST Lemonade I've ever had IN LIFE had Fresh Lemons w/ THE RINDS floating at the top of the Pitcher Though :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Cocoa

    If the pics are that bad, I'm #teamgabriel all day! :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    21
    ____________
    Bish I was about to say like YEAH RIGHT :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ OTB I know a lot of dudes and the Majority of them have cheated :shrug: I can say you can get 8 out of ten to keep it going after its over Majority I have never know someone to say no after being there once not tyring to be arrogant just saying

  • candibfly

    old heads be boostin ur ego up :hahaha:

    he was like u young, independent, pretty

    i was like continue sir :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :dead: at Yall ....

    Fuggin making me do math and chit :karate:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @JMO

    :nono: I said I picked up weight from the Depo shot years ago but being the comedian you fancy yoself to be, you said that :rolleyes: Trust and believe moon pie I am a nice piece of chocolate ass ova here :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    BUT Some of the BEST Lemonade I’ve ever had IN LIFE had Fresh Lemons w/ THE RINDS floating at the top of the Pitcher Though
    ___________________
    Right if you make it you can clean your lemon rines but in the restaurants I don't play that chit!

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "don’t get me wrong, I like the TOPIC of sex…but when folks have to always present their “dilemmas” or “scenarios” that involve fcking all these “hoes” it really makes me they are full of chit for real…"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Good bit of skepticism is a good thing.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    throat wranglin :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Trust and believe moon pie I am a nice piece of chocolate ass ova here
    _____________________
    :rofl: Moon pie :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    <---still gets carded on a regular...folks honestly can't believe I'm 30

    #babyface

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    @ Igo its in the rule book automatic if you want to go back you hhvae access/ a right to it no matter who she wit
    ______________________________________________

    Homie Im with ya... but lets put a disclaimer to that shait

    IF YOU GIVING OUT GOOD DYCK then you have a better chance of going back.

    There thats better.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Thanks guys! Yall know I like to keep chit in perspective. :lol:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @JMO

    :nono: I said I picked up weight from the Depo shot years ago but being the comedian you fancy yoself to be, you said that :rolleyes: Trust and believe moon pie I am a nice piece of chocolate ass ova here :yes:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :lol: ... Whatever happened to the dollar store? Did you go back?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Yso Whoa whoa now I cant recant my statement because I have really seen this happen too many time but thats no reason to affect our relationship dont let outside influnces come between my money/strike> Us :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    BEST Lemonade
    _______________________

    I make some lemonade that will make you cry tears of joy :lol: (involving lemon juice frozen into cubes).

  • Yall still crazy

    I still get carded too. The boothang be all *sigh* because I get all dramatic with it :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Henney - Of course you can have the occassional cocktail. I took a whole 5th of Remy VSOP to the head! :coffee:

  • candibfly

    iono why we yellin our ages out tho. but since we are. i'm bout to hit my dirty 30s in august...and i guess twin will be 22 *extreme side eye*

    where we gon? the french riviera? monte carlo? lisbon? :steer:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @OTB
    "Just like the majority of men dont cheat! Right?"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    IF YOU GIVING OUT GOOD DYCK then you have a better chance of going back.

    There thats better.
    ________________________
    Yep! Cuz not everyone in my archive can hit this!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Al-Boogie DON'T DO IT! YOU KNOW MY BABY DON'T PLAY! :lol: :nono:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :waves: <--- gives OTB some Skittles jus cause

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    I Go There says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    If we hit once we got permanent access to the puzz after that

    __________________________________________________

    STOP IT! Niggas really do think that. Yall should deaden that right here
    _____________________________________________________

    Permanent Puzz access… for real?

    I didnt know that.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------

    I will have to :cosign: Man.... I still have puzz access to 98% of every woman (there was that one girl that faked it on me when i was 17) i have slept with.... i just choose not to take them up on there advances...

    The key may change but the lock stays the same and my key still is a good fit... :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    i fukkin hate moon pies! :rofl:

    OMG thats all they used to give us at the Church Bible Camp in Atlanta!

  • The Makeup Maven

    <---- LOVES REMY VSOP! :coffee:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    33 yrs old!! :yes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    OTB, imma ole multi hair type bish (mostly type 4, type 3 in the kitchen, somewhere tween a 3-4 round the edges) but MOSTLY type 4 thick azz kinky/curly hair. shrikage is not my friend neither. i got it done this weekend, in the back it's 3-5 inches above BSL, but my hair grows in the dreaded "V" formation, so in the front stretched, it's a few inches above the collar bone. right now tho? it's chillin round bout the neck piece :(
    but i've come to the conclusion that as long as I know how long my hair is, i aint gonna trip. PLUS, right now i mostly wear it up in buns, so nobody really knows anyway :shrug:

  • iheart

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @IHEART
    ” it right there bruh How in the FUGG do you think KD is overated when the thunder is the best team in the league right now?? GTFOH!!”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    The Thunder are all house niggas. They are ALL given free throws anytime they fluck up. Them some ol overrated azz niggas.

    _______________
    Call them what you want but there record speaks for itself :coffee:
    They have progressively gotten better each year since they have been together so if thats what you wanna call overrated, then I guess they are :shrugs:

  • candibfly

    good for y'all i guess :shrugs: maybe they still like y'all or just like to fvck period. i know that when i'm done. i'm done.

  • Eazy

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henney – Of course you can have the occassional cocktail. I took a whole 5th of Remy VSOP to the head
    _________
    I called myself drinkin a dos equis last night after being on this diet since the 6th, it was sooo gross

  • OutsidetheBox

    Thank you for my skittles! I hope they aint them sour ones tho. :no:

    I used to love cry babies and all kinds of sour candy chit but that old age did a number on me. Kids be hooting and hollering when they think they "snuck" me with the sour stuff. :rolleyes:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @JMO

    I told Dougie earlier I went Saturday but when I pulled up I seen that same cashier that was there the day of my blackout :ashamed: so I left and went to another one. I'm gone give it a couple of more weeks and go back and act like nothing ever happened. Hopefully they dont have my pic up somewhere and call the po po's on my ass.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Proud member of the "Dirty Thirties."
    I'm told I look "distinguished" and "experienced."
    :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    Lisbon or London... That's my vote! :thumbsup:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @OTB

    25......

    For 13 more days.

    *sigh*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    <----when I'm done, I'm done...

    #selectivedrypuss

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    I hate moon Pies too :lol: I mean what is that stuff on the outside and in the middle how do they keep selling them. Whos eating that :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Okayyyyy
    Why was Rihanna partying at a Club in LA wearing what appear to resemble gang baggy clothing and making some hand gesture this trick is really wasted!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Eazy says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henney – Of course you can have the occassional cocktail. I took a whole 5th of Remy VSOP to the head
    _________
    I called myself drinkin a dos equis last night after being on this diet since the 6th, it was sooo gross
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Stay thirsty my friend! :lol:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Halle and Gabriel do need parenting classes and her allowing her daughter to be kissing this man all in his mouth is just...I don't know. I had a daddy around and I damn sure wasn't kissing no other man in the mouth when I was younger!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Proud member of the “Dirty Thirties.”
    I’m told I look “distinguished” and “experienced.”
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Danny Glover looks "distinguished" and "experienced"....not necessarily always a good thing :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Fe and her affinity for alabaster men and their gravis!
    :lol:

  • Henny Blaque

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henney – Of course you can have the occassional cocktail. I took a whole 5th of Remy VSOP to the head!
    __________________________________________________
    :rofl: :crying:

    And here I was talking about a half of glass of wine #lying

  • iheart

    @JMO, I think I remember ChocD talmbout waking up with Kit Kat wrappers surrounding her or something :rofl:
    #Messy

  • iheart

    @JMO, I think I remember ChocD talmbout waking up with Kit Kat wrappers surrounding her or something :rofl:
    #Messy

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @IHEART
    "Call them what you want but there record speaks for itself
    They have progressively gotten better each year since they have been together so if thats what you wanna call overrated, then I guess they are "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, they overrated. ESPECIALLY KEVIN "HOUSE NIGGA" DURANT. Westbrook is the better player on that team but since Durant give the politically correct answers he is the one promoted as the "best player."

    The NBA will ensure that the Thunder make it to the Finals but hopefully they go against the Heat and they won't give Durant all these free throws he don't deserve against LeBron.

    As long as the Thunder lose it's a successful NBA season. :yes:

  • Yall still crazy

    Yea, uhh, ION sex no exes! How the hell does that come about?

    :hahaha: at yall thinking yall still "got it" when in fact, them some :chickenhead: 's IMO. Good sex, or not, I ain't going back yo :no: Where is their self-esteem?

  • renegadesince1985

    Oh Gabby :yawn:

    I wonder if her sex is as boring as how she looks? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @Chatted for noticing that chit...

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Uhhhh...

    I don't really do "back-track fukking." :nono:

    Except for this one dude just cause he's an easy mark. But right after everytime, I'm annoyed at myself because I keep forgetting that with his huge peen, he never lasts longer than 5-6 mins.

    So, I stopped playing with him a while ago. My tickler gives me a longer fukk than him.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Fay what you talking I think the V is beautiful! If you stop cutting id bet the rest of the hairs would catch up to the lead hairs! Your stylist cutting it or you?

    And im the same way, :no: My chit cant take all that weather. My girls have some strong kinks though. My oldest got weave checked at school...wanted to fight, but then just felt sorry for the girl.

    SN: I think this is her first "she dont like me and IDK why" entry. My daughter is a peach and never bothers anybody. Some girls really dont like that. :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMFNlXQ_xA&feature=related ELove

    @OTB
    I've HAD That Kind BEFORE :thumbsup: ... :yes:

    And I'm MF-ing :dead: at @Ace's Gravi Though !!! :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    :lol: @ them Kit Kat Wrappers....... Yall mean :coffee:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Renegade
    :hug:

    I just asked about you last week! Where you been?!

    And I think that Gabby is a missionary type of girl. She does look hella boring, no?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Danny Glover looks “distinguished” and “experienced”….not necessarily always a good thing
    ________________________
    WOW I dont think I've ever seen the guys throw shade :shrugs:

  • Eazy

    iheart says:

    @JMO, I think I remember ChocD talmbout waking up with Kit Kat wrappers surrounding her or something
    #Messy
    ________________
    I think thats when she said "this cant be life" and got it together :clap:

  • candibfly

    :rofl: twin callin their exes chickens

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @CD .. :lol:

    I've been meaning to ask, who has been posting on this blog the longest?? I damn sure wish I wouldve known about it years ago.

  • OutsidetheBox

    “distinguished” and “experienced.”

    Whooo chile! :rofl:

  • I Go There

    Fellas Im just trying to grasp what yall saying

    cause if thats so then that means that every lady you get with will let a past dudes hit.

    Am I right?

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    “distinguished” and “experienced" = "old" and "tired"

    #Helpful

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    pretty gravi Rene
    Why don't you stop by anymore :hug: :sad:

  • Yall still crazy

    :poopcorn:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @ACE

    :rofl: at that gravie dawg! Look like you can't tell that nigga chit either.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Fuggin :dead: @ACE's gravi OMD!!!! if that was my man, father, or brother i would fix his azz a mickey & get to shearin his azz like a sheep, fck i look like let my ppl walk around like that? :blink:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Man

    That's somebody's way of saying you look like their grandpappy.

    When someone says you look "Wise", "mature", "Seasoned" or "distinguished," it translates into: "DAMN! This muhfukka look like he having a hard life!! :blink: "

    You're welcome. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Igo pretty much but you thinking to much basically in my mind Im the only one that can go back and she stays trust worthy (no meat invasion in her smang pot) until I decide to come back.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @iheart :rofl:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Eazy says:

    iheart says:

    @JMO, I think I remember ChocD talmbout waking up with Kit Kat wrappers surrounding her or something
    #Messy
    ________________
    Easy says:
    I think thats when she said “this cant be life” and got it together
    **********************

    Thanks Easy u see how they trying to play ya girl like I could have played the lead in Precious and chit. You try to open up to people and they run pass and give u a swift kick to the ass dont they :no:

  • candibfly

    That’s somebody’s way of saying you look like their grandpappy.

    When someone says you look “Wise”, “mature”, “Seasoned” or “distinguished,” it translates into: “DAMN! This muhfukka look like he having a hard life!! ”

    You’re welcome.
    ----------------

    girl shut up and stop making me laugh :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    KDubb been around for a bit...Intense stay telling us how long she been around...iscream...chit, choc! :lol:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    "“distinguished” and “experienced” = “old” and “tired”

    #Helpful"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Nigga please. They say Denzel and Will Smith and niggas like that that these hoes be swooning over look "distinguished" and "experienced."

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Eazy says:

    iheart says:

    @JMO, I think I remember ChocD talmbout waking up with Kit Kat wrappers surrounding her or something
    #Messy
    ________________
    Easy says:
    I think thats when she said “this cant be life” and got it together
    **********************

    Thanks Easy u see how they trying to play ya girl like I could have played the lead in Precious and chit. You try to open up to people and they run pass and give u a swift kick to the ass dont they :no:
    ___________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Danny Glover looks “distinguished” and “experienced”….not necessarily always a good thing
    ________________________
    WOW I dont think I’ve ever seen the guys throw shade :shrugs:
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

    LMao wasnt shade....just being informative :coffee: Us guys know how to ignore and let shit go cause we know it ain't that serious...

    our gold fish memory serves us well some times....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My oldest got weave checked at school…wanted to fight, but then just felt sorry for the girl.
    __________________________
    How she get weaved checked someone pulled her hair :lol:

  • renegadesince1985

    :hi: Dougie! It'sbeen uber busy this first quarter at work, so not much time to log in and converse....how have you been?

    @Htownmama

    Thanks darling! :biggrin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    what does it mean when they say you look smart? :think:

  • iheart

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @IHEART
    “Call them what you want but there record speaks for itself
    They have progressively gotten better each year since they have been together so if thats what you wanna call overrated, then I guess they are ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, they overrated. ESPECIALLY KEVIN “HOUSE NIGGA” DURANT. Westbrook is the better player on that team but since Durant give the politically correct answers he is the one promoted as the “best player.”

    The NBA will ensure that the Thunder make it to the Finals but hopefully they go against the Heat and they won’t give Durant all these free throws he don’t deserve against LeBron.

    As long as the Thunder lose it’s a successful NBA season.

    _____________
    I guess we will see then :rollseyes:
    #thunderupnigga!!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Rene - Your gravi is sooo pretty! :hug:

  • Yall still crazy

    I say Denzel is fione :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @RENE

    Hey there pretty lady.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @JMO

    I been lurking for the longest, but I didn't join until last spring...

    @renegade

    Pretty gravie! :thumbsup:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @I GO THERE
    "Fellas Im just trying to grasp what yall saying

    cause if thats so then that means that every lady you get with will let a past dudes hit.

    Am I right?"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, it's true, but nothing you can do about that. :shrugs:

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    @ Igo pretty much but you thinking to much basically in my mind Im the only one that can go back and she stays trust worthy (no meat invasion in her smang pot) until I decide to come back.
    ________________________________________________

    :hahaha:

    Aw Hell naw...

    Alright yall playing with them ghost of puzzay past.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Damn niccas really be into their lil dycks like its a golden rod or sumpin

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    (about gravi)

    Sometimes niggas just need to let it go....the fight is lost....and realize some women like a nice bald head....

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    & dont let my 37 fool u, i gets carded too! #hhmp

    & one Ms. Puss is done, u can put a KY IV up my coochie & that muhfugga will dry up like the sahara @the mention or thought on an EX #REALtalk

    OTB, i don't cut it like that, it just grows that way :crying: hence the dreaded!!

    tell yo babygirl to flip her hair @that lil bish errytime she she her :yes: AND smile while do so :D

  • The Makeup Maven

    Henny Blaque says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henney – Of course you can have the occassional cocktail. I took a whole 5th of Remy VSOP to the head!
    __________________________________________________
    :rofl: :wail:

    And here I was talking about a half of glass of wine #lying
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Girl, that's why I try to be good so I can act a fool at least once or twice! :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    Look smart = not good IMO

  • iheart

    @ChocD, I :love: you guhl :hugs: You know you be branging up old chit too ret long with us :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    @Rene
    do you keep in contact with any of the old heads? I had a few on FB but I deactivated my account :sad:

    Gypsy
    Civil
    Missy
    Mistarie

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Ace

    When I was in college one of my professors wore a Prince's Luck...like his chit was all short on top and he had that stupid azz side ponytail...He was from the Phillippines, but I always wondered if he considered himself some kind of royalty or something...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    what does it mean when they say you look smart?
    ___________________________
    Not smart enough to hit it!

  • Eazy

    I would be weary of the women who are ok with the back n forth peen, unless she is "one of the guys" who so happens to enjoy your sex..something is wrong with her

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    Wait this convo was a could you go back not a do you go back all the time

  • I Go There

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @I GO THERE
    “Fellas Im just trying to grasp what yall saying

    cause if thats so then that means that every lady you get with will let a past dudes hit.

    Am I right?”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, it’s true, but nothing you can do about that.
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nah I cant ride with that one homie... Hell naw.
    There is no way you can tell me that once I hit a chic she's gonna want a dude she use to fk with... NO WAY.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Renegade
    I've been good! Glad you're back!

    @Al
    It means you're ugly and can't dress.

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @IHEART
    "I guess we will see then
    #thunderupnigga!!"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I'm only worried about the Thunder in a free throw shooting contest. Won't get those bullchit calls in the Playoffs. Just like they didn't against Dirk, who shot just as many free throws as them.

    The Thunder are a waste of a franchise. Can't wait till next year when they can't resign several of their players and become the new version of the Utah Jazz circa 1990s. Always a few pieces away and complaining and got excuses and chit.

    Mark my words.
    :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @ALBOY

    You really think that your dyck is that special, huh? :coffee:

    #Delusional
    #NothingPersonal

  • OutsidetheBox

    Choc. She said about 4 girls were sitting round talking about her (she was obvilous until a friend pointed it out)...she ignored it and tried to move to another table.

    Friend got mad for Nani and was asking them whats their problem. 1 who has been described as a bully says she think she all that (I presume this is cause my child dont speak) and something about a nappy weave.

    Nani said when she was trying to leave the girl put her hands in her hair...and her chit got snagged on the girls watch or something. Dad wants to go to the school. I wanna go put Nani scary ass in karate! :lol:

  • renegadesince1985

    @Makeup Maven

    Thank you!! :hug:

  • Yall still crazy

    OHHH This is my anniversary month :cheer:

    I joined yall one year ago, last January.

    :hug: all around

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    An Afghan man killed his wife for giving birth to a third daughter rather than the son he’d hoped for, police said Monday. The 28-year-old victim, who was known by the one name of Storai, was strangled by her husband — a local militia member — and his mother on Saturday, authorities said. Storai had given birth to the couple’s third daughter three months ago in Mohasili village in Afghanistan’s northern Kunduz province.

    Police said they arrested the victim’s mother-in-law in connection with her death, but Storai’s husband was still at large, likely sheltered by heavily-armed militia colleagues. “The existence of militiamen is a huge problem and therefore we face difficulty in arresting him,” Kunduz police chief Sufi Habib said. Nadera Geya, head of the Kunduz women’s affairs department, called the killing one of the worst examples of violence against women she had encountered.
    _____________________
    Jacked from Bossip

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I prefer a man with a bald head as opposed to a man holding on to a few sad strands for dear life. Or wearing a rug.

    #NotCute

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Nani said when she was trying to leave the girl put her hands in her hair…and her chit got snagged on the girls watch or something. Dad wants to go to the school. I wanna go put Nani scary ass in karate!
    _____________________
    Maybe her Dad is right - Keep hands to yourself or their will be problems

  • renegadesince1985

    @Htown

    Yea I still talk to Civil and Missy on twitter...

    I haven't heard anything from Gypsy or Mistarie in forever!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Rene - You're welcome. You know I think you look like Kelis so hell, you can't go wrong! :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ YSO :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @I GO THERE
    "Nah I cant ride with that one homie… Hell naw.
    There is no way you can tell me that once I hit a chic she’s gonna want a dude she use to fk with… NO WAY."
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    heed what I say dawg. If a woman give it up once, she'll give it up twice. They let a nigga from their past hit before adding to their "body count" by letting a new nigga hit. :yes:

    Trust me on this.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @JMO

    I've been here so long, I don't remember when I came. Sandra was a blogspot or something when I first got here though. Maybe mid-late 08? The first time I got banned was in mid-09, (I think), and I had been lurking for a while before that. I think I finally started commenting after that post with the chick who let her boyfriend c-um inside her and she wanted to know if she was "kinda" pregnant. :rofl: Folks tore her a new cooch hole for that!!

    Good times, man, good times....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You really think that your dyck is that special, huh?

    #Delusional
    #NothingPersonal
    ___________________
    That was my thought and then who would believe a woman that says no one else has hit her :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMFNlXQ_xA&feature=related ELove

    @H-Town
    Heeeyyyyyy DARLING BABY !!! :hug:

    @Y'all @FeFe
    There are EXCEPTIONS to Everything... Y'all just haven't been with THAT "Exception" regarding Come-Back SEX Though but I UNDERSTAND What Y'all saying Becuz I'm the SAME WAY Too :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    Did you hear about that family that did those "honor killings" on the two daughters and their aunt or something like that...apparently they were all too "westernized"

  • The Makeup Maven

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    An Afghan man killed his wife for giving birth to a third daughter rather than the son he’d hoped for, police said Monday. The 28-year-old victim, who was known by the one name of Storai, was strangled by her husband — a local militia member — and his mother on Saturday, authorities said. Storai had given birth to the couple’s third daughter three months ago in Mohasili village in Afghanistan’s northern Kunduz province.

    Police said they arrested the victim’s mother-in-law in connection with her death, but Storai’s husband was still at large, likely sheltered by heavily-armed militia colleagues. “The existence of militiamen is a huge problem and therefore we face difficulty in arresting him,” Kunduz police chief Sufi Habib said. Nadera Geya, head of the Kunduz women’s affairs department, called the killing one of the worst examples of violence against women she had encountered.
    _____________________
    Jacked from Bossip
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Diz-zam :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ SASO oh ok Ill tell tham what you said :coffee:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @RENEGADE

    Lookin good in that gravie. Nice smile/lips.
    :coffee:

  • renegadesince1985

    @Choco

    I read that story this morning...crazy! Makes you glad you live where you do...smh

    :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    think I finally started commenting after that post with the chick who let her boyfriend c-um inside her and she wanted to know if she was “kinda” pregnant. Folks tore her a new cooch hole for that!!
    ____________________
    I was one of them she made me so mad for that dumb azz comment I was like bish go talk to your momz about that chit GTFOH

  • iheart

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @IHEART
    “I guess we will see then
    #thunderupnigga!!”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I’m only worried about the Thunder in a free throw shooting contest. Won’t get those bullchit calls in the Playoffs. Just like they didn’t against Dirk, who shot just as many free throws as them.

    The Thunder are a waste of a franchise. Can’t wait till next year when they can’t resign several of their players and become the new version of the Utah Jazz circa 1990s. Always a few pieces away and complaining and got excuses and chit.

    Mark my words.

    _________________

    You are TRIPPING!!! You must have missed that game wher KD hit the buzzer beater 3 to end the game a Dallas huh :coffee: Westbrooke just signed a 5 year extension with them, KD and Ibaka aint going no where, Perkins just got there so he not going no where either :rollseyes:

  • Yall still crazy

    OTB, begin "fight training" tonight with her!

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @sassy ... Kinda preg?? :rofl:

    I remember Ace said 2010 had a lot of foolishness so thats why I was curious.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Kinda pregnant!!!! :rofl:

    WHO WAS THAT OH GAWD I MEMBA THAT! :rofl: I felt so bad for her.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    @Rene
    Cool. Tell them to stop by.

    @Dougie
    OMG!!! I think i was still in newbie status on that post! I am so embarrassed on how I clowned :oops:
    I wish more posters would act like her though! she took it like a champ and still posts occasionally :champ:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I lurked for a few months, only been a member for a couple of years (but it seems longer, especially to certain people I'm sure :lol: ), only been banned once.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Honor killings was in Canada. And it was 3 daughter and their mother (his 1st wife) and his 2nd wife and his son helped. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I remember that "kinda preggers" chit... :rofl:

  • Henny Blaque

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Henny Blaque says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henney – Of course you can have the occassional cocktail. I took a whole 5th of Remy VSOP to the head!
    __________________________________________________

    And here I was talking about a half of glass of wine #lying
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Girl, that’s why I try to be good so I can act a fool at least once or twice!
    ________________________________________________
    And thats what Im talkin' about! I can handle that.

    One more question, how long did it take for those to drop?

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    OOOHHHHHH!!! @ OTB!!!

    I wanna go up to the school and fight for her!!

    I've been getting "weave-checked" since the 2nd grade at LEAST! But I'ma fighter and am mean as hell, so folks always had to play it off like they were my friends and just wanted to feel it to do it.

    I STILL catch GROWN muhfuggas trying to "check" me occasionally! LEt me att' em! What's the name of your girl's school?! And what's the bald headed heffa's name?

  • renegadesince1985

    @Dougie

    :rofl: I remember that chick...we roasted her so bad I don't think she came back after that!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ OTB chick that used to work for me her daughter had issues like that and she sent her to school with can goods in her bag so if they tried her she was putting them to sleep. She told her if the school officials find them and ask her about it tell them its your lunch

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Renegade
    Love your photoshopped pic :rofl: I kid that pic is so gawwwgus

    I really wonder about that part of the world and I just think its so barbaric

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Ahhh His isn't banned. Yall were right. I just clicked on something in 2010 and see that her gravi is uploaded ... :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    #TeamPerkins
    Ozen in tha building :cheer:

  • I Go There

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @I GO THERE
    “Nah I cant ride with that one homie… Hell naw.
    There is no way you can tell me that once I hit a chic she’s gonna want a dude she use to fk with… NO WAY.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    heed what I say dawg. If a woman give it up once, she’ll give it up twice. They let a nigga from their past hit before adding to their “body count” by letting a new nigga hit.

    Trust me on this.
    ______________________________________

    Okay... if you say so

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OTB

    Ok, I thought it was an aunt, that's for the clarification...I remember hearing that the son helped...that chit had me :shocked:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @IHEART
    "You are TRIPPING!!! You must have missed that game wher KD hit the buzzer beater 3 to end the game a Dallas huh Westbrooke just signed a 5 year extension with them, KD and Ibaka aint going no where, Perkins just got there so he not going no where either "
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Yup, you got Kendrick "No-Offense" Perkins, House NIgga and Westbrook under contract..... AND THAT'S IT!

    You will LOSE Harden and Ibaka this offseason.

    Plus Westbrook and House Nigga already don't even like each other. A la Stephon Marbury and Kevin Garnett (or Shaq and Penny, or Shaq and Kobe). Whenever the two star players don't like each other one has to go.

    You obviously are a fan of the Thunder and their free throw shooting so I will just let you see how things play out.

    I actually like Ibaka and can't wait for him to sign to another team. :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Fight training :lol: @Yall the funny thing is, she that quiet crazy. :huh:

    I think I need to go tell them youngins dont fukk with the quiet ones! I aint scared for her; I just want her to stick up for herself.

    I appreciated that she tried to leave the area but when that girl snagged her hair :no: Lost me! Even my mama was like yeah yeah thats good Nani aint like you and then when Nani said something bout her hair my mama was all up in arms! LOL She old school.

  • iheart

    @Htown :fistbump:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Honor killings was in Canada. And it was 3 daughter and their mother (his 1st wife) and his 2nd wife and his son helped.
    _______________________
    Ridiculous :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CHOCO

    I'm saying, many guys say that a woman's vageen doesn't make her any more special than the next chick, so why do guys think their dinks are any different? :shrugs:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Fefe

    OMG! There was an episode on L&O "Special Victims Unit" about that same thing about a month ago. Middle Eastern family came to NY, father was a Diplomat. Daughter went to college and studied journalism and was wearing jeans and having american boyfriends.

    Father made Brother slit her throat and throw her in the park. Mother (distraught) testified against brother (her son) and he was sent to jail. Father slit the mother's throat back at the house and left the country.

    That sh*t be crazyyyyy.

  • renegadesince1985

    :lol: thanks Choco!

    Yes barbaric is not even the word...sick fluck!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Dougs, she goes to Eastiside High (like the movie :hahaha: ) and my little brother is a senior there. You know I got him on the trail.

    Poor Kanani didnt even know the girls. :karate:

  • iheart

    @Man I am a fan of the thunder. So the fact that KD has a killing ass 3 point shot means nothing huh? Just another free throw shooter, oh ok :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    YSoSrs says:

    @CHOCO

    I’m saying, many guys say that a woman’s vageen doesn’t make her any more special than the next chick, so why do guys think their dinks are any different? :shrugs:

    _________

    HAS A MAJOR HOLY GHOST FIT!!!!! thank you!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Saso I remember that episode :no:

  • Yall still crazy

    Jmo, now go change your clothes :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    @Iheart
    That's hometown pride there. He's come a long way :biggrin:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Grown bishes are the worst! Worst then children! When it comes to hair. :no: Sad really. Hair grows 6in. AT LEAST in a year. You can have some too. Dang!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    I wasn't here for the "kinda preggers" chick. But I can just imagine... :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Dougie

    Yeah, that chit really PISSES me off! who do these men think they are????

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @OTB

    Tell her to get that bald-head scalywags name and send it to me! No hair-having-hoes. :mad:

    Finna pull her scalp out she keep fukking with your baby!

    @Al
    That episode was good but it shole was crazy! Folks is demented, deranged, disturbed and some other sh*t.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    I’m saying, many guys say that a woman’s vageen doesn’t make her any more special than the next chick, so why do guys think their dinks are any different? :shrugs:
    ------------------------
    *mouths* I :love: you!!!!! :applause:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Henny Blaque says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Henny Blaque says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henney – Of course you can have the occassional cocktail. I took a whole 5th of Remy VSOP to the head!
    __________________________________________________

    And here I was talking about a half of glass of wine #lying
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Girl, that’s why I try to be good so I can act a fool at least once or twice!
    ________________________________________________
    And thats what Im talkin’ about! I can handle that.

    One more question, how long did it take for those to drop?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I've been doing this like maybe a week or two before Christmas!

  • iheart

    @Htown, Im from OKC so me riding for the thunder is hometown pride for me :yes: I liked Perkins tho when he was with the Celtics!! I'm embarrased to admit that they are my other team with the way they are playing this year :mad:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @OTB
    Grown women are the WORST! You ain't lying. When folks think my hair is a weave/wig or whatever the fukk now, I take it as a compliment and keep it moving.

    I ain't got time to explain to these raggedy heffas why it's mine, how it got to be mine, and why it aint like theirs. Ask ya mammies, hoes. :coffee:

  • A.J.

    Looks a little Aunt Viv-ish to me..i see the transformation coming about.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I’m saying, many guys say that a woman’s vageen doesn’t make her any more special than the next chick, so why do guys think their dinks are any different?
    ____________________
    Right even EGO with his EGO agrees with you :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :hugs: @FEFE

    @HTOWN

    Now let's see if we can get an answer. :waiting:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Yall ... :lol:

    Even Redeemed has been posting since 07/08 :blink: ... Ok, I'm done looking at old posts now

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @IHEART
    "I am a fan of the thunder. So the fact that KD has a killing ass 3 point shot means nothing huh? Just another free throw shooter, oh ok "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    That nigga ain't got no "killing azz 3 point shot." He a CAREER 35% 3 point shooter!

    For comparison, LeBron James, who we ALL KNOW can't shoot is a 33% CAREER 3 point shooter!

    Man, GTFOH with that chit talkin bout house nigga. :rofl:
    I think that nigga payin the refs to get all those free throw shots. :coffee:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Whoever said that men's peens are no more special from one man to the next than a woman's vag....needs a Nobel Peace Prize! :champ:

    Amen!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I was weave checked by a bytch years ago and I wanted to snap her FINGERS! Bish don't TOUCH ME! I always wondered why women CARE about this chit so much! :mad:

  • Yall still crazy

    Kinda on topic: This past Friday, this chick was reaching past me and I thought she pulled my hair. I turned around (she sitting, me standing) and said "Did you just pull my hair?" Her: No, I didn't.

    But I knew the bish did. She has one of those cockatoo hair doos, so I pulled her peacok part up top :ashamed: and she just looked at me like are you nuts. I was ready for the fight, and nothing happened.

    This really messed with my mind. So at the end of the night I go up to go ole girl from behind and say "Did you try to pull my hair?" Her: No, I was trying to touch such&such and my finger got caught in your hair.

    Me: OH, aight, don't let that ish happen again :shrug: :ashamed: #iwasnotabouttobackdown #thatbishdidindeedpullmyhair

    HO :cuss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Damn @ Dougie's story I don't get why the women don't uprise those men treat the women less than human IMO

  • iheart

    @OTB,Cougar Cub, Ion know why your baby name tickle me so much :lol: It's a cute name it just tickles the hell outta me for some reason :lol:
    #Nodisrespect :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Otb get her so great value Peas and call it a day

  • caligirl

    I member that post too, errrrybody went ham on that po child, matter of fact, I'm sure I said somehing that day too..But later on that, was that just to see if folks was paying attention. Been fooling with Sandra for a minute :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    @Iheart
    Im from Beaumont and remember in HS when we had an awesome basketball team. I think we went 56-0. I was a minute before we lost a game. It was funny because I was 5 feet tall and here is Perkins walking around at the height he is now :lol:

    Considering where he has come from not having his mother and all, I'm proud of him. I remember when her killer was trying to get released from prison and there was a petition started to keep her in.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Kinda on topic: This past Friday, this chick was reaching past me and I thought she pulled my hair. I turned around (she sitting, me standing) and said “Did you just pull my hair?” Her: No, I didn’t.

    But I knew the bish did. She has one of those cockatoo hair doos, so I pulled her peacok part up top and she just looked at me like are you nuts. I was ready for the fight, and nothing happened.

    This really messed with my mind. So at the end of the night I go up to go ole girl from behind and say “Did you try to pull my hair?” Her: No, I was trying to touch such&such and my finger got caught in your hair.

    Me: OH, aight, don’t let that ish happen again #iwasnotabouttobackdown #thatbishdidindeedpullmyhair
    ____________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @Yall and her weave check with that random dumb hoe! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Cause long hair is seen as sexy and "womanly" in culture after culture and dumb ass broads done brought into the theory that all hair doesnt grow.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMFNlXQ_xA&feature=related ELove

    Well I happen to BELIEVE there are Women out here that ACTUALLY POSSESS something Quite SPECIAL Between Their Thighs Though... But Absolutely NONE OF THESE Women are in the Music, Celebrity or Hollyweird Industry :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    They dont uprise cause they kinda "believe" it too. Its so deep in the Central Mid East.. :no:

  • caligirl

    @ya'll had a chic do that to me at work, she was so close up my head, I was about to pull out my whipfinity and ask her to grease my scalp. She talkn about your hair always look nice, she was really trying to see if I had tracks. NO bish it's my hair, Heifer...

  • Henny Blaque

    The Makeup Maven says:

    One more question, how long did it take for those to drop?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I’ve been doing this like maybe a week or two before Christmas!
    _______________________________________________________________

    :shocked:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @DOUGIE

    That peen comment was from me. I have my moments. :lol:

    And I see we still haven't gotten a response from any of the mens. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Saso I dont know why in thet part of the world they treat women like nothing. I know just from being there and hearing stories from folks I know they dont care for women at all women make babies thats it men are for pleasure. they had a deployment to a country over there the civilian men from there had a day where they hooked up with one another I dont get it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    @Fe and Yall
    I got asked constantly when i was relaxed if i added tracks or wore a weave :rolleye:
    I guess it's unheard of to have good genes and maintain healthy hair, right? Im 28 almost 29 and just now getting into weave. i wear half wigs now because of His.
    #blackhairspray
    #apexhair

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Well I happen to BELIEVE there are Women out here that ACTUALLY POSSESS something Quite SPECIAL Between Their Thighs Though…
    __________________
    Awww hail you deserve it :kiss: :grin:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    "I’m saying, many guys say that a woman’s vageen doesn’t make her any more special than the next chick, so why do guys think their dinks are any different? "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Because it is different. As a female, how hard is it for you to find GOOD DYCK? The kind make you forgive that nigga for forgetting important chit, like your b-day and anniversary and chit? The kind make you accept the fact that he ain't got no job and chit?

    See, for a dude, ALL PUZZY is good. Let me define "good." We goin catch a nut regardless. Even if she just lay there and not do anything, we goin catch a nut.

    For a lady, yall ain't that lucky. The nigga gotta be able to do something. We know this so we know our dycks got some value in comparison to the other niggas that ain't puttin it down.

    Don't really matter what yall do tho. UNLESS you suckin that dyck real good. That's hard to replace... LOL.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Yall

    That bish said she had a "cockatoo" hair style, yet she pulled the "peacock" part!

    :dead:

    :wail:

    *really crying at my desk*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    :rolleyes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    And when they do speak out, or dare to drive with out a taxi, etc, they getting beat and lashings and chit.

    And then you have women over here saying "well we should fall back...thats their culture"

    Slave culture was once the pride of the US. Thats doesnt mean it was right.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :dead: @YALL

  • iheart

    @Htown, Yea he has come a long way then!.
    @Man, ok dude :rollseyes:

  • Yall still crazy

    :lol: My friends were like we thought that sticking up shatt on top of her head was gonna come off :dead:

    Then they were mad because I didn't give warning! I was mad at their azzes because when the first hairpull happened, then were looking at my like I was the crazy one.

    It's too funny now, I saw the chick on Saturday, here's me: What's up? *headnod straight face*

    :rofl:

    No offense, but ION like them hair doos, that's why my friends said I really got mad :ashamed:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    They dont uprise cause they kinda “believe” it too. Its so deep in the Central Mid East..
    _______________
    Well then that does it no need for my empathy damn that! I would go upside and down a MAN's head

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Yso what are we supposed to say I mean if thats the thinking many women feel the same way about there openings :shurg: I guess its just how you feel about you that matters I dont try to look at it from anyone elses point of view but mine like there are no comparisons to me I know there are othe dudes out there none of them matter to me though

  • iheart

    Alright im out yall :peace:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @OTB

    Yo lil girl should have molly whopped that bytch. My daughter told me me a couple of weeks ago she heard these 10th grade birds were suppose to be jumping her at homecoming Friday. So guess who was at homecoming Friday :biggrin: I was ready for dem hoes :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Why yall making Man school us. :rolleyes:

  • caligirl

    all puzzy aint' the same :nono:

    We talking about puzzy that make you pay the car note late, cause you forgot the birthday and you gotta get a gift.

    The kinda puzzay that make stay home and tell your boyz I'm good.

    The kinda of puzzay that make you tell your ex I go to church now and living right....

    That's the kinda of Puzzay :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :bye: Iheart. I forgive u I know it was JMO ass :rofl:

  • Hershey

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Cause long hair is seen as sexy and “womanly” in culture after culture and dumb ass broads done brought into the theory that all hair doesnt grow.
    _________________________________________
    Indian Remi
    Milky Way
    Outre
    FreeTress

    They better go buy them a sack of hair, chit these days ain't no reason to be bald, unless it's your preference :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Man

    And that's where you CONTINUE to fail at comprehension...sex for women is 90% mental, so it's not really ABOUT the dyck...ever... :shrugs: I had a nikka make me c-um just off what he was saying to me in my ear! If a man knows what he's doing, he can get a woman off with foreplay alone... :coffee:

  • Henny Blaque

    Sooooo, the waters out in our building. My Sup went to the bathroom sat on the toilet said he felt cold air & thought someone was "down there" :huh:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :bye: iHeart

    @Cd ... :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @MAN

    Thanks for answering but wow. That really is a lovely way to view women and what they have to offer sexually. No wonder you get the pussy thrown at you constantly. :coffee:

  • caligirl

    Hershey - What is wrong with you? :rofl: Stop with that gravie :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Hershey

    :wtf: is that in your GRAVIE?! :shocked:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :rofl: @Homecoming friday!

    Gawd those were the days! My daughter dont even do chit like that! She super lame! Now the one under her, :no: she just wont be able to go. Thats "my match."

    I got into so many fights at football games. *sigh* It was only when i started blogging with the Black girls here that I learned this was not the way everyone grew up. :lol: I thought it was the Black girls experience to have to fight a few battles!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bye Heart! :hug:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @FE FE
    "And that’s where you CONTINUE to fail at comprehension…sex for women is 90% mental, so it’s not really ABOUT the dyck…ever… I had a nikka make me c-um just off what he was saying to me in my ear! If a man knows what he’s doing, he can get a woman off with foreplay alone…"
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, we get that. The point is some dyck is better than others for whatever reason.

    All puzzy is good (NOT "EQUAL" BUT "GOOD") on one level or another tho.
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Because it is different. As a female, how hard is it for you to find GOOD DYCK? The kind make you forgive that nigga for forgetting important chit, like your b-day and anniversary and chit? The kind make you accept the fact that he ain’t got no job and chit?

    See, for a dude, ALL PUZZY is good. Let me define “good.” We goin catch a nut regardless. Even if she just lay there and not do anything, we goin catch a nut.

    For a lady, yall ain’t that lucky. The nigga gotta be able to do something. We know this so we know our dycks got some value in comparison to the other niggas that ain’t puttin it down.

    Don’t really matter what yall do tho. UNLESS you suckin that dyck real good. That’s hard to replace… LOL.
    __________________________
    So BERTHA convinced you that you have GOOD DYCK cuz you like banging fat chicks? A dick is a dick females make the sex good! Her being into it!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

    :newpost: is up

  • Yall still crazy

    Man, I disagree, because I've been like splash waterfalls with a dude that possessed a below-average fulfilling dyck. I control my O's, the dyck really doesn't matter, but the man does.

  • I Go There

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I’m saying, many guys say that a woman’s vageen doesn’t make her any more special than the next chick, so why do guys think their dinks are any different?
    ____________________
    Right even EGO with his EGO agrees with you
    _____________________________________________

    I got an EGO but Common sense wins everytime... The only chics I can go back to are the ones that will let ANYBODY come back. The line may be too long for that.

    And All puzzay isnt good puzzay... sure you get a nut but you could do the same with your hand for less problems too.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @HERSHEY

    I was gonna :hugs: you then I saw that Gravi...

    @HENNY

    Who did you flush down your toilet? :hahaha:

  • Yall still crazy

    Henny Blaque says:

    Sooooo, the waters out in our building. My Sup went to the bathroom sat on the toilet said he felt cold air & thought someone was “down there”

    -------------------------
    Call OSHA now yo! #freegetouttaworkpasses

  • Chocolate Diva

    @OTB

    Why the fugg was I at the game like point them out, where they at, what colors they got on. These lil bytches dont know I will gladly rock a orange jump suit for that lil girl. Standing there looking like of the kids in my Aeropostle hoodie. :rofl: :rofl:

  • Hershey

    caligirl says:

    all puzzy aint’ the same

    We talking about puzzy that make you pay the car note late, cause you forgot the birthday and you gotta get a gift.

    The kinda puzzay that make stay home and tell your boyz I’m good.

    The kinda of puzzay that make you tell your ex I go to church now and living right….

    That’s the kinda of Puzzay
    ____________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Kinda puzzay that makes your ex join church to free him from the grip yo puzzay has on him

    Kinda puzzay that makes your ex compare every new bish to yo azz

    :yes: indeedee :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    First mistake, he sat on the toilet.. :huh:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Henny – I just incorporated my fruits in my eating habits. I also eat from a saucer rather than a plate and I fill it up…makes me seem more full and when you do this, you realize you’re eating way too much in the first place! Also, my main drink is water. And since I’ve done this, everything else is too sweet!
    ___________________

    Good for you! :clap:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMFNlXQ_xA&feature=related ELove

    @ALBoy
    :thumbsup: Ain't NO Real Dude worrying about some Other Dude Though :nono:

    @FeFe
    And having MAGIC HANDS can make foreplay Extremely Stimulating-n-Enjoyable for FEMALES Also :coffee:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    LuvMySailor says:

    She doesn’t want DWade’s children because she’s seen that children won’t keep him in a relationship
    ————————–
    Pillow-pet says:

    BINGO!
    _____________________

    You have a point there. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    It was only when i started blogging with the Black girls here that I learned this was not the way everyone grew up. I thought it was the Black girls experience to have to fight a few battles!
    _____________________
    :rofl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @CALI GIRL
    "all puzzy aint’ the same "
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    That's the part you not understanging.

    NO, all puzzy ain't "the same" BUT, it's still "good."
    Even if I had Meagan Goode, I'd still break off Venus Williams.

    Well, actually no, not Venus, but you get the picture.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @ELove

    You actually understand dear sir...your comprehension skills are in tact... :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Standing there looking like of the kids in my Aeropostle hoodie.
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    :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    :dead: Auntie cosigning herself :coffee:

    #thatsmystory

  • OutsidetheBox

    Aeropostle hoodie

    :rofl: :rofl: Cause you know they live in them bishes!

  • Yall still crazy

    Ohhhhhh CD :hahaha:

  • Henny Blaque

    Yall still crazy says:
    Call OSHA now yo! #freegetouttaworkpasses
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    :rofl:

    I started gettin' ready to leave after his comment of thinkin' someone was down there blowin on his nasty four sqaured behind

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    :bye: Iheart. I forgive u I know it was JMO ass :rofl:
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    :no: <--- smh ... and I don't even know what you're talking about

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    :lol: @ Venus foreal bruh :lol: cheatupneverdown :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I got an EGO but Common sense wins everytime… The only chics I can go back to are the ones that will let ANYBODY come back. The line may be too long for that.

    And All puzzay isnt good puzzay… sure you get a nut but you could do the same with your hand for less problems too.
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    I agree with you!

    I don't agree with Mans perspective but Man prolly doesn't even agree with his own perspective

  • Chocolate Diva

    @JMO

    Bringing up the post about my unfortunate weight gain :nono:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @ALBOY

    I can see what you're saying about valuing your own and not worrying about anyone else's. But I think it's too much to assume a woman will always be open to you just because she let you in once. You don't own her or what's between her legs anymore than she owns you or what's between yours. I know that's not what you said but that's what it sounds like to a woman's ears.

  • OSHH

    "Distinguished" usually translates to sexy, the "experienced" part is what's ambiguous LOL

  • Yall still crazy

    CD, did you see what I wrote about your kit kat wrappers that day :ashamed:
    :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Henny, I'm not joking :nono:

    You can not be forced to work in an unsafe (unhealthy) environment.

    Go to the bathroom, guess what you can't wash your hands, now what???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=related ALBoy

    @ Yso i understand what youre saying and you understand what Im saying so no need to cancel any lemoranges :coffee:

  • Henny Blaque

    Yall still crazy says:

    Henny, I’m not joking

    You can not be forced to work in an unsafe (unhealthy) environment.

    Go to the bathroom, guess what you can’t wash your hands, now what???
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    Oh wow didnt think about that because I refuse to use those restrooms at anytime. I just wait until I get home. Too many nasty mofos up in here.

    But from what I understand you cant use the toilets at all, & its been a couple of weeks so why he was in there I dont know.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :lol: @AL

    Okay. And I am enjoying those socks. The boys think they're the best pjs they've ever worn. :thumbsup:

  • Destinee

    She got her own stuff, she doesn't need Dwayne or children to make her feel more secure with herself. What is wrong with that?

  • mimi08

    I think it's pretty darn stupid of her to admit to the public that she is unsure if she wants kids, and be dating a guy with kids! If I was that guy, it's a requirement that you want kids if you want me! His kids are still pretty small, so I think once you start dating someone with kids, you are a mother in a sense....I'm a gabby fan, and I absolutely cannot believe she said that.

  • mimi08

    Now it makes me look at D. Wade like what are you doing! Really, you dating a woman that don't know if she wants kids, and he got awarded custody of his children, which means, she will be around them kids...I'm not questioning gabriel, but it certainly makes me look at Dwayne Wade like he's weak, because what man that looks his kids would even date a woman who is unsure if she wants to be "bothered" with kids. I don't get it.

  • mimi08

    And why do bloggers on this site talk about every darn thing put the post! 400 and some comments and 99 percent of them be about something else?!

  • trenee

    i know people in her situation, and i completely understand how she feels. if it's not for you, it's not for you. i don't think she is saying she doesn't want to have the responsibility for herself, but I don't think that it means she doesn't like his or wouldn't "assist" with his. Although he has custody, they do also still have a mother.