It is difficult for a narcissist with her own media empire to admit failure. But Oprah Winfrey, 58, did just that on Monday when she told Katie Couric that she made a mistake launching her OWN Network.

Oprah, who ended her syndicated television show's successful run at 25 years because a dying boy told her to, is struggling to accept defeat when she's spent the last 25 years winning.

Therapists often advise their stressed out patients to communicate with their younger selves in order to comfort and nurture them. Embracing your inner child is a method that some therapists teach to their patients who are on the verge of nervous breakdowns because of their intense feelings of inadequacy.

So Oprah wrote a letter to herself back when she was the youngest and first black female television reporter at Nashville's WLAC-TV.

"Dear beautiful, brown-skinned girl," she begins in her letter which is published in this month's issue of O magazine.

"You're proud of yourself for getting the job," she writes about her new job at the station. "But uncertain you'll be able to manage all your college classes before 1 and arrive at the station by 1:30 for a full day's work."

By writing to her younger self, Oprah reminds herself of the tenacity and drive to succeed that was evident in her even back then.

Oprah also talks to her younger self about the man in her life, one "Bubba".

"Even so, your biggest concern is how to manage your love life with Bubba," she writes. "Yes, you are dating someone named Bubba."

Recalling that she had taken him to tour her workplace that day, Oprah remembered that, though she was a college student, she was proud of her important new position. But Bubba seemed unimpressed because he was in fact intimidated by her success.

She writes: "You don't know this, though, because you can only see yourself through his eyes."

"A lesson you will have to learn again and again: to see yourself with your OWN eyes, to love yourself with your OWN heart."

Oprah might as well be writing a chapter in a self-help book on narcissism. Because narcissists have no problem seeing themselves through their own eyes. The problem comes in when you ask them to step outside of themselves and to see themselves as the world sees them.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    It was a sweet letter. I hate jealous a** men.

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    is her magazine more of a journal or what?... Don't get me wrong. I love me some Oprah but um... I just don't get it.

  • http://www.nowcasting.com/nasirrahim Nasir Rahim

    MY BEAUTIFUL BROWN SKIN QUEEN!! SOUNDS LIKE INDIA ARIE LOL

  • NaijaGal

    she must not be a narcissist if she can admit fault sandra

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    AWW MY SUNKISS GENIA WROTE SOMTHING LIKE THIS ON HER FB AND IT WAS BEEUTIFUL!! :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    oooooooooooooooooooo i wanna photoshop myself like that too

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    Where is Gail? does she or has she had a boyfriend? or being Oprah's friend fulfilling enough ?

  • yallcrazy

    I've never read it @Ashland :shrug:

    Naija, I thought that it was humbling, to say what she did...

    :waves: ZoeB

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    Oh yeah, I like her hair, nice and thick,.. sorta reminds me of mine... but mine is natural :tea: lol

  • SAUCEY82

    REPOST SINCE FOLKS LEFT THE OTHER POST

    SAUCEY82 says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    SAUCEY82 says:

    SOMEONE AT WORK ADVISED ME IF I WAS TO DRINK WATER WITH ICE CUBES IN IT I CAN BURN UP TO 700 CALORIES..

    SR FAMILY PLEASE ADVISE ON THIS MATTER ….LOL
    ————————-
    I think its the whooole your body uses energy to warm your body hence expending calories…

    _____________________________________________

    :wtf:

    :huh:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Is Bubba Gayle King cause her gum line make me want to watch Forest Gump over and over I just hear Bubba talking bout shrimps

  • yallcrazy

    :steer: Frenchie

    I "heard" yall kicked it!!! :)

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    to see yourself with your OWN eyes, to love yourself with your OWN heart.”

    -------
    And your OWN index finger (flicks ligher) gone Ms. Sophia

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    @yallcrazy , my granny used to subscribe to that boring mess years ago. I used to cut out the pages and use it for projects. There were always a lot of pictures in it. I think I got an A in art thanks to Oprah,.. :tea:

  • KyCakes

    Not many people can admit when they're wrong or made a bad decision.

    Yes, it failed, but she wouldn't have known otherwise...

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Where is Gail? does she or has she had a boyfriend? or being Oprah’s friend fulfilling enough ?

    I'm thinking gail probably pays for sex like tasha mack, because I aint never seen her with a man and tyler perry dont count..

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    French KI$$E$ says:

    oooooooooooooooooooo i wanna photoshop myself like that too

    -----------
    So you wanna look like Miss Spohia and Ms Mattie from Women of brewster Place??

  • KyCakes

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    Is Bubba Gayle King cause her gum line make me want to watch Forest Gump over and over I just hear Bubba talking bout shrimps
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    Shrimp salad
    Shrimp sandwich
    Shrimp kabob
    etc....

    :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    Shrimp soup, shrimp sausage, shrimp kabobs, shrimp souffle, shrimp cookies, shrimp jumbolaya, shrimp gumbo, shrimp scampi, shrimp lasagna
    :lol:
    :dead:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    And your OWN index finger (flicks ligher) gone Ms. Sophia

    I hate youuuuuuu!:rofl:

  • Iheart

    :whistle:
    Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
    The reasons that we fear
    our feelings a-won't disappear

    Oooh! And- after the love game has been played
    All our illusions were just a parade
    And all the reasons start to fade

  • NaijaGal

    @yallcray I completely agree...I adore me some Oprah

  • KyCakes

    mizzdallas says:

    Where is Gail? does she or has she had a boyfriend? or being Oprah’s friend fulfilling enough ?

    I’m thinking gail probably pays for sex like tasha mack, because I aint never seen her with a man and tyler perry dont count..
    ----------------------------------------------------------------
    What about the rumor tha her and Fiddy were gettin' it in?

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @YALLC :steer: "we" sure did you missed out :danban:

    #nocliqueshyt

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    DAWN :waiting: WHY U AINT ANSWER ME ON TWITTER TWAT?? :cry:

  • KDub

    Is Bubba the one who got her to smoke crack? Did she tell her younger self to not smoke rock?

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    @mizzdallas, I was actually alluding to the rumors that her and Gail were lesbuns, Sandra has posted it many times before. I somehow am just starting to believe it.. I wonder if Oprah like younger women. I still have a few years of college to get through.. :tea:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Oprah is my hair she-ro! :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Oprah will be alright. I neither love nor hate her. I think she does more good with what she has than most would in her position though. :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    Ashland, well this Granny over here, has been a faithful Enquirer subcriber all my life!

    That's how I know when stuff is true :ashamed: If it comes out in there, just wait till 2-3 months later, & Bam-there is in in the reg news.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :hahaha: @TWITTER TWAT

    are you calling her a twat or calling twitter "twitter twat"

  • candibfly

    oprah is accomplished, yes...but something about her annoys me. i rarely watched her show, except for the favorite things episodes and i longed to be in the audience for one of those :crying:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    @kycakes

    What about the rumor tha her and Fiddy were gettin’ it in?

    I love me some fiddy but I doubt he getting it in with oprah lady lover

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    @yallcrazy, well exactly how old are you?

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Gail's letter to her younger self:

    Dear Slick ass little girl:
    "HI FIVE" and :thumbsup: for jumping on the muthafuking Oprah's Kiss ass wagon early and hanging on for dear life!"
    Your plans on stressing that bitch out by filling her head with the bright idea of buying a network worked wonders! She should die of stress soon and then we rich Bitch!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Not a fan of hers either - imo she sold out and it didn't work for her!

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    French KI$$E$ says:

    @TWITTER TWAT

    are you calling her a twat or calling twitter “twitter twat”

    ---------
    She talking bout my patty

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    shrimp lasagna
    ______________________

    *licks lips* mmmmmmmmm i've never had is it good?

    *rubs tummy*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    FRENCH NOT HER TWAT!! **CLUTCHES PEARL** TWITTER

  • yallcrazy

    hush Frenchie :chase: :lol:

    I'm ready for a new topic :coffee: #onlychildshyt

  • Iheart

    Been :waiting: for @Frenchie to give me her WWF name :mad: :rollseyes:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DAWN WHY U AINT ANSWER ME ON TWITTER TWAT??
    --------
    What cho twitter name is? I be trying to keep up

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ WUT

    :rofl:

  • KDub

    I read the letter. I did not see that she told her 21yo self to not smoke crack. I mean I speed read it so it coulda been in there but I didn't see it.

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    @mizzdallas, I was actually alluding to the rumors that her and Gail were lesbuns, Sandra has posted it many times before. I somehow am just starting to believe it.. I wonder if Oprah like younger women. I still have a few years of college to get through..

    I have always believe that they had sexual encounters but because oprah is a narcissist she will not allow herself to come out the closet

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    French KI$$E$ says:

    shrimp lasagna
    ______________________

    *licks lips* mmmmmmmmm i’ve never had is it good?

    *rubs tummy*

    ---------
    pend on who make it...

  • The Makeup Maven

    <--- FORGOT OPRAH LOVES THE LADIES!

    *dialing up Oprah ratt now*

    All those hard years of working 'bouta FINALLY pay off

    I'M RICH BIOTCH! :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    DAWN.. lakerschica_87 and im :waiting: DANG IT!

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    OWN has motivated KDUB and I to write a letter.. half braille and half Sheenglish... let me know when you ready KDUB

  • yallcrazy

    Ashland,was fifteen twenty years ago :coffee:

    Frenchie, I just made that up! :rofl: I bet it would be scrumpious though! I can't eat shellfish :wail:

  • Iheart

    :whistle:
    On a perfect day I know that I can count on you.
    When that's not possible tell me can you weather the storm

    Cause I need somebody who will stand by me
    Through the good times and bad times
    She will always, always be right there

    Sunny days- everybody loves them.
    Tell me baby, can you stand the rain
    Storms will come this we know for sure
    Can you stand the rain

    Love unconditional I'm not asking just of you.
    And, girl to make it last I'll do whatever needs to be done.

    But I need somebody who will stand by me.
    When it's tough she won't run.
    She will always be right there for me.

    My Pandora jammin today "shakebutt:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    KDUB :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    If Oprah was gay she'd have come out by now. She done told just about everything else about herself, why hold that one thing back? :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    :pigsfly:

    Iheart, I was jamming to your song up there, BUT that gravi yo :karate: :rofl:

  • candibfly

    i was fifteen, six years ago :coffee:

  • KDub

    EYE am ready @Dawn

    ::: ...: : : ::::::::: .......::::::.....::::.....
    :::::::............::::::::::........::::....:::
    ...::::::....::::::.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @YSo

    Ion think Oprah is gay, but I do think she bi-secshul... :yes:

  • yallcrazy

    Sounds good, right twin :yes:

    :lol:

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    wait oprah smoked crack?

  • yallcrazy

    Kdub, don't forget the translation too. Pls&Thx...

  • The Makeup Maven

    Did she say sheenglish! :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @ALBoy
    Come get YO HO... Uhh Ummm I MEAN YOUR Future WIFE (She's LOSING IT Though...) :lol:

  • Iheart

    @Yall, that is one of them famous Decatur flavas Sandra always talmbout :yes:

    :pigsfly:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DAWN.. lakerschica_87 and im DANG IT!

    ----------
    Tweet me... ion see it.. you know I'll make it up to you the long way :)

  • yallcrazy

    Now Ashland, how old are you? :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    DAWN IM ON IT :pc:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Fiddy don' fcked EERRY'BODY didn't he??? Why WOMENS don't be leery of MEN who don' got 'roun in the industry?? Fo' tha life of me i'll NEVER know! :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    Ohhh AND For The Record:
    THERE Are NO 21 year old SR Posters (Amongst Us Though...) :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Now Ashland, how old are you?
    _____________________
    Im so sleepy today

  • yallcrazy

    Iheart are you challenging me to a pig off? My pig's been working out (flex-belt), and she.ain't.no.joke...YO :coffee:

    :pigsfly: .....ping...... *air dust trails*

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    dawn done!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Tatted

    IKR! I mean, Vivica, Ciara, Gayle, and Floyd...I mean dude done had all kinds of encounters! :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    elove im 21 :coffee: #liesanddreams

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    KDub says:

    EYE am ready @Dawn

    ::: …: : : ::::::::: …….::::::…..::::…..
    :::::::…………::::::::::……..::::….:::
    …::::::….::::::.

    ---------
    Massa says I's isn't posed too's be readin but if I's could's read's this too's er bodies: She black as tar, nappy-headed, got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women's disease

    disclaimer: Do not read in you Tiny voice although similar dilect.

  • KDub

    Translation as I wait for Sheenglish to get her letter ready.
    ----------------------------------------------------

    This is the awesome Mr. Wonder. I don't even know what CHANNEL OWN comes on. Even if I COULD see I would not watch it. Does she have a letter to write to Ms. Sophia 2009? Since she writing letters to her younger self she need to write Fantasia one.

  • yallcrazy

    69

    ELove says:

    Ohhh AND For The Record:
    THERE Are NO 21 year old SR Posters (Amongst Us Though…)
    :coffee:
    ---------------------------
    That may be true, BUT there's a fungus among us :lol: #aintmyfault :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    MY Peach
    Yous really NEED To check Your "Requests" list Though Baby :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    <----is fukking UP these 'naners and scrawberries with Stevia sprinkled on top!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Vivica, Ciara, Gayle, and Floyd…I mean dude done << :rofl:

  • Iheart

    :whistle:

    I used to go out to paaaartaaaays
    And stand around
    'Cause I was too nervous
    To really get down

    And my body yearned to be free
    So I got up on the floor and found
    Someone to choose me
    No more standin' along the side walls
    Now I've got myself together, baby
    And I'm havin' a ball
    Long as you prove it
    There's always a chance
    Somebody watches
    I'm gonna make romance

    With your body, ooo baby, you dance all night
    Get down and prove it, feel all right

    Keep on dancin'
    Got to give it up

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    ELove says:

    Ohhh AND For The Record:
    THERE Are NO 21 year old SR Posters (Amongst Us Though…)

    -----
    Yes it is brother big tiny little fat hands... I am 21ish

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    ELOVE... IM ON IT.. TAKES ME A MIN THO.. :ashamed:

  • KDub

    :pigsfly: cause me and DAWN on the SAME fuggin page. GOOOOOOOOOOODBYE I can't BREEVE.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    KDub says:

    Translation as I wait for Sheenglish to get her letter ready.
    —————————————————-

    This is the awesome Mr. Wonder. I don’t even know what CHANNEL OWN comes on. Even if I COULD see I would not watch it. Does she have a letter to write to Ms. Sophia 2009? Since she writing letters to her younger self she need to write Fantasia one.

    _____________

    :hahaha:

  • yallcrazy

    *waits for Fantasia's response letter, read by twon*

    #wewantmore :lol:

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ WUT
    -------------
    Shhhhh! not so loud.. she may yank our funding! come lets giggle in the :kona: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @TATTED can you please make me a shrimp lasagna? thank you

    @yallc :pigsfly: that's too bad more for me :popcorn:

    @iheart :waiting: ? when did you ask me missy?
    if i recall i asked you many moons ago and I got no reply :(

    so I ask again what is yours?

    @candi placing my order for baked cookies need them by 4pm (dessert time)

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Fe! No you didn't say Floyd! :rofl:

    YOU FA'GOT Olivia AND Mannie! :coffee:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    ok,so I'm deliriously sleep deprived today. I wet my hair and put leave in conditioner in it and pulled it back with a head band and I just saw myself in the mirror.Why would these people let me work like this today? I scared my damn self!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @FeFe (Comment #73)
    But He LUVS the Last ONE Yous mentioned (The BEST-EST Though...) :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    *makes my FRENCH SILK PIE shrimp lasagna*

    :biggrin:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    *AHEM*

    I HATE DAWN. I HATE KDUB. THAT IS ALL. :dead: & :ghost:

  • yallcrazy

    :lol: I ain't say nothing about not eating, I said "flex-belting" :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    @yall :wave:

  • KDub

    *waits for Fantasia’s response letter, read by twon*
    --------------------------------------
    Gone head @Dawn.....you fuggin NUTCASE

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Frenchy

    :2dance:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Awww, O's letter was sweet to huhself...I writes to me all the time

    *Get gas
    *Unleaded
    *les you be walkin...again
    *floss, brush, rinse, spit...neva, EVA swallow, no matter how much orange he say he ate
    *wear clean panny drawers...not cause of accident, cause I might get lucky
    *keep buying monistat n greasin' yo scalp with it, pretty soon won't need that remy
    *keep plenty of fabuloso in the microwave set on high for a hour or so, freshens up the house
    *Nair for them wild puzzy hairs, add a lil monistat for traction

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Gypsy

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    KDUB :rofl: DAWN UR TWITTER TWAT GIVES ME LIFE!!

  • yallcrazy

    Keep it down with all that yelling Yso :lol: and rest in peace and ish :rofl:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    yallcrazy says:

    *waits for Fantasia’s response letter, read by twon*

    #wewantmore

    Please kdub can you call twon at his babymamas bailbond place and get a statement please and thank-you so kindly!!

  • I Go There

    So whats the plan for tonight...

    :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    Yes it is brother big tiny little fat hands… I am 21ish
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl:

  • NaijaGal

    Oprah did give Fantasia a huge opportunity to which Fantasia said _I_ you :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @ELove

    I know...there's a special place in his :heart: for Money Mayweather... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @Dawn
    AND Yous ALSO Claims to be SEXXY-n-INNOCENT Too !!! :blink:

    I've SEEN Enough Pics Sooo I'll give you "The Sexxy" Though :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @yallc you said you don't eat shellfish did you not? or allergic? too lazy to scroll back up!

  • Iheart

    Hates Dawn and that damn Kdub :ghost:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <--- DISTURVVVED BY HERSHEY'S GRAVI! :no:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    iheart that's the JAM!!!!!!!!!!!! :shakebutt:

    Happy Belated burfdae Marvin!!!

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    KDub says:

    *waits for Fantasia’s response letter, read by twon*
    ————————————–
    Gone head @Dawn…..you fuggin NUTCASE

    ---------
    Kicks of shoes...

    Checks for Antuwn wife... BRB

  • The Makeup Maven

    Where the fck is Al-Boogie??? :thinking:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    ELOVE I :cosign: THAT FUKN DAWN IS HAAWT SEESSY!

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    ok,so I’m deliriously sleep deprived today. I wet my hair and put leave in conditioner in it and pulled it back with a head band and I just saw myself in the mirror.Why would these people let me work like this today? I scared my damn self!

    we all done have jacked up hair days!!! :lolol:

  • KDub

    Please kdub can you call twon at his babymamas bailbond place and get a statement please and thank-you so kindly!!
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    I vote that we ALL call Free Yourself Bail Bonds....please hold for the number please. :pc:

  • KyCakes

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Tatted

    IKR! I mean, Vivica, Ciara, Gayle, and Floyd…I mean dude done had all kinds of encounters!
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    :dead: @Floyd

  • yallcrazy

    Frenchie, I can't yo :no: :wail:

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    off topic Ga schools are so sorry, well Spalding county. I went to go pick up my transcripts, and I was like hmm I wonder what my middle schools grades are like. how about someone with the same name as me, but there middle name is spelled different not to mention that they are WHITE they put there info in mine, so I will never know what my middle school grades were like. they are so SORRY ugh .lol i should question these high school grades....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Hershey

    *floss, brush, rinse, spit…neva, EVA swallow, no matter how much orange he say he ate
    ___________
    :dead:

    Actually the fruit that helps this issue out is pineapples... :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @elovah :hug:

    @fefe :2dance: hello pretty lady

  • Iheart

    adds Hershey to my hate list :rofl:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :rofl: at kdub & dawn!!!

  • KyCakes

    Ok y'all. I waited long enough to post this ratchetness..

    Nicki Minaj's latest album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, hits stores in the U.S. on Tuesday. To prepare our readers for the album (which is not getting the best reviews), HuffPost Entertainment listened to every single song in one sitting and wrote down the lines that stood out. (For a track-by-track preview, head over to The Boombox.)

    Ahead, the 19 most laughable:

    1. "I am the ultimate Svengali, you b-----s can't even spell that." - "Roman Holiday"

    2. "Quack quack to a duck and a chicken too / Put the hyena in a freakin' zoo!" - "Roman Holiday"

    3. "When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna / Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna." - "Come on a Cone"

    4. "My ice is so cold, it should come on a cone." - "Come on a Cone"

    5. "If you weren't so ugly, I'd put my d--k in your face / (singing) D--k in your face, Put my d--k in your face, yeah." - "Come on a Cone"

    6. "Hit up Hot Topic, Nicki Minaj hoodies / I'm a Brand bitch I'm a BRAND." - "I Am Your Leader"

    7. "N----s move weight and sell but live in Hoboken," - "I Beez In the Trap"

    8. "Superbowl; Grammys / What a hell of a jammie!" - "HOV Lane"

    9. "It ain't your split game, it's your d--k game." - "Right by My Side"

    10. "Starships were meant to fly." - "Starships"

    11. "Hey, you, jump in this ride / It's real nice, and slippery inside." - "Whip It"

    12. "Bring the bill, Ri-ri-ri-ri-ring the bill / Br-bri-bri-bri-bring the bill, Bri-bri-bring the bill" - "Automatic" (Ed. note: Dubstep!)

    13. "I see you in here dancing / Your preview is quite romantic." - "Beautiful Sinner"

    14. "I didn't know that bad could look so good / You are the type of bad that feels so good." - "Beautiful Sinner"

    15. "Is this how Marilyn Monroe felt? (felt felt felt) / Must be how Marilyn Monroe felt (felt felt felt)" - "Marilyn Monroe" (Ed. note: Is this a Katy Perry song?).

    16. "This is a sickening joke that you play with my emotions / And so I pray you burn in hell and you never find the ocean!" - "Fire Burns"

    17. "Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski / But no relation to Roman Polanski." - "Stupid Hoe"

    18. "Ice my wrist-es then I piss on b-----s / You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes." - "Stupid Hoe"

    19. "You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho." - "Stupid Hoe"

    Thoughts?
    Jacked from HuffPo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    soooooooooo more for me :popcorn:

    :lol:

    c'mere :hug:

  • Iheart

    Fe's a freak :lol: Pinapples huh :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @Tatted
    So, So... So I THOUGHT Yous was Over laughing Bout MY Birth-Defects Though :nono:

    SHAME ON You Though... :coffee:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    ahfiohanefihakdnfiadha;iac
    ajdfajkdbajdbjakdfb
    jabdfalbfaldfaljdfb
    adfnadfnadijfajdfnadifh
    andfandva;dhvjnaoifhadiv;dnv
    abdjvba;dbadjibvabdfa;d
    adnvaodbfadbfa;dfahsdfba;d

    Loov,
    Tasia
    (the letter got mysteriously sent to me)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    TATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

    YOU ARE THEE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    :kiss:

  • yallcrazy

    I vote that we ALL call Free Yourself Bail Bonds….please hold for the number please.

    :banned: <--stamp says I'M IN!!!!

    :rofl:

  • KDub

    If you need a bail bond call (704) 421-1699 for professional bail bonding services 24/hrs day, 7 days a week.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    :offtopic: Rihanna hoodwinked us

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    Looks at Iheart's gravi

    :coffee: looks like somebody hasn't learned yet...
    (either that or enjoys my :spank:)

    You'se about to get a lick for every dollar on that chile's head...

  • KyCakes

    :ghost: @Fe puttin' us on to the proper fruit for yummy man juice....

  • Iheart

    @Frenchie, Ima tell jmo to tell you my WWF name :yes:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Hershey

    *floss, brush, rinse, spit…neva, EVA swallow, no matter how much orange he say he ate
    ___________

    Actually the fruit that helps this issue out is pineapples
    __________________________________________

    Edits list to say swalla if say he been eatin some pineapples, but them erngs... :nono:

    Oh yeah, close eyes when in the kneeling position, that one eyed bastid, be spitting mad fast sometimes son

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @KY #124

    suddenly i feel dumb

  • KDub

    Antwaun L. Cook

    Owner/Bondsman

    Telephone: 704.421.1699 Fax: 704.919.5591

    antwaun @ freeyourselfbailbonds . com

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    Frenchie-BABY !!! :kiss: :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    pineaple..hmmmm :think:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    KDUB DAWN UR TWITTER TWAT GIVES ME LIFE!!

    -------------
    I see nothing... is you poking me on fb? Nevertheless @DawnSheen

  • yallcrazy

    Ky :karate:

    :rofl:

  • Iheart

    :waves: @ Wut :biggrin: I told you i like to be :spank:

  • KyCakes

    gypsyeyes says:

    ahfiohanefihakdnfiadha;iac
    ajdfajkdbajdbjakdfb
    jabdfalbfaldfaljdfb
    adfnadfnadijfajdfnadifh
    andfandva;dhvjnaoifhadiv;dnv
    abdjvba;dbadjibvabdfa;d
    adnvaodbfadbfa;dfahsdfba;d

    Loov,
    Tasia
    (the letter got mysteriously sent to me)
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    You'se a lie, Gypsy.....

    'Tasia don't know what a semicolon is.... :no:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    If you need a bail bond call (704) 421-1699 for professional bail bonding services 24/hrs day, 7 days a week.

    why I wrote the number down on a sticky pad... #ICant :rofl:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    KDub says:

    Antwaun L. Cook

    Owner/Bondsman

    Telephone: 704.421.1699 Fax: 704.919.5591

    antwaun @ freeyourselfbailbonds . com

    -----------
    Unless he free Boosie... I ain't buying.. no matter how many times he upgrade Fantashia phone.

  • SAUCEY82

    what did I miss :popcorn:

  • yallcrazy

    it's ringing

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Iheart

    That's only information that I've heard... :coffee:

    But yes, if your man eats a lot of pineapples and drinks pineapple juice then ummm yeah... :wink:

    :dead: as FUKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! at gypsy :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    @IHEART sounds like a plan :yes:

    who's better YOU or JMO :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    (adds HERSHEY and GYPSY to my Hate List)

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    KyCakes says:

    ——————————————————————-
    You’se a lie, Gypsy…..

    ‘Tasia don’t know what a semicolon is….
    ----------
    Ain't that what you get cleaned to lose wait? Like with a hose 3 for $75 to poop?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    :spank:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    @kycakes

    thanks for the afternoon laughs I can just imagine the comments section of the huffington post!!! nicki fraud is a delusional bunny rabbit!

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    yallcrazy says:

    it’s ringing

    -----------
    Pete's pool hall, 8 ball speaking

  • KyCakes

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    KyCakes says:

    ——————————————————————-
    You’se a lie, Gypsy…..

    ‘Tasia don’t know what a semicolon is….
    ———-
    Ain’t that what you get cleaned to lose wait? Like with a hose 3 for $75 to poop?
    ------------------------------------------------------------------
    :yes: :lol:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    @ KY that hoe is a stupid hoe, and so are her followers for buying that dumb ish

  • Iheart

    @Fe, I've heard that too :yes: and if that don't work, Brown's fruit roll-up does... So I've heard :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    even :dead: -er at KyCakes pointing out the fact that 'Tasia don't know NUFFIN' 'bout no dayum semi-colons....

  • yallcrazy

    He is such a loser yo! :rofl:
    It's his own voice on his business line :rofl: trying to sound flirtatious IMO

    Who does that? Oh, never mind....

    Good thing fannie mae doesn't know what we're talmbout :lol:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Those are not semicolons, that's what she puts when she takes a pause!

  • KyCakes

    mizzdallas says:

    @kycakes

    thanks for the afternoon laughs I can just imagine the comments section of the huffington post!!! nicki fraud is a delusional bunny rabbit!
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    I snorted, wiped a tear AND hollered.

    The alabaster's are going crazy in there.... :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    y'all got me over here DYING at my desk laughing!

    I gotta get some WERK done but I just read that Smurfette is calling the fukking number!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ghost:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    yallcrazy says:

    it’s ringing

    did he answer the phone???

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ ELove - I had to laff. The only time you notice me is when I'm laffin' at'chu! It was really for you! :kiss:

  • yallcrazy

    *voicemail :lol:

  • Iheart

    @Frenchy Is that :spank: for MOI * bats lashes*

  • yallcrazy

    Imma retry now :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Iheart

    I've done the fruit roll-up thang a few times....hubby LUBS it! :yes:

  • Ty

    I just think she should have taken a new approach with the network. I have yet to tune in to OWN. Her network should have been more diverse and catered to everybody like her show did for 25yrs. I made a point not to watch when she added Rosie :nono: I cant stand that wide back heffa. However, she could have revamped some old shows like Friends and Living Single. People loved these shows back in the day and it would've been a step away from the Reality Takeover. It just so many avenues that she could have tapped into. Let me get my resume together...where is Yall? We going to see Oprah :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Is smurfette REALLY calling the numba??? :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @KY

    Nicki's a joke. A bad one.

  • yallcrazy

    He answered!

  • yallcrazy

    Talking to him now

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ ELove – I had to laff. The only time you notice me is when I’m laffin’ at’chu! It was really for you!
    --------
    dont pay brother finger toes any mind...

  • The Makeup Maven

    Is Hershey ignoring me???? :thinking:

  • yallcrazy

    A bunhc of uhhh unn

  • Iheart

    :dead: @ Yall, What he say :popcorn: Better yet, what did YOU say :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    :casket:

    Is SMURFETTE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? :wail:

  • yallcrazy

    :dead:

    And he ended our call with a "yes, maam"

    :rofl:

  • Ty

    :offtopic: Did anyone read Tyler Perrys Open Letter? He was racially profiled and APD had him helmed up over the weekend until they found out it was Tyler

    *SMDH

  • Iheart

    @Fe, Mine did too :yes:

  • Vanguard Reese

    I can't breeve I thought y'all we're playing about Twon having a bail bond company.. I googled that ish and pulled up his LinkedIn page :dead: :casket:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Tatted

    How was that 'nilla shake? :lol:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Antwon ringback tone on Fantasia's phone is:

    B A B Y P A P A! And she one upped Mary J cause she just signed a contract with Maury to sing that song on all his DNA episodes. Everytime a test is positive she is gonna come out bare feeted(lol) with a velvetten catsuit and freeze curls! She likes those too...

  • The Makeup Maven

    <--- I JUST CALLED THE NUMBER AND A DUDE ANSWERED!

    :ghost:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    YALL!! :dead:

    Oh my...I can't...

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    yallcrazy says:

    Talking to him now

    :dead:

  • KyCakes

    YSoSrs says:

    @KY

    Nicki’s a joke. A bad one.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    It's embarrassing.

    I have to watch what she does through open fingers over my eyes, cause I feel embarrassed FOR her....

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Moi ignore Tatted...neva! My gravi has a right to show her muffin topS, hell it's hot outside and she's trying to tan her midsectionS :shakebutt:

  • Iheart

    :dead: @Gypy and bare feeted :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE -

    I'm sucking on it ratt now!

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    gypsyeyes says:

    Antwon ringback tone on Fantasia’s phone is:

    B A B Y P A P A! And she one upped Mary J cause she just signed a contract with Maury to sing that song on all his DNA episodes. Everytime a test is positive she is gonna come out bare feeted(lol) with a velvetten catsuit and freeze curls! She likes those too…

    ___________

    With sweaty armpits and ashy toes and spit gathered in the corners of her mouth...

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    I just read up on the GAY or STAY and ummmm where is the nearest place whre I can become a NUN anybody :shrug: or maybe I will become a Eunuch, :thinking: yea I know it may be for men but oh well

  • KyCakes

    "ghost: <-------- Dying slowly @YALL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @Tatted
    Yous just a Complete MESS Though Baby :lol: :kiss:

  • The Makeup Maven

    WHY...HERSHEY...MAKE...ME...SPILL...MY...NILA...BK...SHAKE....

    :wail:

  • Vanguard Reese

    @Ty, yeah I read TP's letter what really caught my attention was the part where he was talking about the two guys that went missing in FL and were last seen with a sheriff deputy. I did some research and that deputy definitely did something to those guys.

  • yallcrazy

    Him: Hello

    Me: Hi, I am calling to see exactly what you offer. What services?

    Him: Ummm uhh, if you don't know then I probably cannot help you uhhhh

    Me: Well, I know what a bailbondman is, however I am in (city) and we don't have those up here, but my friend down there needs someone like you.

    Him: Well uuummmm I uhhh am not available now, but I can give you another number to call.

    Me: Yes, please do so, let me get a pen:

    Him: 704.........

    Me: Well, I've got it and thank you so much

    Him: Yes, uhhhh uumm yes ma'am

    ______________
    He was nice and gentlemanly (in his defense) :lol:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    I just read up on the GAY or STAY and ummmm where is the nearest place whre I can become a NUN anybody or maybe I will become a Eunuch, yea I know it may be for men but oh well

    ----------
    I got a aut named Eunice I feel u

  • I Go There

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Hershey

    *floss, brush, rinse, spit…neva, EVA swallow, no matter how much orange he say he ate
    ___________

    Actually the fruit that helps this issue out is pineapples…
    ____________________________

    *Eats another pineapple

    Thats Right

  • The Makeup Maven

    I TOLD THE DUDE I HAD THE WRONG NUMBA!

    :lol:

  • Ms.Fashion

    Iheart says:

    Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
    The reasons that we fear
    our feelings a-won’t disappear

    Oooh! And- after the love game has been played
    All our illusions were just a parade
    And all the reasons start to fade

    _______________

    :whistle:

    Ba a bayyy :rofl:

    And...

    Oprah had to admit failure because it was so evident.

    That's all I got. I'm out :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    So is he a one man shop and why do he sound like Fantasia on the voicemail? Does anyone else ever laugh out loud when the song by Jhud and Fantasia comes on.. Fanny's 'introduce' is about as trifling as Mary's 'secretary'

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— I JUST CALLED THE NUMBER AND A DUDE ANSWERED!

    _________________________________________________

    Was it Silky?

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Elove :kiss:

    :biggrin:

  • Anna

    gypsyeyes says:

    ok,so I’m deliriously sleep deprived today. I wet my hair and put leave in conditioner in it and pulled it back with a head band and I just saw myself in the mirror.Why would these people let me work like this today? I scared my damn self!
    ~~~~~~~
    :lol: They should not have expected you to come in after all that driving.
    I'm sorry about your loss and how you felt "Bobby Browned". That was rotten, glad to know your son knew better.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA @NikkeMinxx

    @Tatted, that's he aint answer for me?

  • KDub

    I BEEN called the ish way back in DEC when I toldchall and posted it! And then Necole Bishie gonna post on it in like Feb like the ish was new. HEFFA you was lurking on this site and reading comments. GTFOH.

    But I called and said congrats on your new son back in Dec he said thanks and we hung up. I also sent him an eCard to say congrats. To his email

  • brownskin A.K.A Creamy

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    I just read up on the GAY or STAY and ummmm where is the nearest place whre I can become a NUN anybody or maybe I will become a Eunuch, yea I know it may be for men but oh well

    ———-
    I got a aut named Eunice I feel u

    ________________________________________________________

    this is sad forreal thats why i dont like to date let along sleep around :no: If they say the media is just to scare you, then I AM SCARED :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Smurfette

    You talked to 'Twaun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

  • Iheart

    Wait, Why Gypy feel Bobby Browned :popcorn:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— I JUST CALLED THE NUMBER AND A DUDE ANSWERED!

    _________________________________________________

    Was it Silky?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    FCK & YOU BIG BRO...FCK & YOU! :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    He didn't answer professionally though, no company name, yall know that on one of his verizon's :rofl:

    Somebody tweet that fool yo! :hahaha:

  • SAUCEY82

    Why is my supervisor trying to have all us go out. Like really?? Trying to go the the movie " Think Like a Man". talking about Our side it too small for us not to be close..... :wtf:

    Um I come here for a check thats it thats all. I dont really want to see the faces I do while i'm here, so best believe I dont want to see them when i'm off!!
    :mad:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    @NikkeMinxx Hey lover

  • KDub

    And he ended our call with a “yes, maam”
    -------------------------
    He's southern. I can see him doing that.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI Feline Feminine

    @Sir

    So you know all 'bout dem pineapples huh? :coffee: :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Nikke - He said "hello" and I said "Ummmmmmmmm, I think I have the wrong numba!" and he said "unnhuh!"

    :lol:

  • Iheart

    :whistle:
    'Cause every time I close my eyes
    I think of you
    And no matter what the season nears
    I still love you
    With all my heart
    And I wanna be with you
    Wherever you are

    I only think of you on two occasions
    That's day and night
    I'd go for broke if I could be with you
    Only you can make it right

  • yallcrazy

    Feline Feminine says:

    @Smurfette

    You talked to ‘Twaun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    --------------------------------
    (messy bish voice) Yeppppp, I could've had him :coffee: #aintmyfault :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IM SOOOOOOOOOOO BORED!! :yawn:

  • SAUCEY82

    @Lakes
    Here you go :boobs:

  • yallcrazy

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IM SOOOOOOOOOOO BORED!! :yawn:

    --------------
    Call twon :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    yallcrazy says:

    He didn’t answer professionally though, no company name, yall know that on one of his verizon’s

    Somebody tweet that fool yo!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    You know what, when I called he didn't give a company name EITHER! I thought I really had the wrong numba! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @K-Dub (Comment #209)
    :dead:

    Nikke-BABY !!! Yous just BEEN Ghost (On Da Twitter Though...) :kiss:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    ITS FFRRRFFRREEEZING IN HERE!! :cuss:

  • I Go There

    @Fe Fe

    Yep
    :coffee:

    A man such as myself has to know these things.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS - Well, maybe if you answered a bish's email, it'll give you SUMFIN' ta'do! :coffee:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Thank you @ Anna! @iheart-ex hubby's fune had me feeling some kinda way. it's all in the other post and I can't even remember which one it was in. I can't type it again...

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: Tatted, we ain't shatt! on a Tuesday though....

  • I Go There

    @Tatted

    What I do

    :lol:

  • Vanguard Reese

    Y'all ain't spit interferring with that man's business dealings and whatnot. Tying his phone line up. LOL.

  • KDub

    So Cook don't even know how to explain WHAT he do huh? Is that what @Yall telling us???

    And he college educated too. Smdh :rofl: Went to ECU...home of the (Butt) Pirates.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SAUCE :pacifier:
    YALL :lol: HAIL TO THE NAAAW!

  • Iheart

    @Gypy, Oh no :hugs: Sorry you had to deal with that. Imma go find it and then give my true feelings :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    ITS FFRRRFFRREEEZING IN HERE!! = My tatas ARE ON POINT!!

    :popcorn:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS OH SH!T I SAWWY SIS :pc:

  • Ty

    Vanguard Reese says:

    I can’t breeve I thought y’all we’re playing about Twon having a bail bond company.. I googled that ish and pulled up his LinkedIn page
    _______________
    :yes: The fool made a career move off of Tasia, went back to his wife, and named the shyt after her song Free Yourself Bail Bonds :dead:

  • yallcrazy

    Vanguard Reese says:

    Y’all ain’t spit interferring with that man’s business dealings and whatnot. Tying his phone line up. LOL.
    ----------------
    Nope, he said "not available". We gonna get this fool busted by the IRS :hahaha:

  • Iheart

    @Igo so since you are a sexual connisuer of all things sexual on this here blog, have you ever had the "fruit roll-up" method used on you :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette - I called from my work phone cuz the numba (on my end) won't come up! :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @YALL :lol: THEY ARE DANG IT!! :boobs: I NEED SOME WARMING UP!!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @KDUB

    I remember that! And he STILL answering his own phone like a dummy. He can't use some of Fanny Pack's quarters to hire a secatery? :hahaha:

  • NaijaGal

    @Creamy what is it about

  • Ty

    The Makeup Maven says:

    yallcrazy says:

    He didn’t answer professionally though, no company name, yall know that on one of his verizon’s

    Somebody tweet that fool yo!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    You know what, when I called he didn’t give a company name EITHER! I thought I really had the wrong numba!
    ________________
    Call his azz and ask for some day time minutes :rofl:

  • KDub

    Y’all ain’t spit interferring with that man’s business dealings and whatnot. Tying his phone line up. LOL.
    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Well hey it is free public-k information. I got it from his Free Ya Seff Bail Bond website. And then I just shared it with a couple of friends...

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ BRO - All i hav'ta say is SILKY, NIGGA! :lol:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IM SOOOOOOOOOOO BORED
    --------
    I haven't gotten your tweet I am about to get madder @DawnSheen or bust.

  • yallcrazy

    KDub says:

    So Cook don’t even know how to explain WHAT he do huh? Is that what @Yall telling us???

    And he college educated too. Smdh :rofl: Went to ECU…home of the (Butt) Pirates.
    -----------------------------
    I think he got mesmerized by my voice and shyt :lol: (at least I hope, because how thee hail you run a business like that?!)

    Now, Imma call the other number he gave me,THAT'S a REAL WORKING MAN :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Ty says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    yallcrazy says:

    He didn’t answer professionally though, no company name, yall know that on one of his verizon’s

    Somebody tweet that fool yo!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    You know what, when I called he didn’t give a company name EITHER! I thought I really had the wrong numba!
    ________________
    Call his azz and ask for some day time minutes :rofl:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Ion'wanna call him back! He wasn't PROFESSIONAL! :wail: :lol:

  • SAUCEY82

    Folks are just bad today

    :deadhorse:

  • I Go There

    Iheart says:

    @Igo so since you are a sexual connisuer of all things sexual on this here blog, have you ever had the “fruit roll-up” method used on you
    ________________________________________

    Nope...

    Heard about it... but never got it.

  • Vanguard Reese

    @KDub, I want to call but my tail can't be serious. I'd be cracking up before he even answered.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Y’all ain’t spit interferring with that man’s business dealings and whatnot. Tying his phone line up. LOL.
    ————————————————————-

    If y'all supported my fish samitch bisiness like y'all do this jive ass my baby can read fluck I can stop stripping at the purring kitty

  • NaijaGal

    Whats the FRUIT ROLL UP method

  • Ty

    KDub says:

    Y’all ain’t spit interferring with that man’s business dealings and whatnot. Tying his phone line up. LOL.
    ————————————————————-

    Well hey it is free public-k information. I got it from his Free Ya Seff Bail Bond website. And then I just shared it with a couple of friends…
    ____________
    He aint doing shyt no way. He probably logged onto SR killing time like we are :coffee: I know he aint thinking about Tasia :nono:

  • MissHarlem

    Sooo who watched Sweetie Pies and Beverly Johnson show? I liked both

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @DAWN I SEE U **SIGH** WATEV THIS FUKN TWITTER TWAT GETTIN ON A BISH NERVE I EVEN SEE ELOVE BUT CANT GET TO MY FUKN REQ... :cuss:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    NaijaGal says:

    she must not be a narcissist if she can admit fault sandra
    ________________

    If you put a narcissist under enough pressure she will admit anything. They are very good at saying what they think you want to hear.

  • KDub

    I shoulda not googled his azz back in Dec huh?

    I ain't right. I aint shyt...never gonna BE shyt...won't shyt yassday....

    He looks gay as FUGG in that LankedIn pic too. Just smiling hard as he CAN.

  • yallcrazy

    It just came to me, this mofo (maybe) ain't stupid at all! He's "subcontracting" the real work out :thinking:

    I didn't call the other number just yet...

  • Mochacashmere

    Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:

    KDub says:
    EYE am ready @Dawn
    ::: …: : : ::::::::: …….::::::…..::::…..
    :::::::…………::::::::::……..::::….:::
    …::::::….::::::.
    ———
    Massa says I’s isn’t posed too’s be readin but if I’s could’s read’s this too’s er bodies: She black as tar, nappy-headed, got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women’s disease
    disclaimer: Do not read in you Tiny voice although similar dilect.

    _______________________________________________________________________

    LOL, you just made me choke on my rockfish.

  • Ty

    NaijaGal says:

    Whats the FRUIT ROLL UP method
    _____________
    Yall havent heard from Brown yet? I cant wait to tell her that I've perfected this shyt :lick:

    #reallyhaveyallheardanything

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    (suspends YALL's phone privileges until further notice)

  • yallcrazy

    :stealthmode: :doeeyes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    WRAP THE ROLL UP AROUND HIS DACK AND LICK UNTIL ITS ALL GONE.. TASTE SWEET... IF U WRAP IT AROUND THE TIP... NEVER MIND IM A TIP PERSON :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    1. I SEE TWITTER ACCOUNTS BEING PAST AND I ONLY SPEAK WITH UMMM 4 OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER FROM SR.<----- JUST LEFT OUT :no:

    2. NONE OF YOU BISHES IS GOING TO ANSWER MY DARN QUESTION ABOUT THE ICE WATER AND 700 CALORIES :violin:

  • Iheart

    I Go There says:

    Iheart says:

    @Igo so since you are a sexual connisuer of all things sexual on this here blog, have you ever had the “fruit roll-up” method used on you
    ________________________________________

    Nope…

    Heard about it… but never got it.

    _____________
    You missing out Sir :coffee:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I just left the bathroom again cause I'm on my 5th cup of coffee and the left side of my hair is so big. OMG!!! I'm a mess right now and i just realized my shirt is on inside out. FML!!!

  • I Go There

    :lol:

    :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    SAUCEY82 says:

    1. I SEE TWITTER ACCOUNTS BEING PAST AND I ONLY SPEAK WITH UMMM 4 OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER FROM SR.<—– JUST LEFT OUT :no:

    2. NONE OF YOU BISHES IS GOING TO ANSWER MY DARN QUESTION ABOUT THE ICE WATER AND 700 CALORIES :violin:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    They still ignoring you saucey? :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    But Yso, I can't act up in real life! *pouts "it's not fair"*

    ---------------------------------------------
    *calling Brown now* Sorry Yso, just this one exception! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    It's ringing...

  • Vanguard Reese

    I wonder when is Tasia going to attempt her next suicide with Flintstone vitamins.

  • NaijaGal

    @LAKES muchas gracias

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    TheRealAshland says:

    I wonder if Oprah like younger women. I still have a few years of college to get through..
    _________________

    did you not say in another post that you were into skinny men because they lay the pipe tighter and longer, or something? I wish you lesbuns would make up your minds. :shrug:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SAUCEY

    Followed. :thumbsup:

  • KDub

    First it was call Cook to get you off the hook...as his slogan...

    NOW this here ish...from Twitter...

    Prompt, professional, and discreet service. Mention this twitter account for an instant discount. Don't let the system keep you down. Call me to be set free.

    I gotta FUGGIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Call me to be set free!!!! BYYYYE WHURL :ghost:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SAUCE I WOULD ADD U MA.. BUT I CANT DO SHAIT ON MINE RIGHT NOW!! :cuss: WHO WANNA FIZZ IT FOR ME!! :waiting:

  • I Go There

    Iheart says:

    I Go There says:

    Iheart says:

    @Igo so since you are a sexual connisuer of all things sexual on this here blog, have you ever had the “fruit roll-up” method used on you
    ________________________________________

    Nope…

    Heard about it… but never got it.

    _____________
    You missing out Sir
    __________________________________

    Eh... I remember when a chic used some of that "Good Head" shait on me... had my shait numb as hell.

    After a few hours she was wishing she hadnt did that
    :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    JMO says:

    SAUCEY82 says:

    1. I SEE TWITTER ACCOUNTS BEING PAST AND I ONLY SPEAK WITH UMMM 4 OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER FROM SR.<—– JUST LEFT OUT

    2. NONE OF YOU BISHES IS GOING TO ANSWER MY DARN QUESTION ABOUT THE ICE WATER AND 700 CALORIES
    ____________________________________________________________________

    They still ignoring you saucey?

    __________________________________________
    Yes!!! :wail:

    That's why I have :heart:

    for you cause you ALWAYS COME FOR ME

  • Phrozen1der

    Waddap and shyt..... *listening to The Motto* :whistle: :danban: <----Douglasing violently

  • yallcrazy

    I left her a voicemail. :wail:

    :love: Brown :grill:

    :pigsfly: <--a little tiny pig just for you

    :whistle: sing something LOL

  • Iheart

    :whistle:
    The truth about Roni, she's a sweet little girl
    You could treat her real nice and hold her tight
    Only tender ronis can give special love
    A special kind of love that makes you feel good inside

    If you believe in love and all that it can do for you
    Give it a chance, girl, you'll find romance
    And if you find a tender roni that is right for you
    Make it official, give her your love

    My heart (ouh) belongs to tender roni (She's my only love)
    She's my only love (My only heart, baby)
    My heart (Yeah) belongs to a roni (She's my only love)
    She's my only love

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    FUKN TEXAS!! :cuss: WHY THEY TELL ME A TORNADO TOUCH DOWN IN OAK CLIFF **THATS MY HOOOOD** :cuss: I NEED TO GO BACK TO CALI... I CANT TAKE THIS TORNADO SHAIT.. IM SOO SSSCARED!! :wail: I DONT WANT TO FLY!! NOT TODAY!!

  • NaijaGal

    @Saucey here you go about the water...I don't have a twitter

    Does Drinking Ice Water Burn Calories?
    Published on Thursday, January 3, 2008, by Roxanne Webber / Edit Post
    35 CommentsEmail..It’s true that when you drink ice water, your body uses energy (calories) to raise the liquid’s temperature to body temperature. But not very much.

    Roger Clemens, DrPH (doctor of public health) in nutrition and biological chemistry, and associate director of regulatory science at the USC School of Pharmacy, walked us through the math. For the sake of simplicity, he didn’t take thermodynamics into account, which would change the numbers very slightly.

    You have an 8-ounce glass of ice-cold water in front of you. That’s about 240 grams of water.

    When you drink the ice water, which is roughly 4 degrees Celsius, your body will expend calories to bring it to body temperature, which is about 37.5 degrees Celsius; that’s a difference of 33.5 degrees. To raise 1 gram of water 1 degree Celsius, 1 calorie is expended. (This is a “little” calorie—what scientists use to measure small units of energy. The calories we refer to colloquially are actually 1,000 of these and are known as kilocalories in the science world.)

    Raising 240 grams of water by 33.5 degrees Celsius will take 33.5 calories x 240 grams of water, which equals 8,040 little calories.

    Dividing 8,040 by 1,000 gives us 8.04 food calories (kilocalories). Therefore, you’ll burn about 8 calories for each glass of iced calorie-free beverage you drink. That’s equal to about one Life Saver: not exactly a weight-loss miracle.

    Using Clemens’s figures, it would take about 435 8-ounce glasses of ice water to lose a pound.

    And do we have to tell you? Consuming large quantities of cold water can have serious health effects, such as an overall lowering of body temperature, a decrease in the functionality of the gastrointestinal tract, and, in extreme cases, anemia. Drinking a lot of water can also lead to water intoxication.

  • Phrozen1der

    My Godmother (Oprah) isn't gay everyone as you were... :coffee:

  • SAUCEY82

    *LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SAUCE I WOULD ADD U MA.. BUT I CANT DO SHAIT ON MINE RIGHT NOW!! WHO WANNA FIZZ IT FOR ME!!
    _____________________________________
    Calm your arsh the hell down..... I reach for you and gave you my :boobs:

    you are suppose to still be :pacifier:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    MY Peach
    Yeah Your Twitter ain't Acting Right YO <-- I LIKE When the Females "SAY THIS" Though :lol:

    Yous Really NEED To handle that Baby :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Nothing much Phro :coffee:

    How's your day going? No Dr.P yet?

  • I Go There

    SAUCEY82 says:

    1. I SEE TWITTER ACCOUNTS BEING PAST AND I ONLY SPEAK WITH UMMM 4 OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER FROM SR.<—– JUST LEFT OUT
    _________________________________________________

    I try to follow some folks and accept people but when I see under your name that you all religious and such.. I feel kinda bad letting you in to my world of nastyness. I dont need the lawd mad at me cause Im making one of his saint back-slide.... I gotta enough shait to answer for... The summer of 2010 alone might get me sent to hell.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    Sandra Rose says:

    did you not say in another post that you were into skinny men because they lay the pipe tighter and longer, or something? I wish you lesbuns would make up your minds
    --------------------
    Bury me knee deep in a war hot clean fur pie... but NOT at Phaedra fune home

  • Vanguard Reese

    To all the Dallas SR posters and lurkers. Please be careful, I'm looking at CNN right now and it looks scary out there.

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    PHRO!! :hugs:

  • Phrozen1der

    I'm cooling it @Yall.. :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    :pigsfly: *swoops down to pick up Laker*
    -------------------------
    Kdub, that mofo is keeping his hands clean IMO, and getting cash under the table from ole boy that he referred me to. :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSo :hugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ELOVE MY LAPTOP IS DOWN AND I CANT SEE ALOT ON MY PHONE!! :hug:
    @SAUCE MY BAD :pacifier:

  • The Makeup Maven

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IF U WRAP IT AROUND THE TIP… NEVER MIND IM A TIP PERSON
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :lol:

  • SAUCEY82

    @NAIJA

    OMG THANK YOU!!!! :hug:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

    SAUCEY82 says:

    1. I SEE TWITTER ACCOUNTS BEING PAST AND I ONLY SPEAK WITH UMMM 4 OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER FROM SR.<—– JUST LEFT OUT

    ---
    @DawnSheen

  • Iheart

    @Yso, How was your birfday weekend sweets :hugs:

    :waiting: for you to send Bobby HOME

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    So, So... So Y'all REALLY Calling that JUICY-Azz Nigga of Fantasia Though :blink:

    You WOULD THINK This Fool (Would've Figured Out What's Going On...) :coffee:

  • Ty

    Sandra Rose says:

    TheRealAshland says:

    I wonder if Oprah like younger women. I still have a few years of college to get through..
    _________________

    did you not say in another post that you were into skinny men because they lay the pipe tighter and longer, or something? I wish you lesbuns would make up your minds.
    _____________________
    Y u calling her out Auntie :rofl: Maybe sometimes she feels like a nut and sometime she don't. Nothing wrong with getting some :lick: and some tuition from Oprah :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :rofl: @Saucey

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    YALL ITS GETTIN UGLY IN DALLAS RIGHT NOW!! :wail: :cry: HEEELP ME!! FUKN TEXAS!!!

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Did Aunty call out someone for trying to be a switch hitter?

  • The Makeup Maven

    :thinking:

  • MissHarlem

    PHRO :hug: apparently I listen to that song every damn day and would you stop douging my ass falls out everytime you do that

  • NaijaGal

    :dead: @Sandra and her long memory :hahaha:

  • SAUCEY82

    I Go There says:

    SAUCEY82 says:

    1. I SEE TWITTER ACCOUNTS BEING PAST AND I ONLY SPEAK WITH UMMM 4 OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER FROM SR.<—– JUST LEFT OUT
    _________________________________________________

    I try to follow some folks and accept people but when I see under your name that you all religious and such.. I feel kinda bad letting you in to my world of nastyness. I dont need the lawd mad at me cause Im making one of his saint back-slide…. I gotta enough shait to answer for… The summer of 2010 alone might get me sent to hell.
    ___________________________________________

    LMMFAO :ghost:

    YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME

  • The Makeup Maven

    gypsyeyes says:

    Did Aunty call out someone for trying to be a switch hitter?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :yes:

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Sandra Rose says:

    TheRealAshland says:

    I wonder if Oprah like younger women. I still have a few years of college to get through..
    _________________

    did you not say in another post that you were into skinny men because they lay the pipe tighter and longer, or something? I wish you lesbuns would make up your minds.

    ______________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • Anna

    gypsyeyes says:

    I just left the bathroom again cause I’m on my 5th cup of coffee and the left side of my hair is so big. OMG!!! I’m a mess right now and i just realized my shirt is on inside out. FML!!!
    ~~~~~
    :rofl: Sometimes they don't care, as long as you show up. I've been coughing for 2 days, I have not been sent home early. I was told to stay away from the grandkids(you know kids are a cess pool). I don't like when ppl think they have a sense of humor. :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    The Makeup Maven says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IF U WRAP IT AROUND THE TIP… NEVER MIND IM A TIP PERSON
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    @SIS :lol: :ashamed: IAM DAM IT.. AND THE LAST ONE I HAD.. :pacifier: WISH HE WOULD OF LEFT IN MYMOUTH!! :cry:

  • yallcrazy

    Laker, hunker down...

    That's what they say on the news :shrug:

    Where are the babies? How far and long does it take to go get them? Can somebody else go get them now? Who is at your house? Are you leaving early?

    That's all I can think of, right off the bat :D

  • Iheart

    @Lakes, You nasty girl :spank:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS - :shocked: NOOOO YOU DIDN'T! YOU NO LONGER MY INNOCENT LIL' SIS!

    :wail:

    :hahaha:

  • NaijaGal

    @Sandra why fo come Monica & Keysha no longer bff

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @iHEART

    My bday was just another day. Didn't go anywhere and didn't get anything I didn't get for myself. :shrugs:

    And Bobby IS home. Right where he belongs. You don't need to worry your pretty little head about us over here. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

    Sandra Rose says:

    TheRealAshland says:

    I wonder if Oprah like younger women. I still have a few years of college to get through..
    _________________

    did you not say in another post that you were into skinny men because they lay the pipe tighter and longer, or something? I wish you lesbuns would make up your minds. :shrug:
    _______________________________________

    I knew you read all of our comments :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Harlem it's my sheeet I can't help it :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    because they lay the pipe tighter and longer, or something?
    --------------------------
    :stop: Auntie :lol:

    The "pipe" comes in all & I do mean all sizes :rofl: You may be surprised. You never ever had a man yo? #faserious

  • I Go There

    This Damn woman here... :lol:

  • SAUCEY82

    :whistle:

    Now let's talk about how it all goes down
    I used to make love to you daily
    When the night fell the same
    And anytime that you were hurt
    I could feel your pain
    And if I had a dollar
    It was yours, yeah
    And whenever we would go out
    I would front the bill
    But now the up is down
    And the silence is sound
    I hurt you too too many times
    Now I can't come around

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    I look like some tumble weed has landed on my head. #thisshitcray!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Who ILL Bobby?? :thinking:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS&IHEART BUT IT WAS SOO PURRRDY AND THICK.. AND.. :wail:

  • yallcrazy

    Jmo, that's what I thought....just popped up outta nowhere and we're calling twon 'nem :dead:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS I STILL INNOCENT THO :grin: VERY!!! HMMMMPH!
    YALL ITS THUNDERING NOW!! IM AT WORK MY BABYS ARE AT HOME..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

    @Y'all (Comment #323) :rofl:
    THIS is WHY I Luvs Her Though... :coffee:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Ty says:

    Y u calling her out Auntie :rofl: Maybe sometimes she feels like a nut and sometime she don't. Nothing wrong with getting some :lick: and some tuition from Oprah :rofl:
    ______________

    That's fine if she wants to sample from both tables. There's enough for everybody to eat. :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Innocent HEYUL! Hmmmph

    I'M THE ONE WHO'S INNOCENT! :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    Oop... :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Big Daddy, she talmbout the duck and may not have ever had or tasted duck. I just wanted clarity #tisall :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Sandra Rose says:

    That’s fine if she wants to sample from both tables. There’s enough for everybody to eat :coffee:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Where dis at??? :waiting:

  • yallcrazy

    :lol: Phro, were you about to font something and you backed down "oop" ?! :rofl:

  • Ty

    Sandra Rose says:

    Ty says:

    Y u calling her out Auntie Maybe sometimes she feels like a nut and sometime she don’t. Nothing wrong with getting some and some tuition from Oprah
    ______________

    That’s fine if she wants to sample from both tables. There’s enough for everybody to eat.
    ________________
    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :popcorn:

  • Phrozen1der

    Nah, I just read something @Yall :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SIS SI INNOCENT... SWEET NICE AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL INNOCENT!! :coffee:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Sandra Rose says:

    Ty says:

    Y u calling her out Auntie Maybe sometimes she feels like a nut and sometime she don’t. Nothing wrong with getting some and some tuition from Oprah
    ______________

    That’s fine if she wants to sample from both tables. There’s enough for everybody to eat.

    _____________
    What's this sampling you talking about?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lakes I just saw the tornado on the news :prays: for your safety

  • NaijaGal

    :dead: :dead: & mo :dead:

  • http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

    Why does this Coke machine at my job only cost $.25. I shouldn't be drinking this!

    And why aint nobody tell me Swizz Beats is beating the puzzy up at Mashonda house again?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    And why aint nobody tell me Swizz Beats is beating the puzzy up at Mashonda house again?
    ________________________
    He never stopped

  • Ty

    @ Lakes...how far are u from the babies?

  • £ the commenter formally known as Hershey

    Swizz & Mashonda?????????? say what nah? :popcorn:

  • ShoYaRight

    KDUB #27,

    I'm over here with my hand over my mouth, back turned to the walkway and my eyes closed shut trying not to laugh out loud at you bringing up her crack past. I remember that and yes, she conveniently omits it!

  • Mochacashmere

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS&IHEART BUT IT WAS SOO PURRRDY AND THICK.. AND..
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :popcorn: :popcorn: